Jojo isn’t just an ASMRtist. He’s your barber, your boss, your local pawn shop, your doctor and your magician all at once. He’s everything like seriously what more could we ask from him 😩😃
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I was a little confused when he stroked objects repetitively and gave me multiple stab wounds, but the doctor bills and trauma counseling didn’t cost too much, so I ended up with a pretty fresh cut.
My dad isnt back I don't know what milk he's getting maybe he's getting almond milk maybe chocolate milk maybe strawberry milk just my dad's gone to get the milk so I can't eat my bread
*Timestamps:* 0:00 - Preview 0:37 - Introduction 2:16 - Handing a towel over the microphone + shaking water + spray sounds + mouth sounds 4:04 - Water coolers 5:18 - Brush things 6:10 - Hand Sounds 6:43 - Scissors 9:10 - Scissors and comb 10:01 - Scissors and towel 11:16 - Typing on Something 12:22 - Combs together 12:32 - Mic scratching 13:02 - Cream on mic with scissors 16:43 - Water Cooler 17:05 - Towel 17:21 - Bottle shaking n tapping 18:38 - Shaking and scissors 19:54 - Mic rubbing and comb sounds 21:10 - Rubbing and scissors 23:13 - Comb again 23:52 - Shaking 24:25 - Scissors again 24:53 - Hand sounds and towel 26:00 - Outro
I’ll help u out g 0:00 preview 0:37 whispering 2:15 towel and spray 4:04 liquid shaking 5:22 brush/comb 6:11 hand sounds 6:43 scissors 9:10 scissors and comb 10:01 scissors and towel 11:16 idk 12:22 combs together 12:32 mic scratching 13:02 cream on mic 16:43 sprays 17:05 towel 17:21 bottle shaking n tapping 18:38 shaking and scissors 19:54 mic rubbing and comb sounds 21:10 rubbing and scissors 23:13 comb again 23:52 shaking 24:25 scissors again 24:53 hand sounds and towel 26:00 outro Copy and paste this so u can finish ur timestamps
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ He tickled my head, whispered into my ears, stroked my hair, shook water sprayers at me, chopped off many of my limbs, gave me a head massage,( which was quite nice) and I need stitches for my stab wounds. Loved it! -Totally alive not at all in distress or captivity human *LETS GIVE THINGS SOME LORE, SHALL WE?*
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I don’t really know the barber wasn’t actually cutting my hair but cutting the air above my hair and then I turned into a microphone but still got a fresh cut”- I don’t know if I’m a customer but I’m satisfied
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He waterboarded me, sprayed my eyes with salt water, cut off my scalp and earlobes, and heavily exfoliated my face. This is exactly what I was looking for.” - Nearly dead but happy customer
I love the feeling, that when my mood is bad, or I have like the worst day ever, there is always one person which gives 210% from him to make a tingly asmr to makes people feel better 🌸 THANK YOU JOJO
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “it hurt, a lot, but it was worth it. i came in just needing a haircut, and came out balding, and with three eyes. thanks!” -a traumatized person
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “came for a regular haircut but the barber put shaving cream in my hair and now I’m bald” - satisfied customer edit: wow it’s crazy how many replicas of my comment I saw in the past few weeks since I posted this
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “honestly best barber ever, dude made me fall asleep mid-way through and ending up getting a concussion, the cut was fresh as hell though”-satisfied customer
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "i fell asleep 4 minutes in, i told him to dont cut too much, but him, being the great barber he is, decided to improvise, im bald now, also, it seems like having 2 ears isnt trendy, so he cut one of them off, lovely" - One traumatized but satisfied client
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ He was creeping me out with the whispering and stuff, he was cutting my hair in front of me, but it gave me tingles. -A weirded out and tingly customer
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️”Very professional, fell asleep during the proses and got my back part of the head shaved to much. None the less he was easily able to fix this”. Satisfied customer.
0:00 - Preview 0:36 - Intro 2:15 - Towel on the microphone, spray bottle, mouth sounds 4:02 - Sea salt water solution 5:17 - Brushes 6:10 - Hand sounds 6:41 - Scissors (Some additional hand sounds , spray bottle sounds, and brush sounds) 10:06 - Bigger scissors with other additional noices 10:50 - Quick break with hand and mouth sounds 11:05 - Sea salt water solution again 11:15 - Cotton ball finger things 12:18 - Brushes again 12:31- Hands on mic 12:59 - Shaving cream 16:40 - Sea salt water solution again 17:03 - Towel again 17:19 - Some other hair solution(?) 18:38 - Scissors with new hair solution 19:03 - New hair solution alone again 19:29 - Scissors with towel and hand sounds , 19:49 - Furry mic brushing with hands and comb 21:08 - Scissors and hand sounds on furry mic 22:59 - A quick appearance from New/ Old now hair solution 23:08 - Back to brushing the furry mic with the comb 23:50 - Shaving cream again! 23:58 - Spray bottle 24:20 - Back to scissors 24:44 - Goodbye furry mic :( 24:55 - Towel 25:59 - Outro
I know there time stamps all ready but imma do em any way Preview: 0:00 Intro: 0:36 Towel on microphone with some other triggers: 2:14 Sea salt water solution: 4:02 Brushes: 5:20 Hand sounds: 6:19 Scissor with some hand sounds: 6:49 Bigger scissors ✂️: 10:06 A hand break break: 10:50 More salt water 11:03 Crispy finger tips of tingles 11:15 More brushes: 12:19 Hands on mic: 12:32 Shaving cream: 12:59 More sea water 💧: 16:39 More towel: 17:03 Hair solution I think: 17:21 Scissors ✂️ with new hair solution: 18:39 Scissors and mor triggers: 19:39 Furry mic brushing: 19:52 More towel: 25:00 Outro: 25:48
2 years pass and i still repeat this video as lullaby. the best asmr in your barber collection. just chill, simple and tingle. no fancu stuff no cgi no greenscreen, just you and your creativity to entertain your subs :)
00:00- *preview* 00:36- *intro* 2:15- *towel on the microphone, spray bottle, mouth sounds* 4:04- *Sea salt water solution* 5:17- *brushes* 6:10- *hand sounds* 6:42- *scissors (some additional hand sounds, spray bottle sounds)* 10:06- *bigger scissors with additional noises* 10:50- *quick break with hand and mouth sounds* 11:05- *Sea salt water solution again* 11:15- *cotton ball finger things* 12:15- *brushes again* 12:32- *hands on mic* 12:59- *shaving cream* 16:40- *Sea salt water solution again* 17:03- *towel again* 17:19- *some other hair solution* 18:38- *scissors with new hair solution* 19:03- *new hair solution alone again* 19:29- *scissors with towel and hand sounds* 19:53- *furry mic with hands and comb* 21:08- *scissors and hand sounds on furry mic* 23:02- *a quick appearance from new\old now hair solution* 23:08- *back to brushing the furry mic with the comb* 23:50- *shaving cream again* 23:58- *spray bottle* 24:20- *back to scissors* 24:44- *goodbye furry mic* 24:55- *towel* 25:59 *outro* *This was my first time making timestamps and it took a long time so I hope you enjoy it and I hope you have a great day 👍*
JoJo, hear me out. At the end of these barber videos, say “I like ya cut g” and just full force slap your mic into the 4th dimension. Trust me, the meme totally isn’t dead now.
Me: *going to get a haircut but falls asleep* Also me when I wake up: "Why do i still have long hair?" Meanwhile elsewhere, Jojo: *at the mall with my wallet*
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This cut had to be one of the best a gentle cuts I’ve ever had, Jojo was so kind from when I walked in to when I walked out looking like a new person.” - a satisfied customer
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ "I came here for a fast trim because i'm running late for a party, this took longer than I thought. I walked out of the shop, bald. Then ran to the party. Then everybody started looking at me. It was awkward but I guess it was worth it :D" - Really satisfied customer
I think its because if he would wear a black shirt since his background is pure black it would look like his head is just floating so he wears a white shirt so we can see him clearly
It is true that jojo's asmr is the one of the best asmr in the world. I had hear many asmr. But jojo asmr is too unique. I love his asmr videos. And i would like to hear only jojo asmr. Thank you jojo bro. I always support you
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Came in with thick hair and left with thin hair, it took like 6 hours to thin my hair out but I was overall satisfied with the results! -very satisfied customer
⭐⭐⭐⭐ - "Very satisfying haircut. He massaged my head which is... odd but I was ok with it. I give four stars becuase he left the misters on a little too long and now my shirt is soaked but all things considered, my new favorite barber. Definitely recommend" - Satisfied customer.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️- “I was expecting just a haircut, but was shocked when he started making mouth sounds, fluttering his fingers, and whispering into my ears. 10/10 recommend, nice haircut, nice ASMR.”-Satisfied customer
![[ASMR] The MOST realistic barbershop haircut EVER💈✂️(4k60fps)](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TW-LgJUiMX0/mqdefault.jpg)
![[ASMR] The MOST realistic barbershop haircut EVER💈✂️(4k60fps)](/img/tr.png)
Shoutout to @asmrwinkeyy for the idea of the water coolers! Check him out!
Thanks for watching everyone! Hope you enjoy your fresh cut! 😊
I already am lol I’m first comment
Hi jojo pls respond I live your vids man keep up the good also you drop this 👑
Please do more of these, they sound abolutely amazing
What the frickin hell did he just do to me?!
Idk why but i just prefer your asmr
Jojo isn’t just an ASMRtist. He’s your barber, your boss, your local pawn shop, your doctor and your magician all at once. He’s everything like seriously what more could we ask from him 😩😃
we still need a squidward roleplay
@@itsmrmo809 he already did one tho
@@muovd we need it revamped
@Hidden Hand lmao, had the same thoughts
He's like Johnny sins but for asmr
Who else feels like UA-cam ASMR is their best friend since quarantine??
Me
Everyone during qurantine: sleep? What's that?
Me for sure. It's the only way I can really relax at the end of the day
i would like but 69 likes
^̮^
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I was a little confused when he stroked objects repetitively and gave me multiple stab wounds, but the doctor bills and trauma counseling didn’t cost too much, so I ended up with a pretty fresh cut.
You forgot -satisfied customer 👁👄👁💢
Y'all putting him as if he's Sweeney Todd 🤣
rr io
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “my dad came back”
-a very emotionally happy satisfied customer
Okay this genuinely made me laugh
He found the milk
@@obiehewitt7938 caught it actually
same 😔😔😔😔
My dad isnt back I don't know what milk he's getting maybe he's getting almond milk maybe chocolate milk maybe strawberry milk just my dad's gone to get the milk so I can't eat my bread
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "He stabbed me multiple times, but my cut is fresh." - Satisfied Customer
😂
He told you to stay still
Fresh just like the blood from the stab wounds
Oh your cuts are fresh alright
Im wheezing
*Timestamps:*
0:00 - Preview
0:37 - Introduction
2:16 - Handing a towel over the microphone + shaking water + spray sounds + mouth sounds
4:04 - Water coolers
5:18 - Brush things
6:10 - Hand Sounds
6:43 - Scissors
9:10 - Scissors and comb
10:01 - Scissors and towel
11:16 - Typing on Something
12:22 - Combs together
12:32 - Mic scratching
13:02 - Cream on mic with scissors
16:43 - Water Cooler
17:05 - Towel
17:21 - Bottle shaking n tapping
18:38 - Shaking and scissors
19:54 - Mic rubbing and comb sounds
21:10 - Rubbing and scissors
23:13 - Comb again
23:52 - Shaking
24:25 - Scissors again
24:53 - Hand sounds and towel
26:00 - Outro
Wait untill this haves 1000 likes
I’ll help u out g
0:00 preview
0:37 whispering
2:15 towel and spray
4:04 liquid shaking
5:22 brush/comb
6:11 hand sounds
6:43 scissors
9:10 scissors and comb
10:01 scissors and towel
11:16 idk
12:22 combs together
12:32 mic scratching
13:02 cream on mic
16:43 sprays
17:05 towel
17:21 bottle shaking n tapping
18:38 shaking and scissors
19:54 mic rubbing and comb sounds
21:10 rubbing and scissors
23:13 comb again
23:52 shaking
24:25 scissors again
24:53 hand sounds and towel
26:00 outro
Copy and paste this so u can finish ur timestamps
I literally refresh the comment section every few seconds for a new timestamp xd
@@lime9836 Lol I do that do sometimes
@@lilyote1361 lmao
🌟🌟
"Mf turned me into a microphone, My cut looks fresh though" - upset yet satisfied customer
The reason why it's still five stars is because it's two superstars
LOL
@@susanrogers1206 20 stars,Man JoJo Is Famous
this comment made my day better
LMAO 😨
⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “It was a fresh cut, i’m missing my ear now but still a very nice cut.” -Satisfied Customer
SHEEEEESH
Sheeeeeeeeesh
You OLNY lost your left ear?!?!?
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I came in bald and left with hair” - very satisfied customer
So how does that work
gta physics right there
Lol ma man playin gta lol
Why would you go get a haircut if ur bald
yeah i never knew how that worked xD
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
He tickled my head, whispered into my ears, stroked my hair, shook water sprayers at me, chopped off many of my limbs, gave me a head massage,( which was quite nice) and I need stitches for my stab wounds. Loved it!
-Totally alive not at all in distress or captivity human
*LETS GIVE THINGS SOME LORE, SHALL WE?*
🤣
mm yes yes the lore is jojo is a professional doctor magician barber eye doctor meteorologist, etc
Lore is overrated. Sometimes I think things should be taken at face value.
@@systematic1602 You mean, hair value?
IM INVOLVED YAY
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “ finally got rid of that yee yee ass haircut “ - satisfied customer
Finally
Woo honey
Does it come with the N-Word Pass?
Yes
Oh thank the gods
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Lost my head, but the cut is fresh." - dead but satisfied customer
😎
O.o
"We like ya cut, g"
- us, at your funeral
I have a pill for that 💊
Cheese
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I don’t really know the barber wasn’t actually cutting my hair but cutting the air above my hair and then I turned into a microphone but still got a fresh cut”- I don’t know if I’m a customer but I’m satisfied
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “He waterboarded me, sprayed my eyes with salt water, cut off my scalp and earlobes, and heavily exfoliated my face. This is exactly what I was looking for.” - Nearly dead but happy customer
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "He was throwing gang signs in the beginning, but I came out alive with a fresh cut" - satisfied customer
😂
Ikr, why did he throw those gang signs?
Yeah those gang signs.. hmm sus
When the barbershop is closed due to covid and you gotta improvise 😂
Lol
actin’ like i’m getting a celebrity haircut
Gas and lighter
only in america
@@ultimotrout7772 wym? Been closed in the UK and most of Europe for months
I love the feeling, that when my mood is bad, or I have like the worst day ever, there is always one person which gives 210% from him to make a tingly asmr to makes people feel better 🌸 THANK YOU JOJO
Fr
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “it hurt, a lot, but it was worth it. i came in just needing a haircut, and came out balding, and with three eyes. thanks!” -a traumatized person
imagine actually getting your hair cut and the person slowly touches your hair and says “tk tk tk tk”
It would be creepy irl
Idk why I find this funny 😂
@@zennshio no cap
That's not normal?
*hmm...*
My mum does that
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “came for a regular haircut but the barber put shaving cream in my hair and now I’m bald” - satisfied customer
edit: wow it’s crazy how many replicas of my comment I saw in the past few weeks since I posted this
*satisfied bald customer
@@abby-yk1st **satisfied bald customer with shaving cream on their head
@@nylotical YESSS LMAO
Like your cut g
XD
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “honestly best barber ever, dude made me fall asleep mid-way through and ending up getting a concussion, the cut was fresh as hell though”-satisfied customer
7:45
JoJo: *bangs microphone*
My heart, when i'm finally become sleepy: well, i'm outta here!
That's not even scery
@@y2kgothemplayer256 Not when you're awake enough to scroll through comments and be warned when it happens.
Lol
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “went for a haircut, fell asleep and woke up without ears or hair” - satisfied customer in the ER
Did his job the best he could gotta say it was a fresh cut
this is the best one
Lmao 🤣
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "i fell asleep 4 minutes in, i told him to dont cut too much, but him, being the great barber he is, decided to improvise, im bald now, also, it seems like having 2 ears isnt trendy, so he cut one of them off, lovely"
- One traumatized but satisfied client
Ikr
this one is my favorite
Having 2 ears is so 2019🙄
Van Gogh?👀
@@kvilhs211 boi what da hell boi
jojo: "Professional haircut..."
also jojo: *using a pair of scissors mainly used for crafts to cut hair
Those are the professional bathroom quarantine scissors.
Haircut is haircut no complain
Wdym those aren’t professional scissors??
@@kristypalacios2634 yes they are
@@thebestcaprisun you say that until they mess u up
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ He was creeping me out with the whispering and stuff, he was cutting my hair in front of me, but it gave me tingles. -A weirded out and tingly customer
Same
Guys guys guys the secret word is “I think the case makes good sounds”
.
u
The case still makes good sounds.
Asmr sensei?
RaffyTaffy ASMR
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️”Someone told me they like my cut G” - satisfied customer
When your shaving your balls and someone whispers “ I like your cut g “
Love your pfp ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
@@xxpxsmokexxs7007 😳
@@hououinkyouma6929 I know right 😁 it’s scary
@@xxpxsmokexxs7007 💀💀💀💀
thank you for helping me through tough times, also I want to wish everyone that's reading this a good night sleep.
Same thank you
I love you
Thanks you too
thank u and Good night to u too
@@skqtes🤓
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"I didn't know they had this many stars"- very satisfied customer
#stanevil
@@Sneakerhead14 yessir
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️”Very professional, fell asleep during the proses and got my back part of the head shaved to much. None the less he was easily able to fix this”. Satisfied customer.
Everyone: Giving Barber Joe 5 stars.
Me: Wondering why he is cutting my hair infront of me.
Lmao same
maybe its the mirror?
Either it's a mirror or he's just doing a demonstration and the mic is a Manakin
Confused magic noises.
Lmao your not wrong xD
my usual hairdressers clearly isn't professional enough,, they never whisper in my ear and rub shaving cream on my head ._.
Yeah mine usually grabs my head and slams it on the ground to get a better look #whyarenttheydoingitlikethis #blessed
ua-cam.com/video/axpm7qhfVqs/v-deo.html
Haha so right we want COMFORT 😂😂
Sed lyf right
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "The barber was so respectfull and i loved his smile, the haircut was PERFECT and i really recomend"
Asmr videos are the only videos where it’s a compliment to fall asleep
Can we just appreciate how hard he works to satisfy us give us tingles
JoJo has to be the best Asmrtist. He destroys tingle imunity and helps us fall asleep. Your the best JoJo 👍
DIO?!
@@calamaritea5903 very funny
The calming Australian whisper really has been it’s effect
True, true
0:00 - Preview
0:36 - Intro
2:15 - Towel on the microphone, spray bottle, mouth sounds
4:02 - Sea salt water solution
5:17 - Brushes
6:10 - Hand sounds
6:41 - Scissors (Some additional hand sounds , spray bottle sounds, and brush sounds)
10:06 - Bigger scissors with other additional noices
10:50 - Quick break with hand and mouth sounds
11:05 - Sea salt water solution again
11:15 - Cotton ball finger things
12:18 - Brushes again
12:31- Hands on mic
12:59 - Shaving cream
16:40 - Sea salt water solution again
17:03 - Towel again
17:19 - Some other hair solution(?)
18:38 - Scissors with new hair solution
19:03 - New hair solution alone again
19:29 - Scissors with towel and hand sounds ,
19:49 - Furry mic brushing with hands and comb
21:08 - Scissors and hand sounds on furry mic
22:59 - A quick appearance from New/ Old now hair solution
23:08 - Back to brushing the furry mic with the comb
23:50 - Shaving cream again!
23:58 - Spray bottle
24:20 - Back to scissors
24:44 - Goodbye furry mic :(
24:55 - Towel
25:59 - Outro
So much effort in this but no appreciation:(
You literally just stole this from the description.
Thank bruther
Jojo is like our irl male version of Barbie, the amount of jobs he's had shocks me
😂
From what anime is your prof
That hairstyle is in every anime
@Noah Martens good one 😂
@@NF-le7wc TommyInnit
Lol
I know there time stamps all ready but imma do em any way
Preview: 0:00
Intro: 0:36
Towel on microphone with some other triggers: 2:14
Sea salt water solution: 4:02
Brushes: 5:20
Hand sounds: 6:19
Scissor with some hand sounds: 6:49
Bigger scissors ✂️: 10:06
A hand break break: 10:50
More salt water 11:03
Crispy finger tips of tingles 11:15
More brushes: 12:19
Hands on mic: 12:32
Shaving cream: 12:59
More sea water 💧: 16:39
More towel: 17:03
Hair solution I think: 17:21
Scissors ✂️ with new hair solution: 18:39
Scissors and mor triggers: 19:39
Furry mic brushing: 19:52
More towel: 25:00
Outro: 25:48
Thank
Thx
Thx i cant use the desc timestamps cuz my samsung is too old (not recent version)
@@sxppressions rofl
2 years pass and i still repeat this video as lullaby. the best asmr in your barber collection. just chill, simple and tingle. no fancu stuff no cgi no greenscreen, just you and your creativity to entertain your subs :)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “I’m going to die in two weeks from the stab wounds. Fresh cut tho.” -Very satisfied costumer
are you not joking?
@@braydenm4733 r/wetttt
@@UkrainianSolarYT r/whoosh
gonna die with style
When I read this comment I thought of, “hehe I’m in danger”
WHY IS HE SO GOOD AT ASMR OH MY
idk don’t ask me
@@Matt-rz2hs he didn't ask you. He asked everyone which included you.
because it’s his job lmao
Memeasour MakLols, why’d you say anything then...
Im his girlfriend btw so he is k y man so like back off
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"An incredible cut but he must of been on a budget if he was using nail clippers as scissors 🤔 " - Confused but satisfied customer
Can i have the password for cheat gode in gta where I can get ♾ money?
I would like this comment but right now its at 69
@@Fcman101 beautiful, we shall keep it for as long as we can
@@mrsslugsify its gone 😭😭
@@CohenIsADylan We can keep it at 169 so that theres a third wheel👌
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Came with depression and left with every inspirational quote memorized and a killer haircut” - undepressed customer
The secret word is “Jojo is my idol and the fastest asmr person in the community and he will never let down his fans”
yes
Yea
I started watching asmr for fun but now....
Im addicted
ua-cam.com/video/axpm7qhfVqs/v-deo.html
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “It was interesting and I'm scared to look into the mirror” - strangely satisfied customer.
How do asmrists not fall asleep to there own work ;-;
ua-cam.com/video/axpm7qhfVqs/v-deo.html
Beacause they need to make the sounds
its super hard to fall asleep while standing up or sitting down, plus jojo doesnt wear headphones so he cant hear himself
their lighting setup is probably too blinding to fall asleep with ,,,
no earbuds or so?
00:00- *preview*
00:36- *intro*
2:15- *towel on the microphone, spray bottle, mouth sounds*
4:04- *Sea salt water solution*
5:17- *brushes*
6:10- *hand sounds*
6:42- *scissors (some additional hand sounds, spray bottle sounds)*
10:06- *bigger scissors with additional noises*
10:50- *quick break with hand and mouth sounds*
11:05- *Sea salt water solution again*
11:15- *cotton ball finger things*
12:15- *brushes again*
12:32- *hands on mic*
12:59- *shaving cream*
16:40- *Sea salt water solution again*
17:03- *towel again*
17:19- *some other hair solution*
18:38- *scissors with new hair solution*
19:03- *new hair solution alone again*
19:29- *scissors with towel and hand sounds*
19:53- *furry mic with hands and comb*
21:08- *scissors and hand sounds on furry mic*
23:02- *a quick appearance from new\old now hair solution*
23:08- *back to brushing the furry mic with the comb*
23:50- *shaving cream again*
23:58- *spray bottle*
24:20- *back to scissors*
24:44- *goodbye furry mic*
24:55- *towel*
25:59 *outro*
*This was my first time making timestamps and it took a long time so I hope you enjoy it and I hope you have a great day 👍*
You didn't get secret word
"took a long time" I didn't know that copying a comment and adding a diffrent font takes so long!
me: *falls asleep*
also me: *wakes up and im bald*
my brain: **Task failed successfully**
It might of failed but successfully
Your brain should work better.
@@parkerellis746 for the 3839th time its a joke smart-ass
@@YourGodAImighty No,my message was a joke,as in saying,because of no hair,his brain SHOULD work better because nothing is in the way.
@@parkerellis746 not to be that guy but...
(enter word), [SPACE] (new word)
I was trying to find a good barber asmr.. because I like sound that scissors make.
And Jojo just released a barber asmr video👁👄👁✌
YESS
@Ratatoing Ratatoullie 😳📸
When he said my name of course is:
Me:di di di din Lang Chan ...
Jojo:barber jo
Me:imposible
Omg he did I was like wait no he didn’t I went back and was like OMG NO WAY HES GONE I will miss him UNTIL HE RETURNS MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
lufyyyyyyyy
@@abenzr I am gonna be the king of the pirates
Congratulations jojo you have the king of the pirates as your subscriber
I needed to relax and I found this channel good option
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Don't know why Joe was giving his mic a haircut but hey, at least I got my new cut still :D" -Very satisfied customer
JoJo, hear me out. At the end of these barber videos, say “I like ya cut g” and just full force slap your mic into the 4th dimension. Trust me, the meme totally isn’t dead now.
Ikkkk😫
Omg yess
Ik
Ur pfp is awesome so cool
Gio gio commenting on a video by jojo
Is this a meta I missed
"Hi my name is Barber Joe"
".... I'm guessing you're a barber?"
"No I'm a stock boy at Target"
I would love to like this comment, but it currently has 69 likes, I’m not gonna be that one kid who ruins it 😂
@Shane Fahy i did, who ever ruined it tho... they will payyyyy
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “Left with a shiny body” - satisfied Sasquatch customer
💀 same
Lol
But didn't get any discount :(
Best comment ever
⭐️ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ great job I didn’t have a head but now I do with a full set of hair
If Jojo ever gave me a hair cut, I’ll be asleep within a second
You would be asleep and hairless
*I’d
@@-cold-1761 lol
ua-cam.com/video/axpm7qhfVqs/v-deo.html
I needed a good haircut. Thanks Jojo!
:o hi ms
@@DracoPlayz hey there
@@MSDesignASMR pog
Me:Getting a freshen up n all that
Jo: that's too easy
"i was in 3rd person mode out of a sudden but i enjoyed it" -decapitated customer
oh..
Currently on my period and dying but this asmr has made me feel 100 times better
Don’t think we need to know
Coulda just said you were going through rough times...but i mean lol
BTS Stan moment 👆
what are these replies, i am on mine too so i feel you, also it’s not a taboo y’all need to grow up
@@bobagyu5712 thank u😁
in my 17 years of life i have never had a barber put me to sleep thanks for curing my insomnia, jojo :)
Jse the best
@@bwoah_7874 he is the king
@@samibaby9505 Agreeddd. Been Watching him since he had around 150-200k. Absolutely love him
Seeing a lot of asmr haircut roleplays lately and I’m not even complaining, this is one of my faves yet! 👌🥰
The only one that will replace ur fav haircut asmr is the next haircut asmr that he will do
Me too but my hair still the same 🤔
I get so many tingles when he does cotton ball fingers. Jojo you are the best.
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 "barber never showed up but walked out with a clean cut" - probably a customer on something
Underrated
OMG DO YOU KNOW MARISSE OCHOA?!?!!?!
@@fraisefragola3772 no, the last name "ochoa" is a very common spanish/Hispanic surname.
Me: *going to get a haircut but falls asleep*
Also me when I wake up: "Why do i still have long hair?"
Meanwhile elsewhere,
Jojo: *at the mall with my wallet*
This is genuinely funny
😂😂😂
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟-I came in with shoulder length hair and came out with a bowl cut👦-Satisfied customer
Karl
I came in with short hair and he cut my hair and now I have long hair ☆☆☆☆☆
u are THE very best ASMartist (even tho i just started watching asmr 30 mins ago for the first time)
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “This cut had to be one of the best a gentle cuts I’ve ever had, Jojo was so kind from when I walked in to when I walked out looking like a new person.” - a satisfied customer
Imagine he's Barber in Real life you'll fall a sleep during the Haircut
Are you real
@@409powa that’s what’s I’m wondering I’ve had the same question for years
wait herobrine u ar here u must be in minecraft to scare people!😓😓😓
I always sleep during haircut bruh
No-one cares
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ I've been having difficulty with my haircuts but JoJo got it just right - A satisfied customer
I felt that real anxiety before a haircut and real relaxation during the process. Thanks Jojo☺
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
"I came here for a fast trim because i'm running late for a party, this took longer than I thought. I walked out of the shop, bald. Then ran to the party. Then everybody started looking at me. It was awkward but I guess it was worth it :D"
- Really satisfied customer
XD
I'm your 110th like :D
@@Itabz Thanks! :D
@@quinnn9485 NP :3
Me: Mom why do you think Jojo always wears a white shirt
Mom: Because of the dang phone
Mom, why do I use oxygen?
*Because of that dang phone*
Lmao
Mom, why?
*Because of that dang ph-* Wait, wha?
I think its because if he would wear a black shirt since his background is pure black it would look like his head is just floating so he wears a white shirt so we can see him clearly
@@thatonecarkid442 I’ve actually been wondering that thanks (I’m not being sarcastic)
JoJo: makes a video
Everyone: *Comments* *time*
indeed, I hope you get to 1.6K likes :)
@@nathanielbaguette2395 lol
JoJo hearted my comment I can die happy now
@@aswd28 lol
@@aswd28 You did good soldier, I knew you could do it
Best AMSR haircut. It feels real.
Jojo: *barber sho-*
His mic: “cut the cameras deadass”
Wait send me the tinestamp for that I wanna see
Show us thy time stamp mortle being or we will crush ur birthday cake
I think jojo reupload the video and changed it
Jojo: So you just want a standard haircut
Me: no
Jojo: ok lets start:)
I said I needed to go bald but they gave me a standard haircut instead
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THANK u I have school tomorrow and I thought I won’t Get any sleep
Thanks for the likes
THANKS JOJO HI
Lol I have 2 weeks off
School? you look 40
@@dirkvanderuit9828 eindelijk een nederlander in de comments
It is true that jojo's asmr is the one of the best asmr in the world. I had hear many asmr. But jojo asmr is too unique. I love his asmr videos. And i would like to hear only jojo asmr. Thank you jojo bro. I always support you
When Europians are about to sleep, Jojo comes in with the clutch to help us sleep better
Yup
Yup me too
Same
Same
ikrrr
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"I fell asleep within the first five minutes it was one of the best naps I've ever had"-satisfied customer
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐: "Came for a haircut, left with a really good nap, a fresh cut, and a new friend." - a very satisfied customer
* Undertall lol
😐
@I Am Controversial hes just bad
@I Am Controversial ye
@@dyl984 then if he is bad why don’t you try the same thing let’s see how good you do hm how about that instead of complaining leave
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️Came in with thick hair and left with thin hair, it took like 6 hours to thin my hair out but I was overall satisfied with the results!
-very satisfied customer
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “i don’t know why he was whispering, but overall nice cut” - sacrificed comstomer
*not a typo*
Wait not a ty-
Umm
You good
Blink twice if you need help lol
...
I'm scared now
Me: “Yea, I want a standard haircut, just tidy it up a bit,”
Jojo: “did you say mineral water from Israel?”
Lol true
Factual😂
THIS
The price for your "touch up" just raised to the thousands
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐"He was talking to a mic instead of me, but I came out with a fresh trim" - Satisfied customer.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ - "Very satisfying haircut. He massaged my head which is... odd but I was ok with it. I give four stars becuase he left the misters on a little too long and now my shirt is soaked but all things considered, my new favorite barber. Definitely recommend" - Satisfied customer.
Jojo: let’s make them have WAYY to many tingles
I’m literally watching this while scrolling through all the comments so I stay awake
Ikr
What is bisexual
@@409powa it’s where your attracted to boys and girls
(DISCLAIMER) I like your comment but you are bisexual so in no way do I like you, if anything I dislike you
@@linivaldez1837 damn I hope they find a cure for it
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ “almost died but got a fresh cut” - satisfied costumer with permanent health problems
THIS IS TICKLING MY BACK FOR SOME REASON
I literally JUST wanted to listen to ASMR and u posted, thanks
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ "not sure if his hand slipped, but my hair is now blue" -satisfied customer
That’s normal
I’m meant to do homework but that can clearly wait-
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️-
“I was expecting just a haircut, but was shocked when he started making mouth sounds, fluttering his fingers, and whispering into my ears. 10/10 recommend, nice haircut, nice ASMR.”-Satisfied customer
⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ “the barber was slowly touching my hair, whispering, and making weird noises. the cut fresh doe” -satisfied customer
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