I once saw a "plus-sized" hooker in red, see-thru lingerie and matching panties in the middle of the street in Downtown San Diego right near the men's jail. We should hang out.
Dude, it being in Seattle makes it worse. It almost never gets warm enough to pull a stunt like that without also being extremely uncomfterable. ...But I guess someone walking around naked wouldn't really care about that...
Not a trucker but when I was a kid a guy at a carnival stand was nice enough to give me a stuffed raccoon, which it seemed was going to be thrown out because it had a small hole in its tail. But dude was nice enough to give it to me for free after I threw up getting off a ride.
Just a quick btw, the part where the firefighter washed the guy down a drain and pushed his skull part in is 100% true if you go splat then you get the drain
My ex put most of the roundabouts in Larimer County. There are always community meetings, before and during construction. He said 90% of the people are fucking furious and don't want a roundabout. One year later, 90% fucking LOVE them! Everybody freaks the fuck out, at first, then grow to love them.
I don't know why someone would want to do that to themselves, he committed suicide the worst way possible ahahaha. I would have died if I did that lol.
I used to have a dog who would pull me down the street on my bicycle, we had a long leash and a harness for this. He just loved this sooo much. He did pull me over a few times, but it made him happy.
I used to something similar with my Rottie, Raven. Except Raven would pull my son's sled during the winter. Yes, I had a harness for Raven. No, the extra weight didn't slow her down. Great memories!
The reason most of the women werent wearing undies to the awards show was most likely panty lines. When i've had to wear long form fitting gowns they are like i said very form fitting. Even if I tried a tiny microscopic g string, with tiny string sides i swear you can still see them through certain materials. So much easier to just wear no panties! So not a sexual thing or anything, just more about fashion versus comfort
@@puppetseducer I actually work in fashion so I know what I'm talking about. Also it's not so much about the tightness, so much as the material. Some material is so light, so thin it will literally cling to anything. If you have a long fitted silky ball gown you will see absolutely every line, and that is why most models are stick thin And I have absolutely worn gowns where it is just much easier to not have to wear anything underneath. I remember I specifically bought this Victoria's secret g string thong so I could wear under pencil skirts and other tight form fitting outfits And more than once even though this underwear was just a tiny little piece of string and I myself am 98 lbs 5'2":(so not a big girl) but have seen the panties through certain skirts and dresses So I don't know maybe you just never had the opportunity to dress up and attend formal occasions. But this is a problem I would regularly face when dressing up
@@SCZ1111 Even if I was an underweight snob, I would never put myself in a situation where I was being forced by a toxic industry to wear ridiculous shit for no practical reason.
@@puppetseducer I'm not judging you!! And absolutely no one forced me to wear this It was by my own doing and I'm actually my own size. I have always been little and I love to eat and cook. But anyways I'm really not trying to fight love, I'm really just trying to tell you that some materials don't do well with panty lines. I'm sorry if I came off as a jerk before, today has been a weird day
I remember I was on holiday in Spain when I was about 9, so circa 1998/99, and I witnessed a robbery gone wrong. My family and I were at this market, walking through the stalls, and suddenly this woman started running away from a stall selling expensive leather handbags, stealing one. The woman who owned the stall pretty much leapt over the table, chased her down, pinned her to the ground and started bitch slapping and clawing the shit out of her repeatedly while screaming in Spanish. It took two large man to drag her away, and then the woman who'd been trying to steal just had to get up and walk out of the market with a bloody face and a massive crowd yelling at her. It was so dramatic, and I'd never seen violence so close up like that before.
The story of the 18 yr old emt who witnessed her father die, I know the mother was grieving & probably in shock, but I don’t think it was fair on her to put it on the 18 yr old to contact the entire family to inform them of what happened.
The poor mom, could not do it herself, so that's why she asked her son! When someone dies in the family. l am asked to call people also! Someone has to do it!
@@oldmanfromoc7684 Poor son!!! He was grieving too! Yes, “someone had to do it”, but why did it have to be him? No one is saying she’s a bad human being. Obviously, she was grieving, but that doesn’t mean that making your 18yo son contact family members to repeatedly talk about his father’s death was the right thing to do. By having him do the contacting, every time he told someone he had to *1.* relive it himself, *2.* deal with questions he may not know or want to talk about and *3.* hear the pain of the other family member. He carried his pain, her pain, and now his family’s pain! That’s not fair. If she was thinking clearly, she never would’ve put that weight on his shoulders, adding even more trauma than he already had. She didn’t “force” him to, but what was he going to say? Was he going to tell his grieving mother no? As an 18-year-old boy who loves his mother, he probably felt he needed to “man up” which isn’t ok. Was there really _no one else_ she could’ve asked.
Nothing like hearing a story about the struggles of performing cpr on your father, him passing, and dealing with passing the info to family... all the while jaunty saloon tunes are just merrily playing...
Me too! Driving down the 5 freeway back of an suv was on fire and the driver looked oblivious we tried to get her attention to tell her but she just flipped us off 😂
The one about the EMT who responded to his own father's death got to me. I lost my mom in 2014 from a heart attack. I was the one who found her collapsed at her home and had to call 911 and begin working on her as they were en route. (I'm a FF-EMTB) I knew in my head that she was beyond the point of no return, but I was hoping for a miracle. I also had to make the long list of calls to family and make arrangements (she was former Navy) the following two months were an alcohol fueled blur. I'm still in the process of alcoholism recovery as I type this due to the horrible images that linger as well as remembering feeling the life and soul fade from her body and cease to exist. I was only 23 when that happened.
I can contribute. When I was about 10 years old I was at an outing held my the company my mother used to work for. My cousin, male, who's a year younger, and I were together hanging out. This event was a river fishing event with a barbeque, competition of the biggest catch, and kid friendly games all in a large riverside park with trees everywhere. Anyway, my cousin and I were roaming around after eating and enjoying the nice day. Some people were still sitting and eating because the food line was long. Then we heard a loud snapping crack and the noise of people being startled. We look towards the noise and under a tree by a park table and bench was a group of people around a man on the ground. The main thing I recall was the massive puddle of red under him and on woman covered in his blood doing CPR and commanding people to call 911. I still vividly recall the older biker looking guy bleed from his skull and not moving. A massive tree limb snapped and fell toward people sitting at the table under. Most of them heard the snap and scattered in time but the man was hard of hearing and non the wiser. He died instantly upon impact.
That one with the EMT having to do CPR on his dad in a drive way. Similar thing happened to my brother-in-law. My BIL was a volunteer fire fighter for the area and was over at FIL's house one day after New Years a few years ago. FIL started feeling bad and suddenly screamed out and started contorting on the floor before going limp. BIL did CPR until the ambulance took FIL to the hospital. FIL didn't make it nor regained consciousness. BIL was broken up a lot for a while and still has problems with that day.
One of the craziest things to ever happen to me was probably when doctors pulled a 1/2 or 3/4 inch drain tube out of my abdomen while I was wide awake! It had been surgically inserted in an operation to remove my ruptured appendix. They just cut the stitches holding it in and told me to deeply inhale on the count of three. It was the weirdest sensation I have ever felt that wasn’t painful! Then they just covered the hole with a BandAid. I was like 12 or 13 when this happened!
The monotone voice really helps me when I'm having an anxiety attack. Even if I don't nesecarily listen to the story, it's so calming and can let me focus on something other than my life falling apart
25:29 that gave me chills, this was a historic event and this man saw it with his own eyes He wrote it out in such a way where I visualized it in such a way that gave me intense chills.
I'm gonna call Bs on that story. Pearl Harbor happened in 1941. Given the fact that he remembers it I would say he was around 8-10? So by the time 9/11 happens he is 68 or 70. Okay fine. But then to live for another 20 years and then to be on Reddit and Coherently writing about it? BS!!!! He would be 88 or 90 on Reddit writing like his mind is still perfect. Total bs and either fabricated or written by his kids.
25:20 that gave me chills!! That was such a historic event, and I can't believe he saw it with his own eyes. He did a great job of detailing the story. He wrote it with such vivid imagery that it gave me chills. Haha 😳😬🤐😖
I'm gonna call Bs on that story. Pearl Harbor happened in 1941. Given the fact that he remembers it I would say he was around 8-10? So by the time 9/11 happens he is 68 or 70. Okay fine. But then to live for another 20 years and then to be on Reddit and Coherently writing about it? BS!!!! He would be 88 or 90 on Reddit writing like his mind is still perfect. Total bs and either fabricated or written by his kids.
Grew up in south Louisiana so I've got a bunch, but this is my favorite one. Me and my dad were working on our boat at dry dock and I look up to see a horse running down the highway. Shortly after the horse I see a big old F-350 going about 50 mph backwards down the highway after the horse. Once the horse and truck were out of sight we heard a huge crashing sound. We ran out to the road to see a minivan that had been broadsided by the truck (bed first). After a couple of seconds we could hear screaming from the minivan (which was almost split in half). A mom and her three kids were in the van, and all three kids were clearly dead. The mom was screaming in pain and anguish. The real kicker is that the truck was mostly undamaged (I think it had a flat tire maybe), and the asshole who was driving tried to drive away. Turns out that he had accidentally let one of his employers horses out of the field and was too drunk/high/stupid/Cajun to be responsible about it and tried to drive after the horse in reverse. Not sure what ultimately happened to him but I do know that the Port Sulfur PD worked him over pretty bad when they came to get him. Oh Louisiana, you strange, wonderful, awful place. I do/don't miss you.
One spring mid morning, I heard someone yelling, "call the cops, call the cops". Pop my head out the window and saw a naked man (naked) running like his life depends on it and a police officer chasing him. It was the cop calling for help. So, I called 911 and told them that a cop was chasing a naked man down my street and he said to call for backup. The operator laughed and said said a few people already called. They have been running a while. Don't know what happened because they just kept running.🤣
A local TV station showed episodes of The Andy Griffith Show. They made a comercial featuring the theme from COPS and clips from the show of Barney Fife arresting, or trying to arrest lol, people. My friend asked me, "Are they really going to film an episode of COPS in Mayberry?" She was serious.
A man on the streets of Dallas casually holding a pigeon like you would a small dog and another pigeon walking around in front of him. I shall dub him The Pigeon Whisperer.
Saw a guy run a red light and got hit by another guy on a bike. The dude on the bike went airborne when he hit, but it wasnt really fast, less than 20 mph. So this guy flies through the air and lands in the bed of a parked pickup truck. I thought for sure he was dead, but literally an instant after he landed in the truck he jumped up to he feet looking at him self and the area in what i can only call amazement. He was totally fine, so was the guy who ran the red light. The bike looked like a total loss, but the rider was happy he didnt get hurt he didnt seem to care about the bike.
One time I was driving on the highway and there was a truck carrying a bunch of tires in front of me. Either the ropes broke or the hatch broke but all these tires roll out then start bouncing down the hill on the highway going super fast. It was like seeing all these bouncy balls bouncing down a flight of stairs, except one would have killed me if it had hit me. I had a couple come right at me and I couldn't get out of the way so I slowed down the car to the exact moment where they came down right in front of my car, bounced over my car, and came down right behind me and continued to bounce down the highway.
My son and I saw a squirrel literally backflip and run into a tree after just barely getting clipped by the tire of a passing car. It was really incredible
I almost ran over a chipmunk on my bicycle as a teen, immediately after, an astro van passes me and pops the little guy like a grape and its internals (all of them) pop out and land on the ground in front of me. I also witnessed some squirrel domestic violence, I hear them loudly chittering at each other so I look up in this tree about 30 feet up in time to see one squirrel push the other out of the tree, it fell all the way to the ground and looked like it was dead, i got up close to investigate and it just popped back up and scurried away.
Was on a work detail, taking down old telephone poles for the US Army. Lots of heavy cables on the cross-arms, we had a procedure to drop the cables safely. We cut one cable on one side of the cross-arm, then cut the other side of the same cable. This prevented getting all the weight on one side of the cross-arm. This is important in a minute... We had dropped about 8 or so poles; cut left, cut right, cut left, cut right. Then came the chain-saw for the pole. Easy and/or peasy. So it is right after lunch, and we send up the new guy. You know how it is, new guy knows everything, won't slow down to listen to us! He scampers up the pole, and cuts all the left-side cables. Cut left, cut left, cut left...CRACK!!!!! All that unbalanced weight broke the pole off at ground-level. New guy panics, and hugs the telephone pole as it falls to the ground. He should have jumped. The pole landed right on top of this cocky little 20 year old PFC...dead instantly. When the authorities say things like "killed instantly", ever wonder how they know it was instant? What we saw made very clear that some injuries do indeed "kill instantly". Nothing recognizable where his head should have been and the blood/brain/bone spatter had about a 2 foot radius. We were all assigned to light duty for two weeks, and they made counseling available. After all the fuss settled down, we went back to cutting poles, but now we had an Officer supervising...I felt so much safer!
When I was four my mom was taking me to school. She usually parks in front of my school, but it rained earlier that day so the car park was filled so my mom had to park in another area across the school. From here we had to cross the road to the other side. I don't know why but something made me look at the right side of the road and I see a boy a bit older than me. He tries to cross the road only for a trailer to come out from no where and literally breaks this poor boy apart. I can still see his head fly off his body. This gruesome sight and the heart wrenching scream from the woman I assume is his mother still hunts me to this day almost 16 years later. I was so petrified that my body was shaking. I absolutely refused to Cross the street with my mother and I was just there crying and I nearly pissed myself. My school head mistress had to leave her office to come and carry me back to my class. Just writing this makes everything play out in my head all over again. I was so scared to cross the road with out someone holding my hand or moving in a large group. I still need someone to hold my hand while crossing and absolutely refuse to cross the road sometimes when I know another path, even if that path is longer
So my bf LOVES to goof around. We were at a little Ceasars in our town and I was saying something about the gumball machine to him. Without missing a beat and without saying a word, he whips out his credit card, swipes it above the quarter slot, turns the handle and I couldn't believe it a frickin gumball came out!!! This past New Years he simultaneous made a left handed and right handed game ending shot into the same cup... these are just a few of the crazy things he's done that I've seen
Two clowns, after their shift, got drunk, then got into an argument that led to fighting and throwing punches, then one of them fell into a reflecting pool. They were still in costume, it was awesome.
My mom has been working at a salon since I was about four years old and I have never heard of two people cutting one person’s hair not even two people dying someone’s hair
one time when i was little i was on a train and some super drunk dude came on. when he stood up his pants fell down. no underwear. thank god i was looking out the window when it happened
Someone drove past me (I was doint 85 km/t in the 80 zone, and he probably did somewhere around 100). The hood suddenly popped up on his car, and covering the whole front window when he overtook me. He didn't stop. He just drove on in 100 km/t with the hood covering his entire front window. I drove faster so that I could witness what would happen later, but he just drove on. After 10ish minutes, I slowed down to the speed limit and let him drive on. I never saw him again. I have seen many insane and crazy things in my life time, but this is the one that came to my mind the fastest
I'm glad I'm not the only one who envisioned a lone cop running down the street at 70mph and flipping a jeep before realising they meant a cop car lmao
most insane thing i’ve ever seen? either totality of a solar eclipse, or seeing fireflies for the first time. tbf i haven’t seen them since. absolutely insane to just be sitting in your uncle’s house having lived without fireflies for your whole life and just seeing these brilliant sparks rise up from the grass all of a sudden with no fire for them to have come from.
It's a freezing cold February morning in Toronto and I'm outside waiting for my bus to go to school. On the other side of the street I notice a naked lady carrying a baby in her arms briskly walks down the sidewalk. A few seconds later, a police car whips by and two officers grab the now screaming lady, put the two in the back of the car, and speed away. Still the weirdest 15 seconds in my life.
I was out front of my job on a smoke break. We were located on a very busy street, no sidewalks. I saw an old guy walking slowly by then he suddenly collapsed, luckily in the grass but close to the roadway. Nobody slowed down or stopped. I went over to maybe help him up and I see he's not moving. I ran in to call 911 and it turns out he had died. One minute taking a leisurely stroll next minute dropping dead. Crazy
I had to tell my daughter her father's body had been found, 3 yes after he went missing, she was only 16, it was april1st n I thought the cop who told me had been sent as a sick April fools joke, I had a go at him, he told me I was in shock n asked what my phone number was n I couldn't remember ha, 1 of the hardest things I've done was telling her
I was heading back from a covention with some lads and in way back while taking the interstate we saw a truck tire explode sending the wheel flying right of the left lane. Almost hit a car.
I’ve had an entire semi truck dual with the brake drum attached fly off an overpass in front of me and miss my car by feet. It rolled up an embankment, curved around and came right back at me and I had to brake and swerve to keep from hitting it.
One foggy morning I was driving on the freeway to work, traffic slows in front of me and I see tons of police and firetruck lights on the other side along with a 300 foot plus swath of red and pink chunks, I thought a deer had been blasted by a semi truck, nope, it was some poor soul who had stopped to change a tire in the fog. Another morning a couple years before that similar amount of emergency vehicles but on my side, there were two firefighters holding a tarp to “block the view” but they were holding it two feet off the ground and there is a pale blueish white skin redhead female, completely lifeless and in full view. Yet another time I am on a windy stretch of freeway where there was a 10 foot elevation difference between northbound and southbound lanes, I see a giant dust cloud ahead and some unusual movement, so I slow way down, as I pass by I see a ford pickup spinning on its roof on the far shoulder across the other side after it had jumped and flipped over the opposite lanes, just went straight when the road curved.
In lake county IL, back in 2015, a lady got absolutely eviscerated by a train about mid waist down, the train caught her backpack strap and just destroyed her.. i was out jogging at the time (5:45 in the morning) i saw everything and the smell.. ugh
Once I was just casually riding my lesson horse and while I was trotting around my fire department was riding another horse who spooked. My trainer has to jump out of the way of the horse and my friend. Thankfully my horse did not decide to bolt as well since she’s a good girl and knows that spooking is not fun for the person on her back. It was the most chaotic thing that I’ve ever witnessed at that barn.
I saw a drunk man try to kill his wife. Context: it was night time and it was pitch dark since there was a sever electrical underground cable supply damage. So naturally a lot of repairmen and residents were standing on the street. But no one could see each other bcz of the pitch blackness. A drunk man tried to kill his wife with a half broken piece of glass, unbeknownst to him, all of us were just literally standing there. The woman was hospitalized and the man was arrested. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if there weren't any one standing there. But then again the street lights and building lights and the gaurds would keep the area much safer. It was simply due to the pitch blackness the man tried to kill his wife.
I'm with telescope guy. Last December I saw Jupiter and its moons, the rings of Saturn and the Andromeda galaxy all on the same night at my neighbor's star party. He teaches astronomy. It was so beautiful and unreal it looked fake, and it makes you feel incredibly proud and incredibly small in the same instant. The other night we had the Harvest Moon and Mars together and it was unreal.
When I was 6 years old, I witnessed a Mafia hit. The intersection of Ashland and Bryn Mawr in Chicago. Guy walked through the cross walk towards a large black car. He pulled out a gun and blew the driver's head in half, then just walked away.
My sister saw a homeless man get flattened by a bus in Cleveland. She also saw a car fly over her car after a crash but remained unharmed and wasn’t hit. I think she’s seen some more kind of crazy stuff but I forget.
In 1984 I was a teen walking to the store for a Coke...while waiting to cross a 4 lane road I saw a dude on a motorcycle T-Bone a station wagon and his head came completely off still inside his helmet. I was like Woah!!!
So I am listening to this in my car driving. When the guy in the story mentioned Albany, NY I was in the middle of driving on I-87 looking at one of the tall buildings in Albany and wondered "I wonder if anyone has jumped". Then he answered my question. I just got chills.
We had a basement classroom in highschool with windows that opened sideways, large enough to use in case of fire. After role call, one kid just got up, climbed out the window and stayed out on the lawn for 30 minutes. He walked back in through the door like nothing happened, and the teacher didn't even notice. We were all baffled.
On an interstate going 70 mph. A mattress in the the back of a pickup with someone's household furniture in it caught wind. The mattress then slung into the air the very large and very heavy antique wooden desk that was laying upside down atop of it. The desk went up 10 or 15 feet, and then came down slowly to gently land on the pavement at 70 mph. The desk should have disintegrated upon hitting the pavement, but instead, it just landed and slid along in the center of the traffic lane before coming to a stop like a plane. Best I can figure is that the desk produced just enough aerodynamic lift forces to glide to the surface of the interstate and land. Just bizarre.
I was working at a gas station washing windows for tips when I was a kid, and saw a man and woman on a motorcycle pull out in front of a big stock truck going about 60 mph. It was pretty grisly.
one of the first that comes to mind. Went in gas station. Woman was sitting on floor. She didn't have arms, and she was using her feet for finding money, whatever. I went outside and got in my car. Looked over and she hopped into one of those 80's conversion vans and drove off
story time: this was after my parents divorce. i was 19 at the time. i cant remember if i was home alone, i think i was. i was downstairs in the basement on a couch that has a bed folded in it. i had unfolded the bed was laying down watching tv. i believe i was rewatching dragon ball z. it was dark, but there was enough light that i could see the doggo laying on the landing between the stairs. well, while i was watching, i noticed the cat come down, sit next to the bed, and just stare at it. obviously at first i tried to coax the cat to jump onto the bed with me. but he wouldnt. he just stared at the bed. i also noticed that i had woken up the dog and saw her also staring at the bed. it was weird, so i just watched them and the bed. so i looked at the bed and said "you can sit next to me if you want to." i swear on pain of death i saw the blanket move aside, and the bed compressed as if someone sat on it. cat and dog were still just blankly staring at the spot. the pillow also compressed as if someone was laying on it.
This one guy was experimenting with this new kind of energy. It was like this rubber-like substance that almost seem to have a mind of its own! Craziest thing I've seen!
Not too crazy, but if you're a baseball fan, this is like seeing the elephant. I saw a pitcher hit a grand slam. Beforehand, every time the bases were loaded and the pitcher was up to bat, I always said, "Wouldn't it be hilarious if he hit a grand slam" as a joke. Well, the guy made contact on an 0-2 pitch and the damn thing just kept carrying and carrying and carrying. The crowd went nuts as I stood there exclaiming, "No. No! NO!" in shock and disbelief as the ball sailed over the wall. When that happened, the entire stadium went bonkers, and I grabbed my head and stared at the diamond with my mouth agape.
I saw 2 of the southern resident killer whales just a few feet away from the boat I was in back in 2007, it was Granny (J2) and Ruffles (J1) and I've never been so glad in my life to have a photographic memory because I still perfectly remember seeing that ruffled dorsal fin slowly raising up to the surface. Ruffles has been presumed dead since 2011 (age 59), Granny died at the age of 105 in 2016, they were the oldest known male and female orca whales respectively and they were beautiful.
At Shambhala one time (a music festival)... They have a stage with boardwalks raised above the main crowd below. I was dancing on one of the boardwalks and noticed the girl next to me was incessantly picking at her hair. I watched her for a few seconds wondering wtf she was doing before I realized she was actually picking chunks of stuff out of her hair. Looked up and realized the tree next to us had chunks of wood falling out of it and was shaking. Then looked closer and realized somebody was inside the tree shuffling around. In this thin tree in the middle of the night. High up above the super packed walkways and main crowd. This tree had no branches until the point it cleared all the crowds so I have no clue how they managed to get up there. Or how long they'd been there lol. We noped out super quick but we did see security going to get them down. That's definitely one of the craziest things I've ever seen. 😳 Also, one time I saw a dude in an old-timey suit and top hat sauntering through a public transit station with a cane. As he passed through the doors he calmly whacked the door with his cane and shattered it completely - glass everywhere. Just kept walking like nothing had happened.
Before homecoming i saw a man riding horseback on the freeway in a suit. In chicago. He went up to me (i was dressed like a princess because the homecoming theme was fairy tale) and handed me a rose. Maybe not as crazy as i think it was, but it made me lose my shit
Happened when I was really young but remember it vividly, I was in the family car at the very back seat of the minivan on our way to get pizza. The car was packed. We stopped at a red light and I remember looking out the window and seeing a middle aged guy in a business suit lying stretched out on the floor near a bus stop. His face was a blueish purple and someone was tugging on him. I just kept staring not knowing what was going on then I guess the light turned green and we drove away. Rip Business man guy
My sister, my mom, my moms best friend and I were all at six flags over Georgia. We were on a ride, one of the last open that day, that was going over the whole park and it was swinging wildly due to the wind. It was starting to rain and the sky was a very dark gray with a hint of green. It was in August of 2005 and Katrina was hitting the coast.
I got to be in a bus wreck almost killed me and my ex best friend so yeah and I also saw my teacher impaled with a rod after she jumped out of a 3 story window
was driving down a highway, saw a dude who was speeding hit a pothole. did a sideways 360 and landed perfectly while driving on. Idk what happened to him after though as i had to take the exit immediately after
Stuck with two dead dudes for three days in a prison riot. Took 3 days for the National guard and state troopers to regain control. Had to get killed in front of my cell.
It's not so much rape as they swim by and hook humans with their giant erections, then swim off with the human. Their peens are a few feet long, I understand. Humans have been caught wanking off dolphins. Which I'm sure is appreciated.
as a first responder, i was heartbroken to see my gravely hospitalized wife wearing the purple DNR band. but i understood. i asked the staff to put one on me. not one objection. thank you Portsmouth Naval Med Ctr. you are the best.
Was walking up a hill and a motorcycle was coming down. Motorcycle went sideways and both the motorcycle and Rider flew past me on the pavement about 100 yards. Guy was wearing protective jumpsuit. As soon aa he stopped the guy stood up, hopped up on his bike and continued like nothing happened
I was driving left lane on I-75 south in southern georgia, about 100 feet ahead of me, I see a pickup truck travelling in left lane I-75 North go upside down and airborne and summersalting about 30 feet in the air and coming over getting ready to land onto the left lane of i-75 south, aka, my lane. I start breaking slowly and pickup truck lands between the left shoulder of I-75 south and my left lane, upside down. Driver had managed to exit the cab and was lying on his back, by the time I made it to his side, he was still conscious. He had a little dog in the cab which had also exited the cab but had apparently proceeded to run down the median of i-75 North . The police were on the scene within two minutes. I spoke to several i-75 North bound cars who slowed down, asking them to lookout for the dog as they proceeded northbound., Then i drove off the exit and headed in the opposite direction hoping to find the dog. But didn't find it. I just wanted more than anything to being this poor guy his dog back. The whole thing was very heartbreaking.
in San Francisco.. on a muni bus. Homeless guy walks on with the shell of a radio & an empty pizza box. Takes a liquid shit all over one of the seats, then casually walks off. Right after & lady gets on behind him and nearly sits in his shit.. it had only been seconds, so the smell hadn't quiet filled the air yet. She start screaming "Oh jesus no, lordy no no no no" and panic quickly set in with everyone around said seat. I'm on the back row, with a friend in the city from Germany. I'm laughing so hard, and tryn' to ignore the stench as everyone in front of us is freaking out & running off the bus. German friend said he'd never seen homelessness like what he seen in America/India.
26:10 "You need to move to the middle of nowhere" That probably won't work either though. Do you not recall that Flight 93 went down in rural Pennsylvania (in the middle of nowhere)?
The black snake story. I live in my 28ft travel trailer in NE TN. I was getting around for bed and walked into the bathroom when something dropped on my shoulder and then to the floor. A foot long snake, it didn't really spook me cause I'm not really that freaked out by snakes for a female tho it did freak out both of my Poms. One tried to attack it the younger one was terrified. I had a gallon on drinking water on the floor close by so I grabbed it and set it on the snakes head. I sat back at My bench and just looked at it, thinking it was just a grass snake. It was shadowy where the snake landed so I grabbed my little flashlight, i was gonna grab the snake and put it outside. NOPE, not gonna do that. It was a copperhead and yeah then I got the shakes! I'm glad I didn't just grab it and I was so glad that Poms have a ton of hair cause that snake had struck at my Pom's neck a couple times. I killed it and threw it in the trash can. Have NO idea where or how it got it in but it had to have been on the top of the bathroom door casing!
In line for a bar at about, "One Thousand, One Hundred and Thirty, pm"... Midget thrown into cop"s back seat.. Unwitting getaway driver in coke robbery .. Chicken and Gorilla square up.. I mean, you can't make this stuff up, even if you're (sky) high!! Meanwhile, I can't open my eyes any wider from the craziness and laughing so hard, that behind my ears hurt
I once saw a girl wearing nothing, literally nothing, but a scarf around her body and a pair of socks. Granted, this was Seattle but still
I once saw a "plus-sized" hooker in red, see-thru lingerie and matching panties in the middle of the street in Downtown San Diego right near the men's jail. We should hang out.
Dude, it being in Seattle makes it worse. It almost never gets warm enough to pull a stunt like that without also being extremely uncomfterable.
...But I guess someone walking around naked wouldn't really care about that...
she's gotta keep warm somehow...
Rissa Young as a seattleite all I could think when I read this was “ yep sounds like Seattle alright “
Rissa Young What’s the name of the music in this video?
Ah yes, one thousand one hundred and thirty pm
This always makes me regret my lack of time grammar
An butthol
@@dannythompson1948 my favorite time of the day
Stole the comment from my brain and time traveled to post it
The best time for snacks
about that first one, dolphins are the most sexually aggressive mammals alive so be careful there
Jotaro agrees
i thought that said sexually attractive i was scared for a second
google doplphin orgy
@@William.Shakespeare gonna have to go incognito for that
Ducks. Dolphins have nothing on ducks when it comes to sexual aggression.
One of my friends dressed as a Dalek for Halloween. Like, full on mechanical body, robotic voice, and everything. It was magnificent.
E. C. Sherman Oh hello friend!
So was he going around the party shouting in a metallic voice _”INEBRIATE!! INEBRIATE!!”_
"Not my own eyes, but..."
Cloak star YT said the save thing😂
currently blind ..but
You get it.
Lmao every fucking video is like 70% “didn’t happen to me, not my experience but, not sure if relevant..”
I have thrown out my back laughing so hard at the gorilla suit one!
The mayo thing is probably because the driver was delivering mayo and it got damaged and they let him keep some jars
I work in trucking, came here to say this lol they probably told him to dump or donate and he definitely did both
You sure that was mayo and not just a jar of semen? 👀
Not a trucker but when I was a kid a guy at a carnival stand was nice enough to give me a stuffed raccoon, which it seemed was going to be thrown out because it had a small hole in its tail. But dude was nice enough to give it to me for free after I threw up getting off a ride.
Oh yeah for some people it's me
You Son of a Bigfoot
How do you comment and so many fricking videos I watch
...You have 269 comments on this channel.
I know the feeling.
Yes
Just a quick btw, the part where the firefighter washed the guy down a drain and pushed his skull part in is 100% true if you go splat then you get the drain
time stamp?
26:14 in case someone wants to know
No waay man, if the sewage company found the piece of skull when screening out the garbage they would have to report it as a found body part right?
That sounded like they thought they saw a firefighter kick a skull in
My ex put most of the roundabouts in Larimer County. There are always community meetings, before and during construction. He said 90% of the people are fucking furious and don't want a roundabout. One year later, 90% fucking LOVE them!
Everybody freaks the fuck out, at first, then grow to love them.
"I watched my father die on a driveway"
*Cheery music plays in the background*
Thanks for the chuckle
@@stevenclark1662 You're welcome
One time I saw a dog running on the road and a man with roller skates holding on the dog's leash.
I don't know why someone would want to do that to themselves, he committed suicide the worst way possible ahahaha. I would have died if I did that lol.
@ModBot Lydia Well, the road wasn't very busy at the time. It was inside a circle of roads
this is common where i live
I used to have a dog who would pull me down the street on my bicycle, we had a long leash and a harness for this.
He just loved this sooo much. He did pull me over a few times, but it made him happy.
I used to something similar with my Rottie, Raven. Except Raven would pull my son's sled during the winter. Yes, I had a harness for Raven. No, the extra weight didn't slow her down. Great memories!
The reason most of the women werent wearing undies to the awards show was most likely panty lines. When i've had to wear long form fitting gowns they are like i said very form fitting. Even if I tried a tiny microscopic g string, with tiny string sides i swear you can still see them through certain materials. So much easier to just wear no panties! So not a sexual thing or anything, just more about fashion versus comfort
There is no situation ever where you have to wear a dress so tight you can't wear panties
@@puppetseducer I actually work in fashion so I know what I'm talking about.
Also it's not so much about the tightness, so much as the material.
Some material is so light, so thin it will literally cling to anything.
If you have a long fitted silky ball gown you will see absolutely every line, and that is why most models are stick thin
And I have absolutely worn gowns where it is just much easier to not have to wear anything underneath.
I remember I specifically bought this Victoria's secret g string thong so I could wear under pencil skirts and other tight form fitting outfits
And more than once even though this underwear was just a tiny little piece of string and I myself am 98 lbs 5'2":(so not a big girl) but have seen the panties through certain skirts and dresses
So I don't know maybe you just never had the opportunity to dress up and attend formal occasions. But this is a problem I would regularly face when dressing up
@@SCZ1111 Even if I was an underweight snob, I would never put myself in a situation where I was being forced by a toxic industry to wear ridiculous shit for no practical reason.
@@puppetseducer I'm not judging you!! And absolutely no one forced me to wear this
It was by my own doing and I'm actually my own size. I have always been little and I love to eat and cook. But anyways I'm really not trying to fight love, I'm really just trying to tell you that some materials don't do well with panty lines. I'm sorry if I came off as a jerk before, today has been a weird day
@@SCZ1111 Fair enough, sorry for the attitude, it has been odd.
The first picture of a blackhole
On woah
*bruh* 😂
Your first
yeah! people don’t really seem to realize just how _incredible_ it is.
Just googled it and damn that’s insane
I remember I was on holiday in Spain when I was about 9, so circa 1998/99, and I witnessed a robbery gone wrong. My family and I were at this market, walking through the stalls, and suddenly this woman started running away from a stall selling expensive leather handbags, stealing one. The woman who owned the stall pretty much leapt over the table, chased her down, pinned her to the ground and started bitch slapping and clawing the shit out of her repeatedly while screaming in Spanish. It took two large man to drag her away, and then the woman who'd been trying to steal just had to get up and walk out of the market with a bloody face and a massive crowd yelling at her. It was so dramatic, and I'd never seen violence so close up like that before.
The story of the 18 yr old emt who witnessed her father die, I know the mother was grieving & probably in shock, but I don’t think it was fair on her to put it on the 18 yr old to contact the entire family to inform them of what happened.
Yeah tha was what I was thinking
No matter what you have made. Great Cognitive thinking
The poor mom, could not do it herself, so that's why she asked her son! When someone dies in the family. l am asked to call people also! Someone has to do it!
@@oldmanfromoc7684 Poor son!!! He was grieving too! Yes, “someone had to do it”, but why did it have to be him?
No one is saying she’s a bad human being. Obviously, she was grieving, but that doesn’t mean that making your 18yo son contact family members to repeatedly talk about his father’s death was the right thing to do. By having him do the contacting, every time he told someone he had to *1.* relive it himself, *2.* deal with questions he may not know or want to talk about and *3.* hear the pain of the other family member. He carried his pain, her pain, and now his family’s pain!
That’s not fair.
If she was thinking clearly, she never would’ve put that weight on his shoulders, adding even more trauma than he already had. She didn’t “force” him to, but what was he going to say? Was he going to tell his grieving mother no? As an 18-year-old boy who loves his mother, he probably felt he needed to “man up” which isn’t ok. Was there really _no one else_ she could’ve asked.
18 is an adult. Time to grow up
Nothing like hearing a story about the struggles of performing cpr on your father, him passing, and dealing with passing the info to family... all the while jaunty saloon tunes are just merrily playing...
Telling your own siblings that dad is dead, is indeed one memory no one wants to have or make.
One time I was driving and there was a car that was on fire STILL DRIVING
I've seen a car burst into flames while driving! He pulled over then lol no one was hurt thankfully
Me too! Driving down the 5 freeway back of an suv was on fire and the driver looked oblivious we tried to get her attention to tell her but she just flipped us off 😂
@@swimfast724 dude rolled anti-lag too hard
That was my Ford F-100. They do that a lot.
The one about the EMT who responded to his own father's death got to me.
I lost my mom in 2014 from a heart attack. I was the one who found her collapsed at her home and had to call 911 and begin working on her as they were en route. (I'm a FF-EMTB) I knew in my head that she was beyond the point of no return, but I was hoping for a miracle. I also had to make the long list of calls to family and make arrangements (she was former Navy) the following two months were an alcohol fueled blur. I'm still in the process of alcoholism recovery as I type this due to the horrible images that linger as well as remembering feeling the life and soul fade from her body and cease to exist. I was only 23 when that happened.
I can contribute.
When I was about 10 years old I was at an outing held my the company my mother used to work for. My cousin, male, who's a year younger, and I were together hanging out. This event was a river fishing event with a barbeque, competition of the biggest catch, and kid friendly games all in a large riverside park with trees everywhere.
Anyway, my cousin and I were roaming around after eating and enjoying the nice day. Some people were still sitting and eating because the food line was long. Then we heard a loud snapping crack and the noise of people being startled. We look towards the noise and under a tree by a park table and bench was a group of people around a man on the ground. The main thing I recall was the massive puddle of red under him and on woman covered in his blood doing CPR and commanding people to call 911. I still vividly recall the older biker looking guy bleed from his skull and not moving.
A massive tree limb snapped and fell toward people sitting at the table under. Most of them heard the snap and scattered in time but the man was hard of hearing and non the wiser. He died instantly upon impact.
When you see a giant shadow beneath the waters of Loch Ness.
Did you copy that bigfoot guy.
My cuz
I need about tree fiddity
How do you type with those flippers?
what do you use a water proof mega flipper sized computer that you some how hide in your lake?
Hahahaha "Its a regular dog but hes a good boy"
Hilarious!
That one with the EMT having to do CPR on his dad in a drive way. Similar thing happened to my brother-in-law. My BIL was a volunteer fire fighter for the area and was over at FIL's house one day after New Years a few years ago. FIL started feeling bad and suddenly screamed out and started contorting on the floor before going limp. BIL did CPR until the ambulance took FIL to the hospital. FIL didn't make it nor regained consciousness. BIL was broken up a lot for a while and still has problems with that day.
One of the craziest things to ever happen to me was probably when doctors pulled a 1/2 or 3/4 inch drain tube out of my abdomen while I was wide awake! It had been surgically inserted in an operation to remove my ruptured appendix. They just cut the stitches holding it in and told me to deeply inhale on the count of three. It was the weirdest sensation I have ever felt that wasn’t painful! Then they just covered the hole with a BandAid. I was like 12 or 13 when this happened!
The monotone voice really helps me when I'm having an anxiety attack. Even if I don't nesecarily listen to the story, it's so calming and can let me focus on something other than my life falling apart
25:29 that gave me chills, this was a historic event and this man saw it with his own eyes
He wrote it out in such a way where I visualized it in such a way that gave me intense chills.
I'm gonna call Bs on that story. Pearl Harbor happened in 1941. Given the fact that he remembers it I would say he was around 8-10? So by the time 9/11 happens he is 68 or 70. Okay fine. But then to live for another 20 years and then to be on Reddit and Coherently writing about it? BS!!!! He would be 88 or 90 on Reddit writing like his mind is still perfect. Total bs and either fabricated or written by his kids.
Same, Astolfo from Fate
25:20 that gave me chills!! That was such a historic event, and I can't believe he saw it with his own eyes. He did a great job of detailing the story. He wrote it with such vivid imagery that it gave me chills. Haha 😳😬🤐😖
I'm gonna call Bs on that story. Pearl Harbor happened in 1941. Given the fact that he remembers it I would say he was around 8-10? So by the time 9/11 happens he is 68 or 70. Okay fine. But then to live for another 20 years and then to be on Reddit and Coherently writing about it? BS!!!! He would be 88 or 90 on Reddit writing like his mind is still perfect. Total bs and either fabricated or written by his kids.
Grew up in south Louisiana so I've got a bunch, but this is my favorite one. Me and my dad were working on our boat at dry dock and I look up to see a horse running down the highway. Shortly after the horse I see a big old F-350 going about 50 mph backwards down the highway after the horse. Once the horse and truck were out of sight we heard a huge crashing sound. We ran out to the road to see a minivan that had been broadsided by the truck (bed first). After a couple of seconds we could hear screaming from the minivan (which was almost split in half). A mom and her three kids were in the van, and all three kids were clearly dead. The mom was screaming in pain and anguish. The real kicker is that the truck was mostly undamaged (I think it had a flat tire maybe), and the asshole who was driving tried to drive away. Turns out that he had accidentally let one of his employers horses out of the field and was too drunk/high/stupid/Cajun to be responsible about it and tried to drive after the horse in reverse. Not sure what ultimately happened to him but I do know that the Port Sulfur PD worked him over pretty bad when they came to get him. Oh Louisiana, you strange, wonderful, awful place. I do/don't miss you.
One spring mid morning, I heard someone yelling, "call the cops, call the cops". Pop my head out the window and saw a naked man (naked) running like his life depends on it and a police officer chasing him. It was the cop calling for help. So, I called 911 and told them that a cop was chasing a naked man down my street and he said to call for backup. The operator laughed and said said a few people already called. They have been running a while. Don't know what happened because they just kept running.🤣
A local TV station showed episodes of The Andy Griffith Show. They made a comercial featuring the theme from COPS and clips from the show of Barney Fife arresting, or trying to arrest lol, people.
My friend asked me, "Are they really going to film an episode of COPS in Mayberry?"
She was serious.
A man on the streets of Dallas casually holding a pigeon like you would a small dog and another pigeon walking around in front of him. I shall dub him The Pigeon Whisperer.
Saw a guy run a red light and got hit by another guy on a bike. The dude on the bike went airborne when he hit, but it wasnt really fast, less than 20 mph. So this guy flies through the air and lands in the bed of a parked pickup truck. I thought for sure he was dead, but literally an instant after he landed in the truck he jumped up to he feet looking at him self and the area in what i can only call amazement. He was totally fine, so was the guy who ran the red light. The bike looked like a total loss, but the rider was happy he didnt get hurt he didnt seem to care about the bike.
As soon as i heard the phrase “deftones” i got so excited that i almost threw my sketchbook across the room lol
One time I was driving on the highway and there was a truck carrying a bunch of tires in front of me. Either the ropes broke or the hatch broke but all these tires roll out then start bouncing down the hill on the highway going super fast.
It was like seeing all these bouncy balls bouncing down a flight of stairs, except one would have killed me if it had hit me.
I had a couple come right at me and I couldn't get out of the way so I slowed down the car to the exact moment where they came down right in front of my car, bounced over my car, and came down right behind me and continued to bounce down the highway.
My son and I saw a squirrel literally backflip and run into a tree after just barely getting clipped by the tire of a passing car. It was really incredible
I almost ran over a chipmunk on my bicycle as a teen, immediately after, an astro van passes me and pops the little guy like a grape and its internals (all of them) pop out and land on the ground in front of me.
I also witnessed some squirrel domestic violence, I hear them loudly chittering at each other so I look up in this tree about 30 feet up in time to see one squirrel push the other out of the tree, it fell all the way to the ground and looked like it was dead, i got up close to investigate and it just popped back up and scurried away.
the chew on this frickie story has to be the best story ive ever heard
At the cook out, we need another for volleyball “How about Jeff? Who’s Jeff? He’s the one that brought the big arse jar of mayonnaise.
Was on a work detail, taking down old telephone poles for the US Army.
Lots of heavy cables on the cross-arms, we had a procedure to drop the cables safely.
We cut one cable on one side of the cross-arm, then cut the other side of the same cable.
This prevented getting all the weight on one side of the cross-arm. This is important in a minute...
We had dropped about 8 or so poles; cut left, cut right, cut left, cut right. Then came the chain-saw for the pole. Easy and/or peasy.
So it is right after lunch, and we send up the new guy.
You know how it is, new guy knows everything, won't slow down to listen to us!
He scampers up the pole, and cuts all the left-side cables. Cut left, cut left, cut left...CRACK!!!!!
All that unbalanced weight broke the pole off at ground-level.
New guy panics, and hugs the telephone pole as it falls to the ground. He should have jumped.
The pole landed right on top of this cocky little 20 year old PFC...dead instantly.
When the authorities say things like "killed instantly", ever wonder how they know it was instant?
What we saw made very clear that some injuries do indeed "kill instantly".
Nothing recognizable where his head should have been and the blood/brain/bone spatter had about a 2 foot radius.
We were all assigned to light duty for two weeks, and they made counseling available.
After all the fuss settled down, we went back to cutting poles, but now we had an Officer supervising...I felt so much safer!
that someone on reddit watched pearl harbor happen right in front of him feels absolutely surreal
When I was four my mom was taking me to school. She usually parks in front of my school, but it rained earlier that day so the car park was filled so my mom had to park in another area across the school. From here we had to cross the road to the other side.
I don't know why but something made me look at the right side of the road and I see a boy a bit older than me. He tries to cross the road only for a trailer to come out from no where and literally breaks this poor boy apart. I can still see his head fly off his body. This gruesome sight and the heart wrenching scream from the woman I assume is his mother still hunts me to this day almost 16 years later.
I was so petrified that my body was shaking. I absolutely refused to Cross the street with my mother and I was just there crying and I nearly pissed myself. My school head mistress had to leave her office to come and carry me back to my class.
Just writing this makes everything play out in my head all over again. I was so scared to cross the road with out someone holding my hand or moving in a large group.
I still need someone to hold my hand while crossing and absolutely refuse to cross the road sometimes when I know another path, even if that path is longer
So my bf LOVES to goof around. We were at a little Ceasars in our town and I was saying something about the gumball machine to him. Without missing a beat and without saying a word, he whips out his credit card, swipes it above the quarter slot, turns the handle and I couldn't believe it a frickin gumball came out!!! This past New Years he simultaneous made a left handed and right handed game ending shot into the same cup... these are just a few of the crazy things he's done that I've seen
I can't believe gumball machines have credit card slots - wtf when did that happen ? &why ?
@@lawjones2177 They don't. That's what made it amazing.
I remember being in town and a guy was running around shouting “SAVE THE SWANS!!!”
I guess the Queen really do be scranning on them lately
Two clowns, after their shift, got drunk, then got into an argument that led to fighting and throwing punches, then one of them fell into a reflecting pool. They were still in costume, it was awesome.
My mom has been working at a salon since I was about four years old and I have never heard of two people cutting one person’s hair not even two people dying someone’s hair
one time when i was little i was on a train and some super drunk dude came on. when he stood up his pants fell down. no underwear. thank god i was looking out the window when it happened
that's messed up
Someone drove past me (I was doint 85 km/t in the 80 zone, and he probably did somewhere around 100). The hood suddenly popped up on his car, and covering the whole front window when he overtook me. He didn't stop. He just drove on in 100 km/t with the hood covering his entire front window. I drove faster so that I could witness what would happen later, but he just drove on. After 10ish minutes, I slowed down to the speed limit and let him drive on. I never saw him again.
I have seen many insane and crazy things in my life time, but this is the one that came to my mind the fastest
I'm glad I'm not the only one who envisioned a lone cop running down the street at 70mph and flipping a jeep before realising they meant a cop car lmao
most insane thing i’ve ever seen? either totality of a solar eclipse, or seeing fireflies for the first time. tbf i haven’t seen them since. absolutely insane to just be sitting in your uncle’s house having lived without fireflies for your whole life and just seeing these brilliant sparks rise up from the grass all of a sudden with no fire for them to have come from.
It's a freezing cold February morning in Toronto and I'm outside waiting for my bus to go to school. On the other side of the street I notice a naked lady carrying a baby in her arms briskly walks down the sidewalk. A few seconds later, a police car whips by and two officers grab the now screaming lady, put the two in the back of the car, and speed away. Still the weirdest 15 seconds in my life.
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I was out front of my job on a smoke break. We were located on a very busy street, no sidewalks. I saw an old guy walking slowly by then he suddenly collapsed, luckily in the grass but close to the roadway. Nobody slowed down or stopped. I went over to maybe help him up and I see he's not moving. I ran in to call 911 and it turns out he had died. One minute taking a leisurely stroll next minute dropping dead. Crazy
I had to tell my daughter her father's body had been found, 3 yes after he went missing, she was only 16, it was april1st n I thought the cop who told me had been sent as a sick April fools joke, I had a go at him, he told me I was in shock n asked what my phone number was n I couldn't remember ha, 1 of the hardest things I've done was telling her
I was heading back from a covention with some lads and in way back while taking the interstate we saw a truck tire explode sending the wheel flying right of the left lane.
Almost hit a car.
I’ve had an entire semi truck dual with the brake drum attached fly off an overpass in front of me and miss my car by feet. It rolled up an embankment, curved around and came right back at me and I had to brake and swerve to keep from hitting it.
A pickle with a face on it, he kept screaming "PIIIICKLE RIIIIICK". Funniest shit I've ever seen
I thought that first story was skydiving for so long. My dumbass brain thought “WTF DOLPHINS SKYDIVING WITH YOU??”.
One foggy morning I was driving on the freeway to work, traffic slows in front of me and I see tons of police and firetruck lights on the other side along with a 300 foot plus swath of red and pink chunks, I thought a deer had been blasted by a semi truck, nope, it was some poor soul who had stopped to change a tire in the fog.
Another morning a couple years before that similar amount of emergency vehicles but on my side, there were two firefighters holding a tarp to “block the view” but they were holding it two feet off the ground and there is a pale blueish white skin redhead female, completely lifeless and in full view.
Yet another time I am on a windy stretch of freeway where there was a 10 foot elevation difference between northbound and southbound lanes, I see a giant dust cloud ahead and some unusual movement, so I slow way down, as I pass by I see a ford pickup spinning on its roof on the far shoulder across the other side after it had jumped and flipped over the opposite lanes, just went straight when the road curved.
In lake county IL, back in 2015, a lady got absolutely eviscerated by a train about mid waist down, the train caught her backpack strap and just destroyed her.. i was out jogging at the time (5:45 in the morning) i saw everything and the smell.. ugh
I can’t with the Geep 😂😂😂
Maybe someone can post a Jif of the accident.
Monroville 😂😂😂😂
Once I was just casually riding my lesson horse and while I was trotting around my fire department was riding another horse who spooked. My trainer has to jump out of the way of the horse and my friend. Thankfully my horse did not decide to bolt as well since she’s a good girl and knows that spooking is not fun for the person on her back. It was the most chaotic thing that I’ve ever witnessed at that barn.
I saw a drunk man try to kill his wife.
Context: it was night time and it was pitch dark since there was a sever electrical underground cable supply damage. So naturally a lot of repairmen and residents were standing on the street. But no one could see each other bcz of the pitch blackness. A drunk man tried to kill his wife with a half broken piece of glass, unbeknownst to him, all of us were just literally standing there. The woman was hospitalized and the man was arrested. Sometimes I wonder what would have happened if there weren't any one standing there. But then again the street lights and building lights and the gaurds would keep the area much safer. It was simply due to the pitch blackness the man tried to kill his wife.
I'm with telescope guy. Last December I saw Jupiter and its moons, the rings of Saturn and the Andromeda galaxy all on the same night at my neighbor's star party. He teaches astronomy. It was so beautiful and unreal it looked fake, and it makes you feel incredibly proud and incredibly small in the same instant. The other night we had the Harvest Moon and Mars together and it was unreal.
Dude, I desperately wish that was my neighbor too lol that sounds absolutely incredible
When I was 6 years old, I witnessed a Mafia hit. The intersection of Ashland and Bryn Mawr in Chicago. Guy walked through the cross walk towards a large black car. He pulled out a gun and blew the driver's head in half, then just walked away.
My sister saw a homeless man get flattened by a bus in Cleveland. She also saw a car fly over her car after a crash but remained unharmed and wasn’t hit. I think she’s seen some more kind of crazy stuff but I forget.
In 1984 I was a teen walking to the store for a Coke...while waiting to cross a 4 lane road I saw a dude on a motorcycle T-Bone a station wagon and his head came completely off still inside his helmet. I was like Woah!!!
"Jeep lands on the cop" BWAH HA HA HA!!! OMG that's hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!
So I am listening to this in my car driving. When the guy in the story mentioned Albany, NY I was in the middle of driving on I-87 looking at one of the tall buildings in Albany and wondered "I wonder if anyone has jumped". Then he answered my question. I just got chills.
We had a basement classroom in highschool with windows that opened sideways, large enough to use in case of fire. After role call, one kid just got up, climbed out the window and stayed out on the lawn for 30 minutes. He walked back in through the door like nothing happened, and the teacher didn't even notice. We were all baffled.
On an interstate going 70 mph. A mattress in the the back of a pickup with someone's household furniture in it caught wind. The mattress then slung into the air the very large and very heavy antique wooden desk that was laying upside down atop of it. The desk went up 10 or 15 feet, and then came down slowly to gently land on the pavement at 70 mph. The desk should have disintegrated upon hitting the pavement, but instead, it just landed and slid along in the center of the traffic lane before coming to a stop like a plane. Best I can figure is that the desk produced just enough aerodynamic lift forces to glide to the surface of the interstate and land. Just bizarre.
I was working at a gas station washing windows for tips when I was a kid, and saw a man and woman on a motorcycle pull out in front of a big stock truck going about 60 mph. It was pretty grisly.
one of the first that comes to mind. Went in gas station. Woman was sitting on floor. She didn't have arms, and she was using her feet for finding money, whatever. I went outside and got in my car. Looked over and she hopped into one of those 80's conversion vans and drove off
story time:
this was after my parents divorce. i was 19 at the time. i cant remember if i was home alone, i think i was. i was downstairs in the basement on a couch that has a bed folded in it. i had unfolded the bed was laying down watching tv. i believe i was rewatching dragon ball z. it was dark, but there was enough light that i could see the doggo laying on the landing between the stairs. well, while i was watching, i noticed the cat come down, sit next to the bed, and just stare at it.
obviously at first i tried to coax the cat to jump onto the bed with me. but he wouldnt. he just stared at the bed. i also noticed that i had woken up the dog and saw her also staring at the bed. it was weird, so i just watched them and the bed. so i looked at the bed and said "you can sit next to me if you want to."
i swear on pain of death i saw the blanket move aside, and the bed compressed as if someone sat on it. cat and dog were still just blankly staring at the spot. the pillow also compressed as if someone was laying on it.
That scared the literal shit out of me
@@chewbyham9197 certainly scared me half to death
This one guy was experimenting with this new kind of energy. It was like this rubber-like substance that almost seem to have a mind of its own! Craziest thing I've seen!
FLUBBER
Not too crazy, but if you're a baseball fan, this is like seeing the elephant.
I saw a pitcher hit a grand slam.
Beforehand, every time the bases were loaded and the pitcher was up to bat, I always said, "Wouldn't it be hilarious if he hit a grand slam" as a joke. Well, the guy made contact on an 0-2 pitch and the damn thing just kept carrying and carrying and carrying. The crowd went nuts as I stood there exclaiming, "No. No! NO!" in shock and disbelief as the ball sailed over the wall. When that happened, the entire stadium went bonkers, and I grabbed my head and stared at the diamond with my mouth agape.
Pep, pet, pet! Such a sweet doggo!
I saw 2 of the southern resident killer whales just a few feet away from the boat I was in back in 2007, it was Granny (J2) and Ruffles (J1) and I've never been so glad in my life to have a photographic memory because I still perfectly remember seeing that ruffled dorsal fin slowly raising up to the surface. Ruffles has been presumed dead since 2011 (age 59), Granny died at the age of 105 in 2016, they were the oldest known male and female orca whales respectively and they were beautiful.
At Shambhala one time (a music festival)... They have a stage with boardwalks raised above the main crowd below. I was dancing on one of the boardwalks and noticed the girl next to me was incessantly picking at her hair. I watched her for a few seconds wondering wtf she was doing before I realized she was actually picking chunks of stuff out of her hair.
Looked up and realized the tree next to us had chunks of wood falling out of it and was shaking. Then looked closer and realized somebody was inside the tree shuffling around. In this thin tree in the middle of the night. High up above the super packed walkways and main crowd. This tree had no branches until the point it cleared all the crowds so I have no clue how they managed to get up there. Or how long they'd been there lol.
We noped out super quick but we did see security going to get them down. That's definitely one of the craziest things I've ever seen. 😳
Also, one time I saw a dude in an old-timey suit and top hat sauntering through a public transit station with a cane. As he passed through the doors he calmly whacked the door with his cane and shattered it completely - glass everywhere. Just kept walking like nothing had happened.
Before homecoming i saw a man riding horseback on the freeway in a suit. In chicago. He went up to me (i was dressed like a princess because the homecoming theme was fairy tale) and handed me a rose. Maybe not as crazy as i think it was, but it made me lose my shit
Pet Pet Pet. And holy cow quite a few good stories! Thank you!
On a lighter note,
I once actually saw a BMW Driver indicate at a Roundabout in London
I love this topic, because there are both good and bad stories
Happened when I was really young but remember it vividly, I was in the family car at the very back seat of the minivan on our way to get pizza. The car was packed. We stopped at a red light and I remember looking out the window and seeing a middle aged guy in a business suit lying stretched out on the floor near a bus stop. His face was a blueish purple and someone was tugging on him. I just kept staring not knowing what was going on then I guess the light turned green and we drove away. Rip Business man guy
My sister, my mom, my moms best friend and I were all at six flags over Georgia. We were on a ride, one of the last open that day, that was going over the whole park and it was swinging wildly due to the wind. It was starting to rain and the sky was a very dark gray with a hint of green. It was in August of 2005 and Katrina was hitting the coast.
That one about watching his father pass away is so sad
Have to say: The gorilla and chicken story is epic and definitely qualify for most insane thing witnessed.
I got to be in a bus wreck almost killed me and my ex best friend so yeah and I also saw my teacher impaled with a rod after she jumped out of a 3 story window
WHAT THE HELL
@@Kaerikillington yeeeah my life is messed up still
Did your teacher live?
@@blushchuu nope
@@blushchuu Take a wild guess, genius
was driving down a highway, saw a dude who was speeding hit a pothole. did a sideways 360 and landed perfectly while driving on. Idk what happened to him after though as i had to take the exit immediately after
Stuck with two dead dudes for three days in a prison riot. Took 3 days for the National guard and state troopers to regain control. Had to get killed in front of my cell.
it thoroughly amazes me how few people know that a dolphin will engage in rape/gang-rape. And with humans too.
Lol right? You'd think that's something they teach people who go scuba diving/fishing
It's not so much rape as they swim by and hook humans with their giant erections, then swim off with the human.
Their peens are a few feet long, I understand.
Humans have been caught wanking off dolphins.
Which I'm sure is appreciated.
as a first responder, i was heartbroken to see my gravely hospitalized wife wearing the purple DNR band. but i understood. i asked the staff to put one on me. not one objection. thank you Portsmouth Naval Med Ctr. you are the best.
Was walking up a hill and a motorcycle was coming down. Motorcycle went sideways and both the motorcycle and Rider flew past me on the pavement about 100 yards. Guy was wearing protective jumpsuit. As soon aa he stopped the guy stood up, hopped up on his bike and continued like nothing happened
I was driving left lane on I-75 south in southern georgia, about 100 feet ahead of me, I see a pickup truck travelling in left lane I-75 North go upside down and airborne and summersalting about 30 feet in the air and coming over getting ready to land onto the left lane of i-75 south, aka, my lane. I start breaking slowly and pickup truck lands between the left shoulder of I-75 south and my left lane, upside down. Driver had managed to exit the cab and was lying on his back, by the time I made it to his side, he was still conscious. He had a little dog in the cab which had also exited the cab but had apparently proceeded to run down the median of i-75 North . The police were on the scene within two minutes. I spoke to several i-75 North bound cars who slowed down, asking them to lookout for the dog as they proceeded northbound., Then i drove off the exit and headed in the opposite direction hoping to find the dog. But didn't find it. I just wanted more than anything to being this poor guy his dog back. The whole thing was very heartbreaking.
"Pet Pet Pet" 🤭🌻
Ik it sounds weird but most deaths in farming are muck drowning or getting pulled in to all Machines
in San Francisco.. on a muni bus. Homeless guy walks on with the shell of a radio & an empty pizza box. Takes a liquid shit all over one of the seats, then casually walks off. Right after & lady gets on behind him and nearly sits in his shit.. it had only been seconds, so the smell hadn't quiet filled the air yet. She start screaming "Oh jesus no, lordy no no no no" and panic quickly set in with everyone around said seat.
I'm on the back row, with a friend in the city from Germany. I'm laughing so hard, and tryn' to ignore the stench as everyone in front of us is freaking out & running off the bus.
German friend said he'd never seen homelessness like what he seen in America/India.
26:10 "You need to move to the middle of nowhere" That probably won't work either though. Do you not recall that Flight 93 went down in rural Pennsylvania (in the middle of nowhere)?
The black snake story. I live in my 28ft travel trailer in NE TN. I was getting around for bed and walked into the bathroom when something dropped on my shoulder and then to the floor. A foot long snake, it didn't really spook me cause I'm not really that freaked out by snakes for a female tho it did freak out both of my Poms. One tried to attack it the younger one was terrified. I had a gallon on drinking water on the floor close by so I grabbed it and set it on the snakes head. I sat back at My bench and just looked at it, thinking it was just a grass snake. It was shadowy where the snake landed so I grabbed my little flashlight, i was gonna grab the snake and put it outside. NOPE, not gonna do that. It was a copperhead and yeah then I got the shakes! I'm glad I didn't just grab it and I was so glad that Poms have a ton of hair cause that snake had struck at my Pom's neck a couple times. I killed it and threw it in the trash can. Have NO idea where or how it got it in but it had to have been on the top of the bathroom door casing!
The story of the emt who saw her dad die… if you ever see this I hope you’re doing ok. I’m so sorry you had to go through this.
I once saw an adult person playing fortnite.
Yeah I know, too crazy for Reddit
Lmfao.
In line for a bar at about, "One Thousand, One Hundred and Thirty, pm"... Midget thrown into cop"s back seat.. Unwitting getaway driver in coke robbery .. Chicken and Gorilla square up.. I mean, you can't make this stuff up, even if you're (sky) high!! Meanwhile, I can't open my eyes any wider from the craziness and laughing so hard, that behind my ears hurt