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  • @deanthomasfleming
    @deanthomasfleming 18 днів тому +254

    4000 years ago cats were treated as Gods.
    Cats have never forgotten this.

    • @LamarrKee
      @LamarrKee 11 днів тому +4

      And they resent that we Do seem to have forgotten.

    • @cdes1776
      @cdes1776 9 днів тому

      Hahaha!! My princess reminds me but she is also a benevalent ruler.

    • @sloopbollocks5466
      @sloopbollocks5466 3 дні тому

      🤣

  • @mortalclown3812
    @mortalclown3812 20 днів тому +422

    Fwiw, a few years ago, in a frenzy of optimism, I adopted two senior cats who were deemed 'caution cats', as in they scratched, etc.
    They'd both been dumped by separate breeders after being crated for years. Guess it was no wonder they hated people.
    Darn nearly about to cry just remembering how scared they were when they got here.
    The older one passed last year and the other has transformed.
    (It took 9 months for her not to flinch when my hand got close.)
    Last Christmas, when my oldest dog died, she cried for hours and let me hold her as we felt his loss together. She has meant so much in our lives.
    Please give old animals a chance. Thanks for 'listening'. 😂❤

    • @baronvontollbooth484
      @baronvontollbooth484 20 днів тому +30

      I hope you won't mind but I am sharing your comment with some of my cat loving friends. Very touching and thank you for taking a chance on senior cats! They need love too.

    • @raywalsh9152
      @raywalsh9152 19 днів тому +28

      Good lord. Thank you so much for sharing that.
      We lost our dog, Riley, several years ago and we still mourn her. Before she got sick we got her a "friend" because she was alone all day while everyone was at work or school. That "friend" is now The Queen. A beautiful strawberry blonde (less than orange tabby) lady.
      After we lost Riley we decided that Ruby needed a friend. Enter Bruno, a gorgeous gray tabby that is afraid of his own shadow.
      And this year we decided to take a beautiful little void off the streets and give her a home. Introducing Pip, or as she is known now ... Princess Pip.
      We are now 100% cat people. And they are wonderful.

    • @worldadventuretravel
      @worldadventuretravel 18 днів тому +11

      Thank you!!! All mine are rescues. Breeding is a psychopathic industry. I can't believe how horrible humans are to animals. I'm so glad you were able to give at least two the life they deserved.

    • @sandyn3384
      @sandyn3384 18 днів тому +11

      I will. Planning to adopt 3 abandoned older cats. I don't understand why people would just move house and not take their pets.

    • @donsurlylyte
      @donsurlylyte 17 днів тому +16

      as an old animal, i approve your comment

  • @lisaboban
    @lisaboban 21 день тому +152

    "He has his role, and we all respect it."

  • @chromaframeyt
    @chromaframeyt 20 днів тому +254

    The way a crow shook down on me
    The dust of snow from a hemlock tree
    Has given my heart a change of mood
    And nearly got your eyeball unscrewed.
    Delmore

  • @ChefMimsy
    @ChefMimsy 20 днів тому +134

    If only we could have heard Delmore's review of John!
    (Always did enjoy Cheever)

    • @shelleyrollins4782
      @shelleyrollins4782 8 днів тому +2

      OMG YES! We need to hear Delmar’s side! They seriously changed his name? What the hell?

    • @PoppyDada27
      @PoppyDada27 4 дні тому

      That sounds like a great assignment for a English/writing class!!

  • @commandert5
    @commandert5 20 днів тому +221

    Changing the cat's name was their fist mistake lol

    • @arcanondrum6543
      @arcanondrum6543 20 днів тому +8

      Indeed. It's only a good idea if the cat came from a bad home. For instance; THIS ONE -> 1:50
      Stopped listening at that moment. Done here.

    • @balthasardenner5216
      @balthasardenner5216 13 днів тому +3

      ​@@arcanondrum6543Seriously. Gross.

    • @dwgale01
      @dwgale01 11 днів тому +5

      Cats don't need names. They already know who they are.

    • @aprilrichards762
      @aprilrichards762 10 днів тому +2

      I've changed a cat's name but it's worked out well.

    • @dennypet
      @dennypet 2 дні тому +1

      I believe his last name was Leonard.

  • @wewerepirates1116
    @wewerepirates1116 19 днів тому +199

    My cat is happy, affectionate and forgiving. Which makes me suspect I do not have a cat, but a funny looking dog.

    • @worldadventuretravel
      @worldadventuretravel 18 днів тому +15

      Cats reciprocate the love they are given. Dogs unfortunately will love even the most abusive, horrible owners.

    • @maureenj.odonnell4438
      @maureenj.odonnell4438 16 днів тому +4

      @@worldadventuretravel Note, cats that are not exposed to human touch, from a young age, are not wonderful pets. They make great barn cats.

    • @theobolt250
      @theobolt250 14 днів тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @maargenbx1454
      @maargenbx1454 12 днів тому +2

      When I was debating what pet to get I found it interesting that when people describe a wonderful cat they say the cat is just like a dog. So I got a dog.

    • @IanRobinson2yt
      @IanRobinson2yt 9 днів тому

      Don't get too confident, the cat is just louring you into it's trap 😂

  • @wendyrichards7458
    @wendyrichards7458 18 днів тому +71

    Delmore had opinions, some cats do, I know this because I lived with one that had many, along with expectations and boundaries. He could have taught a self assertion class, except that he held most humans in such contempt (Especially vets) that he certainly wouldn't have bothered. His feelings about dogs were demonstrated when a terrier invaded our garden and left very quickly, wearing this cat like a crash helmet and howling like an air raid siren. He took a huge dislike to my husbands novelty slippers (he used to growl at them) and speeded their departure from the house by leaving his "Calling card" in one of them. His pastimes included sleeping under the bird feeder and tormenting other cats by sneaking up on them and giving the back of their heads a "Wake up" slap. His favourite hobby was to stare through the fence at the doberman next door and send it into a frenzy of frustrated barking. he woke me at 6am sharp for breakfast every morning and bellowed at me if he felt I was being a little slow, he always felt that. He had a love of sausages and would refuse to leave the kitchen when they were being cooked. Sadly sausages did not love him and the aftermath was a smell that could empty a room, he was banned from eating them. His origins were never known to us, he just turned up one day and decided we were likely looking suckers, we called him Wellington and became his subordinates for several years. I still miss his glaring ,swaggering presence.

    • @mialiahh9228
      @mialiahh9228 13 днів тому +3

      Wellington sounds amazing.

    • @sammij7863
      @sammij7863 13 днів тому +3

      The love you had for Wellington is obvious in every word. He chose well ❤

    • @thatcasualdragon2975
      @thatcasualdragon2975 12 днів тому +6

      I enjoy that a large number of people tend to just have their cats show up one day. Like if you ask people about getting their dog, you'll typically hear a story about wanting one and going to a breeder or an adoption center. You sometimes get adoption center with cats, but more often than not the answer is something like "He just turned up one day" or "I found her as a kitten in the dumpster by my apartment building" or whatever!

    • @BrendaSiefke
      @BrendaSiefke 12 днів тому +5

      So well written

    • @olgagarcia4151
      @olgagarcia4151 10 днів тому +2

      ​@@thatcasualdragon2975 yes, it's called "the cat distribution system" 😂

  • @genghis_connie
    @genghis_connie 21 день тому +142

    “My usual salutation to Delmore is ‘Up yours.’ “
    Woody is so darned likable. Great narration!

    • @Happyheretic2308
      @Happyheretic2308 20 днів тому

      I’ve never been that keen on Mr Harelson

    • @genghis_connie
      @genghis_connie 20 днів тому +7

      @@Happyheretic2308 That’s okay. Free to be, you and me. :)

    • @Marshall_Stacks
      @Marshall_Stacks 19 днів тому

      @@Happyheretic2308 He's getting douchey.

    • @blackc1479
      @blackc1479 18 днів тому +2

      We have a couple of cats that I'm in the same boat with.
      (And several more with more cordial relations.)

    • @genghis_connie
      @genghis_connie 18 днів тому +3

      @@Marshall_Stacks Well, then you shouldn’t have dinner with him if asked - especially not on a Summer’s Eve.

  • @kimwilson2295
    @kimwilson2295 18 днів тому +43

    My daughter Kelsey had a cantankerous relationship with our old cat named, "Leo." Every time she made him mad, he would sneak in her room and pee in her shoes. We'd know they'd had a fight when I'd hear her scream, "DAMMIT, LEO!! MOOOOOOM!!!" from upstairs. He never peed in the same pair twice.

  • @trillium.3.24
    @trillium.3.24 18 днів тому +21

    Woody's uncontrollable chuckles make this!

  • @garyknight8616
    @garyknight8616 21 день тому +73

    Unscrewed her eyeball 😂😂😂

  • @faenethlorhalien
    @faenethlorhalien 21 день тому +104

    This is why I love cats. If they feel aggravated, they'll let you know. And how!

  • @aroha9090
    @aroha9090 18 днів тому +90

    It's hard to take John's side when he DROP-KICKED the cat. Great reading by Woody. He has such a fantastic voice.

    • @jharris3267
      @jharris3267 16 днів тому +1

      Then you’ve never been mad!😂

    • @balthasardenner5216
      @balthasardenner5216 13 днів тому +14

      ​@@jharris3267incredibly, I've never been mad enough to abuse an animal (or a human). I think you'll find many people actually don't channel their anger into abuse. Please get mental help!

    • @juliarman
      @juliarman 9 днів тому

      @@jharris3267 You kick children too when mad? Just curious..

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 9 днів тому

      @@balthasardenner5216 Tell us you've lived an easy life without having to tell us ...

    • @ThatsaTechnicalFoul
      @ThatsaTechnicalFoul 9 днів тому +10

      @@3nertiaEasy life?? I grew up surrounded by abuse to all living things & it’s the reason I am so loving & protective of all beings. My dog was shot after my brother put her in a dog fight & she lost. I’ve seen plenty of people use their own hardship as an excuse to abuse others & it’s the most pathetic thing not to have the will to choose the opposite path. If you fail at this, it isn’t life’s fault, but your lack of character.

  • @seattlegrrlie
    @seattlegrrlie 19 днів тому +72

    I'm with Delmore. He sounds like a cat in need of a good home

  • @diannemose244
    @diannemose244 20 днів тому +36

    Cats will tell you where to go and how to get there

  • @spmoran4703
    @spmoran4703 12 днів тому +5

    Its Saturday morning and i was looking for something funny to make my day . I discovered this . 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @dannyarcher6370
    @dannyarcher6370 18 днів тому +11

    I love this man. One of the most wholesome people in Hollywood.

  • @1969Kismet
    @1969Kismet 21 день тому +48

    I love Delmore!

  • @niriop
    @niriop 20 днів тому +30

    Even a letter can be a pageant of great prose.

  • @yvonnemuller9204
    @yvonnemuller9204 10 днів тому +7

    I like the little shout out to Carl Sandburg's "Fog".

  • @tricorvus2673
    @tricorvus2673 9 днів тому +8

    My goodest boi, a black, 2003-2020. I had him and his sister from 2010. When my husband packed up and left, in my absence, in 2014, my sweet boi witnessed it. The following day when I returned home, I found my dear sweet boi had desecrated his ex father’s side of the marital bed. Pee, poop, barf.
    My boi was a real Forrest Gump, but he knew how to show solidarity.

  • @Jenifer_R_
    @Jenifer_R_ 17 днів тому +12

    "... and the ceiling"
    Like. 👍

  • @reneethorn145
    @reneethorn145 13 днів тому +6

    I could listen to this man read anything; a take-away menu, an instruction manual, I don't care! 🤩 Poor Delaware 😍

  • @llchapman1234
    @llchapman1234 19 днів тому +15

    Delmore is a BOSS 😂

  • @Rottingboards
    @Rottingboards 15 днів тому +11

    We have had 4 cats in 40 years. We recently find ourselves catless. We can now see the abuse that was imposed on us.

  • @Bobby-yagus
    @Bobby-yagus 20 днів тому +11

    Thank you 🙏 that was beautiful!!

  • @Richard-od7yd
    @Richard-od7yd 20 днів тому +17

    That sounded like my cat Jesse and the relationship he had with people who were not me !! My old friend and roommate was so impressed by Jesse's dislike of people who put him on my clothesline in a sack one day that while serving time in jail told the inmates and lifers tales of retribution that made their days seem mundane .
    Needless to say that Many a cat was adopted by former inmates hoping to find that one Cat that would dispence justice upon those that did them wrong .

  • @kevinbirge2130
    @kevinbirge2130 21 день тому +63

    Great reading.

    • @chopsjazz1
      @chopsjazz1 21 день тому +3

      Sorry, but I disagree. The reader should take himself out of the reading, he shouldn't laugh or chuckle or otherwise respond to the text.

    • @pansepot1490
      @pansepot1490 20 днів тому +17

      ⁠@@chopsjazz1 different actors, different styles. It’s a reading, not a strict interpretation of how the author of the letter sounded. Imo, the amusement in his voice is infectious and makes the letter even funnier. A lot of dad jokes are like that: the entertaining part is the dad being amused at his own silly jokes rather than the jokes themselves.

  • @user-cj6yw5fu4l
    @user-cj6yw5fu4l 9 днів тому +2

    Really enjoyed this, he's great

  • @worldadventuretravel
    @worldadventuretravel 18 днів тому +8

    I'm on the side of the cats in this.

  • @KT-bg7hf
    @KT-bg7hf 5 днів тому +1

    I didn't know I needed Woody Harrelson reading a letter about a grumpy cat

  • @rjwh67220
    @rjwh67220 20 днів тому +42

    I look at everything my cat does as a death threat.

    • @tristanridley1601
      @tristanridley1601 11 днів тому +4

      They would never threaten. That would ruin the surprise!

    • @3nertia
      @3nertia 9 днів тому

      Then why have one? :/

  • @alexasaltz4229
    @alexasaltz4229 20 днів тому +25

    Woody rocks!!! ❤

    • @tomglenn485
      @tomglenn485 16 днів тому +1

      Watching him enjoy himself ??? gold .... if only more people looked to literature, at every level, for the joy it can bring.

    • @alexasaltz4229
      @alexasaltz4229 15 днів тому

      @@tomglenn485 you are so right! Letters like this one are really cool. For some, it can be the start of something more.

  • @divi2747
    @divi2747 20 днів тому +11

    wonderful account and reading.

  • @SayMagnaFeek
    @SayMagnaFeek 16 днів тому +5

    I'm on Team Delmore!

  • @chrish6001
    @chrish6001 20 днів тому +9

    The reference to "Fog" by Carl Sandburg

  • @dan.j.boydzkreationz
    @dan.j.boydzkreationz 21 день тому +44

    Barry Humphreys already read this letter live two years ago

    • @CatsandJP
      @CatsandJP 21 день тому +15

      So did Sanjeev Bhaskar and IMO they did a better reading.

    • @baronvontollbooth484
      @baronvontollbooth484 20 днів тому +8

      Yes, and although I like Woody's reading, Barry was much funnier. I miss him (and Dame Edna and Sir Les).

    • @factsoverfiction7826
      @factsoverfiction7826 20 днів тому +5

      I was trying to remember who'd read it. Thank you!

  • @cathyb1273
    @cathyb1273 20 днів тому +13

    That was hilarious. 😂😂

  • @tamaramartin4015
    @tamaramartin4015 20 днів тому +32

    Note to all cat owners: Hide the Kleenex 😂 😂 😂

    • @doktormcnasty
      @doktormcnasty 20 днів тому +3

      I have never heard of a cat doing this until now.

    • @moorspede
      @moorspede 19 днів тому +4

      @@doktormcnasty Yeah, I wonder if they bothered to take him to the vet?

    • @janemiettinen5176
      @janemiettinen5176 18 днів тому +2

      Mine went into my purse. She was mad I was away from home two nights, my husband wasn’t enough to entertain her, I guess, and she needed to claim me back as hers. She also peed on my jeans on similar situation (just one night), I only regret wearing them at the time.

    • @tamaramartin4015
      @tamaramartin4015 18 днів тому +1

      @@janemiettinen5176 😂Did you check your jeans from then on? 😝

    • @janemiettinen5176
      @janemiettinen5176 18 днів тому

      @@tamaramartin4015 If I dare to spend my night somewhere else, I’ll check everything. I wasn’t too mad about the jeans, but the handbag nearly nudged me off the edge. Anyone who has cleaned cat poop off an umbrella, wallet and keys knows what Im talking about.. especially the keys, oh dear lord, it was stuck in there good!

  • @AnonymousOnimous
    @AnonymousOnimous 11 днів тому +3

    Alas, I attempted to drink tea during this...
    I think my nostrils will forgive me one day.
    Unlike Delmore.

  • @jaymeelk9380
    @jaymeelk9380 18 днів тому +1

    Thanks man, this was so nice. I played it twice.

  • @AngelicusImmortus
    @AngelicusImmortus 18 днів тому +1

    One of my favourite actors superbly reading a letter - though I believe I have heard someone else read this letter…

  • @Fandangtastic
    @Fandangtastic 19 днів тому +6

    We had a cat that would poop in the shower when they were POed at us. Cats let you know.

  • @AAFREAK
    @AAFREAK 11 днів тому +1

    In a way, the aura of reading this letter in this way makes it sound like this was also being read for an eulogy.

  • @sharonkaczorowski8690
    @sharonkaczorowski8690 12 днів тому +2

    Our now 20 yr old cat, who literally walked into our home from a feral litter, owns my husband. Anything she finds objectionable results in poop in hubby’s shoes. We are very careful to keep her life as pleasant and worry free as possible. Do not want Sammie and Delmore to meet!

  • @bonny9680
    @bonny9680 21 день тому +22

    Sounds like a relative of my cat Bucket..

    • @Heyiya-if
      @Heyiya-if 21 день тому +17

      Pronounced Bouquet...?

    • @CatsandJP
      @CatsandJP 21 день тому +1

      You might like Caterwaul Music on UA-cam with their feline songs

    • @sammij7863
      @sammij7863 13 днів тому

      ​@@Heyiya-if 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @EmpyrionBlackthorn
    @EmpyrionBlackthorn 13 днів тому +1

    Love Woody ❤

  • @gnalkhere
    @gnalkhere 21 день тому +5

    P.S. loved the cabin

  • @user-iw5wr2sp2u
    @user-iw5wr2sp2u 4 дні тому

    Don't you know..cats are freaking aliens 😮
    (❤ Woody)

  • @lady_bexy
    @lady_bexy 19 днів тому +5

    This has been read before on the same stage. Woody is great, but the 1st reading was better.

    • @johnbeyene6117
      @johnbeyene6117 19 днів тому +4

      I agree! I came to say exactly this

  • @vanessashelton3732
    @vanessashelton3732 20 днів тому +2

    Lovely

  • @dustintacohands1107
    @dustintacohands1107 20 днів тому +7

    Cats are almost always the peacemaker they just wanna chill not have drama

  • @StuartMiles74
    @StuartMiles74 18 днів тому +1

    Woody tells this so well 😂

  • @karengardiner2924
    @karengardiner2924 8 днів тому +1

    Christ almighty one minute in and I'm already dying this is killing me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KaritKtana
    @KaritKtana 18 днів тому +1

    Didn't they already do this letter?
    Love Woody, regardless! And Delmore!

    • @JamesLMason
      @JamesLMason 5 днів тому

      I'm glad I'm not going mad. I was thinking exactly the same thing.

  • @aidandorrian920
    @aidandorrian920 17 днів тому

    CLASSIC!

  • @laurasiatheria_feliformia
    @laurasiatheria_feliformia 20 днів тому +14

    Please, do yourselves a favour and search for Sanjeef Bhaskar's version

  • @CEToorn
    @CEToorn 8 днів тому

    I pray those head movements aren't an early sign of a neural problem. ❤

  • @AllesLatte
    @AllesLatte 8 днів тому

    you cant tell me woody didnt smoke a big fat one before that.

  • @bazza945
    @bazza945 9 днів тому

    My cat barffed up in, and on, my comfy slippers. (I wasn't wearing them at the time.)
    The slippers now reside in the rubbish bin and the cat still sleeps on the end of my bed.
    Apparently, I have to overlook the fact She had deliberately selected my slippers for the deposit and that I should be grateful for the honour.

  • @krishurlburt7375
    @krishurlburt7375 7 днів тому

    Wind from the northeast? This must be New York

  • @sharps147
    @sharps147 20 днів тому

    I clicked on this so fast!

  • @jeffmunson8144
    @jeffmunson8144 21 день тому +1

    legend

  • @billpetersen298
    @billpetersen298 18 днів тому +1

    How I miss, Stewart McLean.

  • @user-iq5fl2et1d
    @user-iq5fl2et1d 18 днів тому

    I mean, Aunt Jan! THAT little house on 17th or whatever would have been reasonably easy to convert into a two-unit place with two bedrooms each and that would be so great for the boys! they could be close to each other to help each other but each have their own stuff! Why didn't you think of that then?!?!

  • @lt7388
    @lt7388 18 днів тому +2

    Forgiveness? From a cat? Yeah...

  • @kimsherlock8969
    @kimsherlock8969 21 день тому

  • @jeepdude7359
    @jeepdude7359 12 днів тому

    I would introduce Delmore to Mr, Johnny Rebeck.

  • @DarthFetid
    @DarthFetid 7 днів тому

    bare foot middle aged man... thats me

  • @CloudHindlen
    @CloudHindlen 9 днів тому

    😂❤😂

  • @afrog2666
    @afrog2666 11 днів тому

    "here`s your Cleanex! Whaaaat? It`s not good anymore? Oh well, sucks to be you I guess"

  • @moorspede
    @moorspede 19 днів тому +1

    Haven't you done this letter enough?

  • @warrens.6229
    @warrens.6229 16 днів тому +1

    This channel has a video of Bary Humphries reading the same letter about 1 year ago. Why the repeat?

  • @balthasardenner5216
    @balthasardenner5216 13 днів тому +16

    Wild that the cat wouldn't "forgive" (a.k.a. overcome his fear of) someone who dropkicked him. It amazes me how easily people abuse cats and how funny people think it is.

  • @user-iq5fl2et1d
    @user-iq5fl2et1d 17 днів тому

    It's totally possible there be more than one baby and she be HIDING that from me! She loves surprises and jokes, and she did have that other health problem that might have actually made possible the scattering of multiple eggs! AND her paternal grandmother was a twin and I think maybe the baby's dad is one, too. ?

  • @antoniopacelli
    @antoniopacelli 21 день тому +4

    This men should be Prized under the base of General Principles...
    [Man's Life was More Pulp than Tarantino Style ]

  • @Nono-hk3is
    @Nono-hk3is 7 днів тому

    Heh, a Carl Sandberg reference

  • @markorollo.
    @markorollo. 19 днів тому

    Didn't Barry Humphries (Dame Edna) do this one too?

  • @user-iq5fl2et1d
    @user-iq5fl2et1d 18 днів тому

    AND if possible, I would like my old first house back, with the blue clematis, and if not then maybe one or both of those other two or four would do......but two of those probably don't count....but I want to live in a real town.

  • @voidabstraction
    @voidabstraction 16 днів тому +1

    What no mention of Rampart?

  • @user-iq5fl2et1d
    @user-iq5fl2et1d 18 днів тому

    My daughter and I usually get along ok as long as that is HER space and I have MY space and I can lock a door if I want to.... see... hahaha..... She's a good kid just too much like I was not to be annoying. Whatever happened to Sycamore? I probably shouldn't ask.... I think it was a stunt, a stage-place... why would they need that unless ? unless?

  • @sanseijedi
    @sanseijedi 20 днів тому +7

    Barry Humphries has also read this letter in a previous Letters Live.

    • @sheryltaylor7181
      @sheryltaylor7181 20 днів тому +2

      Thank you, I knew I'd heard this before.

    • @sanseijedi
      @sanseijedi 20 днів тому

      @@sheryltaylor7181 I think Humphries does it a tad better but not criticizing WH.

    • @sheryltaylor7181
      @sheryltaylor7181 20 днів тому

      ​@@sanseijedi agreed.

  • @geraint8989
    @geraint8989 18 днів тому

    If cats were twice the size there would be no cat owners.

  • @KathyBGood
    @KathyBGood 9 днів тому

    a few days ago i got too friendly with a crabby cat i catsit,. He face slapped me 3 times in a millisecond..whamwhamwham. I have 5 claw marks & 1 deep one close to my eye. If I ever need an eyeball removed, I know where to go. Until then I shall respect his boundaries!

  • @user-iq5fl2et1d
    @user-iq5fl2et1d 18 днів тому

    AND OBVIOUSLY my new job is a real job because REALLY how many places on earth LOOK like THAT?!?! and don't panic over the towels or anything else and why in the world would anyone go to the trouble of setting that place up with all the window decals and couches and washing machines? Why? Obviously, it's a real job!

  • @charlessmyth
    @charlessmyth 20 днів тому +5

    That's confirmed my reluctance to home a cat :-)

    • @jeanaprewitt9658
      @jeanaprewitt9658 20 днів тому +10

      A serial killer can win the heart of a dog. It takes a special person to earn the love of a cat. There's nothing like being chosen by a cat.

    • @ModelsExInferis
      @ModelsExInferis 20 днів тому +5

      @@jeanaprewitt9658 This! Also, I'm not sure people should take adapting a cat being a bad thing from someone who "drop kicked" one out of the door. I don't know if that was meant to be funny, but, frankly, animal cruelty isn't a bloody joking matter!

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 18 днів тому +1

      I’ve got 5. All of whom chose me.

    • @shelleyrollins4782
      @shelleyrollins4782 8 днів тому

      Ok, well my mother was a “cat woman” & I’ve been around cats since birth.
      In my nearly 73 years on this earth I have never had a cat problem like any of these listed here.
      I started to have my own cat’s when I was 18 and going to college on the other coast of Canada & was a lonely art student.
      So far I have loved & cared for 4 cats in my life each living to at least 13 years. The only one a bit grumpy like this (but never left offensive “presents”) was one I deliberately chose from a litter of barn cats…a calico. Apparently calicos can be a bit temperamental. For the first few years she had a habit of attacking ankles but if I remember correctly, she may have done that until she was fed. She was also the most aggressive cat I had but not with people…usually other cats & a raccoon on our porch that she wanted to shred.
      I have a theory…she was the only cat that I forcibly removed to come live with us. All of my other “little girls” have “chosen” me & have been absolute dolls.
      The little 13 year old Snowshoe Siamese (I’ve had 3 that have been part Siamese) named Ruby that we have now has ice-blue eyes, the sweetest, most loving demeanour with EVERYONE. She used to greet delivery people at the door & lick their hands as they petted her.
      She no longer does this because she is now stone deaf.
      She was my last gift from my son…I should explain…he gave me the money to go to the Humane Society to find another cat after my tabby had to be put down a couple of days after Christmas 2014. At the Humane Society we were out in a room & young cats were brought in to us. Ruby was the third one to be brought in & she came immediately over to where I was sitting, got up on the side table and sat there purring & kneading her little paws up & down as she looked at me with such loving eyes! No kidding!
      My heart was aching but how could I possibly refuse to take such a living little critter!
      She was tiny…it turned out that she was 1.5 years old & had been previously adopted out but brought back. She did not get along with the other cats those people had.
      Wonder why? She had originally been rescued from a hoarder who had 130 cats! No wonder the poor we girl wanted to be an only child!
      Notice how we did NOT change her name from “Ruby”. It suits her & I wouldn’t do that. Apt name as her eyes glow red when the light catches them (she has almond shaped blue eyes).
      My son was a professor of chemistry in the USA. He only had time to come up & spend Christmas with us.
      The next year, 2015, he came up without his snobby, cold-hearted wife& we all had such a wonderful time because he could relax & not have to fuss over her. He also got to meet Ruby & gave her his seal of approval.
      Three weeks later he died in a freak accident.
      Ruby became my grief counsellor, my comforter. The third day after hearing about my son , as I lay in bed not sleeping, she laid across my heart and purred & purred until I stopped crying & finally fell asleep.
      She means so much to my daughter & I & we do our very best to love & care for her. She now has a thyroid condition & I must buy special food from the vet which comes to about $200.00 a month. I am almost 73 & living on a small pension.
      If I had to, I’d live mostly on ramen noodles because I owe this loving little soul that has given me so much joy that much.
      And, yes, she has been the best grief counsellor because the bozos that I’ve gone to in this town have been completely useless…except for one Egyptian social worker I was only allowed 5 visits with (our social welfare system).
      So, sorry, I personally have never experienced grumpy cats like these…I have heard of these things happening to other people but not a lot.
      Seems like a lot of you people are commenting on this site!

    • @shelleyrollins4782
      @shelleyrollins4782 8 днів тому

      @@jeanaprewitt9658Yes! I just posted my experiences with cats! The very best ones chose me but they were all precious!

  • @TheHiredGun187
    @TheHiredGun187 4 дні тому

    Ok someone lied to Woody...that cat's name was Kelsey and my sister used to own him. Kelesy had to have been the feline version of Jack The Ripper. Comes outta nowhere and claws up your legs and any other bits he can get his teeth/claws at. Hannibal Lechter would fear Kelsey. (Kelsey died in 2006). I was both sad and elated.

  • @mrcat3493
    @mrcat3493 9 днів тому

    Why are there microphones when Woody is wearing a boom mic?

  • @ObserverExperiencer
    @ObserverExperiencer 18 днів тому +1

    Ted Danson wrote that! My first clue was the cadence. Second was the quality of writing. Such words are Dansonesque. Then he said Mary which is the name of his wife. Also Delmore definitely sounds like a name Ted would like enjoying pronouncing! So yep. "John" is TED! For the record I do not believe for one second he drop kicked the cat! Tossed maybe. But kicked? Nah. Ted wouldn't do that. Exaggeration for entertainment.

  • @karengardiner2924
    @karengardiner2924 8 днів тому

    Serious warning here folks. Do not watch this if you are eating salt and vinegar chips because the burn in your sinuses is unreal😂😂😂😂

  • @nickiethesaint316
    @nickiethesaint316 17 днів тому

    They had someone else read this letter a year ago didn’t they?

  • @axelasdf
    @axelasdf 18 днів тому

    But can we talk about Rampage?

  • @jonathanmucklow4252
    @jonathanmucklow4252 21 день тому +8

    Why are they re-reading letters that were previously read?

    • @genghis_connie
      @genghis_connie 21 день тому +1

      Really? That is odd.
      Surely there are others worth narrating.

    • @haraggan
      @haraggan 20 днів тому +13

      Probably because these are live performances that are held at various venues. Each performance is a mixture of letters; some might have been read at other performances.

  • @user-iq5fl2et1d
    @user-iq5fl2et1d 18 днів тому

    AND... Aunt Janet, do you remember the time you and FRED said I could buy that haunted place on 17th or whatever with all that junk and a floor plan that just didn't work for me and then took THAT away too? Yeah... there was a young buck that would come on winter mornings and sit in my yard. He was lovely. I want you to fix that situation, if possible and give that house to my boys!
    You shouldn't be able to be a meanie pants and get away with it. It's ok if you come and say, "I know how stupid you are in those ways and I was TRYING TO HELP!"

  • @user-iq5fl2et1d
    @user-iq5fl2et1d 18 днів тому

    What kinds of person purchases TWO playpens/changing tables? What I'm saying is she is HUGE for only 22 weeks.... I know, but she's really huge and has two playpens. I want twins. I want a boy and a girl baby grandbaby.

  • @brigidtheirish
    @brigidtheirish 6 днів тому

    Good grief, everyone's acting like he *literally* dropkicked the cat. I suppose they think Delmore also literally unscrewed a lady's eyeball. Has no one heard of hyperbole?

  • @claire-christmas-august73
    @claire-christmas-august73 21 день тому +1

    🤣😂🤣
    ✌🏻🇦🇺🌏🤘🏻

  • @sublimeister9630
    @sublimeister9630 20 днів тому +1

    Is he impersonating Christopher Walken in the Pulp Fiction “watch scene”? 👍🤣

  • @Chironseth1970
    @Chironseth1970 16 днів тому +1

    Can you imagine Matthew Perry reading one of these? What a missed opportunity 🥺