As someone who may or may not be that guy, I just need the money in small denominations man! I'd run out of small change someday if I keep on using it so it gotta come from somewhere!
That 2nd to last car was just perfect, the incredible glitchiness was everything you would imagine, when bugging out the physics and breaking the game. Watching it twitch side to side, and even sink into the floor was amazing.
Fun fact: rats can subsist off of the glue used to seal most boxes and will often nest in said boxes when left undisturbed for long periods!....... Talking directly and specifically to you, Smiity! That's a proven fact!
Thank you for being a real person and not a bot in these trying times. They caused chaos, and then terrified themselves by getting eerily close to working a 9-5, which is the bane of all streamers 😂
@@DJresnoGaming Right, because you believe that it's not true, it isn't. Give me one genuine example of it happening in modern day American and I promise I'll relent, simple as that.
I genuinely work at a grocery store and watched this on break! I wish this was how work was. Just npcs, random glitches and my goofy friends doing dumb shit.
Imagine catching a shoplifter and it's Blarg. "Hey I know you! I watch your videos on UA-cam! Anyway, you have over 1 million subscribers and have no excuse. Scan that item or I'm calling security.".
If you guys do happen to play this again, instead of having to close and reopen the register again for every time that you've fucked up with change, you can just right click on the dollars or coins in the register you've accidentally took out and it will put it back. This video is hilarious and I'm going to have to try piling the boxes outside for people to run over with my friends now.
This video was way too funny. I got inspired to play this game with my friends but I downloaded the wrong one! But it's even better! Supermarket together is free on steam and I hope Smii7y and play it someday!
Smii7y, man, you absolutely should do more of this series! I had a massive grin on my face the entire time watching you and the gang finding your way around retail. 😂😂😂 Wish I had friends to try and play this with, it would be a blast!
9:05 If I walk into a store in the middle of the desert and see four flags on the wall like that, I am walking the fuck out; I'm probably about to get shot at that point.
You guys should play ‘the Quarry’! It’s on discount at this moment and its multiplayer! You and you’re friends control you’re own characters in the story and have to make choices for them. It’s a horror game and making the wrong choices could get you’re character killed! I bet you’ll love it!
1st ever video I've come across of yours 😂 it was funny, I haven't laughed in a while so thankyou for this great content ❤❤ p.s you can take the money back off by clicking on it from the counter 😂
Hey SMii7Y I'm a big fan, and you might not see this. But you should play supermarket together, it's fun and you can do much more then this game, and there are more better update soon I think. But I have been watchin your vids for 2 years and all your vids make me laugh and smile!!!!!! ❤❤❤
As a dude that's been working in a grocery store for 8 years, this video and all the jokes in it are all too relatable
REAL!!
You may be entitled to compensation
@@RiddimSquad817grocery store worker?
Entitled?
Those words don’t belong in the same sentence
Jk
Even the one when the car got tossed to another demention and came back?
@@kathiekitagawa4144especially that
Congrats to Smii7y for not giving the guy who gave $100 for a $6 purchase his change back in nothing but pennies, you’re a better man than me.
We the same brotha
We need to report the bots like this guy because he a real man to g good luck
@@minegu-fu1uba bot joined 12 years ago?
As someone who may or may not be that guy, I just need the money in small denominations man!
I'd run out of small change someday if I keep on using it so it gotta come from somewhere!
He the new Mr beast, but like without the drama n stuff
BLARG - "I don't even think I'm having fun any more, i think I'm actually working" 32:23 😂😂😂
Welcome to my life.
Poor guy💀
@@RandumChann3l let me a bit change it. How about just "poor"? (Joke)
it's like that time he said ''its working time'' and he worked all over the place
Amazing 😂
That 2nd to last car was just perfect, the incredible glitchiness was everything you would imagine, when bugging out the physics and breaking the game. Watching it twitch side to side, and even sink into the floor was amazing.
34:30 and beyond killed me the car flying is incredible
Fun fact: rats can subsist off of the glue used to seal most boxes and will often nest in said boxes when left undisturbed for long periods!....... Talking directly and specifically to you, Smiity! That's a proven fact!
Really? They eat the glue?.
@@poxeytheburgertarian they're rats..... how can it surprise you that they eat anything ever?
@@poxeytheburgertarianand they nest in it don’t forget that part
Budy you look you subsist of glue.
Damn that’s crazy!
32:57 "Oh oh, let's fill up Smitty, let's fill Smitty... I like that idea." -Nepo Baby Puffer, 2024
nepo baby is crazy
@@ajking8836what does that mean
@@DogeIndy tbh idk I know i believe it's a slur
@@DogeIndy you wouldnt know cuz you are one. If you dont know the reference you aren’t a real SMii7Y veiwer
not a slur, lol. nepo is short for nepotism. google nepo baby for more ✨
1:31 That shit is so true, unless you're the most extroverted people person ever ain't no one wanna work retail voluntarily lmfao
2:17 i love how matt knew immediately what he was getting at
Matt over here running the register and talking like someone working an actual retail job wishes they could
I’m two seconds in and already scared what these guys are gonna do 😂😂😂
Yep
Yay a real person in the at the front not a bot W🎉🎉🎉
Lol
Thank you for being a real person and not a bot in these trying times. They caused chaos, and then terrified themselves by getting eerily close to working a 9-5, which is the bane of all streamers 😂
Alcoholism off the bat, this bout to be good
Glad we ain’t driving
@@erinmcmullen9498 Drunk Crashers give us Drunk Drivers a bad name
@@erinmcmullen9498 Unfortunately*
*1 MILLION BEERS*
@@erinmcmullen9498 you mean sad, not glad
5:08 My daily experience as a retail worker
i accidentally wrote “🎉” bc i was at the pool and i forgot my phone was in my pocket
Minimum wage can't support shit man
@@theoneandonlysin see? Even the water agrees
@@Real_Potato_Man yeah i could see that happening lmao.
this is immensely inaccurate, no one working the cash register would ever be allowed to sit down
As someone who worked register for 3 years i can agree, you are never allowed to sit down
@@Onepine-dt4tjidk where you from but in the eu in most places you can sit while working the cash register
In Denmark, people working cashregisters in supermarkets actually sits, if the store has a counter, the worker(s) usually stands.
USA moment
only place a few grocery stores ive seen have chairs for the cashiers I don't remember the name of the store tho
0:12 THEY AIN'T PRIDE FLAGS BUT I SURE AM PROUD 🦅🦅🦅🫡🫡🫡
RAAHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅
Well, I'm proud our country doesn't allow persecution based on people's sexuality at least.
@@TheTruepanther 👀 Keep believing that buddy.
@@DJresnoGaming Right, because you believe that it's not true, it isn't. Give me one genuine example of it happening in modern day American and I promise I'll relent, simple as that.
@@TheTruepantherthere havent been one yet. and hopefully there wont be
33:27 Petition for part 2 just for that
Petition approved 😊
5:09 Killed me so hard LOL
27:07 I really expected Blarg to say "Womp womp" to that information.
unfortunately for you, Blarg has enough braincells to not use that. Which is a surprise to me too, given how easily he was distracted by wallpaper
"womp womp" is only said by terminally online losers lmfao. such a stupid "phrase"
@@shoulderpyroHave you seen matt
Yes he would lmao
Lmaoooooo 😂
@17:55 the pure retail rage comes out
16:04
"Sorry can i have a red-"
"Did you say one million beers?"
Handsome guy filter*
24:55 I don't know why John saying this tickled me so much! 😂
It was so fluid😂😂
34:58 OMG BRO PLEASEEE THAT CAR'W GOING TO SPACE LOLLL
Couldn't stop laughing 😂
@@KasperReactsme to i was dying on the floor😂😂😂
I started dying when it came back
i lol'd
@@hussien1230 too
14:43 cant stop the A-train baby #2
(Edit: the car was blue
lmaoo
29:46 MY CABBAGES !!! ! (love the atla reference )
The sign at 35:26 was definitely from Kryoz
20:13 the joke speaks for itself
The NPC was definitely racially motivated
I love when SMii7Y hops on the Trend Train, it's so fun!
This is the earliest I’ve been to a smii7y video and I’m so happy about it
same
Same
Same opened UA-cam and saw 40sec ago
Yessir
Same
Ya'll NEED to play this again, I had a blast watching this
2:47 2x speed smii7y's laugh it's hilarious
I genuinely work at a grocery store and watched this on break! I wish this was how work was. Just npcs, random glitches and my goofy friends doing dumb shit.
Smii7y out here channelling all the dominative energy of a grocery store manager.
2:01
"I didn't actually wanna be a lady!"
Story of my life
Man I didn’t want to be a man. I feel you brother
SAMME
same
other way round for me
transmascs unite!
This is a perfect example of a game you buy, play once and never again. But its worth every penny for that one time
where can i buy it i cant find it on steam
@@br12zy41it IS on Steam, “Grocery Store Simulator”
18:03 I can't stop laughing and it's 3:05am 😭
Didn’t even watch the whole video😢
@@RaymondTaylor-n4sthen why are you commenting?
Yo know it is a good video when the intro is beer
1:30 Puffer: “I kinda wanna work in retail.”
Dude I can assure you, you really, really don’t.
And domino’s doesn’t count at all.
Domino's sure as shit counts, they just don't get the "Can you check the back"
As somebody who’s spent his entire 20s in customer service, yeah, Domino’s and every other fucking food service and retail place shares this pain.
a very small bit, but probably the best thing is the Buc-ees reference, as I work overnights there.
I would love to yall play this again!😂
The chaos was to great.
13:16 King of Pop Energy
Imagine catching a shoplifter and it's Blarg. "Hey I know you! I watch your videos on UA-cam! Anyway, you have over 1 million subscribers and have no excuse. Scan that item or I'm calling security.".
If you guys do happen to play this again, instead of having to close and reopen the register again for every time that you've fucked up with change, you can just right click on the dollars or coins in the register you've accidentally took out and it will put it back. This video is hilarious and I'm going to have to try piling the boxes outside for people to run over with my friends now.
for someone who actually works in a grocery store, this is just hilarious and slightly accurate.
29:46 based reference from Puffer
Good to know im not the only cultured man here to notce tht as well
He really does sounds like the vendor cabbage guy 😂
27:28
fuck it, we woke up
oh hell no😂
34:44 When you have mastered elden ring
This video was way too funny. I got inspired to play this game with my friends but I downloaded the wrong one! But it's even better! Supermarket together is free on steam and I hope Smii7y and play it someday!
LETS GO smii7Y dropped!
2 weeks after puffer!
It's been a while since I've laughed this hard. Well done fellas.
Always a good day when Smii7y uploads
0:24 Woho blarg moments in smii7y video
34:58 "I know a shortcut" ahh car
17:25 that gasp of smi7y was personal🤣🤣 and not a single person notice it.
16:03 & 22:00 "1Million Beers you Said?" Moment
34:50 just watch and see❤😂😂 the sport car
Backyard BBQ and one armed cook were my favorite videos of all time. This one fits that vibe and I love it
"No i dont wanna be a woman!" Cracked me up so bad. Average trans guy experience fr
Smii7y is the definition of chaotic but chill
Agreed
Chilotic
These videos are a great way to find new party games to play with my friends
Idk if anyone caught this but at 27:37 and if you slow it down all the way, it’s funny! the lady’s face😭
Start at 27:36
@@calebthompson4494 you have to pause the video first
15:53 Smitty transitioning to Trump 😂
This had to have been the funniest video I’ve watched on this channel. I have never wheezed or laughed so much. It’s honestly just the physics bro 😭
20:28 I hate people who do the “I want THIS register!” When it’s empty.
hey guys funny thing is im watching the video while im working in our retail store and actually you guys are doing way better than me
21:43 legendary store name 😂
Bro this video made my day😂
Smii7y, man, you absolutely should do more of this series! I had a massive grin on my face the entire time watching you and the gang finding your way around retail. 😂😂😂 Wish I had friends to try and play this with, it would be a blast!
9:05 If I walk into a store in the middle of the desert and see four flags on the wall like that, I am walking the fuck out; I'm probably about to get shot at that point.
25:25 relatable, felt it in the soul
This is pure comedy ❤
Thank you for always making my day better
You guys should play ‘the Quarry’! It’s on discount at this moment and its multiplayer! You and you’re friends control you’re own characters in the story and have to make choices for them. It’s a horror game and making the wrong choices could get you’re character killed! I bet you’ll love it!
1:02 OH BOY, BEER?!?! HELL YEAH
HELL YE-🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
We need more of this fr
13:49 the moment of realization
I don’t understand
We need more of this, I had a blast watching this
20:00 most hilarious part 😂😂
05:55 oh the irony. 😂😂😂😂😂
30:00 best part
I can count change better than SMii7Y.
15:53 bros voice went from SMii7Y to trump
I find it funny that all the beers have German names, I’m German and I laughed so hard reading them Like Beerdigung is translated funeral
0:56 is just to good of a store name😂🤣
Who hates that lately the top comments on smii7ys videos have been bots
Ted nivison 2:20 approves this message
Dude you an your crew make my day even on a crapy day thanks man
Lol red hats don't shoplift, they terrorize 😂
26:06 killed me😂
Try not to laugh loose like and subscribe
Love your videos ❤
wowzers Smitty, now you got to open it up in real life
12:46 imagine when customer shoplifting and see this 😂
1st ever video I've come across of yours 😂 it was funny, I haven't laughed in a while so thankyou for this great content ❤❤ p.s you can take the money back off by clicking on it from the counter 😂
13:40 The store name makes a lot of sense now lol
As a man who does work retail, it's not that bad, but there are some people who are really sensitive over the small things
Smii7y videos are fire
As someone who worked in a grocery store, this was so painful. I loved it
Hey SMii7Y I'm a big fan, and you might not see this. But you should play supermarket together, it's fun and you can do much more then this game, and there are more better update soon I think. But I have been watchin your vids for 2 years and all your vids make me laugh and smile!!!!!!
❤❤❤
34:19 greatest idea they ever had
I love smithy vids
Day 14 of asking smitty for more grounded content