Honestly I’m convinced that anytime he does a collab with someone, he sends a couple of highly elite spy goblin chatters to their chat to set him up for deez nuts jokes.
this one is so much worse, this is RiverMakes, aka Shaye who joined stream to give info about the obstruction one of their faerrets (fk it I'm leaving it) in the rescue they run required emergency surgery for. (also like 90% sure Shaye is Thor's partner, but if I'm wrong on that I don't want to get crucified by chat so stating with the caveat that I may be wrong. I'm sure I'll be corrected if I am)
@@brunsy1990 I thought that too but I think they just live together and do the rescue together, I believe Thor is single, he has a pirate software wiki page that explains more
@@mowermen1762 the only romantic partners I've heard Thor mention were female. I think he's just been very careful with what his current romantic taste is, so it's just an unknown and people like to assign a state to him instead of letting it be the unknown that it is. Him having a male house-mate makes people want to make connections, whether they actually exist or not.
He belted that one out so quick and concise, it registered like someone setting off a tripwire and immediately falling into a pit that opened up under them. Verbal Tripwire
The craziest part is how controlled he is with that slight smirk. He just patiently waits just a hair of a beat after she finishes speaking to recite the words, like a latin spell incantation he has known since the dawn of time, an eldritch "deez nuts" entity's purpose in this plain
What cracks me up most about these is that just before this short, I watch one where Thor gives some really good life advice and my respect for his education increases - and then bam...deez nuts.
Thor has 4-D settings: - Deep, serious meaningful advice about life - Diving into the world behind the curtain of game studios - Damaging your mind with cognitohazards (such as the origin of chainsaws) - Deez Nutz
Thor is a living dichotomy of maturity. In one video, he is laying heavy wisdom beyond his years about life, love, and purpose. In the very next video, he pulls shenanigans like a teenage boy out with his friends. Don’t change Thor.
For everyone wondering about the game Thor is playing it is Ashes of Creation. It is currently in Alpha 2 phase 2, and as for who is in the discord call with Thor... Shaye is the lead caretaker of the Ferret rescue and artist for PirateSoftware, and Khronos the lead moderator is the one who cackled after the joke.
@@KliedHis eyebrows raised, his eyes widened and his mouth sealed shut while his cheekbones got more pronounced like he was trying not to smile. I genuinely don’t know how you DIDN’T see anything
@@gmstrbert2982he started making the “contemplative” face before she even said iLadies, or like an unsure neutral, then immediately back to neutral before saying his line. “LIGHTS UP” wouldn’t be in the same universe as an accurate description😂😂
I think it's specifically the second part of That sentence that's the oldest, When it comes to internet culture, even I'm relatively old and I have never heard that one. I suspect it's from the early 2000s
The Ligma Victim in the short isn't a streamer, they are Rivermakes, the Lead Caretaker for Thor's Ferret Rescue, so they're just reading Thor's Chat, and Thor's Chat happily sets Thor up for Ligma'ing others
The way Thor woke up like a sleeper agent hearing their code phrase is iconic
His eyebrows shooting up when he realized the opportunity given
im sorry but- SLEEPER AGENT????? PM MENTIONED????????
Ligmachurian Candidate
@@Faiskinho PM sleeper agent reporting for duty
@@Faiskinho sleepper agent doesnt come from that?
Thor casts "Fuckin Gottem."
Underrated comment
nat 20 deception
@@yusufswatxd8857 overused response comment
@@FlarkusChunswenstill true either way😂
The way Thor pounced like a fox pouncing on a wounded rabbit
Just like he did back in the Oil company
*don’t read my name…* 🏈
Get foxed
He definitely hit that quick time event
@@DontReadMyPicture478**removed comment for comunity gyidelines**
Honestly I’m convinced that anytime he does a collab with someone, he sends a couple of highly elite spy goblin chatters to their chat to set him up for deez nuts jokes.
this one is so much worse, this is RiverMakes, aka Shaye who joined stream to give info about the obstruction one of their faerrets (fk it I'm leaving it) in the rescue they run required emergency surgery for. (also like 90% sure Shaye is Thor's partner, but if I'm wrong on that I don't want to get crucified by chat so stating with the caveat that I may be wrong. I'm sure I'll be corrected if I am)
@@brunsy1990well it’s been 4 hours and you haven’t been corrected 29 times… it seems like your assumption is correct or just unconfirmed
@@brunsy1990 I thought that too but I think they just live together and do the rescue together, I believe Thor is single, he has a pirate software wiki page that explains more
@@mowermen1762 the only romantic partners I've heard Thor mention were female. I think he's just been very careful with what his current romantic taste is, so it's just an unknown and people like to assign a state to him instead of letting it be the unknown that it is. Him having a male house-mate makes people want to make connections, whether they actually exist or not.
@@brunsy1990 The only thing I know, is Shaye uses male pronouns.
Thor actually pulled the "I was there when it was written" card
I think the word literally is used a little too heavily in this application 😂
@GamesPlayedCasuallyHardcore you're right, I usually don't fall for this mistake. Thank you for pointing it out
@teainnit27 He probably wrote it.
Bro had it locked in. Haven't heard gbe iLady joke in Years
definitely the deep magic there...
He belted that one out so quick and concise, it registered like someone setting off a tripwire and immediately falling into a pit that opened up under them.
Verbal Tripwire
This should be a bard spell in dnd
The craziest part is how controlled he is with that slight smirk. He just patiently waits just a hair of a beat after she finishes speaking to recite the words, like a latin spell incantation he has known since the dawn of time, an eldritch "deez nuts" entity's purpose in this plain
This trend of chat assisting thor with deez nuts jokes needs to continue
*don’t read my name…* 🏈
i agree, the Mario & Luigi levels of annihilation of these deez nuts assists are just beautiful
DougDoug’s chat should take notes
@@thewoodpeckers655I think they rather do the deez nuts joke themself instead of helping doug with the deez nutz joke
Done
What cracks me up most about these is that just before this short, I watch one where Thor gives some really good life advice and my respect for his education increases - and then bam...deez nuts.
Classic Thor.
Thor has 4-D settings:
- Deep, serious meaningful advice about life
- Diving into the world behind the curtain of game studios
- Damaging your mind with cognitohazards (such as the origin of chainsaws)
- Deez Nutz
Adjusts his wizard hat like a fedora. What a lad.
*don’t read my name…* 🏈
@@DontReadMyPicture478 OK
@@DontReadMyPicture478Your family doesn’t love you ❤❤ ❤
@@DontReadMyPicture478 Banners don't show on mobile, check mate bruh
* Thor puts on his robe and wizard hat
she walked into that like a cartoon character stepping on a rake
Thor is a living dichotomy of maturity.
In one video, he is laying heavy wisdom beyond his years about life, love, and purpose.
In the very next video, he pulls shenanigans like a teenage boy out with his friends.
Don’t change Thor.
It takes true wisdom to know that you shouldn't leave your inner child in your memories. Take that little guy with you.
@@MercuryA2000 Amen to that.
Getting older is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Wisdom isn't exclusive to either.
100% agree I hope this absolute gift to humanity, of a man, never changes
@@MercuryA2000he’s right chat
Thor said “bam!” like he laid the trap card 😂
You tell me that it wasn't a goblin spy behind enemy lines setting up the joke lol
These shorts are becoming %30 Deez nuts jokes and I'm all for it
*don’t read my name…* 🏈
Dude... you even say the number first then 'percent'.
30% deez nuts by volume.
@@Rosskles i know turkish and vietnamese use percent first, not sure who else, even though it makes no sense
@@buzdalys5524 Last time I checked, the original comment is not in Vietnamese or Turkish
For everyone wondering about the game Thor is playing it is Ashes of Creation. It is currently in Alpha 2 phase 2, and as for who is in the discord call with Thor...
Shaye is the lead caretaker of the Ferret rescue and artist for PirateSoftware, and Khronos the lead moderator is the one who cackled after the joke.
Thank you!
I thought that game Development died years ago.
Thank you so much
Thank you
@@deannajames265 bless ya mate
I knew about the Mind Goblin and the Sugondeez, but the iLady is new to me.
Have you heard of the tragedy of Gonelea?
@@JokingThief
I'm gonna sacrifice myself.
what's Gonelea?
@@S3IIL3CTI assume it is Gonna lay
I heard Tagalog at deez, but its your discretion
it's... psionic...
He recited the old magics at her. The pointy hat was the giveaway.
his face just LIGHTS UP the second he hears "ilady"
Literally no difference in his face til he starts talking, besides when she initially starts speaking
@Klied watch the difference in his face between "egirls" and "iladys"
@@Klied people fr be making up observations like it makes them seem smart
@@KliedHis eyebrows raised, his eyes widened and his mouth sealed shut while his cheekbones got more pronounced like he was trying not to smile. I genuinely don’t know how you DIDN’T see anything
@@gmstrbert2982he started making the “contemplative” face before she even said iLadies, or like an unsure neutral, then immediately back to neutral before saying his line. “LIGHTS UP” wouldn’t be in the same universe as an accurate description😂😂
That was one of the fastest quick draws I've ever seen, even Doc Holiday would be impressed 😂
"Is friendly fire on?"
Thor:
You're the reason Simpleflips has Ligma PTSD and I love you for it
LIGMA SHIELD ACTIVATED
Steve Jobs died of ligma so the PTSD is undertandable
Jobs died of Ligma so it's understandable
Love how chat is just tossing Thor these jokes like candy
“Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written”
The offensive security specialist strikes again
"You don't need an Offensive Security specialist; you need an *offensive* Security Specialist."
That's why they're called penetration testers
@@teebob21That capitalization is really important.
I love his "oldest one in the book!" When talking about an egirls joke lmao
I think it's specifically the second part of That sentence that's the oldest, When it comes to internet culture, even I'm relatively old and I have never heard that one. I suspect it's from the early 2000s
"Do I prefer eGirls or iLadies?"
Thor, frame one: Target acquired!
khronos instantly become a gnome with that laugh
"Oldest one in the book" and yet I absolutely would've fallen for it too, haven't heard this one until just now.
Give me 3 days and I'll fall for it again
Same! Albeit, me adolescence was kind of isolated...
That's why you fell for it. It's so old it hasn't been used in ages and has faded away through the years.
Can't be that old given the name e-girl can't be older then what 25 years. Would still be fairly new.
Absolutely hilarious bruv, I'm 37 and hadn't heard that 1. My text better be ready 😈😈😈🤣🤣🤣
*new joke unlocked*
....these just get better every loop. More chaos please!
Thor was so fast to respond, he prepared his whole life for this moment.
You are rarely going to outgoblin the goblin king, but when it happens is incredible.
Humanity failed, but Chat will prevail once more.
Your wording implies the majority of Chat are goblins. I guess you're right
Slam Dunk on the Alley Oop😂
He somehow managed to be both Dwayne Wade AND Lebron in the same photo with this jam.
"The oldest one in the book" yet I never heard of that variant 😂😂 love it so much
Given the popularity of these shorts, they just got rekt in front of an audience of millions
It may be old, but it’s precisely it’s age that give’s it it’s power.
that joke is probably from like 2002, a lot older than me.
I'm fairly certain the term egirl didn't even become a thing until 2010 or maybe even later.
@CogitoES youre right, i was thrown off by the "i" because jokes about that started around ipod times i believe
@johannesviljoen9656 I completely forgot about those lol. You would definitely be right about the age of ipod ones.
@@CogitoES naw, egirls existed in the 90's
@@garrettwilson4754 That term definitely didn't exist then but alright.
A wizard is never late with his punchline.
He has claimed yet another victim
I love how professional his voice sounds when saying Absolutely annihilated
Even after Thor said the delivery, I had to
say it repeatedly to myself to get the joke. 😭😭😭
From the exhange of cursed knowledge to the supplying of a set-up
~Pulls down wizard swag~
*ANNIHILATED*
Thanks, Thor! This short came to me in the aftermath of an emotional moment, and I needed the laugh. ❤❤
It soothes the soul to know such an Amazing set has a home, and given the pedestal it deserves
Bro was quick with it jesus 😂😂
Like a crack of lightning and yay it was glorious.
thor is sending in TTS assassins to set up the shots.
The Ligma Victim in the short isn't a streamer, they are Rivermakes, the Lead Caretaker for Thor's Ferret Rescue, so they're just reading Thor's Chat, and Thor's Chat happily sets Thor up for Ligma'ing others
Wizard Thor is an absolute menace
Had me laughing irl while alone (with my dear cat) N1 dude! Love your work
His face going from "Where is this going?" to "This is my moment" is so funny
He knows the forbidden spells beyond time....
He got me too "wait what are iLadies"
You lay these....
Nooooooooo
I'm adding that hat to my list of reasons why Thor is clearly a Dungeon Master.
The way he was like "BAM" as if to celebrate his victory xD
Oh it was 100% his victory! And a well earned one at that too
"Damn it 😂😂😂 *opens mouth* 😮"
Damn. As quick and ruthless with it as a grizzled Internet assassin. XD
He waited his whole life for this moment - her reaction was priceless LOL
I have never seen a clip more deserving of a Gangster’s Paradise edit
So old I've never even heard it... You have just given us so much power.
Jason this is getting serious...
I need more gottem shorts cuz I laugh my ass off every damn time XD
finding this hilarious is the best quality about me that i love
This video is the pinnacle of next day delivery!
Oof 😂 brother Thor with the instant clap, well played haha
Thor is training for his revenge on Hubert
Keep em coming I love this
Alright that was new for me 😂
I love how it's universal that the victim would experience utter defeat even though it's just a silly little thing
Poor shaye, getting done by thor. You know that shaye will now remove mouse visitation right?
i just love that thor isn’t even the one who set it up, he just hit the punchline harder than anyone in chat ever could 😂
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOBODY EVER EXPECTED ILADIES I WOULD ALWAYS GET MFERS NOW I NEED A NEW GOTTEM GOSH DANG IT THORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
He pulled that one so fast like its high noon
HA GOT EEEEM
I called one of my friends and immediately gottem with this, THANKS THOR
😂
That is definitely a guy who spent hours on the internet learning all sorts of stuff 😂
lmaoo
He was prepared exactly for that😂😂
They don't call him goblin king for nothin folks
nothing like some casual sexual harassment among friends
I love that thor lands it perfectly but then has that awkward desk cleaning moment - one of us!
THOR its been so long since i saw any of your content 🎉wellcome back
I genuinely thought this jokes are exhausted.. But you proof that I am incredibly wrong 😂
The oldest trick in the scroll 📜
Bros been waiting for this moment his entire life 😂
My favorite part of these kinds jokes is the "godDAMNIT"
The fact that I didn't see this coming, nor have ever heard it before is just top kek.
Thor has got to make a playlist of all of his gottem videos
nerd mating rituals are funny
That lady he was talking to was a surprisingly good sport about it, too.
You can't quote the old magicks to him. He was there when they were written. 🤘
He already saw the opportunity before she even finished the sentence.
"Oldest one in the book!"
_*adjusts wizard hat_
i love how he delivered that like someone finishing a wr speedrun
I love how Thor pulled his wizard hat down to look slightly malicious.
Thor pounced on that like a programmer jumps on the coffee machine after 30 minutes of continuous coding.
The lack of hesitation, Thor you are a real one😂
Love to see my clip here!! I was a great moment
With over 20 years in video game industry, Thor has to be the most experienced 5 year old.
I thoroughly encourage everyone to try this joke at the office when you go in to work
Thor: "I waited all my life for this!"