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That would of been dope. Honestly Ant and Jim would of been golden as well. I didn't mind Opie TBH. With all the great humor between Jimmy and Ant and whatever guests I never really paid a whole lot of attention to Opie and even notice how he was.... I didn't start noticing until Jim and Ant started pointing it out after the show ended. Now if I listen to old clip I can hear how miserable Opie was. When I used to listen to OnA on FM before they were on satellite, O n A were still getting along and Opie was much more engaged and actually could be funny. After that shit with Ants Ex Wife taking Opies GF at the time on vacation with her and it was basically on Ants dime is when.shit started goin down hill.
@tobe1207 lose the fear. Just focus on being better. I've got the same bullshit passed down from my parents, you just have to stay focused on being better my man. You can do this, and I mean that shit.
That reminds me of Big Jay Oakerson's joke, something like: "She put a foot up my ass, and for the next two weeks, when I farted, it sounded like my asshole was saying "Hope".
@@deathoftheendlesshe was with Gavin and Ant said he is not attracted to black women. Gavin brought up Bill's wife and Ant said that he doesn't think she's attractive. Horror insued.
@@MostlySteve now that you mention it scorch also put in a ton of effort, he was just broke af and incompetent, but on a shoestring budget put together a studio, guests, a format, a band, segments, bits, opie just interviews the bar tender
If O&A actually started a podcast back in 2013/14, it would've been one of the biggest today. Or maybe not, who knows. Either way, would've been interesting to see it play out instead of what actually happened.
@@magnuz0rd854 ants the one that acknowledges where his opportunity came from. opie is the one acting like he wouldnt still be a nothing spinning records on long island if he didnt find anthony. the show worked because it was both of them but neither of them would have gotten where they were or be where they are without the other. i love shitting opie but im not an opie hater. he has to get over himself. anthony is a dickhead in his own way but at least he owns it and is humble enough to admit his entire lifestyle and career is owed to greg opie the destroyer hughes
I liked O&A as a team, but I think most of the fans realize that there wasn't an equal distribution of comedic talent there. Even on XM, I tended to find something else to do on the days when Ant wasn't there.
Honestly, they have nothing to gain from it. They have nothing in common (aside from the show) and absolutely hate each other. Ant would be more willing to do it because he's more of a softy at heart, but they'll probably go to their death beds having never seen each other again.
Despite everything i still like Opie. Ok, was he as "funny" as Ant and Jimmy, i suppose not , but then he never claimed to be a comedian. He was a unique personality and vital part of the show and i still enjoy listening to classic O&A shows. The dream of a reunion is long gone sadly but as for everyone burying the hatchets. Surely they can all man up and work it all out.
A part of me will always hold out hope that the gang will work it out someday. I NEVER knew there were issues behind the scenes. Sure there was tension from time to time but I had no clue it was such a toxic environment. Definitely miss the old days 😢
@@TheLunnyBear Friends have fallings out and had disagreements all the time, even close family membes as well but surely eventually those involved realize that throwing away a relationship that was good for so many years over some crap like hurt feelings is not only stupid but kind of juvenile. All along O&A would say how people were always trying to divide them and cause them to fail, and for many years they fought back as a team and won. But then someone or something finally drove a wedge between them. Their enemies must have been laughing their heads off. Get back together to become winners again and stick it to those untalented douche bags that now run the airwaves.
I think Opie would have blown up in rage within a week if Sam was there. Sam is so known as the most passive-aggressive person in that crowd that Opie would be paranoid by every little thing Sam'd say. i honestly can't take anything Sam says seriously until i know it's legit.
Curious how much money Opie still has from the O&A days and how long he could still live his current lifestyle without making another dime. Granted he probably has enough money to buy a $500k house in the middle of nowhere and never have to work again but the guy is obsessed with his image and would never let that happen.
I started listening to OnA in the early 2000s wjen i was in High School on FM radio here in Philly. Opie n Ant were still getting along n Opie actually was more engaged and becsuse of Ant n Jim and their humor and the great comics n guests theyd have on, I never really had an issue with Opie nor did I notice his Gregshell mkments. Honestly I didnt notice how miserable he was until.Ant got fired and then Ant and Jim started talkin about how hard it was to work with him. So now if i go back and listen to old clips.i can hear how misersble he became. I think the big turning point with OnA and them not getting along is when Ants ex wife took Opies gf on vacation with her on Ants Dime and Opie would still hang out with Ants ex wife cause his girl at the time wss friends with her. I read Ants book , he pointed out that Opie and his GF would treat Ants new gf like shit because they were friends with Ants ex wife. That also stuck a wedge in their friendship. Honestly its crazy how much longer they were able to still work together and keep the show going. Opie blocked me on Twitter because I brought up that over the years he turned into his mother. Everything he trashed for he started doing.
That reality hit me the other day like a brick, that the split was a decade ago. Idk where that time went, it feels like it was only a few years back, like a little bit before the p an dem!c. How have ten years come and gone. Time's a-wasting, these two old dears need to get over themselves.
One of the most idiotic things about Opie getting fired for filming Roland shitting is that he already knew that “bit” could get him fired. But it’s Roland’s fault I guess?
Opie carried the O&A show! There were no talents like Anthony Cumia, Patrice Oneal, Jim Norton, and Bill Burr who also appeared on the show from time to time.
Opie was the architect of the show so you're not wrong. I wouldn't call the other guys "no talents", they were role-players and those contribute too. But Opie was definitely the locomotive of that train. He designed it, was the show runner, lead mic and the one who had to deal with the suits, advertisers, ect.
During the Opie and Anthony show people would assume that Opie was holding the show back. Some shows, he did get cringe. Watching these clips of Anthony without Opie or Patrice (RIP), Burr, Bob Kelly, Vos, and other guest who were great like louie C.K and Colin is boring. I don't laugh like i did from the O and A show. Maybe it's the people he have on the show are not good to bounce energy off of or maybe the crazy took over or maybe the cast from the past subdued the pointless banter or maybe hearing the same stories over and over and over about the past show to a point where the only time he pops on my feed now is when he is talking about Opie. I miss the old days and listen to the recordings thanks to some great channels here but i can't do this. This is karma for both of them.
Love your show Anthony. I can’t imagine Westwood One gave Opie a sweet deal. I also assume that your talking about Vic Henley in the past tense since Vic himself passed away a few years ago.
I whipped up a batch of chicken for an actor on a movie while we were serving chicken and he had me make it for him the rest of the time he was on set, I can make some good chicken
The guy stomping on homeless people's cake and video taping coworkers using the bathroom, says Ant and Jimmy where horrible to work with? Allll right...
because Opie would grab at Ant's hair like a girl and end up ripping out all of Ant's plugs. Ant would punch Opie's nose and not make any difference. Or Ant could trash Opie about anything and have him crying before a punch was even thrown.
I do think Opie was responsible for putting all the pieces of O&A together. From what I remember Anthony would come in late and leave as soon as he possibly could. After the show Opie would stay and work with the producers to make the show better, which it actually did.
True. Ant's complained in the past about how Opie would repeatedly chastise Ant in front of the staff and management about coming in late, which says a lot about Ant's level of professionalism. It's understandable to quiet-quit at a shitty unfair menial low-paying job like Ant started out doing, but to keep up with that sloppy rude tardiness and slacking when you're being paid millions and a staff are depending on you to get in on time is another level. Opie is no angel and I'm sure he was unbearable to work with, but he had a few good points about how Ant didn't try or work well enough for professional settings.
@@pendafen7405Bro....it was a fuckin radio show... not a fuckin surgeon being late to save a patient and working with Opie, anyone would try to make bank while working as little as possible with that goofy fuck.
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I have some stuff im working on thats taken me a while and i apologize I've just been rather busy lately. If you like Ant talking movies you'll love it.
Yes please
Can’t wait
love that twilight ending!! priceless!
I do like him talking movies.
Talking movies and old 1950's adverts. Hilarious
"Let's go to the phones."
"Sir, this is an Outback Steakhouse."
It's about time Opie stopped being polite... AND STARTED GETTING REAL!!!
MAD real!
You don't mess wit da MASTA!!!!!!
THE PSYCHO!!!
FACE!!!!
guy has been in radio since he was 18, he knows what he's doing on the RAY DEE OHH
Remember this is five years old
Still love it
To be fair, so is Anthony's girlfriend.
Remember this is five months old
Still love it
I'll never ever, ever, ever! Get enough of Anthony ragging on Opie
Facts
They miss each other deeeeply
STOP ATTACKING OPIE BY MERELY MENTIONING HIM
its like watching teen girls get mad. Anthony really is pathetic now.
@@subteeninhumansamuraiamphi5019 no, he's entertaining.
Pathetic is your bloodline lol
I just wish circa 2008 it became the Anthony and Patrice Show.
That would of been dope. Honestly Ant and Jim would of been golden as well. I didn't mind Opie TBH. With all the great humor between Jimmy and Ant and whatever guests I never really paid a whole lot of attention to Opie and even notice how he was.... I didn't start noticing until Jim and Ant started pointing it out after the show ended. Now if I listen to old clip I can hear how miserable Opie was. When I used to listen to OnA on FM before they were on satellite, O n A were still getting along and Opie was much more engaged and actually could be funny. After that shit with Ants Ex Wife taking Opies GF at the time on vacation with her and it was basically on Ants dime is when.shit started goin down hill.
your channel is the best bro Anthony is best when it goes through an editor like you to take out the best bits amazing.
Thank you my friend
@@odonnchadha1978 Thank you for your service
I concur.
Sure is
Make sure to work the balls
Hold on hold hold on HOLD ON. We got fried chicken on plate two, go to plate two
Anthony's joy when he said " he was so scared of becoming his mom that he became his mom"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂shit just made my day
That shit kinda hurt me. Bc my parents are a different kind of psychosis but I've always been scared at the idea of inheriting that shit lol
@tobe1207 lose the fear. Just focus on being better. I've got the same bullshit passed down from my parents, you just have to stay focused on being better my man. You can do this, and I mean that shit.
He opens his ass and picks up marshmallows.
That's why he's called opie.
That reminds me of Big Jay Oakerson's joke, something like:
"She put a foot up my ass, and for the next two weeks, when I farted, it sounded like my asshole was saying "Hope".
Gregg “The Frat Legend” Hughes
Opie has struck fear in sterns heart for years. Radio legend since 18.
Only Stern could fear the man saying "fudgey wudgey bars!" as a bit at 18.
More like radio loser since 18y/o.
rrrrrrraaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyDIO
Thank you for the uploads!!
Opies contract negotiation for Westwood1 was that they would get free promo on TACS by being so terrible Anthony has to cover it
Ah, before Ant invoked the wrath of Bill Burr's wife.
What happened?
@@deathoftheendlesshe was with Gavin and Ant said he is not attracted to black women. Gavin brought up Bill's wife and Ant said that he doesn't think she's attractive. Horror insued.
All the stuff they made fun of Scorch for is now what Opie is doing to another level.
At least scorch was unintentionaly the most enertaining show on tv. Opies show is litteraly un watchable
@@MostlySteve now that you mention it scorch also put in a ton of effort, he was just broke af and incompetent, but on a shoestring budget put together a studio, guests, a format, a band, segments, bits, opie just interviews the bar tender
Scorch was rather charming with it, though
If O&A actually started a podcast back in 2013/14, it would've been one of the biggest today. Or maybe not, who knows. Either way, would've been interesting to see it play out instead of what actually happened.
They had one at one point and they kinda stunk. Can't put my finger on why.
@@ryannevermanmusicwasnt it just a cut down version of one of the shows?
@@bloodlinefilms yeah, basically the Siriusxm version of the show with less hijinks and less fun lol
@@magnuz0rd854 ants the one that acknowledges where his opportunity came from. opie is the one acting like he wouldnt still be a nothing spinning records on long island if he didnt find anthony. the show worked because it was both of them but neither of them would have gotten where they were or be where they are without the other. i love shitting opie but im not an opie hater. he has to get over himself. anthony is a dickhead in his own way but at least he owns it and is humble enough to admit his entire lifestyle and career is owed to greg opie the destroyer hughes
Boy what a great combo Anthony and Dave
Ants so damn funny with that tenderloin/beer joke. God bless you Anthony.
I don’t know how you can say he isn’t gonna make them money. He’s been doing this since he was 18! HE KNOWS HOW TO DO RADIO!
That is so true. He even makes new buds rollerblading through Central park the night before his first show in the big city
Damn you are so original. How old was he when he started?
@@sirloin7633 Opie or Spuds Buckley?
Opies a great bored op
@@russell-gt1dy he twiddles his own knobs according to Time magazine
I hope Opie reaches out to Ant soon. They're both getting on in years. And made so much money together. Hope Ants getting better
As a hardcore O&A fan I hate to say it, but that ship sailed years ago.
I liked O&A as a team, but I think most of the fans realize that there wasn't an equal distribution of comedic talent there. Even on XM, I tended to find something else to do on the days when Ant wasn't there.
Honestly, they have nothing to gain from it. They have nothing in common (aside from the show) and absolutely hate each other. Ant would be more willing to do it because he's more of a softy at heart, but they'll probably go to their death beds having never seen each other again.
I wasn’t expecting that ending lol it got me
I’ll never forgive Opie for cutting off the bit where Ant & Jim were joking on the Hair Metal videos (Candle Mass). That’s my favorite clip.
Thanks for the clips dood
Despite everything i still like Opie. Ok, was he as "funny" as Ant and Jimmy, i suppose not , but then he never claimed to be a comedian. He was a unique personality and vital part of the show and i still enjoy listening to classic O&A shows. The dream of a reunion is long gone sadly but as for everyone burying the hatchets. Surely they can all man up and work it all out.
A part of me will always hold out hope that the gang will work it out someday. I NEVER knew there were issues behind the scenes. Sure there was tension from time to time but I had no clue it was such a toxic environment. Definitely miss the old days 😢
I'll never understand how people like you think they can hash this out and get back together. It's like you ha ent listened to a word.
@@TheLunnyBear Friends have fallings out and had disagreements all the time, even close family membes as well but surely eventually those involved realize that throwing away a relationship that was good for so many years over some crap like hurt feelings is not only stupid but kind of juvenile. All along O&A would say how people were always trying to divide them and cause them to fail, and for many years they fought back as a team and won. But then someone or something finally drove a wedge between them. Their enemies must have been laughing their heads off. Get back together to become winners again and stick it to those untalented douche bags that now run the airwaves.
That twilight zone clip at the end was hilarious
Imagine if Opie & Sam had a show...🤔
Sam would NOT work with Opie, he would never get comedians to come on.
Obviously it would never work because they are both the “straight/not funny” guy
I'd rather not
I think Opie would have blown up in rage within a week if Sam was there. Sam is so known as the most passive-aggressive person in that crowd that Opie would be paranoid by every little thing Sam'd say. i honestly can't take anything Sam says seriously until i know it's legit.
Curious how much money Opie still has from the O&A days and how long he could still live his current lifestyle without making another dime. Granted he probably has enough money to buy a $500k house in the middle of nowhere and never have to work again but the guy is obsessed with his image and would never let that happen.
That ending was tres magnifique! *chefs kiss*
If opie and ant made a comeback it would be fuckin huge
But opie doesn’t contribute much
So eone said Anthony looks like Moe from the Simpsons and i cant unsee it lol
Hahahaha yup
lol…Moe is Italian too
Dave's Pantera shirt, rules.🤘🏼 #CowboysFromHell
Hold on, HOLD ON!! HOLD ON!! 🧂 🧂 🧂
“That’s a bit.”
Love Ant, but he isn't bitter at all 😂
why dont these 2 just sit down get some beers and a bowl of boogers an hash this thing out.
"THIS CHICKENS FANTASTIC!"
This is Great it’s the O&A show all over again all they need is Patrice.
Leave it alone Anthony
*LEAVE IT… LEAVE IT…*
I started listening to OnA in the early 2000s wjen i was in High School on FM radio here in Philly. Opie n Ant were still getting along n Opie actually was more engaged and becsuse of Ant n Jim and their humor and the great comics n guests theyd have on, I never really had an issue with Opie nor did I notice his Gregshell mkments. Honestly I didnt notice how miserable he was until.Ant got fired and then Ant and Jim started talkin about how hard it was to work with him. So now if i go back and listen to old clips.i can hear how misersble he became. I think the big turning point with OnA and them not getting along is when Ants ex wife took Opies gf on vacation with her on Ants Dime and Opie would still hang out with Ants ex wife cause his girl at the time wss friends with her. I read Ants book , he pointed out that Opie and his GF would treat Ants new gf like shit because they were friends with Ants ex wife. That also stuck a wedge in their friendship. Honestly its crazy how much longer they were able to still work together and keep the show going.
Opie blocked me on Twitter because I brought up that over the years he turned into his mother. Everything he trashed for he started doing.
lets talk about how much better we are by talking about opie all the time again
These are all old. The dates are in the description
Opie is more Scorch than Scorch ever was
No Budweiser bottles on the desk…
Maybe he woke up to the fact that it tastes like shit...
They did Opie & Anthony for 20 years. Now they're doing Opie vs. Anthony. Its almost been 10 years of this shit.
That reality hit me the other day like a brick, that the split was a decade ago. Idk where that time went, it feels like it was only a few years back, like a little bit before the p an dem!c. How have ten years come and gone. Time's a-wasting, these two old dears need to get over themselves.
Unfortunately both careers kinda sucked after that, so the bitterness for the show ending was never replaced by something better.
You see Bob, you didn't charge us for the first round so we kind of figured beer was on the house for the talent
Does Ant end the show with that Twilight Zone clip, or is that your addition? It's made me literally LOL the past couple videos.
What an idiot to record someone in the bathroom, but he must’ve thought his position at Sirius was rocksolid or something
One of the most idiotic things about Opie getting fired for filming Roland shitting is that he already knew that “bit” could get him fired. But it’s Roland’s fault I guess?
6:57 I really cannot think of anyone funnier than Anthony. No wonder people want to hang around with him at the bar.
Like two scorned lovers
Even most bitter longtime exes don't take ten years or more to move on. This is pathological from both Ant & Opie atp.
Opie carried the O&A show! There were no talents like Anthony Cumia, Patrice Oneal, Jim Norton, and Bill Burr who also appeared on the show from time to time.
I know this is a joke, but as a Patrice fan I gotta ask, you’re joking right??
To be fair to opie, opie was born an opiie and stayed an opie. Bill burr was born Bill burr and became an opie. What a fall from grace
On opposite day in delusion world
Opie was the architect of the show so you're not wrong. I wouldn't call the other guys "no talents", they were role-players and those contribute too. But Opie was definitely the locomotive of that train. He designed it, was the show runner, lead mic and the one who had to deal with the suits, advertisers, ect.
@michaeldonnan6767 Yeah, I guess the other guys did contribute some, but it was the Opsters' charisma and quick wit that really elevated the show.
How old is this clip? Carl and Vic have both been dead for a LONG time.
During the Opie and Anthony show people would assume that Opie was holding the show back. Some shows, he did get cringe. Watching these clips of Anthony without Opie or Patrice (RIP), Burr, Bob Kelly, Vos, and other guest who were great like louie C.K and Colin is boring. I don't laugh like i did from the O and A show. Maybe it's the people he have on the show are not good to bounce energy off of or maybe the crazy took over or maybe the cast from the past subdued the pointless banter or maybe hearing the same stories over and over and over about the past show to a point where the only time he pops on my feed now is when he is talking about Opie. I miss the old days and listen to the recordings thanks to some great channels here but i can't do this. This is karma for both of them.
Love the ending 😂
19:27 Road hacks is what he meant to say
Put opie in the cornfield
they should just get married already
That outro... hats off!😊
Thank you!
I think it was the best thing about this clip. Anthony babbled for over 10 minutes.
Love your show Anthony. I can’t imagine Westwood One gave Opie a sweet deal. I also assume that your talking about Vic Henley in the past tense since Vic himself passed away a few years ago.
Ant does a really good Opie impersonation.
Brothaman Brothaman!!!
Ohhh, opie is the other guy. Okay now I get it.
I whipped up a batch of chicken for an actor on a movie while we were serving chicken and he had me make it for him the rest of the time he was on set, I can make some good chicken
And also the earth is flat
Wesley Snipes is hard to work for but he loves chicken.
Even your sad life and career sounds preferable to Ant or Opie's
i wonder how Ants doing. Still not on camera!
RIP
@@jizz_moat RIP, lets hope Bob Levy survives his surgery today!
Anthony and Opie F/E 🦃💯
It's so sad how far O&A fell. How were these guys all so funny before? Now Opie is boring and Ant is even more of a right wing douche. Sad.
Ant has become Howard stern.
Oh wow, speaks the kettle 🙄 Wouldn’t be shocked how bad he treats people, especially minorities, outside his studio
This video is a month old ? Vick and carl have both been dead for a long time .
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Dude how fuckin funny would it have been if Scorch reviewed opies show on PFG TV 😂😂😂
"Yeah, he just seems like a pathetic old man, knowwhatImean?"
i wonder if anthony will ever get over his obsession with opie
He sounds jilted atp. He doesn't talk this much or with so much longing or bitterness about his official romantic exes.
I thought it was the older tacs, early days, that looked cartoony. Now I realize, whatever youtube does to the clips.
Im convinced Opie and his mom have Narcissistic personality disorder.
That’s a hot take
@@MrEvanNoyesright? Lmao
Woah, there, Mr.Conspiracy! What next, you think oxygen is mandatory?
@@MrEvanNoyesis that u Opester?
Well? No shit.
Dave rocking the Pantera shirt!!
Once he showed up with a silly Mohawk, I decided I could do without him.
@@toddmorrissey8372 yeah that was lame
Imagine somebody good was in Opies spot back in the day, damn.
Bennington...imagine if they got rid of Opie as soon as Jimmy showed up?
This isn’t 3 weeks old.
#dontfilmmeshitting its the next social movement we never knew we needed.
Who tf is Opie? Did Ant have a previous show?
Harvard AND MIT are in Cambridge. Old long money there.
Opie thinks he's Tyler Durden, but hes just Jack.
@ 26:03 Brilliant! LOL
Opies lack of accountability is astonishing. When EVERYONE hates you unanimously and says you're the piece of shit maybe YOU'RE the problem
This has to be old. Carl and Vic are dead
So Anthony is not dead?
God told Ant he still has more work to do here on earth
Cumia is a pdf file
The guy stomping on homeless people's cake and video taping coworkers using the bathroom, says Ant and Jimmy where horrible to work with?
Allll right...
If only Opie put out enough material, he’d be very Jocktoberable. But there’s nothing to even work with on a Jocktober level, very sad
Rest in peas Ant
Two of Opie's regular co-hosts died, and no one wants to do a show with him anymore.
Who died???
@@MrScratch69 Pat from Moonachie and Vic Henley I think is who they are referring to.
@@TheeGlocktopus Thank you!
Carl Ruiz was a Chef, that is true. But he was one of he funniest motherfuckers you'd ever hear.
Love listening to Anthony rip into Opie and he deserves every bit of it. He’s a clinical narcissist.
Oh God no is that Dave Landau. Tell him to go back to Crowder
It’s been how many years and these idiots are still bashing each others ffs we get it already…
why dont ant and opie get in the ring and duke it out already
because Opie would grab at Ant's hair like a girl and end up ripping out all of Ant's plugs.
Ant would punch Opie's nose and not make any difference. Or Ant could trash Opie about anything and have him crying before a punch was even thrown.
sounds more like they need to get in a bed and rail it out. if they allow that in nursing homes
To be fair Roland's resume was written on a placemat from Dairy Queen and he lists "hot fudge" as a job skill.
Quick, go to a caller & run the momentum of the funny for some random dork in Louisiana
How old is this
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Ant is looking well after the ceremony.
It's like true detective but the lady has a piece.
Shuka bra.
Wasn’t Anthony dying?
Opie is winning
Opie is their Howard lol leave him alone.
I do think Opie was responsible for putting all the pieces of O&A together. From what I remember Anthony would come in late and leave as soon as he possibly could. After the show Opie would stay and work with the producers to make the show better, which it actually did.
True. Ant's complained in the past about how Opie would repeatedly chastise Ant in front of the staff and management about coming in late, which says a lot about Ant's level of professionalism. It's understandable to quiet-quit at a shitty unfair menial low-paying job like Ant started out doing, but to keep up with that sloppy rude tardiness and slacking when you're being paid millions and a staff are depending on you to get in on time is another level. Opie is no angel and I'm sure he was unbearable to work with, but he had a few good points about how Ant didn't try or work well enough for professional settings.
NICE TRY OPIE
@@pendafen7405Bro....it was a fuckin radio show... not a fuckin surgeon being late to save a patient and working with Opie, anyone would try to make bank while working as little as possible with that goofy fuck.