Goddamn antivaxers | r/insanepeoplefacebook Pt.7

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  • @catfoy8888
    @catfoy8888 6 років тому +1260

    Also you know who also had an immune system? People who caught polio before they invented the vaccine

    • @fluffy9589
      @fluffy9589 6 років тому +80

      Yes let your kids get polio to boost their immune system. Smart move
      A girl in high school actually caught polio and it took them long before they figured out what it was in a developed first world country where we are all vaccinated (not always, as is clear)
      She nearly died, was kept in a medical induced coma and when she survived she had to relaaen how to walk. Took her about 2 or 3 years.
      But well luckily she now has a killer immune system for polio.

    • @tylixphia
      @tylixphia 6 років тому +14

      @@fluffy9589 I don't think that's what cat foy meant. At 5:20 with the post, "I have an immune system no vaccines needed" Cat foy seems to almost be making fun of that. If you are a troll good job if not I wish the girl that was in your school the best.

    • @fluffy9589
      @fluffy9589 6 років тому +11

      @@tylixphia definitely not trolling. I wouldn't even know how to troll on her story tbh. I'm too lazy to look up what the disease can cause and how it progresses and stuff. And what I wrote is what I remember she told me when I asked her why she was in a wheelchair and she told me. Stupidly enough she sometimes had classes upstairs with no elevators. Smart move school... But she had great classmates who made a seat with their arms and carried her all the way up and then back down again. I remember how impressed I was with those kids/her class. That way she could follow all her classes 👍
      They had a hard time finding the diagnosis because it is so rare to catch polio in Western Europe. As far as I know she has recovered fully, she was on crutches the last time I saw her (I graduated from high school and lost sight of her, she wasn't in any of my classes.)
      I just Googled her (I don't remember many people's names but I guess hers just stuck because of what she had gone through and was still going through at school. your response made me curious so I looked her up and she is doing well it seems. It's clear she is standing in her LinkedIn picture and has a good job. So in the end it turned out OK but I don't know if she has any issues left. Would be weird to just contact her and ask"hey, do you still have any aftereffects from when you got polio? " Plus we didn't know each other well at all, but we were part of 20 students taking in a student from England, so that's why we did have some contact and I felt safe to ask her, and by the way she responded it was at least clear she didn't mind I did. It stuck and this is 23 years ago, so yeah it was quite "OMG" to hear she almost died because the diagnosis was coming late, but luckily just in time.
      I have to agree I may have misunderstood the post I referred to at 5:20. Could indeed be sarcastic or something but it sounded serious to me. Sometimes written text is hard to know for sure.
      The way it was read made it sound more serious than being a joke, but I admit I do miss subtle jokes sometimes.

    • @gordonschnick12
      @gordonschnick12 6 років тому +1

      @@fluffy9589 wait, when was this story from ? Was this in the US ? Because to my knowledge Polio has been eradicated for decades, at least in the US.

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami 6 років тому +9

      @@gordonschnick12 dude, i live in a third world country and i remember getting vaccines for polio. i also remember there were so many children there also getting the vaccine. i myself have actually never seen a polio patient before - it's just that rare. i dont understand why these people are trying to get back almost eradicated and preventable diseases.

  • @ryanguy7594
    @ryanguy7594 6 років тому +713

    I am a high functioning autistic and it makes no sense how people think vaccines cause autism but great video dude👍

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 6 років тому +84

      They want a reason there's something "wrong" with their kids and think they can prevent.

    • @DylanDude
      @DylanDude 6 років тому +36

      Nihl Lhin By doing nothing but _”research”_ and complaining, at that.

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 6 років тому +44

      @@DylanDude and don't forget the New Age nuts that think people on the spectrum are literal angels. I'm autistic, I see the world and find no reason to deny what I see in delusions so is there any reason parents pull that New Age crap?

    • @signofbacon006
      @signofbacon006 6 років тому +20

      Nihl Lhin yeah bro people can’t stand that there could be a what they think is a “flaw” in their child and just can’t handle that and they need to have something to blame for that. And autism shows up around the age of 2 where people vaccinate kids so they have to have something to blame.

    • @feralchangeling97
      @feralchangeling97 6 років тому +9

      @@signofbacon006 there's a correlation to the changeling myth and autism. At least the Christianized versions of the myth.

  • @level4pathfinder445
    @level4pathfinder445 6 років тому +614

    *Kid:* Turns one year old
    *Anti-Vaxxer Mom:* We don't do that here

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 5 років тому +18

      *midlife crisis*

    • @JudgmentAkky
      @JudgmentAkky 5 років тому +2

      *MEME*

    • @TheTaintedWisdom
      @TheTaintedWisdom 5 років тому +21

      Kid: "When I grow up I wa-"
      Anti-Vaxx parent: "Let me stop you right there."

    • @benking1334
      @benking1334 5 років тому +2

      I thought it was 3 years old

    • @yeastnt8518
      @yeastnt8518 5 років тому +2

      1yo what?
      You mean 6 months old

  • @lowcalpolkadot3192
    @lowcalpolkadot3192 6 років тому +374

    Lmao, when i was in the 3rd grade, i was 9, and I was best friends with this girl. She and I were so close, that it was a legit shocker when we found out her mom was an anti-vaxxer.
    We only found out when her daughter infected me (a type one diabetic (who had been finishing off a regular bout of flu at the time, so I hand't been able to get the swine-flu shot)) with the swine-flu, which had sent me to the picu, and her mom called my mom and told me it was all because of the "nasty vaccine toxins," and my mom sat there listening to her anti-vax rant, only to say "She wasn't able to get the shot because she was already sick." at the end, then hung up.

    • @Jerebee-DS
      @Jerebee-DS 6 років тому +37

      Bless your mama.

    • @davebob8506
      @davebob8506 6 років тому +53

      Just be thankful that your friend and your mother aren't anti-vax.

    • @tikayscake2416
      @tikayscake2416 6 років тому +24

      LowCal Polkadot Wherever she is I hope she got her vaccines in the end. Poor girl

    • @oatmeal7563
      @oatmeal7563 6 років тому +9

      Yo did she die

    • @michalaswindail783
      @michalaswindail783 6 років тому +14

      Bless your mom! My mom would have probably ripped the other to shreds, dealing we me (a type one diabetic child who, admittedly, is not great at figuring out insulin doses) and then an antivaxxer!

  • @marmartin9822
    @marmartin9822 6 років тому +588

    Real talk: Bible pages (or any book pages really) would make TERRIBLE tampons.

  • @straitjacket000
    @straitjacket000 6 років тому +650

    Some random insane guy: Vaccines cause autism
    Moms: **put their and other kids at risk for life threatening diseases**
    Insane guy: **gets doctor licence revoked**
    Moms: **Still put their and other kids at risk for life threatening diseases**
    Kids: excuse me what the frick

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 5 років тому +27

      Kids who aren't vaccinated are going to Redditors for help: I wish I was lying and I also have a little more faith in humanity

    • @conner3548
      @conner3548 5 років тому +15

      Mom:"Autism!? I don't need someone to tell me that it's something bad."
      Me(An Autistic kid):"You might wanna avoid getting your child vaccinated then! Autism can be anywhere!"
      Mom:"You're right!"
      Friend:"But...You're Autistic AND Vaccinated and you know neither of those things correlate to each other or even hinder someone? Why lie?"
      Me:"Because God made organic life follow Darwinism for a reason, If they can't reproduce...then it's because God said they shouldn't!"

    • @conner3548
      @conner3548 5 років тому +19

      @@kedricktheheadtripMusic Because they do.

    • @birch_boi8323
      @birch_boi8323 5 років тому +5

      Songwriter Kedrick the Head Trip source...

    • @conner3548
      @conner3548 5 років тому +13

      @@notlNSIGHT It's almost like Vaccines FUCKING WORK!
      Edit: Crazy am I right?!

  • @DylanDude
    @DylanDude 6 років тому +1351

    My favorite part about the people complaining about the _”War on Christmas”_ is the irony behind it. They are railing against “Merry Christmas” now being _”offensive”_ for no good reason, while getting offended whenever someone says “Happy Holidays!”

    • @muppet9284
      @muppet9284 6 років тому +95

      Personally i think Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays go good together.

    • @Modernwoman-cy6dc
      @Modernwoman-cy6dc 6 років тому +10

      @@muppet9284 same

    • @brachmindunsparce6044
      @brachmindunsparce6044 6 років тому +64

      If its Christmas Day or Eve, I say Merry Chrismas. If its just winter, I say Happy Holidays.

    • @mari-du7wl
      @mari-du7wl 6 років тому +47

      @@brachmindunsparce6044 i personally say happy holidays because i cannot be sure of everyone's beliefs and its just more convenient because of that

    • @stormtrooper5965
      @stormtrooper5965 6 років тому +2

      Aye.

  • @eeveestar6826
    @eeveestar6826 6 років тому +391

    Dihydrogen Monoxide is water. GODDAMN *WATER* DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN SCIENCE?!

    • @prehistoricorchid3455
      @prehistoricorchid3455 6 років тому +22

      Honey obviously not

    • @dmandustinreacts2362
      @dmandustinreacts2362 6 років тому +23

      Careful not to be whooshed because some of the comments were baiting and not actually being serious

    • @andre-li7qo
      @andre-li7qo 6 років тому +1

      H2o

    • @art1637
      @art1637 6 років тому +36

      But it is dangerous. For example, Einstein drank lots of Dihydrogen Monoxide in his lifetime. Is he still alive? No.

    • @Ixe2077
      @Ixe2077 6 років тому +2

      DHMO? Water with a lack of hydrogen? When did that happen.

  • @aviddavid8793
    @aviddavid8793 5 років тому +295

    Child: I want to grow up and become doctor.
    Anti-vaxx mom: WAIT a minute.

    • @itstime6974
      @itstime6974 5 років тому

      The minute is until he dies

  • @thedamneddamsel8518
    @thedamneddamsel8518 6 років тому +1576

    only 90s kids will remember HAVING to get vaccinated in order to go to school
    (edit: please stop commenting that people still have to get vaccinated. i got it the first time lol)

    • @goblin.2618
      @goblin.2618 6 років тому +81

      The Damned Damsel I was not a 90s kid but my school didn’t let you forego vaccines

    • @someone-er1on
      @someone-er1on 6 років тому +8

      I want that

    • @somebodyonline9264
      @somebodyonline9264 6 років тому +12

      I wAsNt a NinTYs kId AnD i gots n hxjv vaccines

    • @itstoolate3186
      @itstoolate3186 6 років тому +53

      My school still requires vaccines

    • @rubiibrandark387
      @rubiibrandark387 6 років тому +16

      I moved from California to Nevada between getting some scheduled vaccinations and i was supposed to get three total and since i couldn't present anything to prove i had gotten at least one already they gave me everything to be safe. I went home, felt a little soreness, and I'm been fine for years since. At least one extra dose. I was in high school at the time.

  • @glorywr
    @glorywr 6 років тому +206

    So let's say the pilot thing was true, how much do you want to bet that a pilot would say it because they knew they were dealing with a crazy person and just wanted to get rid of them without involving the cops?

    • @nojatha4637
      @nojatha4637 6 років тому +9

      Pffft, what are you talking about? It’s TOTALLY true. Get educated, LIBTARD! 😎

    • @hunta3694
      @hunta3694 6 років тому +20

      Glory Wright Oh, that’s completely it. Anyone who’s flown can see the round earth themselves, so there is no way a pilot actually believed a word of that.

    • @draconaisesin7785
      @draconaisesin7785 6 років тому +9

      Yeah, seeing as they spend most of their time flying, they probably don't want to deal with their bs.

    • @diedrichbuck6975
      @diedrichbuck6975 6 років тому +6

      To be fair, he probably would lose his pilot's license if he claimed the Earth was flat.

  • @theultimatereductionist7592
    @theultimatereductionist7592 6 років тому +111

    1:00 "Your kids are the Usain Bolt of dying." ROFL!! What a BEAUTIFUL metaphor!!

  • @prophet3091
    @prophet3091 6 років тому +125

    Not vaccinating your kids should be considered neglect

  • @tak7377
    @tak7377 6 років тому +441

    The earth isn’t flat
    Nor round
    It’s a pyramid

    • @badboje6040
      @badboje6040 6 років тому +13

      Lol good one, it's a kite

    • @rudrasingh6354
      @rudrasingh6354 6 років тому +13

      *Illuminati theme intensifies*

    • @alexmartin3191
      @alexmartin3191 6 років тому +21

      It's not a pyramid, it is obviously a velociraptor.

    • @fxcf8082
      @fxcf8082 6 років тому +5

      You simpleton! The earth...
      Is Big Tiddie Goth Gf

    • @michaelgoldmane2010
      @michaelgoldmane2010 6 років тому +9

      It's a ring and one day our Lord and savior sonic might call on us in his time of need to fight a boss or get an extra life. So sayith the instruction manual of life

  • @supermoris194
    @supermoris194 6 років тому +188

    Wait... so he’s saying that dihydrogen monoxide is bad? I consume that every day

    • @YenNguyen-qj1mo
      @YenNguyen-qj1mo 5 років тому +5

      oH No

    • @PhoniexStudio
      @PhoniexStudio 5 років тому +24

      Me too! Its so delicious. Especially when its lemon flavored.

    • @user-kx9xl2km5o
      @user-kx9xl2km5o 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @philippa4650
      @philippa4650 5 років тому +5

      @Your Stalker *inserts icredibles meme*

    • @feralcorvid4122
      @feralcorvid4122 5 років тому +2

      @Your Stalker oh nO thanks for informing me !!!!!!!!😇😇🤗🤗🤗

  • @zenshy2139
    @zenshy2139 6 років тому +300

    My mom is anti-vaxxer and my dad supports vaccination
    Guess what I am
    Yes, I'm supporting vaccination
    Also I never got vaccinated.

    • @Jerebee-DS
      @Jerebee-DS 6 років тому +51

      How did you live past 3?

    • @zenshy2139
      @zenshy2139 6 років тому +84

      @@Jerebee-DS Or did I?
      *Vsauce music starts playing*

    • @andre-li7qo
      @andre-li7qo 6 років тому +43

      @@Jerebee-DS mqgic crystals and essencial oils

    • @ttty2242
      @ttty2242 6 років тому +16

      good luck m8

    • @Error-lo8fs
      @Error-lo8fs 6 років тому +25

      What does dying quicker than others feel like?

  • @rickar-mercenary-3804
    @rickar-mercenary-3804 6 років тому +685

    Skidaddle,
    Skidoodle,
    Always vaccinate your Kidoodles.

    • @Marjellie
      @Marjellie 6 років тому +12

      Dipsy -aka Rickar- is there a vaccination for stupidity?

    • @maverickm15
      @maverickm15 6 років тому +27

      Macaroon Love yes it’s called lethal injection

    • @winterbucket3346
      @winterbucket3346 6 років тому +3

      Magic Mav52 I’m dead

    • @koisj8310
      @koisj8310 6 років тому +3

      Magic Mav52 LMAO

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 6 років тому +3

      @@winterbucket3346 you took the stupidity vaccine?

  • @psintwithroblox5760
    @psintwithroblox5760 5 років тому +73

    Parent: is an anti-vaxxer
    Kid: *_guess i'll die_*

  • @JohanniklasLp
    @JohanniklasLp 5 років тому +37

    The pilot story can be true... if the pilot knows that his friend is a flat-earther and wanted to troll him

  • @fola_s
    @fola_s 6 років тому +80

    It's sad how we're almost in 2019 and people still think you can 'contract the gay' by drinking water from plastic bottles

    • @fola_s
      @fola_s 6 років тому +1

      @Robert Allan I don't think anything is going to happen too soon

    • @impadimprixie
      @impadimprixie 6 років тому +10

      @@fola_s Like what do they think is gonna happen? Like a gay guy sneezes on them and is like "Oh shit, did I give you the Gay™?"
      "I don't think so... Wait... I have a sudden urge to buy a butt plug..."

    • @sweetenedaffirmations6013
      @sweetenedaffirmations6013 5 років тому +6

      Metal bottles must cause lesbian then

    • @fola_s
      @fola_s 5 років тому +1

      @@sweetenedaffirmations6013 and cancer

    • @YenNguyen-qj1mo
      @YenNguyen-qj1mo 5 років тому +1

      sweetened affirmations what if a man drank from a metal bottle? would he be lesbian?
      HhhhhhHHHHHHHHHmmmnnnnnn

  • @kruemmelbande5078
    @kruemmelbande5078 5 років тому +35

    How to prove something is fake:
    "Everyone clapped"

    • @dunkaccino6606
      @dunkaccino6606 5 років тому +4

      I liked this, and everyone clapped.

  • @butcherzofrock
    @butcherzofrock 6 років тому +155

    Actually putting a disclaimer or just some kind of indicator over the satirical ones might not be a bad idea, provided that it's not too intrusive.

    • @MeCooper
      @MeCooper 6 років тому +7

      How tf do we even know what is satire and what isn't anymore?
      Like... Can you honestly say if you didn't know for a fact that flat earthers exist... That it doesnt look like satire? Bunch of people in the 21st century saying the world is flat?

    • @somethingsomewhat8860
      @somethingsomewhat8860 6 років тому +1

      Oh, like a watermark in the top left

  • @michalaswindail783
    @michalaswindail783 6 років тому +219

    I think kids who don't have vaccines should not be allowed to go to school, and the parents of the child should also get fined for every day the child hasn't attended. Then we may have some hope for the poor kids fed misinformation and die from preventable diseases.

    • @hannahthesneezingpanda582
      @hannahthesneezingpanda582 6 років тому +6

      And while the kids aren't at school, they can't be home school or switch either

    • @mymomisnoob4912
      @mymomisnoob4912 6 років тому

      They aren’t tho

    • @miu__m
      @miu__m 6 років тому

      my mom is noob no

    • @nc9604
      @nc9604 6 років тому +4

      I think the main issue is there isn’t much taught about vaccines like how it’s basically like getting a tiny bit sick so you won’t get sick

    • @detvisor7700
      @detvisor7700 6 років тому

      Yeah

  • @griffinwright4944
    @griffinwright4944 5 років тому +83

    all these people were born on a highway
    thats where most accidents hapen
    also theyre high

    • @hectoristoomuch
      @hectoristoomuch 5 років тому

      Roger,copy... Hope you get that

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 років тому

      ᴸᴵᶠᴱ ᴵˢ ᴬ ᴴᴵᴳᴴᵂᴬᵞ, ᴬᴺᴰ ᴵ ᴳᴼᴺ' ᴰᴿᴵᵛᴱ ᴵᵀ ᴬᴸᴸ ᴺᴵᴳᴴᵀ ᴸᴼᴺᴳ...

    • @x3-LSTR-512
      @x3-LSTR-512 5 років тому

      On essential oils

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 5 років тому

      Ludvig Haakon 5A Ek 19/20 Ekeby skola , Ein was born on a highway where most accidents happen

    • @nochannelhere595
      @nochannelhere595 5 років тому

      and thats why they are high and should go away

  • @gravelfilledSoap
    @gravelfilledSoap 6 років тому +61

    3:23 either he held that pilot at gunpoint and forced him to say it or the pilot was referring to the land as in, the land looked flat, not the actual planet

    • @FoidGames
      @FoidGames 6 років тому +26

      I'm convinced the pilot was just taking the piss

    • @gravelfilledSoap
      @gravelfilledSoap 6 років тому +1

      Arwen lmao

    • @TheObsidianX
      @TheObsidianX 6 років тому +17

      Arwen or more likely the pilot doesn’t exist at all

    • @headheretic1580
      @headheretic1580 6 років тому +1

      Could just be a copypasta

    • @gravelfilledSoap
      @gravelfilledSoap 6 років тому

      Curtis The Meme Guy could be :/

  • @couldus7028
    @couldus7028 6 років тому +84

    bruh imagine denying LITTERAL science because you think it's gonna make you look edgy and epic for going against the quota

    • @burntoutidiot4669
      @burntoutidiot4669 6 років тому +10

      *THIS WAS MADE BY VACCINE GANG*

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM 6 років тому +1

      Tenya Lida *literal, but yes I absolutely agree. Vaccine gang ✊🏻

    • @literallyglados
      @literallyglados 6 років тому

      69th like, woooooo and 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 and 😂🔫 and stuff

  • @picklesandbeyond9039
    @picklesandbeyond9039 6 років тому +66

    Kid : when I grow up I wanna-
    Teacher : Woah there buddy, your not gonna live to see the fifth grade

  • @minimoni247
    @minimoni247 6 років тому +58

    herd immunity is so important! think about the children and adults with low to no immune systems! think of people who cannot be vaccinated!! think of cancer patients whos treatment has completely destroyed their immunity!! i get so frustrated with anti-vaxxers aaaaa

    • @miu__m
      @miu__m 6 років тому

      Murderers, the lot of them

    • @walletherobot4424
      @walletherobot4424 6 років тому

      @Sam Salaz humanity itself is a mistake

    • @explosivfurret3007
      @explosivfurret3007 6 років тому

      One of my friends nearly died because of a anti vaxxer child he had to go to the hospital asap and the I was so pissed that I punched that anti vaxxer because she said he would be fine because he wasn't poised by those evil vaccines.

  • @Nakia11798
    @Nakia11798 6 років тому +47

    If that Walmart one has actually happened(minus the clapping), I would assume the cashier was crying because that lady was so stupid

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 6 років тому +13

      or crying from laughter, as the entire store points and laughs at this women.

  • @flutecasting
    @flutecasting 5 років тому +73

    6:23 love how nobody realizes that Dihydrogen Monoxide is just water

    • @mikloshujber1452
      @mikloshujber1452 5 років тому +29

      100% of people that have consumed Dihydrogen Monoxide have died.
      Checkmate pro-vaxxers.

    • @mikloshujber1452
      @mikloshujber1452 5 років тому +4

      @Toaster Strudel Honestly, I don't know. Maybe it just hasn't been noticed by anyone until now, either way it's no biggie. As long as someone gets a good chuckle out of it then I say it's a job well done.

    • @RimuruT3npesuto
      @RimuruT3npesuto 5 років тому +1

      @@mikloshujber1452 We all die sooooooo XD

    • @catmcflooffloof4832
      @catmcflooffloof4832 5 років тому +1

      @@RimuruT3npesuto that's the joke

    • @crysiscactusyaboi9981
      @crysiscactusyaboi9981 5 років тому

      Right chemicals, wrong amount. r/woosh me if you want, idgaf if you do.

  • @Player-1103
    @Player-1103 6 років тому +57

    we should put 1000 antivaxxers
    and 1000 vaxxers on two different islands just to show them who is dying first

    • @bossplayz7472
      @bossplayz7472 5 років тому +4

      Player1103 most of them would be vaxxed because if anti vaxx people are still alive then they probably get vaxxed from their parents.Anti vax people just are just pretty dumb.

    • @bossplayz7472
      @bossplayz7472 5 років тому +2

      If they weren’t I’m very surprised they are alive

    • @qohaw_2883
      @qohaw_2883 5 років тому +3

      @@bossplayz7472 Just take the children lul

    • @bossplayz7472
      @bossplayz7472 5 років тому +2

      Qohaw _ I thought of that. I didn’t say it cuz its brutal to me

    • @accountN6942
      @accountN6942 5 років тому

      Antivaxxers will probably say the records are false

  • @stargazermap9839
    @stargazermap9839 6 років тому +38

    I fly a Cessna and I don't remember taking an oath that says "if you say the earth is flat you lose your pilots license" but hey what do I know I'm just a "sheep" according to a flat Earther

    • @notchickens2530
      @notchickens2530 6 років тому +6

      stargazer map
      Then you must have had your memory wiped. The liberals are after you!

    • @mateiazap4312
      @mateiazap4312 6 років тому +6

      I D U N N O M A N D O E S N T I T L O O K F L A T I S H

  • @MrRhombus
    @MrRhombus 5 років тому +23

    Flat Earthers: The Earth Is Flat!
    Sphere Earthers: It’s A Sphere!
    Me: You’re Both Wrong! It’s Sphere But It Bulges Out At The Equator!

  • @jpearseed1179
    @jpearseed1179 6 років тому +40

    Today at the grocery store, I said to a woman "California Über Alles." She said "Bless America." I then told her that Trump gave us back 1984 and the suede denim secret police. She smiled and echoed my earlier remark. Every person in existence then clapped

    • @falconoflight4773
      @falconoflight4773 6 років тому

      Johnny Pearseed amazing

    • @mootwo3388
      @mootwo3388 6 років тому

      that happened
      I know this is a joke

    • @winterbliss4459
      @winterbliss4459 6 років тому

      Beautiful. Just beautiful.

    • @michaelgoldmane2010
      @michaelgoldmane2010 6 років тому +4

      So that's why I randomly burst out clapping a month ago. Thank Trump all mighty, I thought my flu shot gave me the autism

  • @ifyoureadthisv1
    @ifyoureadthisv1 6 років тому +115

    Please make having vaccinations required by law everywhere

    • @tanish6298
      @tanish6298 6 років тому +5

      sans undertale in some places vaccines cost money and some people won’t have the money or are worried that they will get bankrupt because of the cost in some places.

    • @alanoodyousef6535
      @alanoodyousef6535 6 років тому +5

      sans undertale in my country you can’t skip vaccines. You can’t take your baby out of the hospital before the baby get vaccinated, you can’t enroll in school or work. So all parents vaccinate their babies always.

    • @johnwestensnorris6391
      @johnwestensnorris6391 6 років тому +1

      Only downside are people afraid of shots (like me).

    • @jasonmuszynski1850
      @jasonmuszynski1850 6 років тому +4

      On an extremely unrelated note, I heard there are egg whites in vaccines.
      Imagine having that egg just inside your arm.
      Eggs heal all diseases confirmed

    • @thatmonkemanzelinki2185
      @thatmonkemanzelinki2185 6 років тому +1

      Jason Muszynski howtobasic just shidid farded and ☪️amed

  • @nictooons5290
    @nictooons5290 5 років тому +7

    My teacher- Some kids have told me,"Well ms.(name), we don't need medical health! We'll be perfectly healthy!"
    Me- *What have these damn Anti-vaxxers been teaching these Middle Schoolers?*

  • @kulekid6917
    @kulekid6917 6 років тому +73

    *_dont think i didn't notice that wii sports resort music_*

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 5 років тому +3

      *I KNEW IT WAS WII MUSIC BRO*

  • @SuperPcPenguin
    @SuperPcPenguin 6 років тому +76

    i mean technically speaking both sides of the flat earth debate are wrong, the earth is OBVIOUSLY in the shape of a velociraptor
    but seriously it's not a sphear or flat, it's more of a extremely lumpy egg shape

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 6 років тому +7

      velociraptor earth gang

    • @yeseniacardenas6859
      @yeseniacardenas6859 6 років тому +14

      Eggs are closer to a sphere than a flat plane so I'll take it

    • @idrinkpastaforaliving_6269
      @idrinkpastaforaliving_6269 6 років тому +1

      Exactly!

    • @mikegivemecheese3001
      @mikegivemecheese3001 6 років тому +1

      Space *E G G*

    • @LEO_M1
      @LEO_M1 6 років тому +1

      You know when you spin a rubber ball really fast and it starts to compress at the top and bottom and expand from the center ring outwards? That's what it looks like.

  • @duckcouncil4835
    @duckcouncil4835 5 років тому +10

    Karens: damn Vaccinators
    us: Damn Karens
    Goverment: Why did you shoot him?
    Officer:Hes anti-vaxx
    judge: NOT GUILTY

  • @dune.hopper
    @dune.hopper 6 років тому +85

    People: “war on Christmas”
    Jewish people: *eye roll*

    • @gordonschnick12
      @gordonschnick12 6 років тому +2

      It's funny because a good amount of Jewish people celebrate Christmas, hell some Christmas songs were written by Jewish people.

    • @mage6475
      @mage6475 6 років тому +3

      I went to a Christian middle school. It was literal hell on earth to hear the same stories every year with every type of "Christian holiday", including the birth of Jesus EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR. For 9 years. Sitting in a church for two to three hours as a kid, having to sit still and listen to that story over and over again makes me stay far away from that belief.
      And I also don't get why they start with that shitte now. Like, a lot of religions have different holidays, you do you, but why force it down other people's throats?
      P.S. None of my teachers were actual Christians, they just did it for the job, lmao.

    • @atravelsizeddalek1349
      @atravelsizeddalek1349 6 років тому +5

      Even funnier is when we realize Christmas, Halloween, and Easter were Pagan holidays too, Ostara, Samhein, and Yule respectively and they took it when they were mass murdering Pagans. The more you know lol
      (also St. Patrick's Day is all about the murdering of pagans)

    • @sdivine13
      @sdivine13 6 років тому

      @pickletato yeah, it didnt happen.

    • @tinle9
      @tinle9 6 років тому

      Jesus:.... hey father look at this.
      God: *facepalm*
      Jesus: sooooo..... bring in the four horsemen?
      God: No give them something worse.... Anti Vacters that are flat earthers who also blast the I am to be Traced meme, then make then play fortinte.
      Jesus: Dear God! That worse than Ali-A.... I love it

  • @dubspool
    @dubspool 6 років тому +16

    So if Native Americans need to move back to India, does that mean Europeans need to go back to Europe?

    • @rebecca4680
      @rebecca4680 6 років тому +5

      Dubspool _ . And ffs Native Americans aren’t even from India, they’re NATIVE to the Americas. It’s like telling white people to go back to Africa or some bs.

    • @professionaltrickster
      @professionaltrickster 6 років тому +1

      R/whoosh

  • @MiG-21bisFishbedL
    @MiG-21bisFishbedL 5 років тому +16

    As a pilot, I require names.
    Snitches get stitches.

  • @greenygruettgaming2577
    @greenygruettgaming2577 5 років тому +7

    It’s not only child abuse, but it’s also child endangerment!

  • @rollood7394
    @rollood7394 6 років тому +174

    i dont skip ads on your videos, enjoy the extra money my bro, merry christmas ❤

    • @denizkaan7945
      @denizkaan7945 6 років тому +1

      I’m reading this as I watch an ad

    • @oofioisbizzare3887
      @oofioisbizzare3887 6 років тому +8

      i once tricked you into clicking onto a custom website i made to let me track your history and watch what ur doing and you always skip his ads

    • @stella-pp6tn
      @stella-pp6tn 6 років тому +3

      Wholesome

    • @kaprikorngamer9662
      @kaprikorngamer9662 6 років тому

      Click them for even more money

    • @sambalsillie4301
      @sambalsillie4301 6 років тому +1

      Rollo OD they don’t get more money if you don’t skip them

  • @seagull9580
    @seagull9580 5 років тому +35

    how are anti-vax chidlren and guinea pigs similar?
    they both have a lifespan of like 3 years

  • @pearlbarnes6924
    @pearlbarnes6924 6 років тому +11

    That one guy was right, I'm a pilot, and I also took an oath to hide the flat earth truth.

    • @SeptimusCreed
      @SeptimusCreed 6 років тому +4

      Pearl Barnes This is the NSA. We know your address and are coming after you for breaking your oath. Lol

    • @MrShiftyhead
      @MrShiftyhead 6 років тому +1

      This is the Illuminati. We know your location. We are coming to dispose of you.

  • @succboah2000
    @succboah2000 5 років тому +15

    Remember:
    Kids with measles:
    If he start coughing then into coffin.

  • @ryangallagher9723
    @ryangallagher9723 6 років тому +1

    I also love the DHMO thing. It's an almost foolproof way of tricking the ignorant into revealing themselves. For example, this guy asked a water-bottling company if their drinks contained any dihydrogen monoxide, and they said no. So, if there isn't any water in your water, then what the hell is in it?

  • @lukeskywalker5392
    @lukeskywalker5392 6 років тому +48

    It could be so easy. You want to go to school. Need vaccines. You want to travel. Need a vaccine. Want a health insurance. Need a vaccine.

    • @sl8103
      @sl8103 6 років тому

      Luke Skywalker a*

    • @lukeskywalker5392
      @lukeskywalker5392 6 років тому +1

      @@sl8103 thanks pal. Is it correct now.

  • @cade2369
    @cade2369 6 років тому +40

    Plot twist: the Earth's a rhombus.

  • @defaultset
    @defaultset 5 років тому +9

    What i want for my birthday-
    Anti vax mom: *_Who said you're gonna have a birthday?_*

  • @CreeperGameTech
    @CreeperGameTech 6 років тому +16

    As a part of your Canadian audience, I found that accent to be both awful and hilarious.

  • @gavinj1456
    @gavinj1456 6 років тому +10

    4:40, if she's a better First Lady then why can't she write her own speech?

  • @mlpfanboy1701
    @mlpfanboy1701 5 років тому +3

    I do absolutely believe they would take a persons pilot license away for saying the earth is flat. It could be signs of hallucinogenic drugs being part of the equation.

  • @thunderer5599
    @thunderer5599 6 років тому +6

    If you ever come across an anti vaxxer who says vaccine causes autism, ask them if their parents got them vaccinated and if yes, say "you are the living proof of your argument that vaccines causes autism."

  • @orteus
    @orteus 6 років тому +37

    why do all reddit youtubers start with S
    Soft Kore
    Soothouse
    Slazo
    Sorrow TV
    edit: why do *MOST* reddit youtubers start with an S

  • @bungiescams3292
    @bungiescams3292 5 років тому +11

    Technically the earth is flat
    Have you noticed how on google earth the mountains aren’t really visible when you zoom out
    New conspiracy, mountains don’t exist

    • @dell899
      @dell899 4 роки тому

      it is called perspective.
      when you look at something far away it gets smaller and smaller until you can't see it.

  • @FrstSpctr88
    @FrstSpctr88 5 років тому +4

    "This group of People with too much power lie and deceive us"
    And they trust in another group of people with too much power anyway.

  • @eyymily8299
    @eyymily8299 5 років тому +7

    "They say mean things like "science is real""

  • @skinwalker69420
    @skinwalker69420 5 років тому +2

    Why would the government lie about the earth being round? Can someone (preferably a flat earther who has done "reasearch") tell me why they believe the government would be lying about that?

  • @judahmac1799
    @judahmac1799 6 років тому +10

    I think the pilot talking to the flat earther was trolling.

  • @canadalynx
    @canadalynx 5 років тому +3

    My dumbass thought this was a r/vaxxhappened episode and was wondering why a lot of the posts weren’t about anti-vaxxers...

  • @totallynotarobot9622
    @totallynotarobot9622 5 років тому +6

    Logic: *Exist*
    Antivaxxers: *Confused Screaming*

  • @z-mkgaming7464
    @z-mkgaming7464 5 років тому +4

    Anti-Vaxx Child: *Survives past the age of 5*
    Everyone: Wait, that's illegal...

    • @unknow11712
      @unknow11712 4 роки тому

      i mean, not vacinating increase theyr chance of death, but its still around 2\3 i guess , so there will be unvacinated child that will get to 20-30 atleast ... i mean, they live theyr life in fear of cuts for tetanus , since the only "" cure"" its actualy the vacine , and the deathrate even with complete hospital care is still 15% .

  • @pawn5253
    @pawn5253 6 років тому +41

    Soft, were not here for satire, were here to see stupid people so we can feel better about our selfs.

    • @MidnightSky705
      @MidnightSky705 6 років тому

      True 😂😂😂

    • @midasra1132
      @midasra1132 6 років тому

      I wanted to feel superior but now I just hate humanity (a part of it)

  • @lenrenken
    @lenrenken 4 роки тому +3

    "I doubt you're gonna have a good immune system to something that you've never been exposed to in your life before"
    Big oof in 2020

  • @LinkieLinkGameing
    @LinkieLinkGameing 6 років тому +14

    I have a good immune system BECAUSE of Vacinations. :3

    • @nycto-gamingandstuff3230
      @nycto-gamingandstuff3230 5 років тому

      Me too

    • @whatisanrwooosh8964
      @whatisanrwooosh8964 5 років тому

      Anti-vaxxer logic: VACCINATIONS INJECT YOU WITH WEAKENED VERSIONS OF MEASLES WHICH MAKES YOU SICK! SO THE ONLY LOGICAL THING TO DO IS TO EXPOSE THEM TO ACTUAL MEASLES TO STRENGTHEN THEIR IMMUNE SYSTEM, LET'S KILL KIDS, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

  • @kawaiidere1023
    @kawaiidere1023 6 років тому +29

    I wish California would break off and become a separate island, so Atlantis 2 would be released

    • @yaboig5534
      @yaboig5534 6 років тому

      I wish

    • @viethuongvothai686
      @viethuongvothai686 5 років тому

      Kawaii Dere really, i wish it to happend.

    • @nicolapalmieri7344
      @nicolapalmieri7344 5 років тому

      In 20 yrs California will become a separate island thanks to earthquake activities California moves 5cm away from the US every year

    • @deadacc3459
      @deadacc3459 5 років тому

      I guess I’m moving then

    • @skywarslord4680
      @skywarslord4680 5 років тому

      🤣

  • @emeraldsky2823
    @emeraldsky2823 5 років тому +4

    “I WOULD RATHER HAVE MY DYING BABY IN THE HANDS OF THE NORD THAN THAT DEMONIC NEEDLE”

  • @duckduckinator3185
    @duckduckinator3185 5 років тому +3

    Antivax kid: *sneezes*
    Antivax kid:why are you crying?
    Me:I promise I will come to your funeral 😭

  • @senorlechuga8832
    @senorlechuga8832 6 років тому +3

    I just remembered that one guy just survived 18 years without being vaccinated and he could finally manage to be vaccinated and that is just... good but sad because of his parents and... all that stuff

  • @Happymali10
    @Happymali10 5 років тому

    I've had conversations with decent-seeming people who said it doesn't matter if their kid dies, it's THEIR child meaning THEIR property.

  • @NobushiSnow
    @NobushiSnow 6 років тому +28

    Just went from sorrowtv to soft kore 😎😎😎

  • @Cyrus_III
    @Cyrus_III 6 років тому +5

    What happened at 1:14, he is aiming at the wall and hits a one shot kill.

  • @TannerRawlings
    @TannerRawlings 6 років тому

    The "we swore an oath and can lose our license" thing is actually a running gag, ive heard multiple pilots say how sometimes they say stuff more or less along those lines when theyre bored or just want to have a little fun, and tbf, ive done similar...

  • @glca7ie
    @glca7ie 6 років тому +72

    Who just here to find triggered anti-vaxxers in the comments

  • @flamemodule6461
    @flamemodule6461 6 років тому +9

    It's sad that basic manners have to be explained
    Talking about the discord server

  • @D1ONY5US
    @D1ONY5US 5 років тому +1

    Sometimes I want to cry at people's stupidity, but then I realise my trusty brain-bleach is there to help me.

  • @starlord0o072
    @starlord0o072 5 років тому +8

    New channel: SoftKorePorn
    Oh wait that’s just Jake and Logan Paul’s channels

  • @depthperception1550
    @depthperception1550 6 років тому +32

    I don’t have FLIPPING twitter

    • @theninjas2870
      @theninjas2870 6 років тому +7

      *_M A K E A T W I T T E R T H E N_*

    • @FoidGames
      @FoidGames 6 років тому +1

      Sandwich if I win I'll give you a bit of money 😂

    • @tallic967
      @tallic967 6 років тому +1

      NO SWEARING
      _ON MY CHRISTIAN_
      *MINECRAFT*
      *_SERVER!_*

    • @f.b.i756
      @f.b.i756 6 років тому

      quackity in a sentence

  • @kristab4858
    @kristab4858 5 років тому +1

    You know the best thing about anti-vaxxer jokes?
    They never get old.

  • @OffSatan
    @OffSatan 6 років тому +11

    4:45
    I will not stand for such hateful coments my good sir, I have to ask you to take down that banner.

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 5 років тому

      If she uses paper for that then she's more likely to be Jesus... think of the PAPERCUTS

  • @karikrummi4222
    @karikrummi4222 6 років тому +7

    Maybe a flashing little circle of red and white in the corner of the screen. Like top right or something so people get it. I guess I'm kinda slow or something.

  • @psychojoe4764
    @psychojoe4764 5 років тому +2

    "You are not allowed to legally murder someone" as he blows some guys head off in the game

  • @Eternal-fractal
    @Eternal-fractal 6 років тому +11

    at 3:30 im pretty sure that story was true and the pilot was being sarcastic

    • @hunta3694
      @hunta3694 6 років тому +1

      etherial umbra Or just trying to get a crazy off of his arm.

    • @michaelam9738
      @michaelam9738 6 років тому

      @@hunta3694 id take her in the plane and show her the obvious signs of the curve

    • @hunta3694
      @hunta3694 6 років тому

      Michaela M She would insist it’s an illusion or a projector or something. Show crazy people they’re wrong and they just cling harder to their beliefs. Unfortunately, you have to hope they educate themselves.

  • @EntropicMalevolence
    @EntropicMalevolence 6 років тому +6

    Pretty sure Soft Kore has lost part of his sanity with these videos

  • @santaplayes
    @santaplayes 5 років тому +1

    A lot of the time wild fires are good as they get rid of all the small plant on the forest floor along with fungi and many trees have fire resistant bark so the only reason its seen as bad is if its started by people and if people get hurt

  • @ihatetaki6017
    @ihatetaki6017 6 років тому +38

    soft kore i love youuu ❤

    • @me-wp7lt
      @me-wp7lt 6 років тому +1

      lonely - yui weird flex but ok

    • @alphakenny1620
      @alphakenny1620 6 років тому +2

      Odd boast but fine

    • @liamhayes23
      @liamhayes23 6 років тому

      lonely - yui nOw ThAt’S gAe

  • @thecringelord69
    @thecringelord69 5 років тому +5

    How is "Science is real" being mean?

  • @MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW
    @MRIHAVENOTHINGTOSHOW 5 років тому +2

    Anti vacc parents: WhY WoNt ThE OiLs WoRk ! ? !
    Pro vacc parents: Because you won’t vaccinate your kids
    Anti vacc parents: IdIoT ThAtS DaNgErOuS ! ? !
    Pro vacc parents: * Plays reverse card *
    Anti vacc parents: * turns entitled *
    Pro vacc parents: oh no
    Anti vacc parents: I cAn Do WhAt EvEr I wAnT wItH mY kIdS ! ! !

  • @thetrueshaggy8789
    @thetrueshaggy8789 6 років тому +19

    We need a new plauge

    • @blueshell292
      @blueshell292 5 років тому +4

      It's already happening my man

    • @thetrueshaggy8789
      @thetrueshaggy8789 5 років тому +2

      @@blueshell292 far point

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 5 років тому +3

      I know which one already afflicts us: the Lack of Common Sense

    • @SayoriChr-tz7vn
      @SayoriChr-tz7vn 5 років тому +4

      No we just need an old one because we’re all vaccinated so it wont affect us.

    • @mikloshujber1452
      @mikloshujber1452 5 років тому +2

      Don't worry, the anti-vaxxers are helping that along.

  • @kimberlygabaldon3260
    @kimberlygabaldon3260 5 років тому

    I remember when my youngest son was about 8 years old. He was terrified of needles, and hated shots. There was no rotavirus vaccine available that time, and he got really sick with some kind of GI virus, which could have been rotavirus. He was lying in his bed, miserable, and asked why he hadn't had a shot to prevent it. He said, "Mom, I'd rather have a shot."

  • @Gracie-ep5oq
    @Gracie-ep5oq 6 років тому +39

    GOT EEM

  • @fanaticallyfantastic8095
    @fanaticallyfantastic8095 6 років тому +14

    sphere believer is going in my description

    • @danielsavin5674
      @danielsavin5674 5 років тому +1

      Actually the earth isn't a sphere. It's an elliptical shape like *T H I C C* at the equator and a bit pressed at the poles.

  • @tanuki2898
    @tanuki2898 5 років тому

    "Nope, they should stay in America, and Subscribe to Pewdiepie." You earned a sub my friend! It didn't work, but dammit if we weren't close.

  • @flamewarden7526
    @flamewarden7526 5 років тому +3

    3:17 my dad is a pilot. And that is a f***ing lie

    • @dshe8637
      @dshe8637 5 років тому

      The pilot in the story was making fun of the flat Earth woman, wasn't he?

  • @celtichighlander3553
    @celtichighlander3553 6 років тому +12

    y o u g o t w o o s h e d

  • @jingman-0
    @jingman-0 5 років тому

    lol i remember that one year my mom forgot to get me vaxxed and was really worried about this "mysterious disease" before checking my health forms

  • @pixeltreason2968
    @pixeltreason2968 6 років тому +8

    I can’t tell which is r/wooosh any more

    • @winterbliss4459
      @winterbliss4459 6 років тому

      just don't worry about it, most people who use r/whoosh have no clue how it works

    • @random4115
      @random4115 5 років тому

      R/woosh
      When somebody don't get a joke,that usually is obviously stupid
      (Don't woosh me)

    • @emisthem6562
      @emisthem6562 5 років тому

      I'm genuinely afraid to correct people because of this

  • @schmoe5869
    @schmoe5869 6 років тому +8

    My mom is an anti-vaxxer help

    • @notchickens2530
      @notchickens2530 6 років тому

      No.

    • @Jerebee-DS
      @Jerebee-DS 6 років тому

      Don't worry, polio will come for her. Also.. GET THOSE VACCINES IF POSSIBLE. WE WANT THAT BREAD, WE DONT WANT DEATH.

    • @olymolly3637
      @olymolly3637 6 років тому +4

      if you're still underage, keep being as healthy as possible. when you become independent of her, go get your shots a.s.a.p. don't wait.

    • @makankatluar
      @makankatluar 6 років тому

      Get it my guy

    • @disthingsuxyt8272
      @disthingsuxyt8272 6 років тому

      Just make her vaccinate you MAKE HER