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  • @MiniMuka
    @MiniMuka 4 роки тому +2597

    Can’t wait to meet ninja

  • @DiamondEnderPearl0135
    @DiamondEnderPearl0135 4 роки тому +1677

    Jack: signs up on amazon dating website
    Becky: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Purplecorgi10
      @Purplecorgi10 4 роки тому +11

      Loll that’s what I thought

    • @KeelyMi
      @KeelyMi 4 роки тому +4

      Exactly

    • @ayena417
      @ayena417 4 роки тому +14

      When “Where will my next UA-cam play button come from” reaches 20 000 likes we get Jacksucksatgeoguesser (it is on the jacksucksatstuff channel)

    • @bacontowerofhell5828
      @bacontowerofhell5828 4 роки тому +4

      Becky probably nows

    • @averagecommenter4623
      @averagecommenter4623 4 роки тому +7

      Exactly what I thought! Doesn't he have a girlfriend? Why is he on a dating site?

  • @macrosharky8947
    @macrosharky8947 4 роки тому +522

    Willne: rich TINDER, mom TINDER
    Jack: what if I sell myself on a Amazon dating website

    • @user-cp1lu1nf3u
      @user-cp1lu1nf3u 4 роки тому +4

      Yo sharky mum*

    • @ayena417
      @ayena417 4 роки тому +5

      When “Where will my next UA-cam play button come from” reaches 20 000 likes we get Jacksucksatgeoguesser (it is on the jacksucksatstuff channel)

    • @macrosharky8947
      @macrosharky8947 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-cp1lu1nf3u I'm American 😂 that's not how i spell it

    • @dekunt6549
      @dekunt6549 4 роки тому +5

      tHaNkS fOr AlL tHe LiKeS
      Fuck off

    • @krajax6875
      @krajax6875 4 роки тому +1

      Ok mom*

  • @jacggg
    @jacggg 4 роки тому +560

    Me: Sees title
    Also me: JACK YOUR A MARRIED LADY

    • @afloatingpineapple6170
      @afloatingpineapple6170 4 роки тому +35

      A MARRIED _virgin_ LADY... can’t forget that

    • @xmachiavellirizex3540
      @xmachiavellirizex3540 4 роки тому +3

      You're can't miss that

    • @nickspencer2207
      @nickspencer2207 4 роки тому +3

      Is he really? I think they still aren’t quite married.

    • @dotnexyoutube
      @dotnexyoutube 4 роки тому +5

      @Nick Spencer Becky is still Jack’s girlfriend, they’re not married yet

    • @ayena417
      @ayena417 4 роки тому

      When “Where will my next UA-cam play button come from” reaches 20 000 likes we get Jacksucksatgeoguesser (it is on the jacksucksatstuff channel)

  • @SB737
    @SB737 4 роки тому +65

    I’m signing up, I might finally get a girlfriend

  • @shrimpypyeah
    @shrimpypyeah 4 роки тому +143

    Gladies and Llentleman, I present to you:
    A 9 year old on a dating website

  • @saraviola8080
    @saraviola8080 4 роки тому +261

    Me: *Sees title*
    Also me: Oh of course he did....

    • @ayena417
      @ayena417 4 роки тому +1

      SomeKid Sara When “Where will my next UA-cam play button come from” reaches 20 000 likes we get Jacksucksatgeoguesser (it is on the jacksucksatstuff channel)

    • @adeonigga8141
      @adeonigga8141 4 роки тому +1

      @@ayena417 would like but it's on 69 likes

    • @sirwondernut2815
      @sirwondernut2815 4 роки тому +1

      Now we wait for him to make a video saying that he got banned.

  • @guywiththekiwi3635
    @guywiththekiwi3635 4 роки тому +134

    0:37 when he casually ads a human to his Amazon cart

    • @GalaxyElijah
      @GalaxyElijah 4 роки тому +1

      GuyWithTheKiwi adds*

    • @guywiththekiwi3635
      @guywiththekiwi3635 4 роки тому +4

      AGalaxyElijah look at your first video *montage*

    • @GalaxyElijah
      @GalaxyElijah 4 роки тому +1

      GuyWithTheKiwi i quickly typed that m8 idc bout it it was an experiment and just to show some friends

    • @guywiththekiwi3635
      @guywiththekiwi3635 4 роки тому +2

      @@GalaxyElijah *mate* not m8

    • @krajax6875
      @krajax6875 4 роки тому

      AGalaxyElijah shut them actual fuck up

  • @JackFielding08
    @JackFielding08 4 роки тому +396

    Me: reads title
    Me: Umm
    Jack: Sees Cora
    Me: just why

  • @nelleicrain
    @nelleicrain 4 роки тому +14

    I have zero idea what I just watched and what that site actually was

  • @ElissaIsBlue
    @ElissaIsBlue 4 роки тому +47

    Mini: sees a shirtless man
    Also mini: hEs deFiNetLY aUstRaLiAn

    • @kotarinn
      @kotarinn 4 роки тому +2

      As an australian, that automatically makes me very buff.

    • @ElissaIsBlue
      @ElissaIsBlue 4 роки тому

      Yep 👍😂😂

  • @rossyboy
    @rossyboy 4 роки тому +56

    jack: signs up for dating site
    becky: 😶

    • @DiamondEnderPearl0135
      @DiamondEnderPearl0135 4 роки тому

      U stole my comment

    • @IBagel2
      @IBagel2 4 роки тому +2

      @@DiamondEnderPearl0135shut up mate no one cares

    • @santiagomarin7687
      @santiagomarin7687 4 роки тому +1

      Diamond Ender Pearl 0135 shut up no one cares it’s the internet

    • @kemo_gaming
      @kemo_gaming 4 роки тому +1

      @@IBagel2 that's rude

    • @kemo_gaming
      @kemo_gaming 4 роки тому +1

      @@santiagomarin7687 that's rude

  • @alexwenham5991
    @alexwenham5991 4 роки тому +60

    Jack: Jonathan looks good
    Jack: proceeds to buy Jonathan
    UA-cam: now this is advertiser friendly

    • @Purplecorgi10
      @Purplecorgi10 4 роки тому +2

      LOLL that’s what I thought! Like, why is buying people “child friendly” 😂

    • @alexwenham5991
      @alexwenham5991 4 роки тому +1

      Purplecorgi10 some dodgy business going on with Jack

  • @AGCol6969
    @AGCol6969 4 роки тому +8

    Jack dont think we missed the Virgin Boy bit

  • @seththe1st
    @seththe1st 4 роки тому +11

    English auto generated captions: 3:04 “as a friend who was a tesla that’s a good one as a friend with asthma”

  • @thedjdan
    @thedjdan 4 роки тому +8

    omg is that another NEW thumbnail picture?! jesus jack's on a mad one this week...

    • @Spenstarr
      @Spenstarr 4 роки тому +1

      He posted on Twitter his series of new photos cause people kept saying he was recycling too many and needed new ones

  • @balloon1725
    @balloon1725 4 роки тому +9

    Jack: goes on dating site
    Becky: am I a joke to you

  • @angelofmuzic
    @angelofmuzic 4 роки тому +13

    This thoroughly confuses me 😂

    • @gamex5921
      @gamex5921 4 роки тому

      Sourmiilky UwU me too

  • @risingnyxx
    @risingnyxx 4 роки тому +3

    Jack: *Has copyrighted music in the video*
    Me: *scrolls down to see if it's been claimed yet*

  • @megselv0052
    @megselv0052 4 роки тому +21

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly i think he's high on crack

  • @ruzals_
    @ruzals_ 4 роки тому +6

    Mini is apparently coming to my house tommorrow at 5PM but he lives quite far away so.. Oh yeah and it says that he is legally blind so I'm not sure if he'll find my house ok..

  • @despicablyawesome
    @despicablyawesome 4 роки тому +2

    i can’t believe i was almost convinced this was a real thing and i’d have to be in denial from now on to retain sanity...

  • @Platina_
    @Platina_ 4 роки тому +2

    5:30
    **programming flashback intensifies**

  • @electrolight5538
    @electrolight5538 4 роки тому +33

    Metions stampy: 😁😁😁
    Gets rid of stampy and put's DanTDM:😯

  • @michelle7002
    @michelle7002 4 роки тому +4

    the fact that i had to google this and read through the faq to figure out if this is real really tells you what state my mind is in

  • @justinklt
    @justinklt 4 роки тому +1

    I love how this is a main channel video

  • @JustElleYapping
    @JustElleYapping 4 роки тому +4

    Becky must be like "why is Ninja at me door"

  • @Neremik
    @Neremik 4 роки тому +2

    i got whiplash with the speed you went through women in this one
    edit: i just witnessed 3 seconds of toxic by britney spears in this video, instant 10/10

  • @manav_c4572
    @manav_c4572 4 роки тому +3

    Me:not wearing my glasses. Everyone: 6:45

  • @mells3167
    @mells3167 4 роки тому +2

    I have a feeling that this is going to be a new series for Jack

  • @r.b.4338
    @r.b.4338 4 роки тому +1

    Who's that in the thumbnail? a new jack for the thumbnail picture? We've been blessed!

  • @benedictfleur1238
    @benedictfleur1238 4 роки тому +80

    Nobody:
    Litterly nobody:
    Why is this meme so overused, we need to kill it

  • @Wooluu
    @Wooluu 4 роки тому +45

    The only way Amazon will get money during coronavirus

  • @Ben-bj6ck
    @Ben-bj6ck 4 роки тому +3

    What would Becky think of this???

  • @synchromatic
    @synchromatic 4 роки тому +2

    0:05
    Only 13 left in stock - order soon 😂

  • @henechiketeNIHONGO
    @henechiketeNIHONGO 4 роки тому +1

    There was so explenation at the beginning, it just started. But even after the whole video, I still feel like I need an explenation😂

  • @annelovespandas
    @annelovespandas 4 роки тому

    MiniMuka TRULY doesn't mess about

  • @katieserellagaming6801
    @katieserellagaming6801 4 роки тому +1

    Do a bio weapon defence video about your Tesla

  • @gaspodeneil
    @gaspodeneil 4 роки тому

    "Subscribe... make sure you subscribe". Gonna be humming that all day.

  • @minxi9646
    @minxi9646 4 роки тому +4

    Video idea:
    You go on one of those websites that redirect you to a rand amazon product. You buy several of those random products and review them on video!

  • @marlsplays7097
    @marlsplays7097 4 роки тому

    Literaly jack in every awkward situation.
    MOO!

  • @Tuxraccoon
    @Tuxraccoon 4 роки тому +8

    Hey Jack, Make a video paying Fiverr guys to say Ninja's tweet "Saying it's ok after losing is such a weak mindset" I think it will be hilarious.

  • @jefferykavins
    @jefferykavins Рік тому

    its funny when mini says "subscribe, make sure you subscribe" at the end

  • @bsf
    @bsf 4 роки тому +11

    jack you forgot So in title

    • @evelyn6662
      @evelyn6662 4 роки тому

      husse breks you're fist congrats

  • @boredrobots4604
    @boredrobots4604 4 роки тому +2

    6:42 "COPYRIGHT STRIKEEE"

  • @miltiadisgiannakakis2506
    @miltiadisgiannakakis2506 4 роки тому +1

    *Even before clicking on the video we all knew that the 532 Five star reviews on the thumbnail were fake...*

  • @bigmangram
    @bigmangram 4 роки тому

    This is just like human trafficking, but with extra steps

  • @chocolatenoodles484
    @chocolatenoodles484 4 роки тому

    Just got my Lovely beanie in the mail! It’s really nice,thanks Jack!

  • @marcuslalnunsanga7578
    @marcuslalnunsanga7578 4 роки тому +1

    *Tinder:Now this is an Avengers level threat*

  • @petrinasnelling240
    @petrinasnelling240 4 роки тому

    Finally subscribed after 3 moths and I've started saying bloody nora

  • @chijagi7996
    @chijagi7996 4 роки тому +1

    I saw Barrett and i was like... ooh ya thats me

  • @RGCTech
    @RGCTech 4 роки тому +1

    One hour delivery!

  • @toni-annwilkes67
    @toni-annwilkes67 4 роки тому +1

    Jack: 'you like an older bird, don't ya'

  • @RyanMoodGAMING
    @RyanMoodGAMING 4 роки тому +1

    Jack I have an idea for JackSucksAtStuff, you find a hacker then you go onto this website and find who you think would fit with the hacker (you can’t use the same person more than twice) and you ban the player for how ever much the person costs or something like that

  • @maxatethedonkey5721
    @maxatethedonkey5721 4 роки тому

    Also, jack, love your tardis picture.. same poster I have in my bedroom!

  • @Whilsen
    @Whilsen 4 роки тому

    The amount of ads on this should be illegal Jack

  • @bencraig9479
    @bencraig9479 4 роки тому +1

    Can’t wait for WillNE’s video on this

  • @rei9202
    @rei9202 4 роки тому +1

    if someone’s grandad chokes on spaghetti and dies then i guess you could say they pastaway?

  • @KapybaraKSP
    @KapybaraKSP 4 роки тому

    Only 13 dates left in stock for Cora... she’s been busy.

  • @iceboundation7671
    @iceboundation7671 4 роки тому +6

    In my opinion this is the weirdest video yet.
    *oops. I forgot the girlfriend mod.*

  • @robconinc1343
    @robconinc1343 4 роки тому +1

    Is this legal human trafficking?

  • @allan.9050
    @allan.9050 4 роки тому +1

    "Cora - Only 13 left in stock."

  • @Riley_Dyer
    @Riley_Dyer 4 роки тому +1

    Umm what! I'm confused. Amazon dating? What!

  • @kitty2558
    @kitty2558 4 роки тому

    Jack should troll pvp hackers by swapping their swords with fish and other food items

  • @m1mii_1
    @m1mii_1 4 роки тому +19

    I’m actually early wtf, I mean it’s worth leaving Joel’s vid for the return of Mini :P

  • @Ashtynn
    @Ashtynn 4 роки тому

    9:26
    How dare you miss cookie!

  • @swankypie9596
    @swankypie9596 4 роки тому +1

    Next video: I bought ninja on Amazon and we played Minecraft

  • @AlegoCarmadein
    @AlegoCarmadein 4 роки тому +1

    You terrified me in the first 10 seconds because my name is Cora.

  • @sploosh7106
    @sploosh7106 4 роки тому +1

    Jack you are a married woman I can’t believe you did this

  • @penguinlill
    @penguinlill 4 роки тому +1

    I’ve Ben early to so many of your vids recently

  • @Creepernator
    @Creepernator 4 роки тому

    I literally have no idea what is going on...
    I love it

  • @darkfight5464
    @darkfight5464 4 роки тому +1

    4th
    Jack I have a Vedio idea when u reset smp before u reset it u should have a purge!

  • @sandraa6631
    @sandraa6631 4 роки тому +1

    can’t wait to meet ninja

  • @antiicey8125
    @antiicey8125 4 роки тому +1

    Cora Must get around
    Mini: Haahha

  • @Purplecorgi10
    @Purplecorgi10 4 роки тому +14

    Nobody:
    Not a soul:
    Not even the universe:
    Jack: *Buy now buy now buy now buy now*

  • @marsiepan
    @marsiepan 4 роки тому +3

    nobody:
    me signing up to see them: *well.*

  • @RummanNaser
    @RummanNaser 4 роки тому +1

    Selling people for money?
    *This sounds oddly familiar*

  • @tripdv
    @tripdv 4 роки тому

    Here are some main channel ideas that might no be so good
    Drawing (you are good u can draw stuff)
    House Tore (I feel like we’ve really only seen your garage and kitchen I guess)
    Rating different things like what’s your opinion on different types of editing softwares and other computer stuff
    More stories about your life Ik u did a draw my life and stuff but I’ve been watching omg I just realized I’ve been watching u for 5 years but I feel like I don’t know a lot of information about you
    Just some thoughts idk I remover you said you were struggling to come up with ideas

  • @alxgaming2096
    @alxgaming2096 4 роки тому +2

    JacksucksAtGettingViews

  • @FatBatmanIsReal
    @FatBatmanIsReal 4 роки тому

    This escalated tooo quickly
    ..........

  • @imshalomng
    @imshalomng 4 роки тому +1

    Jacks next video
    - iVe BeEn DuMpEd...

  • @Matt-ko8vo
    @Matt-ko8vo 4 роки тому +1

    6 tuna? Huh..........

  • @errorlooo8124
    @errorlooo8124 4 роки тому

    Some of the products(ex: Amy, the first image on the site) are by amazon basics. Yea.. that took me a second to get too.

  • @purel-minecraft
    @purel-minecraft 4 роки тому

    jack: touches his face for the thumbnail
    also jack: gets coronavirus

  • @NiteeshTapre
    @NiteeshTapre 4 роки тому +1

    6:41 I died

  • @MinecowplaysMC
    @MinecowplaysMC 4 роки тому

    Love videos like this. Keep em coming 👌

  • @PenguDZN
    @PenguDZN 4 роки тому +1

    Wow you really bullied Sam, he just wanted to play some basketball

  • @maximtkachev4723
    @maximtkachev4723 4 роки тому

    2:05 ahhhhhh look at the number of posts

  • @taylorkopp6278
    @taylorkopp6278 4 роки тому +4

    Well that intro is... dark...

  • @riunakajima2458
    @riunakajima2458 4 роки тому +1

    yes

  • @carysweston5025
    @carysweston5025 4 роки тому +3

    Title: NEW amazon dating website Well this is going to be different...

  • @MegaRookie14
    @MegaRookie14 4 роки тому

    imagine if they do a part two and actually manage to get Ninja in a discord call with them or something

  • @macrosharky8947
    @macrosharky8947 4 роки тому +1

    Part 2?

  • @ThatMomLife
    @ThatMomLife 4 роки тому

    This is by far the weirdest video ever
    And I am 100% here for it

  • @daithibroderick658
    @daithibroderick658 4 роки тому +1

    Can u please open a PO box and u can close it if you get any Tesco club cards

  • @Turbo161
    @Turbo161 4 роки тому +1

    Bro I love paying for dates

  • @esjac619
    @esjac619 4 роки тому

    Jack: stop bullying Sam
    Mini: ok I'll stop
    Jack: starts bullying sam

  • @marcoi4191
    @marcoi4191 4 роки тому

    The amount of posts he has on 2:06 😂

  • @kujioproductions4117
    @kujioproductions4117 4 роки тому +1

    Don’t let your girl friend watch it!

  • @BurgerKingFootLettuce
    @BurgerKingFootLettuce 4 роки тому +2

    Becky has left the chat