“A giant prehistoric penguin that acts as a travel companion with defensive and offensive abilities? Hmm, interesting. I’ll save that idea for later.” -Ark players
@@ashgcy I’ve seen you in a bunch of places too! Mainly in the comments section of Ark youtubers like Syntac and Raas. This is like a crossover episode between Ark players and actual paleontology.
King Penguins: I’m the most impressive and regal penguin species! Emperor Penguins: No I am! Voice in the background: Amateurs. King and Emperor Penguins: What did you say punk? The absolute unit of a bird that is Kumimanu fordycei: AMATEURS!
French illustrator Thierry Courtin passed away yesterday. His creation T'choupi (Charley in English) is a character that looks vaguely like an anthropomorphic penguin. Just got me thinking about how popular penguins are as characters, Pororo being another example.
You know, a Pixar movie set in the gritty, brutal world of the late Eocene and staring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as a massive prehistoric penguin is a pretty amazing elevator pitch…. Heh, whimsical animated penguin movies of the recent past, eat your hearts out!
Paleontologist 1 examining these huge fossils: Hmm, Kowalski! Analysis! Paleontologist 2: Well Skipper it appears to belong to an absolute unit of a 57 million year old penguin. Paleontologist 1: Interesting, have the boys over at the lab send this information to Private and Rico.
I wonder how fast they could swim? They look very powerful and streamlined. I was in awe when I saw how fast orcas could swim. They are so massive and displace a lot of water. That takes a lot of power.
Penguins of Madagascar go back in time and meet a giant penguin voiced by The Rock.
Just smile and wave
I would so watch that!
I need this movie.
make it happen
Manifesting it
Evolving from living in the water, to living on land, to flying, to living in the water again is crazy
Clever observation, haha!
dinosaurs man. they dont give a damn😂
That's life
The penguin could be honestly a perfect companion with nice defensive and offensive abilities
“A giant prehistoric penguin that acts as a travel companion with defensive and offensive abilities? Hmm, interesting. I’ll save that idea for later.”
-Ark players
@@rl9217 -Gamefreak*
There pokemon fans, fixed his comment.
@@KaentukiTheFukino, ark
@@rl9217 everywhere I go, I see your face lmao
@@ashgcy I’ve seen you in a bunch of places too! Mainly in the comments section of Ark youtubers like Syntac and Raas. This is like a crossover episode between Ark players and actual paleontology.
I like how this shirt perfectly frames his chest
Speaking of an absolute unit
Bro already has achieved it
What is a bro?
Penguins are getting smaller, but scientists are getting bigger 💪
@@RealMTBAddict i identify as a mountain bike and your name offends me
@@realryder2626 Go buy a GoPro little kid
Bro IS the biggest bird
Did my mans just give breaking penguin news _while_ making a protein shake?
Respect on the level of multitasking here.
That's my guess too! 😂
You see his muscles my man is ripped!
While breaking an egg
@@Zeebez exactly what im saying!
Damn, Eons is now posting thirst traps with educational content. Lol, I'm NOT complaining 🤩
Let's just admit, the real unit is you Steve. One of the most ripped older men I've seen. Keep up the long youth! And the expansive curiosity!!!
He’s made serious progress since!
his name is blake
Did Eons just make Dwayne the Rock Johnson a unit of measurement?
I absolutely love the crocheted dino with the pan flag on top of your fridge. So cute!!
I was looking to see if anyone else noticed this, it is adorable!🦖💖💛💙
Damn, he's smart, hot, funny, AND plays the whole field?? ❤🏳️🌈
Love!
We love some dino pride❤
Pretty sure that's the Ukraine flag
Speaking of units. Somebody's filling out his tshirt.
Alright but your shirt evokes Mandalorian Mastodons, which is even more ground breaking than this 😂
Ha, nice. I see a pickaxe in it
I had to watch this in landscape to accommodate the arms 😮🎊💪
Dwayne “The Rock Hopper” Johnson
😂
Maybe that's why penguins collect pebbles, to remember when they were The Rock
Science: "we found ancient giant penguins!"
H.P Lovecraft readers: 🗿
The great old ones likes this 👍
My exact thought
H.P Watercraft
This is no coincidence speaking of massive size’s 😅 dude, you went through a evolution too!
Question: Where does a 340 pound giant penguin nest?
Answer: Anywhere it wants to.
PBS eons giving us the only news we want
Imagine seeing this in our modern-day: we'd be making that Dwayne "The Rock" face meme 🗿😂
Imagine humans invent a time machine expecting to see mammoths or sabertooth instead they see a giant penguin looking towards them.
Have you seen what the inside of a penguin’s mouth looks like?!
A 300lbs penguin would be terrifying!
I love learning about penguins, but I gotta say I love that flag the TRex on your fridge is holding more.
You, you are an absolute unit
Im seeing a pattern where smaller animals used to be absolute giants millions of years ago
We need a remake of Happy Feet staring Dwayne the rock Johnson
Seeing as how good Dwayne sings, I wanna see a spinoff
I love penguins so knowing this now is awesome
3.
That's how many times he went to lick his finger and the video was cut abruptly.
Thank you for your service
Now THAT beats any chicken dinner.
Who crocheted that T-Rex that is so freaking cute
A very flattering shirt 😊
I love how old mate is just cooking his lunch while filming
every time I see little pansexual flags and stuff on the background of your shorts it makes me happy!
It doesn't exist, it's called bisexual. Stop making things up.
Doesn't make much evolutionary sense, but as long as your happy.😊
PENGUIN-WHALES WHEN? EVOLUTION GET ON IT!
Ngl, I clicked on this expecting it to be about a morbidly obese penguin
I know his eyes are up there, but i just cant seem to see them
DWAYNE THE ROCK PENGUIN 🐧
from the creator of "Toys" brings you "Happy Claws," featuring Dwayne "the Iceberg" Johnson, now available at a cinema near you
I love your.....shirt. And thank you the penguin facts, I listened the whole time :)
Love the Pan-nosaurus Rex 😂❤🦖
Lol are you talking about the benefits of being big while mixing up a protein shake? The Rock would be proud
King Penguins: I’m the most impressive and regal penguin species!
Emperor Penguins: No I am!
Voice in the background: Amateurs.
King and Emperor Penguins: What did you say punk?
The absolute unit of a bird that is Kumimanu fordycei: AMATEURS!
French illustrator Thierry Courtin passed away yesterday. His creation T'choupi (Charley in English) is a character that looks vaguely like an anthropomorphic penguin. Just got me thinking about how popular penguins are as characters, Pororo being another example.
I may be crazy but I want to hug a 300 lb penguin and feed it fishies
But was it electric with tentacles?
Monty Python truly were visionaries.
You know, a Pixar movie set in the gritty, brutal world of the late Eocene and staring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as a massive prehistoric penguin is a pretty amazing elevator pitch….
Heh, whimsical animated penguin movies of the recent past, eat your hearts out!
That mammoth tee is accurate
Love this guy ❤
Yay! Pan flag! ❤
I feel like this was a threat directed at penguins with the egg cracking 👀
Paleontologist 1 examining these huge fossils: Hmm, Kowalski! Analysis!
Paleontologist 2: Well Skipper it appears to belong to an absolute unit of a 57 million year old penguin.
Paleontologist 1: Interesting, have the boys over at the lab send this information to Private and Rico.
Clickbait penguin facts, get extra hunky PBS host. What a world.
I find it so interesting that there were so many gigantic species in previous eras.
Being larger also would've helped them when diving, which would increase their feeding envelope.
Thank you for sharing your fascinating lessons ❤
You seem to be cracking eggs in the kitchen, while recording this video....that is true multi tasking😂
Speaking of gains
Lol finally someone said it
#1 most successful family of Dinosaurs in the Ocean. Go Penguins!
I think you're wanting to see the movie Surf's Up.
Casually bulking
God I love this channel.
Love the Pansexual pride Dino on the fridge. Also is it just me or are giant birds just kinda awesome?
reminds me of that one movie about surfing penguins
Cute knitted (crochet?) T-rex!! 🌸🌟💙
Great video and cool shirt!
I love penguins so much, I wish they lived in my part of the world 😭❤️
Get a load of those massive mammoth tusks.
Giant penguins really make me happy😂
Killer penguins?!? - I feel the script for a Hollywood action movie coming up 😂
The most important question is where do I get that shirt?
Love the shirt
So Lovecraft's "In the mountains of madness" penguins are almost real. Cool
cold duck
don’t ask me the color of anything
The egg😂❤ the puns are so 😬but so good at the same time!
New Zealand had some crazy birds...thinking about it now the amount of different birds you see here on a daily basis and in general....
Awooga 👀 to both the large penguins and the large smart man
Is anyone getting ‚Mountains of Madness‘ vibes from this?🥶
pan flag pog
Nobody looking at that zebra
We (in NZ) also had possibly the biggest eagle and probably the biggest flightless bird
"It is roughly the size of Dwane the rock Johnson."
Yeah the Americans would use anything but the metric system.
Damn a 300-pound penguin would be scary
They also found huge fossils of kangaroos and other marsupials in New South Wales Australia
Mountains of madness confirmed
Why is nobody talking about this man's shirt?
What t-shirt is that?
The force be with you
*GIGA PENGUIN* THE FINAL BOSS OF ANTARCTICA
the way the tusks on his shirt are shaped makes it look like he got huge nookers
The legendary Dire Penguin...
K.f. to shark: you eyeballing me, dinner-smelt?
Ok your shirt is amazing lol love it
Massive giant penguins! Want one!
The Pan flag in the background!!
Wow. That is huge
I wonder how fast they could swim? They look very powerful and streamlined. I was in awe when I saw how fast orcas could swim. They are so massive and displace a lot of water. That takes a lot of power.
Giant ancient penguins, you say? Better watch out for shoggoths.
@eons
Why is it, the existing species nowadays are all smaller?
They were better at acting than the rock for sure
Major penguin news from Howard Hamlin!