That didn't stop him from putting a ring on her finger and a baby inside her, so either he figured it out, or he's just gonna bumble fuck his way through life....but its Pat, so we know the path he chose XD
SCP-4587 Object Class: Euclid Containment Procedures: SCP-4567 is to be invited to at least one session of video game play every two weeks. The video games used during this session must fulfill two requirements: be colloiquially considered fighting games, have received at least one review score less than 7/10. There must be precisely three other participants in the session, and said session must occur on a Saturday morning. Description : SCP-4587, originally known as ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️, is a young adult with a large beard and deep blue eyes. Interestingly, his visage can be perfectly mapped on to the Shroud of Turin, though the implications of this are not known. SCP-4587’s main anomalous properties manifest whenever he attends a session of video game play compliant with the containment procedures listed above. Upon arriving at the location of the session of play, SCP-4587 will proclaim that he has “[REDACTED]”, regardless of whether or not he was initially requested to bring anything to the session. At this point, at least one other participant in the session will attempt to murder SCP-4587. These attempts invariably fail, and shortly afterward all individuals involved seem to lose any ill will toward each other, usually around the time the video game begins operations. If SCP-4587 does not attend one of these sessions at least once every two weeks, a secondary, more dangerous anomalous property begins to manifest. All human individuals within a mile radius will begin to become obsessed with japanese animation in the “Slice-of-life” genre and the PlayStation Vita portable gaming system, occasionally to the point of [DATA EXPUNGED], which can result in extreme pain and death. The manifestation of these anomalous properties does not appear to be voluntary on the part of SCP-4587.
Saturday Morning Scrublords has always been released on Fridays. The joke being that these games are so bad they don't even deserve to have their series updated on the right day. Because fuck it.
imagine that bin chibi vs hyper misp fight but live action. A small child flapping her arms and flying at high speeds at an adult woman desperately shooting laser beams to stop her.
What is going on?!?!?! It's Friday 3:00 (EST). I was not expecting a Fisticuffs/Scrublords this early. But I guess the Shitstorm rules as king for the evening upload. Love the redaction by the way. Nicely done.
The Beniot-ing of Liam is almost complete now. Just the door opening is the last thing I believe. I don't know if we should let this happen, or we should take the approach of never letting them forget.
This games shityness makes me wanna make a game called "Fighting Sliders" where every characters animation is out of synch so they slide all around the stage and hit you with mistimed attacks, just for fun of how much it would make guys like Pat and woolies brains burst with annoyance XD
The beat em up videos have been weekly for so long and yet they still don't choose the characters systematically so they don't get confused about who they've chosen and not.
16:42,now you look like Comicbookgirl19. XD That was the best comment ever. Though Comicbookgirl19 cosplaying as Highway Star would be badass. #angeleyeshighwaystarisbae!!
Can someone help me out?I feel as though I have fallen behind on my best friends play lore.Did matt use his [Gougi] to turn Liam into an actual box of cookies now?
The restless nights are just the beginning as Billy slowly succumbs into madness and the only thing we'll ever read from the description is the word "blank"
Yes, "H Star" does stand for "Highway Star". I know this because you played this game, before, but have apparently since suffered matching head wounds and are experiencing all of these characters anew, making all the same observations you did the first time. At least this version has some cool new art tricks, though, like painting over the 3D rendered lady's sprites and putting bugeyes on her hitstun frames. That was more effective than I thought it'd be.
Guys! I hope you find fighting games like these that nobody knows about, I'm trying to find an old school fighting game that has a baseball fighting character (not talking about rival schools) in 2D, plays similar to MVC, sf, n kof, hopefully you guys come across a game like that.
Every so often, a ScrubLord will come so powerful in its ineptitude, so immense in its dumbly rumbly bumbly, that it can force The best friends through the hands of Billy to debut it on the day of Fisticuffs
*[ R E D A C T E D ]*
Oh holy shit, they are running with the [REDACTED] joke
im am out of the loop what's going on?
yeh I'm not caught up with all the podcast, so I don't know what's on, either. :
I's a thing from the sub. If you mention, by name, a certain ex-zaibatsu member your comment is automatically [REDACTED] for public safety.
so has that guy been banned or something?
you mean Chris Benoit?
The last piece of [REDACTED] has finally been taken out of the channel. Good night, sweet prince.
fadedLotuz [REDACTED] will forever live in the Machinima intro.
Unless that changes too. Where [REDACTED] would be, just a moment of static.
You guys mean Hollywood Hogan, right?
I’ll always miss that racist old hair-curtain and his clone of a masculine daughter, Hollywood Hogana.
The last piece of [REDACTED] is in captivity. The Zaibatsu is at peace.
Has Oreo-senpai finally replaced Liam-senpai on the channel?
Too soon...
Finally
RIP Fallen-Star Liam....
Jk he’s got his own channel 👍🙏👏
Is nothing advertiser-friendly any more?
Man, they're doing some high-tier retcons these days.
Next time they're gonna replace Pat with a toilet.
*REDACTED*
Billy, are you alright?
He is the Lone Survivor
He nailed it dead on in the description, though.
Yeh
ARE YOU OKAY!? - Matt.
Liam was taken away by the CIA and if Billy puts any of his words online they'll come for him next
Organized crime is powerful
YOU REDACTED THE COOKIES?!
"I can't figure out my girl!"
"Yeah, join the club."
Well played, Patrick.
That didn't stop him from putting a ring on her finger and a baby inside her, so either he figured it out, or he's just gonna bumble fuck his way through life....but its Pat, so we know the path he chose XD
I bet woolie made them change the intro because of his new found ghost hate
"I AIN'T SCARED OF NO GHOST!!!" -Woolie The Liar
can't spell woolie with out lie
bob dolan That's really strong!
bob dolan Also what do you mean "new found" Bitch Nigga ass ghost ring a bell?
Remember that time Liam beat HBK and Triple H in that triple threat match at Wrestlemania?
Oh wow, I remember playing this as a kid! The last boss was some ugly CGI angel woman sin.
Nora Suko No idea you watch TBFP... Neat
He/she is also on liams stream most of the times.
That One Guy Who is [Redacted]?
[RETIRED]
Artist page, for uninitiated: www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=9139574
Yay Liams Soul Brought the cookies
Matt. Woolie's looking up emotions.
Patt: They're just chemicals.
... Damn.
Finally, my "Saber Marionette J x Ah! My Goddess" game has arrived.
...
Yeah, you heard me.
Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 why do I see you everywhere
I've heard of one of those things.
Saber Marionette is a franchise that deserves a new show.
I never thought I would see someone mention Saber Marionette J
The powerpuff girls was for little boys but saber marionnette j was for big boys
SCP-4587
Object Class: Euclid
Containment Procedures: SCP-4567 is to be invited to at least one session of video game play every two weeks. The video games used during this session must fulfill two requirements: be colloiquially considered fighting games, have received at least one review score less than 7/10. There must be precisely three other participants in the session, and said session must occur on a Saturday morning.
Description : SCP-4587, originally known as ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️, is a young adult with a large beard and deep blue eyes. Interestingly, his visage can be perfectly mapped on to the Shroud of Turin, though the implications of this are not known.
SCP-4587’s main anomalous properties manifest whenever he attends a session of video game play compliant with the containment procedures listed above. Upon arriving at the location of the session of play, SCP-4587 will proclaim that he has “[REDACTED]”, regardless of whether or not he was initially requested to bring anything to the session. At this point, at least one other participant in the session will attempt to murder SCP-4587. These attempts invariably fail, and shortly afterward all individuals involved seem to lose any ill will toward each other, usually around the time the video game begins operations.
If SCP-4587 does not attend one of these sessions at least once every two weeks, a secondary, more dangerous anomalous property begins to manifest. All human individuals within a mile radius will begin to become obsessed with japanese animation in the “Slice-of-life” genre and the PlayStation Vita portable gaming system, occasionally to the point of [DATA EXPUNGED], which can result in extreme pain and death. The manifestation of these anomalous properties does not appear to be voluntary on the part of SCP-4587.
I've had the idea of registering these bastards as a J-SCP, for a while now. Good on you, man
Dude this was super well done, I hope to see this article in the main list
Friday is the new Saturday
And also afternoon is the new morning
I don’t remember a time when they were both on the appropriate days other than in the beginning. I could obviously be wrong.
I hereby declare that henceforth this saturday shall be known as Fry-day!
Saturday Morning Scrublords has always been released on Fridays. The joke being that these games are so bad they don't even deserve to have their series updated on the right day.
Because fuck it.
Mystic Deadman Oh that makes so much sense.
It's Friday Afternoon.
Friday night here.
They promise nothing and deliver less...
It's Friday afternoon in Montreal.
Yeah, but Shitstorm takes the night slot, so it's either early or nothing.
I guess they could've posted it Saturday morning. :P
Erik Martinez its actually Saturday Morning on some parts of the Earth.
Theres enough jiggle physics in this game to cause an earthquake.
imagine that bin chibi vs hyper misp fight but live action. A small child flapping her arms and flying at high speeds at an adult woman desperately shooting laser beams to stop her.
Saturday Morning Scrublord on a Friday Afternoon, Guys this spooky fuckup is the Meta of Shitstorm
I hate it when cookies forget to bring Liam
that attempt to erase liam out of existence is like what vince mcmahon do to chris benoit
This game has Mugen levels of art clashing
Its Saturday somewhere...
in japan.
Anime games get uploaded on Japan time. This is the new lore.
cleepa
What is going on?!?!?! It's Friday 3:00 (EST). I was not expecting a Fisticuffs/Scrublords this early. But I guess the Shitstorm rules as king for the evening upload.
Love the redaction by the way. Nicely done.
So is the plan to just retcon Liam out of existence? Like, maybe he was just a dream we all had?
retcon who?
more like a daymare
Or Hollywood Hogan, Chris Benoit, And of course *Uncenable*
What a horrible realization of dying friendships.
Now go! Let the Legend come back to *fades from existance*
The games title reminds me of Liam and his BLUE EYES
mkatapodis2 Reminds you of who?
Huh? I said, it reminds me of L ... wait, what? Who's "Liam"?
@@mkatapodis2 you people are seriously messed up. Does it hurt that much to NOT talk in irony?
Oh how I miss the edginess of spikey 90s anime hair. It's a trope near and dear to my heart. It'll also never go away.
Finally the cookies weren't forgotten,
but I feel like something important was lost.
Bin Chibi moves are hilarious
The Beniot-ing of Liam is almost complete now.
Just the door opening is the last thing I believe.
I don't know if we should let this happen, or we should take the approach of never letting them forget.
This games shityness makes me wanna make a game called "Fighting Sliders" where every characters animation is out of synch so they slide all around the stage and hit you with mistimed attacks, just for fun of how much it would make guys like Pat and woolies brains burst with annoyance XD
They really over exaggerated how bad this game is it's a pretty fun fighting game
BILLY YOU ARE TOO GOOD AT YOUR JOB...STOP THIS INSANITY NOW!!!
17:09
Um, panda? Where are you attacking?
Theit's Saturday morning somewhere
3x3 eyes reference a minute in?
MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THOUGH
So nce to see [REDACTED] again after so long!
Hearing Matt mention 3x3 Eyes made me happier than I'd thought but less than I'd hoped... big strong reference!
that panda tongue placement sure is .... something?
cant wait for robo chibi to make it into cross tag battle
That Panda's grab makes me uncomfortable...
Hoxtolicious R E R O R E R O T R A P U
I can be you're angle or devil eyes.
Goddamit!
I was going for that comment!
You tried.
Nilon241 could ya be a right angle, or a left?
Superbestfriends quality time scheduling here folks! Good job guys, really good job.
I think at this point Woolie just wills fighting games into existence and they get written into history and everyone's memories retroactively.
Why is this a scrublords? Weird art mix aside, it looks pretty fun.
Billy, thank you for that intro edit.
That [redacted] makes me feel something inside...
An Uncenable feeling, almost like a star that was arisen...
Until we figure out emotion, we'll never understand this feeling.
It's Friday afternoon, and yet it feels like the evening already. Damn you and your time magic.
When you post Saturday Morning Scrublords, but it's secretly Friday Afternoon Fightlords
No.. [REDACTED] will never be forgotten..
Eyes of Heaven
Robo Chibi tho holy shit
i always enjoy videos with 4:3 aspect ratio
it makes me feel less annoyed about having fuckass wifi that can barely play 360p
I see Jonathan, Ed and Tony decided to play videogames today!
Yes matt, Umemaro 3d is the greatest anime franchise of all time
That hooch licking panda is OP. Plz nerf.
Hearing Matt going "MY TUSH!" in that voice made me laugh far too hard
The beat em up videos have been weekly for so long and yet they still don't choose the characters systematically so they don't get confused about who they've chosen and not.
Instead of oreo's, they should just re-record that first part with Matt standing there so he is yelling at himself
Nani?! It's not even Friday night nor Saturday morning you scrubs! And why are cookies redacted?! Who brought them?!
Liam is back, though it looks like he had one hell of a make over now that he's turned into a PNG of Oreos XD
that hard Benoit in the intro. oh yes. we miss you [Redacted]-senpai
Which is better? Having 9 shotas in a game, or having 3 in there as 3 different selectable "characters" each?
16:42,now you look like Comicbookgirl19. XD That was the best comment ever. Though Comicbookgirl19 cosplaying as Highway Star would be badass. #angeleyeshighwaystarisbae!!
Everything about this game is all over the place: the "art" styles, the mechanics, even the jiggling.
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I asked for cookies forgetting Liam and I get it.
You guys are doing it wrong! promise nothing and deliver less! you truly are the scrublords.
Not gonna lie,this is actually an alright game with some rad as fuck music and charecter designs (Highway Star is best girl)
Can someone help me out?I feel as though I have fallen behind on my best friends play lore.Did matt use his [Gougi] to turn Liam into an actual box of cookies now?
The restless nights are just the beginning as Billy slowly succumbs into madness and the only thing we'll ever read from the description is the word "blank"
When you realize the Shitstorm intro with Liam disappearing from reality was actually foreshadowing.
Awesome! [REDACTED] is back in the intro!!
Yes, "H Star" does stand for "Highway Star". I know this because you played this game, before, but have apparently since suffered matching head wounds and are experiencing all of these characters anew, making all the same observations you did the first time.
At least this version has some cool new art tricks, though, like painting over the 3D rendered lady's sprites and putting bugeyes on her hitstun frames. That was more effective than I thought it'd be.
That was actually a different game I think, this one seems to be a sequel to it or maybe a crossover game with several different Tecmo series.
I fucking laugh my ass off every time Matt mentions Umemaro 3D.
2pm on a friday. sounds about right.
I miss liam. He always forgot the cookies
I get the feeling that Matt's only seen one Umemaro episode from like 2006 or something.
Guys! I hope you find fighting games like these that nobody knows about, I'm trying to find an old school fighting game that has a baseball fighting character (not talking about rival schools) in 2D, plays similar to MVC, sf, n kof, hopefully you guys come across a game like that.
Um... am I the only one who finds that the panda's command grab may be a tad innapropriate? Look at where the tongue goes! 17:50
I can't believe the cookies forgot the Liam
Who destroyed the time line now?
Less than 5 minutes in and Patt already asking "is there a throw?"
Their goal to delete Liam from the SBFP timeline is complete.
This game has the most bizarre clash of art styles. It's like a bunch of random OCs from DeviantArt thrown into one game.
Holy shit the lean-in from Woolie on that whiskey bottle comment! He didn't even blink, he just dove-in head first! Christ!
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Saturday and Sunday...
Yep, that's accurate...
I would LOVE to see you guys do some Fight Night games for the PS3 (4 and Champions to be specific) =)
Billy is the 4th best friend this channel always deserved.
Every so often, a ScrubLord will come so powerful in its ineptitude, so immense in its dumbly rumbly bumbly, that it can force The best friends through the hands of Billy to debut it on the day of Fisticuffs
So no Spookycuffs? I was waiting for what kind high quality intro we have this year.
Liam has been R E D A C T E D
Bottom row H-Star (16:30) reminds me of Jin Saotome in Marvel VS Capcom
No, milk's favorite cookies forgot the [Redacted]
Further proof that Liam is older than he claims. Who else could have dreamt up this game
so no spookycuffs?
I do remember three of those in my MUGEN. Mysterious Power, Highway Star and Black Raiya.
He may have forgot the cookies, but we will never forget him.
Well, it’s Saturday morning somewhere in the world.
At this rate, we'll be at Thursday Evening Scrublords any day now.
I guess Matt finally noticed that we could still hear Liam while he was shouting about cookies.
With all that redaction, is Liam an SCP now?