11:37 “it’s just you John.” John: *Rotates out of position for boost.* “are we good?” No. You weren’t. You were warned that you were the only one back.
@SB Husky Check again, the car on the old logo does not have a spoiler and have both the "flashlights" (like jon called them) near the hood on the car. The SARPBC octane has lights on top of the car while the car on the logo has not.
I like how Jon acts like he's against the car and everything, but as soon as the DLC came out he probably was sitting at his chair yelling how awesome it was.
There was a car driving MMO called Auto Assault. It was a great game! but it got shut down like 10 years ago. It had all the stuff you guys talked about: driving around getting quests, upgrading your car and weapons, chasing around and shooting the bad cars.
There's an adventure game where you're a car and it even has a soccer mode on the PS2. It's called Road Trip and it was decently fun from what I remember
Jon's 3v3 strat as last man on defense is 1.) Leave net entirely undefended 2.) Go directly for corner boost 3.) How's that my fault Jon the legend Sandman ladies and gentlemen get your GC today!
16:00 Rizzo had a mental breakdown
Mad Rizzo is the best Rizzo.... :)
BOOOOOST AND BUUUUUMMP
WRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Darklord “RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE”********
Rizzo has literally became the fusion of Jon and Sizz.
REEEEEEEE
Are we sure we aren't watching from Jon's POV? ;) Merry Christmas Rizzo
Dr Nought im the big 100 yeet
16:08 when you’re auditioning for a local death metal band
RRRREEEEEEEEEE
so truuuuue
NeatMike: "People that use Zippy's are always 12 years old."
how do you remember a quote from mike his last rocket-league video was 20 years ago
Stormi i remember that video
SlayconGaming you r sooo cool
Hammer thanks!
Hammer that's so nice! Keep yourself safe. XD
This shit, the Las game literally was the most entertaining thing I have seen I rocket league in atleast a year.
At 22:20 I laughed so hard my stomach hurts. I'm literally coughing because i laughed so much.
The title didn't lie
I literally woke up in the morning and laughed so hard watching that part 😂😂😂
Rizzo must of used this car only at lan since he has 0 wins with it
ooooof
Yikesx2
Yikesx3
Yikesx8
Yikesx15
This video gives me hope that even I can get gc
IW Dot at champ you realize how big the gap is between low gc and high gc. It's actually nutty
@@Meteorsnipers man you must be fun at parties!
Charles Urban no comment
As a low gc at like 1517 i can confirm im still trash
same
As soon as I saw these 3 were in this video I turned my volume down
laughed so hard
randomly on my homepage today lol but im here for it
Same
The video we’ve all been waiting for
When the geese get out of there cage 18:00
Lol I desdass use this car
Dude I play you in rocket league a lot
I’m JackTheFlea10
@Jack Elkins really? I think I remember you
^fucking crazy coincidence
YodazLeftNut Yeah u use the Zippy...but what rank r u?
Watched a new video yesterday.
Sizz: I'm pre-jumping
Watched this year old vid today.
Sizz: I'm pre-jumping
Nice to see things don't change.
11:00 Damn Poor Athena
Lol wdym
@@Ancestralsword8 you cant be serious lol
3:07 Sizz is so proud of Rizzo for the revenge 😂
11:37 “it’s just you John.”
John: *Rotates out of position for boost.* “are we good?”
No. You weren’t. You were warned that you were the only one back.
Zippy was actually the old car on the RL logo...
bpmotard pretty much yh
@SB Husky Check again, the car on the old logo does not have a spoiler and have both the "flashlights" (like jon called them) near the hood on the car. The SARPBC octane has lights on top of the car while the car on the logo has not.
@@bpmotard1458 check again..it's an octane without the spoiler. Same exact car as the new logo.
Rizzo only uploaded bc he needed some money for a late x-mas present
girlfriends are expensive 😂
If you choose an expensive one then you get what you expect.
@@internetexplorer6824 you right. It's not that black and white but you right
this just made my christmas that much better.
Literally wearing my Rizz, Sizz, Jizz shirt today!
Shane Winner Jizz??
REEEEEEEEEEEE
An iS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@@prabhdosanjh4609 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Sizzo and Rizzo = Dreamteam
And then there is John...
remember to use code Rizzo in the item shop
22:10 omg I’m crying I can’t breathe that was hilarious!
I like how Jon acts like he's against the car and everything, but as soon as the DLC came out he probably was sitting at his chair yelling how awesome it was.
At 22:20 Sizz and Rizzo sound like guys from the film Back to the future
I wish these videos never ended, they’re way to fucking funny
rizzo: *does literally anything*
rizzo: "BOOOM"
More funnies episode yet for me
The RSJ squad is back on christmas! The best rage from rizzo too xD
3:08 Sizz yelling Yeet then missing the ball is hilarious
aah damn i love rizzo sizzo and jizzo, merry christmas everyone !!
I love this. Thank you. Merry Christmas boys!
Most fun I've had watching a rocket league video in so long
There was a car driving MMO called Auto Assault. It was a great game! but it got shut down like 10 years ago. It had all the stuff you guys talked about: driving around getting quests, upgrading your car and weapons, chasing around and shooting the bad cars.
I was legit crying this video was amazing.
I laughed so hard when Rizzo said reeeeeeeeee
Merry xmas everyone!
"i bought this car?!?!?" LOL DED
Actually the best rocket league video of all time
Rizzo quote 2018, “I’m comingggg biiittchhh.”
“Psyonix needs to release fleshlights” I’m dying 😂
The "REEEEEE" from Rizzo got me dead Ahahahahahah
I love this video so much
“I want this boos....”
*opponent takes boost*
“I want the next boost!” So angry 😂
Hilarious seeing sandman back flipping in the background 😂
this is literally the best video on youtube period.
Just what Christmas needed
i like how Jon makes callouts as if he knows what hes doing
They. Are. Back
Can’t watch it yet but already liked and fuckin know this is gonna be a banger. Merry Christmas bricks ❤️
rizzo funny asf when he screams and shouts
Finally man.... now it feels like xmas
There's an adventure game where you're a car and it even has a soccer mode on the PS2. It's called Road Trip and it was decently fun from what I remember
Jon's 3v3 strat as last man on defense is
1.) Leave net entirely undefended
2.) Go directly for corner boost
3.) How's that my fault
Jon the legend Sandman ladies and gentlemen get your GC today!
Rizzo making everyone’s Christmas wishes come true 🥳🎅🏻
''I hate how RL has become bumpercars'' Got me xDDD Merry X-Mas y'all :)
virge getting roasted was the highlight lol
I’m crying at this video
3:10 The new sound of Hellfire is awesome
This is my favorite video EVER
3:11 sounded like a street fighter scream😂😂😂😆😆😆
Not even fucking playing around. I used to main this car like 2 years ago. 😂
That was the funniest disaster episode ever lmao
This is the best video I've ever seen.
This is your best damn video at all yet
I'm legitimately dead of laughter
in the days of sweat, tryhard, and tilt.....seeing shit like this reminds me of how hilarious this game can be XD
14:20 that voice crack tho
Holy shit I love sizz and rizzo roflmao
Man they weren’t kidding this really was their best episode
DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE THE BOOOOST ISSSSS!!!!!
this is the funniest rl video i've ever seen
BEST CHRISTMAS PRESENT EVER!!!!
Rizzo rages
I swear to god i watched 15 ads on this vid Rizzo u best be eating good tonight.
Cedric Adams there is only 5,well on my acc or phone
New challenge. Count how many times sizz screams “fuck” in a game. And how many times rizzo does a half flip.
jesus jon gets worse and worse every episode
Lmao exactly
Seriously. I don’t see how he’s been playing for three years and still can’t do a single thing. He gets one shot halfway on net and yells THERE IT IS
Gijs de Wolf By now Lachlan could beat him.
Let the guy have fun
Cooki what rank are you, I guarantee that if your lower rank than him your worse, statistically Jon is in the top 5 percent or whatever
Merry Christmas rizzo x
Jon after conceding 2 goals that Sizz and Rizzo worked hard to save: "How am I being blamed for this?"
Your favorite trio is back? RSJ?
Rizzle
Sizzle
Josh?
Boost, bump, boom
Basically this video
New title for the video
“Rizz, Sizz, and Jizz take on ranked Grand Champ as Bronze players”
best episode ever in @rizzo channel btw I subscribe you in 2017
How dare y’all treat Virge and them like that. Disrespect
virge trash
That last match was this funniest shit ever, holyy
The zippy and scarab both come with the game. They're free
never laughed so hard in my life lmao
25:56 yo that double air bump was legit insane
Thank you so much, I was having such a horrible day and you guys made me laugh
Sizz kept calling Rizzo baby, that's new
Merry Christmas rizzsizzjizz
I died laughing at 28:11
Is this the real sizz?
Sizz: What a save!
What a save!
Yep.
i've never laughed so hard... this was amazing
Omg I’ve never laughed harder at the reeeeee😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I´m fucking crying lmfaooooo this video is a masterpiece
Rizzo! Sizzo! And Jon...
And jizzo