Congressional Hits and Misses: Best of Hank Johnson

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  • @fglebre
    @fglebre 4 роки тому +967

    Hank Johnson is the man that constantly screwed up your order at McDonalds before he decided to run for public office.

    • @thealgorist4160
      @thealgorist4160 4 роки тому +9

      Or messed up your bar order...

    • @DeVonMArtis
      @DeVonMArtis 3 роки тому +15

      He’s that drunk uncle that embarrasses you at the family cookout.

    • @internetmall2
      @internetmall2 3 роки тому +19

      McDonald's fired him he did not pass the IQ test

    • @hydrolito
      @hydrolito 3 роки тому +7

      I never met a McDonald Employee this dumb I am aware of.

    • @shimmy5737
      @shimmy5737 3 роки тому +24

      Hank Johnson couldn't get a job pushing a broom, so he became a politician.

  • @davesnothere1305
    @davesnothere1305 6 років тому +770

    Hank Johnson walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.
    The bartender asks, "Where did you get that dumb thing?"
    The parrot says, "The 4th Congressional District of Georgia. They got 'em there by the thousands."

    • @ecouture33
      @ecouture33 6 років тому +15

      Dave's Not Here That is to funny!!! 😂😂 I will be using this one!!

    • @mider9996
      @mider9996 6 років тому +12

      Zingggggg

    • @TheTaterTotP80
      @TheTaterTotP80 6 років тому +3

      Parrots, nor any creature, aren't dumb though anyway.

    • @jeffcurtis5265
      @jeffcurtis5265 5 років тому +7

      Dave's Not Here 1 LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

    • @danielfonseca4642
      @danielfonseca4642 5 років тому +26

      This guy reminds me of a neighbor that lives alone .. went home drunk or on something , banging on the door to let him in ..I go outside and tell him the guys not home and he left...Just can't make this stuff up...would make a great extention of the movie DUMB and DUMBMER staring Hank Johnson

  • @nullw8768
    @nullw8768 5 років тому +529

    If I was speaking against Hank Johnson I'd yield all my time to him.

    • @utahrr1
      @utahrr1 2 роки тому +10

      LOL!

    • @afterthought3341
      @afterthought3341 2 роки тому +5

      Hank is all class , champagne comedy !

    • @MrBrook38
      @MrBrook38 2 роки тому

      Oh ya, I would too. Go HANK!!!!

    • @sethtate2079
      @sethtate2079 2 роки тому +16

      Sun Tsu says never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake.

    • @joeshook7525
      @joeshook7525 2 роки тому +3

      Conservator often do yeild additional time to him.

  • @jeremyperry5548
    @jeremyperry5548 2 роки тому +147

    “If we put a midget on one side of Guam with a giant on the other, than Guam will tip over and capsize I am going to tell you that. If we put 30 midgets on side of the island and the giant on the other, than Guam might have a chance.” Hank Johnson

    • @ApricotDargan
      @ApricotDargan 2 роки тому +2

      This comment might just be the best thing ever!! Still laughing 🤣

    • @johnhyde7297
      @johnhyde7297 2 роки тому +3

      Thank You......!!!!! Had a rough day physically.....getting older and my new friend arthur-itis was active today....so I came home and laid down in the floor and started youtubing and ran across this...you know the old saying is a good laugh is like a good dose of medicine......I just finished wiping the tears out of my eyes ....my Wife thinks I'm hurting I was crying.....laughing so hard.....I'm so happy Guam has a chance....thanks Man....!!!

    • @macatl3923
      @macatl3923 Рік тому +2

      I love it. You couldn't have said it any better. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @christophervanoster
      @christophervanoster Рік тому +5

      What if the giant inhaled some helium so he was lighter?

    • @dahawk8574
      @dahawk8574 Рік тому

      This man is the Andy Kaufman of Congress. It won't be until he is gone that people will understand and appreciate his brilliance.

  • @firingallcylinders2949
    @firingallcylinders2949 2 роки тому +64

    A cognitive ability test and drug test should be mandatory for all politicians and at intervals.

  • @youtubisashoe
    @youtubisashoe 6 років тому +478

    helium, midgets, Guam, this show has it all 😂

    • @MrDogsledder
      @MrDogsledder 5 років тому +18

      You used the m word!

    • @robshoup
      @robshoup 4 роки тому +12

      Don't forget about the Patent Trolls.

    • @maggiemoran7747
      @maggiemoran7747 4 роки тому +10

      The name of this newest club is called Hank’s Leftovers.

    • @oldguysrock2170
      @oldguysrock2170 4 роки тому +18

      We don’t anticipate Guam flipping over! How did the Navy Admiral keep a straight face?

    • @rabidfarmer9765
      @rabidfarmer9765 4 роки тому +11

      This is Affirmative Action folks. It must be painful for the professors to hand diplomas to such ‘victims’ of society.

  • @llaurita2
    @llaurita2 4 роки тому +370

    What’s lost in all this is that somewhere out there, walking our streets are the people who lost elections to this guy.

    • @traviswilliamson8688
      @traviswilliamson8688 4 роки тому +43

      No you got this wrong...it is not that they lost...it is that there were enough idiots that allowed him the be elected.

    • @SimonASNG
      @SimonASNG 4 роки тому +36

      They made the mistake of putting an R next to their name in an area that automatically votes for the D...

    • @terilkinflamewood955
      @terilkinflamewood955 4 роки тому +34

      His competitors lost because the voters were blindly voting. They don't look at policies. They don't look at his history. They glance briefly at the party letter next to his name and vote for him.

    • @ssstracener
      @ssstracener 4 роки тому +3

      🤣😂

    • @Eimhin1
      @Eimhin1 4 роки тому +1

      No. It comes down to the constituents - the people that VOTED for this imbecile.

  • @05dturner
    @05dturner 7 років тому +222

    I think it's gotten to a point where people vote him in to see what he will say next.

  • @mystere1268
    @mystere1268 3 роки тому +22

    Thanks to this man Guam has not yet capsized and I can get me my helium for my balloons

  • @WeLuv9x5
    @WeLuv9x5 3 місяці тому +4

    As a Guamanian, I can tell you that this wonderful man will, one day, save many a life by bringing awareness to our Island. As with fire drills, we also practice “capsizing” drills. Thank you from a grateful Island, sir.

  • @kevjtnbtmglr
    @kevjtnbtmglr 8 років тому +665

    I love how an admiral has to explain to him that they are not anticipating that Guam will capsize.

    • @clammer23
      @clammer23 7 років тому +40

      kevjtnbtmglr That's rather shocking and disturbing. We didn't anticipate 9/11 happening either, so I feel it's in America's interest that Rep. Johnson gets on top of that ASAP! That's too many military lives to risk. The solution may be as simple as everyone in Guam should be required to wear a life vest 24/7.

    • @ahmadamin8348
      @ahmadamin8348 7 років тому +18

      FACT: Democrats have lower IQ's than Republicans, on average.
      SOURCE: Oxford U., Noah Carl, 2014.

    • @ChristieGenochio
      @ChristieGenochio 7 років тому +3

      That's an astoundingly reductionist summary of a doctoral student's article. I went to Oxford as well, have 2 MAs, and am a Democrat - And I know for a "fact" I'm not the only one breaking the Dem's IQ bell curve. Carl is a sociologist, not a psychologist: His thesis only functions in the context of the socio-economic profiles of each party's constituents, access to quality education in minority communities, and abnegation of the neurological reality that intelligence is malleable (because the brain is malleable), and that IQ as such is a static number that doesn't account for dynamic human experience.
      So no. Not "fact." If nothing else, as an intelligent person, you should know that just because a DPhil candidate publishes a controversial article, that does NOT make it a fact.

    • @Loogielicker69
      @Loogielicker69 7 років тому +12

      Christie Genochio Yes, it is a fact.
      There are millions of homeless people in america. Many of those homeless people wont be homeless within a year, but the statistical evidence shows they are now.
      You are attempting to invalidate a statistic based on the fact that it has variables, and utterly miniscule anecdotal evidence.

    • @gregjohnson3743
      @gregjohnson3743 7 років тому +23

      And this is the best Georgia has to offer! Smh

  • @hukeeaboo
    @hukeeaboo 8 років тому +620

    i really feel for the person he beat in his election

    • @gerrycoogan6544
      @gerrycoogan6544 6 років тому +34

      I'd love to have seen a debate between them.

    • @ezekielglenn6155
      @ezekielglenn6155 6 років тому +20

      It was a white repubilcan

    • @DABIGRAGU1
      @DABIGRAGU1 5 років тому +20

      @@ezekielglenn6155 Says more for the state than the other candidate. What we have here is another case of dumb and dumber. First one being the obvious; Dummy Hank Johnson, second being the state that elects the dummy; Georgia.

    • @ezekielglenn6155
      @ezekielglenn6155 5 років тому +13

      @@DABIGRAGU1 well it is about the least educated state.

    • @danhutson3460
      @danhutson3460 5 років тому +13

      This was formally Cynthia McKinney's district, if that tells you about the lack of intelligence of the people of this district. The fourth I think.

  • @nigelcrete3901
    @nigelcrete3901 4 роки тому +374

    Can you imagine what the constituents of his district must be like.

    • @freebird7284
      @freebird7284 4 роки тому +25

      well it is dekalb county, so

    • @db8684
      @db8684 4 роки тому +16

      ITS BECOMING A LIBERAL SOCIALIST HELL HOLE... CRIME IS ON THE RISE...

    • @oneshot4940
      @oneshot4940 4 роки тому +33

      What is wrong, this makes AOC
      look like a rock star. they should mate, create a new
      creature

    • @eddieryals2147
      @eddieryals2147 4 роки тому +16

      Democrats.

    • @remorselesscuckslayer2318
      @remorselesscuckslayer2318 4 роки тому +7

      Very Clearly

  • @dwightfry37
    @dwightfry37 4 роки тому +24

    "Can I get another minute?"
    "Sure."
    *Shoves face into a brown bag filled with glue and inhales deeply*
    "The only practical and logical solution to keep Guam from tipping over, is by training midg... sorry I meant little people. But we must train midgets in MMA. Only then will we be ready to stop the giants from tipping Guam over.

  • @RyanAustinDean
    @RyanAustinDean Рік тому +19

    I love how the aides in the backgrounds of any Congressional video almost never crack a smile when they hear sheer insanity spouted in those hallowed rooms. They're so accustomed to the stupidity, it no longer registers.

  • @godwings101
    @godwings101 8 років тому +190

    I'm entirely sure this guy ate a pound of pot brownies before everytime he spoke.

    • @skratkat3271
      @skratkat3271 8 років тому +1

      AnonaMousetookmaname 😂

    • @ladyinred6520
      @ladyinred6520 6 років тому

      godwings101 Loaded with Pot🤪🙃😎🤢😂😂😂

    • @Nolbert24
      @Nolbert24 6 років тому +2

      godwings101
      Strange unit of measurement for a brownie.. how about a tray, bozo?

    • @auntpeppy3680
      @auntpeppy3680 6 років тому

      AnonaMousetookmaname 😂😂😂

    • @OneGenericName
      @OneGenericName 6 років тому

      It was his mama's fault, she should have gone to Planned Parenthood

  • @Mr.Sir...3
    @Mr.Sir...3 4 роки тому +142

    I remember showing the Guam clip to my mom. She shook her head, said “he probably represents his constituents well.”
    And walked off.... I think she may be on to something.

  • @WittyDroog
    @WittyDroog 9 років тому +226

    This guy is a living Bad Lip Reading video

    • @brentjo1911
      @brentjo1911 6 років тому +19

      Bad Lip Reading should make a video and make him sound intelligent. That would be funny.

    • @lordninoswifey
      @lordninoswifey 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @ryanndelaney7394
      @ryanndelaney7394 5 років тому +4

      You nailed it... omg... exactly like a Bad Lip Reading hahaha

    • @williammelear2906
      @williammelear2906 5 років тому

      He got dat

    • @MrDogsledder
      @MrDogsledder 5 років тому +2

      No. Even they could not improve on this genius.

  • @MrBoazhorribilis
    @MrBoazhorribilis 2 роки тому +14

    This is the jewel in the crown of our Congress. Shine on you, crazy diamond !

    • @k.hendrickson8735
      @k.hendrickson8735 Рік тому

      NOPE. Now Bidum & Kamala are.

    • @jolenegall5545
      @jolenegall5545 Рік тому

      My favorite Pink Floyd song!

    • @MrBoazhorribilis
      @MrBoazhorribilis Рік тому +1

      @@jolenegall5545 and my favorite American politician. Never tired of his explosive intellect.

  • @jacobsteele7138
    @jacobsteele7138 3 роки тому +31

    Finally someone standing up for the little people!

    • @fidgetssailing4725
      @fidgetssailing4725 Рік тому

      you mean the abnormally small or is that unusually small

    • @MrMistrEnigma
      @MrMistrEnigma 6 місяців тому +1

      So long as those little people aren’t standing on one side of Guam….as this Genius told us, that would could make the island tip over and capsize!

    • @Zakalwe-01
      @Zakalwe-01 4 місяці тому

      Bravo sir 👏👏👏😂

    • @WeLuv9x5
      @WeLuv9x5 3 місяці тому +1

      As a Guamanian and midget, me and my Island mates are not offended by the “m-word.”

  • @Barkeroni
    @Barkeroni 8 років тому +176

    you can call this guy on the phone, put it down to go watch a movie, and come back after and he's still yapping about senseless analogies

    • @auntpeppy3680
      @auntpeppy3680 6 років тому +3

      Barkeroni 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jay56wilcox
      @jay56wilcox 5 років тому +3

      So,we all agree, This creature is an absolute IDIOT!!!
      IT IS TAKING UP SPACE.

    • @craigadams2443
      @craigadams2443 5 років тому +6

      You would come back to the phone and he'd be asking for more time.

    • @suesue48
      @suesue48 4 роки тому

      @@jay56wilcox And why doesn't he shave his neck??

    • @nadogrl
      @nadogrl 3 роки тому

      Just the uh, uh, uh, would use up most of the time.

  • @herbdantes2550
    @herbdantes2550 8 років тому +66

    The truly scary part is that voters voluntarily wanted this man to represent their district in congress.

    • @reneebowen7745
      @reneebowen7745 4 роки тому +5

      Herb Dantes Two words...free stuff.

    • @pistonburner6448
      @pistonburner6448 2 роки тому +4

      He outsmarted them. Think about that.

    • @ILikeHotMoms1
      @ILikeHotMoms1 2 роки тому +4

      Still... to this day. He's still here. 🤪

    • @danbowman9294
      @danbowman9294 2 роки тому +6

      Black majority district.

    • @elisheva7305
      @elisheva7305 3 місяці тому

      I think it was more that he was installed into the office...

  • @ChuckWood14
    @ChuckWood14 5 років тому +127

    I'm entirely positive even I could be a U.S. Senator now. Thanks Hank.

    • @elkellenhabla
      @elkellenhabla 3 роки тому +3

      If Trump can be President why not?

    • @lukasmiller486
      @lukasmiller486 Рік тому +3

      ChuckWood, it’s not what you know that gets your foot in the door; it’s who you know.

    • @stancebingham2209
      @stancebingham2209 Рік тому

      You could be president!

    • @acemusichistory3622
      @acemusichistory3622 Рік тому +1

      @@elkellenhablaget a job be quiet

    • @elkellenhabla
      @elkellenhabla Рік тому +2

      @@acemusichistory3622 I have a job. And it isn’t music history 😅

  • @JW-hj8gl
    @JW-hj8gl 4 роки тому +11

    And to think everybody from his neighborhood was “hey let’s send this guy... he’s the smartest one around here!!” They keep yielding him time cause it’s funny as hell!!!

  • @Dkclemons1
    @Dkclemons1 Рік тому +2

    I watch this once a day. I laugh and then the despair of our situation kicks in. I spend the rest of the day thinking about how this country is crumbling.

  • @shanemurphy7352
    @shanemurphy7352 8 років тому +108

    iq below 70. I believe an average 11 year would be more effective. Truly

    • @davidca96
      @davidca96 8 років тому +4

      Shane Murphy They seriously wouldn't do any worse, if not better.

    • @ronwilliams329
      @ronwilliams329 6 років тому +4

      This is what you get from heavy pipe usage! IQ is now sub-zero, probably in the range of minus 13!

    • @angelocucuzza7958
      @angelocucuzza7958 6 років тому +1

      ACTUALLY YOU GIVE MORE CREDIT. I SAY AN IQ OF APPROX -70.

    • @jeffcurtis5265
      @jeffcurtis5265 5 років тому +1

      Shane Murphy a tree branch is smarter🤣🤣

    • @MrDogsledder
      @MrDogsledder 5 років тому

      But not as much fun. I can't even sit through our own Question Time, but I actually watch this and pay to do it.

  • @wcoonradt264
    @wcoonradt264 4 роки тому +79

    "If Nancy doesn't send the impeachment to the Senate, will Guam capsize?" asked Hank...

  • @cdflip78
    @cdflip78 8 років тому +142

    This guy is a national treasure! Seriously... I can't believe we didn't think about moving Guam all these years!

    • @williamdowden4494
      @williamdowden4494 4 роки тому +4

      cdflip78 yeah, the kind of treasure you bury in the sand.

    • @MIRAGEDEALER
      @MIRAGEDEALER Рік тому +2

      Yes, they could have towed it California and made it an extension of Disney Land's Pirates of the Caribbean.

  • @hankscorpio6111
    @hankscorpio6111 2 роки тому +3

    It's a good thing I'm not in Congress. I'm a MAGA conservative but I would definitely invite Hank to every party I had just to hear his stories!

  • @4103hel
    @4103hel 3 роки тому +28

    If you are not sure which political party to vote for, watch this video again.

    • @salvadorromero9712
      @salvadorromero9712 11 місяців тому

      Amen!
      The party that keeps losing to this man's party and implementing its agenda is where you will find the real geniuses.

    • @oldsalt8011
      @oldsalt8011 9 місяців тому +1

      Hank Johnson and Maxine Waters for the DNC presidential candidates 2024!

    • @stillmoon145
      @stillmoon145 3 місяці тому +1

      @@oldsalt8011Now?

    • @oldsalt8011
      @oldsalt8011 3 місяці тому

      @@stillmoon145 Together they are just as good as Kamala.

  • @janetstewart8108
    @janetstewart8108 4 роки тому +100

    I really admire the Admiral for keeping a straight face and not busting out laughing!!! He is still at it today, Folks!

    • @Hotdogdoperwtje2
      @Hotdogdoperwtje2 4 роки тому +6

      scene straight out of dr. Stangelove

    • @brianwilliams9706
      @brianwilliams9706 4 роки тому +6

      The Admiral should have replied with ' Guam is not an aircraft carrier but an island'.

    • @StarsForward
      @StarsForward 2 роки тому +1

      I wonder how many unexpected spit-takes the Admiral has had over the years due to that memory randomly popping up in his head.

    • @kd741
      @kd741 2 роки тому

      Let’s gonHank!
      ua-cam.com/video/ITx4aFhASTE/v-deo.html

    • @jaysonmarvich1297
      @jaysonmarvich1297 Рік тому

      Would've been great to see an R Lee Ermey type response.

  • @jamesb5307
    @jamesb5307 7 років тому +82

    Can't say midget? Call them People McNuggets

    • @briannolan7818
      @briannolan7818 6 років тому +3

      James B - how about fun size?

    • @catmanpc9166
      @catmanpc9166 4 роки тому +3

      Peeplets.

    • @dougoverhoff7568
      @dougoverhoff7568 4 роки тому

      Homunculus, minikin, manikin, nanoid, dwarf, or even diminutive are all often acceptable, apposite terms. Pick one, but NOT midget, it's disparaging. Oh, and not 'little f...ers', either. Haha 🤭

    • @davidmalone3317
      @davidmalone3317 4 роки тому +1

      @@dougoverhoff7568 🤣

  • @jmc235
    @jmc235 8 років тому +93

    Don't laugh to hard... He has the power to pass laws and change the Constitution... I was enjoying a good and hard laugh until I thought of that...

    • @davidca96
      @davidca96 8 років тому +1

      jmc235 Not himself he can't it has to be a majority, so it's not like he can just pass any law he wants whenever, etc. I see your point though.

    • @jmc235
      @jmc235 8 років тому +2

      Thats what I meant...

    • @davidca96
      @davidca96 8 років тому

      jmc235 k :)

    • @MrDogsledder
      @MrDogsledder 5 років тому +8

      @@davidca96 If he has the hobbit vote that could make him very powerful indeed. Especially against giants with no helium.

    • @MrDogsledder
      @MrDogsledder 4 роки тому +2

      @Buddy Wiser Maybe, but it can take an idiot to put the motion forward.
      And here's an idiot.

  • @samscharp3367
    @samscharp3367 4 роки тому +2

    This video never gets old. I check back in on it every few months or so to get a good laugh.

  • @ExtrovertedCenobite
    @ExtrovertedCenobite 2 роки тому +3

    This man has a JD degree, that is a Doctor of Jurisprudence, a law degree. This man is not qualified to receive a high school diploma. HOW, HOW, HOW does half a brain receive a JD or even a high school diploma?

  • @davidroberts3476
    @davidroberts3476 5 років тому +15

    It is an insult to the highly capable men of various government agencies to be questioned by this buffoon.

  • @bwzffgh7
    @bwzffgh7 7 років тому +134

    1:50 "My uncle's wife". If only there was a word in the English language for that person...

    • @mimiluvfromsf
      @mimiluvfromsf 5 років тому +5

      You made me laugh! Almost as much as this video of Hank did!!! Oh, btw, I was listening to Brian Wilson on 99 WTN radio talking about him...too funny!

    • @jalsr.speak2379
      @jalsr.speak2379 5 років тому +2

      Lmao!

    • @jamesarmann6063
      @jamesarmann6063 5 років тому +3

      Isn't it my babies mama ??

    • @LadyofCleves65
      @LadyofCleves65 5 років тому +6

      The word is "Fool"

    • @jakeschmell
      @jakeschmell 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @eagle1532
    @eagle1532 4 роки тому +73

    The Dems should have used this guy to impeach Trump. This man is brilliant, he should be the speaker of the house, he much more fluent than old Nancy

  • @goodorusty
    @goodorusty Рік тому +2

    He sounds like such an intelligent and articulate individual. It is truly a privilege to listen to him speak with such incredibly comprehensible babbling.

  • @johnfollmar4640
    @johnfollmar4640 2 роки тому +3

    How does anyone sit listening to this guy and not laugh out loud and tell him to shut up

  • @concernedpatriot9314
    @concernedpatriot9314 4 роки тому +186

    He’s a legend in HIS OWN MIND ! But he’s a disgrace to America.

    • @malancronje6805
      @malancronje6805 4 роки тому +2

      He is as tall among midgets as big a fool he is between complete fools.

    • @markjurczyk
      @markjurczyk 4 роки тому +1

      He black hahaha

    • @mbabothful
      @mbabothful 4 роки тому +3

      Then why do you guys keep electing him?

    • @FailedFlea93
      @FailedFlea93 4 роки тому +2

      @@mbabothful I wouldn’t say he is a disgrace. However, he is a bit wacky. I voted for him and live in his district.

    • @benos1799
      @benos1799 2 роки тому

      @@FailedFlea93 Why.

  • @TheZigzach
    @TheZigzach 6 років тому +22

    His midget vs. giant in a cage analogy is really eye opening.

  • @batonbe1
    @batonbe1 5 років тому +42

    when you put a midget in the pocket of a rich man and there’s a hole in that pocket,the midget falls thru and becomes nickels and dimes.....jeez,and he decides law

    • @maggiemoran7747
      @maggiemoran7747 4 роки тому +9

      Hopefully he will have helium on him to float up again.

    • @Jake-Day
      @Jake-Day 3 роки тому

      This is what tipped me off that he’s been trolling.

  • @kingforaday8725
    @kingforaday8725 Рік тому +2

    This is DEFINITELY a dude that represents his constituency.

  • @bubbagump954
    @bubbagump954 2 роки тому +17

    I have watched this man for years demonstrate what the best and brightest of democRATic party has to offer. Truly a champion of intellect, knowledge, and speech. I fear he missed his true calling as a rocket scientist...

  • @tiredamerican
    @tiredamerican 8 років тому +19

    The Admiral's response is epic..."We don't anticipate that!". He could have said "Are you nuts?"

    • @k.hendrickson8735
      @k.hendrickson8735 Рік тому

      HOW do you think the Admiral got to be an ADMIRAL??
      Keep a straight face while he kisses those ignorant ____’s

  • @johnlukehauskins2926
    @johnlukehauskins2926 8 років тому +50

    I had to watch this 6 times in succession before I stopped laughing

    • @sableann4255
      @sableann4255 5 років тому +2

      I heard the Guam speech this morning and almost crashed my car!

    • @MrDogsledder
      @MrDogsledder 5 років тому +1

      @@sableann4255 I salute the military officers that had the self control to answer that question. More than I could have done.
      I would have said we need more units deployed there so it doesn't drift away or we'll put a unit at each end to balance it out.

    • @Stafford-d8u
      @Stafford-d8u 4 роки тому

      John Luke Hauskins oh my God yes!

  • @seaduecerbrowntrout7166
    @seaduecerbrowntrout7166 8 років тому +142

    hank for president. smartest democrat on earth

    • @jessica214972
      @jessica214972 6 років тому +5

      Seaduecer Browntrout the sarcasm is strong in this guy.

    • @ezekielglenn6155
      @ezekielglenn6155 5 років тому +7

      He is probably smarter than the average Dem
      Voter

    • @mantequilla404
      @mantequilla404 5 років тому +8

      Johnson/Ocasio-Cortez 2020!

    • @catmanpc9166
      @catmanpc9166 4 роки тому +2

      Like being the fastest snail.

    • @dougoverhoff7568
      @dougoverhoff7568 4 роки тому +5

      I really don't think that I could act this stupid if I tried. Compared to Hank, AOC looks like a genius. Holy crap!

  • @joebeastyg5686
    @joebeastyg5686 4 роки тому +1

    If I ever run for Congress I'm using this in my ads and as an example of credentials needed to fill the roll.

  • @chrisg8321
    @chrisg8321 2 роки тому +4

    I want my helium access now!

  • @CamoShirt
    @CamoShirt 7 років тому +239

    barack obama without his teleprompter

    • @travisanthony9093
      @travisanthony9093 5 років тому +6

      JeremyJam exactly , and ever1 says obuma is a great speaker , bahahaha, no hes a good reader , he cant speak for sheet

    • @MAGGOT_VOMIT
      @MAGGOT_VOMIT 5 років тому +7

      *Ya'll mean Gaybama................GET IT RIGHT!!! xD*

    • @mider9996
      @mider9996 5 років тому +3

      Lmao!!!

    • @King-a-ling
      @King-a-ling 5 років тому +1

      Obama is the not only the greatest President of OUR generation, but also one of the best orators. I know you dumb nuts don't like that

    • @King-a-ling
      @King-a-ling 5 років тому

      @@travisanthony9093 travis is a trans-gendered man

  • @indieartstar7161
    @indieartstar7161 8 років тому +88

    I now believe rocks are intelligent

    • @alwaysopen7970
      @alwaysopen7970 7 років тому +3

      They make great pets.

    • @nigelcrete3901
      @nigelcrete3901 6 років тому +5

      compared to this idiot rocks are Harvard grads

    • @jeffcurtis5265
      @jeffcurtis5265 5 років тому +1

      Indie Art Star my cat is WAY smarter, Lord preserve us

  • @simonsays3
    @simonsays3 4 роки тому +34

    It's hard to imagine someone like that being in Congress, it's even harder to imagine the folks who would elect him.

  • @dunexapa1016
    @dunexapa1016 3 роки тому +1

    I think I had a few brain cells that just capsized ....

  • @SRV-zy1bl
    @SRV-zy1bl 5 років тому +23

    "We were hoping for the best, then we got left-overs." Hahaha!!!

  • @p51nion
    @p51nion 7 років тому +33

    Relieved to know I can always get helium when I want it. Thanks Hank!

    • @georgecapra
      @georgecapra 4 роки тому

      Hank, just go to a Dollar Tree store and fill up your balloon with Helium , the one you call HEAD.

  • @gmonsen
    @gmonsen 7 років тому +25

    You have no idea how much I enjoyed this. The Democrats have some absolutely tremendous officeholders. Yep.

  • @JasonLuther1
    @JasonLuther1 2 роки тому +1

    hahahaha, this dude is a living Tim and Eric character. After watching this, it gives me the confidence to run for my district lmao

  • @robertmurphy440
    @robertmurphy440 Рік тому +2

    They say we're all equal

  • @Brammy007a
    @Brammy007a 7 років тому +50

    I'm still waiting for Guam to capsize

    • @rayballestero2373
      @rayballestero2373 4 роки тому +1

      I have been to Guam,,, this makes me laugh I have to admit he is original he is a a Lane all by himself,,,

  • @fazijslive
    @fazijslive 5 років тому +24

    Can't remember the last time I've laughed this much.

  • @swoosh50
    @swoosh50 7 років тому +58

    Man this guy is a Democrat poster child

    • @sableann4255
      @sableann4255 5 років тому +5

      Oh I think Maxine Watters is worse

  • @NEWSWATCHMENTRUTHVIDEOAREUS
    @NEWSWATCHMENTRUTHVIDEOAREUS 2 роки тому +2

    He's a elected body? We are in trouble y'all!

  • @terilkinflamewood955
    @terilkinflamewood955 4 роки тому +10

    Hank Johnson never stops being hilarious. The fact that he is being serious, the fact that he actually is that stupid, makes it all the better.
    Sucks that people are still voting for him, but still.

  • @blainejensen7623
    @blainejensen7623 9 років тому +100

    anyone who votes for this guy needs that right taken away

    • @ahmadamin8348
      @ahmadamin8348 7 років тому +1

      You be racist. This 3abed is harmless. Death to America, death to Israel. You let your 3abeed out of their cages/slavery-chains, dumb suckers.
      I don't know who is dumber: The retarded inmates who run the asylum, or the white "asylum staff" who LET the retarded inmates take control ahahaha.

    • @robertbarber464
      @robertbarber464 6 років тому +15

      Ahmad Amin glad I killed a lot of you fuckers in Afghanistan

    • @BossNotes
      @BossNotes 6 років тому +3

      Blaine Jensen oh no, this right here is good entertainment, I'd keep this man in office just for the humor!!!

    • @t.p.7302
      @t.p.7302 6 років тому +4

      Ahmad Amin .... You be an ignorant fool.

    • @Tirips2001
      @Tirips2001 6 років тому +3

      They probably voted illegally.

  • @supaglide
    @supaglide 4 роки тому +36

    This guy HAD to of run an uncontested campaign! Georgia should be really ashamed if this is the best they got

    • @db8684
      @db8684 4 роки тому

      UNCONTESTED 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @btsdrummer1
    @btsdrummer1 5 років тому +26

    Hank Johnson - the “gift” that keeps on giving...

  • @TheresaPowers
    @TheresaPowers 4 роки тому +2

    I think that old Hank should donate his brain to science.

  • @boonek2418
    @boonek2418 2 роки тому +1

    They need to hire this guy on SNL. You wouldn't even have to write sketches for him. Give him a topic and tell him to just wing it.

  • @gretashapiro4118
    @gretashapiro4118 4 роки тому +48

    Yes, he keeps being re-elected. What's that tell you about his district

    • @jeffeast5762
      @jeffeast5762 4 роки тому +7

      Low information voters and gerrymandering.

    • @henryhatfield74
      @henryhatfield74 4 роки тому +3

      They think he's harmless , very dangerous indeed .

    • @harleyserafini51
      @harleyserafini51 4 роки тому +5

      Dems are dumb.

    • @ramentaco9179
      @ramentaco9179 4 роки тому +3

      When it comes to congress, the incumbent has a huge advantage at every election, and the average voter doesn’t know a thing about who they’re voting for.

    • @jonferguson6062
      @jonferguson6062 4 роки тому +2

      That is the best they could find !

  • @jamescurcurato5779
    @jamescurcurato5779 8 років тому +19

    Imagine the IQ of his constituency , holy moley

  • @Switch_Hitta_Beats
    @Switch_Hitta_Beats 6 років тому +184

    Still smarter than Maxine Waters.

    • @ecouture33
      @ecouture33 6 років тому +3

      Red Pilled You got that right!!

    • @thelittletexan4231
      @thelittletexan4231 6 років тому +14

      If you added their IQ you would still be in single digit(s).

    • @torisefaamaligi3315
      @torisefaamaligi3315 6 років тому +4

      Yeah, he's now equivalent to the guy ringing the bell outside the Salvation Army!

    • @cinkidaz
      @cinkidaz 6 років тому +1

      Ouch!

    • @frederickwise5238
      @frederickwise5238 6 років тому +4

      I gave ya a thumbs up but Hank is only smarter than Max by a teeeeeny bit LOLOL

  • @brianobrian9334
    @brianobrian9334 2 роки тому +1

    Waiting to hear "1 fish,2 fish, red fish,blue fish, knick knack pallywack give a dog a bone"

  • @stuartsorrell8584
    @stuartsorrell8584 4 роки тому +6

    "I RECLAIM MY TIME!!"
    If only the rest of us could, Rep. Johnson.

  • @samscharp3367
    @samscharp3367 5 років тому +13

    Man I'm just now finding this guy, I could watch him all day.

  • @Stickmodee
    @Stickmodee 6 років тому +26

    Why our elected officials should be randomly drug tested. Exhibit A.

  • @mike4715
    @mike4715 4 роки тому +73

    Sad thing is, he’s smart, educated and well spoken compared to most dems.

    • @plantpatriot642
      @plantpatriot642 4 роки тому +15

      Mike I disagree. He just try’s to sound smart and the more he does the more he proves he’s not. This is the same man that thought if to many people on Guam would tip it over.

    • @BowieTVC15
      @BowieTVC15 4 роки тому +7

      He is a tool, he's at the top of the when it comes to stupid.

    • @heinzruedi4125
      @heinzruedi4125 4 роки тому +1

      Mike You must have tested positive for stupid!

    • @mike4715
      @mike4715 4 роки тому +4

      Heinz Ruedi at least I’m not a libturd.

    • @jupiter7153
      @jupiter7153 2 роки тому +4

      @@mike4715 Fr Let’s go Brandon!

  • @davidrobertson5881
    @davidrobertson5881 Рік тому +2

    Hank left Atlanta for Washington DC…the iq of both cities went up 13 points.

  • @dizzotizzo69
    @dizzotizzo69 Рік тому +1

    My IQ just went down 10 points from watching this.

  • @FilthyManatee
    @FilthyManatee 8 років тому +28

    Not sure if I should laugh or lament that this man became a congressman, and is still one to this day.

    • @FuckThisSiteNow
      @FuckThisSiteNow 4 роки тому

      FilthyManatee and holds position on a herring committee...

    • @reneebowen7745
      @reneebowen7745 4 роки тому +1

      Free stuff.

    • @randyheikens9024
      @randyheikens9024 Рік тому +2

      Voted in because of the color of his skin and the D behind his name

  • @catnkaboodle
    @catnkaboodle 9 років тому +17

    And the "LIFETIME" Darwin Award goes to?,.........Hank Johnson !!!!

  • @drewstrom1
    @drewstrom1 8 років тому +336

    Affirmative action in action!

    • @judybeauty4309
      @judybeauty4309 8 років тому +30

      Yep this is what happens when you lower the standards to push stupid people through school.

    • @noddatellayu4144
      @noddatellayu4144 8 років тому +19

      Stupid midgets can not, um, lower their standards any lower than the little people that vote for these uh,...that is to say 'them'
      mental M words; Democrats. That is because of the helium....

    • @jazyjeff4975
      @jazyjeff4975 6 років тому

      Can he spell his name

    • @joedoak3478
      @joedoak3478 6 років тому +2

      You can't fix stupid

    • @janetr1633
      @janetr1633 6 років тому +2

      JudyBeauty .. You are correct!!

  • @mariahenrich9602
    @mariahenrich9602 Рік тому +1

    I loved him on In Living Color. He looks good.

  • @heinzruedi4125
    @heinzruedi4125 4 роки тому +1

    That’s the guy that flew over the Cuckoo Nest!

  • @andrewdarrell4970
    @andrewdarrell4970 6 років тому +14

    My god I need to move to Georgia and run for the House of Representatives, I would win by simply playing this video.

    • @reneebowen7745
      @reneebowen7745 4 роки тому +6

      Andrew Darrell Only if you bring his voters the free stuff that Hank does. That’s all that matters to them.

  • @timothycormier3494
    @timothycormier3494 4 роки тому +16

    The officer should have explained to hank that. The navy uses an intricate system of counter weights and ballast tanks to keep the small island from capsizing

    • @heinzruedi4125
      @heinzruedi4125 4 роки тому +1

      I had to laugh so hard I almost wet my bloomers!

    • @charlesheinrichs7806
      @charlesheinrichs7806 2 роки тому +2

      They use extra pontoons to shore up the island 🤣

  • @Timepassages
    @Timepassages 4 роки тому +4

    Walk proud citizens of DeKalb County GA. , your representation in congress is solid.

    • @jamesgroce3125
      @jamesgroce3125 Рік тому

      This explains why.
      www.census.gov/quickfacts/dekalbcountygeorgia

  • @lowtdave
    @lowtdave 3 роки тому +1

    You know what? I'm convinced he is the most accomplished troll, ever. There is nobody alive who can keep a straight face like this man. I had once thought he was just lacking intelligence but this man knows exactly what he's doing.
    Legitimately impressed. He goes home and shows his friends the shut he says in congress and they all crack up. Joking about how it's amazing so many fools voted for him. Damn...I am envious.

  • @jamesmoriarty9603
    @jamesmoriarty9603 4 роки тому +1

    Good to know there's people in Congress truly fighting for the little man (or woman!)

    • @robertspendlove7508
      @robertspendlove7508 3 роки тому

      OMG this is the most hilarious comment I've seen in a long time.

  • @TeachESL
    @TeachESL 8 років тому +44

    How did this man get elected????

    • @kaylakane69
      @kaylakane69 8 років тому +9

      +TeachESL I live around the corner the district is vastly low income minority this is the same district that was represented by Cynthia McKinney yrs ago if you don't know her OMG look her up. I lived there for 20 yrs

    • @tearl5676
      @tearl5676 6 років тому +5

      His district is Dekalb county GA. which is basically most of Atlanta, any other questions?

    • @Nolbert24
      @Nolbert24 6 років тому

      How did trump get elected

    • @MrTotalAhole
      @MrTotalAhole 6 років тому +11

      @ mud cat - By 62m people. Wait, let me make this easier. Just in case you think its 62 midget people.
      Trump got elected by 62,000,000 people voting, and carrying 304 of the electoral votes, and winning 30 of the 50 states.

    • @tearl5676
      @tearl5676 6 років тому +3

      By having Hillary as the only other choice. This is what is know as the "Revulsion Option", having an opponent that is so distasteful that they will vote for anyone but them.

  • @kaitlynthomas3816
    @kaitlynthomas3816 4 роки тому +7

    We now have proof that there's something wrong with the entire party! LOL

  • @robbieh6084
    @robbieh6084 4 роки тому +27

    This has gotta be a joke. AOC’s secret lover

  • @tomfuelery2905
    @tomfuelery2905 Рік тому +1

    He's the smartest person from his district!!!

  • @gunndish
    @gunndish 2 роки тому +2

    The very best of Hank was when he was questioning Admiral "Rat" Willard about the Marines and their families being relocated from Okinawa to Guam, Hank was worried that the island of Guam would capsize. I could see Admiral Willard biting his tongue to keep from laughing out loud. Ah yes, one of our better elected lawmakers.

  • @schpaff
    @schpaff 8 років тому +115

    God help the people that live in his district...then again...not.

    • @xkopp375
      @xkopp375 8 років тому +12

      My God! This is a person that is probably mentally retarded (and I don't mean that in the pejorative sense, I mean it in the clinical sense) and he is making rules for all the rest of us! God help us all when we have retards making law.

    • @texassoul
      @texassoul 8 років тому +12

      Hell, they elected and re-elected him, so no pity for his constituents!

    • @bradcook8640
      @bradcook8640 8 років тому +7

      schpaff me LOL Good thing Georgia's not an island that could capsize.

    • @erudite60
      @erudite60 7 років тому +2

      Is this the best Georgia can do??????!!!!!!!

    • @jamesb5307
      @jamesb5307 7 років тому

      The m word? Those abnormally small people are called People McNuggets!!!

  • @stevelovell7727
    @stevelovell7727 4 роки тому +21

    How in the hell does he warrant his pay? I'm Ashamed to be from Georgia

  • @elizabethregister
    @elizabethregister 4 роки тому +12

    The comments here are as funny as Hank himself. I am laughing out loud.

  • @clownphabetstrongwoman7305
    @clownphabetstrongwoman7305 2 роки тому +2

    Hank Johnson for president 2024!

  • @TheZigzach
    @TheZigzach 6 років тому +6

    "We need to access helium for all"

  • @StaceyBeryl
    @StaceyBeryl 5 років тому +4

    I LOVE the background music LOL!