[@NolanAnderson]

“i wish i didn’t drink so much when i was pregnant with you” and “it sounded like detroit” got me ROLLING

[@skurpion0792]

It wasn't Detroit he was just in Ukraine

[@familiamarin5512]

lol

[@normal-name4569]

Yes rolling to hell, all of us are

[@kam-takcheung2771]

Lol

[@twosuzq]

I’m the 400th person to like this comment

[@bannles]

“It sounded like Detroit”
Bro Dylan’s got some kind of vendetta against Detroit

[@GrenderYT2022]

Bro I sware those jokes hurt (joke)

[@mathmanchris666]

naw that’s Detroit nature

[@thomasdejesus3451]

What does he against Detroit

[@CeaserPKhan]

As a Michigan person it’s is like the

[@GrenderYT2022]

@@thomasdejesus3451 every thing

[@Jack-kz4nb]

“I’m going to disregard that if you didn’t get caught”
Lmao that hit me so hard 🤣

[@thesportscurb5964]

“It’s a little to late for that I already..” literally made me die

[@la_udr]

“It sounded like Detroit!!!”
Had me on the floor 😂😂

[@la_udr]

@FirmBrick yoooo hello

[@dareal_edp4458]

it is now here *ua-cam.com/video/boxAka0zXts/v-deo.html*

[@slayer1577]

Chicago would’ve worked too but it would’ve been funny either way🤣🤣🤣

[@revenant5]

I like how "I *kinda* built an atomic bomb" implies that it was by aciddent as a pass time hobby

[@da_nightmare_bonnie]

same

[@stickfightmaster6853]

True true

[@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357]

I *kinda* committed multiple felonies, arsons, and genocides

[@Brendan523]

@@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357 oops

[@certified_crab]

@@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357 relatable

[@Trevorstott1217]

“It sounded like Detroit” made my day 😂 you are the best

[@martin.d69]

MOM, IT’S THE 6TH OF JULY: DEPENDENCE DAY!!!

[@quandaledingalo7031]

Underatted comment 😂

[@Epic_Redball]

I shitted

[@TotalDramaLettuce]

"I even shot a few people because I thought they were Russian spies"
don't worry Dylan, I do that on a daily basis!

[@coolthecool6177]

REALLY?! I do that too!

[@Epiclel_]

Same Bro!

[@jameshammett3223]

Same, I did becuase my uncle Jim Hopper did it first

[@sarathrasher2523]

Me to

[@statera5854]

How is a fruit shooting a gun

[@henry.122]

“I really didn’t wish I drank so much when I was pregnant” 😂💀

[@I_Tomato_Corn]

@𝐘𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐀•♬•♫• i agree

[@dareal_edp4458]

its here *ua-cam.com/video/boxAka0zXts/v-deo.html*

[@I_Tomato_Corn]

@Urgirl yup, already have a membership to it.
It is a membership thing right? Besides the fact it a whole scame ofc

[@jaydenfuentes9039]

That’s definitely my favorite holiday lol

[@Roblox_Bacon98]

Keeps getting better and better every video

[@fffork]

*bomb blows up and ends the war*
Us army: "Sign him up your going to war kid"

[@soupy2jz893]

By your logic. The war ended already

[@johnconnor8206]

Nope 👎 the world would of ended as Russia in response would have launched there nukes

[@Icetastesgood]

Ukrainian refugees in the USA on the 4th of July

[@esaylor85]

@Kota Takata (STG) ya

[@flarie7853]

@@johnconnor8206 the war would only continue if it didn’t kill Putin. But if it did it might’ve continued.
Edit: I learned today that all commanders have to agree with Putin to launch the nuke.

[@luckyclover3176]

"I thought Russia was invading, I even shot a few people outside cuz I thought they were Russian spies" LOL😂

[@mollusk2771]

Bill Nye the Russian spy

[@coreyrhyme3103]

That got me

[@empwnzu]

Every Phineas and Ferb episodes

[@Beyond261]

Dylan is one of the only short youtuber who uses their voice props for him!
And it comes out good

[@gavin5314]

Thanks for making this stuff, I actually just spent like 2 minutes laughing and now I’m in a better mood, keep it up.

[@lowkliam]

2 Days Later…
Him: “It’s the 4th of July!!”
Me: “Did he sleep 2 days late or what?”

[@i-pull-all-the-kids]

ayo wassup

[@TheUnderscore_]

wut

[@lowkliam]

@@TheUnderscore_ Huh

[@AzmanSamsudinn]

@@lowkliam he said what

[@gigachad2036]

Fr

[@Tochi_playz]

“Wow I really wish I didn’t drink so much when I was pregnant with you” had me dying

[@mako_the_seawong7306]

"You have serious brain damage."
Kid: *proceeds to construct an atomic bomb*

[@johnathonseige591]

That's what I'm saying

[@sanjeymanian186]

You crack me up all the time keep up the good work

[@rykstirman1161]

This guy is awesome

[@InsertPizza]

Let’s go

[@adzkebabz7278]

"It sounded like Detroit"
Eminem is typing....

[@Nemazon5.7]

LMAOO

[@yokosukashareef7413]

6th July ma birthday. So thank you for celebrating it

[@emmalynsilva7144]

"Its a little late for that, I kinda built an atomic bomb in our garage and launched it on Russia"
HOW DO YOU JUST "KINDA" DO THAT

[@rainjancooldude]

Idk I guess his brain damage is that bad

[@marlosuper]

look, accidents happen

[@callmeshark_official]

Trust me that's not as bad I've been like three atom bombs in my backyard and about 15 very powerful atomic bombs in my cousin's basement so yeah it's not that bad

[@plsdontask9423]

I do:)

[@plsdontask9423]

Oh shit i nuked china 69 timestamp and russia 420 nukes

[@Emm340]

I show speed in his bedroom💀

[@ghaulz4311]

LMFAO

[@EthanAdey]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@underkanal3656]

Where

[@ghaulz4311]

@@underkanal3656 no he set off a firework in his bedroom on stream

[@underkanal3656]

@@ghaulz4311 Oooooh

[@samstuff499]

Dude this was so relatable!!

[@chickenfingers123]

The filter on the face of the 9 year old kid ALWAYS MAKES ME LAUGHH

[@minatouchiha6240]

1 day is fine but two days, no that’s it.
later, mom calling the adoption center
Edit: Thanks for the likes

[@Lordbear321]

It is on speed dial

[@SMGPlayz123]

Dang

[@Jc-ke9hc]

“Sounded like Detroit”

[@EnglishPenguin]

The expected response for the last part: “Well done Dylan, I’m so proud of you!”

[@amandaoelslager5123]

“ I even shot a few people cause I thought they were Russian spy’s” got me dying😂😂

[@Pjpuppy52]

POV: Putin watching this video taking it as a threat and invading the USA

[@mahomesfromstatefarm9457]

“I thought Russia was invading”😂

[@valcanodude]

This guy is the best UA-camr ever.

[@speedyanimatez7276]

9 year old Dylan saying "Mom!" never gets old 🤣

[@thatonejellydonut210]

"I really wish I hadn't drinked so much while I was pregnant with you" bro wtf 💀

[@theautisticrebel6064]

It's called fetal alcohol syndrome

[@thatonejellydonut210]

@@theautisticrebel6064 goddamn

[@trentongaming353]

Bro it’s just a joke btw

[@douldou5288]

I hope everyone has a good and fun 6th of July!

[@savagesatiregaming1654]

I did cuz that's my birthday 🎂

[@mmilanini5171]

“It sounded like Detroit”
🤣🤣🤣

[@norcalrailfan1]

“I kinda build an atomic bomb in our garage and launched it on Russia.” That’s what got me dying of laughter!

[@trentongaming353]

“I wish I didn’t drink when I was pregnant with you”
Me: “mom did you drink when you were pregnant”
Mom:”look at yourself there’s the answer”

[@davidenatoh359]

: _ - (

[@trentongaming353]

Hm only 49 like right now I was hoping like 300 =/

[@Ky_GamingTime]

So what's the answer-

[@Itsdasummer32]

😂😂😂😂

[@ZZZakify]

it's crazy how you can just put sentences from a video in quotation marks and get so many likes

[@Styxxism_]

No way 6th of July wooooooo

[@ZZZakify]

​@@Styxxism_ 😂😂😂 kids high

[@FNOJacoobin]

Dylan you always make my day and you deserve the most support I can give you I wish i could grant you 100000 trillion subscribers you are the best youtuber

[@alexcaruso1365]

Me in Detroit: this is so relatable

[@cmilonas4303]

I love the line "I'll try not to blow up anything else"

[@sxnmateo]

The “MOM!!!” at the start scared my dog

[@sonnyboi1459]

“It sounded like Detroit” and “I thought they were Russian spy’s” LOL

[@wawawii1639]

You Celebrated my birthday:D

[@constantrook963yt7]

Grandpa's rn: yup thats my grandchild right there

[@Egg46821]

This is…. ✨FABULOUS✨ 💅👁👄👁💅

[@its_fortune]

FBI just added him to all the damn watch lists 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@panagiotissigalas8474]

I like that he's talking so much time without event taking a break for breath

[@TR-Ackerman]

As a person from Detroit this is absolutely true

[@theelrussiano2584]

As a Russian this is funny as hell keep up the funny content! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Khaleds_Garage]

This guy just cracks me up🤣😂

[@samuelvolante2555]

The 6th of July is my birthday lol thanks

[@chriselectrical]

This is the funnyist thing i herd all day🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@spiderking4373]

Bro saved the world in 60 seconds

[@Chloe-hy1oy]

This is American children during fireworks you can’t lie

[@Yungjayboys]

Russian spies l I'm dead Dylan you always make me laugh good job man

[@tevariouscrook3439]

“ well I kind of built a atomic bomb in our garage and launched it on Russia and it should be landing in about three minutes but I’ll try not to blow anything else got me on the floor rolling

[@The_Price_Shippers_Have_To_Pay]

This kid's a genius!

[@btsafghanarmy]

I watched this video more then 100 times 😂😂💯

[@nrittorno]

*Relatable moment this happens to me every 6th of July*

[@joand08]

"MAAM!" sound like woody laughing at buzz

[@MiN-NiNi]

Bro became NileRed at the end 💀💀

[@departmentofwarfare2116]

"Mom! Where are the fireworks at? It's my favorite holiday! It's the 6th of July!"

[@nolxverodin9022]

The landing in russia in 3 mins part had me dieing

[@zanderbroome168]

This nine-year-old is a manace to society you should have his own TV show

[@chel_in_hell]

“I kinda built an atomic bomb in our garage” okay jimmy neutron

[@djdbajron1]

I love this man

[@Oil451]

Yo Dylan my birthday is the 6th I am now 11 you always make me smile have a fantastic day

[@Rebel_ur]

I love how the play buttons are bending in the background

[@frascgon]

The atomic bomb part reminded me so much of Stewie Griffin

[@MiniatureLoaf]

Thanks for celebrating my birthday 🥳

[@helloiwanttootakeoverthewo3217]

I’m so proud of you son

[@pdd5793]

thx for celebrating my birthday :)

[@drumpad1234]

my fav holiday is June 9

[@Laven-8]

Russians be like:*and I took that personally*

[@Itsdasummer32]

Mom after that last one: imma pretend I didn’t hear that 😂

[@Hiq433]

It be like that in the 16th of July where I live

[@Ruckusbreaker]

The fact he said he’ll try not to blow anything else up is just terrifying to me

[@IHTTYWTM]

July 6th is where they release a notification to all the dads that the milk has been restocked

[@jellyfoxluver6079]

Damn, lol, excited kid 🤣🤣🤣

[@JDProductions09]

Thanks for celebrating my birthday

[@divoted3241]

"I kinda built an atomic bomb in our garage and launched it on Russia- it will land in about three minutes"
I lost it at this part 💀

[@Legacee_The_Goat]

Nah but he got a point, you always hear fireworks on the 6th too.

[@fw_iro]

Thats like paying respect on september 13th

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

“ I kinda built an atomic bomb in our garage and launched it on russia. it’ll land in 3 minutes. i’ll try not to blow anything else up.”
LOL 😂

[@TostitosCornFlakes]

GIMME THOSE BOMBS NINE YEAR OLD DYLAN!!!!!

[@vanejalapeno2724]

They way he said mom in the beginning 💀

[@fac_freaky1992]

Him: i even built an atomic bomb
Military: thats all we need to hear recruit him!

[@WafflesGud]

Great to hear that my bday is now a holiday

[@rubii15]

Well, i think if this kid was real he'd be a hero with his atomic bomb building and launching skills

[@IAMComicPro]

Yesterday was actually my birthday so thanks for celebrating it LMAO

[@slothconnell3579]

Yes 6th of July my birthday and the best day of the year!

[@heyimyu]

Bro if this kid built a nuke then he must got Phineas and Ferb type brain

[@LazyCoffJelli]

Shhh,
Kid is a legend

[@croc_moat2327]

W son W engineer W comedian

[@philippemieressejour4215]

You did this when it was my birthday :>