If 2019 was hell? What makes 2020? Hell under hell under hell under hell under hell? We almost fired our president, we almost started WW3, Australia is on fire, and there’s a pandemic responsible for killing 11,000 people in the current moment. I would do anything to go back to 2019.
"damn we having a cup of noodles right now okay... mom is dad ever coming home? no okay... does god exist?... momma why you laughing..." *couldn't have explained cup o noodles better myself shane*
when he siad moma why u laghten that was soo hlt and not 2 be racist but it sounded like a african american which i thiiink thats why it sounded hot 2 ME l have a strange atraction too them idk .
Im opposite, whenever Shane eats something that I like, or something that looks good, my stomach growls I think my stomach has a mind of its own, or it just thinks that whatever Shane eats, it's gonna eat to lol😄💖 This happens so much that I came up with my own quote, "If Shane says it's good, my stomach listens" ik it's bad 😖 Except for the pickles, cuz i hate pickles and vegetables (Just brussel sprouts, Broccoli, and Tomatoes) I just don't like sour things or the vegetables I just mentioned 🤣
Shane: dragging Channing’s sandwich Me: it’s gonna be good Shane. Just give it a chance Shane: this is gonna be disgusting I know it 🤮 Me: alright whatever Shane 😂 Shane: *tries it* Shane: wHy iS iT gOoD?! Me: I KNEW ITT I TOLD YOUUUU 😂
Jennifer Lawrence's food invention is straight up stoner and drunk food..and it all makes sense, lol. I will never understand how people can hate pickles. Pickles are life. I literally eat them whole.
Those celebrities are totally just trying to appear "relateable".... they don't eat that stuff!! That's like me trying to vlog about coal mining when all I really do is Anime and video games.
Don’t worry Shane I’m 13 and me and my family had to move to my great grandmothers house because we can’t pay rent and I have to worry about starving because I don’t have enough money for food and I don’t have a dad.! THAT MADE ME DEPRESSED BUT U MADE ME BETTER
Monster Girls I f#cking hate pickles I even threw up when I ate it that's how much I hate it even my mom hates it if you ever come to my house I will give you all the f#cking pickles you want
"My ass is gonna win an Oscar, for best dramatic performance"
fucking lost it lmao
same tho xD
FRFR
thought it was just me lmao
YASSS FATKING YOU HAVE A THREAD BANGER CUP
pluskavec wow
"Does God exist, Mama why you laughing." I fucking died 😂😂😂😂
Aurea Boone same 😂😂😂
Aurea Boone are you realeted to kaylean boone
lol
Aurea Boone omg I read that exactly when he said that😂
Bella Marie I did too
Everyone's obsessed with james and tati and I'm just hear re watching Shane's videos -
I can relate to this on a spiritual level lol
Can relate
Me too
ME TOO LOL!
Relatable girl relatable!
Shane: dissing girl with pickle jar
Me: trying not to relate to pickle girl
THIS
Random but your so gorgeous
Sameee
@@billiegenew what?! Me?!
@@Rayelaine yes
Great. Now I want pizza...again. #allhailthetrashking
ThreadBanger Omg threadbanger commented! 😄😂💖
ThreadBanger we meet again
ThreadBanger I feel the pain 😭
ThreadBanger HELLO
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Shane: *holding up noodles* "You could see the heartbreak from the people who eat this on a daily basis..."
Me: *Stirring my cup of noodles*
Lilly Craig me.😂
Lilly Craig same
haha me im dead
Lilly Craig same lmao. My diet consists of this literally
Lilly Craig omg your name is lili but spelt differently
Who else watching this two years later
👇🏻
No offense but pls don’t beg for likes
jesus christ can you shut up
Bitch me
How about 3 years?
I’m your 666th like-
“Justin why did you leave this girl” lmao I shocked
I want a relationship that lasts as long as shanes shirts.
yaaaas 😂😂😂😂
Ikr
Zenayda Cano same
Zenayda Cano just so u know.... Most of his shirts are ripped 😂🖕🏻🖕🏻😂😂
PREACH
Shane says “us commoners”
...
Has 20 million subs
He humble
cause this was 2 years ago😂
Alona Juska u mean 21,664,050
He had 9 mil then
Waiting till the world ends. YOU MEAN 21,765,230🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Lol, the corn dog and syrup was a thing my school did for breakfast. Also 2019 is hell.
those are "pancake wrapped sausages" not corn dogs lol
If 2019 was hell? What makes 2020? Hell under hell under hell under hell under hell? We almost fired our president, we almost started WW3, Australia is on fire, and there’s a pandemic responsible for killing 11,000 people in the current moment. I would do anything to go back to 2019.
If 2019 is hell what's 2020 😳
girl take that back, its 2020 and 2019 looks like Jesus
Lmao I wouldn't say 2019 is hell,,, nothing gets worse than 2020
"damn we having a cup of noodles right now okay... mom is dad ever coming home? no okay... does god exist?... momma why you laughing..."
*couldn't have explained cup o noodles better myself shane*
I'm I the only one who thinks his jokes were on point in this video lmao real funny
And I've always liked Selena too
stephanie hernandez noo, i was just thinking that he was extremely funny in this one
when he siad moma why u laghten that was soo hlt and not 2 be racist but it sounded like a african american which i thiiink thats why it sounded hot 2 ME l have a strange atraction too them idk .
Shane: Bitch is crazy, but bitch is a crazy genius
Me: *screaming at the top of my lungs* CRAZY=GENUIS
Same oh and |-/
+Marlene Juarez too much 20 pilots to handle
Rebecca is Gay 69 airplanes /-|
im a twenty one pilots stan lol
Rebecca is Gay same
Rebecca is Gay same😂
“Rehab isn’t something we should joke about” he says after making 10 jokes already 😂
Shane makes me want to hate the foods I like ಥ‿ಥ
taetae_ toffee same lmaoooo
Literally same
Same
Same
Im opposite, whenever Shane eats something that I like, or something that looks good, my stomach growls
I think my stomach has a mind of its own, or it just thinks that whatever Shane eats, it's gonna eat to lol😄💖
This happens so much that I came up with my own quote, "If Shane says it's good, my stomach listens" ik it's bad 😖
Except for the pickles, cuz i hate pickles and vegetables (Just brussel sprouts, Broccoli, and Tomatoes) I just don't like sour things or the vegetables I just mentioned 🤣
WHEN SHANE SPRAYED THE BURGER PURPLE IT REMINDED ME OF THAT PNE SPONGEBOB EPISODE WHEN THEY SOLD DIFFERENT COLORED KRABBY PATTIES
One*
pretty patties!
mrsmusicforlife I love that episode
mrsmusicforlife lol
"PURPLE IS MY FAVORITE COLOR" yeeeeesssss
wasn't it like his last video where he says "nobody uses a plastic knife" like excuse me you just used the knife😂😂😂
Ariana Lidicker 😂😂😂
Ariana Lidicker when you said a "plastic knife" it reminded me of undertale idk why
Ariana Lidicker nobody uses a plastic knife? More like nobody uses a plastic knife... But YYYOOOUUU!!! Haha lol 😂
Ariana Lidicker also the spaghetti noodles that he "hasn't ate in years"
Brittany Plays I feel so bad for mariah carey
"Mama why you laughing"
He sounded like this one actor
Which actor...
cat lover I am a menace
Keep the rack just like tennis
I’m on this shit like I’m dennis
Niggas be hatin
Shane is litterly a 3 year old at heart
And i frickin love it!!💞❤💞❤💞❤😘😘😘😘😘
Raegan_ G27 *literally
lowkey i am the person that says "i want some cup noodles right now" XD
Wolfie Animation ok same me and my friends do that too
That is me and I ask for Chinese food all the time
I never had em. We don't support those.. We only support Ramen. 😂
Cup of noodles almost killed me
Wolfie Animation same though
pickles are delicious, shane.
so are fish sticks...
The Gabbie Show hi Gabriel cub u reply 😬
The Gabbie Show Hi Gabbie😄😁😀
The Gabbie Show I LOVE PICKLES TOO
GABBIEEEEE
I love how he complained about everything but he loved everything except the pickles...
My mouth started watering when he pulled out the pickle
Lol😂😂😂
Shane: This is a cry for help when you eat a cup of noodles
Me: *Looks down at my own cup of noodles* Meh, truth...
Summer Schultz me??
Summer Schultz I guess?
Summer Schultz lmao i hate that nasty shit especially eggs to fuck that
@@Jump-Man especially eggs to fuck that?? fuck what?? what? are you using the eggs to fuck??
👏👏👏👏👏
I don't care what anyone says. We are all subscribed to Shane just to watch him eat food and slay the world😂😂
Lauren Owens and see creepy videos
We all know Shane is going to take over the world someday.
Lauren Owens i
Lauren Owens g
“oh the extra chemicals makes it even better”🤣
Anyone else here after the James and Tati scandal to see some positivity on UA-cam? 😂🤷♀️
And now there’s his
SHANES GOAL EVERY DAY: Make everyone hungry 😂
this is a fact tho ahaha
Love ur videos daniel. Theyre hilarious 💜
TRASH
Jaelan S dont talk about yourself like that
K bitch ur everywhere (no shade)
this video made me hungry
ima make some food
just saw you on poppys vid i think im following you accidentally
I'm going to make some food too Carmie
touchdalight CARMIE
touchdalight almost as thirsty as your videos make me 😏
Shane: dragging Channing’s sandwich
Me: it’s gonna be good Shane. Just give it a chance
Shane: this is gonna be disgusting I know it 🤮
Me: alright whatever Shane 😂
Shane: *tries it*
Shane: wHy iS iT gOoD?!
Me: I KNEW ITT I TOLD YOUUUU 😂
@FandomKween13❎ STOP THIS IS FROM 2 YEARS AGO AHHSHS. also no. I will not stop. You cannot stop me.
Let’s take a bigol bite -Shane
Takes the smallest bite ever 😂
"Mom is dad ever coming home no ??" "Does God exist momma why you laughing ".
Poor Shane Dawson😢😢😢😢
malzzz zz it’s a joke
big oof.
I saw this as he said it
me
who’s here after he pulled out the ringggg ..?!
evelyn A .! Yesss
Yasss
evelyn A .! I was before that tf
YES
*FUCKING ME AND IM HAPPY*
Shane: *exists*
Shane’s shirts: kill me...
My butt is gonna win an oscar for best dramatic performance. There will be tears"
Jennifer Lawrence's food invention is straight up stoner and drunk food..and it all makes sense, lol.
I will never understand how people can hate pickles. Pickles are life. I literally eat them whole.
Monica Marie I hate pickles
Monica Marie Same
Monica Marie everytime i went to mcdonalds i always asks for extra pickles...
Monica Marie ME TOO HAHA
Monica Marie I hate pickles but it's ur opinion about them
Those celebrities are totally just trying to appear "relateable".... they don't eat that stuff!! That's like me trying to vlog about coal mining when all I really do is Anime and video games.
lol i can "relate" to that
haha anime + video games is pretty much the only thing i can relate to
AnimeUproar ghhjgjggghjjjj
AnimeUproar but how is coal mining relatable?
AnimeUproar ayeee anime and video games 🙌🏼🙌🏼
I miss this Shane
"I would rather you do drugs"
So inspiring
It's a suicide note" no it's a soupicide note
BITCH YES IT ISSS
Yass bitch work!!
Omg yaaas
Rocksaltfilms oh that’s great i love that
Yes girl yes
when he sprayed the Big Mac I just went "pretty patties"
Johara 3nezi why do I find your comment sooooo funny😂!?!?!
OMG PRETTY PATTIES
Johara 3nezi l
Johara 3nezi lol I love spongebob
IM CRAVING CUP NOODLES MOST OF THE TIME LMAO
Love waking up in the middle of the night and watching this 4 years later
6:09 THE WAY HE SAID SELENA GOMEZ GAVE ME LIFEEEEEE
Kassandra Portillo 9:36
10:05
"My ass is gonna win an Oscar...for the best dramatic performance." lol
I read that when he said it. Good job.
When he sprayed purple on the burger i immediately thought of that episode of spongebob with colorful krabby patties
I still love Shane :)))
because you're a racist pervert :)))
VGN Alz and you’re not one? You’re watching Shane videos too 🤷♂️
VGN Alz your the racist one Assuming a persons stand in life
6:03 DID SHANE JUST ADMIT TO WANTING A SHOWER???
Hannah Voorhees PENNYWISSSSSSSSSSSSE
illumina TEA your username gives me life I loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
HOLLLYY
illumina TEA LOL
Shane: i HATE pickles
Me: *mouth literally watering from seeing the pickle*
EWWWWWWWWWWW
Dixie White same
SAME
SAME OMG ITS SO NOICE :DDDDDDDDDDDD
Dixie White they're the best
I miss these types of videos where I would actually laugh & enjoy it the whole way thru 😔
Shane: judges food before trying it
Also Shane: ends up loving the food everytime😂
PSA: YES I KNOW THIS VIDEO HAPPENED A WHILE AGO BUT STILL
I love that Shane laughs at his own jokes
Anne it’s relatable :)))
Fucki meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!
Jin(BTS) he even laughs at his own dad jokes *winshield laugh*
The corndog with syrup is actually pretty common. They would serve that as breakfast at my high school.
Gema Cruz yes but it was sausage instead of a hotdog!!🤗
Gema Cruz They served that at every school i went to.
Gema Cruz we also got ones where the bread was pancake and the inside was sausage
Yep
America is such a strange place
Don’t worry Shane I’m 13 and me and my family had to move to my great grandmothers house because we can’t pay rent and I have to worry about starving because I don’t have enough money for food and I don’t have a dad.!
THAT MADE ME DEPRESSED BUT U MADE ME BETTER
Aw im sorry mate, it will get better i promise
The year is 2020 and I’m still rewatching these videos.. I miss his old content. I love his new one but the nostalgia :-:
"are you a top or a bottom?"
" I like to do both"
"BITCH YOU SWITCHIN'!"
T. Michael the correct word is flippin 💅
💋💋💋💋💋
Royalty Kennels
+theswiftyhorse AJ I'm a Larry
T. Michael 100th like
Dead💀😹
My elementary school actually served corn dogs and a pack a syrup for lunch sometimes.
Emily Simmonds ILY HAHA
WOAH SAME
Mine is sausage wrapped in bread on a stick
That's what they sometimes give as breakfast at my high school😂
Schizophrenic Chameleon my school sometimes serves a slice of bread with a piece of melted cheese on it
2:30 Shane Dawson really just roasted all college and university students
"She practically started a charity for me" 😂😂💀
Is it weird that the pizza spaghetti sandwich looked SO good to me
I love these videos so much Hahahaha
I don't know 😭😭😭
Ben Blue same
No, not at all. It looked like some sorta expensive sloppy joe lol.
I thought it was disgusting.
Those 2.4k dislikes are from people who love pickles 😂😂
Marco I love the pickles but I’d never dislike his vids lol
EWWWWWWWWW
And gabbie hanna
Truuueeeeee
SO TRUUUU
Top ramen and cup noodle are NOT the same thing. Do it right Shane!!!!
watching Shane’s old eating vids is a mood.
Some people be like: " I clicked because of Justin Bieber"
I be like: "I clicked because it's a Shane Dawson video"
Sameee
meee tooo
And im here like "omg Shane video...OMG Bieber in it"
Same
Amen
*Favorite Shane catchphrases:*
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*_"Me."_*
*_"That's Everything"_*
*_"She is painted for the gods!"_*
*_"I don't know her."_*
*_"Yass queen!"_*
*_"She is snatched!"_*
*_"Slay bitch!"_*
*_"Literally me in 2006"_*
*_"Bitch, i'd fuck that up.."_*
*_"Hi, i'm trash."_*
*_"Because.. hi i'm shane."_*
JookaBits where is BITCH FUCK ME UP
WHERES I’LL GO HOME
You forgot "Hi welcome to UA-cam.com/Shane"
You forgot, “OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD”
I’ll go home ?
Remember when he did these kinds of videos.... but like honestly love all his videos!!
who else is binge watching shane in 2020
HIS SNORTS GIVE ME LIFE
ty
I just gøt sø emø I fell apart IKR LOLOLO!!!
Parker Best TY XD
I just gøt sø emø I fell apart |-/
Heavydirty BLURRYFACE |-/
Is no one going to mention him pouring out the ENTIRE bottle of syrup for two bites 😂😂
Stray Austen RIIGGGHHHTT 💀
it shane what u expect
Stray Austen i literally want to try that with mini corndogs!
Stray Austen he probably drank the rest of it
I love coming back to these old videos lmao
Anyone going back to shane's old vids during quarantine 😊
It's so funny when he laughs at his own jokes because he's alone 😂😂
ayo LillyandAnnie SAVAGE AF
HOW THE HELL IS SHANE HILARIOUS IN EVERY SINGLE VIDEO?!!!😂😂😂😂 there hasn't been a video I haven't had a stomach ache after watching😂😂😂😂😂😂
Roadrunner1033 IKR!
Roadrunner1033 he's just naturally funny 😂😂❤
Roadrunner1033 you didn't add a question mark....
Roadrunner1033 RIGHT HES SO FUNNY WTF
watch the break up one dat the only on not funmy
Almost 3 years later and I will still say this... PICKLES ARE THE FUCKING BEST AND THEY ARE A LOT OF PEOPLES FAVORITE FOOD!
Yes I’m binge watching Shane’s old videos and what about it 🤷🏽
Who else remembers Another Cinderella Story where Selena is just sitting in that chair with a jar of damn pickles?
I LOVE THAT MOVIE
oh my god when i was younger that was my absolute favorite movie - i was like wait why the frick is she just eating pickles?
That Random Meme Child UwU it’s on Netflix
Love her 😂 and yes I remember!
I live for ramen noodles
Sanjanna Tullah sameeeeeee
sameeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Sanjanna Tullah same
SAMEEE
Samee, We don't support cup noodles.
Hes really good at explaining shit
Hey Shane, I just wanna let u know ur the only thing keeping me from running away rn. Ur drowning out my moms yelling, thank you.
I love pickles but we have none in our house.., I'm so jealous!
Monster Girls same tho
Monster Girls I f#cking hate pickles I even threw up when I ate it that's how much I hate it even my mom hates it if you ever come to my house I will give you all the f#cking pickles you want
OMG same
Vivian Martin I feel so bad for you I'm sorry
Monster Girls I'm so sorry
.........that moment when the pizza chili spaghetti thing looks good.
It looks like vomit/diarrhea
Samantha DeGroot Well it doesn’t *look* good it seems like it would taste good.
I’m gonna barf 🤢
Yasssssssss
I agree it looks like it would be good
1:08
I can relate. I have boots with zippers on them.
PICKLES ARE DELICIOUS!!!!!!!! I NEED THEM TO SURVIVE
2:01 "Mandela effect bitch" dead
+PacifiedCheetosDinosaur YASSSS MELANIE
Antonella Calvano hahaha
YASS MELANIE
Antonella Calvano love your profile 👍🏾
E and A Gaming I recognized poo
“ Justin why did you leave this girl”
HE CAME BACK AFTER THIS VIDEO
Ok Sick ikr😂😂😂😂
Lol. I love cup of noodles... it was the only thing I could hold down during chemo.... I STILL love them
Shane it’s spaghetti bolognese Bol-in-ase. It’s amazing!
Shane: I Love corndogs!
Me: ... I have never tasted one... *Cries*
FlakySnow DK (Lenny face inserted)
they are disgusting
You have missed out on so much
I live in a country where we don't have those..
oh gurl its ok me neither
I love how you can have a full grown conversation with a camera and be so entertained😂 also who’s watching in 2018
Me
shane: *talking about how eating cup noodles is a cry for help*
me: *sitting here at three am eating cup noodles* 👁👄👁
I’m watching this at 1 in the morning and all the food looks good
Shane I won't tolerate you dissing cup noodles.😂😂😂😂
Cara-jay Bailey it's great for a broke hungry kid 😂
Cara-jay Bailey Cup, O, Noodles
I only eat it when it's the only thing in the cabinet
Cara-jay Bailey I LOVE THAT STUFF
Cara-jay Bailey I
When I saw the corn dog in syrup, I thought about these things that are sausage and pancake on a stick with syrup instead of corn dogs
Cosplay Waifu THOSE ARE SO GOOD!!! RIP sweet pancakey goodness 😋
It a hot dog
It made me gag
Cosplay Waifu Yes it’s so good
Omg Me
spaghetti served with a sauce made from tomatoes, minced beef, garlic, wine and herbs
do these videos again n i’ll
forgot all the drama n through my money at u
I ❤️ watching shane everyday he cures my depression
Madalynn M Same
But... he hints at his
Same. I wish i could hang out with shane.
@@Haileyschannel2015 u Irish???
I was having the worst day ever and I was crying but you made me laugh and smile and stop crying ☺️😊😉😘
Garnet The Crystal Gem STEVEN UNIVERSE!!!!
Pastel Rainbow hi
Pastel Rainbow go to 13:06
He said fish shits 😂😂😂
Garnet The Crystal Gem okay
His intro gets me every time
Shane: HEY what’s up you guys, YES!
Me: 😱😂
You made a makeup palette , you done good 🥺💗