the way you have, over time, changed your tune from just being a 'how to beat' type of channel into your own tune, based on your sarcasm and style of humor, has made your channel completely unique and i appreciate that you have grown more and more comfortable with it as you've gone on. As a long time fan, I'm proud of your progress. Keep it up my guy, and thanks for the amazing content!
Maybe feeding him is what is turning him into a Vamp, and if he just went through the withdrawal process, he'd be cured. But the more addicted to blood he becomes, the les likely he'll be able to get past his addiction... and the more likely he'll die from the withdrawal process
Not even that, bonus weakness to non-human blood. Like typical vampires can still eat normal food and such and most mythologies have them able to live on animal blood (just mentioning it tastes worse than human). Heck foaming at the mouth seems like something consuming holy water or some garlic sauce, not simply the wrong kind of blood. And the feeding frequency? Naw what is this bullshit? Terrible movie.
There are always two easy solutions to surviving. Don't go there and leave immediately if you're already there, or tell someone even if it makes you sound crazy.
Well you can tell it in the way it doesn't. For example, you don't tell "my son is a vampire". You just say that you need him checked, since something weird is going on with him, as in he developed unhealthy interest to blood, and you think it can be due to dog bite, or its something mental, and you very concerned, so you want him checked mental and physically, and while he there they will see this s* going on and at least wouldn't look at you as a crazy person
@@bohdand3318 yeah, ¨my son drank blood (due to mental confusion) and it helped (due to ???)¨ isn't that hard a sell. i mean, this is clearly supernatural (i.e. it has to be human blood) but it's not unthinkable medically that he has some super unique condition where some very specific property of human blood is what's helping him out - or even that it's all psychosomatic and he just got cravings (which is a known thing).
That mom learned no lessons. She only protected her daughter in the end. If her son was attacking anyone else she would've let it happen. She was selfish. Stupid and evil.
Fun thing: There's an actual condition that causes symptoms like Vampirism. Actually a fair few, though I cant remember the names There's a condition that can cause people to believe they're dead A fair few that cause sunlight sensitivity And there's even a couple that give cravings for various strange things, which can include blood in some cases
oh! That first is Cotards Delusion. I'm not sure about the second (aside from Albinoism), but I'm pretty sure doctors have associated drinking/craving blood with an iron (or anemia) deficiency.
Porphyria. Causes sunlight sensitivity, even burning in sunlight. Causes the gums to recede, making the teeth look longer and sharper. It's a blood disorder focused on Heme in the blood. Blood transfusions, or even drinking healthy blood, can help with the disorder
¨Cotard's syndrome is a rare neuropsychiatric condition in which the patient denies existence of one's own body to the extent of delusions of immortality.¨
I have one of them. Lupus, with hyperphotosensitivity. My skin breaks out in horrible lesions from sun exposure, even indoors through a window. I have to use broad-spectrum suncream SPF 100, a hat, strong sunglasses, clothing that covers me. I require regular blood transfusions &/or iron infusions, due to the chronic anemia lupus causes. Fatigue makes me sleep through the day a lot, while insomnia kicks my arse keeping me awake at night.
Yeah blood is valuable but it does expire, the blood cells are only viable for a limited amount of time. Just become bff's with a lab tech in the blood bank and have them shift the regularly expiring samples your way.
Reminds me of I-Zombie wherein Liv, needing brains as a zombie, started working at the morgue in their PD so she could eat the brains there after autopsies lol.
i'm trying to understand what the real threat is. unless I missed the part where he has vampire powers he is literally no more dangerous than a normal 12-year-old. they should have just locked him up and said he went crazy until they could prove his condition. i guess the point is that the mom is the real monster because she was actually taking the blood from people or something.
Pretty sure he *was* starting to get powers like night vision at the end of the ordeal byeah no super strength or anything like that that would make it actually difficult
@ well yeah that’s the whole plot. The point is if it was a fight between an average person whose aware the kid is a vampire and the kid. The kid’s greatest advantage is everyone and his mom just thinks he’s a kid
I had the same thought. She should've told someone, but doesn't. Obviously, the doctors wouldn't think vampire, but it's not uncommon for someone to want blood in order to stay alive. I've heard of cases like this.
My Grandaddy was supposed to have a pigs heart valve transplanted to his heart. He declined because, and I quote, "I don't want your MamMaw to get home from work to find me rootin' around in the mud." 10 years, 2 more heart attacks, and 3 strokes later, it was pneumonia that took him from us.
I love the scene where she is driving Helen. You see on either sides of the road, a healthy field and a decrepit dark field. Her driving between the 2 is almost a representation that she's been towing the line this whole time in what she's been willing to do in order to protect her son. The grass from the road into the dark decrepit field has tracks accross it almost as if to foreshadow that she's going to cross the line into some dark shit. Low and behold, she follows up the scene by sedating Helen and kidnapping her. I'm not one to often dissect movies to that degree, but that bit spoke to me. I am a fan on the cinematography here.
Fun fact: in the 80's in my hospital (st antoine Paris) we used to hook patient on the waiting list for liver tranpslant with pigs. The pigs were alive (anesthesied) under the beds and there was a continuous blood transfer going on between the patient and the pig. Pig's blood isn't incompatible with humans, which allowed this to work and have the pig's liver work as a surrogate liver for the patient while waiting for transplantation. It saved a few lives but was stopped due to costs, returns, hygiene issues etc... Still fun memories to retell. ^^
@@joeschmoe3815 Liver functions are so diverse and complex that we can't reproduce it artificially. Even nowadays, the best dialysis or diachysis, MARS, prometheus and co; can't fully do the job as well as those pigs were.
Man, studying to be a respiratory therapist has ruined movie hospitals for me. That bag masking technique at 3:24 was the most useless thing I’ve ever seen. 😂
You're Next, Erin makes a few mistakes but overall is one of the most logical final girls ever shown on a big screen. Also Cabin in the Woods, the stoner is at least pretty smart in that one. Lots of good satire.
NGL I truly thought this movie was gonna end with Owen popping off head like cheap champagne. But as it turns out mom was the one trying to call in the care package. Well played
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Big plot hole as a nurse at a decent hospital has any access to blood or blood products. She would have to go to the blood bank in the lab where it is stored and then there is a whole protocol for getting blood signed out and sent anywhere in the hospital.
To be fair, it was basically addressed in the movie that she had comically easy access to blood in the hospital and the hospital immediately took measures once they noticed. So more like the hospital didn't do what it was supposed to be doing with shoddy paperwork until someone actually stole blood and shit.
This is exactly the sort of horror movie that gets so so close to being something I'd like, but is so dependent on a *smart person acting consistently stupid* to work that I can't enjoy it.
@@scragar It's not as common now, but that used to be pretty common in most of europe. Either butcher shops or town meat exhibitions. People would sell blood and often just bake it right there for people to eat.
I wonder what was in the tree in the first place. And I absolutely adore the use of mud around it, simply because people tend to underestimate how dangerous deep mud gets.
“I’m not a doctor. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty much the opposite” Yeah, bro. You’re seriously like the spokesperson for American Unhealthcare with all the firearm and explosive knowledge you have and advocate in many situations!
America is the number one destination for medical tourism in the world. People leave their own deteriorating countries medical systems to come to the US for the best care.
@@Quincy_Morris it was a joke lol. I love the medical service I get in america. It’s why I pay what I do for insurance (though it’s the insurance companies fcking everything up with all the BS they do).
I'm not a mother myself, and I know there are some real nutjobs even among the medical profession...but I do not believe for a single second that 99,9 % of mothers would act like this. Even in the US, where medical treatment is incredibly costly! Your dog was the first one to get infected, therefore the source of this infection is still out there somewhere. Every normal adult - no matter how much you are in sorrow about your child - would alarm the CDC about this, to avoid an epidemic breaking out. Furthermore, even if my kid would spend years or even decades in a laboratory, I would leave him up to this fate rather than never get any chance of healing him, and additionally put everyone else in danger! But yeah, that's the way the world goes, huh? Such things always happen to people with absolutely no compassion for non-family-members, no sense of responsibility whatsoever, paired with no common sense or foresightedness! 🤷♀️
Nah thats just typical horror movie writing. They have to make the characters dumb enough so the killer/monster can easily prey on them, instead of giving them common sense and making the antagonist smart or good at hunting kinda dumb when you think about it but eh we literally got a Winnie the Pooh horror movie so I’m not totally surprised
@@leoultimaupgraded9914 Yeah you are right. Unlogical behaviour is vital to a huge number of horror movies. Sadly, they wouldn't even work without it. But some are just too much, IMO. "Winnie the Pooh and the bystanders" indeed is a good example for this. It was a really dark chapter in horror movie history - and not in a good way...🙄
@@heuzame6198 Of course they would - as long as He doesn't attack his mom. Which he surely wouldn't, because a lab could easily feed him with blood samples or donations.
Dunno. If the pandemic taught me anything, then that people don't trust/believe the CDC or any doctor, that they don't believe in sicknesses and treating them beyond prayer, and that people are complete and utter sociopaths who don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and their immediate family. So... dunno, seems realistic.
Actually, the best way to control a dog is grab them by the neck and pick them up off the ground. Most dogs are light enough. Most humans can do that . Trust me I’ve been there done that. By necessity as I was getting attacked, dogs have more control when all 4 feet are on the ground. Once you get them off their balance they’re done.
@@TigerWarrior78He don't have it at the time I posted this 3 MONTHS AGO. And I'm glad he went back and updated the video descriptions. He deserves to be paid for these. And FYI, I'm one of his high tier patrions.
As a jiujitsu nerd strangling anything by pressing your forearm into the windpipe is inefficient. The sides of the neck are where you apply pressure. Trying to choke the dog inefficiently will likely get you bitten as well.
Hey I just was thinking… Don’t morgues drain the blood from corpses? It’s definitely illegal but also harmless and it’s still human blood even if it’s not warm. The mom is a nurse… can’t she just switch careers or get connections to a morgue.
Here's a crazy idea that would solve all the problems with very little effort (and potentially tremendous rewards): wait til the kid starts getting hangry, ensure that he becomes a bit desperate, then turn him loose inside a police station. You know the kid will go after anyone inside that isn't you (at least while he has some shred of his humanity remaining) and that police are often the most valued, constantly armed, witnesses in courtrooms. When "Lil Impaler" attacks/bites a cop, they'll open up on him. That ends the kid problem. Plus, these "awful tyrannical bastards" just handed you a "wrongful death; pain & suffering" and 20+ other abuse of power and excessive force lawsuits after they deuced your precious little demon-child into Hershel Walker's "anti-demon-baby" campaign ad. Oh, stop your bitching. It's cops that killed the kid, not you. And none of the cops will face any legal action when the court reviews the evidence footage where ol' Donny Thornberry was trying to shotgun femoral arteries like a newly single 17 year old girl at a frat party... So the Vamp gets dropped, your hands are clean, and you can just hire some billboard Better Call Saul lawyer to get a $50+ Million restitution/settlement check. To me, that's a whole shitload of "win" for a ton of people at the cost of one bloodsucking little shit that would _literally_ drink your entire family under the table...
@@joeschmoe3815 my thought exactly. Its a terrible idea for the very same reason its a good idea. You'll be left with blood sucking cops who can kill and cover it up, if they do get caught its likely they'll just be transfered to another location spreading the illness.
@@joeschmoe3815 mother was giving him direct access to her blood from the body and she didnt turn, although i dont think he sank his teeth into her flesh, just sucking the blood stream from the wound, he's either the shittiest vampire in the history, didnt evolve yet or w.e. or its transmited differently.
I haven't finished the video yet but I couldn't help but make a comment maybe Helen could try to convince the doctors that he has some sort of physical form of mad King's disease I believe that the name of the psychological condition where someone needs to drink blood even if they couldn't convince them he's a vampire
There is no point to keep him alive because he’s a threat to society and the amount the he would need to drink would soon become a large as tanker truck
how to beat it ? ez when you found the child become something like a vampire then end his life = game beat but well its not like that, the best option here are: 1. talk with the entire family including the father 2. decide what to do, if they afraid for the kid to become a lab rat then the parents will become murderer just to harvest blood but in the end if they find out the kid is dangerous enough to the point he will kill just for blood they will obviously end his life since sending him to the hospital and to explain everything is a problem, police might connect the missing people to them. The other option is to tell the doctors but if doctors can't do something about it obviously scientist will be involved and if they can't find a cure and if they judge the child is a dangerous being since there's a very high potential he can infect other people then this scientist will end up killing the child.
Something interesting about the scientific part of drinking blood, is that vampires are directly getting nutrients from the blood, so glucose or other nutrients that the blood has. By a logical stand point the higher the nutrient density the better the meal for a vampire. But what never makes sense to me is why some vampires can't eat real food. Why this doesn't make sense because food should he more nutrient packed than blood and therefore be better for the vampires. Even vampire bats in real life are capable of eating fruits and insects. So unless the vampires have lost the capability to digest food, it doesn't make sense that vampires can't eat real food.
i mean science won't make sense when applying it to a thing heavily rooted in magic and folklore like a vampire. a vampire drinking blood has less to do with getting physical nutrients and more with consuming life force. but people think its quirky to scientifically rationalize it for some reason when you should just enjoy the ride.
Vampires are supernatural. They drink blood because it represents life, they're draining life from their victims to keep themselves alive despite being dead. A lot of mythological creatures are symbolic like that, scientific explanations just don't work.
Oh fuck yes, a scene from Mr. Right, the movie that made me fall in love with both Sam Rockwell and Anna Kendrick. It's an odd one, but their chemistry is just superb in it, and as I said, it's the role that made me come to understand that Rockwell is a masterful actor, as evidenced by him playing absolute shithead and intellectual property thief, Justin Hammer, in Iron Man 2. If you can effectively convince me to hate your character while simultaneously being a lovable actor, then you win in my book. Like, he was more iconic of the movie than Mickey Rourke who was the actual villain, Hammer was just a shithead trying to steal Tony's gear for profit.
These just keep getting better and funnier lmao. BTW, what's up with that "How to beat" channel? He's doing the same type of videos, and the exact same style of thumbnails and titles too. His vids aren't that good, they're somewhat dry and soulless, tho he does put out a lot more of them. Any affiliation? Or is the guy just ripping you off lol
"I've succumb to the evil within stare." I had to bring this video back into focus with that line. That is 100% a Ruvik level stare which translate to "Shoot'em! Shoot'em now!"
No issue to get pig blood In Germany either. Some people still make their own blood sausages, and butchers usually don't use all of it anyway. Win for both
There's something special about horror movies where the protagonist is so stupid that you end up hoping they die at some point. Like, I can cheer on a hopeful idiot, but when they're actively shooting themselves in the foot at every step, I just want em off the screen sooner.
I like how over time he's gone from simply telling the hero of the movie how to survive to actively telling everyone how stupid they are.
One of the first videos I saw from him was how to beat will Smith in I am legend
My first video was "how to beat the thing in the thing."
Killer camera in Polaroid vid
I actually found him through a video on indoor farms first 😅
@@xuexxiong That is one of my favorites, ngl
I would love to see a horror movie where the characters are actually smart and still lose. That’s terrifying.
Higurashi. I believe that’s what you are looking for.
You're Next. It's not explicit but I would say Erin is legally boned even if she's alive.
@@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 nah Erin would probably be fine by skipping town
That’s called cosmic horror. It doesn’t matter how smart you are when you’re fighting gods.
Any movie that involves fight strong ass entities
the way you have, over time, changed your tune from just being a 'how to beat' type of channel into your own tune, based on your sarcasm and style of humor, has made your channel completely unique and i appreciate that you have grown more and more comfortable with it as you've gone on. As a long time fan, I'm proud of your progress. Keep it up my guy, and thanks for the amazing content!
I been saying the same thing. When u was seeing the changes in tone and he is now on this on. I love it.. its different and funny as hell
Agreed, I love this channel. This was my favorite episode in a few weeks
Seriously. Made watching the How to Beat channel much more boring.
Maybe feeding him is what is turning him into a Vamp, and if he just went through the withdrawal process, he'd be cured. But the more addicted to blood he becomes, the les likely he'll be able to get past his addiction... and the more likely he'll die from the withdrawal process
That’s not a bad theory, it is pretty similar to drugs in that sense. Then again it could also result in death by starvation 🤷♂️
Imagine just having the craving for blood but none of the powers a vampire should have lol
worst of all worlds
he got night vision still sucked though
Literal worst nightmare
reminds me of the "Vampire Support Group."
Not even that, bonus weakness to non-human blood. Like typical vampires can still eat normal food and such and most mythologies have them able to live on animal blood (just mentioning it tastes worse than human). Heck foaming at the mouth seems like something consuming holy water or some garlic sauce, not simply the wrong kind of blood. And the feeding frequency? Naw what is this bullshit? Terrible movie.
There are always two easy solutions to surviving. Don't go there and leave immediately if you're already there, or tell someone even if it makes you sound crazy.
Well you can tell it in the way it doesn't. For example, you don't tell "my son is a vampire". You just say that you need him checked, since something weird is going on with him, as in he developed unhealthy interest to blood, and you think it can be due to dog bite, or its something mental, and you very concerned, so you want him checked mental and physically, and while he there they will see this s* going on and at least wouldn't look at you as a crazy person
Final Destination, Happy Death Day, and It Follows wouldn't really be solved with this, though.
@@bohdand3318 yeah, ¨my son drank blood (due to mental confusion) and it helped (due to ???)¨ isn't that hard a sell. i mean, this is clearly supernatural (i.e. it has to be human blood) but it's not unthinkable medically that he has some super unique condition where some very specific property of human blood is what's helping him out - or even that it's all psychosomatic and he just got cravings (which is a known thing).
@@baintreachas As someone who knew a women who gained a like to the smell of Racoon piss, I wouldn't say it's too far out of the realm of imagination
So relatable, I hate it when evil tree turns my family member into a vampire, it's just such a bore to deal with!
I know right?!?!?!
Such an annoyance, always trying to bite me
Preach
Don't you mean it is "such arbor to deal with"?
Yeah it happened to Kyle last night, had to take him round back and stake him
“Blood is thicker than water, and apparently best served warm” 😂😂😂
That mom learned no lessons. She only protected her daughter in the end. If her son was attacking anyone else she would've let it happen. She was selfish. Stupid and evil.
Fun thing:
There's an actual condition that causes symptoms like Vampirism.
Actually a fair few, though I cant remember the names
There's a condition that can cause people to believe they're dead
A fair few that cause sunlight sensitivity
And there's even a couple that give cravings for various strange things, which can include blood in some cases
oh! That first is Cotards Delusion. I'm not sure about the second (aside from Albinoism), but I'm pretty sure doctors have associated drinking/craving blood with an iron (or anemia) deficiency.
Porphyria. Causes sunlight sensitivity, even burning in sunlight. Causes the gums to recede, making the teeth look longer and sharper. It's a blood disorder focused on Heme in the blood. Blood transfusions, or even drinking healthy blood, can help with the disorder
iron deficiency was also a reason for vampirism
¨Cotard's syndrome is a rare neuropsychiatric condition in which the patient denies existence of one's own body to the extent of delusions of immortality.¨
I have one of them. Lupus, with hyperphotosensitivity.
My skin breaks out in horrible lesions from sun exposure, even indoors through a window. I have to use broad-spectrum suncream SPF 100, a hat, strong sunglasses, clothing that covers me.
I require regular blood transfusions &/or iron infusions, due to the chronic anemia lupus causes.
Fatigue makes me sleep through the day a lot, while insomnia kicks my arse keeping me awake at night.
Yeah blood is valuable but it does expire, the blood cells are only viable for a limited amount of time. Just become bff's with a lab tech in the blood bank and have them shift the regularly expiring samples your way.
The little sucker probably is so lame that he can't ingest that without the same outcome as with the animal blood.
Reminds me of I-Zombie wherein Liv, needing brains as a zombie, started working at the morgue in their PD so she could eat the brains there after autopsies lol.
i'm trying to understand what the real threat is. unless I missed the part where he has vampire powers he is literally no more dangerous than a normal 12-year-old. they should have just locked him up and said he went crazy until they could prove his condition. i guess the point is that the mom is the real monster because she was actually taking the blood from people or something.
Pretty sure he *was* starting to get powers like night vision at the end of the ordeal byeah no super strength or anything like that that would make it actually difficult
The threat was the mother, being blinded by being a mother, doing all kinds of crazy shit to get her stupid kid fed, yes.
@ well yeah that’s the whole plot. The point is if it was a fight between an average person whose aware the kid is a vampire and the kid. The kid’s greatest advantage is everyone and his mom just thinks he’s a kid
As intriguing as the movie Was, I stopped watching shortly after the NURSE mother didn’t tell the docs about his blood lust. Like cmon lady.
I've met quite a few nurses that are dumber than a bag of hammers.
I had the same thought. She should've told someone, but doesn't. Obviously, the doctors wouldn't think vampire, but it's not uncommon for someone to want blood in order to stay alive. I've heard of cases like this.
My Grandaddy was supposed to have a pigs heart valve transplanted to his heart. He declined because, and I quote, "I don't want your MamMaw to get home from work to find me rootin' around in the mud."
10 years, 2 more heart attacks, and 3 strokes later, it was pneumonia that took him from us.
Your granddad sounds like a funny person
Rip hope you doing good
Oh I’m sorry for your loss my grandma had a cow heart implanted and she’s doing great
I love the scene where she is driving Helen. You see on either sides of the road, a healthy field and a decrepit dark field. Her driving between the 2 is almost a representation that she's been towing the line this whole time in what she's been willing to do in order to protect her son.
The grass from the road into the dark decrepit field has tracks accross it almost as if to foreshadow that she's going to cross the line into some dark shit. Low and behold, she follows up the scene by sedating Helen and kidnapping her.
I'm not one to often dissect movies to that degree, but that bit spoke to me. I am a fan on the cinematography here.
Fun fact: in the 80's in my hospital (st antoine Paris) we used to hook patient on the waiting list for liver tranpslant with pigs.
The pigs were alive (anesthesied) under the beds and there was a continuous blood transfer going on between the patient and the pig.
Pig's blood isn't incompatible with humans, which allowed this to work and have the pig's liver work as a surrogate liver for the patient while waiting for transplantation.
It saved a few lives but was stopped due to costs, returns, hygiene issues etc... Still fun memories to retell. ^^
That's pretty clever actually. Outsourcing biochemical pathways to a compatible organism....in real time. I dig it. Thanks for sharing that story.
@@joeschmoe3815 Liver functions are so diverse and complex that we can't reproduce it artificially.
Even nowadays, the best dialysis or diachysis, MARS, prometheus and co; can't fully do the job as well as those pigs were.
Man, studying to be a respiratory therapist has ruined movie hospitals for me. That bag masking technique at 3:24 was the most useless thing I’ve ever seen. 😂
This! ❤😂
When can we get some horror movie characters that don't have the intelligence of some one who just huffed paint thinner and can make logical decisions
The Void was pretty good
You're Next, Erin makes a few mistakes but overall is one of the most logical final girls ever shown on a big screen. Also Cabin in the Woods, the stoner is at least pretty smart in that one. Lots of good satire.
as a blood bank tech the nurse straight up grabbing the blood out of the fridge is wild 💀
Honestly a Hospital drama about trying to cure vampirism sounds like an amazing movie or show concept
I love how you talk about how stupid these people,in these movies are sometimes
The most unrealistic thing a movie can do is have everyone always make wise decisions.
@@Quincy_Morris yep
These videos give me confidence in surviving the un-survivable(?). Keep up the good work, mate!
Just give him some Monster energy, boom his heart goes.
You content is really good and your pumping these out weekly good stuff man
Sees the dogs eyes
*whistles the goosebumps theme song*
I'm honestly more upset that the mother survived, she at least should be in prison. Don't feel the least bit sorry for her. Horrible.
NGL I truly thought this movie was gonna end with Owen popping off head like cheap champagne. But as it turns out mom was the one trying to call in the care package. Well played
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Big plot hole as a nurse at a decent hospital has any access to blood or blood products. She would have to go to the blood bank in the lab where it is stored and then there is a whole protocol for getting blood signed out and sent anywhere in the hospital.
To be fair, it was basically addressed in the movie that she had comically easy access to blood in the hospital and the hospital immediately took measures once they noticed. So more like the hospital didn't do what it was supposed to be doing with shoddy paperwork until someone actually stole blood and shit.
This is exactly the sort of horror movie that gets so so close to being something I'd like, but is so dependent on a *smart person acting consistently stupid* to work that I can't enjoy it.
Laughs in German. We have literal blood sausage. Germany is safe from Vampires. Just go to a supermarket and buy tons of blood sausage
Butchers or asian super markets also sometimes sell pig blood so it'll still be liquid.
@@scragar It's not as common now, but that used to be pretty common in most of europe. Either butcher shops or town meat exhibitions. People would sell blood and often just bake it right there for people to eat.
I love blood sausage, we have it in Hungary also
@@kommisaryeltsin2781you guys are probably are hungry all the time 😂
But is it human blood sausage?
I wonder what was in the tree in the first place. And I absolutely adore the use of mud around it, simply because people tend to underestimate how dangerous deep mud gets.
“I’m not a doctor. As a matter of fact, I’m pretty much the opposite”
Yeah, bro. You’re seriously like the spokesperson for American Unhealthcare with all the firearm and explosive knowledge you have and advocate in many situations!
I don't know, with the staggering number of people killed by doctors every year it kinda feels like they are in the same lane to me.
America is the number one destination for medical tourism in the world. People leave their own deteriorating countries medical systems to come to the US for the best care.
@@Quincy_Morris it was a joke lol. I love the medical service I get in america. It’s why I pay what I do for insurance (though it’s the insurance companies fcking everything up with all the BS they do).
@@dr.bright3081 Doctor bright. You are not a doctor. And you are not allowed anywhere chainsaws. Altough, i do wonder what SCP this is...
@@mehalmensk3487 What are you talking about?
I'm not a mother myself, and I know there are some real nutjobs even among the medical profession...but I do not believe for a single second that 99,9 % of mothers would act like this. Even in the US, where medical treatment is incredibly costly!
Your dog was the first one to get infected, therefore the source of this infection is still out there somewhere. Every normal adult - no matter how much you are in sorrow about your child - would alarm the CDC about this, to avoid an epidemic breaking out. Furthermore, even if my kid would spend years or even decades in a laboratory, I would leave him up to this fate rather than never get any chance of healing him, and additionally put everyone else in danger!
But yeah, that's the way the world goes, huh? Such things always happen to people with absolutely no compassion for non-family-members, no sense of responsibility whatsoever, paired with no common sense or foresightedness! 🤷♀️
Nah thats just typical horror movie writing. They have to make the characters dumb enough so the killer/monster can easily prey on them, instead of giving them common sense and making the antagonist smart or good at hunting
kinda dumb when you think about it but eh we literally got a Winnie the Pooh horror movie so I’m not totally surprised
You still can pay him a visit while he's in the laboratory. I'm pretty sure they will let you in.
@@leoultimaupgraded9914 Yeah you are right. Unlogical behaviour is vital to a huge number of horror movies. Sadly, they wouldn't even work without it. But some are just too much, IMO.
"Winnie the Pooh and the bystanders" indeed is a good example for this. It was a really dark chapter in horror movie history - and not in a good way...🙄
@@heuzame6198 Of course they would - as long as He doesn't attack his mom. Which he surely wouldn't, because a lab could easily feed him with blood samples or donations.
Dunno. If the pandemic taught me anything, then that people don't trust/believe the CDC or any doctor, that they don't believe in sicknesses and treating them beyond prayer, and that people are complete and utter sociopaths who don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves and their immediate family. So... dunno, seems realistic.
Actually, the best way to control a dog is grab them by the neck and pick them up off the ground. Most dogs are light enough. Most humans can do that . Trust me I’ve been there done that. By necessity as I was getting attacked, dogs have more control when all 4 feet are on the ground. Once you get them off their balance they’re done.
My question is that why didn't the mom try using deer blood, or any other animal blood for that matter?
Ummm like that rabbit that she drowned?
she does it doesn't work
when someone comments without finishing the video....
@@mom.left.me.at.michaels9951 S/he probably meant any other animal blood beside rabbit
😂😂 the level of sarcasm is genius lol. Love the witty commentary 😅
Dude great job making these videos, I love them yeah!!!
More of this. Directly into my veins lol. If you ever did a patreon, I would definitely sign up.
He has a patreon, its in the description
@@TigerWarrior78He don't have it at the time I posted this 3 MONTHS AGO. And I'm glad he went back and updated the video descriptions. He deserves to be paid for these. And FYI, I'm one of his high tier patrions.
Love the Jim Can't Swim shout out.
Good luck feeding this kid.
3:15 "I'm not a doctor. I'm pretty much the opposite of one" bro's out there just getting people sick
I know my mother would let the proper authorities know that I have a thirst for human blood the first time she saw me drink it😂😂😂😂
Seems logical
"hey Joe, how's your son?" "Oh you know, tom. Ripping into peoples necks for blood. The usual. Boys will be boys after all." "Hahahaha" "hahahaha'
I like how the director/writer of this movie acts like she isn’t a terrible person who shouldn’t go to prison for torturing and killing an old lady
To all wannabe vampires. Butcher shops will just straight up sell you blood.
Asian markets will as well, as a lot of Asian recipes use it. There's also blood powder, which is used in UK recipes
2:47 "She is betting a whole lot on the DPS of a cheap piece of garbage"
That cracked me up so hard.
Gotta love the Vampires Suck clips. Just rewatched it last night too 😂
Not the fuckin liver king reference 😂😂😂
Solid work as always nerd
So do we know why the tree makes people into vampires?
It's not a very nice tree
The water dish DPS comment had me :)
That scene with pippen in the beginning reminded me of the goosebumps theme
How to Beat the Graboids from the first Tremors movie please
As a jiujitsu nerd strangling anything by pressing your forearm into the windpipe is inefficient. The sides of the neck are where you apply pressure. Trying to choke the dog inefficiently will likely get you bitten as well.
This is like the origin story of vampires in Daybreakers o.o
moral of the story "blood is thicker than water and apparantely best served warm" 💀💀💀💀💀💀
Dammit I completely forgot that this movie even came out I hope that it is still in movie theaters
Thus was in theaters?
Another cool movie again bro
Hey I just was thinking… Don’t morgues drain the blood from corpses? It’s definitely illegal but also harmless and it’s still human blood even if it’s not warm. The mom is a nurse… can’t she just switch careers or get connections to a morgue.
I got here as fast as I could!
Here's a crazy idea that would solve all the problems with very little effort (and potentially tremendous rewards): wait til the kid starts getting hangry, ensure that he becomes a bit desperate, then turn him loose inside a police station.
You know the kid will go after anyone inside that isn't you (at least while he has some shred of his humanity remaining) and that police are often the most valued, constantly armed, witnesses in courtrooms. When "Lil Impaler" attacks/bites a cop, they'll open up on him. That ends the kid problem. Plus, these "awful tyrannical bastards" just handed you a "wrongful death; pain & suffering" and 20+ other abuse of power and excessive force lawsuits after they deuced your precious little demon-child into Hershel Walker's "anti-demon-baby" campaign ad.
Oh, stop your bitching. It's cops that killed the kid, not you. And none of the cops will face any legal action when the court reviews the evidence footage where ol' Donny Thornberry was trying to shotgun femoral arteries like a newly single 17 year old girl at a frat party... So the Vamp gets dropped, your hands are clean, and you can just hire some billboard Better Call Saul lawyer to get a $50+ Million restitution/settlement check. To me, that's a whole shitload of "win" for a ton of people at the cost of one bloodsucking little shit that would _literally_ drink your entire family under the table...
Wouldn't that lead to vampiric cops?
@@joeschmoe3815 my thought exactly. Its a terrible idea for the very same reason its a good idea. You'll be left with blood sucking cops who can kill and cover it up, if they do get caught its likely they'll just be transfered to another location spreading the illness.
Same method works on lots of monsters lol like it follows
@@joeschmoe3815 mother was giving him direct access to her blood from the body and she didnt turn, although i dont think he sank his teeth into her flesh, just sucking the blood stream from the wound, he's either the shittiest vampire in the history, didnt evolve yet or w.e. or its transmited differently.
@@ChoJun69 I posted this comment before I finished the video. On the other hand, he was infected by the dog through a bite wound???
Movie logic
Your best vid so far, no doubt
The Nerd is great 💯 he really goes down town. He is truly my man 🤝🏼
dracula’s lost son
I always just sit through the whole video, waiting for the moral of the day.
Always having me in tears 😂
Another fire video as always
I haven't finished the video yet but I couldn't help but make a comment maybe Helen could try to convince the doctors that he has some sort of physical form of mad King's disease I believe that the name of the psychological condition where someone needs to drink blood even if they couldn't convince them he's a vampire
Kind of disappointed this wasn’t about the game Blood from 1997.
There is no point to keep him alive because he’s a threat to society and the amount the he would need to drink would soon become a large as tanker truck
Easily my favourite channel
how to beat it ? ez when you found the child become something like a vampire then end his life = game beat
but well its not like that, the best option here are:
1. talk with the entire family including the father
2. decide what to do, if they afraid for the kid to become a lab rat then the parents will become murderer just to harvest blood but in the end if they find out the kid is dangerous enough to the point he will kill just for blood they will obviously end his life since sending him to the hospital and to explain everything is a problem, police might connect the missing people to them.
The other option is to tell the doctors but if doctors can't do something about it obviously scientist will be involved and if they can't find a cure and if they judge the child is a dangerous being since there's a very high potential he can infect other people then this scientist will end up killing the child.
Time to call the inquisitors
Something interesting about the scientific part of drinking blood, is that vampires are directly getting nutrients from the blood, so glucose or other nutrients that the blood has. By a logical stand point the higher the nutrient density the better the meal for a vampire. But what never makes sense to me is why some vampires can't eat real food. Why this doesn't make sense because food should he more nutrient packed than blood and therefore be better for the vampires. Even vampire bats in real life are capable of eating fruits and insects. So unless the vampires have lost the capability to digest food, it doesn't make sense that vampires can't eat real food.
i mean science won't make sense when applying it to a thing heavily rooted in magic and folklore like a vampire. a vampire drinking blood has less to do with getting physical nutrients and more with consuming life force. but people think its quirky to scientifically rationalize it for some reason when you should just enjoy the ride.
Vampires are supernatural.
They drink blood because it represents life, they're draining life from their victims to keep themselves alive despite being dead.
A lot of mythological creatures are symbolic like that, scientific explanations just don't work.
Maybe they can’t take nutrients from real food and therefore can’t/won’t eat it
Also another could be be the body rejects anything except blood
Oh fuck yes, a scene from Mr. Right, the movie that made me fall in love with both Sam Rockwell and Anna Kendrick. It's an odd one, but their chemistry is just superb in it, and as I said, it's the role that made me come to understand that Rockwell is a masterful actor, as evidenced by him playing absolute shithead and intellectual property thief, Justin Hammer, in Iron Man 2. If you can effectively convince me to hate your character while simultaneously being a lovable actor, then you win in my book. Like, he was more iconic of the movie than Mickey Rourke who was the actual villain, Hammer was just a shithead trying to steal Tony's gear for profit.
"jesus dude, her, at least pick something that'll fill u up"
POV ME: I’m not keeping you child
Where is that stake stab clip from (the one with lots of blood in black and white)?
I think it's from Dracula: Dead and Loving It, but has been grayscaled.
i love the Jim Can’t Swim mention, didn’t know you watched his stuff too! both of you are a couple of my favorite creators 💖
This channel is amazing
The police didn’t have a warrant to search the home…come on.
This Mom and the Mom from the movie Bright Burn have equal intelligence 😂
Bro spent 30 seconds describing brutally eviscerating a dog LMAO
These just keep getting better and funnier lmao.
BTW, what's up with that "How to beat" channel? He's doing the same type of videos, and the exact same style of thumbnails and titles too. His vids aren't that good, they're somewhat dry and soulless, tho he does put out a lot more of them. Any affiliation? Or is the guy just ripping you off lol
i know its a movie but i feel so bad for the grandma :(
I love your how to beat!!!!
"I've succumb to the evil within stare." I had to bring this video back into focus with that line. That is 100% a Ruvik level stare which translate to "Shoot'em! Shoot'em now!"
Oh I’m pretty sure she directly caused that ladies death. Unintentional maybe, but she definitely directly caused it.
Damn son when do you find all of those shotty movies?
25:48-25:49 bro became a cat with that hiss ☠️💀
Nice video
You actually can buy animal blood. Many Asian countries use blood as a food substitute; I know this because some of my friends are Hmong.
No issue to get pig blood In Germany either. Some people still make their own blood sausages, and butchers usually don't use all of it anyway. Win for both
Reminds me of let the right one in
"i am not a doctor, in fact i am the opposite of one". soooo... do you hurt prople, then?
I love this channel haha
Since you used footage from Roar can you give us a HOW TO SURVIVE FILMING THE MOVIE ROAR
A sequel to Grace, ehh.
Hope your week is going well!
There's something special about horror movies where the protagonist is so stupid that you end up hoping they die at some point. Like, I can cheer on a hopeful idiot, but when they're actively shooting themselves in the foot at every step, I just want em off the screen sooner.