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  • @coreymartin9630
    @coreymartin9630 22 дні тому +31953

    The way Thor woke up like a sleeper agent hearing their code phrase is iconic

    • @RDKirbyN
      @RDKirbyN 21 день тому +422

      His eyebrows shooting up when he realized the opportunity given

    • @Faiskinho
      @Faiskinho 21 день тому +94

      im sorry but- SLEEPER AGENT????? PM MENTIONED????????

    • @TheBlueB0mber
      @TheBlueB0mber 21 день тому +39

      Ligmachurian Candidate

    • @czechperson
      @czechperson 21 день тому +22

      @@Faiskinho PM sleeper agent reporting for duty

    • @LordSeal7
      @LordSeal7 20 днів тому +9

      ​@@Faiskinho sleepper agent doesnt come from that?

  • @Jchmcom
    @Jchmcom 21 день тому +1440

    Thor casts "Fuckin Gottem."

  • @lorech.8326
    @lorech.8326 22 дні тому +35272

    The way Thor pounced like a fox pouncing on a wounded rabbit

  • @GameGuinAzul
    @GameGuinAzul 21 день тому +3143

    Honestly I’m convinced that anytime he does a collab with someone, he sends a couple of highly elite spy goblin chatters to their chat to set him up for deez nuts jokes.

    • @brunsy1990
      @brunsy1990 21 день тому +69

      this one is so much worse, this is RiverMakes, aka Shaye who joined stream to give info about the obstruction one of their faerrets (fk it I'm leaving it) in the rescue they run required emergency surgery for. (also like 90% sure Shaye is Thor's partner, but if I'm wrong on that I don't want to get crucified by chat so stating with the caveat that I may be wrong. I'm sure I'll be corrected if I am)

    • @mowermen1762
      @mowermen1762 21 день тому +27

      ⁠@@brunsy1990well it’s been 4 hours and you haven’t been corrected 29 times… it seems like your assumption is correct or just unconfirmed

    • @slothgarage4846
      @slothgarage4846 21 день тому +11

      ​​@@brunsy1990 I thought that too but I think they just live together and do the rescue together, I believe Thor is single, he has a pirate software wiki page that explains more

    • @Thaxannadrote
      @Thaxannadrote 21 день тому

      ​@@mowermen1762 the only romantic partners I've heard Thor mention were female. I think he's just been very careful with what his current romantic taste is, so it's just an unknown and people like to assign a state to him instead of letting it be the unknown that it is. Him having a male house-mate makes people want to make connections, whether they actually exist or not.

    • @katcorot
      @katcorot 21 день тому +14

      @@brunsy1990 The only thing I know, is Shaye uses male pronouns.

  • @teainnit27
    @teainnit27 22 дні тому +6535

    Thor actually pulled the "I was there when it was written" card

    • @Hardcoresual
      @Hardcoresual 21 день тому +14

      I think the word literally is used a little too heavily in this application 😂

    • @teainnit27
      @teainnit27 21 день тому +8

      @GamesPlayedCasuallyHardcore you're right, I usually don't fall for this mistake. Thank you for pointing it out

    • @ClanksMagoo
      @ClanksMagoo 20 днів тому +2

      @teainnit27 He probably wrote it.

    • @goukenslay7555
      @goukenslay7555 19 днів тому +4

      Bro had it locked in. Haven't heard gbe iLady joke in Years

    • @khallrik
      @khallrik 13 днів тому +1

      definitely the deep magic there...

  • @KouldWrad
    @KouldWrad 21 день тому +299

    He belted that one out so quick and concise, it registered like someone setting off a tripwire and immediately falling into a pit that opened up under them.
    Verbal Tripwire

    • @charlesfail8531
      @charlesfail8531 21 день тому +5

      This should be a bard spell in dnd

    • @Nihilpotat
      @Nihilpotat 20 днів тому +4

      The craziest part is how controlled he is with that slight smirk. He just patiently waits just a hair of a beat after she finishes speaking to recite the words, like a latin spell incantation he has known since the dawn of time, an eldritch "deez nuts" entity's purpose in this plain

  • @Etx-z9
    @Etx-z9 22 дні тому +14939

    This trend of chat assisting thor with deez nuts jokes needs to continue

    • @DontReadMyPicture478
      @DontReadMyPicture478 22 дні тому +14

      *don’t read my name…* 🏈

    • @yggdro
      @yggdro 22 дні тому +1

      i agree, the Mario & Luigi levels of annihilation of these deez nuts assists are just beautiful

    • @thewoodpeckers655
      @thewoodpeckers655 21 день тому +125

      DougDoug’s chat should take notes

    • @HansAdiWijaya
      @HansAdiWijaya 21 день тому

      ​@@thewoodpeckers655I think they rather do the deez nuts joke themself instead of helping doug with the deez nutz joke

    • @ChronikTheory
      @ChronikTheory 21 день тому +5

      Done

  • @TangoKittyOmicron
    @TangoKittyOmicron 21 день тому +124

    What cracks me up most about these is that just before this short, I watch one where Thor gives some really good life advice and my respect for his education increases - and then bam...deez nuts.

    • @crowe6961
      @crowe6961 21 день тому +5

      Classic Thor.

    • @JimTheFly
      @JimTheFly 20 днів тому +12

      Thor has 4-D settings:
      - Deep, serious meaningful advice about life
      - Diving into the world behind the curtain of game studios
      - Damaging your mind with cognitohazards (such as the origin of chainsaws)
      - Deez Nutz

  • @colethomas790
    @colethomas790 22 дні тому +10978

    Adjusts his wizard hat like a fedora. What a lad.

    • @DontReadMyPicture478
      @DontReadMyPicture478 22 дні тому

      *don’t read my name…* 🏈

    • @Mellonote
      @Mellonote 22 дні тому +26

      @@DontReadMyPicture478 OK

    • @Lastwurmjr61
      @Lastwurmjr61 21 день тому

      @@DontReadMyPicture478Your family doesn’t love you ❤❤ ❤

    • @svaira
      @svaira 21 день тому

      ​@@DontReadMyPicture478 Banners don't show on mobile, check mate bruh

    • @TheXenoEnder
      @TheXenoEnder 21 день тому +31

      * Thor puts on his robe and wizard hat

  • @animruler2
    @animruler2 21 день тому +54

    she walked into that like a cartoon character stepping on a rake

  • @NickCev
    @NickCev 22 дні тому +9589

    Thor is a living dichotomy of maturity.
    In one video, he is laying heavy wisdom beyond his years about life, love, and purpose.
    In the very next video, he pulls shenanigans like a teenage boy out with his friends.
    Don’t change Thor.

    • @MercuryA2000
      @MercuryA2000 21 день тому +404

      It takes true wisdom to know that you shouldn't leave your inner child in your memories. Take that little guy with you.

    • @NickCev
      @NickCev 21 день тому +73

      @@MercuryA2000 Amen to that.

    • @Drakith90
      @Drakith90 21 день тому +117

      Getting older is mandatory. Growing up is optional. Wisdom isn't exclusive to either.

    • @willunderdown
      @willunderdown 21 день тому +10

      100% agree I hope this absolute gift to humanity, of a man, never changes

    • @yourmythtaken
      @yourmythtaken 21 день тому +3

      @@MercuryA2000he’s right chat

  • @thizlam4810
    @thizlam4810 21 день тому +33

    Thor said “bam!” like he laid the trap card 😂

    • @kierancastagna3940
      @kierancastagna3940 19 днів тому

      You tell me that it wasn't a goblin spy behind enemy lines setting up the joke lol

  • @osmanylmaz9886
    @osmanylmaz9886 22 дні тому +3610

    These shorts are becoming %30 Deez nuts jokes and I'm all for it

    • @DontReadMyPicture478
      @DontReadMyPicture478 22 дні тому

      *don’t read my name…* 🏈

    • @Rosskles
      @Rosskles 22 дні тому +17

      Dude... you even say the number first then 'percent'.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 21 день тому

      30% deez nuts by volume.

    • @buzdalys5524
      @buzdalys5524 21 день тому +8

      ​@@Rosskles i know turkish and vietnamese use percent first, not sure who else, even though it makes no sense

    • @gunnart48
      @gunnart48 20 днів тому

      ​@@buzdalys5524 Last time I checked, the original comment is not in Vietnamese or Turkish

  • @deannajames265
    @deannajames265 21 день тому +170

    For everyone wondering about the game Thor is playing it is Ashes of Creation. It is currently in Alpha 2 phase 2, and as for who is in the discord call with Thor...
    Shaye is the lead caretaker of the Ferret rescue and artist for PirateSoftware, and Khronos the lead moderator is the one who cackled after the joke.

  • @griffinhatchling
    @griffinhatchling 21 день тому +1668

    I knew about the Mind Goblin and the Sugondeez, but the iLady is new to me.

    • @JokingThief
      @JokingThief 21 день тому +51

      Have you heard of the tragedy of Gonelea?

    • @S3IIL3CT
      @S3IIL3CT 21 день тому +87

      ​@@JokingThief
      I'm gonna sacrifice myself.
      what's Gonelea?

    • @Battlesny
      @Battlesny 21 день тому +1

      ​@@S3IIL3CTI assume it is Gonna lay

    • @flatinumfox
      @flatinumfox 21 день тому +27

      I heard Tagalog at deez, but its your discretion

    • @texasred8424
      @texasred8424 21 день тому +67

      it's... psionic...

  • @StudioMod
    @StudioMod 21 день тому +26

    He recited the old magics at her. The pointy hat was the giveaway.

  • @toestik5254
    @toestik5254 22 дні тому +1450

    his face just LIGHTS UP the second he hears "ilady"

    • @Klied
      @Klied 22 дні тому +21

      Literally no difference in his face til he starts talking, besides when she initially starts speaking

    • @dazeyndrowsy
      @dazeyndrowsy 21 день тому +9

      ​@Klied watch the difference in his face between "egirls" and "iladys"

    • @Wappple
      @Wappple 21 день тому +2

      @@Klied people fr be making up observations like it makes them seem smart

    • @gmstrbert2982
      @gmstrbert2982 21 день тому +5

      @@KliedHis eyebrows raised, his eyes widened and his mouth sealed shut while his cheekbones got more pronounced like he was trying not to smile. I genuinely don’t know how you DIDN’T see anything

    • @johnd1047
      @johnd1047 20 днів тому +1

      ⁠@@gmstrbert2982he started making the “contemplative” face before she even said iLadies, or like an unsure neutral, then immediately back to neutral before saying his line. “LIGHTS UP” wouldn’t be in the same universe as an accurate description😂😂

  • @SuperSonicJester
    @SuperSonicJester 21 день тому +14

    That was one of the fastest quick draws I've ever seen, even Doc Holiday would be impressed 😂

  • @martinmartinpl
    @martinmartinpl 22 дні тому +547

    "Is friendly fire on?"
    Thor:

  • @ZebraOnYourNose
    @ZebraOnYourNose 21 день тому +22

    You're the reason Simpleflips has Ligma PTSD and I love you for it

  • @LykanTheDM
    @LykanTheDM 22 дні тому +394

    Love how chat is just tossing Thor these jokes like candy

  • @AvatarOfGames
    @AvatarOfGames 21 день тому +7

    “Do not cite the Deep Magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written”

  • @KnightandDay33
    @KnightandDay33 22 дні тому +281

    The offensive security specialist strikes again

    • @teebob21
      @teebob21 17 днів тому +9

      "You don't need an Offensive Security specialist; you need an *offensive* Security Specialist."

    • @IPendragonI
      @IPendragonI 17 днів тому

      That's why they're called penetration testers

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 17 днів тому +2

      @@teebob21That capitalization is really important.

  • @gamertames349
    @gamertames349 21 день тому +29

    I love his "oldest one in the book!" When talking about an egirls joke lmao

    • @the_undead
      @the_undead 21 день тому +5

      I think it's specifically the second part of That sentence that's the oldest, When it comes to internet culture, even I'm relatively old and I have never heard that one. I suspect it's from the early 2000s

  • @caster25000
    @caster25000 21 день тому +118

    "Do I prefer eGirls or iLadies?"
    Thor, frame one: Target acquired!

  • @tea6256
    @tea6256 21 день тому +9

    khronos instantly become a gnome with that laugh

  • @transbiologistthetransesto7956
    @transbiologistthetransesto7956 21 день тому +306

    "Oldest one in the book" and yet I absolutely would've fallen for it too, haven't heard this one until just now.

    • @joshuacheung6518
      @joshuacheung6518 21 день тому +24

      Give me 3 days and I'll fall for it again

    • @Arkay24
      @Arkay24 21 день тому +4

      Same! Albeit, me adolescence was kind of isolated...

    • @Chaddingway
      @Chaddingway 18 днів тому +1

      That's why you fell for it. It's so old it hasn't been used in ages and has faded away through the years.

    • @Vokcas01
      @Vokcas01 17 днів тому +3

      Can't be that old given the name e-girl can't be older then what 25 years. Would still be fairly new.

  • @1987apa
    @1987apa 12 днів тому +3

    Absolutely hilarious bruv, I'm 37 and hadn't heard that 1. My text better be ready 😈😈😈🤣🤣🤣

  • @Splicer-lb5xb
    @Splicer-lb5xb 22 дні тому +156

    *new joke unlocked*

  • @T_bone2886
    @T_bone2886 21 день тому +8

    ....these just get better every loop. More chaos please!

  • @vycdev
    @vycdev 22 дні тому +62

    Thor was so fast to respond, he prepared his whole life for this moment.

  • @Kevinjimtheone
    @Kevinjimtheone 21 день тому +12

    You are rarely going to outgoblin the goblin king, but when it happens is incredible.
    Humanity failed, but Chat will prevail once more.

    • @Undead_Beholder
      @Undead_Beholder 21 день тому +2

      Your wording implies the majority of Chat are goblins. I guess you're right

  • @TentomushiHH
    @TentomushiHH 22 дні тому +51

    Slam Dunk on the Alley Oop😂

    • @JimTheFly
      @JimTheFly 20 днів тому +1

      He somehow managed to be both Dwayne Wade AND Lebron in the same photo with this jam.

  • @LilBoyTasmanKim
    @LilBoyTasmanKim 21 день тому +3

    "The oldest one in the book" yet I never heard of that variant 😂😂 love it so much

  • @Mrqwerty2109
    @Mrqwerty2109 22 дні тому +32

    Given the popularity of these shorts, they just got rekt in front of an audience of millions

  • @momsaccount4033
    @momsaccount4033 21 день тому +9

    It may be old, but it’s precisely it’s age that give’s it it’s power.

  • @johannesviljoen9656
    @johannesviljoen9656 22 дні тому +29

    that joke is probably from like 2002, a lot older than me.

    • @CogitoES
      @CogitoES 22 дні тому +6

      I'm fairly certain the term egirl didn't even become a thing until 2010 or maybe even later.

    • @johannesviljoen9656
      @johannesviljoen9656 22 дні тому +4

      @CogitoES youre right, i was thrown off by the "i" because jokes about that started around ipod times i believe

    • @CogitoES
      @CogitoES 22 дні тому +1

      @johannesviljoen9656 I completely forgot about those lol. You would definitely be right about the age of ipod ones.

    • @garrettwilson4754
      @garrettwilson4754 21 день тому

      @@CogitoES naw, egirls existed in the 90's

    • @CogitoES
      @CogitoES 21 день тому +1

      @@garrettwilson4754 That term definitely didn't exist then but alright.

  • @taylorlinyard3533
    @taylorlinyard3533 21 день тому +5

    A wizard is never late with his punchline.

  • @vorteI192
    @vorteI192 22 дні тому +12

    He has claimed yet another victim

  • @lukeziepke3906
    @lukeziepke3906 21 день тому +5

    I love how professional his voice sounds when saying Absolutely annihilated

  • @TrippyKenpachi
    @TrippyKenpachi 21 день тому +3

    Even after Thor said the delivery, I had to
    say it repeatedly to myself to get the joke. 😭😭😭

  • @Jacob-qr8pl
    @Jacob-qr8pl 21 день тому +3

    From the exhange of cursed knowledge to the supplying of a set-up

  • @MrSlumped
    @MrSlumped 21 день тому +5

    ~Pulls down wizard swag~
    *ANNIHILATED*

  • @jack-vw8nb
    @jack-vw8nb 18 днів тому +1

    Thanks, Thor! This short came to me in the aftermath of an emotional moment, and I needed the laugh. ❤❤

  • @wizardothefool
    @wizardothefool 22 дні тому +7

    It soothes the soul to know such an Amazing set has a home, and given the pedestal it deserves

  • @TheSinsOfAvarice97
    @TheSinsOfAvarice97 21 день тому +6

    Bro was quick with it jesus 😂😂

  • @theforkedman3030
    @theforkedman3030 22 дні тому +8

    Like a crack of lightning and yay it was glorious.

  • @dingding7289
    @dingding7289 22 дні тому +15

    thor is sending in TTS assassins to set up the shots.

    • @Fyrebird721
      @Fyrebird721 21 день тому

      The Ligma Victim in the short isn't a streamer, they are Rivermakes, the Lead Caretaker for Thor's Ferret Rescue, so they're just reading Thor's Chat, and Thor's Chat happily sets Thor up for Ligma'ing others

  • @varenoftatooine2393
    @varenoftatooine2393 21 день тому +4

    Wizard Thor is an absolute menace

  • @slawteren
    @slawteren 22 дні тому +4

    Had me laughing irl while alone (with my dear cat) N1 dude! Love your work

  • @littleladlarry
    @littleladlarry 20 днів тому +2

    His face going from "Where is this going?" to "This is my moment" is so funny

  • @JohnDoe-qh5xg
    @JohnDoe-qh5xg 21 день тому +3

    He knows the forbidden spells beyond time....
    He got me too "wait what are iLadies"
    You lay these....
    Nooooooooo

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 16 днів тому +2

    I'm adding that hat to my list of reasons why Thor is clearly a Dungeon Master.

  • @carlosdavies1160
    @carlosdavies1160 21 день тому +3

    The way he was like "BAM" as if to celebrate his victory xD

    • @kierancastagna3940
      @kierancastagna3940 19 днів тому

      Oh it was 100% his victory! And a well earned one at that too

  • @DrinkinMars
    @DrinkinMars 8 днів тому +1

    "Damn it 😂😂😂 *opens mouth* 😮"

  • @christmashake8968
    @christmashake8968 22 дні тому +5

    Damn. As quick and ruthless with it as a grizzled Internet assassin. XD

  • @RobberStormfire
    @RobberStormfire День тому

    He waited his whole life for this moment - her reaction was priceless LOL

  • @MmmMmph1968
    @MmmMmph1968 21 день тому +3

    I have never seen a clip more deserving of a Gangster’s Paradise edit

  • @Connorses
    @Connorses 14 днів тому

    So old I've never even heard it... You have just given us so much power.

  • @MatthewTheUntitled
    @MatthewTheUntitled 21 день тому +5

    Jason this is getting serious...
    I need more gottem shorts cuz I laugh my ass off every damn time XD

  • @syntienmerilla4602
    @syntienmerilla4602 11 днів тому

    finding this hilarious is the best quality about me that i love

  • @DaddyDronkay
    @DaddyDronkay 21 день тому +4

    This video is the pinnacle of next day delivery!

  • @lordesky9671
    @lordesky9671 20 днів тому +1

    Oof 😂 brother Thor with the instant clap, well played haha

  • @Kilted_Goku
    @Kilted_Goku 22 дні тому +5

    Thor is training for his revenge on Hubert

  • @Toon81ehv
    @Toon81ehv 20 днів тому +2

    Keep em coming I love this

  • @dougdougsnacks
    @dougdougsnacks 22 дні тому +4

    Alright that was new for me 😂

  • @tanukichikurumi
    @tanukichikurumi День тому

    I love how it's universal that the victim would experience utter defeat even though it's just a silly little thing

  • @saphserg5221
    @saphserg5221 22 дні тому +5

    Poor shaye, getting done by thor. You know that shaye will now remove mouse visitation right?

  • @ItsNerfOrNathan
    @ItsNerfOrNathan День тому

    i just love that thor isn’t even the one who set it up, he just hit the punchline harder than anyone in chat ever could 😂

  • @hayden6704
    @hayden6704 22 дні тому +4

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOBODY EVER EXPECTED ILADIES I WOULD ALWAYS GET MFERS NOW I NEED A NEW GOTTEM GOSH DANG IT THORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

  • @titchbits5504
    @titchbits5504 20 днів тому +1

    He pulled that one so fast like its high noon

  • @mortmortmort8908
    @mortmortmort8908 22 дні тому +7

    HA GOT EEEEM

  • @BlitzdiverPvt447
    @BlitzdiverPvt447 17 днів тому

    I called one of my friends and immediately gottem with this, THANKS THOR

  • @maben00
    @maben00 22 дні тому +6

    😂

  • @AlissonAlvesDeAraujo
    @AlissonAlvesDeAraujo 16 днів тому

    That is definitely a guy who spent hours on the internet learning all sorts of stuff 😂

  • @nunyeou25
    @nunyeou25 22 дні тому +4

    lmaoo

  • @Go4HeadshotsTTV
    @Go4HeadshotsTTV 17 днів тому

    He was prepared exactly for that😂😂

  • @jong3122
    @jong3122 21 день тому +2

    They don't call him goblin king for nothin folks

  • @iamvulgar8188
    @iamvulgar8188 15 днів тому +2

    nothing like some casual sexual harassment among friends

  • @wavemancer
    @wavemancer 18 днів тому

    I love that thor lands it perfectly but then has that awkward desk cleaning moment - one of us!

  • @dragosdragon7515
    @dragosdragon7515 11 днів тому

    THOR its been so long since i saw any of your content 🎉wellcome back

  • @Loyalitaeterr
    @Loyalitaeterr 18 днів тому

    I genuinely thought this jokes are exhausted.. But you proof that I am incredibly wrong 😂

  • @Nos_Lynx
    @Nos_Lynx 15 днів тому +1

    The oldest trick in the scroll 📜

  • @anygametv
    @anygametv 18 днів тому

    Bros been waiting for this moment his entire life 😂

  • @delmuswu-tangbroadnax9056
    @delmuswu-tangbroadnax9056 21 день тому +1

    My favorite part of these kinds jokes is the "godDAMNIT"

  • @MrNeCr01
    @MrNeCr01 4 дні тому

    The fact that I didn't see this coming, nor have ever heard it before is just top kek.

  • @cheeto1327
    @cheeto1327 20 днів тому +1

    Thor has got to make a playlist of all of his gottem videos

  • @PlasmaBurns
    @PlasmaBurns 15 днів тому +1

    nerd mating rituals are funny

  • @lordgiblets7585
    @lordgiblets7585 День тому

    That lady he was talking to was a surprisingly good sport about it, too.

  • @MrRedMane
    @MrRedMane 21 день тому +1

    You can't quote the old magicks to him. He was there when they were written. 🤘

  • @evilkamatis542
    @evilkamatis542 17 днів тому

    He already saw the opportunity before she even finished the sentence.

  • @ceruleanrush3315
    @ceruleanrush3315 2 дні тому

    "Oldest one in the book!"
    _*adjusts wizard hat_

  • @diabetes1191
    @diabetes1191 17 днів тому

    i love how he delivered that like someone finishing a wr speedrun

  • @dark_nal9732
    @dark_nal9732 17 днів тому

    I love how Thor pulled his wizard hat down to look slightly malicious.

  • @Dr.UldenWascht
    @Dr.UldenWascht 14 днів тому

    Thor pounced on that like a programmer jumps on the coffee machine after 30 minutes of continuous coding.

  • @deluxe1of1
    @deluxe1of1 19 днів тому

    The lack of hesitation, Thor you are a real one😂

  • @acanelson
    @acanelson 20 днів тому

    Love to see my clip here!! I was a great moment

  • @origamichik3n
    @origamichik3n 15 днів тому

    With over 20 years in video game industry, Thor has to be the most experienced 5 year old.

  • @elyrienvalkyr8167
    @elyrienvalkyr8167 21 день тому +1

    I thoroughly encourage everyone to try this joke at the office when you go in to work

  • @Serpher1
    @Serpher1 14 днів тому

    Thor: "I waited all my life for this!"