THE KUZE NIGHTMARE (gmod yakuza nextbots)

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  • Опубліковано 25 січ 2025

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  • @livenishikireaction
    @livenishikireaction Рік тому +130

    Ten Years In The Joint

  • @JagoShogun
    @JagoShogun Рік тому +223

    I love how they respect Nishiki so much they address him by his full name EVERY time.

  • @sixisfiveo
    @sixisfiveo 2 роки тому +269

    It was like scene from a movie the way all the kuze just risen out of the water., horrifying yet intriguing.

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 9 місяців тому +3

      The nightmares of a Yakuza 0 player lmao

  • @oklemonss
    @oklemonss Рік тому +93

    1:19 that is a lore accurate kill feed

  • @kenji642
    @kenji642 2 роки тому +100

    6:58 officer carl chasing after flint lockwood

  • @TheOnlyUmbrilla
    @TheOnlyUmbrilla Рік тому +34

    3:29 roblox allusions in a nutshell

  • @BobbinRobbin777
    @BobbinRobbin777 Рік тому +58

    I love how detailed these nextbots are compared to the chaser pngs of Sanic relation.
    Having Nishiki recognise one of them as an enemy was also such a twist on the "run from png" formula, with it being "kill the png" instead!

  • @toastyboi6371
    @toastyboi6371 2 роки тому +77

    10:32 KUZE JUMPSCARE

  • @aamacan
    @aamacan 2 роки тому +128

    5:40 Bruh D-Day Kuze Edition. This was comedy gold would defiantly love to see more

  • @Reweralness
    @Reweralness 2 роки тому +103

    Kiryu, after beating Kuze's ass 5 times over: "Finally, a worthy opponent"

  • @YurificationTrademark
    @YurificationTrademark 2 роки тому +62

    T E N Y E A R S

  • @Zanavor
    @Zanavor 2 роки тому +59

    4:23 this would work for a horror movie

  • @Fatasscatinatuxedo814
    @Fatasscatinatuxedo814 Рік тому +186

    4:59 Nishiki jumpscare
    9:33 Nishiki jumpscare2
    9:36 nishiki jumpscare3
    9:39 nishiki jumpscare4
    9:41 nishiki jumpscare5
    10:23 kuze jumpscare
    10:31 kuze jumpscare2

    • @gleove1
      @gleove1 4 місяці тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gavinsfriend5632
    @gavinsfriend5632 Рік тому +34

    These are scarier cause they dont kill you instantly, they play with you before ganging up on you and murdering you.

  • @inkchariot6147
    @inkchariot6147 2 роки тому +56

    I haven't laughed this hard in a month, all of the Kuze jumping out of the water did me in

  • @Attrixine
    @Attrixine Рік тому +29

    7:00 l4d tank kuze and charger kuze

  • @BobbinRobbin777
    @BobbinRobbin777 Рік тому +21

    2:46 Nishikiyama tries to kill his own meme

  • @mal0561
    @mal0561 Місяць тому +1

    5:30 the daisuke kuze is the most invasive species to ever inhabit gmods waters. The second anything living enters the water, this highly territorial swarm sees it as a challenge and rushes them with unbefore seen ferocity

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 11 днів тому +1

    0:06 Nishikiyama and the Holy Grail

  • @FrancisMarcosGaming
    @FrancisMarcosGaming Рік тому +20

    5:40 Imagine going for a skinny dip and then THAT happens

  • @SpringDoom3829
    @SpringDoom3829 Рік тому +15

    10:28 when you can't afford Yakuza 0

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself Рік тому +3

    who knew that a tall muscular Japanese man who wants to beat you up is actually far scarier than any horror game monster

  • @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689
    @bunnyonabunwithagunnicepun5689 2 роки тому +14

    Always remember:
    10 years and a joint

  • @MetalShadowX
    @MetalShadowX Рік тому +3

    idk why I got recommended this (besides me watching a bunch of Yakuza videos lately) but Kuze growing Toguro arms at 6:46 was beautiful.

  • @HideousKajima
    @HideousKajima Рік тому +10

    “THY END IS NOW, KIRYUUU”
    -Kuze Prime

  • @xxitjixx
    @xxitjixx Рік тому +9

    the yakuza nextbots is not only impressive, but damn hilarious

  • @AmelpsXett
    @AmelpsXett Рік тому +7

    gameplay nishiki is so strong he 's fine after a nuclear explosion

  • @TheRealHomelander1961
    @TheRealHomelander1961 Рік тому +7

    10 yrs in the joint made you a joint

  • @anthonychase6906
    @anthonychase6906 6 місяців тому +1

    Lmao I skipped ahead to a random spot immediately and just see you firing a nuclear bomb at a giant Nishiki

  • @deathninja3389
    @deathninja3389 Рік тому +4

    10:32 that actually startled me

  • @Kyubeyisbestboy
    @Kyubeyisbestboy Рік тому +2

    i need that swep at 3:57 thats literally uppercut from mugen

  • @judgementkazzy1988
    @judgementkazzy1988 2 роки тому +9

    NISHIKIYAMA THURSDAYS

  • @garryhlambert
    @garryhlambert Рік тому +4

    this will be yakuza in 10 years and in 10 different joints

  • @BobbinRobbin777
    @BobbinRobbin777 Рік тому +4

    6:37 KUZE ALTERNATE
    BOTTOM TEXT

  • @ratt__mann9220
    @ratt__mann9220 Рік тому +4

    We need a horror game thats just you running from Kuze

  • @aha6273
    @aha6273 2 роки тому +12

    Was really fun, hope to see more videos like this in the future !

  • @simplefellow86
    @simplefellow86 2 роки тому +6

    ten years in the joint

  • @fergus1455
    @fergus1455 Рік тому +1

    7:07 is the moment Kuze became Officer Earl.

  • @lialpie
    @lialpie Рік тому +2

    the leader of the primers nishiki is dead
    now kuze is gonna be the main badguy in EDF 7

  • @nerochromatic
    @nerochromatic Рік тому +1

    6:58 he literally runs like officer earl

  • @joshuakorynta3385
    @joshuakorynta3385 Рік тому +3

    2:19 Yuko Nishikiyama moment

  • @nert4285
    @nert4285 Рік тому +2

    I mean, Artorias is pretty cool, but I feel like if anyone was jumped by a dozen yakuza it wouldn't end well for them.

  • @GearMasters988
    @GearMasters988 Рік тому +3

    Please make more videos like this, this is genuinely so funny

  • @plumbagdefinitiveedition.753
    @plumbagdefinitiveedition.753 7 місяців тому +1

    this is still the funniest video on your channel to me, terribly sad it doesn’t have more views. would love to see more of this stupid kind of shit lmao

  • @mrdreamy1747
    @mrdreamy1747 Рік тому +2

    10 YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A F

  • @CallyLovesKirby
    @CallyLovesKirby Рік тому

    This was my introduction to your channel.
    Holy shit, this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed in my life.
    Thank you for this beautiful experience

  • @tazika3559
    @tazika3559 Рік тому +3

    Ladies and gentlemen we found it best video on UA-cam

  • @ThatGuy-Jai
    @ThatGuy-Jai 2 роки тому +6

    Best nextbots ever made!!!

  • @yeedog6145
    @yeedog6145 Рік тому +2

    I make a *plege* and *oath* that Yakuze 0 is my favorite out of all the Yakuza intstallments

  • @xdarin_
    @xdarin_ Рік тому +4

    Yakuza 10 (years), presenting the brand new Kuze Everywhere system!

  • @user-yp5ko8us9j
    @user-yp5ko8us9j Рік тому +5

    Goddamnit, haven't laughed this hard in YEARS.

  • @Agent-472k
    @Agent-472k Рік тому +2

    5:32 Ay kyodai why the water speaking Pledge of Demon ?

  • @MarkDoesRBLX
    @MarkDoesRBLX 2 роки тому +3

    1:03 giga nishki

  • @RoseTheEnby2189
    @RoseTheEnby2189 Рік тому +3

    This is the funniest shit I’ve seen in so long
    Good shit keep it up

  • @koroo2891
    @koroo2891 2 роки тому +5

    Nishiker Infestation

  • @RexTheClownOfficial
    @RexTheClownOfficial 2 роки тому +9

    Did ya know that Kuze’s name means “Until” lol. 😂😂😂

  • @anoncuber1510
    @anoncuber1510 7 місяців тому +1

    5:08 what a thrill...

  • @ajajaj75
    @ajajaj75 2 роки тому +5

    10 years

  • @shockedchrispcats33
    @shockedchrispcats33 Рік тому

    Imagine being chased by 100 kuzes thats freaking terrifying

  • @anonecki
    @anonecki Рік тому

    5:39 POV: you're on a Hawaiian beach in 1942

  • @madwomansinsight
    @madwomansinsight 3 місяці тому

    you will see man-made horrors beyond your comprehension

  • @RaineyManey
    @RaineyManey 2 місяці тому

    New favorite video

  • @nxm08
    @nxm08 2 роки тому +1

    this is definetely the video

  • @cletusmandeletusman2328
    @cletusmandeletusman2328 Рік тому

    a kenzaki tenderness of all time

  • @UNUSED--USER
    @UNUSED--USER 7 місяців тому

    wake up bro it's yakuza thursday

  • @linc_linc9959
    @linc_linc9959 27 днів тому

    0:38 🔥🔥🔥

  • @WarHelmetCombine
    @WarHelmetCombine Місяць тому

    7:07 OFFICER EARL!?

  • @wyattwilkerson768
    @wyattwilkerson768 Рік тому

    10 years in the joint-

  • @dage1976
    @dage1976 Рік тому

    Garry's mod.
    You can nuke a shit out of Akira Nishikiyama in our game.
    *You're welcome*

  • @GriKoLPriKoL420
    @GriKoLPriKoL420 Рік тому

    I feel like a kid again watching gmod videos, funny vid btw

  • @RyujinRoninReach
    @RyujinRoninReach 2 роки тому +1

    the In Debt Experience

  • @aphexloser
    @aphexloser Рік тому

    This is why i need to buy a PC ASAP.

  • @chaing-kai-shek2862
    @chaing-kai-shek2862 6 місяців тому

    Bro made Kuza an alternate.

  • @SSFhighcommandJOHN
    @SSFhighcommandJOHN 2 місяці тому

    i love this place :)

  • @WarHelmetCombine
    @WarHelmetCombine Місяць тому

    this is what yakuza 0 needed

  • @arock3222
    @arock3222 4 місяці тому

    This is gold

  • @splurgyreal
    @splurgyreal 7 місяців тому

    waiter, waiter, more yakuza gmod content!

  • @autterloserontheinternet8684
    @autterloserontheinternet8684 2 роки тому +3

    Yakuza 8

  • @neb2901
    @neb2901 Рік тому

    Those are just chasing NPCs.

  • @theb242
    @theb242 Рік тому

    I just NEED to know the maps with the dark corridors in them, I wanna try this with my friends so bad

  • @zackpumpkinhead8882
    @zackpumpkinhead8882 Рік тому +1

    Frylock is taaaaaaan caliente

  • @Screamiing
    @Screamiing 2 роки тому +2

    Watching this feels like a fever dream

  • @cormacmckeever5391
    @cormacmckeever5391 2 роки тому +1

    Good video, well done

  • @Fbispook
    @Fbispook Рік тому

    Garry mod vs. ten year joint

  • @Freef_01
    @Freef_01 2 роки тому +2

    GAGAGGGAAHGAH

  • @Crispierbug
    @Crispierbug Рік тому

    Most unrealistic part of the video is Nishiki did something.

  • @panna3591
    @panna3591 Рік тому

    this is the video ever allah bless you

  • @Anonymous-bk9xy
    @Anonymous-bk9xy Рік тому

    what on earth is that nextbot scaler?

  • @haydenmcbride8933
    @haydenmcbride8933 Рік тому +1

    anyone know what map he used for this vid?

  • @ネコカンタ
    @ネコカンタ Рік тому

    FNF感がすごい

  • @Khal1337time
    @Khal1337time 6 місяців тому

    >CRUNCHY

  • @metalhand199
    @metalhand199 7 місяців тому

    map name at 0:00??

  • @snazzrin.7185
    @snazzrin.7185 2 роки тому +1

    yuck zuck

  • @rileyrobin2
    @rileyrobin2 Рік тому +2

    ten years in the joint