I know when Justin said jorts and a mask he meant jorts a shirt and a mask but all I could imagine was Justin shirtless in jorts trying to eat breadsticks through a balaclava
I imagined the same thing, but I imagined the "mask" being, like, the hockey mask Jason wore, and the jorts being so tight that Justin has to cowboy-mosey up to the door, snatch the "bag of pasta" (wtf BAG of pasta), and mosey on out as fast as he can. 🤣🤠
I didn't know what a balaclava is and I was picturing him pressing a Turkish pastry to his lips and stuffing bread sticks through the pastry into his mouth.
I think about the phrase "people go to Olive Garden when they want to make a pasta mistake" every week, and I can't believe it wasn't greeted with more response.
"For an entire 3 and a half weeks" is comparable to Travis working at Jimmy Johns for 2 months not knowing how to make a sandwich only to get offered Asst. Manager.
Armleg in case you never found it, he never got trained in making sandwiches. Being good at math, he rocked the registers. Whenever it came time to train him in sandwiches, they got busy so his coworkers told him to just go on register. After a while of doing that and never learning sandwich craft, they offered him the promotion.
Frankly, the real answer of if this woman is too stuck up to visit a restaurant because it's for poor people you really should break up with her. You don't need that kind of classism in your life.
Oh my god... when they said the last time they went to Golden Corral was after their mom died on Christmas Day, I lost it. I know it's bad of me to laugh but holy shit if that's not the most depressing thing you've ever heard you're lying.
I sort of cry-laughed through that part. Like dead mom of my three favorite internet boys brings the sad thoughts, but at the same time I gotta find out how they bring the meathook back into the bit!
I didn't, but it's likely because I once ate at Golden Corral after my dad and my uncles fulfilled my grandpa's last wishes and scattered part of his ashes while sky diving. The reason we went there specifically was because it had been Grandpa's favorite restaurant too.
immediately after my husband's grandfather passed away everyone was still kinda in shock so we went to McDonald's and just got 100 chicken nuggets to split among the mourning family members and looking back on it even though it was sad it's one of the best reactions to a death I've ever been a part of
After my grandma's funeral we all (my mom and brothers and grandfather and uncle) got ice cream because we were like... Well hi, we haven't seen each other in forever and the funeral's over... We have an hour to kill before the flight back... Ice cream? Sad about Grandma, huh? It was weird then and it's weird to think back on now
I went to my 'local' Olive Garden with some friends who had never been there before. As college students and therefore verified poor people, it was a good time. We destroyed probably fifty breadsticks all-totaled. They had the 'buy one take one' deal going on and the pasta I got to take back to our dorm was a really good breakfast for hungover me. Pasta mistake? More like pasta success story.
I wouldn’t date anyone who says anything to the effect of “that’s a poor person place” like I hate Olive Garden but like shit that’s such a stuck up attitude.
their story about golden corral reminds me that the last place I ate with my dad before he passed away was a Denny's on Thanksgiving because everywhere else was either closed or packed. Funnily enough, we tried to go to Golden Corral first.
Chris Passmore I remember going to a chipotle like three hours after my grandpa died I got steak tacos Funnily enough after his funeral my entire family went to Golden Corral for his wake and we basically had reserved it all for ourselves because I come from a ridiculously big family
I grew up in a working class family & if olive garden is "middle class" and golden corral is "low middle class," I can say that Hartz Chicken is the one place that was below even my very low standards I remember the floors being slightly oily where when you walked your shoes stuck a little to the tile and the food was really bland. The one buffet where I stuck with small servings and one plate lol
I cried laughing at the bit about them going to Golden corral, but to be fair, I kind of understanding what they mean. During the peak of the pineapple on pizza debate, I had to go to my grandmother's funeral. Pineapple on pizza was served. I'm pro pineapple btw, but it's a bit interesting to eat pineapple pizza now because I think of death lol. Its funny in hindsight though
Idk why but I find the golden corral story kind of comforting? I feel like a lot of the memories I have with my family that will actually lead us to all remembering exactly what I'm talking about and also make everybody laugh every time is some weird shit that happens after a funeral. To this day I will never forget my entire family sobbing dressed in black watching in horror as Liza Minnelli guest stared on Paula Deen and they literally kissed with their mouths full of cake a little bit and everybody instantly stopped crying and just stared and laughed for like 10 minutes this was at least 12 years ago and none of us can look at either of those people or hear the word luscious (lizas descriptor of the day) without absolutely losing it. Idk the golden corral thing makes me think abt this and other weirdly funny moments in times of sadness. Sorry if this is weirdly serious for a UA-cam comment it's just a funny memory lmao
Justin saying "I wear my Jorts and a mask, because I am preparing for 2020, when there will be a pandemic that will plunge the whole world into quarantine" really caught me off guard
I had dinner Christmas Eve 2015 at a Waffle House with my mom and grandmother after my grandfather died and it was very similar to their Golden Corral experience
I'm not from america so i dunno what olive garden food is like but if anyone i was dating said "no we can't eat there that's for poor people" i'd literally deck them in the face like wtf is that supposed to mean
Listening to this in 2021 is wild bc when he talked about going to get takeout in a mask, i thought yeah of course, before realizing that didnt use to be normal
The experience they described when they went to Golden Corral for Christmas after their mom had died reflects my experience going to a local diner with my family for thanksgiving ever since my mom died.
I went to Golden Coral as a little kid and my parents told me that I never wanted to go their again because apparently I found their food to be horrible
I refuse to return to a Waffle House. I've only been there two times. Once, I saw someone get their bike stolen in a parking lot, and the other time I saw man profusely vomiting on the floor for a solid 7 minutes.... never again.
The last time I ate a Waffle House I was about 6 or 7, and it was because my dad and I came to meet my mom in Florida, but my mom had one last meeting the morning after we flew in. I have no recollection of the experience except that I had the feeling I shouldn't be there.
claire :3 it's just like a hometown buffet kind of restaurant. It's alright but it's not the classiest place but it's okay in a pinch if you're in a sinch for some 13.99 endless shrimp or prime rib
biggrocc19 why are you so mad lol?? new york, actually, thats what people upstate say when theyre talking about the city. sorry for saying that i guess lol
pasta factory is trash i ordered a caesar salad there and they put fucking tomatoes on it like do u know your salads my dude it's the simplest fucking thing
There are so many layers to this question. First, the question itself. The fact that an adult person posed this question, was troubled enough by it to ask people about it online, and then managed to phrase it so strangely. Then you realize that this person has a girlfriend! And you sit in your lonely room and cry for a while at the unfairness of it all. Fun question!
Listening to this nowadays, for a fullass minute I didn’t understand what was so funny about picking up a to-go order with a mask on. Like, that just sounds like all of 2020 and 2021 to me lmao
Watching this 3 yrs after upload and when Justin was talking about his mask and griffin laughed I was like why is that funny? Not realizing that he meant like a masquerade mask not his gd COVID mask
The group I went to prom with one girl thought the artesian pizza place my family suggested wasn’t fancy enough, and we ended up eating at an Olive Garden. In full prom tux gear. She ended up arguing with her boyfriend and sister about the whole night, and that’s really my only experience eating there
The olive garden near me is overpriced bullshit, the Italian place in town gives more food/better quality food for less money. Giant chicken parm $13, OG chicken parm, 1/3 that size w/less pasta $18
For poor people? I don't think so. When me and my brother went, we'd get one appetizer with our food and the bill was never under $50. Wait, if...if that's expensive for me, does that mean I'M poor?!
made the "how much did it cost?" "Everything." meme reference before it even existed.
I know when Justin said jorts and a mask he meant jorts a shirt and a mask but all I could imagine was Justin shirtless in jorts trying to eat breadsticks through a balaclava
I imagined the same thing, but I imagined the "mask" being, like, the hockey mask Jason wore, and the jorts being so tight that Justin has to cowboy-mosey up to the door, snatch the "bag of pasta" (wtf BAG of pasta), and mosey on out as fast as he can. 🤣🤠
Jesse Bananasaurus yeehaw
I didn't know what a balaclava is and I was picturing him pressing a Turkish pastry to his lips and stuffing bread sticks through the pastry into his mouth.
Krabb Cake balaclava made of baklava
I just imagined a really shitty paper plate mask.
I think about the phrase "people go to Olive Garden when they want to make a pasta mistake" every week, and I can't believe it wasn't greeted with more response.
holybutternutsquash same
"For an entire 3 and a half weeks" is comparable to Travis working at Jimmy Johns for 2 months not knowing how to make a sandwich only to get offered Asst. Manager.
Is this in a highlight? Because I require the full retelling
Armleg in case you never found it, he never got trained in making sandwiches. Being good at math, he rocked the registers. Whenever it came time to train him in sandwiches, they got busy so his coworkers told him to just go on register. After a while of doing that and never learning sandwich craft, they offered him the promotion.
Current JJ's driver here
Same sitch sans the promotion
Frankly, the real answer of if this woman is too stuck up to visit a restaurant because it's for poor people you really should break up with her. You don't need that kind of classism in your life.
"jorts and a mask" is a 2020 mood
How BDG enjoys Olive Garden
Oh my god... when they said the last time they went to Golden Corral was after their mom died on Christmas Day, I lost it. I know it's bad of me to laugh but holy shit if that's not the most depressing thing you've ever heard you're lying.
I sort of cry-laughed through that part. Like dead mom of my three favorite internet boys brings the sad thoughts, but at the same time I gotta find out how they bring the meathook back into the bit!
That is not the most depressing thing i've ever heard, and that's not a lie.
I didn't, but it's likely because I once ate at Golden Corral after my dad and my uncles fulfilled my grandpa's last wishes and scattered part of his ashes while sky diving. The reason we went there specifically was because it had been Grandpa's favorite restaurant too.
immediately after my husband's grandfather passed away everyone was still kinda in shock so we went to McDonald's and just got 100 chicken nuggets to split among the mourning family members and looking back on it even though it was sad it's one of the best reactions to a death I've ever been a part of
After my grandma's funeral we all (my mom and brothers and grandfather and uncle) got ice cream because we were like... Well hi, we haven't seen each other in forever and the funeral's over... We have an hour to kill before the flight back... Ice cream? Sad about Grandma, huh? It was weird then and it's weird to think back on now
I went to my 'local' Olive Garden with some friends who had never been there before. As college students and therefore verified poor people, it was a good time. We destroyed probably fifty breadsticks all-totaled. They had the 'buy one take one' deal going on and the pasta I got to take back to our dorm was a really good breakfast for hungover me. Pasta mistake? More like pasta success story.
So, as griffin said, "Ideal for poor people!"
Edit: as an also college student, I take advantage of any food opportunity I can get
i work at the golden corral. can confirm beefhook.
As someone who is a poor people, I can firmly say that olive garden is NOT for poor ppl, not where I'm from. Olive Garden is expensive as shit!!!
Lo Rishaw it also tastes like shit rather make my own pasta for cheaper
"lets go eat pasta until we die" ME
I wouldn’t date anyone who says anything to the effect of “that’s a poor person place” like I hate Olive Garden but like shit that’s such a stuck up attitude.
7:21 "did you eat at golden corral?"
"yes..."
"how much did it cost?"
"Everything..."
THIS IS MAYBE THEIR MOST UNDERRATED BIT AND I LOVE IT
It has the best title, for sure.
Its actually one of their most viewed ;0
"I'll slip in there in my jorts and a mask" becomes much more relevant in coronatime
Thank u for this because I did not initially realize this was pre-COVID and it’s so much funnier that way
The best part of going to Olive Garden is eating the complimentary raw fettuccine they serve in the lobby
their story about golden corral reminds me that the last place I ate with my dad before he passed away was a Denny's on Thanksgiving because everywhere else was either closed or packed. Funnily enough, we tried to go to Golden Corral first.
Chris Passmore I remember going to a chipotle like three hours after my grandpa died
I got steak tacos
Funnily enough after his funeral my entire family went to Golden Corral for his wake and we basically had reserved it all for ourselves because I come from a ridiculously big family
Ironically I was eating pasta while listening to this, and nearly choked at the line "Let's go eat pasta until we die!"
love your profile pic :D
I grew up in a working class family & if olive garden is "middle class" and golden corral is "low middle class," I can say that Hartz Chicken is the one place that was below even my very low standards
I remember the floors being slightly oily where when you walked your shoes stuck a little to the tile and the food was really bland. The one buffet where I stuck with small servings and one plate lol
I liked hartz, but that may have just been bc i was previously fasting to get my blood drawn
@@uwunya5079 I have to say, that is not exactly the most glowing restaurant review I've heard. Oh, it's great compared to fasting and needles!
Did justin say hed go in there with his _jorts_ and his _mask._
Cosplay idea for the next live show: Jorts, mardi gras mask, and OG t-shirt
He the Mask Jorts thief, he steals pasta and hearts.
He's a time traveler from the during times
@@celestialnature6061 ya that sentence hits different now.
I think of the phrase "Just slorsh you sauce! And count your blessings" daily
I cried laughing at the bit about them going to Golden corral, but to be fair, I kind of understanding what they mean. During the peak of the pineapple on pizza debate, I had to go to my grandmother's funeral. Pineapple on pizza was served. I'm pro pineapple btw, but it's a bit interesting to eat pineapple pizza now because I think of death lol. Its funny in hindsight though
Who the fuck serves pizza at a funeral?
@@KahosSaint Not gonna lie, your comment made me nearly choke laughing.
If I die from it, I want pizza served at my funeral.
Idk why but I find the golden corral story kind of comforting? I feel like a lot of the memories I have with my family that will actually lead us to all remembering exactly what I'm talking about and also make everybody laugh every time is some weird shit that happens after a funeral. To this day I will never forget my entire family sobbing dressed in black watching in horror as Liza Minnelli guest stared on Paula Deen and they literally kissed with their mouths full of cake a little bit and everybody instantly stopped crying and just stared and laughed for like 10 minutes this was at least 12 years ago and none of us can look at either of those people or hear the word luscious (lizas descriptor of the day) without absolutely losing it. Idk the golden corral thing makes me think abt this and other weirdly funny moments in times of sadness. Sorry if this is weirdly serious for a UA-cam comment it's just a funny memory lmao
Justin saying "I wear my Jorts and a mask, because I am preparing for 2020, when there will be a pandemic that will plunge the whole world into quarantine" really caught me off guard
I currently work at the og and i can confirm. Og water is gross
From experience as a dishwasher there, KFC water is worse
I can always smell it when I walk in
Summer 2020 now I go everywhere in my jorts and a mask
I had dinner Christmas Eve 2015 at a Waffle House with my mom and grandmother after my grandfather died and it was very similar to their Golden Corral experience
Was there a Waffle hook that was communally gnawed on by the entire populace?
Haven't been to olive garden in years went today and had such an Experience I had to come back to this clip
The clip that's going to play next is wine accident.
That's terrifying... How did you know!?
see, if it WERE a poor persons nice restaurant.. wouldn't it still at least be a rich persons fast food?
I imagine the guy's girlfriend was Monopoly guy wearing a top hat and monocle rich
rich people fast food is jack in the box
im a dishwasher at olive garden and we're covered in OG water the whole day
Olive Garden is considered very exclusive and expensive where I'm from
Do you live in a NoFrills?
naked rat Olive Garden is the place where you go where you wanna eat nice looking food without paying too much
Fr? Interesting
getting takeout with jorts and a mask, justin was truly ahead of his time
Wearing a mask at olive garden is the new norm
Another Brother of the Darden Family, I dealt with Red Lobster Water. It was awful.
"They go there to dine, to enjoy... come"
the last time i went to golden corral i theorized that the food is made of homeless people so thats neat
I'm not from america so i dunno what olive garden food is like but if anyone i was dating said "no we can't eat there that's for poor people" i'd literally deck them in the face like wtf is that supposed to mean
its pretty good food if you like heaps of carbs and cheese.
@@greygoose8803 i mean like.. 👀
he said jorts and a mask and it didn’t even phase me damn you corona
Listening to this in 2021 is wild bc when he talked about going to get takeout in a mask, i thought yeah of course, before realizing that didnt use to be normal
Wait a hot second why did I IMMEDIATELY think of Dwane the rock Johnson when Travis began that sentence
The experience they described when they went to Golden Corral for Christmas after their mom had died reflects my experience going to a local diner with my family for thanksgiving ever since my mom died.
I’m listening to this at 12am and getting incredible deja-vu and I’m not sure whether I should be scared or not
I went to Golden Coral as a little kid and my parents told me that I never wanted to go their again because apparently I found their food to be horrible
I was today years old when I found out their mom passed away
I refuse to return to a Waffle House. I've only been there two times. Once, I saw someone get their bike stolen in a parking lot, and the other time I saw man profusely vomiting on the floor for a solid 7 minutes.... never again.
The last time I ate a Waffle House I was about 6 or 7, and it was because my dad and I came to meet my mom in Florida, but my mom had one last meeting the morning after we flew in. I have no recollection of the experience except that I had the feeling I shouldn't be there.
that do sound like a waffle house tho
Listening to this in 2020 and let's just say I wasn't picturing a feather or a luchador mask
Justin saying "wearing a mask" after 2020 only seems appropriate
when he said he goes in with his mask on I thought nothing of it, this year normalized something I would have found truly bizarre
Them questioning the mask hits real different now
ok yall need to help me out here- what in the hell is golden corral??? i have literally never heard of this establishment before, i am so intrigued.
claire :3 it's just like a hometown buffet kind of restaurant. It's alright but it's not the classiest place but it's okay in a pinch if you're in a sinch for some 13.99 endless shrimp or prime rib
Validen Abott interesting. i live in the city, ive never seen anything like it , thank you
"I live in the city" what in the fuck does that even mean. what city? why? can i write a paper on you
biggrocc19 why are you so mad lol?? new york, actually, thats what people upstate say when theyre talking about the city. sorry for saying that i guess lol
Its a Buffet chain. Its alright.
Anybody else catch that little fart @ 4:27?
The whole “Jorts and mask” joke hits different in 2020
I can't believe I can't afford olive garden... the true struggle
My friend just started a job at the OG and I gave him this video as his orientation
pasta factory is trash i ordered a caesar salad there and they put fucking tomatoes on it like do u know your salads my dude it's the simplest fucking thing
tarocat a fudging men
There are so many layers to this question. First, the question itself. The fact that an adult person posed this question, was troubled enough by it to ask people about it online, and then managed to phrase it so strangely. Then you realize that this person has a girlfriend! And you sit in your lonely room and cry for a while at the unfairness of it all.
Fun question!
Listening to this nowadays, for a fullass minute I didn’t understand what was so funny about picking up a to-go order with a mask on. Like, that just sounds like all of 2020 and 2021 to me lmao
Anyone else remember “there’s been a terrible ham mistake” ?
I hope you wear a mask to the olive garden lol (context for people from the future this comment is from the covid 19 pandemic)
Came here to make the same comment
The mask talk felt different now
Watching this 3 yrs after upload and when Justin was talking about his mask and griffin laughed I was like why is that funny? Not realizing that he meant like a masquerade mask not his gd COVID mask
Must say something about me since I'm too poor for Olive Garden
The group I went to prom with one girl thought the artesian pizza place my family suggested wasn’t fancy enough, and we ended up eating at an Olive Garden. In full prom tux gear. She ended up arguing with her boyfriend and sister about the whole night, and that’s really my only experience eating there
In which Griffin describes pasta-mortem alcoholism.
4:26 ... what is that noise, boys?
I’ve been there 4 times- 3 have had pasta mistakes that got my table free comp 😂 am I blessed or cursed?
So is red lobster fancy then...?
olive garden is fancy for lower middle class
My grandparents like cheddars. Its in nashville and has the best chicken ever
Melody ... do you think Cheddars is only in Nashville?
@@bentonknox5240 yeah
I’ve seen cheddars in places that aren’t nashville
The olive garden near me is overpriced bullshit, the Italian place in town gives more food/better quality food for less money. Giant chicken parm $13, OG chicken parm, 1/3 that size w/less pasta $18
Olive Garden must have been way cheaper in 2017 cuz speaking as a poor person, this is not the place you go to save money.
I was okay until the started talking about Golden Corral
Yes, kinda sad. My wife's mom died about 10 years ago and I know that's a pain that just doesn't go away...
I imagined a black ski mask.
1,100th like!!!! this is really funny thanks
I won't eat at Skyline Chili or White Castle. Not because it's 'low quality' just because their food is gross.
The mask joke lost its power in 2020
I thought ski mask
Kory Neff I love this bit, and I think it's underrated because of the tragic piece of information that Justin shares at the end.
ghfhkkf ive only eaten at golden corral once, when we visited my grandparents, bc my family is too poor to eat there lmao. poverty
For poor people? I don't think so. When me and my brother went, we'd get one appetizer with our food and the bill was never under $50. Wait, if...if that's expensive for me, does that mean I'M poor?!
Nah, it just means the food is overpriced.
The best part of going to Olive Garden is eating the complimentary raw fettuccine they serve in the lobby
Oh man I love snacking on some raw noodies while I wait its the bees knees
Such a fine, well-crafted delicacy.
Wait no everyone shut up do they do this?
No!
THE PRESTIGE!
And now he has IBS!
Its not a good chew