DragonBall Z Abridged: Episode 46 - TeamFourStar (TFS)

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  • @TeamFourStar
    @TeamFourStar  7 років тому +1703

    Please support the official release! ➤ bit.ly/TFSFuniNow
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    • @winterthedragongeek1928
      @winterthedragongeek1928 7 років тому +43

      TeamFourStar you should make an ep with vegeata yelling mine mine mine and lands holdin bulmas boobs

    • @lemons7670
      @lemons7670 7 років тому +8

      TeamFourStar what music did you guys use when piccolo used his hellzone grenade???

    • @epsilon9567
      @epsilon9567 7 років тому +6

      Ya know, TFS, I'll tell ya something: you guys, are the Gods of Abridged Series!

    • @dawtip1673
      @dawtip1673 7 років тому +4

      Why is TFS not making anymore episodes dbzabriged 😭😭.

    • @OneLegendo
      @OneLegendo 6 років тому +1

      TeamNineThousandAndOneStar

  • @Rixoli
    @Rixoli 8 років тому +22101

    Seriously what the hells a Kami?
    "It means god, now bow"
    Nailed it

    • @BloomBox36
      @BloomBox36 8 років тому +2407

      Nail-ed it

    • @nellewoodruff6337
      @nellewoodruff6337 8 років тому +256

      +Yo Goodfella XD

    • @LuisManuelLealDias
      @LuisManuelLealDias 8 років тому +194

      best line ever

    • @jigsaw1860
      @jigsaw1860 8 років тому +275

      NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!LLL!L!LLLLLLLLL

    • @tikisix9873
      @tikisix9873 8 років тому +196

      NNNAAAIILLLLL!!!!!!!!!
      ...Couldn't resist ^_^

  • @chawklet
    @chawklet 5 років тому +5917

    You see, 17...
    *You’re not dealing with the average Namekian warrior anymore.*

    • @ac_fauzan2805
      @ac_fauzan2805 5 років тому +271

      "... because I, am a Super Namekian!"

    • @MegaMoh
      @MegaMoh 5 років тому +18

      get original

    • @chawklet
      @chawklet 5 років тому +81

      MegaMoh that’s hypocritical

    • @MegaMoh
      @MegaMoh 5 років тому +35

      @@chawklet. you don't even know what that means

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 5 років тому +91

      MegaMoh Oh, you're just being rhetorical.

  • @cheeseburgerlazers
    @cheeseburgerlazers 4 роки тому +6293

    "it means god, now bow" is the coldest line piccolo has in this series

    • @femmefatalistic
      @femmefatalistic 2 роки тому +142

      I would argue Deadzone's "You're right, because unlike *you*, I don't need help" is on par if not slightly better

    • @shak3ya1m19
      @shak3ya1m19 2 роки тому +197

      @@femmefatalistic "So contextually speaking, how fucked are you?" to Gero was ruthless.

    • @confederatetearsaredelicious
      @confederatetearsaredelicious 2 роки тому +44

      DBZA has some great lines, this is in my top 5

    • @skaterboi65
      @skaterboi65 2 роки тому +9

      shit was so playa

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. Рік тому +6

      @@femmefatalistic Right!? I rewatched that one the other day and found a new appreciation for that movie...

  • @JM64
    @JM64 3 роки тому +5025

    17: "You know 16, yelling "dodge" is more distracting than helpful"
    Piccolo: "And I took that personally"

    • @Kiddo_X
      @Kiddo_X 3 роки тому +91

      Maybe Gohan would be better at it if Piccolo didn't shout, "Dodge!"

    • @bruced09
      @bruced09 3 роки тому +66

      @@Kiddo_X he does dodge cells attacks, which is a time Piccolo didn’t yell at him to dodge

    • @Kiddo_X
      @Kiddo_X 3 роки тому +25

      @@bruced09 I know, and Nail & Kami acknowledged it✊✊. Piccolo was...being a hard ass.

    • @MattBnl2ih
      @MattBnl2ih 2 роки тому +34

      Gohan: *looks at piccolo*
      Piccolo: what?
      What?!?

    • @nathanielcharleston4649
      @nathanielcharleston4649 2 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

  • @MichaelAruba
    @MichaelAruba 8 років тому +13281

    That burn on Yamcha should've earned Krillin some negative owned points

    • @thecosmiccookie3815
      @thecosmiccookie3815 8 років тому +144

      Game Grumpsssss

    • @MichaelAruba
      @MichaelAruba 8 років тому +177

      TheCosmicCookie Yes, those are my fathers :)

    • @hinika
      @hinika 8 років тому +238

      Oh yeah, it should have because that burn was deep.

    • @emperor_ivan
      @emperor_ivan 8 років тому +44

      What do Game Grumps have to do with it?

    • @biglizzy1234
      @biglizzy1234 8 років тому +17

      3rd degree burns

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws 6 років тому +6990

    “It means God. Now bow.”
    They made piccolo such a badass

  • @nameless0510
    @nameless0510 5 років тому +7461

    Nail:Why are you Backflipping?
    Piccolo:To gain some Distance
    Kami: *YOU CAN FLY!!!*

    • @drinidafota1514
      @drinidafota1514 5 років тому +145

      my body my rules XD

    • @JC-co8nw
      @JC-co8nw 5 років тому +131

      Ho? you’re running away from me? Instead of facing me you’re retreating?
      Piccolo : I can’t strategize without gaining some distance

    • @yeetaccount180
      @yeetaccount180 5 років тому +21

      Ora Ora Ora ora

    • @ryanricks3002
      @ryanricks3002 5 років тому +5

      when I seen this as kid 1st I said same thing lol

    • @digital_nobody
      @digital_nobody 5 років тому +8

      LAMO

  • @josephwj7199
    @josephwj7199 3 роки тому +1112

    6:02 Even in the actual show, the back-flipping always seemed off to me and this series hit the nail on the head (pun intended).

    • @andreasprotos2061
      @andreasprotos2061 3 роки тому +44

      Ha! Nail

    • @jpebrz
      @jpebrz 2 роки тому +36

      Because is filler, filler scenes almost always have some bullshit in then

    • @kiwi_2_official
      @kiwi_2_official Рік тому +16

      naail
      NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLL

    • @Eshtian
      @Eshtian Рік тому

      No freeza did

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 20 днів тому

      ​@@kiwi_2_official I saw a bird. It was pretty. _Kick its ass._

  • @dig8634
    @dig8634 4 роки тому +3917

    This island is such a legendary spot. "It means God, now bow", Hellzone grenade, the entire 16 v Cell fight, "Kikou fuck yourself". Some of the most badass moments of the entire show happen on this island. If only final flash had been on the same island!

    • @animewatcher2025
      @animewatcher2025 3 роки тому +19

      It was though....

    • @dig8634
      @dig8634 3 роки тому +133

      @@animewatcher2025 I'm fairly certain Imperfect Cell destroyed this island while searching for 16. The final flash happens after he absorbs 16

    • @animewatcher2025
      @animewatcher2025 3 роки тому +20

      @@dig8634 oh yeah when 16 and 18 first ran he did blow up every island except the one they hid on

    • @J.Blazer
      @J.Blazer 3 роки тому +16

      @@mr.preston1632 *18

    • @BroomPusher2024
      @BroomPusher2024 3 роки тому +89

      It's why the "archepelago" stage is in so many DBZ games. Even Fighterz has it.

  • @rafgje404
    @rafgje404 4 роки тому +7258

    "Oh, I'm not the same Namekian you faced before"
    careful Mr. Piccolo your Vegeta is showing

    • @Direwolf1166
      @Direwolf1166 4 роки тому +183

      Is it though? Piccolo was half of a split individual. When he fused with Kami he arguably became that person again. So in a very real way he's not the same person 17 fought earlier.

    • @NormalCardBoardBoxes
      @NormalCardBoardBoxes 3 роки тому +122

      @@Direwolf1166 You know he’s just making joke right?

    • @simple__sigma3287
      @simple__sigma3287 3 роки тому +37

      @@Direwolf1166 i like your energy

    • @ht82smash42
      @ht82smash42 3 роки тому +64

      @@Direwolf1166 NERD

    • @siddharthgaur7024
      @siddharthgaur7024 3 роки тому +18

      @@Direwolf1166 r/whoooosh

  • @cloudisnumber1
    @cloudisnumber1 4 роки тому +7505

    “Oh ooooooh oh shit”
    “Hellzone Grenade”
    “Dammit it even got a cool name”
    Best part

    • @super-kami-guru
      @super-kami-guru 3 роки тому +92

      he told them no solicitors, nobody likes jehova witness showin up startin trouble.

    • @user-Jay178
      @user-Jay178 3 роки тому +14

      Lol

    • @codeSTAR147
      @codeSTAR147 3 роки тому +144

      Didn't Piccolo and Nail come up with names and Piccolo came up with that one and Nail said it sucked, then 17 with the throwback in saying it was cool.

    • @Boss_Isaac
      @Boss_Isaac 3 роки тому +20

      @@codeSTAR147
      Yep.

    • @rivernumber227
      @rivernumber227 2 роки тому +14

      I thought it was ozone grenade

  • @Bluedragon-sr2wz
    @Bluedragon-sr2wz 2 роки тому +2169

    "It means God now bow"
    "When my girlfriend left she took all mine when yours left she took all of hers"
    THESE LINES

    • @skydome5481
      @skydome5481 2 роки тому +26

      Isn't yamcha also rich? Being a baseball star.

    • @Subpar1O1
      @Subpar1O1 Рік тому +58

      @@skydome5481 if we're talking Abridged he gets rich after Cell dies because he does so well at baseball they had to pay him to retire. I'm not sure how his contract worked but considering Krillin implies he has no money, I think he got cucked by life once again

    • @Kymopika
      @Kymopika Рік тому +3

      Literally read this as it happened

    • @aerynventress7702
      @aerynventress7702 Рік тому +15

      Gonna need a senzu for that one.

    • @KaneLivesInDeath
      @KaneLivesInDeath 6 місяців тому +4

      Krillin ready dissed Yamcha with that one 🤣

  • @Luke12C
    @Luke12C 6 років тому +12281

    *Oh, you're not dealing with the average Namekian warrior anymore....*

    • @Isthatsimple
      @Isthatsimple 5 років тому +655

      Oh my kami ...

    • @Frankieboiboi
      @Frankieboiboi 5 років тому +653

      Is that metaphorical because if not then I'm gonna sound racist because *you look the same*

    • @crousedevilla7732
      @crousedevilla7732 5 років тому +305

      Oh ur not dealing with the ordinary comment anymore...

    • @jordangarcia3635
      @jordangarcia3635 5 років тому +170

      Freeza: Don't worry bro I got this... (Shoots Piccolo in the heart) that solved that problem...

    • @TheRedGameboy
      @TheRedGameboy 5 років тому +18

      LmFao

  • @davisgc02
    @davisgc02 4 роки тому +5599

    "You can't kidnap an orphan, they weren't wanted in the first place."
    Who are they gonna tell? _Their_ _parents?_

  • @BennehWennehDrumBoi
    @BennehWennehDrumBoi 6 років тому +3278

    no joke, the 20 hours - 5 minutes hyperbole joke is one of the most underrated in the whole series, thats so freaking well written!

    • @crematemyremains2683
      @crematemyremains2683 6 років тому +86

      What is a hyperbole? Like a exaggeration?

    • @ADEtheMayhem
      @ADEtheMayhem 5 років тому +58

      @@crematemyremains2683 yep

    • @RiotRandy
      @RiotRandy 5 років тому +92

      Bentyhunter I just like it because it’s funny to see Popo smack Goku off the Lookout.

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 років тому +54

      Bentyhunter the “it means god” line is one of the most badass in the series

    • @nickmargulis3842
      @nickmargulis3842 5 років тому +160

      People don’t talk about how when 17 told piccolo about “living in stasis for years while your creator tells you to kill Son Goku over and over again” and it makes piccolo nostalgic

  • @ユノタツモリ
    @ユノタツモリ 4 роки тому +1895

    "Most of those weren't meant to be eaten that way!"
    **MOST?!**

    • @bobalicous7743
      @bobalicous7743 3 роки тому +163

      Eaten *that way* ?

    • @hawkmen9298
      @hawkmen9298 3 роки тому +42

      What were they supposed to be?

    • @ユノタツモリ
      @ユノタツモリ 3 роки тому +224

      @@hawkmen9298 Clones of his wife. I'm concerned about him eating them like bread.

    • @ninjahombrepalito1721
      @ninjahombrepalito1721 3 роки тому +27

      Maybe not all were clones.

    • @portalworld9880
      @portalworld9880 3 роки тому +10

      Either he’s a degenerate beyond a degenerate, or I’m dumb as hell

  • @rage_2000
    @rage_2000 5 років тому +6064

    One thought occurred to me:
    If you put the dragon balls in the hyperbolic time chamber, can’t you make one wish per day?

    • @d-lou1365
      @d-lou1365 5 років тому +1269

      Rodri G *FBI has entered the chat*

    • @NCMETAL
      @NCMETAL 5 років тому +609

      Rodri G I think yes, but it would require the presence of people most likely, seeing as time seemed to run like normal when the door was open, but who knows, I’m probably overthinking it.

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 5 років тому +870

      Rodri G Don't the dragon balls get spread all over the world after a wish? If you can track them down after they're used (can't remember if that's the case) then sure. Otherwise, if you couldn't, and if your plan is to make a wish inside of the hyperbolic time chamber, exit then return after a day, I say good luck tracking the dragon balls down in an infinite void

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 5 років тому +126

      Brawler883 That's what I'm asking though. Can you track them before they're fully charged? I can't remember.

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 5 років тому +64

      Brawler883 I dunno, maybe they're tracking the dragon balls through their magic ki or whatever the dragon balls have.

  • @unknownuserr670
    @unknownuserr670 4 роки тому +2514

    "yelling dodge is more distracting than helpful!"
    *gets hit by piccolo*
    such a small thing to notice xD

    • @WHY-tl6je
      @WHY-tl6je 3 роки тому +6

      👁👄👁

    • @yuhyuh7603
      @yuhyuh7603 3 роки тому +44

      I play Smite and my friend was running from the enemy team when one fired his ultimate. I screamed "dodge!", he said "what?", and died.

    • @Thunder_God_Eneru
      @Thunder_God_Eneru 3 роки тому +8

      @@yuhyuh7603 DOOOOOoOODGE.

    • @ReikuYin
      @ReikuYin 3 роки тому +20

      @@yuhyuh7603 Someone did the same to me one game when I was playing Bast. And I jumped into the jungle and actually dodged. Then hoped back and jumped them. Friend then said 'Piccolo would be proud'. I was not verses in this serries and asked him what the heck he meant. That distracted me enough to get ganked. The entire situation is now makes me laugh harder thinking back on it.

    • @dbrokensoul
      @dbrokensoul 2 роки тому +5

      @@ReikuYin Piccolo would be proud indeed

  • @maxbaksh
    @maxbaksh 5 років тому +6243

    Back when Piccolo was actually relevant...ah the good ol' days

    • @8bittChess
      @8bittChess 4 роки тому +285

      Is is still kinda relevant. The saiyins need a nerf.

    • @ImtheHOk
      @ImtheHOk 4 роки тому +204

      I’m 13 look at my trucker hat or namekians need a buff

    • @HueyHueii
      @HueyHueii 4 роки тому +360

      He comes from a race that can make magical orbs, how do they not have a god form

    • @lovingwomb
      @lovingwomb 4 роки тому +32

      Mr. Perfect Cell piccolo need a buff as well

    • @Eisenwulf666
      @Eisenwulf666 4 роки тому +71

      Well, in Super he is still kinda relevant. Not a protagonist but a major character for sure.

  • @Flyingdurito
    @Flyingdurito 25 днів тому +18

    2:36 one of the hardest lines in the series and I am so disappointed that they never used something like this in the official series

  • @epsilonfulminata7637
    @epsilonfulminata7637 8 років тому +3634

    Piccolo's most badass line in the series. "It means God. Now bow."

    • @wafflemadness199
      @wafflemadness199 8 років тому +162

      Epsilon Fulminata "HELLZONE GRENADE!"

    • @peacockterumi528
      @peacockterumi528 8 років тому +172

      Aw man it even got a cool name.

    • @dragonctd1
      @dragonctd1 8 років тому +30

      Epsilon Fulminata Most badass so far

    • @ella2000xx
      @ella2000xx 7 років тому +7

      Epsilon Fulminata ikr 😎😎

    • @ralphydelgado1267
      @ralphydelgado1267 7 років тому +86

      what about broly movie tfs.
      vegeta:Hey youre forgetting someone your king!
      Broly:What is a king to a god?
      Vegeta:What is a god to a nonbeliever!!!

  • @jasemalvis2140
    @jasemalvis2140 7 років тому +459

    I somehow feel like this abridged show goes much deeper into the characters personality and backstory then the show ever made any effort to focus on.
    That shows real love from the fans who made this series.

  • @Omnilatent
    @Omnilatent 8 років тому +896

    "Oh man, it's even got a cool name"
    All that crowdsourcing from three Namekians finally payed off!

    • @MagicCrabbie
      @MagicCrabbie 8 років тому +23

      Nail wasn't a fan iirc :(

    • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
      @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ 7 років тому +22

      He also tries "Nail Gun". It doesn't work...

  • @fabianhaegi3734
    @fabianhaegi3734 Рік тому +261

    We not gonna talk about how yajarobie ate the "clones"..

    • @thomastroster60
      @thomastroster60 Рік тому +22

      No. Whoever, we do talk about the way he ate them.

    • @youtubestudiosucks978
      @youtubestudiosucks978 Рік тому +2

      Were they awake or in suspended animation?
      1 is sentient and the other is basicly comatose and unconsious so they would be free from any pain or at least not aware enough to notice what was happening.
      Do you think that they were consious or they went out without any pain?

    • @emaldon7
      @emaldon7 Рік тому +1

      They’re not meant to be eaten that way!

    • @beepboop7748
      @beepboop7748 Рік тому

      that's what they were?

    • @GrayAndGrey
      @GrayAndGrey Рік тому +10

      Most were meant to be "eaten out", not devoured.
      Though, why "most" of those?

  • @kylechristenson6927
    @kylechristenson6927 5 років тому +1121

    17: I've stopped dodging, are you even trying to hit me?
    P: NOO!
    17: Ohhh.

    • @neoanimefreak_7606
      @neoanimefreak_7606 5 років тому +49

      17: What do you mean no?! Oh. Ohh.. Oh s.." Piccolo: Hellzone Grenade!" 17: Aw man! And it even has a cool name"

    • @ilovedogs2642
      @ilovedogs2642 4 роки тому +4

      You couldnt take the 2 seconds to type out piccolo's name? 😂

    • @bandabanana4939
      @bandabanana4939 4 роки тому +2

      @@neoanimefreak_7606 "What the hell do you mean no?Oh...Ohhhhhh...Shit"

    • @wolocapalot643
      @wolocapalot643 3 роки тому +2

      @@ilovedogs2642 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @darklight0528
    @darklight0528 6 років тому +4259

    Krillin: When mine left, she took all my money, when yours left, she took all HER money
    Yamcha: ...
    Roshi: He's gonna need a senzu for that one
    Krillin: SENZU BEAN

    • @mitcheldxdyt
      @mitcheldxdyt 6 років тому +24

      What dose that even mean

    • @GX0245
      @GX0245 6 років тому +158

      Ubouchiha dx you poor poor child. It’s a reference to earlier episodes, watch the entire series from the start to understand this joke

    • @mitcheldxdyt
      @mitcheldxdyt 6 років тому +13

      @@GX0245 ok

    • @chaosisamenace
      @chaosisamenace 5 років тому +4

      😂😂😂

    • @GoodLuck-eh4sk
      @GoodLuck-eh4sk 5 років тому +66

      You get a senzu bean and you get a senzu bean EVERYONE GETS A SENZU BEAN!

  • @RELLIK72
    @RELLIK72 8 років тому +1888

    "It means God, now bow." Piccolo is officially the ultimate savage.

    • @ComradeSlice
      @ComradeSlice 8 років тому +5

      nice comment but... that apostrophe tho

    • @RELLIK72
      @RELLIK72 8 років тому +6

      Well damn, I'm usually really good when it comes to that type of stuff. I wonder how that happened.

    • @jaylannrobinson1412
      @jaylannrobinson1412 8 років тому +10

      best one liner for this episode

    • @joewilenzik9119
      @joewilenzik9119 8 років тому +35

      And the award for the most badass line goes to... Mr. Piccolo!

    • @dotcasmodeus6968
      @dotcasmodeus6968 8 років тому +2

      He savage in just this one others he should never do one liners again

  • @MarsAlmighty.
    @MarsAlmighty. 3 роки тому +266

    This episode made me realize the reason why Bulma’s mom doesn’t age is that she is a clone and Bulma’s dad literally won’t let her age

    • @djroscurro9859
      @djroscurro9859 Рік тому +21

      Either that or the weirder one: he has her eat the clones to prevent aging????
      Cuz we know with yaojirobe that "*most of* those aren't supposed to be eaten *that way*"

    • @lavellelee5734
      @lavellelee5734 Рік тому +4

      ​@@djroscurro9859you might be on to something 😂

    • @jacobkern2060
      @jacobkern2060 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@djroscurro9859 Or it's a cunnilingus joke

    • @theherbman2101
      @theherbman2101 12 днів тому

      OH GOD I JUST REALIZED THAT WAS WHAT YAJIROBE WAS EATING AT THE END WHAT THE FUCK.

  • @DarionIvy
    @DarionIvy 6 років тому +3232

    17: What the hell’s a Kami?
    Piccolo: It means God, now bow *Fires ki blast*
    That was badass but if he actually did damage that woulda made it better

  • @dsciple
    @dsciple 10 років тому +4354

    5:30 krillin's own count should have went -1

    • @Eroil
      @Eroil 10 років тому +13

      Dinky Navi krillin didn't exactly "fight" frizea. He just cut off his tail in 2nd form and and tried to escape him after that. And anyways, tien did train with king Kai, and krillin didn't, so he is much weaker than tien. So yeah

    • @dsciple
      @dsciple 10 років тому +66

      Eroil G.r but krillin had his true power awakened by guru.

    • @Eroil
      @Eroil 10 років тому +17

      ***** its not a full power awakening, as we know from that gohan had his potential awakened twice, second time by old Kai, so it wasn't that much.

    • @Eroil
      @Eroil 10 років тому +36

      ***** and tien fought semi-perfect cell and was able to delay him for a while, unlike krillin who just got beaten up by imperfect cell.

    • @Eroil
      @Eroil 10 років тому +12

      Dinky Navi tien knows the kaio-ken ( I'm not sure if that how you write it) as we learn from a short cutsense on the frizea saga

  • @RichterfanReborn89
    @RichterfanReborn89 6 років тому +1726

    Ha ! I just realized this maybe the only time krillen owns someone and doesn't get owned right back

    • @kryztofsharpe8566
      @kryztofsharpe8566 6 років тому +73

      Well that's Yamcha for ya

    • @esmooth919
      @esmooth919 5 років тому +55

      Dude, Yamcha does not deserve the shit he gets

    • @nathandreemurr1529
      @nathandreemurr1529 5 років тому +31

      Can we get a Yamaha owned counter?

    • @ManoredRed
      @ManoredRed 5 років тому +16

      @@esmooth919 That is why its funny.

    • @picgmr1575
      @picgmr1575 5 років тому +5

      @@esmooth919 he does indeed, what are you on

  • @samwic9372
    @samwic9372 3 роки тому +144

    “it means god. now bow.”
    damn i’m glad they have badass lines in dbza sometimes too ngl

  • @zom8680
    @zom8680 6 років тому +1318

    Yajirobe : *eating Mama Briefs clone eggs*
    Dr. Briefs : most of those weren't meant to be eaten that way.
    *subtle TFS. Nice, but subtle*

    • @MrTimy06
      @MrTimy06 4 роки тому +45

      m-most of?

    • @halo25assassin45
      @halo25assassin45 4 роки тому +11

      Vore!

    • @keplerTycho
      @keplerTycho 4 роки тому +21

      So that was the fridge in the basement! 😂😂

    • @charger9912
      @charger9912 4 роки тому +20

      In Nappa's voice: I get it!

    • @limptoast
      @limptoast 4 роки тому +18

      @@charger9912 Shut it nappa!

  • @LithiumThiefMusic
    @LithiumThiefMusic 7 років тому +3207

    16: Sure is a lot of not killing Goku going on right now. You know what would fix that?
    18: Is it killing Go--
    16: A good old rousing round of killing Goku!

    • @SilverSpoonRiche
      @SilverSpoonRiche 6 років тому +49

      18: "I was wrong, This got so much dumber." LOL

    • @cavareenvius7886
      @cavareenvius7886 6 років тому +25

      16:" A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird!
      Bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
      A-well-a bird bird bird, bird is the word
      A-well-a bird bird bird, well-a bird is the word
      A-well-a bird bird bird, b-bird's the word
      A-well-a don't you know, about the bird?
      Well, everybody knows that we have to *KILL GOKU!*
      A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the bird

    • @JJ-np9rh
      @JJ-np9rh 6 років тому +1

      GravitySloth
      K

    • @dontworryaboutit8982
      @dontworryaboutit8982 6 років тому +1

      Easily my favorite line in the series

    • @astroalia
      @astroalia 5 років тому +1

      i want you to know i was scrolling through comments while the vid was playing and i started reading it as soon as 16 started talking.

  • @jorgegfigueroa9755
    @jorgegfigueroa9755 4 роки тому +1035

    Android 17: "The Hell's a Kami?!"
    Piccolo: "It means God. Now bow."
    One of the most badass lines in TFS!!!

    • @opgamers6491
      @opgamers6491 3 роки тому +5

      Of all times in any anime idc if its not cannon or is it?

    • @doby8544
      @doby8544 3 роки тому +1

      @@opgamers6491 it's not

    • @OGStarlightKY
      @OGStarlightKY 3 роки тому +14

      @@doby8544 In our hearts it’s canon.

    • @macman6885
      @macman6885 3 роки тому +3

      Yes indeed 💯%

  • @byron2386
    @byron2386 Рік тому +125

    When you realize the ”fridge" in Dr. Brief's basement was most likely storage for his wife's clones, his line at 9:08 "Most of those weren't even meant to be eaten THAT WAY" makes so much more sense.

    • @ZantineProvo
      @ZantineProvo Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

    • @Alex-vl1mk
      @Alex-vl1mk 11 місяців тому +8

      Wait, MOST???

    • @lazyliongames6660
      @lazyliongames6660 7 місяців тому

      What way were most of them supposed to be eaten

    • @k.8786
      @k.8786 3 місяці тому

      ​@@lazyliongames6660from pussy, titties or ass I suppose

    • @Nicholas-bj6ft
      @Nicholas-bj6ft 3 місяці тому +5

      ​​@@lazyliongames6660'eaten out' I believe is the common way to describe it

  • @RegalRoyalWasTaken
    @RegalRoyalWasTaken 8 років тому +1751

    "Are you even trying to hit me?
    NO!"
    The delivery on the no just slays me. XD

    • @DeadRxseGraphics
      @DeadRxseGraphics 8 років тому +13

      Right!? XD

    • @midnightchopper
      @midnightchopper 8 років тому +62

      "Are you even trying to hit me?"
      "NO"
      "What do you mean by no... uh.... oh..... oh shit"

    • @UmbertoDiNapoli
      @UmbertoDiNapoli 8 років тому +9

      "oh....oh......oh.....Shit!" "Hellzone granades!" "He got a cool name, too!"

    • @pamelaromano5262
      @pamelaromano5262 8 років тому +7

      +IImortaMarine Gabriel Angelos true but i did for revenge. YOUR doing it for shits and giggles

    • @nunchuckgaming61
      @nunchuckgaming61 8 років тому +10

      DAMMIT YOU TWO BROKE THE CHAIN
      DAMMIT DAMMT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!!

  • @danieloceansmith3156
    @danieloceansmith3156 5 років тому +868

    I love the idea and name of hellzone granade...
    It’s awesome

    • @aflacg
      @aflacg 5 років тому +13

      daniel puttre woulda been nice to see it more often

    • @UniversalAero
      @UniversalAero 5 років тому +47

      Hellzone Grenade is Cannon

    • @jerico.b
      @jerico.b 5 років тому +31

      @@UniversalAero like the Special Beam Cannon

    • @garretbuschkamp6022
      @garretbuschkamp6022 4 роки тому +3

      Imagine what kind of fight it’d be if instead of attacking the target, but those bombs were more or less just be obstacles to fall into and blow up. It’d make for quite an interesting fight

    • @f1r3-y_l1on2
      @f1r3-y_l1on2 4 роки тому +1

      @@garretbuschkamp6022 Play Final Fantasy Dissidia, that's basically The Emporer's playstyle. Set up a butt load of traps/ obstacles and rag doll your enemies through them

  • @TheGloryXros
    @TheGloryXros 10 років тому +1520

    OMG, Krillin vs Yamcha was the best fight in this Episode!!!
    *KRILLIN:* When my girlfriend left, she took my money. When YOUR girlfriend left, she took HER money.
    LMFAOOOOOO!!!

    • @Dripsaki
      @Dripsaki 10 років тому +208

      Gonna need a senzu for that one

    • @atemsbofen
      @atemsbofen 10 років тому +38

      Krillin is the top pwr lvl human... tien is an alien and 18 is well android Bwaww.

    • @afiqzul-star8768
      @afiqzul-star8768 10 років тому

      Adam Finley you forgot chuch norris (I was gonna say mr satan but that could be a spoiler :P)

    • @orealz
      @orealz 10 років тому +83

      Adam Finley Tien is not an alien. He achieved enlightenment.

    • @005Classics
      @005Classics 10 років тому +28

      He wasn't ready.....he wasn't ready.

  • @doubleoof7907
    @doubleoof7907 2 роки тому +88

    “We’ve been here for 20 hours?!”
    “Man, he’s been at this for like, 20 hours.”
    “That’s what makes it hypersonic, Gohan!”
    “It’s called hyperbole, big guy”
    Just realized that hyperbole sounds like hyperbolic and can’t get over how stupid i am

    • @pe-ka1844
      @pe-ka1844 Рік тому +3

      the 20 hour joke is so good and the music that starts playing at the android 17 line is epic

    • @badbeardbill9956
      @badbeardbill9956 Рік тому +1

      Hyperbole is basically being hyperbolic.

    • @tuckergrimes4189
      @tuckergrimes4189 2 місяці тому

      theyre basically the same word so of course they sound the same. and by basically i mean it is the same word. just a different sense

  • @bharatk.n.v6210
    @bharatk.n.v6210 8 років тому +2113

    'Oh come now, you can't kidnap orphans, they weren't wanted in the first place'. You have to appreciate the balls required to go there.

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 8 років тому +96

      Yes. Right before they are removed.

    • @phillyboywonder
      @phillyboywonder 8 років тому +6

      +Football Awsomeee You're here too though wtf 😂😂 stfu

    • @kwakz7803
      @kwakz7803 8 років тому +11

      +Football Awsomeee gonna need a senzu for that one

    • @logictruth1
      @logictruth1 8 років тому +26

      You do realize that he got mad at yajirobe for not eating the clone foetuses of his wife correctly xDDD

    • @triplekings9517
      @triplekings9517 8 років тому +1

      They used to have seven.

  • @ayeeye1524
    @ayeeye1524 6 років тому +1380

    Dear TFS, I don’t know how you guys did it, but I now love Abridged more than the original 😂😂👌🏾✌🏾💯
    Great work

    • @nxovva
      @nxovva 5 років тому +12

      Don Quixote ikr too good

    • @dougiesanchez5851
      @dougiesanchez5851 5 років тому +1

      Don Quixote that’s because your old lol

    • @jaygonzalez8575
      @jaygonzalez8575 5 років тому +11

      I feel the same way!!
      And i grew up on the OG DBZ

    • @thelochnestmonster8875
      @thelochnestmonster8875 5 років тому +3

      Dude shut up. They’ll take away permission and we won’t get a super abridged series.

    • @jaygonzalez8575
      @jaygonzalez8575 5 років тому +11

      @@thelochnestmonster8875 when ?? In the year 2100?😄
      Come on be real!

  • @DaKuteCate
    @DaKuteCate 9 років тому +816

    That has got to be the sickest burn ever, and it came from krillin.

    • @zhaoyun2630
      @zhaoyun2630 9 років тому +68

      +Kate Linnell"gonna need a senzu bean for that one" omg tht made my day

    • @kristiansimon7511
      @kristiansimon7511 9 років тому +1

      Funny, init?

    • @bigwolf131
      @bigwolf131 9 років тому +34

      Gonna need a Sensu for that one.

    • @GuyWithTheHair24
      @GuyWithTheHair24 9 років тому +6

      +James Black Rose Roshi was the cherry on top I fell over xD

    • @LukaBlight69
      @LukaBlight69 9 років тому +6

      +Envy987001 You're thinking too much into it

  • @KingWillDog32
    @KingWillDog32 Рік тому +25

    Let's be real Piccolo and 17 were enjoying this fight so much that they put a ton of effort into making it as dumb as possible lol its one of the best fights in the whole series and TFS did so great with their portrayal of it 11/10

  • @sdbzfan1
    @sdbzfan1 10 років тому +1188

    Everyone state your favourite quotes
    Mine
    16: He has fused with Kami
    17: The hells a kami
    Piccolo: It means God, Now Bow

    • @tomasmontero5916
      @tomasmontero5916 10 років тому +217

      Roshi: Gonna need a sensu for that one

    • @nitroball411
      @nitroball411 10 років тому +74

      I forgot which episode but
      Roshi:I'm coming,I'm coming...I came

    • @TheKoalaTTV
      @TheKoalaTTV 10 років тому +165

      Oh...oh....ohhhhhh.
      Piccolo: HELLZONE GRENADE!!
      Awe it even has a cool name.

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 10 років тому +13

      I hate comments like this.

    • @vergl9814
      @vergl9814 10 років тому +61

      Popo:....Bye.....
      But if you mean a quote from only this episode then it would have to be...
      Popo: Goku?
      Goku: Yuh huh?
      Popo: *Bitch Slap*
      Goku: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

  • @johndrehmannjr4432
    @johndrehmannjr4432 4 роки тому +779

    17: Tell you what, you live a few years in stasis with your creator repeating the phrase "Kill Goku" over, and over again in your subconscious, and you can ride that horse all you want.
    Piccolo: Wow
    17: What?
    Piccolo: Oh, nothing. Just nostalgia
    Cause you know, King Piccolo.

    • @eye7110
      @eye7110 4 роки тому +25

      Thought it was a reference to Broly 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @givemeanameiwillhate9525
      @givemeanameiwillhate9525 2 роки тому +52

      @@eye7110 it kinda isn't, his father hates vegeta, not kakarot, Broly does. Since 17 is a cyborg, and piccolo's father kinda hate the ever fuck out of goku, possibly, it's more of their reference

    • @silentkiler678
      @silentkiler678 Рік тому +4

      @@eye7110 broly didn't appear yet bro

    • @silentkiler678
      @silentkiler678 Рік тому +3

      @@eye7110 and he is only in the movies

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc Рік тому

      ​​@@derpypotato677s they said in the commentary => as alternative universes

  • @babsanimations4994
    @babsanimations4994 5 років тому +693

    5:28 “Gonna need a senzu for that one” 😂 I’m *WEAK*

    • @EmperorSteele
      @EmperorSteele 5 років тому +18

      *Throws you a Senzu*

    • @silver_carbide
      @silver_carbide 4 роки тому +16

      @@EmperorSteele SeNzu Bean!!!!!

    • @spectre5314
      @spectre5314 4 роки тому +8

      And so is yamcha

    • @IndigoStorm27
      @IndigoStorm27 3 роки тому +4

      God I wish they hadn't cancelled this series! It was a gold mine of comedic talent.

    • @thenerdyweeb4899
      @thenerdyweeb4899 3 роки тому +1

      You're both still broke AF

  • @Ryokusei2
    @Ryokusei2 2 роки тому +60

    "And unlike vegeta, you can't prove it!"
    Yamcha really need a senzu bean for that one too

  • @kantatenshima2480
    @kantatenshima2480 4 роки тому +245

    I find Piccolo's dialogue in this series straight up badass

  • @firewolf754
    @firewolf754 9 років тому +935

    it means god now bow
    okay that's got to be the coolest line in the in tier series

    • @pawappa
      @pawappa 9 років тому +4

      So far

    • @firewolf754
      @firewolf754 9 років тому +1

      aye

    • @xplodinginsect4014
      @xplodinginsect4014 9 років тому

      +firewolf754 i was going to say the same haha, ima do it anyway :P

    • @firewolf754
      @firewolf754 9 років тому +3

      k

    • @DemonNo667
      @DemonNo667 9 років тому +18

      +firewolf754 you're doing this on purpose, right? "in tier"? "IN TIER"??!!! It is "ENTIRE" you imbecile!!! xO

  • @CyberFunk626
    @CyberFunk626 5 років тому +1468

    So maje-
    *Caw!*
    So maje-
    *Caw!*
    Maje-
    *Caw!*
    ...
    That is a big bird.

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 5 років тому +28

      .....caw

    • @aqj2014
      @aqj2014 5 років тому +61

      Having seen a pelican in real life can confirm they're fucking massive

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 5 років тому +27

      I love how he just gave up lol

    • @simkani3294
      @simkani3294 5 років тому +4

      I died at that part

    • @noahrose2132
      @noahrose2132 4 роки тому +2

      That made me laugh hard as hell 🤣

  • @IsaacSperrow
    @IsaacSperrow 9 років тому +202

    Whats funny is that they legit try to point out the inconsistancies of the timeline in this episode.
    17 fighting Picoolo for hours, Krillin arguing with Yamcha for hours and Goku waiting for Vegeta and Trunks for a day while doing absolutely nothing xD

  • @TheExcelllence
    @TheExcelllence 10 років тому +1472

    Krillin: "When mine left she took all my money. When yours left, she took all *HER* money."
    Roshi: ......."Gonna need a senzu for that one."
    Rofl!

    • @RKidd-ex3rh
      @RKidd-ex3rh 10 років тому +116

      Should we start a Yamcha owned counter along with the Krillin owned counter?

    • @MineShackle
      @MineShackle 10 років тому +18

      R. Kidd I think so.

    • @alviabtahi5440
      @alviabtahi5440 10 років тому +108

      R. Kidd Krillin owned count should go down by 5 from this episode alone.

    • @RKidd-ex3rh
      @RKidd-ex3rh 10 років тому +5

      alvi abtahi nah even though that was a good burn Krillin never deserves the loss of his owned points

    • @TheKingmario14
      @TheKingmario14 10 років тому +7

      I was like...well shit! Krillen killed the man!

  • @strawberryshio2185
    @strawberryshio2185 5 років тому +232

    “It means god , Now bow”
    That’s the coolest thing I’ve heard my whole life

    • @PurpleLoverYuri
      @PurpleLoverYuri 4 роки тому

      Your hair is bad very bad and trash

    • @SiddharthVkdude
      @SiddharthVkdude 3 роки тому +1

      Never in my life have i needed something so much and never known until i received it. 😂

  • @Rappy104
    @Rappy104 3 роки тому +83

    “When mine left, she took all of my money”. “When yours left, she took all of her money”

  • @arceuslordofcreation8824
    @arceuslordofcreation8824 8 років тому +536

    "It means God, now bow"
    Man everything TFS says is either completely ridiculous, or BAD ASS as F&@K

    • @triblast3977
      @triblast3977 8 років тому +12

      Remember
      "I'm going to break you, like a kit kat bar"

    • @OceansBane
      @OceansBane 8 років тому +5

      It actually means he's a Yoshi. From the 1st episode

    • @Alexander-ix2jp
      @Alexander-ix2jp 8 років тому +6

      This. DBS should take notes here.

    • @bluejay8712
      @bluejay8712 8 років тому +7

      Kinda like Goku. Gohan even said it. "This is going to be utterly terrifying or completely silly isn't it? There is NO in-between with you."

    • @_Ruhm_
      @_Ruhm_ 8 років тому

      you say "ass" but you censor "fuck....y, just y?????

  • @coreyholliday1650
    @coreyholliday1650 8 років тому +1820

    sure is a lot of not killing goku going on right now

  • @ralphydelgado1267
    @ralphydelgado1267 8 років тому +1305

    2:33 Seriously what the hells a Kami?!
    It means God,now bow.
    BADASS😎

    • @shadow2xx432
      @shadow2xx432 7 років тому +47

      TheSpiderGamer 2290 Vegeta " OH MY GOD HE'S SO COOL!"

    • @ralphydelgado1267
      @ralphydelgado1267 7 років тому +8

      Shadow 2xx4 Hes so dimb but hes so cool but thats so dumb!!!

    • @JCBagginsAgronai
      @JCBagginsAgronai 7 років тому +3

      Piccolo's definitely got some good lines in this series, but this one is among his best!

    • @redtablesama584
      @redtablesama584 6 років тому

      or oh my kami?

    • @tomsky4751
      @tomsky4751 6 років тому

      Also accurate

  • @Makadeth626
    @Makadeth626 2 роки тому +48

    "Oh, oh shit, are you talking metaphorically? because if not, I'm gonna start feelin' like a racist because you look exactly the same" I always come back this line.

  • @lbowler63
    @lbowler63 5 років тому +1962

    Wait a minute. Bulma's dad said that he keeps his wife's clones in the basement. Then the food he's eating is acually... OH GOD!

    • @randomman11167
      @randomman11167 5 років тому +84

      Cannibal

    • @LocardIII
      @LocardIII 4 роки тому +329

      L Bowler that’s why Dr Briefs says most of those weren’t meant to be eaten that way lol.

    • @dereknight861
      @dereknight861 4 роки тому +92

      YOU RUN PRETTY FAST FOR A FAT MAN

    • @ultimaofelsewhere
      @ultimaofelsewhere 4 роки тому +68

      Which is why most of them were not meant to be eaten that way.

    • @ibrahimahmad2851
      @ibrahimahmad2851 4 роки тому +13

      The compound ball z

  • @johngervais230
    @johngervais230 6 років тому +493

    "Most of them weren't even meant to be eaten that way!"
    There are...several things interesting in that sentence.

    • @saltyyogourt1136
      @saltyyogourt1136 5 років тому +16

      @@brawler8839 The Bulmas that he was growing in his basement.

    • @barbatosmcmurderton4209
      @barbatosmcmurderton4209 5 років тому +64

      @@brawler8839 The Clones of his wife.

    • @adityahegde4560
      @adityahegde4560 5 років тому +10

      You are a ningen of culture indeed

    • @donrob7779
      @donrob7779 5 років тому +28

      Out is a way for one’s wife to be eaten

    • @The_Murder_Party
      @The_Murder_Party 5 років тому +8

      A Certain Salty Railgun oh no! Did these at least have explosives in their chests?

  • @tiablue9106
    @tiablue9106 10 років тому +1963

    Wow, Piccolo could really use a...*looks around*...sens--
    Krillin: SENSU BEAN!

    • @Quifuh
      @Quifuh 10 років тому +48

      Tia Blue
      You forgot: *Senzu.

    • @tiablue9106
      @tiablue9106 10 років тому +13

      Griffith Oh, I didn't know it was spelled with a "z".

    • @Quifuh
      @Quifuh 10 років тому +9

      Silver Chain
      No. That would have been ridiculous. Simple jokes are more than enough.

    • @yarution367
      @yarution367 10 років тому +7

      Griffith GRIFFIIIIIITH!!!!!

    • @nothri
      @nothri 10 років тому +4

      Silver Chain It would be too problematic. It'd make people confused thinking he still has beans to burn through, which will make explaining why he doesn't feed some to Piccolo later problematic.

  • @johnkittoiv2572
    @johnkittoiv2572 2 роки тому +17

    Can we appreciate the fact that at the beginning of this series Goku was downright terrified of Mr popo and now they just seem to be super chill

  • @formerctgovernordannelmall1452
    @formerctgovernordannelmall1452 5 років тому +882

    “It means God.”
    *“Now bow.”*
    God damn that’s gotta be one of the baddest one liners I’ve heard yet

    • @tjadams1089
      @tjadams1089 5 років тому +4

      True

    • @remig0ld_641
      @remig0ld_641 5 років тому

      Woulda been better if he said "it means god bitch now bow"

    • @ranuxell9182
      @ranuxell9182 5 років тому +47

      @@remig0ld_641 no it wouldn't

    • @swurqsxl9539
      @swurqsxl9539 5 років тому +2

      Ranuxell you right cause it is basically the same only has bitch in it

    • @gamma2589
      @gamma2589 5 років тому +20

      @@remig0ld_641 That's dumb and immature imo. Sounds more like it's meant to be funny dumb the way you put it. 😐

  • @eppinizer
    @eppinizer 10 років тому +227

    Writing, voice acting, and editing are spot on. You guys are the best, I can't believe you guys haven't been picked up to do something unique and well, original!
    Basically, TFS... You guys are the best.

    • @DaylightDigital
      @DaylightDigital 10 років тому +52

      It's kind of scary how good they are at this. As far as I am concerned, DBZ Abridged is canon!!!

    • @ther3aper561
      @ther3aper561 10 років тому +8

      DaylightDigital omg I know! Everytime I watch the actual show, im disappointed that it isnt these guys xD

    • @armashuvitz
      @armashuvitz 10 років тому +13

      I believe they are planning an original series, but they've been keeping it under wraps. I could be wrong but I know Ive heard whispers.

    • @mayrachapa7192
      @mayrachapa7192 10 років тому

      FFXFANATIC

    • @rickrincher9132
      @rickrincher9132 10 років тому +3

      Cell sounds almost identical to his funimation voice actor

  • @KakarotOwns
    @KakarotOwns 10 років тому +1522

    Hyper tonic lion tamer :)

    • @supersonicheroes
      @supersonicheroes 10 років тому +94

      That one was on purpose!

    • @KakarotOwns
      @KakarotOwns 10 років тому +8

      SuperSonicHeroes Hehe.

    • @bluesbest1
      @bluesbest1 10 років тому +32

      Kakarot How did you even--oh, Vegeta made the account for you. It all makes sense now.

    • @KakarotOwns
      @KakarotOwns 10 років тому +13

      Dadycoool Yes Vegeta just wouldn't leave me alone so i called it by my saiyan name.

    • @takao7660
      @takao7660 10 років тому +6

      Hey Goku. You miss me yet?

  • @atheoslethal6882
    @atheoslethal6882 2 роки тому +41

    “Gunna need a sensu for that one.” One of my favorite abridged lines

  • @syedali-rs8cj
    @syedali-rs8cj 4 роки тому +318

    0:55 Freiza in hell:"ooh my Gooood"

    • @fullmetaltitan6254
      @fullmetaltitan6254 4 роки тому +10

      This comment is amazing 😂😂😂

    • @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
      @sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595 3 роки тому +10

      "You see, I've finally risen above and became the Legend. The Legend that You Fear..."

    • @darksentinel1191
      @darksentinel1191 3 роки тому +2

      @@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
      No no no no!! *Shoots death beam through Vegeta's chest*

    • @TheRealMagicMan
      @TheRealMagicMan Рік тому +1

      lmao

    • @Cole-yy7cq
      @Cole-yy7cq Місяць тому

      ​@@sr.favopossodeixarvaziosim4595
      "I have become THE SON OF KATAS!"

  • @garrettrodden4532
    @garrettrodden4532 8 років тому +1162

    "Gonna need a sensu for that one" 😂😂😂

  • @incoggnito1667
    @incoggnito1667 5 років тому +383

    @9:09
    So are we gonna just ignore the implication that some of them WERE supposed to be "eaten that way"??

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 5 років тому +51

      I have so many questions about that line

    • @DaGamingCore
      @DaGamingCore 5 років тому +24

      Not only that, but what he means how he was going to OTHERWISE eat them...

    • @paramount5592
      @paramount5592 5 років тому +7

      Can someone please explain the joke

    • @thomas-stilinski8149
      @thomas-stilinski8149 5 років тому +58

      @@paramount5592 yajirobe was eating clones of bulmas mom but apparently he was eating them the wrong way

    • @vass6120
      @vass6120 5 років тому +5

      @@thomas-stilinski8149 no the joke was some of them suppose to be eating

  • @Iloveyaoiitssopeak
    @Iloveyaoiitssopeak 8 років тому +852

    " it means God , now bow . " Piccolo is a savage.

  • @JetKusanagi
    @JetKusanagi 10 років тому +596

    Whoever writes this shit is a genius.

    • @armashuvitz
      @armashuvitz 10 років тому +27

      it's three geniuses, hence the "team"

    • @ColArana
      @ColArana 10 років тому +120

      FFXFANATIC Team threestar?

    • @Kyler1Ace
      @Kyler1Ace 10 років тому +1

      hey I think I've seen you before, do you watch game grumps?

    • @JetKusanagi
      @JetKusanagi 10 років тому +2

      Kyler Lumpkin Probably. I wouldn't know.

    • @Kyler1Ace
      @Kyler1Ace 10 років тому +1

      ***** well are you subscribed to them?

  • @NiiRubra
    @NiiRubra 10 років тому +256

    Krillin is on a winning streak lately, first he got 18 to be attracted to him, then he killed this time-line's Cell, now he has completely owned Yamcha, and there's still more to come. I guess this is karma, after getting run through by a horn and exploding in the Namek Saga.

    • @gmrstar4339
      @gmrstar4339 10 років тому +1

      and then he fucks up by destroying the self destruct device [personally it was for good reasons i understand with but he still fucked up ]

    • @Rex8483
      @Rex8483 10 років тому

      if you're a Hinduism and Buddhism i suppose

    • @Draecon666
      @Draecon666 10 років тому +32

      KRILLIN, STRONGEST THERE IS!!!

    • @speedhog58
      @speedhog58 10 років тому

      I think the owned counter would have exploded if he COULDN'T completely own Yamcha...

    • @cronotosaur2881
      @cronotosaur2881 10 років тому +23

      Kei Romenan The reason was to make the 1-UP joke.

  • @waleedkhalid7486
    @waleedkhalid7486 2 роки тому +23

    That fight between 17 and Piccolo was strangely therapeutic.

  • @primordialchaos3647
    @primordialchaos3647 5 років тому +2919

    I think Goku is actually an absolute genius and is playing a sick joke on everyone else
    Edit: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL?!?! HOW DID THIS GET 2.1K LIKES?!?!
    thanks =^.^=

    • @lordfrostnchilled9601
      @lordfrostnchilled9601 5 років тому +220

      Nah. He's just obsessed with muffins and afraid of Popo.

    • @bryanlatham4508
      @bryanlatham4508 4 роки тому +315

      He's a genius fighter, but it seems to me that over the course of DBZA Goku actually gets dumber as he gets more powerful

    • @primordialchaos3647
      @primordialchaos3647 4 роки тому +46

      Bryan Latham you might have a point

    • @maxom112
      @maxom112 4 роки тому +173

      @@bryanlatham4508 well i feel like he is actually smarter in super saiyan form than normal form

    • @gabrielgadala7738
      @gabrielgadala7738 4 роки тому +16

      Welcome to the Devil Artemis Universe

  • @johnnyboi8832
    @johnnyboi8832 7 років тому +416

    Yamaha: And dumped by the only girlfriend I ever had
    Krillin: Same, wanna know the difference?
    Yamcha: Huh?
    Krillin: When mine left she took all my money; when yours left she took all HER money!
    Master Roshi: Gonna need a sensu bean for that one
    One of my most favorite jokes in the series😂😂😂😂

    • @logicaloverdrive8197
      @logicaloverdrive8197 5 років тому +3

      Jonathan Davidson the pause up to roshi’s bit really sells this.

    • @braydenkinder75
      @braydenkinder75 5 років тому +2

      And then krillin married the hottest woman in dbz and proved he had sex with her

    • @_Kurumi_Tokisaki_
      @_Kurumi_Tokisaki_ 5 років тому

      O6006p

  • @117Jorn
    @117Jorn 9 років тому +350

    Okay, they REALLY should either make a Krillian WIN count, or for every time Krillian does something like in 5:28 they subtract one Own count.

    • @Rthe47
      @Rthe47 9 років тому +50

      Nah, the only "wins" I've seen Krillian get in this series were against a fetus and Yamcha.
      His fight with the fetus lasted 52 seconds. His fight with Yamcha lasted only 23 seconds, but the fatal blow was struck 13 seconds into the conflict.
      To compare Yamcha's fight with a saibaman lasted 1 second, Krillian killed 3 in 16 seconds but it still didn't merit a win. In fact he very narrowly avoided a loss when it was put in perspective how horribly irrelevant his "success" was.
      In short, defeating Yamcha is no achievement.

    • @davek14
      @davek14 9 років тому +19

      Rthe47 you didn't need any of that to say beating yamcha was no achievement. trust me

    • @crmnsrl
      @crmnsrl 9 років тому +49

      117Jorn I think his win count is 18

    • @GearShotgun
      @GearShotgun 9 років тому +4

      117Jorn Nah, add a yamcha owned counter as a one off joke. Make it twice as funny considering who owned him

    • @spedman56
      @spedman56 9 років тому

      That's why his own count hasn't gone up in a while, they've been subtracting each other out

  • @Groskaykay
    @Groskaykay 3 роки тому +53

    "Every morning, i start my day with a fresh glass of good old killing Goku." -Android 16

  • @Eyrahndumgi
    @Eyrahndumgi 10 років тому +220

    5:36 No, you're gonna need to gather the dragon balls for that one.
    And why the fuck doesn't Yamcha have an owned count?

    • @govindajones1995
      @govindajones1995 10 років тому +171

      Own counters don't go past infinity.

    • @OobakaSenkoDama542
      @OobakaSenkoDama542 10 років тому +7

      ***** i friggin loved that game for some reason
      oh and back in Tenkaichi 2, his charged ki blast was an unblockable destructo disc that has the homing ability better than yamchas spirit ball

    • @ServantofBaal
      @ServantofBaal 10 років тому +5

      nobody cares about him enough to pay any more attention other than the joke of his name being associated with getting killed miserably

    • @filomenaa
      @filomenaa 10 років тому +17

      It would be over 9000

    • @ayyyrackcity
      @ayyyrackcity 10 років тому +5

      Theopontus It breaks the scouter

  • @cyberplaysstuff2786
    @cyberplaysstuff2786 9 років тому +506

    Yamcha: I got stabbed and blown up too, and got dumped by the only girlfriend I ever had.
    Krillin: Same here, except when mine left, she took all my money, when your left she took all HER money.
    Master Roshi: Gonna need a senzu for that one.
    Me: LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XD

  • @HahahaTryAgain
    @HahahaTryAgain 8 років тому +194

    Piccolo: HELLZONE GRENADE
    17: Awww it's even got a cool name

  • @Juvenwastaken
    @Juvenwastaken 4 роки тому +34

    I died at "you can't kidnap an orphan, they aren't wanted in the first place"

  • @Ipriimus
    @Ipriimus 5 років тому +149

    3:57 The way he said "NO!" and kept blasting gets me every time😂😂😂😂😂

  • @OldManLuffy
    @OldManLuffy 5 років тому +322

    THERES A WHOLE LOT OF NOT KILLING GOKU YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD FIX THAT?
    A GOOD OLD ROUSING ROUND OF KILLING GOKU
    YOUR MY FAVORITE FIRECROTCH 16

    • @SmashSSL
      @SmashSSL 5 років тому +3

      My favorite line

    • @marcosmireles7545
      @marcosmireles7545 3 роки тому

      For real his delivery is on point too lol 😆

    • @MrDJAK777
      @MrDJAK777 3 роки тому

      The scream lock in the background, gets me every time.

  • @twistedwithmelancholy8436
    @twistedwithmelancholy8436 8 років тому +936

    😐 Alright, anyone else going through a youtube binge of these TFS DBZ Abridged episodes?

    • @erinwalker_tv
      @erinwalker_tv 8 років тому +12

      I am these are funny as hell

    • @maddsmon6181
      @maddsmon6181 8 років тому +25

      Twisted in Cognizance No, you are the only one. In all of Creation, you truly are unique. Hold onto this knowledge, for this is what shall be carved on your gravestone, what will be on the lips of your loved ones on the day of your passing.

    • @augbone7878
      @augbone7878 7 років тому

      Twisted in Cognizance maybe. 😑

    • @twistedwithmelancholy8436
      @twistedwithmelancholy8436 7 років тому +2

      Magnus Josephsson Here's a blade to go with the edginess of your comment.
      *Gives blade*
      May it remind you that the sharpness of words is nothing in comparison to the sharpness of an object.
      (I'm joking ofcourse 😝)

    • @twistedwithmelancholy8436
      @twistedwithmelancholy8436 7 років тому

      Augbone I'll take that as a confirmation of "Yes"

  • @alternatetimelinepapyrus361
    @alternatetimelinepapyrus361 Рік тому +27

    All these lines are incredible lol
    “Gunna need a senzu for that one”
    “But i don’t have a fridge in my- OH MY GOD…”
    “This is so dumb this cannot get any dumber”
    “I was wrong…this got so much dumber”
    The screaming stalemate between piccolo and 17 was amazing lol

    • @DubShadow
      @DubShadow Рік тому

      Don’t forget the ending where Dr.Briefs says “Most of those weren’t meant to be eaten THAT way!” 🤣

  • @aclifford_
    @aclifford_ 5 років тому +611

    Dr Brief: Oh come on you can't kidnap an orphan they weren't wanted in the first place.
    *Destruction 100*

    • @albertschoise8091
      @albertschoise8091 5 років тому +2

      Skyrim?

    • @MrSpardas
      @MrSpardas 5 років тому +20

      He gets some very dark lines. Like in the broly movie he comments about, "Now the immigrants are here"

    • @oneandonlysound3453
      @oneandonlysound3453 5 років тому +7

      which he was only present for because he wanted to see what the gay "agenda" was up too lol. @@MrSpardas

    • @arceuslordofcreation8824
      @arceuslordofcreation8824 4 роки тому +2

      As a side; that’s kind of brilliant

  • @zhedidiah
    @zhedidiah 9 років тому +131

    18: Sooo....16, do you know of any ways to pass the time?
    16: I can activate my "P0etry" sub-routine.
    18: Oh what the hell...activate it.
    16: Activating P0etry.exe... 33%, 45%, 52%...
    18: How long is this going to ta-
    16: 100%, Reciting P0etry...
    Roses are red
    My favourite type of bird is blue
    That albatross is pretty
    Do you wish to murder Son Goku?
    18: Wow, you got kinda' of a one track mind don't you?
    16:Affirmative.

    • @philpyung4831
      @philpyung4831 9 років тому +5

      +zhedidiah GJ.

    • @zhedidiah
      @zhedidiah 9 років тому +10

      Levi Embry Thanks! If TFS sees this comment and they wish to steal it, they have my permission. Hell, if anyone wants to use it, take it.

    • @jonahphillips8055
      @jonahphillips8055 7 років тому +2

      zhedidiah 100th like😀👍

    • @zhedidiah
      @zhedidiah 7 років тому +1

      Jonah Phillips Thanks mate!

  • @astrocoke7723
    @astrocoke7723 5 років тому +161

    17: "Seriously what the hells a kami"
    Piccolo: "It means god... now bow"
    Me: just blown away but that shit

  • @latiojesus
    @latiojesus 8 місяців тому +8

    RIP akira toriyama

  • @OceanFragments
    @OceanFragments 5 років тому +56

    46 might be one of TFS's most ingeniously crafted episodes they've ever done.

  • @kayeffty
    @kayeffty 8 років тому +151

    2% of comments: Questions that don't make sense
    8% of comments: Krillin burning Yamcha
    90% of comments:
    It means God, now bow.

    • @shadowplanner7146
      @shadowplanner7146 8 років тому +3

      Actually it's only 7% Krillin burning Yamcha.
      Otherwise what does your comment count as?

    • @oggabooga3208
      @oggabooga3208 7 років тому +2

      100% not killing Goku

  • @afk4lfe
    @afk4lfe 9 років тому +368

    "What the hells a Kami??"
    "It means God. Now BOW."

    • @licheng7956
      @licheng7956 9 років тому +12

      Best line ever.

    • @afk4lfe
      @afk4lfe 9 років тому +3

      +Li Cheng Gonna use it on my next lady friend. Anime win!

    • @bigwolf131
      @bigwolf131 9 років тому +7

      So badass

    • @yugijak
      @yugijak 9 років тому +3

      +afk4lfe Why the hell aren't lines like that used more often? I mean, seriously, that's good shit.

    • @afk4lfe
      @afk4lfe 9 років тому +2

      +yugijak Seriously, TFS made dragon ball z more epic.

  • @moedawg8181
    @moedawg8181 2 роки тому +13

    Every phrase in this series is iconic

  • @nicolasclark4037
    @nicolasclark4037 6 років тому +350

    Hype ebonic rhyme chamber is one of the best jokes ever

  • @persephoneblack888
    @persephoneblack888 8 років тому +536

    This fucking Cell is my favorite Cell.
    I didn't like him at his imperfect stage in the actual show but...
    this take on him is freaking perfect (ha)

  • @sydneythompson5600
    @sydneythompson5600 7 років тому +75

    "seriously, what the hell's a kami?!??" "it means god. now BOW." that is too badass.

  • @TripVevo
    @TripVevo 3 роки тому +21

    The sheer amount of times I've watched this series

    • @tommyreed1707
      @tommyreed1707 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah an episode slipped in my 'Up Next the other day and now I'm stuck on another rewatch.

  • @brendanness
    @brendanness 5 років тому +283

    Can we take a moment to appreciate how funny bulma’s dad is😂😂

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 роки тому +27

      “Wouldn’t be talking so high and mighty if you had a bomb in your chest.”

    • @spineluminous9751
      @spineluminous9751 2 роки тому +7

      In a weird way a lot of the things he says I could hear Rick saying. TFS inspired Rick and Morty

    • @aydenh.6355
      @aydenh.6355 2 роки тому +9

      "Tell him I have a gun because I pay taxes!"

    • @ogluqqychess4452
      @ogluqqychess4452 2 роки тому

      ikr racist sexist loves guns and wants to put bombs in children and hates liberals? sounds like a trump suporter if any of them knew some science stuff

    • @megamovieman101
      @megamovieman101 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah in these last several episodes I’ve come to really enjoy him and his mad psychotic personality