Lines You Wouldn’t Hear In A Kids Films - Mock The Week

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  • @The_Umpteenth_Doctor
    @The_Umpteenth_Doctor 5 років тому +411

    "The wonderful thing about Tiggers, is we can disembowel a gazelle in 10 seconds!"

  • @elithesia781
    @elithesia781 5 років тому +610

    You know it’s a good segment when people decide to roast Dara.

    • @BrandonWasHere
      @BrandonWasHere 4 роки тому +3

      Yet your profile picture says otherwise.

  • @sammyhoffman4812
    @sammyhoffman4812 4 роки тому +203

    “Guess what buzz and woody, Andys mum has toys with the exact same names as you”

  • @mr.jglokta191
    @mr.jglokta191 5 років тому +721

    "I'm sorry Piglet" said Winnie the Pooh
    "But Tigger was shot by an american dentist"

    • @DarthSanguine
      @DarthSanguine 5 років тому +37

      Tigger isn't a lion.

    • @Robin-gj3qr
      @Robin-gj3qr 5 років тому +23

      I’m sorry whoever else was in this movie
      But Kimba the white lion was shot by an American dentist

    • @ciangrant3042
      @ciangrant3042 5 років тому +1

      @@Robin-gj3qr isn't that movie called 'Mia and the White Lion'?

    • @copperrose4376
      @copperrose4376 5 років тому +8

      Sorry to the witch and the wardrobe the lion was killed by an American dentist

    • @tombstonerforever9374
      @tombstonerforever9374 5 років тому +6

      @@copperrose4376 He said, "Edmund and Lucy".

  • @earthrocker4247
    @earthrocker4247 5 років тому +229

    Proof positive that dissing Dara gets you the points

  • @mylanguagecafe5528
    @mylanguagecafe5528 5 років тому +110

    Hugh Dennis is the absolute best

  • @Gubbywubby
    @Gubbywubby 4 роки тому +86

    James' "filmed this over skype" joke strikes differently in 2020...

  • @tycol322
    @tycol322 4 роки тому +39

    "Good news Simba. Scar was shot by an American dentist

  • @Chris-gu5lt
    @Chris-gu5lt 5 років тому +82

    Hugh killed it in this round

  • @Rinocapz
    @Rinocapz 5 років тому +289

    The three dislikes I see are from the three lions

    • @PatrickSpelman
      @PatrickSpelman 5 років тому +7

      Or 3 little pigs.

    • @michaeloconnor5904
      @michaeloconnor5904 5 років тому +4

      And here was me thinking it was an Icelandic denstist who shot them in the face.

    • @Sphagetti__
      @Sphagetti__ 4 роки тому

      @@newjerseyyouth4853 which of the three were supposedly a bible allegory?

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 місяців тому

      Chronicles of Narnia, "The character Aslan is widely accepted by literary academia as being based on Jesus Christ."

  • @TheJollyBlobster
    @TheJollyBlobster 3 роки тому +6

    I expected James' "We're going on a bear hunt" joke 😄

  • @yellowstalk6653
    @yellowstalk6653 4 роки тому +9

    I love the little head movements Andy does at the end of every joke he makes as if seeking validation, you're doing great mate don't worry.

  • @michaeloconnor5904
    @michaeloconnor5904 5 років тому +117

    Mr. Cameron, I've got some bad news. The Three Lions have just been shot in the face by an Icelandic dentist.

  • @59771006
    @59771006 3 роки тому +9

    “Half grizzly bear and half buffalo the Gruffalo was the biggest scariest animal in the whole wood until one day he got a job presenting Mock the Week”

    • @liamroberts1458
      @liamroberts1458 2 роки тому

      Why do you feel the need to repeat a joke you heard on the video? You unfunny twit...

    • @dez3540
      @dez3540 Рік тому

      @@liamroberts1458 It's done quite a lot these days - just gotta get used to it I'm afraid 😂

  • @thedelta4258
    @thedelta4258 5 років тому +89

    2:21 Hi, I'd like to report a murder

    • @smeetsnoud1
      @smeetsnoud1 5 років тому +2

      Not gonna lie, I would LOVE to be a Gruffalo. It would be awesome!

  • @andrewfenn3019
    @andrewfenn3019 5 років тому +40

    I'd walk onto the stage with one of the guys and say
    "Hey. I'm Woody. And this is Buzz. We're Andy's mum's toys"

  • @thewomble1509
    @thewomble1509 5 років тому +6

    "Good news kids, an American Dentist has been ripped from head to arsehole by a very pissed off Lioness"

  • @rasmusn.e.m1064
    @rasmusn.e.m1064 5 років тому +49

    Nanny McSmallerfee lol xD

  • @platinumpatience5307
    @platinumpatience5307 4 роки тому +6

    The thumbnail tells me that Dara O'Brien just got called a Gruffalo. 😂

  • @dez3540
    @dez3540 Рік тому +2

    Josh's Hunger Games joke was savage 😭

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin 4 роки тому +4

    I want to hear the joke Andy Parsons was going to tell at the beginning!

  • @fenhen
    @fenhen 4 роки тому +15

    How did they get Ron Weasley on the show!?

  • @dubyah8824
    @dubyah8824 4 роки тому +2

    That tigger joke is the funniest thing he’s ever said

  • @saifhaq3331
    @saifhaq3331 5 років тому +41

    “It’s bad news Marty, Melman and Gloria. Alex the lion has been shot by an American dentist!”

  • @U2QuoZepplin
    @U2QuoZepplin 4 роки тому +3

    I’d never associate James Acaster with Ron Weasley..... 🤣

  • @ItsABeautifulDay.
    @ItsABeautifulDay. 3 роки тому +3

    Good news. I have not been shot by an American dentist.

  • @edwardkinsey5680
    @edwardkinsey5680 5 років тому +33

    Railway children joke😂

  • @af2518
    @af2518 5 років тому +15

    This one is hillarious

  • @bobmonkfish2427
    @bobmonkfish2427 4 роки тому +4

    Never seen James on that side before

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +20

    We have to get to the Magic Railroad Thomas, Harry Houdini must be under there.

  • @kujobananaro6737
    @kujobananaro6737 5 років тому +74

    Is this a repost? I swear I’ve seen this on UA-cam before

  • @stephenmuir6812
    @stephenmuir6812 4 роки тому +3

    And the song 'Two Little Boys Playing With My Little Wrinkly Toy' from Rolf Harris & the Kiddie-Fiddlers has reacted number 1.

  • @Danny3601000
    @Danny3601000 5 років тому +3

    Hahaha that thumbnail is perfect

  • @rawlinsonboy
    @rawlinsonboy 4 роки тому +13

    "I'm pregnant Harry, and the baby's yours" said Professor McGonagall

  • @sillygoose2878
    @sillygoose2878 5 років тому +21

    “Why are you crying mummy?” said peppa
    “Well” said mummy pig
    “Leo the lion has just been shot by an American dentist”

    • @houseflyer4014
      @houseflyer4014 4 роки тому

      I didn't get that one

    • @davidm822
      @davidm822 4 роки тому +1

      @@houseflyer4014 the first skit (crying mummy pig) is a reference to Piggate (a sexual scandal involving David Cameron &...a pig).

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 місяців тому

      As Hugh also references, a certain incident involving David Cameron and a pig was in the zeitgeist

  • @indyjones1135
    @indyjones1135 4 роки тому

    The wonderful thing about tiggers........lol

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor 5 років тому +26

    Here before the channel fixes the error in the video title~

    • @oj4574
      @oj4574 5 років тому +2

      Same

    • @AFord1981
      @AFord1981 5 років тому +1

      There are currently two errors!

    • @bezerkoid
      @bezerkoid 5 років тому +2

      They probably won't bother lol

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 4 роки тому +3

    Marty, Gloria, Melman, bad news.

  • @indyjones1135
    @indyjones1135 4 роки тому +5

    Hunger games joke awesome

  • @diamondsam
    @diamondsam 4 роки тому +1

    bruh the joke about filming a movie over skype fits well for 2020 except zoom not skype

  • @tigertoes7212
    @tigertoes7212 5 років тому +7

    What's Hugh's Nemo joke?

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 5 років тому +12

      Just a Spoonerism.

  • @cern1999sb
    @cern1999sb 4 роки тому

    You can say goodbye to any chance of getting points if you roast Dara

  • @doolan0543
    @doolan0543 4 роки тому +3

    Why did they make us remember the Pigate scandal.

  • @redcatscratch3548
    @redcatscratch3548 5 років тому +2

    Can someone explain the first skit?

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 4 роки тому +1

      It's been a while, so I'm a bit hazy on specific details, but at the time this originally aired, it was being reported in the UK media that the then Prime Minister, David Cameron, had committed a sex act with a dead pig's head during his time at university.

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 місяців тому

      David Cameron and the pig story was fresh - google can fill in the rest

  • @natsucadogan
    @natsucadogan 5 років тому

    Y’all fucking need a compilation of scenes where Dara gets roasted

  • @danielmiller3596
    @danielmiller3596 День тому

    Nemo me... lol

  • @raalvi
    @raalvi 3 роки тому

    Are Josh’s hand tied at the back?

  • @sasukesarutobi3862
    @sasukesarutobi3862 4 роки тому +3

    I feel like the first joke has some context from the episode.

    • @mindpearlgirl
      @mindpearlgirl 4 роки тому +15

      Sasuke Sarutobi Yeah this was the week it was revealed that David Cameron did some sexual things with a pig

    • @geoffroi-le-Hook
      @geoffroi-le-Hook 3 роки тому +1

      I think he tried that joke on the other topic first

  • @chasgalaxy6721
    @chasgalaxy6721 5 років тому +3

    Bad news football fans the English team has been shot by an American dentist... three times

  • @kjamison5951
    @kjamison5951 5 років тому +16

    Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore… ive got some bad news about Tigger…

  • @idc5309
    @idc5309 4 роки тому

    James Acaster and the Giant Peach

  • @shmookins
    @shmookins 4 роки тому +1

    What's the first joke about Peppa pig?

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 2 роки тому

      At the time this episode originally aired, there was a report that then-Prime Minister David Cameron had stuck his penis in the mouth of a dead pig when he was either in secondary school or university. Andy was starting a joke about that using Peppa Pig before Dara buzzed him.

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 місяців тому

      David Cameron and the pig story was fresh - google can fill in the rest

  • @TheTimB
    @TheTimB 5 років тому +13

    Instead of Mock The Week, how about we mock the grammar in the title of the video?

    • @Venom94.
      @Venom94. 4 роки тому +1

      Tim Brickell or mock the one twat that cares.

  • @droses1600
    @droses1600 5 років тому +1

    Please punctuate/spell the video title EXACTLY as it appears at 0m03s: "... in a kids' film".

  • @Sid-nf9en
    @Sid-nf9en 5 років тому +1

    Graffalo-------->Dara O'Brian

  • @markdenio4537
    @markdenio4537 4 роки тому +1

    Please explain Hugh's Peppa Pig joke.

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 місяців тому

      David Cameron and the pig story was fresh - google can supply the rest

  • @steb430
    @steb430 4 роки тому

    This is years old?

  • @codyhannahmary83
    @codyhannahmary83 5 років тому +7

    Why's the pepper pig reference so funny please?

    • @cesariojpn
      @cesariojpn 5 років тому +2

      Domestic Abuse joke?

    • @hop-skip-ouch8798
      @hop-skip-ouch8798 5 років тому +41

      There was a story about David Cameron putting his thing inside a dead pigs mouth in his college years as an initiation. They made fun of him a lot. Hence all the pig jokes.

    • @francaperotti5934
      @francaperotti5934 5 років тому +1

      @@cesariojpn No

    • @Michylawhty
      @Michylawhty 5 років тому +2

      What Indian -Here said, hence followed by the Babe joke by Hugh.

    • @monkeysaru3957
      @monkeysaru3957 5 років тому +1

      Uh, actually I don't think it was supposed to be a reference to David Cameron. The joke is implying that Daddy Pig got slaughtered. They've told Peppa Pig jokes about Daddy Pig getting sent to the slaughterhouse before.

  • @airwaydude014
    @airwaydude014 5 років тому +1

    I could like some context on the Peppa pig joke please

    • @just-tess
      @just-tess 9 місяців тому

      David Cameron + pig story was fresh - google can fill in the rest

  • @pineapplepenumbra
    @pineapplepenumbra 4 роки тому +4

    That line was wrong, the cowardly lion was shot by a _cowardly_ dentist!

  • @barrylynch679
    @barrylynch679 3 роки тому +1

    No little minion, that isn't roo, that's the presenter of mock the week !

  • @unsaturatedfats5323
    @unsaturatedfats5323 5 років тому +5

    I didn't get Hugh's Narnia joke???

    • @jamesrodrigues4662
      @jamesrodrigues4662 5 років тому +40

      It was going to be saying that Aslan has been shot by an American Dentist. He was repeating the punchline from the other two gags he did.

    • @chestnutbloke305
      @chestnutbloke305 5 років тому +1

      James Rodrigues How did you know it would be Aslan?

    • @jamesrodrigues4662
      @jamesrodrigues4662 5 років тому +13

      @@chestnutbloke305 His previous two gags were about lions being shot by an American dentist, so Aslan being the next one fits the pattern.

    • @chestnutbloke305
      @chestnutbloke305 5 років тому +1

      James Rodrigues What news story is it referring to?

    • @jamesrodrigues4662
      @jamesrodrigues4662 5 років тому +4

      @@chestnutbloke305 this one en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killing_of_Cecil_the_lion

  • @jjbulik
    @jjbulik 4 роки тому +2

    The Skype joke really hits differently now that we rely on Skype, zoom, discord etc to keep connected during lockdown

    • @jedaaa
      @jedaaa 3 роки тому

      What's lockdown?

  • @shirokumaotaku
    @shirokumaotaku 3 роки тому +2

    The Fat Controller warned Thomas The Tank Engine that if he was ever late again then his career would be on the line

  • @robertnewton4362
    @robertnewton4362 5 років тому +4

    Sooo who’s line is it

    • @jimmyoakmeister
      @jimmyoakmeister 5 років тому +4

      Except they can be political. About everything. It's more a panel show as opposed to an improv show

  • @RossiBoy
    @RossiBoy 5 років тому

    Anyone who can explain the first joke

    • @Firenzell01
      @Firenzell01 5 років тому +3

      It's referencing David Cameron's Pig-gate, the same one Hugh talks about in his first joke.

    • @RossiBoy
      @RossiBoy 5 років тому

      Emily Burden Haha thanks

  • @BuzzinVideography
    @BuzzinVideography 5 років тому +9

    I regret to inform you ELSA has died. Oh wait, no I don't

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 5 років тому +1

      Yep because frozen is overrated

  • @nope-xg2tk
    @nope-xg2tk 4 роки тому +1

    I am the returning officer

  • @droses1600
    @droses1600 5 років тому +1

    Please fix the error in title - should be "...in a kids' film".

  • @jamesflynn4951
    @jamesflynn4951 4 роки тому

    Ron Weasley on mock the week?

  • @paulhoskin3286
    @paulhoskin3286 5 років тому +3

    Oh dear
    Said Christopher robin
    That's a lot of poo pooh

  • @Rose_Courtz
    @Rose_Courtz 5 років тому

    I don’t get the first joke

    • @evantrevz41
      @evantrevz41 5 років тому +1

      Tatti Hoe same reference to the second one about Dave Cameron..

  • @chrisgarton4225
    @chrisgarton4225 5 років тому +2

    This film has stopped because it was made for kids. If you’re an adult watching, please leave now.

  • @Dim4323
    @Dim4323 5 років тому +6

    Elsa and Anna in frozen 2 electric Boogaloo aka hardcore lesbians

  • @jamessteven9790
    @jamessteven9790 5 років тому

    Am I the only one who doesn't get the first one

    • @mlee6050
      @mlee6050 5 років тому

      I am thinking when old enough you get bacon, porkchops and so on

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 5 років тому +1

      @James Steven: When this episode originally aired, there was a story in the British press that David Cameron (the PM at the time) had inserted his genitals in the mouth of a dead pig's head when he was either in school or university.

  • @joejitsu034
    @joejitsu034 5 років тому +3

    So weak without Franky.

  • @JJE990
    @JJE990 5 років тому

    Can we discuss the blatent grammar error in the title?

  • @ralphlyda4545
    @ralphlyda4545 4 роки тому

    Hugh needs to learn turn-taking. He went 3 or 4 times whilst Zoe was waiting to go.

  • @ShaunRogue90
    @ShaunRogue90 4 роки тому +1

    I can't be the only one who doesn't find this show remotely funny anymore.

  • @JoshuaDillonn
    @JoshuaDillonn 4 роки тому

    Andy just needs to quit comedy man, and become something else

  • @BarbarinoYT
    @BarbarinoYT 5 років тому +1

    This show started going downhill as soon as Frankie left. Clearly it isn't showing any signs of going back up

  • @ginskimpivot753
    @ginskimpivot753 5 років тому +3

    Hopefully, no-one has to pay to get in to watch this crap.

  • @vinrock123
    @vinrock123 5 років тому

    Peppa pig isn’t a movie

  • @jamesfisher5233
    @jamesfisher5233 4 роки тому

    Zoe Lyons just isn’t funny - if that’s even her name

  • @alwolf2325
    @alwolf2325 5 років тому

    Of course these trogs would take jabs at dentists.

    • @retnavybrat
      @retnavybrat 5 років тому +8

      Sometimes the joke goes over people's heads if they don't remember or hadn't heard of the news report being referenced. It's been a while, so I don't remember the exact details, but around the time this episode was originally aired, an American dentist had illegally killed a lion (which was being used by scientists for research purposes) in an African wilderness park.

    • @alwolf2325
      @alwolf2325 5 років тому

      @@retnavybrat I remember the story, just shittin on Britain.

    • @rubywest5166
      @rubywest5166 5 років тому +6

      Dude, seriouly? Out of all the things you could rip the shit out of us for, you do outdated teeth jokes?