America's Favorite Paternity Test Talk Show Just Got Worse

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  • @yoda5436
    @yoda5436 10 місяців тому +2220

    bastardizing a child then calling them a bastard is wild tho lmao

    • @OhElvira
      @OhElvira 10 місяців тому +41

      That’s not what it means. It means a child born out of wedlock.

    • @swiftlyaswiftie
      @swiftlyaswiftie 10 місяців тому +135

      @@OhElvirawell either way, he's still bastardized the child

    • @allwoundup3574
      @allwoundup3574 10 місяців тому +71

      ​@@OhElvira so it's exactly what it means lol

    • @OhElvira
      @OhElvira 10 місяців тому +5

      @@swiftlyaswiftie both parents did, that’s the point.

    • @amygrimes6438
      @amygrimes6438 9 місяців тому +12

      ​@@OhElviraor "illegitimate". I've heard that a lot too.

  • @leebobeebo
    @leebobeebo 10 місяців тому +2177

    these guys make such a nice pair because of how scared gunnar is of andy

    • @triplesixcrow
      @triplesixcrow 10 місяців тому +40

      THIS FR

    • @jankcitycustoms
      @jankcitycustoms 10 місяців тому +39

      can you blame him when andy's face is literally melting?

    • @lukaluukaa
      @lukaluukaa 10 місяців тому +77

      Andy is holding gunnar hostage and only lets him out of the basement to make videos

    • @JHMBB2
      @JHMBB2 10 місяців тому +30

      I was going to say, cause Gunnar is sorta just there for the ride, Andy's running off being Andy.

    • @leebobeebo
      @leebobeebo 10 місяців тому +4

      @@I-Am-Tea lmao fr??

  • @certifiedmental1
    @certifiedmental1 10 місяців тому +2024

    Now my year is ruined.

    • @redcherry8137
      @redcherry8137 10 місяців тому +40

      Why darling

    • @spoingelerboib
      @spoingelerboib 10 місяців тому +14

      That's so epic

    • @Peachesonlinee
      @Peachesonlinee 10 місяців тому

      ​@ville__ bro shut up no one cares

    • @walnuttes
      @walnuttes 10 місяців тому

      😢 😅w😅😮😢😮y😅

    • @flawed_fluke
      @flawed_fluke 10 місяців тому +3

      In the most pleasant way possible

  • @FukaiKokoro
    @FukaiKokoro 10 місяців тому +979

    Genetics is a helluva thing.
    I find it so funny that people say " that can't be my kid it's darker than me!"
    That's not how genetics work but pop off sis.

    • @sumlem
      @sumlem 10 місяців тому +137

      Colorism is also really sad.

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 9 місяців тому +40

      ​@@sumlem my son looks white but exactly like me and I'm black dark brown skin and my dad is near white skinned (he's biracial) with dark red hair and green eyes
      My son was born with the same red hair and his mom is white with Blonde hair and blue eyes and he ended up getting her hair and eye color and her mom felt he wasn't my son cause he's "too light" despite she's seen my father and knew my great grandfather was Irish blonde hair blue eyed smh

    • @TheMedicatedArtist
      @TheMedicatedArtist 7 місяців тому

      @@Chuck_ELGonna take a wild guess and assume you’re Latina.
      I swear Latino genetics are basically a randomizer of their entire family tree. It seems like facial structure is concrete; anything with color is a toss up 😂

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 6 місяців тому +6

      @@Chuck_EL sounds like u have a very beautiful family

    • @Dovah_Slayer
      @Dovah_Slayer 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Chuck_EL genetics just be like that

  • @Prizzlesticks
    @Prizzlesticks 10 місяців тому +1702

    Having a couple of friends who have told me how difficult it is to be the darkest one in the family and how hurtful family members can be, I feel so sad for that little girl. One of my friends had a grandmother who kept buying her skin bleaching creams, and she'd just go home and cry after. It's heartbreaking. Having your confirmed dad try to disown you on national television because you, a baby, are "cocoa crisp" probably hurt like hell. I hope she grew up loved and happy and proud of her skin. And that she gave a box of chocolate Rice Krispies every Fathers Day.

    • @mbymariahjenae
      @mbymariahjenae 10 місяців тому +128

      Yesss oh my god, that part made me sick to my stomach 😢

    • @geniemememe5936
      @geniemememe5936 9 місяців тому +3

      Yesss oh my god, that part made me sick to my stomach 😁

    • @amygrimes6438
      @amygrimes6438 9 місяців тому +35

      Awhhh! Thank you for commenting this and helping spread awareness. That's SO sad & I can't believe her own grandmother treated her that way. Fkn ridiculous! I don't understand how some people can be so evil.

    • @goobersongoofy
      @goobersongoofy 9 місяців тому +24

      @@geniemememe5936what the fuck are yall on? what is with the copy paste

    • @goobersongoofy
      @goobersongoofy 9 місяців тому +6

      @@mbymariahjenae???

  • @Cove_Blue
    @Cove_Blue 10 місяців тому +442

    Well the good news is when these kids start therapy all they have to do is play these videos right off the bat and the therapist will basically be caught up.

    • @pretzelpetzel
      @pretzelpetzel 7 місяців тому +8

      I’m sure a lot more would come out of this that would need to be discussed in therapy as well.

    • @toidIllorTAmI
      @toidIllorTAmI 8 днів тому

      Hopefully they never find out.

  • @sunbunnow
    @sunbunnow 10 місяців тому +615

    2:42 I hate when ppl refer to a child as a bastard. And actually, a bastard child is a child born out of wedlock, not a kid without a father.

    • @Pimp.My.Forklift
      @Pimp.My.Forklift 9 місяців тому

      Sooooo, that specific child is still a bastard by every definition. She was born out of wedlock.

    • @giseledent7341
      @giseledent7341 9 місяців тому +4

      Cry 😢

    • @10forthebigguy61
      @10forthebigguy61 8 місяців тому +1

      So theyre all bastards by default

    • @GuitarOfTime0116
      @GuitarOfTime0116 6 місяців тому +33

      Absolutely correct, i was born before my parents were married so i am intimately familiar with the term. (side note: dont let the other kids at school know that, the bullying was INTENSE)

    • @brucebaker810
      @brucebaker810 5 місяців тому +4

      Kid with a mother without a husband.

  • @scotttulpin6644
    @scotttulpin6644 10 місяців тому +347

    imagine how much therapy youd need if your dad tried disowning you on national television...

    • @A-A-wRONg
      @A-A-wRONg 7 місяців тому +22

      There needs to be a “where are they now” of this show

  • @melpot4296
    @melpot4296 10 місяців тому +280

    I knew someone who went on this show, we called him Joe The Plumber, he knew he wasnt the father, but they paid for his dentures and told them to play it up like he had no idea.

    • @meredithjohnson2843
      @meredithjohnson2843 5 місяців тому +20

      Dental care is expensive good for Joe-

    • @toidIllorTAmI
      @toidIllorTAmI 8 днів тому

      Show is soooo fake. People who are sad for these kids? It's not even real.

  • @kellieshae
    @kellieshae 10 місяців тому +290

    14:50 there is an episode of a girl who cheated on her boyfriend and wasn't sure if the kid was his but he loved that kid and took care of it because his dad was possibly not his dad but took care of him anyways, and so him, his dad, and the girlfriend were on and they all just cried a bunch and then he found out that the kid wasn't his and just a cherry on top, that his dad wasn't his real dad either, I felt so bad for him!

    • @katattack907
      @katattack907 9 місяців тому +69

      Any man can be a sperm donor but it sounds like this guy is a perfect example of what a true father is. Real family is defined by love, not genetics. Hope they're all doing well.

    • @ErikaCartet
      @ErikaCartet 5 місяців тому +26

      well if anything it showed him that being a biological father isn't everything! if he was so positively impacted by how his dad raised him then it goes to show he can have that same loving familial bond and positive impact on a child's life regardless of whether he's the "real" father

    • @Deminese2
      @Deminese2 2 місяці тому

      @@katattack907 I know that message is always beautiful and all but guys who just accept kids that aren't theirs when their girlfriend fucked someone else got knocked up and hid it from them have 0 spines. If you CHOOSE to raise a kid that isn't biologically yours its great but that was forced on him and he never would've done that otherwise.

  • @BeansKneez
    @BeansKneez 10 місяців тому +615

    not realizing can of milk most definitely meant formula is such a single dude moment

    • @jadeterrain4771
      @jadeterrain4771 9 місяців тому +73

      to be fair i'm a 24 year old woman and i also didn't realize this lol

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 7 місяців тому +12

      Yeah she definitely meant formula. These young unattached guys haven't got a clue 😂

    • @ErikaCartet
      @ErikaCartet 5 місяців тому +23

      or really just anyone who hasn't started planning for a child moment haha

    • @JeronimoStilton14
      @JeronimoStilton14 5 місяців тому +16

      @@fangal12everyone has things they don’t have a clue about, judging others for it just makes you the dummy lol

    • @fangal12
      @fangal12 5 місяців тому

      @@JeronimoStilton14 take your pantaloons out of a bunch, no one is judging them just jokingly pointing out them not being aware of something. Now take your Xanax or whatever helps you keep your emotions in check

  • @issafraud419
    @issafraud419 10 місяців тому +507

    btw, by “can of milk” she probably means those big containers of powdered breast milk replacement.

    • @munchmongoose
      @munchmongoose 10 місяців тому +72

      That gives so much more power to Andy’s threat of making a can of milk not even last a day 🤣

    • @pixelatedbaddie2242
      @pixelatedbaddie2242 10 місяців тому +52

      lmaoo i was finna say “she means baby formula yall” 😭

    • @thatvalensteingirl
      @thatvalensteingirl 10 місяців тому +8

      Powder or premix formula, definitely

    • @Monbebesaurus
      @Monbebesaurus 9 місяців тому +8

      Regular powdered milk is a thing. It's used mainly for baking.

    • @Chuck_EL
      @Chuck_EL 9 місяців тому +4

      ​@@Monbebesaurus as a kid I used to use it to make regular milk and milkshakes

  • @Toonces88X
    @Toonces88X 10 місяців тому +145

    Imagine being a child and seeing your possible dad doing back flips and the stanky leg when they find out you’re not their child 😂😂😂☠️

  • @leannaluvsyousm
    @leannaluvsyousm 10 місяців тому +1155

    you two have great video chemistry, you should make more videos together!

    • @blakeharrison3972
      @blakeharrison3972 10 місяців тому +105

      They have so much chemistry they had a kid together

    • @ald7282
      @ald7282 10 місяців тому

      ​@ville__ shut up, incel, i still remember what you did

    • @andykingyt
      @andykingyt  10 місяців тому +334

      Absolutely not

    • @robb8246
      @robb8246 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@andykingyt you kinda look like the skinny little twink in the video

    • @djungelskog132
      @djungelskog132 10 місяців тому

      @NotVille_get a life

  • @captainsarcasm1567
    @captainsarcasm1567 10 місяців тому +255

    it can be really hard to say that a baby looks like their full grown parent but genuinely the first two cases had babies that did look like their parent

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 6 місяців тому +7

      yea lmao, that baby girl had like the exactly same face as that man

  • @packnetadaija
    @packnetadaija 10 місяців тому +400

    This was my favorite show growing up 😂😂😂 I used to run home after school to try and watch “who’s the baby daddy” as my family used to call it 😂😂😂

  • @Sabrina_116
    @Sabrina_116 10 місяців тому +160

    The first guys wife was very chill about getting confirmation that her husband cheated on her and had a baby with another woman. Unless they got together after the fact, I was door dashing some food so I could have missed something.

    • @kjaxthegrate
      @kjaxthegrate 9 місяців тому +50

      I have a sneaking suspicion that they already knew and were on good terms with each other but played it up so the show would pay them well.

    • @natesmith9644
      @natesmith9644 9 місяців тому +33

      Yeah I'm going to say that the first clip the kid was from the previous relationship. Had a kid, separated, went on with their lives and then realized they could cash a check. Honestly I'd put them at B tier acting at least cause that "googly eye b****" felt personal😂😂

  • @ginny534
    @ginny534 10 місяців тому +145

    I took my 75 year old grandma to a maurie taping a few years ago bc we always watched it together and it was hilarious. We still joke about it

    • @AleTitan
      @AleTitan 9 місяців тому +6

      lmao, another commenter said they even screen people for audience members and they pick the most guetto people so Maury seens reasonable.

    • @ginny534
      @ginny534 9 місяців тому +11

      @@AleTitan yup they do. They have a tour bus that sits in Harlem ny and picks up people and feeds them and brings them to the tappings

    • @jjanggulane
      @jjanggulane 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ginny534omg that sounds awesome 🤣 a free meal and show .. i mean, is it free? i just kinda assumed lol

  • @terminalspines
    @terminalspines 10 місяців тому +247

    You guys should really do the phobia episodes of Maury. You're only at the tip of the iceberg with how clownshit insane this show gets

    • @catlovingnerd21
      @catlovingnerd21 10 місяців тому +19

      those are just watching people go through literal torture. so much so that it feels wrong to watch it lol

    • @derekpayneszubliminals7723
      @derekpayneszubliminals7723 10 місяців тому +5

      I remember on UA-cam during 2013 when there was episodes of Maury featuring kids with behaviors so bad that they end up on the show.

    • @samuru101
      @samuru101 9 місяців тому +11

      "Bring out the olives!"

    • @froggy5748
      @froggy5748 8 місяців тому +4

      @@samuru101the olive clip is the only one ive ever seen of it and it’s so fucking funny

    • @CallofFreaky
      @CallofFreaky 7 місяців тому

      Pickles 😦
      Mustard 😦

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 10 місяців тому +153

    Tyrion isn't a bastard - his parents were married when he was born; his mother died giving birth to him. His famous line is "I have a soft spot in my heart for cripples, bastards and broken things," but he certainly is not a bastard in the story.

    • @BeansKneez
      @BeansKneez 10 місяців тому +20

      yeah he was thinking of jon snow

    • @maggieschrader1601
      @maggieschrader1601 9 місяців тому +2

      @@BeansKneez who (spoiler alert) was also not a bastard

    • @Jabadamazo
      @Jabadamazo 9 місяців тому +3

      @@maggieschrader1601 Yeah he is, Rhaegar and Lyanna were not married.

    • @noxaelo4401
      @noxaelo4401 8 місяців тому

      i thought it was a reference to the "tyrion is secretly a targaryen" crack theory? but maybe im just too deep into the whacky conspiracy side of things

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 6 місяців тому

      @@BeansKneez I think that more broadly he was thinking of how bastards are sort of a disenfranchised group

  • @toxihex876
    @toxihex876 10 місяців тому +252

    This channel never fails to produce videos with topics that make me want to scream out of every orifice.

    • @tyudeongis
      @tyudeongis 10 місяців тому +11

      @ville__do you ever shut up

    • @sumlem
      @sumlem 10 місяців тому

      ​@@tyudeongishey, just report and never interact.

  • @astrowolvez
    @astrowolvez 10 місяців тому +76

    This woman has a newborn baby and toddler and yet he’s been with his fiancé for three years???

  • @lucyh9051
    @lucyh9051 10 місяців тому +95

    i love how when maury got interrupted he looked at the audience like a disappointed father

    • @MeatwadSmoking
      @MeatwadSmoking 9 місяців тому +6

      he’s the disappointed surrogate father of every grown adult that walks onto his set.

  • @Sarahonwheels
    @Sarahonwheels 10 місяців тому +138

    What a great way to start the new year with my two favorite people I found last year.

  • @stevensmith5556
    @stevensmith5556 10 місяців тому +50

    I've been in the audience for a recording, there's a producer literally on stage telling people to ham it up. Before you go in the studio they encourage you to be over the top so you'll be on camera. I was not on camera :(

  • @auntiem0thman
    @auntiem0thman 10 місяців тому +127

    you missed the part of the episode where the one lady tells Maury that Raymond has to be Raymond Jr's father because she is a lesbian and he's the only man she's been with 😅😂

    • @benadrylgelllzzz5724
      @benadrylgelllzzz5724 9 місяців тому +22

      HOLY SHIT …. I mean sometimes DNA tests can be false on the rare occasion

  • @Mande1985
    @Mande1985 10 місяців тому +47

    I saw a TikTok of one of the guests of The Maury show. The dad was the one who brought her for paternity but of course they had her sitting down as though she brought him. The dad didn't think he was the father and of course HE WAS THE FATHER. She did say that the dad never stepped up.

  • @misskellygraham3316
    @misskellygraham3316 10 місяців тому +131

    Just move in together already so we can get more videos like this, thanks!

    • @Tamxkii
      @Tamxkii 9 місяців тому +1

      😭😭yess

  • @layneheater2053
    @layneheater2053 10 місяців тому +83

    I like how they were having fun till the second one came on then after the cut they were noticeably upset

    • @Maryannkf
      @Maryannkf 10 місяців тому +13

      do you know what the dark episode was about?

    • @catlovingnerd21
      @catlovingnerd21 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@MaryannkfI'm wondering too

    • @ThatKafkaMain
      @ThatKafkaMain 10 місяців тому +1

      ​@@Maryannkf no clue either..

    • @ggsilik
      @ggsilik 9 місяців тому +10

      This episode is on UA-cam, apparently her name is spelled Magan, and compared to other ones, it's not bad at all. Just her and her mother screaming profanities at the guy. And in the case of 4 month old Brayden...
      He was the father.

    • @catlovingnerd21
      @catlovingnerd21 9 місяців тому +1

      @@ggsilik what's the episode number

  • @Sara-xk1ns
    @Sara-xk1ns 10 місяців тому +25

    8:26 I’m showing my age here, but I had the honor of being a Maury studio audience member back in the day. My boyfriend and his roommate got us tickets bc they looooooved Maury. This was right when he was just starting to get into the paternity tests shows but still did a lot of actual talk show topics. They film multiple episodes at one taping so I think we got to see 3, and the last one was a paternity test. My boyfriend and his roommate got soooo excited, like little boys on Christmas morning level excitement. We were sitting in the back right corner, the last row, but it’s fairly small so the seats were great. They tell the audience when and how to react so all the cheers and booing is planned. They hold up big cards telling us what to do and literally went over it before taping started haha well paternity episode was last and we wanted some fun. Everyone always cheers for the mom, boo for the dad and claim he’s the dad. So we did the opposite. Anytime the guy came out we’d cheer for him and scream “he’s not the daddy!!” basically do everything backwards. We got to watch 3 cases and all 3 were the dads haha one even got violent which wasnt allowed on Maury (back then). They used to prevent physical fights and had big security that sat in front ready to intervene if it was starting to get tense. Our episode the lady was a little too quick and her ex knew it. He tried to run up the stairs they come out of but she grabbed the back of his jacket and yanked him backwards, which in turn caused her to fall as well and the rail on the staircase busted. It was great. I don’t know if it ever aired though. I can’t even remember what Maury did before paternity testing though. I’m so glad I got to experience the paternity episode in person though. It was unforgettable.

  • @lindseyfree9099
    @lindseyfree9099 10 місяців тому +89

    A bastard was a term used for children born to unmarried parents. They were illegitimate and couldn’t inherit from their father’a estate:
    So yea, the child is technically, a bastard, but it’s an outdated word and concept.
    Great video guys ❤❤

  • @LorNrocks
    @LorNrocks 10 місяців тому +86

    When I was in like 10th grade (this was a long time ago, like 15 years or something) we used to convince the sub in our English class to just put Maury on for us to watch and we had a great time. It’s wild Maury is still doing this so many years later. Good for him…?

    • @shethingsd
      @shethingsd 10 місяців тому +15

      He retired this year, but he's in his 80s so he deserves a rest😊

  • @Grimes417
    @Grimes417 10 місяців тому +37

    Probably means can of formula powder. The story is needed now wtf how do you get tricked to sign as witnesses to a marriage…?

  • @aerinqueenan8762
    @aerinqueenan8762 10 місяців тому +110

    I have such a love hate relationship with catching your videos as soon as theyre uploaded. Yeah I get to watch this 5 minutes after it's uploaded but it feels like I need to wait even longer for the next

    • @pisskinkpip3lin3
      @pisskinkpip3lin3 10 місяців тому +1

      realest thing ever

    • @AdamOBrien29
      @AdamOBrien29 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@ville__ Get a hobby

    • @alainaczechowicz9026
      @alainaczechowicz9026 10 місяців тому +7

      @ville__dude what are u yapping about

    • @tyudeongis
      @tyudeongis 10 місяців тому +2

      THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL

    • @cheesegoblin4life
      @cheesegoblin4life 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@AdamOBrien29 unfortunately i think leaving troll comments is their hobby 😅😂

  • @dandavids769
    @dandavids769 10 місяців тому +53

    The episode that got skipped was sad I think because the guy being tested as the father was saying awful things about the baby, calling him slurs and awful names. Search ‘Maury 6 dna test 6 dads” village farmer posted it and it starts at 9:18. Heads up there’s a lot of r words being thrown around.

    • @InuMokuba
      @InuMokuba 4 місяці тому +6

      Yeah makes sense why they cut it then. Whichever way you feel about their jokes, you know that they don't mean them and it likely felt too real when the man was legit insulting this baby.

    • @boyfailure69
      @boyfailure69 Місяць тому

      jesus christ thats fucking WILD

  • @NicoleoCrafts
    @NicoleoCrafts 10 місяців тому +137

    My mom’s friend tricked her husband into divorce. Just put a piece of paper in front of him and said “sign this” so he did.

    • @poppy87
      @poppy87 10 місяців тому +13

      Why didn't he read it?

    • @ironnoah9461
      @ironnoah9461 10 місяців тому +80

      @@poppy87 probably why she wanted to divorce him in the first place.

    • @thenamesallex
      @thenamesallex 10 місяців тому +5

      How does one trick someone into divorce?

    • @sumlem
      @sumlem 10 місяців тому +12

      ​@ville__can you take a break? It's a whole new year and you're still on that bs lol

    • @katc2040
      @katc2040 10 місяців тому +15

      Lol that's not tricking that's just him not reading

  • @opheliamunroe1110
    @opheliamunroe1110 10 місяців тому +101

    I'm pretty sure they encourage the audience to react really enthusiastically so they can get good audience shots. Basically they put the worst audience members on screen lmfao They're like ...a part of the show at this point. The audience is an entire entity that sets the atmosphere to "ghetto" so Maury seems super reasonable and chill even though this man is obviously a trickster god sustained by chaos.

    • @tsulfcosplay
      @tsulfcosplay 10 місяців тому +15

      He is Loki in the flesh. He is Hermes himself. He is a trickster by trade a master of deceit.

    • @jgunn03
      @jgunn03 9 місяців тому

      Your verbiage is gross.

  • @tinyelvisbkwd
    @tinyelvisbkwd 10 місяців тому +32

    I used to watch this show religiously during sick days and non-school days in junior high and high school in the late 90s/early '00s. so those kids featured back then are definitely old enough to have access to youtube now. i often wonder if any of them have ever stumbled across footage of themselves being broadcast like that, and how they feel about it now.

  • @Diadeclaw
    @Diadeclaw 10 місяців тому +31

    So excited to start 2024 with a new vid from Andy🥳

  • @motherbipsy960
    @motherbipsy960 10 місяців тому +43

    I had a friend go on the show because the kid's father really was denying paternity (the baby was his). I don't know any of the inner workings though, sorry.

  • @thelegioncollective
    @thelegioncollective 10 місяців тому +12

    I wasn't told the "don't leave the t.v. on or it'll burn into the screen" thing.
    I was told "don't sit so close to the t.v. or you'll get square eyes."

  • @SpeakNow99
    @SpeakNow99 8 місяців тому +9

    couldn't stop thinking about the "they look like cousins" comment during the last clip 'cause, like, you know what causes birth defects? inbreeding
    (not that i think they're actually cousins, but i'm surprised that connection between incest and birth defects was never made while filming this video)

  • @TheOodoneOut44
    @TheOodoneOut44 10 місяців тому +40

    Maury, Jerry Springer, Judge shows, and Cops were essential viewing when growing up for many of us. Especially when your sick at home, hanging with Grams.

    • @Lalalololalo
      @Lalalololalo 9 місяців тому +1

      That and the Young and the Restless. Grandparents LOVED their soaps 😭

  • @NoFoxGvn
    @NoFoxGvn 10 місяців тому +11

    A bit of insight on the show as I live close to it in CT and my sister worked there for a short while. Majority of the people here are actors. They occasionally have real people but it’s pretty much all actors.
    The real people are usually never the paternity stuff. It’s like the episodes where “My teen wants to be a prostitute” or “My abusive husband needs to stop” that typically have real people flaked in with actors.

  • @seanraymond4358
    @seanraymond4358 10 місяців тому +50

    I think this show is just like baby videos, but instead of preserving memories, the episodes are made to spark daddy issues

  • @howdy4504
    @howdy4504 5 місяців тому +4

    They do have segments where no one fights but they're usually really sad. Like someone wants to be the father and they aren't

  • @poppy87
    @poppy87 10 місяців тому +6

    I heard Maury on a radio interview about 20 years ago say he always asked to keep the results locked up from him until the reading for dramatic effect.

  • @Goober-Delicious
    @Goober-Delicious 10 місяців тому +10

    The nose zoom in gets me every time. This is great.

  • @dandavids769
    @dandavids769 10 місяців тому +17

    Honestly the only “civil” episodes I’ve seen on this show are ones where the potential father passed and the family wants to know if the child is related to them or not. That and one where a woman and her gay best friend had a drunk one night stand and needed a dna test😂

  • @lacrossehammy124
    @lacrossehammy124 10 місяців тому +7

    you guys should def do a whole series of some show together i love watching you guys together. you two are my two favorite youtubers right now.

  • @Galumphingsquirrel007
    @Galumphingsquirrel007 10 місяців тому +6

    You guys are hilarious also can very much relate to “DONT LEAVE THE TV ON IT WILL BURN INTO THE SCREEN!”
    Also I wonder what the second one was…

  • @penhuinz0
    @penhuinz0 10 місяців тому +6

    I had a family member on Maury. He said it wasn't scripted but they did kinda plan it and push them to do shit.

  • @mooofart8896
    @mooofart8896 10 місяців тому +14

    What if Maurey just suddenly went, "the results are in!... Lauren, you are not the mother!!!"

  • @theamericanjoeshow
    @theamericanjoeshow 10 місяців тому +29

    "That can't be my baby, we only had sex once." ... I'm sorry but last time i checked, it doesn't take multiple sexual encounters to get a woman pregnant. Like I'm sure mostly everytime a woman gets pregnant it's only one time having sex.

  • @kdawgiiee
    @kdawgiiee 10 місяців тому +7

    I love both of you guys separately and together

  • @totallyrealname6376
    @totallyrealname6376 10 місяців тому +15

    0:11 tell me you just started taking improv classes without telling me you just started taking improv classes

  • @milesd.8083
    @milesd.8083 10 місяців тому +19

    happy new years, ghouls and fools, congrats on the baby

  • @amydartez
    @amydartez 10 місяців тому +14

    Can milk is another name for baby formula milk. They come in cans when the mom chooses not to breast feed

  • @ljoanshevchenko5884
    @ljoanshevchenko5884 10 місяців тому +4

    Omg I wish I could have attended a live Maury show, looks LIT AS HELL

  • @Lyddy-Draws
    @Lyddy-Draws 10 місяців тому +5

    My favorite boys have returned! I love them together!!

  • @shir-fw3zm
    @shir-fw3zm 10 місяців тому +6

    13:10 Raymond Jr casually making faces, he must be trying his best to get disowned by the father.

  • @ThatGirlWednesday13
    @ThatGirlWednesday13 10 місяців тому +5

    I adore you two!!! The love is real with you two

  • @oliviarose5921
    @oliviarose5921 10 місяців тому +2

    My brother and I watched this show way too much as kids (thriving on the drama) but it drove my dad insane lmao. Great video and I hope you guys do more collabs of this

  • @MusiciansRule07
    @MusiciansRule07 10 місяців тому +14

    How on Earth did Gunnar avoid Maury until now??? I'm genuinely curious because he's up there with Jerry Springer (RIP) with episodes AND Pop Culture impact. I mean, I figured that he'd at least be familiar with the memes. Huh. Anyway, yeah, watching was definitely a family affair in my household. My mom would have it on a lot and no matter how much he tried, before the show was halfway through, my dad would be trying to guess who was lying. Also, ProTip: the quieter the woman trying to find her child's father is, the better the chance that the dude IS the father. There can be exceptions to this but 9 out of 10 times, as y'all saw with this episode, at least one of the kids in question is theirs if they're chill. I strongly suggest you guys look into The Marisol Saga when it comes to future Paternity Test episodes and there's a woman named Denetra who is literally the best guest Maury ever had. She was so hilarious and Iconic that Maury actually hired her after a while! You'll love her! Happy New Year, boys.

  • @YemmieInc
    @YemmieInc 10 місяців тому +6

    I love how they turn the mics down so everyone has to scream to be heard

  • @Lil-Britches
    @Lil-Britches 10 місяців тому +9

    I love how you cooked a babys hairline then skipped it cause it was sad. Yeah it's Maury my sister used to watch this all the time.

  • @fruitysnac2489
    @fruitysnac2489 10 місяців тому +21

    Congrats on the pregnancy!

  • @PatrickBC
    @PatrickBC 8 місяців тому

    Your videos are just getting better and better, Andy! Thanks a lot for all of it, you're AWESOME! ❤

  • @sarahlovee1865
    @sarahlovee1865 8 місяців тому +3

    Fun fact... Did you know if you pause the show on the crowd There's usually cardboard cutouts of the host placed in all the empty seats to make the crowd book full.
    There were like 15 different Jerry springers in the crowd during our filming 😂

  • @itshurleytime
    @itshurleytime 10 місяців тому +6

    Gunnar is in so many more main channel videos on other people's channels than his own.

  • @AlizaJayne
    @AlizaJayne 3 місяці тому +3

    3:58 “maybe she’s the father” killed me 😆💀

  • @shaun374
    @shaun374 9 місяців тому +3

    Maury used to do interesting human stories and feel-good talk stuff. It only later became “the paternity test show” as his one-off shows earlier were always popular. Kinda sad that’s what it became known as because Maury always came off as a decent person among the daytime talk variety of the 90s and early 2000s.

  • @TransAroPan
    @TransAroPan 8 місяців тому +3

    Plot Twist:Maury's The Father of Raymond Junior

  • @ryanshoptaw6006
    @ryanshoptaw6006 5 місяців тому +2

    Couple of notes for those who are curious:
    The audience is told when to boo and cheer when they come out and before the DNA test by a producer sitting in the front row. There are episodes where you can see them in the background looking at the audience telling them to boo.
    The children are actually there in the studio and they are placed in a room completely separated from the main hall with staff taking care of them at all times.

  • @morgandeboon4397
    @morgandeboon4397 10 місяців тому +18

    I really hope the adult Maury babies talk about their experiences on TikTok 🤣

  • @ClumsyTea
    @ClumsyTea 10 місяців тому +2

    So my aunts brother (not related to me) went as an audience to one of those shows I think it was Jerry Springer and there is a telepropter there that tells the audience when to "boo" when to "aw" etc. Jerry Springer I am pretty sure is fully scripted, but I assume Maury is somewhat similar with the audience being told to do something.

  • @DizzleSi
    @DizzleSi Місяць тому

    Discovered Gunnar recently, I’m a fan.
    Found Andy through playlist , Andy chats bare Yapanese .

  • @k2a2l2
    @k2a2l2 9 місяців тому +3

    “he looks like jack from jack n the beanstalk” is too accurate

  • @LunaHarp91
    @LunaHarp91 10 місяців тому

    This is the best start to 2024 UA-cam could give me. Thank you both

  • @samsingsthings
    @samsingsthings 10 місяців тому +5

    i think you guys need to watch The Jeremy Kyle Show. it's essentially the same as this but british, and 90% of the contestants are missing 80% of their teeth. but the vibe is the same and they have a big ass security guard who is utilised at least once per episode

  • @Trashman_Len
    @Trashman_Len 8 місяців тому +2

    Technically, a bastard child is a child born out of wedlock.
    Him staying or leaving won’t change that.

  • @ZombieKid-.-
    @ZombieKid-.- 10 місяців тому +4

    For a deep cut, find the old "guess at your own peril" drag shows 😂

  • @TheLostWammy
    @TheLostWammy 10 місяців тому +4

    I think a "can" of milk is supposed to either be dehydrated milk or baby formula. I hope that makes sense.

  • @mondocanemczee
    @mondocanemczee 10 місяців тому +9

    I love watching Gen z kids watch this because they say out loud what us millennial kids were thinking lol

  • @hollydawn07
    @hollydawn07 10 місяців тому +5

    19:39 I’m sorry, but she looks like when Kristen Wiig plays Doonese from the Lawrence Welk show (the one with tiny hands and giant forehead) IM SO SORRY

  • @CHUCKSCHUMACHER
    @CHUCKSCHUMACHER 10 місяців тому +5

    8:15 hell yeah! The crowd is electric!
    Gunner, these ppl get into it sometimes too! IDK if anyone ever fist fought an audience member, as I can't see how for liability they'd let that, but I know guests have aggressively shouted and pointed directly at audience members before..
    Shit goes off the rails sometimes and the producers probably love it!😂 Yea look for good ones where they go off on the audience or whatever...
    Actually I wonder if someone in the audience ever went nuts and started a fist fight 😂
    Oh yeah I wanted to add, this came from the parent show, Jerry Springer I think...that or the TMZ guy owned it all I can't remember...anyway point being, from it's roots in Springer, they were big on audience involvement. They'd always end the shows bringing everyone back out on stage and the spectators had a chance to 'ask question' to anyone, but it was always a shit talk time 😂

  • @sorrowfulxsoul
    @sorrowfulxsoul 10 місяців тому +3

    Gunnar and Andy New Years present!! :)

  • @jaebrowne6780
    @jaebrowne6780 Місяць тому

    The video swiping out of the way when gunnar does the get out of here hand gesture with his thumbs up at 00:27 was pure editing genius and i bet it got missed by like 75% of the people viewing such a shame

  • @r4tzRcvT3
    @r4tzRcvT3 10 місяців тому +9

    I'm eating frosted mini wheats while watching this

  • @jewels3846
    @jewels3846 9 місяців тому +1

    8:06 also expanding on what you said, its easier if you can see the parents pictures of them at the same age.
    My sister just had a baby that has the fattest chipmunk cheeks.
    You wouldnt know it now by how she looks, but as a baby my sister also looked like that.
    Its way easier to see when comparing my sisters baby photos to her daughter now

  • @sarahlovee1865
    @sarahlovee1865 8 місяців тому +2

    My parents got me to sign legal paperwork the same day I had my son while I was still totally out of it on medication

    • @megand12345
      @megand12345 8 місяців тому +2

      Wow that is very messed up

  • @allorahern1010
    @allorahern1010 10 місяців тому

    I always love videos with Gunnar, you guys play off each other so well! Andy please watch the 2000s show Cheaters and maybe you can make a video about it. I feel like it is right up your alley!

  • @Jabadamazo
    @Jabadamazo 10 місяців тому +4

    I don't really look like either of my parents, guess I just spawned out of the ether according to the Maury show.

  • @izzy5939
    @izzy5939 10 місяців тому +3

    By a can of milk 15:17 , im pretty sure she means baby formula powder, it comes in a can and it usually lasts like a week on average maybe

  • @CitznSnips
    @CitznSnips 10 місяців тому +4

    My favorite duo! LOVE this series.

  • @pasupare
    @pasupare 10 місяців тому +1

    the brief mention of the marriage document thing with no further explanation… i think i have whiplash

  • @Delphinium69
    @Delphinium69 10 місяців тому +6

    Someone who’s seen it. Why was the one they skipped so sad?

    • @Sarahonwheels
      @Sarahonwheels 10 місяців тому +1

      Two teenagers (mom had to drop out of school to take care of baby.) Dad who was 18, fresh out of high school calls baby a mistake, something no child should ever have to hear from anyone, especially from their father. Surprise surprise he’s the dad. So now you got two kids and one of them wants nothing to do with his kid, which he thinks is a mistake.

  • @JustBeckBro
    @JustBeckBro 10 місяців тому +2

    You two are like my favourite UA-cam influencer combo, I wanna buy you both a beer 🍺🍺😝

  • @briannalyle8435
    @briannalyle8435 10 місяців тому +1

    I love when how the audience is always on mom's side and then when they find out she's wrong they turn on her so quick!

  • @kudosforkai888
    @kudosforkai888 10 місяців тому

    well, happy new year to you too, Andy