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I remember once my history teacher asked, “who was the leader of nazi occupied Italy?” I was tired and responded “mozzarella”. I was trying to say Mussolini.
What makes you think the teacher was wrong? It's a valid historical question. Part of Italy was occupied by Nazis during ww2 and had a local leader who was working with Germany.
I work in IT I often get people asking me stuff by prefacing it with "Stupid question..." I've made a habit of answering with "Stupid answer." before they ask the real question. It's made a few people laugh.
It's worse if the sun is up but quite near the horizon. In winter this happens for longer periods each day than in the summer, and during the hours when people are more likely to be outdoors.
You're completely right, as you obviously know. I live in an area with a lot of snow. I would be blind if I couldn't wear sunglasses on a bright day with snow on the ground. Plus I have blue eyes so I'm very sensitive to light in general. Not only is snow blindness a thing, people can also get sunburn from the sun reflecting off the snow.
my school had recently made the switch from the "lockdown" method in the event of a school shooting, to the "run, hide, fight" model (that's what my school district called it) so we were talking about the "fight" part (for people outside of America, you're supposed to distract the shooter from getting a good aim or pulling the trigger as a last resort) and I deadass raised my hand and asked the teacher "would stabbing the shooter in the leg with my pencil be effective?"
When I was a teen in driver's ed, the teacher asked out of the five senses, which is the most important while driving? Everyone echoes back sight, except for this one girl who said hearing. Even after everyone was like, "... what?" she continued to argue. She was the kind of person who refused to admit being wrong about anything.
Wait… is that why these transportation PSAs say “if it was really important, I would’ve called”, as if to tell its target audience that if you’re driving, it’s safer to receive calls than read texts?
Wow, she sounds infuriating! I know you know this, but I wanted to chime in. As someone with significant hearing loss, we don't need to hear to drive... People who are completely deaf can also drive.
In third grade I made the observation in class that the earth weighed 100 pounds. The teacher was astonished and corrected me, that it was millions of pounds. She would have realized that it was trillions of pounds, but I'm pretty sure we hadn't yet been taught about numbers that large. Anyway, my mistake was misunderstanding what the astronomy book meant by labelling the earth "100 pounds." It was a graphic telling that that was how much a 100 pound human would weigh on earth.
Does it count if the answer is intentionally stupid? I went to a christian school where we had frequent classes about religion (mostly about christianity of course). One day we had a lesson in which the teacher talked about false gods and how we should only worship god. At one point (don't remember how he got there) he asked: "What's the difference between a teddy bear and a temple?" I was feeling bored and decided to give an intentionally stupid answer. So I said, dead serious: "You can't cuddle a temple." Had the whole class laughing, but the teacher wasn't amused. It didn't really matter because religion classes weren't graded anyway since "You can't grade faith in god".
I work in farming. Vegans and vegan activists have said to me the most dumb thing people can think off. One said that dairy cows have the same dreams and expectations as a woman have during the pregnancy. This would make the cow feel the same sadness as women when the cow and calf are separated. Cows are breed in a way that they don´t have any maternal instincts and if taken away within 4 days after giving birth the cow and calf don´t feel anything to each other. These individuals thinks that cows function the same as humans. The same with pigs. I can write so much about this.
People who insist on overly anthropomorphizing animals always make life more difficult for both the animals & those involved in their care. I do not envy your position.
@@scepticalhyenas5750 Thank you! It is not a Disney movie. They claim that they care about animals but don´t do anything for them. At least I do something for them. I worked with someone who cared about animals but she could not even take the decision to put down an animal unless if it was obvious. That happened just 1 or 2 times. She could not even be there with me when I did this. She was educated as a vet assistent sort off. I don´t force anyone to put animals down. I know how it feels the first times but at some point people have to learn to take that decision at least. At work we are 3 that do this and 1 let the rest of us do it. But this individual takes the decision and are with us when doing so. I told her if she don´t put down the animal I am fine doing so. We take the hard decisions for the animals sake. People outside farming don´t understand this! I am sorry for this rant but you seem to understand. That is appreciated!
I've always thought that animals who display parental behaviors definitely "love" their babies, but I would never say or think that they love them the same way people do (except I might say other great apes do, but definitely not cows). So many things work differently between our minds and other animals', so naturally this would too.
@@bigawesomewatermelon9511 They do yes but inprinting is so different in animals than humans. In cows it takes a few days before they are inprinted to each other. In humans this basically happen during pregnancy. Pigs are different. They get a litter and if they lay down and a piglet is under the sow the sow stands up so the piglet are saved but it is common that the piglet dies during this. Other piglets survive so some loss is expected. Sometimes sows even kill piglets to to eat them. It happens in the wild and in the production. They care about the piglets but they show it differently!
@@johansmith4764 That's exactly what I was saying. I know cows don't start to care about their babies during pregnancy, because if they did, you wouldn't hear so many stories of people having to rub the calf with feed after it's born to convince mama to care about it. And what you said about pigs does make a lot of sense to me, seeing as a sow typically has a lot at a time. There's an expectation when an animal has a big litter size that some will not survive, so it makes sense that she's not too saddened if they don't. That being said, I would never get between a sow and her piglets if I could absolutely help it. I know they can be very protective.
I mean, gravitation, contrary to what a lot of people first assume, is between any two bodies (the scientific name for any type of physical object) and is influenced by their distance and their masses relative to each other, and gravity is just the measurement of gravitation towards a celestial body, now… the moon is a celestial body, so it has gravity, and even if it didn’t, it still has gravitation
Technically the moon is just a word we use to describe a group of molecules in orbit of our planet, it's gravitational force is from the accumulation of their gravitational force. It cannot have gravitation without gravity since it is a byproduct of gravity, without gravity nothing would gravitate towards anything.
"I don't believe in God or Gods. I just believe there's a higher power we can pray to, to protect us when we need help." 😂 bro was serious too... I didn't bother to continue thar convo but I wanted so badly to say isn't that pretty much, idk, God? Lol 😅
Higher power doesn't mean gods or goddesses in many cultures or for many people. Believing that all higher powers means gods or goddesses is a very narrow and restrictive thinking. Various things that people believe as a higher power includes, but not limited to, nature, the universe, deities, great spirits, ancestors, collective energies from people and animals, etc. This is especially true for many who are agnostics, pagans, part of many indigenous cultures around the worlds and many others who do not believe in any specific gods or goddesses. Not only that, a lot of people believe there are many gods and goddesses, not just one. Spirituality isn't the same as religion, gods or goddesses.
10:50 The president will urinate on the volcano. Are you sure that's not Trump? 16:30 Pizza is a mixture. A compound has a specific number of atoms for each element.
I heard this one coming from myself. I was attending a business school and one of my classmates was having a great deal of difficulty with the course work and would often come to me for help. It was not unusual for him to pester me several times a day with questions and often while I was trying to get my own course work done. I tried very hard to be patient about it, but eventually my patience with him started to become strained. So, one day, while I am trying to explain something to him, I used the word "aspects" and to my surprise he asked me "What are 'aspects'?" I was so dumbfounded that this word was unfamiliar to him, I blurted out "It's those brown spots in your underwear."
There actually is a specific examination/diagnosis method called Pet CT. When a doctor/nurse or whatever told the patient that he needed that he likely asked for exactly that. And especially when that guy got this information in writing I can 100% see them pronouncing pet as pet and not as p e t
I’m an artist in college and this happened in high school We were using xacto knives to cut stuff, but we had to share them between a group of people. When I asked friend who was cutting stuff to pass the knife, she tossed the knife with the blade out. I ran out of the way and yelped, she apologized profusely not realizing what she did till after, and no one was hurt luckily. Don’t throw xacto knives y’all
Ah yes. The classic 'can you tell me xyz' or 'do you know where xyz is' 'yes' **stunned silence** Technically the question was if asking for if they know it, not asking them to actually give said information. It's a classic dad joke but I guess in this case the answering person just had a brainfart.
A boy is asked the question. How do you find out the pets weight? He is faced with himself a scale, and a door. the boy answers first of all you put the pet to sleep, then you weigh him. Of course the answer has nothing to do with putting the poor pet to sleep, but rather weigh yourself and then weighing you and the cat at the same time and subtracting the difference. Poor kid and poor pet.
If story 15 is true and depending how old it is by now, I’d suggest getting the police and CPS involved. That woman is not fit to be a parent to a child, much less more than one! It sounds like she’s mentally a 13 year old with a few adult responsibilities… And of course a volcano exploded in 2020: that year was all 10 of the mythical terrible plagues from the Old Testament and then some…except the disasters of 2020 weren’t fictitious, they actually freaking happened!!
So I have one but it wasn't exactly a question it was just an argument I was having and so regardless of whether you agree with me I think we can agree the retort was stupid So I was arguing for why wearing a mask all the time is unsafe (Covid) and I said "You could be breathing in a lot of carbon dioxide from your mask" and the person i was arguing with replied "You can't breathe carbon dioxide!" And I was like stunned a little bit from this response, like the mental wind was knocked out of me, What did she mean?Did she mean that physically, we physically are unable to breathe it in? 'Cause that's just straight up untrue, I can, it's not good though. Or did she mean that it's unhealthy to, which...is literally what I was saying though?? That's not a retort then?? And she took advantage of my momentary mental wind knocked outage to get all high and mighty and go "you should educate yourself next time" and i was so mad
Ok my story this is from Fenix not jasper btw ok so I have a friend named Ricky and Ricky is .. not a good friend when I miss a goal he says I’m trash so anyway before I explain that u need to know Valerie so we’ll call her Val so Val is me ex-girlfriend and she hates me and she hates me cuz I broke up with her and I was defending Ricky and a week later.. I say at lunch “fuck Val” so ofc the one and only Ricky tells Val and she’s pissed so now she has another reason to be mad did I say Val is VARY sensitive so now Ricky says mean stuff so a month later it’s last day of school and I hug Ricky and Val can I wanted to be chill so now it’s been 2 months and I just got a text saying wait let me introduce somebody named Brady so Brady is Ricky’s best friend so he texts me saying “I’m going to Bradys house “and u still aren’t my good friend” and why can’t u be more Like Brady and that’s when I lose it because I’m sick and tired of him bossing me around and Telling my secrets so I say “u say be more like Brady but I’m not him so idk how and I’m not going to act like someone I’m not to please you and UR THE REASON ALL OF THIS HAPPENS” anyway go back 3 months ago we were playing tag and I tagged Val and she started crying and this is 3rd grade so I’m like cry about it because she acts like the good kid and the innocent girl but she is nothing like that I’m now going to 4th grade and she said she is not going to my school so me and my friend Paxton celebrate and Paxton is my bff btw and jasper buts anyway we celebrate and GUESS WHO I SEE AT OPEN HOUSE THE ONE THE ONLY LITTLE DEMON VAL SO NOW IM IN MY ROOM AT 1:10 am typing this so yea that’s my story if u wanna see the full version go on my channel and go on the video titled “look what Rick did to me” or something similar
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I remember once my history teacher asked, “who was the leader of nazi occupied Italy?” I was tired and responded “mozzarella”. I was trying to say Mussolini.
I mean the teacher was wrong in the question to but mozzarella is a good answer
What makes you think the teacher was wrong? It's a valid historical question. Part of Italy was occupied by Nazis during ww2 and had a local leader who was working with Germany.
I work in IT I often get people asking me stuff by prefacing it with "Stupid question..." I've made a habit of answering with "Stupid answer." before they ask the real question. It's made a few people laugh.
lol. I think I may be one of those people. I love IT people. The patience you have is extraordinary. Thank you for what you do.
"Why is that person wearing sunglasses in winter?"
Because cold or not, bright sunlight hurts my eyes. Also, Snow blindness is a real thing.
It's worse if the sun is up but quite near the horizon. In winter this happens for longer periods each day than in the summer, and during the hours when people are more likely to be outdoors.
You're completely right, as you obviously know. I live in an area with a lot of snow. I would be blind if I couldn't wear sunglasses on a bright day with snow on the ground. Plus I have blue eyes so I'm very sensitive to light in general. Not only is snow blindness a thing, people can also get sunburn from the sun reflecting off the snow.
"your grandma passed away"
"womp womp"
This is why kids shouldn't be allowed on YT
They always do stuff like that
my school had recently made the switch from the "lockdown" method in the event of a school shooting, to the "run, hide, fight" model (that's what my school district called it)
so we were talking about the "fight" part (for people outside of America, you're supposed to distract the shooter from getting a good aim or pulling the trigger as a last resort)
and I deadass raised my hand and asked the teacher "would stabbing the shooter in the leg with my pencil be effective?"
I’m going to say yes
I much prefer the run, hide, fight. At least it lets people use their instincts. And doesn't make you a sitting duck.
Problem is, in a stupid zero tolerance zone, you'd be suspended for protecting yourself.
Any object with mass has gravity.
I can't believe that there are people that don't believe that the moon has gravity! It does have gravity but it is weaker than Earth's.
When I was a teen in driver's ed, the teacher asked out of the five senses, which is the most important while driving? Everyone echoes back sight, except for this one girl who said hearing. Even after everyone was like, "... what?" she continued to argue. She was the kind of person who refused to admit being wrong about anything.
Wait… is that why these transportation PSAs say “if it was really important, I would’ve called”, as if to tell its target audience that if you’re driving, it’s safer to receive calls than read texts?
Feel bad for her boyfriends
Wow, she sounds infuriating! I know you know this, but I wanted to chime in. As someone with significant hearing loss, we don't need to hear to drive... People who are completely deaf can also drive.
The “pork” “upine” answer was from Family Feud, so that guy gave a dumb answer on public television 😄
There are whole videos of stupid answers on Family Feud. Like "Name an animal with four letters in it" (i.e. frog) Contestant's answer: "Alligator".
The Antartica guy might have thought they meant Atlantis.
In third grade I made the observation in class that the earth weighed 100 pounds. The teacher was astonished and corrected me, that it was millions of pounds. She would have realized that it was trillions of pounds, but I'm pretty sure we hadn't yet been taught about numbers that large. Anyway, my mistake was misunderstanding what the astronomy book meant by labelling the earth "100 pounds." It was a graphic telling that that was how much a 100 pound human would weigh on earth.
I have so many cause my older brother takes NOTHING seriously EVER
I love how the narrator laughs!
There's a difference between smart and educated.
Does it count if the answer is intentionally stupid? I went to a christian school where we had frequent classes about religion (mostly about christianity of course). One day we had a lesson in which the teacher talked about false gods and how we should only worship god. At one point (don't remember how he got there) he asked: "What's the difference between a teddy bear and a temple?" I was feeling bored and decided to give an intentionally stupid answer. So I said, dead serious: "You can't cuddle a temple."
Had the whole class laughing, but the teacher wasn't amused. It didn't really matter because religion classes weren't graded anyway since "You can't grade faith in god".
Story 32 OP is correct. There's a street in Brooklyn called Notorious BIG way
I work in farming. Vegans and vegan activists have said to me the most dumb thing people can think off. One said that dairy cows have the same dreams and expectations as a woman have during the pregnancy. This would make the cow feel the same sadness as women when the cow and calf are separated. Cows are breed in a way that they don´t have any maternal instincts and if taken away within 4 days after giving birth the cow and calf don´t feel anything to each other. These individuals thinks that cows function the same as humans. The same with pigs. I can write so much about this.
People who insist on overly anthropomorphizing animals always make life more difficult for both the animals & those involved in their care. I do not envy your position.
@@scepticalhyenas5750 Thank you! It is not a Disney movie. They claim that they care about animals but don´t do anything for them. At least I do something for them. I worked with someone who cared about animals but she could not even take the decision to put down an animal unless if it was obvious. That happened just 1 or 2 times. She could not even be there with me when I did this. She was educated as a vet assistent sort off. I don´t force anyone to put animals down. I know how it feels the first times but at some point people have to learn to take that decision at least. At work we are 3 that do this and 1 let the rest of us do it. But this individual takes the decision and are with us when doing so. I told her if she don´t put down the animal I am fine doing so. We take the hard decisions for the animals sake. People outside farming don´t understand this! I am sorry for this rant but you seem to understand. That is appreciated!
I've always thought that animals who display parental behaviors definitely "love" their babies, but I would never say or think that they love them the same way people do (except I might say other great apes do, but definitely not cows). So many things work differently between our minds and other animals', so naturally this would too.
@@bigawesomewatermelon9511 They do yes but inprinting is so different in animals than humans. In cows it takes a few days before they are inprinted to each other. In humans this basically happen during pregnancy. Pigs are different. They get a litter and if they lay down and a piglet is under the sow the sow stands up so the piglet are saved but it is common that the piglet dies during this. Other piglets survive so some loss is expected. Sometimes sows even kill piglets to to eat them. It happens in the wild and in the production. They care about the piglets but they show it differently!
@@johansmith4764 That's exactly what I was saying. I know cows don't start to care about their babies during pregnancy, because if they did, you wouldn't hear so many stories of people having to rub the calf with feed after it's born to convince mama to care about it.
And what you said about pigs does make a lot of sense to me, seeing as a sow typically has a lot at a time. There's an expectation when an animal has a big litter size that some will not survive, so it makes sense that she's not too saddened if they don't. That being said, I would never get between a sow and her piglets if I could absolutely help it. I know they can be very protective.
That martin luther one had me dying
He died for our sins 👧
@@miak4006wrong guy.
@@thejourney1369r/woooooosh
I mean, gravitation, contrary to what a lot of people first assume, is between any two bodies (the scientific name for any type of physical object) and is influenced by their distance and their masses relative to each other, and gravity is just the measurement of gravitation towards a celestial body, now… the moon is a celestial body, so it has gravity, and even if it didn’t, it still has gravitation
Technically the moon is just a word we use to describe a group of molecules in orbit of our planet, it's gravitational force is from the accumulation of their gravitational force. It cannot have gravitation without gravity since it is a byproduct of gravity, without gravity nothing would gravitate towards anything.
"I don't believe in God or Gods. I just believe there's a higher power we can pray to, to protect us when we need help."
😂 bro was serious too... I didn't bother to continue thar convo but I wanted so badly to say isn't that pretty much, idk, God? Lol 😅
"A higher power" when talking in terms of religion, is the legit definition of a god.
Higher power doesn't mean gods or goddesses in many cultures or for many people. Believing that all higher powers means gods or goddesses is a very narrow and restrictive thinking. Various things that people believe as a higher power includes, but not limited to, nature, the universe, deities, great spirits, ancestors, collective energies from people and animals, etc. This is especially true for many who are agnostics, pagans, part of many indigenous cultures around the worlds and many others who do not believe in any specific gods or goddesses. Not only that, a lot of people believe there are many gods and goddesses, not just one. Spirituality isn't the same as religion, gods or goddesses.
Right hand rule - not technically wrong. You will be needing that.
My brother said someone called him a racial slur in Gorrila Tag and he replied 'Erm, what the sigma?'
10:50 The president will urinate on the volcano. Are you sure that's not Trump?
16:30 Pizza is a mixture. A compound has a specific number of atoms for each element.
Couldn't be, that would be a selfless act
Professors at an Ivy league school, definitely explains their lack of understanding reality.
I heard this one coming from myself. I was attending a business school and one of my classmates was having a great deal of difficulty with the course work and would often come to me for help. It was not unusual for him to pester me several times a day with questions and often while I was trying to get my own course work done. I tried very hard to be patient about it, but eventually my patience with him started to become strained. So, one day, while I am trying to explain something to him, I used the word "aspects" and to my surprise he asked me "What are 'aspects'?" I was so dumbfounded that this word was unfamiliar to him, I blurted out "It's those brown spots in your underwear."
There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
Story 48 has me laughing because, as an older sibling myself, he 100% thought you were being a smart ass.
14:15 bro heard stand instead of street lmfao
Story 6: Did she think the teacher said "thyme"?
1:10 I blame the asker. Who calls a CT scanner a Pet CT?
There actually is a specific examination/diagnosis method called Pet CT.
When a doctor/nurse or whatever told the patient that he needed that he likely asked for exactly that. And especially when that guy got this information in writing I can 100% see them pronouncing pet as pet and not as p e t
At 14 I was thinking about Roy from still wakes the deep
I’m an artist in college and this happened in high school
We were using xacto knives to cut stuff, but we had to share them between a group of people.
When I asked friend who was cutting stuff to pass the knife, she tossed the knife with the blade out. I ran out of the way and yelped, she apologized profusely not realizing what she did till after, and no one was hurt luckily.
Don’t throw xacto knives y’all
What game is that in the background? Sometimes the BG videos fascinate me as much as the reading, so good choice there 😊✨
My favorite.
Me: "What kind of computer do you have?".
Them "A white one."
Ah yes. The classic 'can you tell me xyz' or 'do you know where xyz is'
'yes'
**stunned silence**
Technically the question was if asking for if they know it, not asking them to actually give said information.
It's a classic dad joke but I guess in this case the answering person just had a brainfart.
The porcupine answer is actually from Family Feud
15:47 name another word for mother. Mommy. Mommie. How about momme.
It bugs me that the whatever game is playing in the background, your horse can phase through the trees.
UA-cam don’t sale tubes 😂
A boy is asked the question. How do you find out the pets weight? He is faced with himself a scale, and a door. the boy answers first of all you put the pet to sleep, then you weigh him. Of course the answer has nothing to do with putting the poor pet to sleep, but rather weigh yourself and then weighing you and the cat at the same time and subtracting the difference. Poor kid and poor pet.
Seppuku not Sudoku
If story 15 is true and depending how old it is by now, I’d suggest getting the police and CPS involved. That woman is not fit to be a parent to a child, much less more than one! It sounds like she’s mentally a 13 year old with a few adult responsibilities…
And of course a volcano exploded in 2020: that year was all 10 of the mythical terrible plagues from the Old Testament and then some…except the disasters of 2020 weren’t fictitious, they actually freaking happened!!
So I have one but it wasn't exactly a question it was just an argument I was having and so regardless of whether you agree with me I think we can agree the retort was stupid
So I was arguing for why wearing a mask all the time is unsafe (Covid) and I said "You could be breathing in a lot of carbon dioxide from your mask" and the person i was arguing with replied "You can't breathe carbon dioxide!"
And I was like stunned a little bit from this response, like the mental wind was knocked out of me, What did she mean?Did she mean that physically, we physically are unable to breathe it in? 'Cause that's just straight up untrue, I can, it's not good though. Or did she mean that it's unhealthy to, which...is literally what I was saying though?? That's not a retort then?? And she took advantage of my momentary mental wind knocked outage to get all high and mighty and go "you should educate yourself next time" and i was so mad
Ok my story this is from Fenix not jasper btw ok so I have a friend named Ricky and Ricky is .. not a good friend when I miss a goal he says I’m trash so anyway before I explain that u need to know Valerie so we’ll call her Val so Val is me ex-girlfriend and she hates me and she hates me cuz I broke up with her and I was defending Ricky and a week later.. I say at lunch “fuck Val” so ofc the one and only Ricky tells Val and she’s pissed so now she has another reason to be mad did I say Val is VARY sensitive so now Ricky says mean stuff so a month later it’s last day of school and I hug Ricky and Val can I wanted to be chill so now it’s been 2 months and I just got a text saying wait let me introduce somebody named Brady so Brady is Ricky’s best friend so he texts me saying “I’m going to Bradys house “and u still aren’t my good friend” and why can’t u be more Like Brady and that’s when I lose it because I’m sick and tired of him bossing me around and Telling my secrets so I say “u say be more like Brady but I’m not him so idk how and I’m not going to act like someone I’m not to please you and UR THE REASON ALL OF THIS HAPPENS” anyway go back 3 months ago we were playing tag and I tagged Val and she started crying and this is 3rd grade so I’m like cry about it because she acts like the good kid and the innocent girl but she is nothing like that I’m now going to 4th grade and she said she is not going to my school so me and my friend Paxton celebrate and Paxton is my bff btw and jasper buts anyway we celebrate and GUESS WHO I SEE AT OPEN HOUSE THE ONE THE ONLY LITTLE DEMON VAL SO NOW IM IN MY ROOM AT 1:10 am typing this so yea that’s my story if u wanna see the full version go on my channel and go on the video titled “look what Rick did to me” or something similar
I’m early nice