My favourite thing about the lady crying in the shit in my mouth video is the potential that either A - She is a tourist/migrant who does not speak English and the beautiful spontaneous musical breakout brought her to tears. B - she is having the worst day/week/month of her life and now two chucklefucks on the public transport are singing loudly about shitting in each others mouths and it all got too much. I find both of these options really funny.
From what I've read a while back when I first saw that video was that's actually one of the dudes' girlfriend. She cheated on him and apparently had a scat fetish so they set her up or something along those lines. Could be wrong since it's been a while but this just makes the entire thing 100x funnier to me
first of all who doesn't lock the door when taking a shet? and number 2 (lol no pun intended) who the fug just busts open a BATHROOM DOOR like that? you have no idea how many people do that anywhere and dont knock first. its so fugging rude, i feel like the last person on earth who knocks at doors before i try n open em. FUG THAT JUMPSCARE ONE, FUG IT TO HELL AND BACK, THAT ONE IS WORSE THAN ANYTHING THE H MAN DID, JESUS CHRIST DUDE.
that fucking spider jumpscare caused me to go from a stationary obese man to an airborn obese man, and then into the root cause of a VERY localized Earthquake that hit 8 on the Richter scale for a split second.
Honestly if i was on a subway train and someone started singing shit in my mouth, i would cry tears of joy. Its alot better then a bunch of migrants chanting from the river to the sea.
Context of the shit in my mouth clip, the woman crying was cheating on one of the guys with another random dude and she had a scat fetish so the 2 dudes got on the same train as her and sung that because funny
At the same moment the spider jump scare I was getting ready to take my meds. Have the container in one and an open water bottle in the other. I flung my pills (and lost one) and soaked my bed
My favourite thing about the lady crying in the shit in my mouth video is the potential that either
A - She is a tourist/migrant who does not speak English and the beautiful spontaneous musical breakout brought her to tears.
B - she is having the worst day/week/month of her life and now two chucklefucks on the public transport are singing loudly about shitting in each others mouths and it all got too much.
I find both of these options really funny.
From what I've read a while back when I first saw that video was that's actually one of the dudes' girlfriend. She cheated on him and apparently had a scat fetish so they set her up or something along those lines. Could be wrong since it's been a while but this just makes the entire thing 100x funnier to me
Stopped halfway through the moon gooning session to watch this.
Ayo what the fuck
A certified moon goon moment
I personally am a sun gooner, and I'm nor ashamed
@@justanotherdude_ you should be you filthy sun gooner
I'm sorry...
*MOON GOONING?*
That spider made me jump so bad I pulled a muscle in my leg 😂😂
that spider jumpscare had me 6 inches off the toilet seat
Those usually never get me but I straight up left my chairs airspace
even with the warning that fucker made me spill my drink
the only one to get me lmfao I jumped for the first time
My soul left my body for a second
I have never been jumpscared, ever, but I was not expecting that AT ALL
My blood pressure is currently 250/40 thanks to this video. Gotta love Blarg.
I love high cholesterol
@@DrDementia Heart failure goes hard
I'm in my architecture class. I screamed, and my professor wanted to know why, so I shared my screen on the big board. He now is scared.
@@ravensrevenge7245 Gotta love simultaneous hypertension and hypotension
dude wtf happend
That jump scare at 2:41 made me jump at least 3 inches upwards from a laying down position
Fr Dawgs 🤣
The spider just took my fucking soul with him on his way out 😅😂
“minion experts can correct me” YOU ARE THE MINION EXPERTS
7:26 average goons musical session
You've Got Some Balls To Wear An Oilers Jersey After The Ass Whoopin They Gave My Isles The Other Night Blarg....
Fromg
Oil my butt 😩
As a DRG player, I do find the "mactera grabber" meme hilarious. But I'd imagine it makes no friggin' sense to people who don't know of the game.
as a fellow DRG employee, I can agree
ROCK N STONE
That spider jumpscare fucking made me choke on my drink god damn and hurt the roof of my mouth with the straw shit
I love how close blargs humor fits mine😂😂😂
I paused my heart attack for this video!! Thanks blarg!
that last one really was a Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach | Full Game Walkthrough True Ending moment
F that spider jump scare 🤣🤣🤣
Personally, I’m giving him the pass for that million dollar question, get your bag man
As a VGK fan I'm sorry about what the Oilers are going through rn.
as a lifelong oilers fan, this is painful
@@TheSchnozGobblerAs a lifelong flames fan, I feel the same pain
Dude, if that shit in my mouth song happened in the subway for me i would give so much money and first born 🤣🤣🤣🤣
my blood pressure isn't low for once, thanks blarg
7:42 reason #7 why i am not going on the NYC subway
0:29 That's my reaction to eating American "cheese" that's not even expired. That shit's fucking foul
As a person with Hypertension i can confirm im dead.
2:54 Unexpected Ashens! Love it!
@ 11:22, it's ok the so many ppl live in the right, the other side has a bunch of heavy mountains so it balances out 😌
13:39 ROCK AND STONE
Rock and stone to the bone!
I thought I loved mat until I found out he liked the oilers…..now I love him even more
I was drinking naked when the spider s ared me, and I wasn't watching full screen either 😢😭
Blarg plz play Deep Rock Galactic with all the GOONS!! You guys will love it.
Love you Blarg but there’s no hope for your Oilers this year. Even with that new coach.
2:42 I just almost threw my phone at my room 😂😂
No wide blarg?😢
is that a F R O G?!?!?!?!?!
Babe wake up, Blarglive uploaded
first of all who doesn't lock the door when taking a shet? and number 2 (lol no pun intended) who the fug just busts open a BATHROOM DOOR like that? you have no idea how many people do that anywhere and dont knock first. its so fugging rude, i feel like the last person on earth who knocks at doors before i try n open em.
FUG THAT JUMPSCARE ONE, FUG IT TO HELL AND BACK, THAT ONE IS WORSE THAN ANYTHING THE H MAN DID, JESUS CHRIST DUDE.
The legendary Frouch is real. Love seeing frogs on a couch.
ROCK AND STONE!!!!!!!
that fucking spider jumpscare caused me to go from a stationary obese man to an airborn obese man, and then into the root cause of a VERY localized Earthquake that hit 8 on the Richter scale for a split second.
2:37 dude that actually made me jump back so hard lmao 😅
irl goons singing moments at 6:53
Dude, the fact that there are Freddy and Cod gameplay on the hub is just so funny to me
10:12 not gonna lie this dude looks like that one guy who watches to much red pill content
He is the redpill content. All of his music is just Fox News raps
i just realized that it is very likely that the AK thrown at that pumpkin was a type 1, the RAREST type of AK out there
Honestly if i was on a subway train and someone started singing shit in my mouth, i would cry tears of joy. Its alot better then a bunch of migrants chanting from the river to the sea.
Y'all ever have those toilet visits where you can be heard across the whole house😅
um...blarg....are you mentally ok....i mean like....the oilers jersey....you uh....you good buddy
Context of the shit in my mouth clip, the woman crying was cheating on one of the guys with another random dude and she had a scat fetish so the 2 dudes got on the same train as her and sung that because funny
2:55 who tf decided to put *Ashens* in a meme compilation?
Man I'm old...
I have watched this so many times and I still jump when to spider comes out
if that cheese was not expired, bro is being really dramatic
Someone please help me find the video for the hot cheeto/ PLEASE
at 7:40 thats fr the plot to that one video i will not say the name to but is very well known
why is the volume always shit with your reaction videos?
thats alot of frogs
You should play the game "peppino's pizza"
im atta library full blasting this. oh well
Hello my friending i hope u are being doing the well lately
fuckin' stupid spider bucket got me.
Pog
At the same moment the spider jump scare I was getting ready to take my meds. Have the container in one and an open water bottle in the other. I flung my pills (and lost one) and soaked my bed
Hihi im so drunk and it's fucking 1am.
6:44 "they gave me one of these bathrooms with the blue helmet on it. You get here, open the door, and vualaaaa"
The video that came after the dude dancing with the frog gave strong Yumi vibes 😂 and no, I will not explain why lmao
that thumbnail caption is wilded man.
i now believe that every one of my hairs is a spider crawling across my body thanks to that spider jumpscare video
The spider jumpscare got me. I was just mad chilling eating ramen and wasn't expecting to get jumped fr
i love frogs more than blarg does
Are you ever going to post on blargtv again?
I was watching 2:44 when my dad walked in on me
12:17 does anyone know the name of this video if it exists on UA-cam or at least the name of the song
trumpet blowers
12:12 what be that groove playin in the fröge vid
trumpet blowers
13:42 not the memorial hall at the University
Got a frog what should I name it
HELL YEAH I LOVE SHITPOSTS
dude i dont jump at those screen jumps but FUCK
Blarg did you notice the cop car was RCMP at 6:00?
3:59 that shit made me think of the butterfly from SpongeBob!
that damn bucket man i swear i nearly died before my rommates 80 year old dad
I was half asleep until I saw that spider jump at my screen 😂
I moon gooned to this and after
Three minutes after uploading that’s a new record for me
2:44 yo?
that fucken spider
Day 2 of asking Blarg to bring back BlargTV
Blarg Jesus wants you in His kingdom. Repent and follow Christ and you will be saved
8:25 not me that legit has that
That spider one gave my wall a head-sized dent lol
12:30 whats that song name
I want those forgs
The spider one made my headset fly off my head.
HALLO MY FRIEND
Berlin subway goes hard!
Was that Timthetatman
had to finish the vid before i commented
Less gooo tomato
Humdily Scumdily
Bogos binted
i need to stop watching these while i eat
mans got the frouch in the back
Ghost pepper