i love how when he found it he was talking about stealing a flashlight from an old lady and stopped talking because he found the burger to be of higher importance
This Video in a nutshell Anyone: *Random_Chatter.MP3* Bearded: *Uniteligable_Screaming.MP3* *Fucking_Uhh.MP3* *Mafia.MP3* *IF_YOU_READ_THIS_BEARDED_WILL_COME_FOR_YOU.AVI* *Chuckle.wav* *Silence.MP3* *Death.MP4*
Alright let's see... ● Soundsmith uploaded at his usual time: √ ● It's a Garry's Mod video: √ ● Bearded is in it: √ x infinity Yep, everything checks out, time to give it a like.
Bearded wasnt an Egypt god before, just a normal god. Ascending to egyptian god granted him bonus to even more strength and more importantly *Extreme Fits Body and Cosmic Level Pose*
Little did they know, those nails are an extinct metal alloy, created by those who lived before. This metal, strong as platinum, light as aerogel, and as sharp as obsidian, this is what the will use, to kill the Guardian, and take the real treasure.
This is the kind of content I love watching. Just a bunch of friends messing around and having a good time. Edit: I'm actually so glad I stayed after the stereotypes, otherwise I wouldn't have some of the greatest laughs in my life. Thank you, SoundSmith, for bringing us such great content, and that hotdog in particular.
Lmao I was watching this on the Bus and the clip when Bearded was laughing at the Hot Dog & the clip with the Burger both nearly killed me. I almost died of laughter.
No, he dusnt speak the entire time. His language is out of this universe. You just think that he speaks because your mind cant comprehend his language.
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I love how depending on the situation, Bearded can sound like he's a 13yo, 36yo, or a demon
Or all at once
Bold of you to assume he's not all three
@@mirthless5603 he is
What makes you think he isn’t all :?
E
Bearded's laugh is a national treasure and we must protect it by sacrificing rusty nails to an Egyptian God.
*T R U E*
Lol
And dead rats
Dude lost his shit over a hot dog and a burger lmao
@@KaiaBrodbecker dead rats killed by rusty nails
Nobody is talking about how the rant Bearded Expense had was never animated.
*_so are you challenging me?_*
Spring David I am. Do it.
@@SpringDavid Is it done
@@ilimuninati4929 where?
@@TurtleExplosive No I'm asking IS it done
>Bearded, the 5th pillar men, an omnipotent lifeform who achieved immortality
>Dies to a burger
*E*
*MEDIC!*
@Neth the Meth of course... the fifth... because I didn’t forget about Santa the man taco
accurate to jojo
E
Eventually, Bearded stopped thinking.
What makes you think he was thinking before?
Just wait till his comeback as the overmind in part 6
Did he ever?
@@randy_random4187 who said this is him *_after the transformation?_*
did nobody get this jojo refernce?
11:35 who could be responsible for such a phenomenon?
**the glass is lifted and jimmy neutron, boy- genius, appears from behind the screen**
wow.....he appeared behind my notebook....in real life and screamed at me : IT IS I!!! THE MAN BEHIND THIS USELESS BUT AMAZING PIECE OF SHIT XD
*_G O T T A B L A S T_*
Jimmy Neutron: Also knows as Artemis Fowl for kids
Q
@@hazeltree7738 I read Artemis Fowl as a kid lol
Sentro: These writings... what do they say
Sound: Idk you’re the doctor
Sentro: *magically gains the ability to read hieroglyphics*
He could be like, "I wonder what they mean."
He now remembers that he’s the doctor
Thats how "Being a Doctor" works. Knowledge comes from beyond
Fancy seeing you here mate!
@@remdaug1876 oh hi!
Gene was delicious.
Yeah man
God damn that's hot
opal vores gene
you
14:16
behold the real treasure, the cheeseburger of lost legends
Uncle Dane refrence
.lok
loook @ this
i love how when he found it he was talking about stealing a flashlight from an old lady and stopped talking because he found the burger to be of higher importance
Soundsmith: no one would give his live to guard rusty nails
Bearded: *OBSERVE*
THE PERFECT HOT DOG™ combine with THE PERFECT HAMBURGER™ creates THE PERFECT DINNER™
that sound good
Welcome to the land of perfect, straight, squiggly lines.
truly an unforgettable luncheon
Im so hungry i could eat an octarok!
*D I N N E R*
Doctor: Giant Sleeved Bearded Expense isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Giant Bearded expense: 7:55
False the doctor himself was Terrifed of the legendary Giant bearded expense
@@axe1447 Axe you're not helping
Ay yo what’s the music used in that clip
@@2dollarchickenwings689 chicken invaders 2 main theme played by Bearded Beaultiful mic
@@Silvertail4764 chicken invaders 2 main theme
Bearded Expense is my favorite SCP.
Epic
7:56 I N H A L I N G T H E M U S I C
What's the song
@@screamsinrussian5773 This
ua-cam.com/video/c5E0d4Ym9Yo/v-deo.html
My fucking side owie
And when his mouth explodes.
@@screamsinrussian5773chicken invaders 2 menu theme.
4:33 *demonic laughter*
Soundsmith: oh there he goes
*Proceeds* *to* *have* *a* *fucking* *heart* *attack*
Fucking leaps out like a fnaf 2 jumpscare
You: "Bearded Expense"
Me, an intelectual: "The 5th pillar men"
AYAYAYAYA
The father of Kars
I believe you meant 6th, Ricardo is the 5th pillar man.
I laughed and almost had an algorithm at the burger and 🌭 and your death cam
The person who The Man Emperor of Mankind based his Custodies on
3:40 If bearded actually tried, he could probably become a voice actor for something.
He probably is
@@SaBasAbA-dn1xh hello there
@@slaphand9578 hello there
to a video game boss
@@slaphand9578 hello there
13:48
Watching this part always makes my goddamn day. It’s just too perfect.
L O O K S G O O D
It's so comedically perfect!
The Hotdog
+ Bearded.mp4 plays
+ Infinite laughter
- No random crits
HMMM *THATS GOOD*
*+No random crits*
+ become a pillar man on equip
+ speed increase 50%
+ increased damage 50%
2:45 the way he said "HOLY SHIT" was just golden. No it wasn't just golden, it was australium
Strange Australium Laughter
Even rarer than the golden pan
H E I S A F U C K I N G J E D I
holy S H I T
HOORY SHIEET
3:39 "Bearded... He... Hes Become a God! HES BECOME INVISIBLE! HE HAS NO WEAKNESS!"
-SpeedWagon
speeed wAgOOn
Bearded Expenses: *"I'm Fucking Invincible"*
SoundSmith + essentially an ancient god = jojo reference requirement
Avalon activates
Hunger sated
G-man: *slaps a car with his briefcase*
*CAR EXPLODES*
"Rise...and shine, Mr. Ethan. Fffucck...this...*inhale* c-car..." *Whack*
"THIS BAD BOY CAN FIT SO MU--" *EXPLOSION*
"Now this bad boy can fit so man-" *EXPLODES*
The Michael Bay is strong with thi-
*EXPLODES*
This is a nice looking ca-*Explosion*
8:02 this literally is what gmod is
Video: *Has naked Bearded on the thumbnail*
Me: *clicking intensifies*
E
Well... half nacked, I don't think we would survive a fully one, everyone would die before they could click 😆😅
“PERFECTLY STRAIGHT SQUIGGLY LINE!”
Which is it Bearded.
Well, obviously it's a heterosexual squiggly line.
*Answer:* "Yes"
I literally want a compilation of beards mic static and him laughing, not in that order
03:40
Holy shit bearded actually got a decent microphone!
05:00
Much better.
I swear for a moment at the beginning he sounded like Murray from Sly Raccoon.
He sounded like the fukin parrot from Aladdin (Wasn't he played by Danny Devito?)
Yea! He sounded like matrixes firms free free free event!
@@Muster_Muckee_II you mean sly cooper and ya nice reference, glad to see another fan around here
He DOES sound like Murray!
This Video in a nutshell
Anyone: *Random_Chatter.MP3*
Bearded:
*Uniteligable_Screaming.MP3*
*Fucking_Uhh.MP3*
*Mafia.MP3*
*IF_YOU_READ_THIS_BEARDED_WILL_COME_FOR_YOU.AVI*
*Chuckle.wav*
*Silence.MP3*
*Death.MP4*
also Chiptune.mod
You forgot hotdog.mp4
Fucking burger.mp4
*Giant_Fucking_ Sasquatch_hands.MP4*
Chicken Invaders 2 Main Theme.mp3
7:27 GUYS!!! HEY!!! ARE YOU ABLE TO SEE ME?!?!?!?!
Sir that is a negative
They are not able to see me I repeat, the can’t see me
@@mr.0511 What the fuck was that?
Yep, target neutralized
Suddenly the chicken invaders theme plays while bearded Expense opens his mouth
Alright let's see...
● Soundsmith uploaded at his usual time: √
● It's a Garry's Mod video: √
● Bearded is in it: √ x infinity
Yep, everything checks out, time to give it a like.
•Has something jojo in it ✓
You say Bearded becomes a god, as if he wasn't already.
Bearded wasnt an Egypt god before, just a normal god. Ascending to egyptian god granted him bonus to even more strength and more importantly *Extreme Fits Body and Cosmic Level Pose*
*He Was A Pillar Men*
@Dominiq Hatch well no it was just Bearded Requiem because he got stabbed by the arrow
0:01 The "Streak" icon signalizes 1, proving that they did kill Gene
Bearded: "Return the metal, or suffer my curse."
Sound: "What's your offer?!"
That Filthy Weeaboo I can’t like this, because it’s the perfect number.
A duped shovel
Yoshikage Kira a strange duped shovel actually smh my head
No... NOT THAT SHOW! OH GOD! PTSD FLASHBACKS!
Bearded: "This night, you will be visited by 3 plagues. Each even more SH@T than the last. Return the metal."
"Who could be responsible for such a phenomenon?"
You thought it was going to be Bearded Expense...
But it was me! Jimmy!
*GOTTA BLAST!*
Kono Bearded Expense Da
:)weromsxv
🍿🍿🍕🍟
Yeah
Yes
You are the best
13:25 I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT CLIP
Bearded expense is the 5th pillar man
Holy shit with his t pose
Wait....
I hope he don't have a stand
@@liferunner2755 his stand is t-bone
BerKC I thought his stand was the demopan
Wait Bearded *BECOMES* an Egyptian god? So you're saying this idol I've been worshipping ISN'T a Bearded statue?
Apparently so.
MaybE
ned flanders doesn't worship bearded statues
@@58han35 yes he indeed do worship he's majesty
But he worship god so its basically the same
‘I don’t see anything on the shelves!’ Ohhh how well that has aged now
What?
Logan True bruh
wdym
@@nuxx1876 Made that comment during the covid toilet paper panic buying era
That entire Hot Dog scene was golden, from Bearded's explanation to you editing along with it.
I took multible screen shots
@@tonyfaulki6939 I laughed like a madman at this scene!! As Bearded said, *Comedically Perfect!!!*
I don’t remember this episode of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders
*Battle Tendency
I Think it was After Iggy Killed Dio.
StickMaster500 probably a lost episode
I can't believe you're everywhere
StickMaster500 its leaked part 5 episode 32 footage
'Stairs!? I can't climb stairs!' for the longest time I didn't realize that was a Borderlands reference
Top 10 Famous Last Words
Number 1: "OH GOD ETHAN I RESIZED YOU ON-"
13:25 for the hot-dog.
Thank me later.
Edit: also 13:48 is a f**king treasure.
Ill thank you later
Funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Tank u
69 likes
ITS COMEDICLY PERFECT
When I saw the title I thought
“I smell JOJO!”
6:00 my favorite part. The added sound effects from beard just makes it perfect.
agreed
I need to know what kind of soundboard he uses lmao.
First footage of God, 2019 colorized.
Ye
3:38
“Pillar Men Theme Starts”
90% sure it’s Ultimate Kars’s Theme
It do be called Avelon
AYAYAYYYA
Its good to see bearded alive, fine and laughing
yes
@@randomanimates459 god bless soundsmith, he proved us that he's the best kind of friend someone can get.
bearded is lucky to have him :DDDD
I thought the national treasure was gonna be Jimmy Neutron t-posing.
I'm disappointed
Nicolas Cage would never expect this.
1:40
Ethan: **f$cking dies**
Also Ethan: Alright, I made it.
That's the joke...
*massive explosion*
Alright I made it guys
I’m assuring you no 5 year olds are reading this shit.
@@portal2kid bold of you to assume i'm not secretly a 5 year old
That was a mirage
the hot dog & hamburger skits just killed me xD
Edit: i just decided this needs to be animated.
I don’t we’re meant to be skits
SEND A LINK
3:51
The Guardian: YOU MUST FEAST YOUR EYES ON WHAT I HAVE TO OFFER
Soundsmith: **almost pulls out M1911**
9:50
"Is Dallas."
Proceeds to fill Dallas with bullets
3:38 Remember Kars from jojo's bizarre adventure battle tendency? this is him now.
*he became the ultimate lifeform*
Feel old yet?
@@joshualaing9711 *again*
damnn Kars mustve gained weight from eating asteroids and space ashes
Kars in the new universe
Little did they know, those nails are an extinct metal alloy, created by those who lived before. This metal, strong as platinum, light as aerogel, and as sharp as obsidian, this is what the will use, to kill the Guardian, and take the real treasure.
Soundsmith: give us the metal or we'll take it be force
Metal: *combusts into flame*
"STAIRS, I CANT CLIMB STAIRS" I see that's a Borderlands 2 reference to claptrap
Evan from EverymanHYBRID hates the Borderlands series. I can't imagine why.
1:32
Saying 'I trust you.' to your friend in any game is the worst mindset you can have.
-BEARDED THE TORMENTOR ! ATTACK SOUDSMITH DIRECTLY
-BUT MONSTERS CANNOT ATTACK I, SOUNDSMITH !
-IT'S NOT A MONSTER...
IT'S A GOOOOOOD !!!
Epic yugioh reference
I SUMMON GENE THE EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
@@fatherpucci-madeinheaven362 IN THAT CASE I WILL SUMMON NEGLECTED SENTRO IN DEFENSE MODE !
Kuro, Legion you activated my trap card earrape
*3:28*
[insert obvious pillar men joke]
If you draw a cat on it, does it makes it a caterpillar?
0:00
"No no, Sodomy! You can never tell" - Bearded Expense, 2019
*presses E to pay respects, screams out: "MEDIC!"*
13:52
*_L o o k s G o o d_*
6:54 I never thought someone could scream so insanely yet beautifully at the same time
I was half expecting bearded to like enter with the pilerman theme
Me: Sees thumbnail
This looks good
*watches video for 1 second*
Me: HOLY SHIT MINECRAFT TORCH
they had us in the first half
*Yesyes*
8:26
Kids when they refuse to call their hits while roleplaying
So Bearded got demoted from Lovecraftian God to Egyptian God? Ok.
Soundsmith: How many screenshots should I take?
Also Soundsmith: **YES**
5:57 dude the fact that soundsmith rocket went spiraling around him was extra funny
*_Soundsmith casually walks around in a normal daytime in Egypt with a Minecraft torch_*
Aw man
Garfield in Gmod
Bullets wont work, John
*Kills Garfield with the 9mm*
Shut yo Garfield Gameboyd self up
@@alfiembutitstonymontana9964 no u
@@JumbleDrops1029 oh sht ok
@@alfiembutitstonymontana9964 also, says the guy named gamer god
@@JumbleDrops1029 *inhale* *exhale* *jumps off cliff*
i cant believe an NCR ranger got killed at a 7 Eleven
Nice to finally see the origin of how the crew met Bearded Expense.
Or as he's known in Egypt: Expense of the Beard, the Egyptian God of Scoundrels.
sadly he laughed himself to death over a buguer
R.I.P bearded expense
3.000.000 B.C - 2019
Is he set
*Bearded Transforms Into An Egyptian God*
AY AY AY
*piller man theme plays*
*Y e s.*
Whenever I hear that, I think of oiled abs and a very angry paraplegic skeleton sitting on a golden chair.
@@Lithobraker Also friction, but only of the pleasurable kind.
14:19 Beard's laugh is literally me when i keep rpging my mates when they build in gmod🤣
everybody gangsta until bearded uses the ingame voice chat
This is the kind of content I love watching. Just a bunch of friends messing around and having a good time.
Edit: I'm actually so glad I stayed after the stereotypes, otherwise I wouldn't have some of the greatest laughs in my life. Thank you, SoundSmith, for bringing us such great content, and that hotdog in particular.
Who didn't subscribe to SoundsnithTF2 for Comedically Perfect Hotdogs™?
7:02 Gman: *My time has come*
Never in my life did I think I was going to laugh that hard at a f*cking burger
9:57
*_AAAHHH I NEEED A MEDIC BAAG_*
Shut up dallas
Lmao I was watching this on the Bus and the clip when Bearded was laughing at the Hot Dog & the clip with the Burger both nearly killed me. I almost died of laughter.
wait bearded can actually speak
my whole life is a lie
No, he dusnt speak the entire time. His language is out of this universe. You just think that he speaks because your mind cant comprehend his language.
Did you just spell doesn’t dusnt?
@@JollyHorror1 *spellnt.*
Bearded Expense: (Enters room)
Also Bearded: **Heavy breathing intensifies**
"I sacrifice 3 monsters to summon Bearded the Ascended One in attack mode!"
tbh i wish i could've contributed my earrape skills to this
e
i wish i had a mic
i wish i had a mouth
i wish i could still speak after 7 years of screaming endlessly
i wish i exist
I wish this reply section wasn't terrible
I read the title and the funny thing is I was watching Yu-Gi-Oh before this and well if you know any thing about it you know the 3 Egyptian gods.
14:36 He looks like he's holding the flash light like a fucking blunt and I cant get over it
6:54 half life scientist screams
Soundsmith: Enters the temple
Ominous voice: *Heavy mic gurgles*
Soundsmith: Dear God
*Insert JoJo pillar man theme bearded*
*IS THAT A* *MOTHERFUCKING JOJO* *REFERENCE*
@@KoakaAI *Yes! This is a JoJo reference*
*Chuckles in vampire*
5:16
The Rock when he sells Steve Austin's Stunner
*bearded laughing hysterically at a hamburger*
i always knew bearded was the ultimate lifeform
10:37 Sentro's corpse: Bye SmithSound, my planet needs me!
I guess we now know the answer to the question "Is bearded a god or a man?".
E
@@kikithecornermasturbator9972 E
MarkipliEr E lord farquadd mark zuckErberg E E E
We’ve known for years, he’s neither, he’s Bearded
@@calebbekker4127 He is a blind idiot god, who squelches at the screaming center of existence.
3:56 I like how Sound just hovers over the pistol
6:28
gman just casually walks up and *FALCON PUNCHES* THE CAR-
14:41 Legend has it every medic main watching this died directly after the end.
0:30 ik this is super realistic but I have one nit pic
Why are they holding lights when it’s bright
This is Gmod.
wElCuM tO gMoD