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I was just thinking this actually. I would have also gotten some garlic flower, string and made necklaces out of it . And maybe see about sowing some crosses into my clothes, or at the very least gathering as much as I can. I also would have seen about the possibility of UV lights.
@@quiteslayer4067as a Catholic, I have many trinkets with crosses on them. Only one actual cross, but we have tons of popsicle sticks and tape. One of the trinkets, a bronze/copper wall thingy has residue from holy water that evaporated from it years ago. We also have pointy dowel.
one thing i feel is missed here is that the sun being a weakness for vampires means its likely a handheld uv light would be like a handheld sun for an offensive/defensive option
eh it depends on which version of vampire this is. in some versions its the UV radiation in other versions its not the UV but the suns symbolic nature as the banisher of the dark that harms vampires.
@@campeãodomundo2137 im glad im not a zombie apocalypse is probably the only way life could suck more than it does lmao but i do like uv lights because of dying light
And he easily had as much plot armor as Rey from the awful Star Wars sequels. The rewriting of an already great story was awful - they made Salem's Lot unremarkable.
>Lock doors stay inside > Stock up food > Put cross in every window > Get holy water > Make a crossbow stake > Make water gun filled with holy water > Hunt vampires > Profit
I live in maine. My job is doing spray foam insulation. I just did a house the other day that is across the lake from Stephen kings house. I wish i could post pics on UA-cam, cause his house is beautiful!!! My step father has done a lot of work on his house. (Insulation and sheet rock.). His bedroom is the entire top floor above his barn!
When i was a wee little lad, I remember watching the original from behind a couch while my parents were warning me not to watch. I had no clue they made another movie. PTSD triggered.
Isn't the reason for the dirt filled crate is to allow him to travel over running water? By being surrounded by earth completely, he technically isn't crossing over water as he's in the earth. Similar to walking over an unground stream you didn't know was there.
You have the advantage of knowing what happened in the movie. But in real life you wouldn't immediately jump to the conclusion it's a vampire in the box. Its not obvious from there...
@@loganr6203 you aren't paranoid enough. My first thought would be its a vampire in the box since they can only travel long distances and over runnin water if they are in a coffin or box filled with the soil of their homeland. I wouldn't assume that it was a vampire in the box, but that thought would instantly rush into my head but im also super weird.
@@wilddeath1 Being truthful, would you genuinely believe there is a vampire in the box? I doubt you would actually believe there is a real vampire in the box (it may be a thought but I believe you wouldn't actually know and would just continue what you were doing if you were there)
I'll go out on a limb here and say yes if your faith is strong enough. It's still technically a cross and a representation of your faith. If you doubt it for a second though it would be useless like what happened with the Priest.
Runes of protection. I’m more curious what would happen if you pitched a tent mid run and got in. Would it make them unable to get in or do you need to set your spawn before it counts as a residence? Also, does a hose stream count as running water?
@@npickle54That’s a mistranslation, it never specifically says tattoo in the Hebrew version, that’s just how some English translators decided to interpret it directly translated it’s most accurately “And a mark to the soul do not put on your flesh. And a writing of a mark do not put on you. I am the LORD.” People still debate exactly what this means because it can interpreted in multiple ways, some say it’s about branding yourself others think it’s scarring yourself intentionally, some people think it’s tattoos
I always hated the “Invitation rule”. The vampire can’t be truly invited in your home if they’re using mind control on you. It’s like them just letting themselves in.
33:00 haha right here I had looked away when you said “cutting off his hand on a shard of glass” all casually and I was like whosy what now? Oh cut his hand? Nope he said cutting off his hand
How it should have gone: "Master, I have brought you this child as a sacrifice! Any last words, child?" "...Master, I have brought you this full grown man as a sacrifice!" *shocked pikachu face*
Une chose qui m'a frappé avec ce film c'est que tous les personnages font preuve d'un sang froid surréaliste en mode " mais non les vampires ça existe pas .... oh tiens un vampire "
As a message to all the people saying “I’d definitely know it was a vampire I was dealing with from the first second,” no you wouldn’t, you’d be curious as to why you were moving a box of dirt.. and move on, you watch movies so you know what to expect, in IRL scenarios you don’t have that prior context… sit your asses down, and accept that you aren’t making it through that scenario without some insane luck.. so many of these “How to Beat” scenarios require having context beforehand which is basically impossible, otherwise you’re just going with the flow and praying you make it.. let’s face it, all the “stupid” decisions made in horror movies are made by scared people who’ve never had experiences like this before and are exhibiting natural fear responses of making irrational decisions… stop acting tough and accept the facts
That's a funny take considering Mark exists, he would have knows what he was dealing with. Also no, the majority of "dumb decisions" made in horror movies are so the plot can move on, for example, why didn't the family in A Quiet Place move near the waterfall if it fks with the aliens? So that the movie can happen. Cabin in the Woods deconstructs this trope as all the stupid decisions taken by the characters are set up through drugs and conditioning by Discount SCP Fundation.
"Coming to a town near you" I'm actually only 20 minutes from Cumberland, Maine, which is right next to the fictional town of 'Salem's Lot, according to the book. I was actually staying in Cumberland (house-sitting for a family member) when I read the book.
Oceans are considered still bodies of water. Not running water. 12:12 Yeah, because they usually leave graves wide open until the gravedigger wakes up, and the dirt from the hole is usually deposited 10 meters away. 19:06 "Completely gone", as opposed to "partially gone?" Like a limb moving on its own or something?
Unrelated, but i'm looking for a vampire movie where the or one of the vampire/s is the wife/significant other of one of the MCs. I remember clearly the MC and the hunters killing the vamp lady with a stake, and as she regains her humanity for a moment before passing on, the hunter tells the MC that he "can kiss her now". The movie is either from the 90s or early 2000s.
Send in Blade, Buffy, or if need be... Angel. That's only if you don't take the initiative to kill a few vampires yourself. Nothing a sharpened edges, few stakes, silver, and UV light can't handle. The vampires in this movie were pushovers if you think about how aggressive other movies portrayed them.
I've been meaning to finish this movie. It's a very slow burn at the very beginning. I like the original Salem lot, and return to Salem lot. And honestly I am going to finish this after I get your summary of this movie.😊
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I've been traumatized by the book for over a decade now. The scene where Stephen King graphically describes a young mother punching her baby in the face.... yeah. Unfortunately I can't forget that.
Correct me if I'm wrong but if they just held out in the church for one more night and as soon as it became daylight went straight to the movie theater after believing that they know where the vampires are would they have not been able to basically win with little to no problem. Wouldn't they have at least 12 hours of time to slowly kill off everyone?
I suspect that the amount of survivors could have been improved if they considered arson as an option. Vampires are weak to fire and they can't have a Head Vampire if the lair burns down with him inside.
Vampire huh 1 consecrate the ground slow of which they dwell; surrounding area holy water, garlic, crosses everywhere. Daytime burn the house and dwelling enter with cross shield only if you’re the main character
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The Kid is the mvp here, dude wanted to throw hands with a creature of the night just to save his friends
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only mortis from brawl stars is the creature of the night ifykyk
@@CAM-op5zdFr but the title has a bad history which is that random tomar753 teammate
Brawl stars reference?
@@CAM-op5zdcreature of the wall
When the kid double tapped the vampires henchmen i knew lil bro was a survivor
>get water gun
>Fill it with Holy water
> go first person shooter mode
this worked in my babysitter’s a vampire
I was just thinking this actually. I would have also gotten some garlic flower, string and made necklaces out of it . And maybe see about sowing some crosses into my clothes, or at the very least gathering as much as I can. I also would have seen about the possibility of UV lights.
Wouldn’t it be first person mode though? Since you would actually be the one in control of yourself
@@bernee7856 "go first person shooter mode": am i a joke to you
@@quiteslayer4067as a Catholic, I have many trinkets with crosses on them. Only one actual cross, but we have tons of popsicle sticks and tape. One of the trinkets, a bronze/copper wall thingy has residue from holy water that evaporated from it years ago. We also have pointy dowel.
one thing i feel is missed here is that the sun being a weakness for vampires means its likely a handheld uv light would be like a handheld sun for an offensive/defensive option
"the power of the sun at the palm of my hands"
eh it depends on which version of vampire this is. in some versions its the UV radiation in other versions its not the UV but the suns symbolic nature as the banisher of the dark that harms vampires.
Are you Kyle Crane lmao
@@campeãodomundo2137 im glad im not a zombie apocalypse is probably the only way life could suck more than it does lmao but i do like uv lights because of dying light
the sun... a nuclear reactor of UV radiation. A handheld torch with UV bulb in it doesn't compare in the slightest.
Mark is smarter then 99% of horror movie characters
And he easily had as much plot armor as Rey from the awful Star Wars sequels. The rewriting of an already great story was awful - they made Salem's Lot unremarkable.
It wasn't bad to me
does anyone remember my babysitters a vampire or my best friend is a vampire? todays vampire content is bringing back memories
bruh
>Lock doors stay inside
> Stock up food
> Put cross in every window
> Get holy water
> Make a crossbow stake
> Make water gun filled with holy water
> Hunt vampires
> Profit
This channel is slowly becoming my "to watch list", see y'all in 2 hours after I actually watch the movie XD
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I live in maine. My job is doing spray foam insulation. I just did a house the other day that is across the lake from Stephen kings house. I wish i could post pics on UA-cam, cause his house is beautiful!!! My step father has done a lot of work on his house. (Insulation and sheet rock.). His bedroom is the entire top floor above his barn!
Can't you post ine on the community tab or something?
edit: On mobile, after hitting +, go over to "post" and it allows you to post pictures.
i lived down the road from his house for a couple years
Post to your community tabs
Too bad he's annoying.
When i was a wee little lad, I remember watching the original from behind a couch while my parents were warning me not to watch. I had no clue they made another movie. PTSD triggered.
His parents really set the bar low when naming him Barlow
13:49 hold up. Man’s is the mvp for not going back in that house
Isn't the reason for the dirt filled crate is to allow him to travel over running water? By being surrounded by earth completely, he technically isn't crossing over water as he's in the earth. Similar to walking over an unground stream you didn't know was there.
No. Vampires have to rest on the ground they lived on before their transformation.
@@avarion9538 it's technically both.
You have the advantage of knowing what happened in the movie. But in real life you wouldn't immediately jump to the conclusion it's a vampire in the box. Its not obvious from there...
It clearly is. The dirt gave it away 🙂
@@avarion9538it's really not. My first thought would be "why the fuck am I moving a box of dirt"
@@loganr6203 you aren't paranoid enough. My first thought would be its a vampire in the box since they can only travel long distances and over runnin water if they are in a coffin or box filled with the soil of their homeland. I wouldn't assume that it was a vampire in the box, but that thought would instantly rush into my head but im also super weird.
Agreed
@@wilddeath1 Being truthful, would you genuinely believe there is a vampire in the box? I doubt you would actually believe there is a real vampire in the box (it may be a thought but I believe you wouldn't actually know and would just continue what you were doing if you were there)
Mark would've soloed the entire twilight franchise
I wish that instead of tapping at the window, the vampire kid had scraped his nails on it. It was so much creepier in the original!
So what if you get a cross tattoo? Would it make you toxic to vampires ?
probably not lmao but it might make you toxic to other humans XD
I'll go out on a limb here and say yes if your faith is strong enough. It's still technically a cross and a representation of your faith. If you doubt it for a second though it would be useless like what happened with the Priest.
Runes of protection. I’m more curious what would happen if you pitched a tent mid run and got in. Would it make them unable to get in or do you need to set your spawn before it counts as a residence? Also, does a hose stream count as running water?
@@Brian80sthe bible says to not get tattoos
@@npickle54That’s a mistranslation, it never specifically says tattoo in the Hebrew version, that’s just how some English translators decided to interpret it directly translated it’s most accurately “And a mark to the soul do not put on your flesh. And a writing of a mark do not put on you. I am the LORD.” People still debate exactly what this means because it can interpreted in multiple ways, some say it’s about branding yourself others think it’s scarring yourself intentionally, some people think it’s tattoos
29:40 "The girl is already tweakin' out" amazing illustration
I always hated the “Invitation rule”. The vampire can’t be truly invited in your home if they’re using mind control on you. It’s like them just letting themselves in.
37:17 "13 down with 2 more to go". *kills Barlow* last kill? BARLOW WAS PREGNANT!?!?!?!?!?!?
2 survivors left
Have a damn good vampiric day!
The fastest sunset EVER
14:05 that’s the smartest thing I’ve ever seen a character do in horror movie!!!! 😂😂😂😂
I know right...he should have survived
Do smile 2 next, its the newest horror film i just watched and its literally mindblowing
I’m happy to hear some good things about the sequel. I haven’t seen it, but had some concerns. I’ll have to check it out.
33:00 haha right here I had looked away when you said “cutting off his hand on a shard of glass” all casually and I was like whosy what now? Oh cut his hand? Nope he said cutting off his hand
Yep, that got me too 😂😂
Can you guys turn up the volume of your iconic background music just a little bit more for your future videos? I love hearing it as you talk
I am surprised no one thought to burn the weird mansion down while the head vampire was inside of it.
Joined cause of Squid Games but I didn’t know know this was an ongoing series type lol definitely got a subscriber, love these scenarios
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Mark is the smartest horror movie character i've ever seen
Early! I’m a really big fan I love your videos
I'm glad Euron Greyjoy bounced back from getting shanked by Jaime
Yay. New vid from HTB = Good day
How it should have gone:
"Master, I have brought you this child as a sacrifice! Any last words, child?"
"...Master, I have brought you this full grown man as a sacrifice!"
*shocked pikachu face*
broski got jumped by the atsatsuki at 30:00
14:05 Smartest decision in horror movie history
The meat shields line in each video always makes me laugh
I just watched this a few weeks ago and I was just waiting for this video to come 😭
70% of these are too dark for me to even see whats going on in the movie scenes without being in a dark room 😂😂
I think I'm too early.
Me to.
I'm 10 mins early
me too 😂
Yes you are
Me too bruh
That move to knock out the movie screen was so satisfying
POTG right there
Une chose qui m'a frappé avec ce film c'est que tous les personnages font preuve d'un sang froid surréaliste en mode " mais non les vampires ça existe pas .... oh tiens un vampire "
Couldnt figure out if this movie was serious or a parody. Really skated that line nicely
Feel like UV light would be useful because sun's light is UV light
I'm watching this while at night
What time zone
@@dyamithomas-nd2by GMT+8 at the time that I reply time is,11:35
As a message to all the people saying “I’d definitely know it was a vampire I was dealing with from the first second,” no you wouldn’t, you’d be curious as to why you were moving a box of dirt.. and move on, you watch movies so you know what to expect, in IRL scenarios you don’t have that prior context… sit your asses down, and accept that you aren’t making it through that scenario without some insane luck.. so many of these “How to Beat” scenarios require having context beforehand which is basically impossible, otherwise you’re just going with the flow and praying you make it.. let’s face it, all the “stupid” decisions made in horror movies are made by scared people who’ve never had experiences like this before and are exhibiting natural fear responses of making irrational decisions… stop acting tough and accept the facts
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That's a funny take considering Mark exists, he would have knows what he was dealing with.
Also no, the majority of "dumb decisions" made in horror movies are so the plot can move on, for example, why didn't the family in A Quiet Place move near the waterfall if it fks with the aliens? So that the movie can happen.
Cabin in the Woods deconstructs this trope as all the stupid decisions taken by the characters are set up through drugs and conditioning by Discount SCP Fundation.
"Coming to a town near you" I'm actually only 20 minutes from Cumberland, Maine, which is right next to the fictional town of 'Salem's Lot, according to the book. I was actually staying in Cumberland (house-sitting for a family member) when I read the book.
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Oceans are considered still bodies of water. Not running water.
12:12 Yeah, because they usually leave graves wide open until the gravedigger wakes up, and the dirt from the hole is usually deposited 10 meters away.
19:06 "Completely gone", as opposed to "partially gone?" Like a limb moving on its own or something?
Have a damn good day, about to watch this with my mom 😈☠🎃
i love ur videos
Now I'm ready to deal with vampires
I liked the intro music. 😊
We need one on terrifier 3
Unrelated, but i'm looking for a vampire movie where the or one of the vampire/s is the wife/significant other of one of the MCs. I remember clearly the MC and the hunters killing the vamp lady with a stake, and as she regains her humanity for a moment before passing on, the hunter tells the MC that he "can kiss her now".
The movie is either from the 90s or early 2000s.
Maybe try Fright Night if you haven’t watched it yet, it kinda fits your requests
Send in Blade, Buffy, or if need be... Angel. That's only if you don't take the initiative to kill a few vampires yourself. Nothing a sharpened edges, few stakes, silver, and UV light can't handle. The vampires in this movie were pushovers if you think about how aggressive other movies portrayed them.
Fantastic!
Love all The Vampire Diaries references!
I've been meaning to finish this movie. It's a very slow burn at the very beginning. I like the original Salem lot, and return to Salem lot. And honestly I am going to finish this after I get your summary of this movie.😊
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Oh man, I loved this book. I don’t like watching the movies though, they never do his books any justice.
Love it when there r smart ppl in movies and they firgue it out without to many clues
Instructions unclear, I ated all the supplies
I've been traumatized by the book for over a decade now. The scene where Stephen King graphically describes a young mother punching her baby in the face.... yeah. Unfortunately I can't forget that.
omg yes what the fuck was that
Salem's Lot was my first Stephen King book, I loved it
Your my favorite youtuber!
I dont remember him cutting off his hand on a shard of glass lol
That boy mark reached goat status
Bro Mark is too brave I wouldn’t be running back to town just to kill the vampire I’m out of there😭
0:40 sometimes people shorten "Richard" name as "Dick"..... So , Dick Striker?
Sliding on the vamps is crazy
Correct me if I'm wrong but if they just held out in the church for one more night and as soon as it became daylight went straight to the movie theater after believing that they know where the vampires are would they have not been able to basically win with little to no problem. Wouldn't they have at least 12 hours of time to slowly kill off everyone?
I suspect that the amount of survivors could have been improved if they considered arson as an option. Vampires are weak to fire and they can't have a Head Vampire if the lair burns down with him inside.
At first, I thought the kid was going to escape, and then I remembered this story was written by Stephen King.
So nobody is going to bring up how two guys are casually lifting a trunk full of soil and a body like they're moving a couch?
the kid is the real gamer here
oh god theyre playing flute!!
At first, I thought that was the Nights King from Game of Thrones with red eyes.
This vampire probably would have made more sense than what we got 😏
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holy water squirt gun
Anyone else catch the 'Accidentally cutting OFF his hand on the glass' ?
It's just a simple flub but it was funny to me
Good luck getting me with all the garlic I eat every day
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my heart couldnt take living ther
Fire is a classic everything weapon
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13 down two more to go got me thinking the MCs would die 😂😂😅
Might be missing something here but how did Barlow enter the house without an invitation 28:58
Plot holes
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I like how instead of putting all the people who got killed in order he just put 1 each time 😭
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Vampire huh 1 consecrate the ground slow of which they dwell; surrounding area holy water, garlic, crosses everywhere. Daytime burn the house and dwelling enter with cross shield only if you’re the main character
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