@@reversepsycho410 I really gotta get on my shit and save every last one of these videos to a hard drive, a few have already been lost and the quality has already decreased since youtube changed it's codec a few years back. Gonna have to get a few of the missing ones off internet archive.
I can just imagine some random tourist seeing these four guys walking out in the middle of the desert. A guy holding a camera, I guy wearing a fedora looking unamused, a guy wearing a girl's hat, and a guy wearing a hoodie. IN THE DESERT.
My question is... What in the world would have caused Dan and Jordan to think that venturing off into the desert without offroad vehicles to a half-mile tunnel that leads to nothing but an abandoned shack was a good idea?
I don't know about anyone else, but I recently watched a vid by Rhett and Link, where they talked about their adventures to the Burro-Schmidt tunnel, so hearing the Creatures talk about it too is pretty cool haha :)
1:31 "I'm waiting for cannibals to jump over this hill and fuck us all in the ass" - Aleks Trust me Aleks, we the viewers are waiting for that too! **grabs popcorn**
If Seamus was/is watching this, I'm sure he'd say something along the lines of, "Look at 'em go! God, they're out in the middle of Bufu fucking Egypt!"
Oh it is wide enough to turn around, it just is short. Plus he did tunnel to the other side. So you can actually walk out and look at the surrounding hills.
Michael Lasersniper Also true, but he was probably just getting old and his back was curving down so maybe he was getting shorter in that sense and only able to hit lower ;)
man i had to laugh so hard at 1:24 "what the fuck comes next Jordan"... Jordan just laughing his ass off.. i wished they made more of these activities and shared them on youtube.
If you do this again next year could you hoop up some web-cams inside the car to a switcher on a laptop, get some cool multi-cam action and a dashcam going. Maybe play some word games etc, switching between the view of the back seats, dashcam etc.
Hope the Creatures do a road trips every time they go to these big events. Its weirdly entertaining watching these guys just live and react to certain events and situations.
This without a joke could have been someone else who asked for a 4x4 vehicle but they got this and they got stuck and died in the desert because the guy/girl in the rental company doesn't know how to do his/her job.
I don't think you guys want to go here next year. Someone might be waiting for you ...on top of the hills. Just when you think it's safe, the Bare Minimum Bandits will show up out of nowhere and scream "WHAT DID YOU SEE !?"
I learned something today, its not always the sights we get to see that is entertaining. Its the unfortunate shit that happens to the crew. That... Is the best part of this whole road trip.
Out in the middle of fucking nowhere with basically no food, no source of communication, and a fucking FRONT WHEEL DRIVE CAR. I mean I know it's all fun and all but I'm pissed at Jordan for not taking the time to even check if it was 4 wheel drive. Why would you even make a front wheel drive van anyways?
TotalX48 8 months old, I know, but still, nobody said anything about letting him have it, you dumbass. The guy who posted asked who let Aleks HANDLE the camera. They gave him the camera to record for a little bit, so yes, they DID let him handle it.
Yep... I am a little upset that you guys didn't skip this instead of Neverland but that's okay. I enjoy watching your guys' adventures. Also, it amuses me your guys' freak out with the ants and the barren desert. Probably because I am an Arizonan and desert is my life. But basically you guys went hiking which I enjoy as well. And when I researched this place it is absolutely gorgeous. It's the type of land that makes me love nature.
I'm starting to think The Creatures need to stop doing gameplay and just do Travel videos. These are f-ing great. I've been a fan since the old Junkyard & Gang days and these are turning out to be my favorite videos. Keep'em comin' boys!!!
3:32...Oh my fucking god....listen to the car's engine. That thing is fucking cranking. Like that damn car has been doing 70-80mph all fucking day in the searing California heat, non stop...that thing must be hot enough to fucking have a barbecue on...my god..
I get that they know nothing about offroading and that they had a FWD car (which I'm surprised a mid range suv like that isn't AWD at least) but they could have had a chance of making it if they lowered the air psi in their tires, stayed in the previous car tracks, and were easy on the throttle. But its still amusing to watch them struggle and to see them go on these adventures. Love these videos and love the creatures! Keep it up!
What we've seen in footage so far (non-particular order): »death-stare dog »other dogs »a big ass hole/grave on the beach and jordan jumping over it »strange bug and right claw of crab »mountain (hill/cliff) climbing »two men getting wet near the golden gate bridge »random man with his pants off »hotel room shenanigans and green pool »waking up the children for the start of a long trip »man swimming at hotel pool at 5 in the morning »blow-drying of shoes »I hops stop + story of the truckstop guzzler »hard hitting questions (card form) »a whole lot of extreme close ups of the side of jordan's face as well as aleks' and james' reactions to whatever »a winking tree »a yellow bench »cut-out-display-thingy shenanigans »strange man who they believe is going to shank them »a car turning left at a no left turn road »man eating corn on the cob at the side of the road/someone's yard (?) »telephone posts sticking out of the ground »big-rat-possum-meerkat creatures »rock throwning contest (kind of) »an animal(?) carcass on a stick being carried by aleks who is chasing james and jordan with it »a convoy of pretty serious looking trucks »brown (lots of it) »much windmills (spinning together in unison) »the home depot »dare-devil driving »giant hills of sand »a bunch of ants »some pretty fear-filled faces »a wheel that sunk in the sand »dan's cavity »esplorin' »a pile of brown (poop?) »expressions of fatigue and defeat
Just started watching all of these as E3 is finally over and it's actually incredibly interesting! Also, one day I will go to E3 rather than constantly going to the smaller Eurogamer.. IT IS MY DREAM!
Goggles Tigerkhan why would i be in egypt. you do know thats not egypt right. egypt is nowhere and i mean NO. WHERE. near where they were. I mean to say butt fuck nowhere. it basically means to be lost in the middle of nowhere.
Patrick Liveset ssohpkc uses "bufu egypt" in the same context, and it means the exact same thing. but of course you don't know that. you seem like the kind who takes things more literally than i do, so ol' sarcastic seamus is probably the bane of your existence.
Its funny watching them freak out because Ive been camping out in that same desert my whole life so Im so used to it but its so new and scary to them lol
“WHAT COMES NEXT JORDAN?”
Jordan wakes up in a cold sweat 5 years later
I hope he has nightmares to this day
5 years plus 4 now we old
@@reversepsycho410 I really gotta get on my shit and save every last one of these videos to a hard drive, a few have already been lost and the quality has already decreased since youtube changed it's codec a few years back. Gonna have to get a few of the missing ones off internet archive.
"I want to go see what is in that valley over there" -Aleks plotting to murder Jordan lol
I like your thinking sir
They passed up Michael Jackson's former home to visit a tunnel in the middle of nowhere
and to visit a tree with a face
The mysterious tree is way better than Michael Jackson's house
Who care about Mj's former home ?
Mickr4 i'd say everyone who likes his music
Aleks Yo after this, i feel like Aleks and James won't want to go XD
I can just imagine some random tourist seeing these four guys walking out in the middle of the desert. A guy holding a camera, I guy wearing a fedora looking unamused, a guy wearing a girl's hat, and a guy wearing a hoodie. IN THE DESERT.
How is kootra's hat a girls hat
i bet that imagined guy would think "oh look 4 teenage tourists, lost in the desert"
xyzcannon234 no dan's is. It has a butterfly on it.
xyzcannon234 he was referring to Dan's butterfly hat
Jodie Verberne
so whos the guy holding a camera ?
I died at "pack of wild hippies"
I'm trying to fathom how amazing this trip would have been with Seamus...
As soon as they said desert he would have gotten out and hitchhiked back to town lol
sarcastic
he would have been "Oh boy, I can't wait to go to the desert this is going to be SOOOOOOOOO~ fun"
Thank god Seamus didn't go with them; he would have never left the vehicle
My question is... What in the world would have caused Dan and Jordan to think that venturing off into the desert without offroad vehicles to a half-mile tunnel that leads to nothing but an abandoned shack was a good idea?
it was a good idea because of the youtube content.
It was a good idea because they could have left Jordan stranded in the desert.
I blame the fedora for them not being able to make it.
LordQuadricorn Man I hate the stereotype behind fedoras. I actually like the way they look lol
Stewbedale It's fine when they're combined with the appropriate clothes. When people wear fedoras all the time with jeans/tshirt, it's just retarded
F4TAL3FFECT That's fair enough I guess. I usually only wear one while also wearing a nice jacket.
TheJupiterSailfish don't you fucking drag on fedoras man. they're fucking awesome
Stewbedale j
The energy in these videos is the best kind of chaotic, good days
I don't know about anyone else, but I recently watched a vid by Rhett and Link, where they talked about their adventures to the Burro-Schmidt tunnel, so hearing the Creatures talk about it too is pretty cool haha :)
I'm glad I'm not the only one. :)
Same lol
Yeah same here, ironic how Dan was wearing his Minecraft shirt lol
That's how I knew about it
Haha, it's cool to know lots of people thought the same thing :D
9:58 aww did you see that. Aleks slowed down to walk next to James
#NovaHD
Seamus would be mad. #Jeamus
#UberMortalPKC
#Jalecks
aww
1:31 "I'm waiting for cannibals to jump over this hill and fuck us all in the ass" - Aleks
Trust me Aleks, we the viewers are waiting for that too! **grabs popcorn**
I've been out to the Mojave Desert, it is the quietest place I have ever been to.
Sometimes it makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
de'pool wilson LOL
It's not that quiet in New Vegas. Damnit Bethesda, ya fucked up.
There needs to be more road trips in the future cause these are too funny
Yea man, maybe there will be more…
Should complain to the fucking dealership
It is a Chevy that was their first mistake
MrThesped Yup
MrThesped yup lol
Chevy sucks ass rather drive a Prius then a chevy
Why not the rental place who gave them the car?
I wonder if Sly and Seamus are just sitting at the office watching these and laughing their asses off.
Oh they definitely are. I can almost guarantee that they are.
If Seamus was/is watching this, I'm sure he'd say something along the lines of, "Look at 'em go! God, they're out in the middle of Bufu fucking Egypt!"
Best episode yet!
This is kind of how Breaking Bad started. We just need someone to take their pants off and point a gun at an oncoming car.
Incorrect. Really really incorrect
Knish G. And you mind telling me what's incorrect? And don't say anything about the location and how they're stuck.
Well for starters they're not making meth.
SeanTheGamer Don't listen to him Sean, You're right.
Godspeed
more like "Hill Have Eyes"
Hey I have been through that tunnel. The dude got lazy toward the ends though, cause it gets crouching size the last 300 ft.
Damn, I'd be claustrophobic as fuck. Is there enough room to turn your body around at the end?
Oh it is wide enough to turn around, it just is short. Plus he did tunnel to the other side. So you can actually walk out and look at the surrounding hills.
I wouldn't call it being "lazy" hahahahah 34-38 years of straight digging through a Mountain by himself.
JustMoistGaming True, but if his goal was to travel through the mountain consistently you think he would have made it easy to travel through.
Michael Lasersniper
Also true, but he was probably just getting old and his back was curving down so maybe he was getting shorter in that sense and only able to hit lower ;)
man i had to laugh so hard at 1:24 "what the fuck comes next Jordan"... Jordan just laughing his ass off..
i wished they made more of these activities and shared them on youtube.
I've never heard Dan laugh so hard. I love it. Aleks' face was priceless.
If you do this again next year could you hoop up some web-cams inside the car to a switcher on a laptop, get some cool multi-cam action and a dashcam going. Maybe play some word games etc, switching between the view of the back seats, dashcam etc.
sPACEEEEEEEEEEEE
Just have the worlds longest internet cable hanging from the back of the car
Vesparoth Wifi cars
Well I'm afraid to be the bearer of bad news...
@@kotarodesu_23 That's fucked
I honestly enjoy stops like this, the nonexistent pillars, and the mystery tree to Neverland Ranch.
You must be the only passenger in the car on your road-trips.
Hope the Creatures do a road trips every time they go to these big events. Its weirdly entertaining watching these guys just live and react to certain events and situations.
This without a joke could have been someone else who asked for a 4x4 vehicle but they got this and they got stuck and died in the desert because the guy/girl in the rental company doesn't know how to do his/her job.
If you manage to get off the lot without noticing you probably have it coming.
ace2high Well,they didn't notice.
Started my creature binge to reminisce over simpler days 😭
I don't think you guys want to go here next year. Someone might be waiting for you ...on top of the hills. Just when you think it's safe, the Bare Minimum Bandits will show up out of nowhere and scream "WHAT DID YOU SEE !?"
I learned something today, its not always the sights we get to see that is entertaining. Its the unfortunate shit that happens to the crew. That... Is the best part of this whole road trip.
Out in the middle of fucking nowhere with basically no food, no source of communication, and a fucking FRONT WHEEL DRIVE CAR. I mean I know it's all fun and all but I'm pissed at Jordan for not taking the time to even check if it was 4 wheel drive. Why would you even make a front wheel drive van anyways?
All vans (carrier vans and minivans) are FWD. And technically this isn't a van. It is a mid-size SUV.
he called it a van hahahhaa.
sour patch kids?????
11:42 that little talk about the valley and the way James walks away is just so funny to me
When they got stuck the first thing I thought of was The Hills Have Eyes lmao
12:16 perfect metaphor for this trip lol
I can already see the news report. "Four UA-camrs stuck in the middle of the desert,laughing at their situation."
i heard about this on a good mythical morning episode
Oh good im not the only one
Is it the one of the guy digging over +30 years?
Same here, good mythical morning :D
yea it was called the real minecrafter or something like that
same, I'm sort of wishing they did make it to the pee stink tunnel and were like "we missed MJ's house for a piss cave... thanks Dan"
Goddamnit who let Aleks handle the camera
Nobody?
HipoLaBaran o Aleks did have the camera at one point...
***** Does not mean they let him have it...
TotalX48 8 months old, I know, but still, nobody said anything about letting him have it, you dumbass. The guy who posted asked who let Aleks HANDLE the camera. They gave him the camera to record for a little bit, so yes, they DID let him handle it.
dxjohncenacaz 8 months and you call me a dumbass for something i dont really give a fuck anymore....good job i guess dude you win the cookies o.o
see , they are all having fun and and being happy together as friends, what happened in a game, stays in the game.
Yep... I am a little upset that you guys didn't skip this instead of Neverland but that's okay. I enjoy watching your guys' adventures. Also, it amuses me your guys' freak out with the ants and the barren desert. Probably because I am an Arizonan and desert is my life. But basically you guys went hiking which I enjoy as well. And when I researched this place it is absolutely gorgeous. It's the type of land that makes me love nature.
It's almost time...
Aleks is expecting the bare minimum bandits.
Lol, " a pack of wild hippies " XD
I would have absolutely loved to see Seamus reaction to being trapped there.
Damn, if they made it though. James and Aleks woulda freaked out at the huge bloodstain on the tunnel.
I love these videos, they are so fun to watch.
The first 2 minutes of this video is Creature Gold.
*Edit*: Actually this entire video should go down in a Hall of Fame or something of the sort.
I remember watching Rhett & Link talk about the place they were going to in GMM :D
Totally the same, I knew it was gonna be that
I'm starting to think The Creatures need to stop doing gameplay and just do Travel videos. These are f-ing great. I've been a fan since the old Junkyard & Gang days and these are turning out to be my favorite videos. Keep'em comin' boys!!!
Looking back on this, I forgot how hilarious it was seeing Jordan laugh when Aleks was trying to be serious XD
This series of videos has possibly been the funniest content I've seen from you guys so far, well done guys! :)
This is the last known footage of the creatures....
aleks by far has had the best facial expressions this trip. he cracks me up so much.
3:32...Oh my fucking god....listen to the car's engine. That thing is fucking cranking. Like that damn car has been doing 70-80mph all fucking day in the searing California heat, non stop...that thing must be hot enough to fucking have a barbecue on...my god..
+Nick Tasy poor thing ;(
well i mean they did go 90 mi/h last video.
Lol i check every day for these updates they are the funniest thing ever! Alex freaked out!!!
"A pack of wild hippies" - Alexs
I get that they know nothing about offroading and that they had a FWD car (which I'm surprised a mid range suv like that isn't AWD at least) but they could have had a chance of making it if they lowered the air psi in their tires, stayed in the previous car tracks, and were easy on the throttle. But its still amusing to watch them struggle and to see them go on these adventures. Love these videos and love the creatures! Keep it up!
18:02 Aleks materializes James's hat out of thin air.
Wow, it’s kinda nostalgic watching these videos again 4 years later but it’s kinda depressing
It makes it even better that James was wearing a cannibals shirt when they got stuck lol.
Hannibal
i thought it said Hannibal in reference to the show.
srry i couldn't really tell lol.
This gotta be the best goddamn series ever
RIP The Creatures | Cause of death: Last Chance Road
I love these guys so much...
18:03 Aleks just magicked up a hat? Why didn't he magic up a four wheel car?!?!
Man I was really eager to see what they were gonna see and when Dan was talking about the cave I really wanted to see it
I cant believe they stopped for the nonexistent garbage pillars and the mystery tree and skipped trolling at Micheal Jackson's house!
Dont fuck with the mystery tree
Or the mystery tree fucks you
Even if the stops fail its still HILARIOUS !!!!
Btw incase anyone was wondering, they made it about 30% of the way down that road to the tunnel
Man, Jordan has really Jordaned this trip up so far.
What we've seen in footage so far (non-particular order):
»death-stare dog
»other dogs
»a big ass hole/grave on the beach and jordan jumping over it
»strange bug and right claw of crab
»mountain (hill/cliff) climbing
»two men getting wet near the golden gate bridge
»random man with his pants off
»hotel room shenanigans and green pool
»waking up the children for the start of a long trip
»man swimming at hotel pool at 5 in the morning
»blow-drying of shoes
»I hops stop + story of the truckstop guzzler
»hard hitting questions (card form)
»a whole lot of extreme close ups of the side of jordan's face as well as aleks' and james' reactions to whatever
»a winking tree
»a yellow bench
»cut-out-display-thingy shenanigans
»strange man who they believe is going to shank them
»a car turning left at a no left turn road
»man eating corn on the cob at the side of the road/someone's yard (?)
»telephone posts sticking out of the ground
»big-rat-possum-meerkat creatures
»rock throwning contest (kind of)
»an animal(?) carcass on a stick being carried by aleks who is chasing james and jordan with it
»a convoy of pretty serious looking trucks
»brown (lots of it)
»much windmills (spinning together in unison)
»the home depot
»dare-devil driving
»giant hills of sand
»a bunch of ants
»some pretty fear-filled faces
»a wheel that sunk in the sand
»dan's cavity
»esplorin'
»a pile of brown (poop?)
»expressions of fatigue and defeat
God bless you noticed Dan's cavity too
should also restate the real huge dick hahha
i really hope you guys try this again this year!!
They're doing it right now!
Mac Ghoul Liar... :P
I was actually crying for the first half of the video
Rip 15 Frames per Second
Doggy Rampage yeah but as hello to 60 frames per second
Just started watching all of these as E3 is finally over and it's actually incredibly interesting! Also, one day I will go to E3 rather than constantly going to the smaller Eurogamer.. IT IS MY DREAM!
You know.. is it weird i wanna go through this with someone? being stuck in the fuckin middle of no where?
I think you are meant to say in the middle of but fuck nowhere 😂
Chris martin buttfuck* nowhere.
+Patrick Liveset bufu egypt*
Goggles Tigerkhan why would i be in egypt. you do know thats not egypt right. egypt is nowhere and i mean NO. WHERE. near where they were. I mean to say butt fuck nowhere. it basically means to be lost in the middle of nowhere.
Patrick Liveset ssohpkc uses "bufu egypt" in the same context, and it means the exact same thing.
but of course you don't know that. you seem like the kind who takes things more literally than i do, so ol' sarcastic seamus is probably the bane of your existence.
awwww whenever aleks stopped to walk next to james :3 that's adorable
18:02 Is Aleks a fucking wizard?
OMG.. I JUST SEEN IT LOL
Would explain how he got the money to buy all those damn CS:GO cases...
You're a wizard Aleks
I love how even though he's accepted his fate, James is always smiling
About 2 weeks ago I saw The Hills Have Eyes, and that's all I could think of
These videos are actually so funny 😂😂
*James zooming in on Aleks*
"Oh my god what the fuCk"
This is a good setup for lost tapes
"now we're pushing our way to our fucking destination"
Its funny watching them freak out because Ive been camping out in that same desert my whole life so Im so used to it but its so new and scary to them lol
Yo this was pretty spooky
Ye it really made me uncomfortable
Ive never seen kootra laugh so hard.Lol love these vids.
They could have built James' Desert Rose out there
Happy one year! :D Now there on an even greater road trip with more adventures!
Hahaha chevy runs deep... INTO THE FUCKING SAND!
odd future
This is probably the funniest video I've ever watched! XD
8:52
I remember hearing about this on GMM!
These videos always make me smile xD
You know who would've made it to the tunnel?
Ugly Carl.
That joke is still funny guys right? ;~;
You know who would of made it to the tunnel though?
Oscar
Razza Clarke You know who couldn't make it to the tunnel?
The Creatures
This is like a bad family vacation with Dan and Koots as the parents and James and Aleks as the two kids.
Isn't this how horror movies begin, xD
Hills have eyes 3
Jordan dying laughing is the greatest thing ever
this is why they made 4 wheel drive
They asked for one, but the dealer screwed them over.
They got 3 wheel drive
grunt21onrobo is that even a drive ?
SeedNoctis i know i was just stating a fact for my brother who like why are they stuck
I really hope that you guys try this again next year!! :))))
Well, you always have next year! So maybe then you could get a 4 wheel-drive and plan it a little better!
Maybe the next Creatures go camping!
They have gone camping on a creature teacher but another would be fun
Hooray for a positive attitude! :D Personally I'm enjoying this series greatly even though they're fucking it all up. x3
I love these myself, this is pure quality footage of them goofing around! :D
"WHAT THE FUCK COMES NEXT JORDAN??"
Wakes up in a cold sweat 7 years later
I can't believed you skipped the Neverland ranch