I have no idea what I'm doing (Slay the Spire)

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  • @bryzzo4380
    @bryzzo4380 8 днів тому +493

    “Discard one draw two seems kinda nutty” is crazy to say after the constant acrobatics disrespect during the Silent runs 😭

    • @bobbydeclown8430
      @bobbydeclown8430 8 днів тому +103

      tbf covet is free though

    • @Fluffyxox-n2e
      @Fluffyxox-n2e 8 днів тому +57

      tbf Covet is free, Acro costs 1
      its closer to Prepared than Acro, and Egg is a Prepared enjoyer

    • @hanthony
      @hanthony 8 днів тому +4

      Next you're going to say it's crazy pommel strike is goated when quick strike is garbage.

    • @drewnash8113
      @drewnash8113 7 днів тому +4

      This makes me think you don’t understand why pot of greed is banned

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 6 днів тому +1

      Nah covet is an insane card. The Silent also doesn’t have dead on as a mechanic, which makes on demand card draw way more important

  • @elusivetrapdoorspider
    @elusivetrapdoorspider 8 днів тому +434

    I can see the light returning to his eyes as he discovers all the cool new cards. I love this series

    • @101lwx
      @101lwx 8 днів тому +57

      its making me even more exicted for the inevitable slay the spire 2 series

    • @sonarchy5158
      @sonarchy5158 8 днів тому +28

      I can't wait for him to try Downfall
      Like, playing as bosses and stuff

    • @elusivetrapdoorspider
      @elusivetrapdoorspider 8 днів тому +3

      @@sonarchy5158 collector my beloved, thats my favorite boss to play

    • @borgar1765
      @borgar1765 8 днів тому +9

      like a grandpa learning he can meet online with friends he hasn't seen in 30 years

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 8 днів тому

      @@elusivetrapdoorspidergod collector is so broken but so fun to play lmao, the amount of runs I’ve had where I just don’t go below max hp from the start of floor 3 onward is unreal.

  • @purps4913
    @purps4913 8 днів тому +139

    We’re hermit guys, of course we call ourselves The Keeper for no reason.

  • @maojun464
    @maojun464 8 днів тому +190

    This man does not seem to know that the damage dealed by decay can be blocked

  • @nullptr5740
    @nullptr5740 8 днів тому +228

    the rumors of the camera freeze bit's demise have been greatly exaggerated

  • @SmolAnon
    @SmolAnon 8 днів тому +239

    he is going to beat A20 on the hermit before he realizes that the mod has like 7 more playable characters

    • @paulunga
      @paulunga 8 днів тому +31

      No different than him knowing.

    • @Senseovernet
      @Senseovernet 8 днів тому +19

      ya, and 5 of them are even good!

    • @Subsistence69
      @Subsistence69 8 днів тому +4

      Egg brain cant handle it regardless

    • @Nighthawk20000
      @Nighthawk20000 8 днів тому +29

      Don't you mean the keeper?

    • @Radditz770
      @Radditz770 8 днів тому +19

      Tbf he did say in the last video literally "let's do hermit up to ascension whatever before I explore anything else" haha

  • @Plorpoise
    @Plorpoise 8 днів тому +98

    I feel like I have the brain of an infant because I laugh at the frozen camera joke every time thank you for bringing it back

  • @PlaceBotox
    @PlaceBotox 8 днів тому +46

    7 seals hold back the Type A.
    Memento is retained, and 6 seals remain.

  • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
    @WhiteKnuckleRide512 8 днів тому +73

    The impending fear that he’s going to play 20 ascensions of Hermit and get burnt out before checking out any of the other 8 equally high quality characters…

    • @MIDGETPANCAKES
      @MIDGETPANCAKES 7 днів тому +13

      The other characters are definitely not the same quality as hermit, many of them are much easier and the bosses are way less balanced

    • @MartinQ3170
      @MartinQ3170 7 днів тому +8

      Hard disagree. The other characters are cool but not nearly as well designed as the Hermit. I hope he does check them out though.

    • @WhiteKnuckleRide512
      @WhiteKnuckleRide512 6 днів тому +2

      @@MartinQ3170 hmm. As someone who plays this game for the interesting and fun deckbuilding and synergies and not necessarily for the challenge I enjoy the boss characters a lot. Their mechanics are all super satisfying imo

  • @ShiroV2
    @ShiroV2 8 днів тому +45

    The value of the plated armor has him mesmerized.

  • @NORTHBORING
    @NORTHBORING 8 днів тому +46

    NL: A 36 card deck? I want to puke
    Also NL: takes 2 two cards right after the same room

  • @MiscFitt
    @MiscFitt 8 днів тому +39

    Can't wait till he reads Maintenance for the first time. Eventually.

  • @GodChaos333
    @GodChaos333 8 днів тому +30

    That deck was messy and crazy. But it was fun to watch. And egg dad made it work. Power-overwhelming kept getting him. Made me laugh

  • @shocky144
    @shocky144 8 днів тому +53

    Lets go the Keeper!

  • @louieberg2942
    @louieberg2942 8 днів тому +17

    26:29
    My physical therapist who takes the job title literally. I dunno why I still go there.

  • @Moon-dt5xl
    @Moon-dt5xl 7 днів тому +5

    NL: i have no other blocks
    Manifest staring at me through the screen: 👁️👄👁️

  • @kildeer
    @kildeer 8 днів тому +15

    11:26 when i'm applying for a waitress job in Germany during Oktoberfest

  • @PerfectPwns
    @PerfectPwns 8 днів тому +23

    2:07 me at the shooting gallery when I've gotten accustomed to the handgun I've been consistently firing up until now, and am looking for something new and different

  • @ChoomChoy
    @ChoomChoy 8 днів тому +54

    He keeps using Coalescence to retain a Retain card lmao

  • @jacefairis1289
    @jacefairis1289 8 днів тому +11

    Glad NL tried the curse deck, it's so fun to walk the tightrope of adding curses but not Too many curses, and Final Cantor + Shadow Cloak are such sick payoffs (the card that exhausts all unplayable cards in hand is also a nice safety valve, but Blue Candle kinda covers that lol).

  • @cjs372
    @cjs372 8 днів тому +2

    Genuinely was so hyped when I first heard him saying he was gonna check out this mod. not disappointed, im loving the builds!

  • @Kryptnyt
    @Kryptnyt 8 днів тому +4

    You did make the joke a lot, but "You should be vulnerable and have bruise/brews" was the best iteration of the joke

  • @osgrace3341
    @osgrace3341 8 днів тому +3

    The game really challenged his and our patience with that first relic bring prayer wheel

  • @angryhipp0s884
    @angryhipp0s884 7 днів тому +2

    -potion called black bile
    -looks inside
    -red

  • @prodbyaspen8968
    @prodbyaspen8968 8 днів тому +34

    15:49 The humble sand block:

  • @decibelmax
    @decibelmax 8 днів тому +8

    Drafts a zero-cost draw spell. Only ever plays it last. 🤣

  • @shcottam
    @shcottam 8 днів тому +4

    Calling the hermit the keeper shows how much tboi has rotted his mind

  • @greyowul
    @greyowul 8 днів тому +3

    Begging on my knees for NL to play Horror when it is in his hand

  • @DingoDjango
    @DingoDjango 8 днів тому +9

    21:26 My friend standing on my shoulders as we don our famous dictator costume, explaining what it is to a confused passerby

  • @_kamayana
    @_kamayana 8 днів тому +4

    When the StS vid has that name and is an hour long you know it's gonna be good

  • @lelm0127
    @lelm0127 8 днів тому +27

    he retained a memento 😭

    • @Max_JustMax
      @Max_JustMax 8 днів тому +4

      2 times

    • @LWmusik
      @LWmusik 8 днів тому +6

      retain and ethereal are two words on cards that he just can't seem to see at all

  • @patricknorton7555
    @patricknorton7555 8 днів тому +3

    take a shot everytime nl says "we gotta do some damage brother"

  • @Ivoler239
    @Ivoler239 8 днів тому +3

    19:04 him saying this after ending the turn with no energy is funny lmao

  • @brunoha
    @brunoha 3 дні тому +1

    54:57 "StarCraft Archon voice" POWER OVERWHELMING!

  • @sleepyguy69
    @sleepyguy69 8 днів тому +7

    we’re fall guys, of course we’re down

  • @Pingviinimursu
    @Pingviinimursu 8 днів тому +26

    7:50 gee I wonder what he would think about draw 3, discard 1 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    • @blackspy025
      @blackspy025 8 днів тому +20

      I dunno, would draw 3, discard 1 also cost 0 energy? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

  • @kalibration
    @kalibration 8 днів тому +4

    18:00 to 19:03 genuinely baffling plays

    • @miniskrrrt2455
      @miniskrrrt2455 8 днів тому +1

      Had to pause and search the comments lol

  • @bobphantasmagoria2968
    @bobphantasmagoria2968 8 днів тому +4

    56:32 me in 2008 talking about Wii games with my friends

  • @AlbertoNeurohr
    @AlbertoNeurohr 8 днів тому +2

    I wonder how many runs it will take before he realizes Memento has Retain, meaning he doesn't need to selecting it when choosing two cards to retain, meaning he can retain 3 cards total.

  • @Wolf_ManJack
    @Wolf_ManJack 8 днів тому +1

    48:14 When I thought the party had to end too soon for my liking but my friend suddenly walks in with two cases of beer

  • @samdavis6722
    @samdavis6722 8 днів тому +9

    Brother you don't have to worry about having enough block or energy for the next turn if you just kill the enemy!

  • @mehranmahdlou4375
    @mehranmahdlou4375 8 днів тому +8

    How is he getting away with SO MANY misplays? When will he pay the iron price... I'm crashing out.

    • @XxXx-gd5qc
      @XxXx-gd5qc 8 днів тому +2

      my money is on an A5 first lose

  • @carsonroach-howell6945
    @carsonroach-howell6945 8 днів тому +4

    Last video's deck was way messier than this one IMO.

  • @Zoragedon
    @Zoragedon 8 днів тому +3

    Loving this so much

  • @Octolio
    @Octolio 8 днів тому +3

    Danny DeVito "I get it now"

  • @DTPandemonium
    @DTPandemonium 8 днів тому +1

    I have no clue how to make impending doom work but it looks so badass

  • @SniperDiplomat
    @SniperDiplomat 7 днів тому

    He's starting to discover how bad the hermit's scaling and synergies are. A20 took me FOREVER on this guy.

  • @zeronova7279
    @zeronova7279 7 днів тому

    the bruising will continue until company moral improves

  • @RileyMulkey
    @RileyMulkey 6 днів тому

    When he finds out rugged lowers the damage he takes to 2 when he gets hit he'll be unstoppable

  • @lolmcswagger7247
    @lolmcswagger7247 8 днів тому +6

    Gets curse build
    Has 2 of the best relics for dealing with curses (one makes them draw POSITIVE)
    Is burning through his curses so fast he’s going neutral on grudge and killing his damage
    Complains about curses
    Never change NL

    • @jacefairis1289
      @jacefairis1289 8 днів тому

      tbf, he was missing out on the two best payoff cards for the curse deck (final cantor and shadow cloak) until pretty late in the run, so it makes sense it wasn't quite clicking til then

  • @videfavati8255
    @videfavati8255 8 днів тому +6

    camera freeze bit-bros we have never been more back

  • @nick-no6pi
    @nick-no6pi 8 днів тому +4

    I love these videos but am very eager for some downfall boss runs too

  • @adampotgieter8703
    @adampotgieter8703 8 днів тому

    every time he exhausts normality I pog out of the stratosphere

  • @nobody-bq4cv
    @nobody-bq4cv 8 днів тому +3

    me entering a grocery store for the first time

    • @yoloyo7019
      @yoloyo7019 8 днів тому

      You've never been in a grocery store? I don't get the joke lol

    • @soupisfornoobs4081
      @soupisfornoobs4081 8 днів тому +2

      @@yoloyo7019 It's really funny

  • @ianpeters1980
    @ianpeters1980 8 днів тому

    We're Keeper guys, of course we forget Memento already retains

  • @aaronmelgar7116
    @aaronmelgar7116 8 днів тому

    Frozen camera bit my beloved.

  • @3thanguy7
    @3thanguy7 6 днів тому

    the 45 card deck goes crazy

  • @mooncrime4998
    @mooncrime4998 2 дні тому

    21:32 me when I wake up and read the news but still find the strength to carry on with my day
    (bonus +2s to whoever can figure out a historical reference for this that works 'plated armor' in)

  • @ConnyInc
    @ConnyInc 8 днів тому +11

    Taking Pistol Whip over Horror hurt me

    • @rcuhljr
      @rcuhljr 8 днів тому +1

      My eye physically twitched at that.

  • @sleepiestgf
    @sleepiestgf 8 днів тому

    we know how dogs is, folks, don't we, we do

  • @AyVaZzZ4o0
    @AyVaZzZ4o0 8 днів тому +2

    Shadow cloak is just what makes that deck tick.. it's just you had chance to get only one sadly it's a different game when you don't have to block.. impending doom deck is hilarious to go for lol I wish that card dealt damage when exhausted too that way the clasp locket is not making it useless..

  • @PleasePlayWorms
    @PleasePlayWorms 8 днів тому +4

    cmon NL you GOTTA get on worms with the boys again. I'm on my hands and knees begging here 😭

  • @wullywullywully3688
    @wullywullywully3688 8 днів тому

    Best intro ever.

  • @Tyranikarp
    @Tyranikarp 8 днів тому

    Bless you.

  • @shamblestheclown
    @shamblestheclown 7 днів тому

    For the past year, NL has targeted the centurion first during the fight with the healer. Why does he do this

  • @alignedlicense0533
    @alignedlicense0533 8 днів тому

    Fun deck to learn how a lot of cards feel in use. Nothing wrong with a lot of bloat on a new character.

  • @soullight7003
    @soullight7003 8 днів тому

    I just want you to watch me dissolve slowly

  • @ardabaser1349
    @ardabaser1349 8 днів тому +2

    That moment when he thinks he doesn't have any blocks in his hand after looking at the manifest in his hand for like 2 seconds, because manifest is invisible to him because it generates a curse that deals 2 damage that he has more than enough block for that also plays into his curse synergy. But noooo, it generates a curse so he may as well act like it doesn't exist and take 5 damage instead. Crazy sh-t.

  • @bobbydeclown8430
    @bobbydeclown8430 8 днів тому

    NL burrying his grudges

  • @jacefairis1289
    @jacefairis1289 8 днів тому

    I'm excited for when he tries out Cursed Weapons, it's like bootleg Ritual Dagger but you can have more than one of them lol

  • @Quoise_
    @Quoise_ 8 днів тому +1

    we’re cursed???

  • @ninarisaa
    @ninarisaa 6 днів тому

    43:36 my beautiful lesbian wife telling me what kind of clothes she wants from the clothing store

  • @theelectricant98
    @theelectricant98 8 днів тому

    This is just like the incredibles

  • @chris-zzzz
    @chris-zzzz 8 днів тому +2

    Haven't watched yet. Did he pay the iron price at some point in the video?

  • @Name-fk2yz
    @Name-fk2yz 8 днів тому +3

    Will he do dead on again, we’ll see

  • @enderhalt
    @enderhalt 8 днів тому +1

    I like this video northernlion. Please make more 👍

  • @xAvispar
    @xAvispar 8 днів тому

    Idk if he realizes the cards that add curses to your hand don't add them to your deck.

  • @Patronfing
    @Patronfing 8 днів тому

    This is a Northern lions internet UA-cam video 🎉

  • @TheQats
    @TheQats 8 днів тому

    Taking 1 direct damage for decay while having extra block 🙃

  • @davidballantyne4492
    @davidballantyne4492 8 днів тому

    I *think* he will play Downfall mode at somepoint, but I think he will *not* ever notice the option to enable the other new characters in normal mode. He will also complain at some point about the new characters only being in Downfall mode. These are my predictions.

  • @D3LTAwithnoE
    @D3LTAwithnoE 8 днів тому +5

    We’re frozen camera bit guys, 😐

  • @eclogues_
    @eclogues_ 8 днів тому

    I love this mod

  • @kimuhstry
    @kimuhstry 8 днів тому

    Please please pick up roundhouse kick

  • @bastil6743
    @bastil6743 7 днів тому

    53:02 me when I'm freddy fazbear

  • @XxXx-gd5qc
    @XxXx-gd5qc 8 днів тому

    whats the over/under on ascension level of NLs first lose?

  • @tobyk-b6303
    @tobyk-b6303 8 днів тому

    Hey NL community, new here but been a die hard Slay the spire player and modder for a while, the anyone know if NL is open to modded runs? STS has a great modding community and some of the mids are great fun to play around with, do you think he’d play any of them after he gets through all the main game?

  • @Schnellfisch
    @Schnellfisch 8 днів тому +3

    Please no plated armor this time 🙏
    Or sneko eye with virtue

    • @jacefairis1289
      @jacefairis1289 8 днів тому +2

      okay but the uncommon that gives 4/5 plated armor, plus 5/10 gold when dead on, is really good

  • @flaskofmayonaisse4508
    @flaskofmayonaisse4508 8 днів тому

    Lol what about my blessed Reprogram runs where we only use orbs for Barrage

  • @mocmeo4425
    @mocmeo4425 8 днів тому +1

    Does he know thay decay dont actually hit his hp?

    • @mocmeo4425
      @mocmeo4425 8 днів тому +3

      Oh my god he doesnt realize it the whole run i'm crashing out

  • @dude135791000
    @dude135791000 8 днів тому

    Try "The Hunter" its another modded character in line with base game characters

  • @snipufin
    @snipufin 8 днів тому

    NL not naming the mod in video title, thumbnail or description anywhere. Yes it's in the main menu screen but man if it would only be fair for the mod devs.

  • @theaxp001
    @theaxp001 8 днів тому

    NL as fans of your stream and videos its only my humble request to not joke about freezing. I dont know how tf people survive the Canadian winter. Respect our concerns going further

  • @MTConboy
    @MTConboy 8 днів тому

    Commenting because I like slay the spire. More content?! (sts2 this year?)

  • @NecroBurt
    @NecroBurt 8 днів тому

    15:36 du-vu doll

  • @PongzeLor
    @PongzeLor 8 днів тому

    0:04 is the video not loading for anyone else?

  • @drdickinson5910
    @drdickinson5910 8 днів тому +17

    Im telling you, one of these days he's gonna try the actual downfall mod, instead of spamming dead on build on Hermit. 😂

  • @gaiasoul9030
    @gaiasoul9030 8 днів тому

    Any chance you're gonna be playing downfall?
    The hermit is a separate mod that gets bundled into downfall

  • @Mrpear234
    @Mrpear234 8 днів тому

    I can't follow most of NL plays but the 3rd floor lost me. Deca had to put up with trash talk before he died. :)

  • @Psychobum91932
    @Psychobum91932 2 дні тому

    52:17
    LP!

  • @clara7026
    @clara7026 8 днів тому

    Cheat is great for cheaply playing high cost cards!