this feels like a sketch straight out of yes minister / yes Prime Minister from Wooley to Bernard. "If i believed in every cause i represented, on capital punishment, I'd have been a fervent retentionist and an ardent abolitionist. I would've been a Keynesian and a Friedmanite, a grammar school preserver and destroyer, a nationalisation freak and a privatisation maniac; but above all, I would have been a stark, staring, raving schizophrenic!!!!!!"
With an ability to backflip in this manner I can see a bright future for this man. Exquisite abilities to turn 180 degrees on multiple occasions in quick succession, negotiating with an outcome clearly already determined by himself before the discussion occurred combined with the ability to convincingly ignore the fact that he himself is the only real beneficiary of the negotiation by receiving a commission to the disadvantage of the parties involved and the conflict of interest clearly present in his actions are abilities rarely found in a single man. Most importantly the ability to stay on message even in the face of a clear departure from his statements 30 seconds before surely will see a bright future and rapid rise through the Houses of Parliament to the highest government position in record time. This ladies and gentleman is the perfect version of a politician in 2024😂😂😂
Basically the guy Clarkson met as the agent (Charlie) of a farmer is also the agent for Clarkson. And Clarkson wanted to rent out his sheeps to the other farmer but since Clarksons agent who should negotiate the price is also the agent for the other farmer negotiating the price for him it creates a conflict of interest and a comedically absurd situation where Charlie has to represent both and basically negotiate with himself.
What hilarious is that a huge amount of the struggles that Clarkson has on the show are really his own incompetence, blamed on others or the government. Meanwhile, the tax changes are being put in place to stop people who don't really care about farming using farmland as a tax dodge. Which Clarkson outright said he was also doing.
@@yarghhargh9345 Clarkson said he did as a tax dodge. He's also using it as a TV show set too though. Since otherwise the way he's managing the farm makes no sense.
He bought a farm so he could dodge £2M in taxes when he passes it on to his heirs? That sounds like a lot of work for someone worth a reported £50M+ - Even that being the case, I think society as a whole has benefitted tremendously from the awareness the show has brought to the state of British farming, not to mention the countless people employed and profiting directly from the activities of the farm and show. The tax man gets a cut of all of that, don't forget.
he initially bought the farm because of inheritance tax. He figured he would just by the land, let the farm hand do the business and he would leave it to his daughters to sell at a later date. THEN the BBC refused to renew his contract when it expired (he wasnt fired) and after he made a Game of Thrones joke about Meghan Merkyl, mainstream TV all collectively black listed him. No more Millionaire, HIGNFY, etc. Even Grand Tour was called off. At the same time, the above mentioned farm hand of many years retired and Clarkson, in his own words said it best "I have had an brainwave. I shall farm it myself!" The goal was clear. He would make Clarkson's Farm which was content, which meant money. Then he would make millions selling wheat and barely, build a farm shop and a on site cafe. But as we all know, the council went out of their way to say no. Instead insisting he not open a cafe because it "would ruin the natural beauty" of the farmland, instead insisting he sell it from a mobile white fast food van like you get on the M3 or a B&Q car park. Over the last 4+ years, Clarkson has gone from having no idea what he's doing, to being a farmer. You can say "No he aint" but he has. He farms the fields, he sells the grain and yields, he's managing live stock which he is now selling at the pub he bought (we'll get to that). Like it or not, he IS a farmer. He's even been given awards as one. And if you're gonna say "4 years doing it dont make you a farmer" thats a weak argument. I've done roofing for 3 years. So am I not actually a roofer? Retail workers on their 4th year, you saying they dont actually work in retail because its only been a few years? Its a weak argument, so don't try that either. And like i said, now he runs a pub. And how funny is it that he buys it to sell his food there, with a lovely rear smoking area and says "first act of business, Kier Starmer is banned" only for Labour to then come out the next day and say "we are in talks about making it illegal to smoke in pub gardens, anywhere near a shop, a public place and even your own back garden." At this point, it really feels like the government just hate him. And he had to buy the pub because he is helping the other farmers. Their livestock keeps getting TB and the government is refusing to reinstate the british flag logo on their packages that gives them more per sale, so Clarkson instead said he would buy the animals instead at full price, have them killed, frozen and then sold in the pub as food, netting him a profit. Again, like him or hate him, you cannot deny Clarkson is helping the farming community.
This was an absolute masterclass from Charlie. Couldn't stop laughing
This was a pure Monty Python moment
One of the funniest jokes I've ever seen it got me so good
Perfect visualization of McKinsey when they were simultaneously consulting the FDA and the pharmaceutical industry.
this feels like a sketch straight out of yes minister / yes Prime Minister from Wooley to Bernard.
"If i believed in every cause i represented, on capital punishment, I'd have been a fervent retentionist and an ardent abolitionist. I would've been a Keynesian and a Friedmanite, a grammar school preserver and destroyer, a nationalisation freak and a privatisation maniac; but above all, I would have been a stark, staring, raving schizophrenic!!!!!!"
Charlie is damn funny
Charlie nailed this.
With an ability to backflip in this manner I can see a bright future for this man. Exquisite abilities to turn 180 degrees on multiple occasions in quick succession, negotiating with an outcome clearly already determined by himself before the discussion occurred combined with the ability to convincingly ignore the fact that he himself is the only real beneficiary of the negotiation by receiving a commission to the disadvantage of the parties involved and the conflict of interest clearly present in his actions are abilities rarely found in a single man. Most importantly the ability to stay on message even in the face of a clear departure from his statements 30 seconds before surely will see a bright future and rapid rise through the Houses of Parliament to the highest government position in record time. This ladies and gentleman is the perfect version of a politician in 2024😂😂😂
Charlie for PM!
MrBeast and his "Independent investigators"
Absolutely brilliant.
It is now my goal in life to become like Charlie.
He might be very intelligent.
Classic
1:00 🤣🤣🤣
This is almost like watching a Monty Python scene but with Jeremy Clarkson 😂😂
watch this part at least 10 times wwwwwwwww
Oh noooooo! What have you done?!?!😮 If you think sheep are a pain in the arse, you just got a whole new level of headaches!lol 😅
Ok that was really funny 😂
The background looks like Limuru- Kenya.🇰🇪
Wtf is wrong with Jeremy’s stomach??
Is he pregnant?
Beer, I reckon
Once Englishmen reach a certain age, they become more liver than person due to the sheer amount of alcohol they drink
😅
Am i the only one that doesn't understand what is going on
Basically the guy Clarkson met as the agent (Charlie) of a farmer is also the agent for Clarkson. And Clarkson wanted to rent out his sheeps to the other farmer but since Clarksons agent who should negotiate the price is also the agent for the other farmer negotiating the price for him it creates a conflict of interest and a comedically absurd situation where Charlie has to represent both and basically negotiate with himself.
Clarkson’s tax dodge
What hilarious is that a huge amount of the struggles that Clarkson has on the show are really his own incompetence, blamed on others or the government.
Meanwhile, the tax changes are being put in place to stop people who don't really care about farming using farmland as a tax dodge. Which Clarkson outright said he was also doing.
Stop spreading misinformation simply because you dont like Jeremy Clarkson.
@@yarghhargh9345 Clarkson said he did as a tax dodge. He's also using it as a TV show set too though. Since otherwise the way he's managing the farm makes no sense.
He bought a farm so he could dodge £2M in taxes when he passes it on to his heirs? That sounds like a lot of work for someone worth a reported £50M+ - Even that being the case, I think society as a whole has benefitted tremendously from the awareness the show has brought to the state of British farming, not to mention the countless people employed and profiting directly from the activities of the farm and show. The tax man gets a cut of all of that, don't forget.
he initially bought the farm because of inheritance tax. He figured he would just by the land, let the farm hand do the business and he would leave it to his daughters to sell at a later date.
THEN the BBC refused to renew his contract when it expired (he wasnt fired) and after he made a Game of Thrones joke about Meghan Merkyl, mainstream TV all collectively black listed him. No more Millionaire, HIGNFY, etc. Even Grand Tour was called off. At the same time, the above mentioned farm hand of many years retired and Clarkson, in his own words said it best "I have had an brainwave. I shall farm it myself!" The goal was clear. He would make Clarkson's Farm which was content, which meant money. Then he would make millions selling wheat and barely, build a farm shop and a on site cafe. But as we all know, the council went out of their way to say no. Instead insisting he not open a cafe because it "would ruin the natural beauty" of the farmland, instead insisting he sell it from a mobile white fast food van like you get on the M3 or a B&Q car park.
Over the last 4+ years, Clarkson has gone from having no idea what he's doing, to being a farmer. You can say "No he aint" but he has. He farms the fields, he sells the grain and yields, he's managing live stock which he is now selling at the pub he bought (we'll get to that). Like it or not, he IS a farmer. He's even been given awards as one. And if you're gonna say "4 years doing it dont make you a farmer" thats a weak argument. I've done roofing for 3 years. So am I not actually a roofer? Retail workers on their 4th year, you saying they dont actually work in retail because its only been a few years? Its a weak argument, so don't try that either.
And like i said, now he runs a pub. And how funny is it that he buys it to sell his food there, with a lovely rear smoking area and says "first act of business, Kier Starmer is banned" only for Labour to then come out the next day and say "we are in talks about making it illegal to smoke in pub gardens, anywhere near a shop, a public place and even your own back garden." At this point, it really feels like the government just hate him. And he had to buy the pub because he is helping the other farmers. Their livestock keeps getting TB and the government is refusing to reinstate the british flag logo on their packages that gives them more per sale, so Clarkson instead said he would buy the animals instead at full price, have them killed, frozen and then sold in the pub as food, netting him a profit. Again, like him or hate him, you cannot deny Clarkson is helping the farming community.