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- Опубліковано 18 чер 2017
- Japanese Sumo Robots
Carefully edited takes from several years of footage.
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Had to go so far down my liked playlist to find this
Congrats man
Even after like 5 years this madlad pinned you lol
How many videos are in your playlist???
@@theone.whoasked 4,126
@@delnotdell damn
5:27
*HP Printer joined the game*
🤣🤣🤣🤣💖
Why is that so accurate
Stolen
Ehuehuehu
This comment had me wheezing!
3:46 "Im gonna do whats called a pro gamer move"
JUKED
Kristijan Oros Dude that robo got SIKED.
4:04 - 4:11 That same robot just straight up Suidiceded themself.
Pulling the chair.
socaliguy81 Happend to me today during music.
My Classmate was arguing about him not seeing the board (wanted to switch spots)
Then I went to a new chair then my other classmate pulled the chair I was going to behind me on accident thinking it will solve the problem. Cause he thought I was not gonna sit there.
5:32 One lagging and the other AFK
Honestly fuck the printer jokes this is hilarious
Get this man to top
@@adjoint_functorno
XD
3:45 probably the best anime dodge ever
Lol
why do you have to put anime in there
@@verlax8956 why not? It's part of the joke
@@verlax8956probably because the robots were japanese made?
@@31oannamphong66when you see “Japanese” and think anime, you’re a retard.
3:46 is the greatest anime battle of all time
Lmao
*outstanding move*
and in like, a second maybe?
It still gets me every single time.
That particular move is actually a frowned upon in Sumo.
0:31 20th century fox intro
underrated
That is pure genius
Wow
Haha
Lol
1:40 the bot on the right: *My goals are beyond your understanding*
Left robots: having a stroke
"I have one goal and one goal only: I want to S P E E N"
LOL
8 triagrams lol
"I'll try spinning, that's a good trick" (also, Vinny fans in the replies I see. SPEEEEEEN!)
3:46 I’ve watched this more times than I can count and it gets funnier each time
i feel kinda bad for it
yes
Yeet
It's like Joseph's secret technique, he just runs away while the enemy fully expects him to fight with full power
This is the equivalent of saying "I'm over there" and having it work.
What you were taught 3:46
What they gave you on the exam 4:08
Deserves more likes 😂
More likes pls
I like how it’s the same robot
@@cakedud3341 Nah his android batteries fell out lmao.
Amazing
These are some aggressive toasters.
@The Volatile Walker @Mesotolioma I’m down
Nan da teh
adeptus mechanicus : *_*
Door stoppers*
*you have anger the machines spirit*
2:57 I wish there was more of this one. That's so sick and smart.
Same! It won so effortlessly too...
@@alanstringer.
I don't think so, that robot (the green one) must have take a lot of work, it's a really cool weapon.
Пока все идут по мете и делают однотипных имбалансных роботов трамплинов, разработчики зелëного робота решили пойти против меты и сделать робота который эффективен только против меты.
“Get flipped idiot”
It reminds me of Bronco from Battlebots
3:46 that one kid who ignores high-fives:
-Dodge increased to 100-
Aoyama-kun?
@@nivoo12 Now that’s a name I haven’t heard since I started my freshmen year in 2017
0:39 Robot: And you're watching Disney channel.
Mickey's 22 Ears Explained
Lol
Lol
Wtf lmao
Lmao
2:07 I legit think this bot is on cocaine
Isn't every bot on cocaine???
They all on cocain
LMFAOO
@@champagnenothapipapi8185 3:46 you call this on cocaine?
@@UCgx7OseCrundqkE8oEVeobg r/woooosh
1:59 i like how it just politely pushed the opponent out of the ring
All fun and games until they make them life size! 😮
4:08 when your opponent is so OP so you decide to shit yourself instead of putting up a fight.
Mêm hayday
Pov: you watch YT tutorial 3:46
You try: 4:08
@@gasterstickminomg fr
@@gasterstickminjust realised both are actually the same robot LMAO
I love how it's the same two bots from earlier. How do you go from "lol, you thought?" to "I guess I'll die."?
5:28 Ladies and Gentlemen I present... the early 2000's Inkjet Printer strategy! lol
haahhahah dude I'm rolling
The Excelllence - Ear Bacon Network Loooooooool
The Excelllence - Ear Bacon Network good one
well that's pretty good
The Excelllence - Ear Bacon Network -- Dot Matrix?
1:41 "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick!"
Beyblade
Star wars
Now this is pod war!
one punch man
Spin to win
1:41 “It’s over, you have awakened my full power...”
The other guy : "you arent the only guy who has improved"
3:30 : he mastered the techniqe
@@Vixen-debo i love how the other robot fucking blasted off like team rocket
1:10 I like how this bot literally starts drilling the other.
It Woody Woodpecker that bot 😂
Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora
Muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda muda
STANDING HERE I REALISE
All the memes are here lmao
2:11 “I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you.”
i move at the speed of light
TerminalMontage?
@@Monkeigh7 yup
Wahoo
N-Nani?!
4:35 Wheel: "aight, imma head out"
XD
It knew that there was no victory xD
lmao
It literally rolled out lol
*weezzz*
1:18 most enjoyable Slap fight ive seen in a while
5:12 a crash of unbelievable Power,right when they thought that one robot would lose...he fought until the end and won,omega chad
Main character arc XD
3:46 "KING CRIMSON."
*NANI?!*
Why does this exactly explain how King Crimson works?
5:17 RODDA ROLLA DAAA ORAORAORAORAORAORA
MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA
za warudo would work better but yeah
HOLY MOLY WAS THIS A JOJO REFERENCE?
4:05 is the best one. It just shits out its battery and gets slammed. lol.
Bro, u made my day
Must have been damage from previous fights, I guess.
_Omae wa mou shindeiru_
@@J4hk2 ikr
That robot went with a different tactic, it was robot gore, that robot wanted to gross the robot out so bad that it would die.
3:46 imagine
4:08 reality
Lmao
Same trick but different effect
Nah that’s one’s real hilarious 😭
4:18 "Nothing personal, kid."
Isaac Wolf LMAOOOOOOoo
*Personnel
Nothing personnel, kid*
federico saviano Actually, its nothing personal. Personnel would mean like people employed in a organization.
@@oasis5994 it's personnel lmao
3:46 me approaching a girl
A swing and a miss
All the time
Very relatable
@@trite00onyt BEE B
Then you dropkick her
3:46 "The best defense is no be there." - Mr. Miyagi
3:46
Just dropping a timestamp because this is THE funniest thing I've ever seen
2:58 is underrated
I think, this is a very good strategy
FR
Thats really smart yeah
Le flip
Bitch please!
5:15 When the protagonist fights back after remembering good memories and fights back at full power
ah yes shonen anime
And has a 5 episode flashback of his childhood abd starts believing in the power of friendship
Yes
Yeah it was like incredible hulk vs abomination
It even sounded like it
1:41 is underrated. It just started spinning in place for no reason and then got pushed off
1:20 “what happened?” -that bot probably
5:27
*_"Remember to crouch and walk slowly to your enemy to lessen your noise"_*
underrated
Battlefield 2 tutorial nostalgia
Crab battle!
when u max out ur stealth
Mustve been the wind
2:40
robots: **confused**
LMAOOOOO
*Wait what are supposed to do again* Ah okay
Rofl xddd
1:11 when woody the woodpecker joins smash bros but the game crashed
Bruh
3:46 me chasing my life goals
Underrated
3:46 "It's a simple spell but it's quite unbreakable."
4:08 it has been broken
@@malachi3369 NOOO
3:46 what you imagined
4:08 what actually happened
I think its the same robot
😂
Lmao
Underrated
top tier comment
3:46 made me spit out my water
that's a pro playa's move 😃
LOLOL
When your bot has the reaction time of a rotten potato.
I love how the same robot hara-kiried the second time he fought the same robot, who was like "waaaaaitaminute, I ain't falling for that one again."
0:37
Top ten Best Anime Comebacks🎮
@Xavier10 how is that a comeback
I love when they dodge and the other just goes Hyper Aggro mode and flies off the mat all on its own.
Who came after the teleports behind you?
Me DIO
I need the timestamp
Me
It’s not here.
Meeeee
4:05 ah yes, the classic "shit out your guts so the other guy doesn't think your even a robot" maneuver. Risky, very risky.
I almost choked to death from laughing too much. Thanks,I guess?
Bruh this has me dead
made me laugh like a spray bottle
Hahaha
My chest hurts from laughing
0:24 the most decisive victory in the video
Destruction 100
My new favorite pass-time activity is to come back to this video every now and then, just to look at these time stamped comments.
The videos themselves are ridiculously funny
And then you have the comments.
"What is my purpose?"
"You sumo wrestle."
"Oh my god."
Josh Earhart 😂 rick and Morty is great
Josh Earhart oml ahaha
Josh Earhart lmao
Are you kidding? I would be totally happy with that amazing purpose.
THIS ISNT FUCKING FUNNY
YOU WATCHING A POPULAR SHOW AND SPOUTING RETARDED MEMES ISNT FUNNY
YOU ARE NOT ORIGINAL
PLEASE FADE INTO OBSCURITY
5:27 when i start to print something with my 15yo printer
underated lmao
Its so true
XD
Best comment lmaoooooooooo
What makes it more realistic is that it goes straight forward at the end😂
5:15 That guy was remembering the friends he made along the way and his dead father.
Robots in 3019: This is an example of how humans forced our ancestors to fight to the death for a sport
“Who’s laughing now? Figuratively, I mean…not having vocal cords and all.”
5:27
man, I hate online lag -_-
XD
Blind man: Wait
Is this a printer? A HP printer?
@@adrianbutitsjustapseudonym8681 even the part he kills the other robot sounds like it
when the paper comes out
King Crimson.
Nah thats just king crimson
3:46 “after you, good sir”
ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html
LOL
@Ricky o picky 4:12 he didn't do well so he did this
Say a spanish voice over where car 1 says "Guey" car two says "pasale guey" (roughly means go ahead and pass) then car one zooms off the ring.
4:02 i love that little victory dance at the end lol
Everything about this is so cool. I can't wrap my head around how fast and sharp the movements are. It must take so much skill to build and program these robots.
It's fun to build and program these
It's like watching typewriters fight.
modsquad20 5:28 😂😂😂😂😂
These evil contraptions are making a come back and they will soon rule the world.
Very angry, hate-filled typewriters.
id pay to watch that
Typewriters on crack
4:08 :
Robot: OK, the 3:46 move was awesome, I'll do exactly the same.
Robot: *move and loose his batteries*
Robot: Oh shi...
Shim • underrated comment
@@winnerschannel7318 these people like you are so annoying these days
@@ZymonWasHere underrated reply
Shim • What’s funny is that those are the exact same robots in those matches.
Arent those servos?
3:46 is an example of bored player winning in a competitive player
0:57 bro started raging like a gamer after that loss 💀
2:57 that green one is so inventive
500 iq
^^
It's a main character
counterthrown*
@@bazzxliner God this is so true!
This is the side of the family R2D2 doesn't like to talk about.
Lol this is underrated
This version of robot fighting is so much better than the one I grew up watching. It doesn’t drag on.
4:08 - Saddest anime sacrifices
5:02 - NANI?!?
0:32
Oh you’re approaching me
I can’t push you of the platform without approaching you
Ho-hoh
【 dannismosan 】 KONNO DIO DA
ZA WARUDO
I would say yare yare but that just adds on to it
Is that a fucking jojoke
that was really fast, usually the fight takes 10 episodes and 5 filler episodes instead 5 second.
don't forget the flashback episodes
Namida tears?
Namida it takes a long time to charge a spirit bomb
Attack on Titan?
You must watch one piece
The tutorial making it look easy: 3:46
When you try to do the same thing: 4:09
Japan : let’s just be civil and push our bots
America : *pure destruction*
baby baby baby baby
5:01 it’s like it got scared from it dropping
YEAH!!
"D'ah!! Stay away from me you freak!"
amd then it enters a panic state lmfao
OH GOD *PEACOCK*
"I'm bigger than you!"
"OMG... wait a minute..."
i love how you can hear the guy make the exact same yelling sound at 3:41 and 3:43 😂
Omg what the fuck
*AAAAAAAA*
LMAO
Japanese Vilhelm scream
He sounds like a dying NPC on a videogame lol
Amazing, this isnt just a hardware contest, its also software.
3:47
*please go this way sir
*okie dokie
2:12 the way it laughs as it pushes the opponent off the edge
PFFFF- This is underrated
Is that kefka's laugh?
then it falls off
lmao i died
Fr sounds like sonic.exe
2:40 "What" "What" "What" "What" "What" "Wat" "OI" "DAMMIT"
Soo accurate. 😂
Brilliant. This is true Robotwar.
It's not about brute force, it's about agility. Very Japanese.
Years later this showed up on my youtube home screen once more, and boy am I glad it did :)
5:26 He's just standing there, Menacingly
iS tHaT a hOlOLIvE rEfErEncE¿¿?
Oh you are approaching me
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@@floatingheadextras6682 spongebob reference more like
Shut up jojo weeb
5:17 -The power of friendship in a nutshell
So true
"He said shock absorption; not nullification. That means there's a limit to what he can take, right?"
@@tylerh231 Ahhh yes, Boku no Asspull
Lost my shit real good here... truly, the power that surpass any power in anime troupe...
I can feel the robot going
*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
I have no idea why I'm laughing like a buffoon but here I am.
This is amazing.
This is fantastic - you really almost have to watch it in slo-mo to appreciate what they're doing. Smart referee wearing the shin guards!
4:01 was the best, wait around and then cocaine mode initiate
I love how it just cut away to the next one xD
I like how you can tell where the range of the ultrasonic sensor begins
1:20
*_Avoids_*
*_Opponent commits suicide_*
*_Looks at him_*
*_Turns front_*
Robot: "Ok then"
Breueueueueh momento
brobot did a double take
Feelsbadman. I hate when that happens.
And all of that in seconds
Iron division user
Western robot battle: We got hammers, saws and sh!t!
Japanese robot battle: We have teleporting robots.
5:26 is the epitome of the below.
Drax : I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... Watch.
[slowing starts moving his hand]
Peter Quill : You're eating a Zargnut.
Drax : My movement... is so slow... that it's imperceptible.
4:08 imagine building this for weeks or months only to self destruct in 1sec
300 likes and no comment ? let me fix that
@@justmynameandnothing.8477 i want to comment something to but i don’t know what to comment
@@Horror_skullgames How about this: I legit thought that was some sort of distraction or decoy, the fights are so fast. Then I realized that it was more like a sea cucumber defense without the regenerating innards part.
Pretty sure that bot just crapped itself.
5:17
*GIRLS FIGHTING IN SCHOOL*
The sound is the same too
E
IM LAUGHING BY THE SOUND
🤣that sounds like screaming
Yes, and they produce smoke too.
The speed and traction on those things are absolutely ridiculous!!
the same robot who dodge at 3:46 is actually at 4:08
1:40 Eight Trigrams: Palm Rotation
Is ThAt A nEjI rEfErEnCe
kaiten!
LMAOOO
Yes
1:11 Sixth Gate : Asakujaku
3:31 that would never happen ever again, very rare moment caught on tape, Now imagine these lil guys in a restaurant on a flat grill flipping hamburgers.
Wheeee
-i believe i can fly-
yEET
You underestimate his power!
Uppercut! RING OUT
Jesus, I thought those videos were sped up. These things are incredibly fast
The one at 3:46 cracked me up. "After you, dear Sir!"
3:46
"You may pass"
"Sure thank... Nani?!"
😂😂😂😂😂
I’m your 666th like thanks to me
Olé
🤣🤣🤣
5:12 greatest anime fight ive ever seen lol
5:17: Villain:“I am stronger than you!“
Mc:“But I have the power of friendship!“
I'll sacrifice myself no matter what it takes
So it would seem...
@DANGEROUSCB mudamudamudamudamuda
Lol
I was wondering why their movement looks familiar n I realized they move like jumping spider so cool
Looks like the arena is magnetic, allowing the robots to stick to the surface and make rapid adjustments to their moves
4:35 he actually broke his angles
Like literally he stopped thinking
Eventually, Robot stopped thinking.
@@CinnabarCereal
Why does this sound familiar? I can't remember thou
@@hunterofdarkness8329 "Eventually, Kars stopped thinking."
@@CinnabarCereal
Thanks I remember now the game now
5:27 as you can see the predator approaches it's prey with great care, moving stealthily so to not be noticed. And when the unsuspecting prey is within reach....
*IT POUNCES*
-Nut Geo
HP Printer
Incredible documentary you have made my good man.
*EXPLAIN 100*
Lol i am the 666th like on this comment
I tend to watch/listen to videos in 2x speed but dang it... I had to check because I was sure it must have played it in 2x again... but nope! Speed: normal! WTH!? Totally unexpected but fascinating to see those little speed demons battle it out!!!
00:37 damn the Japanese Olympic opening ceremony is cool