Donnell Rawlings: "I Abuse the Race Card"

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  • Опубліковано 22 кві 2019
  • Donnell Rawlings admits to abusing the race card, bemoans that his friends’ kids are a lot older than his son and explains how a one-letter text is the ultimate comeback. (Contains strong language.)
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  • @torylanezbaldspot6350
    @torylanezbaldspot6350 5 років тому +1105

    This dude helped chapelle turn his show into GOLD

    • @odizza1688
      @odizza1688 5 років тому +28

      That would be Neil Brennan

    • @frankbutler9512
      @frankbutler9512 5 років тому +18

      @@odizza1688 You mean NEAL Brennan?

    • @hyuugafan2
      @hyuugafan2 5 років тому +53

      “I’m riiicccchh biiiaattcchh!!

    • @redbullock8164
      @redbullock8164 4 роки тому +40

      Many helped Chapelle. Both Donell and Neil. But he also did a lot of hustling on his own too.

    • @isaacmartinez7557
      @isaacmartinez7557 4 роки тому +15

      This dude was the ear on the streets that let Dave and Brennan know to keep that shit going

  • @RL-bx9ws
    @RL-bx9ws 5 років тому +692

    "Gluten just came home" 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀.

    • @cruelcimmcia859
      @cruelcimmcia859 3 роки тому +5

      Lactose Free Too but he’s going back Lactose he’s intolerant

    • @368carameldelux
      @368carameldelux 2 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣😭😭

  • @hurtdavis7070
    @hurtdavis7070 5 років тому +392

    "you should've woke your brother up and shared that dream with him" was fire 😂

    • @1cruzian
      @1cruzian 5 років тому +8

      Ikr . Crowd weak af

    • @davidholland7708
      @davidholland7708 2 роки тому +1

      I've heard that joke be told before but for the life of me I can't remember who told it.

  • @legendarywisdom4983
    @legendarywisdom4983 5 років тому +582

    “ Oh I See What’s Going On” 😂😂😂 Facts 💯

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 5 років тому +9

      They often have a point.

    • @jimgritty7064
      @jimgritty7064 5 років тому +7

      @hhwhitewolf009 yes they do. Slavery never went away.

    • @Lunacyk
      @Lunacyk 5 років тому +8

      @hhwhitewolf009 In prison, yes. 13th Amendment. But it's skewed towards us versus whites. Outside prison? Nope. Just Jim Crow Light.

    • @Deenique16
      @Deenique16 5 років тому +3

      Omg my mom pulled that shit at macys one day and I was so embarrassed. The lady responded with "my bestfriend is black".

    • @Lunacyk
      @Lunacyk 5 років тому +2

      @hhwhitewolf009 Riiiight. I spoke truth to power that doesn't resonate with you. Cool. Lemme guess, "racism is a thing of the past"?

  • @mazula8409
    @mazula8409 5 років тому +686

    gluten free how long was he locked up dawg 😂

  • @camthedestroyer1490
    @camthedestroyer1490 4 роки тому +386

    “Lactose free too but he going back though. Lactose, he intolerant.” This is one of the funniest jokes I’ve ever heard 😂

    • @blessed2950
      @blessed2950 2 роки тому +9

      That was freaking hilarious

  • @cp_digital
    @cp_digital 5 років тому +318

    You should've woke your brother up and shared your dream with him 😂😂😂 I'm dead

    • @jayarthur1164
      @jayarthur1164 4 роки тому +3

      That has to be the dumbest shit I heard all year 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @JohnDoe-ld7op
    @JohnDoe-ld7op 5 років тому +1675

    I tried to abuse the race card, but they just brought a sista out the back room.

    • @ChrisGoldie
      @ChrisGoldie 5 років тому +121

      Check mate lol

    • @Hero-up8hv
      @Hero-up8hv 5 років тому +82

      John Doe They was like here Shaquita speak to him we no talk nigro😭

    • @lisapoole1219
      @lisapoole1219 5 років тому +6

      @@Hero-up8hv😂😂😂

    • @gavinwells6911
      @gavinwells6911 5 років тому +7

      And she was my girl too with my white ass government name on UA-cam lmao

    • @vluckwiles3325
      @vluckwiles3325 5 років тому +3

      GOTCHA!

  • @thacrypt223
    @thacrypt223 4 роки тому +79

    "Lactose free though, but he going back. He is intolerant."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kawaiiafangirl
    @kawaiiafangirl 5 років тому +1453

    I'm glad Donnell is going from ashy to classy.

    • @afukneename1775
      @afukneename1775 5 років тому +53

      I'm rich bitch!

    • @iamaboydamon9405
      @iamaboydamon9405 5 років тому +27

      Been that nigga since the Dave Chapelle show tf u talking bout

    • @KINGLYON20
      @KINGLYON20 4 роки тому +3

      He also was a black belt 🥋 Kmsl
      When keeping it Real goes wrong

    • @threewisemen69
      @threewisemen69 4 роки тому +3

      I just came from that video dude is really fucking funny

    • @jeffreis5194
      @jeffreis5194 3 роки тому +2

      He's always going to be ashy Larry to me lol

  • @ser_ryon_vine6392
    @ser_ryon_vine6392 5 років тому +435

    "had a recycle bag made out of a recycled bag that had just been recycled."

    • @OpusTheLeftie
      @OpusTheLeftie 3 роки тому

      Happy Birthday?

    • @eatmyshorts9815
      @eatmyshorts9815 3 роки тому

      @@OpusTheLeftie lmfaooo * breaks glass on the side of the head*

  • @SpaceStormy
    @SpaceStormy 5 років тому +518

    I love this guy I'm so happy Chappelle gave him a platform to get popular

    • @lovingcareheatingandair6794
      @lovingcareheatingandair6794 5 років тому +22

      No offense but I knew him way before the Chappelle show.

    • @daniellewhite8761
      @daniellewhite8761 5 років тому +9

      Aubrey Loving Yay tf?

    • @lamarlandry188
      @lamarlandry188 5 років тому +2

      He just was outcha n tx at the improv he funny as f but all recycled jokes though...

    • @NockaMama
      @NockaMama 5 років тому +1

      Donnel was popular before

    • @thefloridamanofytcomments5264
      @thefloridamanofytcomments5264 5 років тому +5

      For years I wondered why I felt like I could somehow relate to both Donnell and Charlie more than anyone else on the show. I thought I was starting to understand the black experience for a second but it turns out they’re both vets too. Just some subconscious thing where we tend to congregate I guess. Still appreciate Chappelle for introducing me to both acts though - especially Charlie. Sad that he passed away but he definitely outgrew his brother’s shadow.

  • @Elusive25
    @Elusive25 5 років тому +91

    He sounds like George Jefferson and Weezie LOL at the same time

  • @porkchop4401
    @porkchop4401 5 років тому +35

    lmfao. "they had the same clients" Said so smooth but hit my ass hard.

  • @kingleon14
    @kingleon14 5 років тому +45

    The Cardi B part had me dying 😂😂😂

  • @vinnyhughes007
    @vinnyhughes007 2 роки тому +9

    Donnell is literally one of the greatest of all time. This mans style is so refreshing

  • @j3s333
    @j3s333 3 роки тому +16

    "Lemonlulu" that caught me so off guard 🤣

  • @a.k.4o
    @a.k.4o 5 років тому +150

    I never sold two for 50🤣

  • @donnellm5435
    @donnellm5435 2 роки тому +4

    The sister @2:20 in the corner is NOT pleased 😂

  • @stefanijoanneangelinagerma3862
    @stefanijoanneangelinagerma3862 5 років тому +78

    "Lactose be intolerant" 😂

  • @ohnonotjo
    @ohnonotjo 5 років тому +307

    You got balls doing stand up when Wayne Brady still walking these streets as a free man.

    • @ArghRawrWhoa
      @ArghRawrWhoa 5 років тому +1

      I don’t get it

    • @ohnonotjo
      @ohnonotjo 5 років тому +21

      @@ArghRawrWhoa look up Dave Chappelle Wayne Brady, Donnell has an interesting cameo..

    • @Crizzy2swaqq
      @Crizzy2swaqq 5 років тому +46

      J.H. L OHH SHIT ITS WAYNE BRADY SON

    • @smilingdog4067
      @smilingdog4067 5 років тому +11

      Riverside mother fuckers!

    • @JF-kc3yt
      @JF-kc3yt 4 роки тому +6

      OH SHIT IT'S WAYNE BRADY SON

  • @baevere
    @baevere 5 років тому +24

    @2:20 that black chick was not feeling that joke at all 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @staulelei
    @staulelei 5 років тому +95

    This crowd trash! He’s funny as hell. I’m over here rolling. 😂😂😂

  • @Jewclaw
    @Jewclaw 3 роки тому +9

    donnel is super underrated and i wish there was more stand up online.

  • @adaezeso2214
    @adaezeso2214 3 роки тому +11

    “You’re selfish you’re should have shared that dream with your brother”😂😂😂😂

  • @s.ngiardes5321
    @s.ngiardes5321 5 років тому +33

    Glutens free! Lmfao 😂

  • @aj6365
    @aj6365 5 років тому +246

    Dave and this guy style totally different, short setup quick punchline on the other hand Dave take his time each joke take few minutes to reach the end . Maybe that's why they are friends .

    • @clumsiii
      @clumsiii 5 років тому +4

      ya but i hear chappelle in his delivery like when he's talking about his dad .. probably just bc they're friends - donnell's hilarious!

    • @jayarthur1164
      @jayarthur1164 4 роки тому +2

      Yall talking about this like its a football...😂😂😂

    • @TheJuanh911
      @TheJuanh911 4 роки тому +1

      Nahh, I can tell dave chapelle took some of this guys comedy for his show because his one liners are hilarious! Gluten Free!!

    • @josephloki6616
      @josephloki6616 3 роки тому

      @@jayarthur1164 😂😂 but fr I was thinking what they were

  • @nickis389
    @nickis389 Рік тому +3

    "How long was he locked up?"🤣

  • @medit84truth
    @medit84truth 5 років тому +25

    "I had a recycled bag made out of a recycled bag."
    Bruhhh...

    • @Tyrin448
      @Tyrin448 5 років тому +7

      That had just been recycled

  • @tattoofthesun
    @tattoofthesun 5 років тому +9

    This is hands down the funniest set I’ve seen in a year

  • @ericoliver1603
    @ericoliver1603 5 років тому +15

    the gluten joke though lmao!!!!

  • @marymezsserwanga
    @marymezsserwanga 3 роки тому +8

    Finally! The world is noticing this guys talent 👏👏👏

  • @Naota-00
    @Naota-00 5 років тому +56

    Donnell Rawlings is a G

  • @ArtificialJetleg
    @ArtificialJetleg 5 років тому +9

    He upgraded his game even more now. I saw him in 2017 at radio city opening for chappelle. He was really funny.

  • @turquoiseiceroseflow
    @turquoiseiceroseflow 5 років тому +21

    "I had a recycled bag made out of the recycle bag that was just recycled." 😂😂😂

  • @H33t3Speaks
    @H33t3Speaks 5 років тому +54

    This was goddamn refreshing! Funny as hell man, def gonna see this man live.

  • @rjchavers9267
    @rjchavers9267 5 років тому +7

    Mr. Rawlings doesn't disappoint! 💛

  • @aseaton0604
    @aseaton0604 3 роки тому +3

    My man having the bug eyes like he just pulled a total recall and depressurized on Mars

  • @YearoftheMosquito
    @YearoftheMosquito 5 років тому +7

    "Oh, I see what's gong on." 😂

  • @livvlivetv7662
    @livvlivetv7662 4 роки тому +7

    When he gets off work! That's Hilarious

  • @BruhLuuhTheArtist
    @BruhLuuhTheArtist 5 років тому +3

    Killing it!!! Had me crying!!!

  • @Scarblade021
    @Scarblade021 5 років тому +5

    Finally comedy Central has a comedian on

  • @1cruzian
    @1cruzian 5 років тому +45

    Wow. I did not know he was this good!! Crowd weak AF!!!

  • @PlanetMint
    @PlanetMint 5 років тому +48

    Him and Chappell killed it a few weeks ago when they were in Minneapolis

    • @KaneneProductions
      @KaneneProductions 5 років тому +1

      How much were the tickets?

    • @jonhamm6068
      @jonhamm6068 5 років тому

      the so called beautiful... click your heels 3 times and go back to africa....my fave dave and donnell segment ..playa haters ball

    • @PlanetMint
      @PlanetMint 5 років тому

      arm and leg@@KaneneProductions

  • @dashtonadams1120
    @dashtonadams1120 4 роки тому +13

    Recycled bags made out of recycled bags 😂

  • @lonerstudios3608
    @lonerstudios3608 4 роки тому +4

    You know it’s funny when u gotta rewind it back

  • @CarlosSantos-di3cm
    @CarlosSantos-di3cm 3 роки тому +3

    We need more Donnel stand up!

  • @kczimrolie9053
    @kczimrolie9053 5 років тому

    that was a dope set, keep it going.

  • @Tidepodss
    @Tidepodss 5 років тому +8

    Once I did that one text thing to this girl that was being super rude and she sent this long message on all the things she wanted me to change and I just said "ok" and she got so pissed she got her mom to text me and asked me to apologize lmao

  • @SouthAfricanAmerica
    @SouthAfricanAmerica 4 роки тому +4

    This is a GREAT set - he used half of it on the Rogan/Chappelle tour last night in SLC (and frankly, it was stronger than any of theirs)

  • @sharktv3000
    @sharktv3000 5 років тому +22

    Y’all remember when he played a heroin addict in the 2000 mini series “the corner”?

    • @deeeleevee
      @deeeleevee 5 років тому

      Such a good series and so rarely mentioned.

    • @firstlast8481
      @firstlast8481 4 роки тому

      Schools need to play that series. So underrated. Also the wire.

    • @Conspiracy515
      @Conspiracy515 3 роки тому

      Classic

  • @FlamingZelda3
    @FlamingZelda3 4 роки тому +3

    3:30 nice little Dave Chappelle moment right here.
    I love this guy! can't believe I haven't seen him before.

  • @samyzy
    @samyzy 5 років тому +35

    Lactose free too !!! 😂

    • @pikkon899
      @pikkon899 5 років тому +2

      Yeah but he's intolerant so he's probably going back in.

  • @cblay3084
    @cblay3084 3 роки тому

    One of my favorites to see in person... underrated.

  • @BayolaDavis
    @BayolaDavis 5 років тому +4

    he has that chappelle 's' sound and the "baow!"

  • @amadorbullies
    @amadorbullies 5 років тому +3

    This dude is so underrated . Great comedian

  • @TryOnKicks
    @TryOnKicks 5 років тому +2

    “O SHIT ITS WAYNE BRADY SON!” 😂 I’ll never forget that

  • @tylermorgan8787
    @tylermorgan8787 5 років тому +3

    Man I love donnell. Such a good comedian

  • @sampsonraysimon
    @sampsonraysimon 5 років тому +3

    I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time

  • @Topself24
    @Topself24 5 років тому +2

    Love him so much!!! He’s so funny!

  • @pluggedin1169
    @pluggedin1169 3 роки тому +3

    “They had the same clients.” 😭😭😭

  • @levijuneybeats
    @levijuneybeats 4 роки тому +3

    Yooo “GLUTEN FREE!!!” .....How long was he locked up??? 😂😂😂

  • @890luxor
    @890luxor 5 років тому +11

    That's mad true about cardi b LMAO

  • @charliewayne220
    @charliewayne220 3 роки тому

    Great Set

  • @gggbeatcanelo2985
    @gggbeatcanelo2985 3 роки тому +2

    The “bow” sound for the slap he made sounded exactly like daves

  • @ModernHippie96
    @ModernHippie96 5 років тому +6

    😭 3:49 and the tears begin

  • @sportsamania
    @sportsamania 4 роки тому +1

    Yooo lmfaoo i laughed so hard at the gluten free joke i bumped my head against the wall

  • @keonnewilliams9511
    @keonnewilliams9511 3 роки тому +2

    This guy ....we're at the liquor store....😂😂😂😂

  • @Daniece100
    @Daniece100 5 років тому +6

    I so love him

  • @kennethfrancis4092
    @kennethfrancis4092 3 місяці тому +1

    He is a goat and a very underated comedian

  • @justinfrench8978
    @justinfrench8978 Рік тому

    “I’m rich bitch” is great, but only because it let the world see how great Donnell Rawlings is.
    The world needs more Donnell stand up!

  • @redbirdsaraceno
    @redbirdsaraceno 5 років тому +4

    AhHahaha ! I havent seen this dudes stand up for a while , forgot how dam funny he is !

  • @clivegameinnmg7055
    @clivegameinnmg7055 3 роки тому +1

    The dude with the smoke coming out his ass. LMAOOOO

  • @FluxFreeman
    @FluxFreeman 4 роки тому

    Love this dude

  • @tomers8808
    @tomers8808 5 років тому +109

    I want to screch his elbows and do a line out the ash.

  • @bobbystars1984
    @bobbystars1984 Рік тому +2

    Man! I wish this man was a close uncle of mine He is funny as hell!

  • @sikskillz2186
    @sikskillz2186 2 роки тому

    😂😂😂 amazing comedian, so hilarious. 💯🔥🔥🔥

  • @Joey-yo8mw
    @Joey-yo8mw 4 роки тому +2

    "hit them with a k and a fist bump" LMAO

  • @BigDolph01
    @BigDolph01 3 місяці тому +1

    Great stand up

  • @ivanriobla
    @ivanriobla 5 років тому

    one of the GOATS

  • @AmberAmbwee
    @AmberAmbwee 5 років тому +16

    Me: *needs break from horrible racism*
    Me: *turns this video on*
    💀

  • @Alefiend
    @Alefiend 5 років тому +4

    I think this is the first time I've heard Donnell do standup. It was all Chappelle before now.

  • @georgepupe5349
    @georgepupe5349 5 років тому

    I learnt more from the description than I anticipated..

  • @jons9239
    @jons9239 5 років тому +3

    Hahaha!!
    "How long was he locked up dawg!?"

  • @edwardstrinden
    @edwardstrinden 5 років тому

    Tank you

  • @princesslilchief8282
    @princesslilchief8282 5 років тому +1

    4:20 - 4:47 lmmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🤣🤣 🤣🤣 🤣💀

  • @jewelmarie3424
    @jewelmarie3424 3 роки тому

    His eyes/expressions 👀...😂❤

  • @FountainOfYoot
    @FountainOfYoot 4 роки тому

    The emojis and gifs part kills me Everytime

  • @bluebyyoublue839
    @bluebyyoublue839 4 роки тому

    Love this guy.

  • @Bomma45
    @Bomma45 5 років тому

    Donnell ain’t lying about the texting part people who knows me I say fucc a text I’m ole school 😂😂😂

  • @UpliftJai
    @UpliftJai 4 роки тому +4

    OMG YOU CAN’T K ME 😂😂😂

  • @theop4083
    @theop4083 5 років тому +5

    He way too funny for this crowd. They should be crying and belly bustin full of laughter. He crazy funny

  • @lauravu8030
    @lauravu8030 7 місяців тому +1

    He definitely knows the gen Z text language 😂

  • @malamajr.2578
    @malamajr.2578 5 років тому

    Underrated.

  • @clumsiii
    @clumsiii 5 років тому +1

    Farmer's market w the hootie and the blowfish hat omg

  • @elliottjames671
    @elliottjames671 5 років тому

    Title makes me laugh😆

  • @Doognukem
    @Doognukem 5 років тому +8

    I’m so glad he’s gettin his come up. Lately he’s been killin it everywhere he goes and he deserves it. Chappelle’s Show was great but think of all the roles dude made better.

  • @mbpurplemachine
    @mbpurplemachine 5 років тому +6

    Did he say Burger Shot? like from GTA V?!

  • @DeviantMotives
    @DeviantMotives 5 років тому +1

    The reply “K” to a long text is true shit

  • @silveravila8076
    @silveravila8076 4 місяці тому

    “When I grew up right?” 😂