I'm so sorry to hear you were abused as a child, I hope you're okay now. Harsh verbal discipline, even by parents who are otherwise warm and loving, can lead to more misbehavior and mental health problems in children. Research shows that harsh verbal discipline, which becomes more common as children get older, may lead to more behavior problems and symptoms of depression in teens. I wish we all had good parents.
I feel you on this. I guess just know that other people can have good intentions, but don't let anyone sway you from you really want to do deep down, even if it probs def means disappointing others. Especially as kids we're taught to please, but it's your life, you gotta just go for it
This hits real close to home. Mom always had alternative plans for me from my education to my medical care to what I cook for dinner, even as an adult. Edit: Now I know to never tell others my intentions or goals. Keeping those things a secret is the easiest way to prevent the judgement and interference of others from influencing my own decisions.
That's why you gotta leave , living umder the same roof with my parents is always a prison for me. I'd rather live on a dorm scraping by than have my life be controlled.
I rather go to Frigg's afterlife; Fensalir, since it's basically paradise. Anything is better than Odin's labor camp. Also, I don't trust Odin he hanged himself for days just to gain a little wisdom(probably learned it's a bad idea to hang yourself) He'd set me on fire if he thought it'll give him wisdom. Definitely don't go to Valhalla
So relatable man , but I always try to remind myself that at the end of the day my mom has my best interest first and foremost at heart. So I try to tolerate it as much as I can. I love you mom.
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As a kid, I had plans to not get whooped on a routine basis. My mom had... _other_ plans
I'm so sorry to hear you were abused as a child, I hope you're okay now. Harsh verbal discipline, even by parents who are otherwise warm and loving, can lead to more misbehavior and mental health problems in children. Research shows that harsh verbal discipline, which becomes more common as children get older, may lead to more behavior problems and symptoms of depression in teens. I wish we all had good parents.
@@lonelylama5222 thanks man.
Yes i take anger
ZEEEEKEE
@@lonelylama5222 gigacomment
THE FACT SHE DIDN'T EVEN TRY TO STOP HIM JUST HAD THE NERVE TO SAY THERE ARE LESS PAINFUL WAYS 💀💀💀
Plus she said u know that gonna hurt. Lolol 💀🤣
"What you doing in heaven, you could've been in Valhalla" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"What you doin in heaven? its so white in here!!!"
"What are you doing in Hell? It's too hot in here!"
The guy who tried to defend himself and failed: trust me, you don’t wanna be in Valhalla
Omg, that Valhalla bit got me spitting out my beer! 😂
Valhalla is all filled with zombies and shit
Mom: you having beer? Have vodka instead it's far better
@@LuisSierra42 A warrior's paradise.
Ma why you not in Valhalla then
Valhalla is the land of skill issue
Man, I hate how much I relate to this.
@МеаtСаnуоn 🅥 who are you and why are you impersonating meat canyon
Tbh i make plans but dont tell them so this happens so i can relate too
Shyt blew me. 3 lefts is a right
Same
same
“Why did you go to heaven, when you could’ve gone to Valhalla” LMAO
Yeah, man.
Mama spitting facts about Valhalla though 😂
what did the thing on heaven said though? i couldn't understand
@@San-lh8us "welcome to heaven, my boi"
My mother has plans for me that interfere with her own plans for me.
Then blames me when her plans change.
LOL I heard it's even worse if your a only child.... I can't even imagine 😆😆
@@Vanacloud can confirm.
@@bazzfromthebackground3696 Am I the only one who has a supportive mother to a fault? Or are you all just bitchin' for the memes?
@@cautiouslycynical9786 The 🤓 of the comments finally arrived
@@gotaro69 My good deed for the day. Giving the slow weeb kid something to read.
It was actually heartwarming to see the mother follow the kid to heaven to continue giving him advice😂🥰🥰
Accurate.
“Imma get my haircut on Tuesday after school.”
“Boy, why not go on Wednesday?”
Also, I feel like Valhalla would be whiter than Heaven, no?
no heaven is too bright
That’s what I’m thinking, gonna be with all those Norse people 😂
That's what made that part so funny
The whitest. There is no way there is any color in Valhalla unless the dirt and blood from battle are still there.
@@Black_Guy thats why she said where the warriors are at
1:19 this always gets me 😂
“Boy… now you sittin up here in heaven…
When you could be in VALHALLA, boy!”
That 3 lefts make a right had me thinking for a bit 😂
Bro is a philosopher
Felt... absolutely understood. You must be going through this too, huh?
My hearing must be dyslexic fr
1:30 "why would you be up here, when you could be in valhala" I'm done! 🤣
I love these skits 😭🤣 not safe from mums plans even in heaven
I wanted to do my homework but Cilvanis had alternate plans for me
As soon as it drops lol
When you can't escape from Mama
Do that zig zag BOI!
"Why would you wanna go somewhere so WHITE like this?" 😂😂😂 has me ROLLING
All I have to say is that this is to relatable!
Anyone who's asked a family member for advice can relate to this.
everybody gangsta till cilvanis misses
(that'll never happen)
Relatable! Moms controlling every little thing and correcting you
If the father was present, that shit would not fly.
And then never stopping when you become an adult, then they wonder why you move several states away to escape.
the fact his mom was still there is proof he went to hell
Oh my god I’m taking soul damage watching this
Mom I already had plans to go straight. I thought he meant something else💀
It COULD have all three possible meanings
That one time I closed the door on my mom just a little too hard.
Perfect skit. This is the story of “why I left when I was 18”. This, and university. Thanks not thanks mom.
It’s not about the destination, it’s about going the opposite way every time
This is actually so relatable
“when you could be in valhalla” 🤣🤣🤣
I feel you on this. I guess just know that other people can have good intentions, but don't let anyone sway you from you really want to do deep down, even if it probs def means disappointing others. Especially as kids we're taught to please, but it's your life, you gotta just go for it
Taking this way too deep..😂
The alternative suggestions and his reactions are hilarious. LOLed at every one 😂
Then when you agree, she still disagrees.
😂😂😂 Perpendicular!!! 😂😂😂
The "I don't wanna zig zag" plus the suicide part had me dying LMAO.And I knew that the background song sounded familiar ha nice.
The mother’s got a point. Valhalla is cool as hell
What it's a bunch of barbarics non showering sweaty hairy big people who are very dirty
Heaven, more like hell in disguise.
What you need to do is go up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and then you'll be good.
Start
He really said its so white up here 😂😂😂
She’s been peeping Vinland saga 💨
she followed him to heaven
“its so white up here” 💀
"You could've been in Valhalla" 😭😭😂😂
Goodness. This is too real. 😭
moms really do be like that
This hits way too close to home.
The halls of Valhalla where brave live forever!
Odin under his breath: yeah, I lied
Uh oh a Cilvanis skit that hits a little too close to home. Clear my calendar
Cilvanis with the banger upload
This is my dad to a terrifying fucking degree
Sometimes is better not doing anything at all
Don't know why I often don't watch these videos immediately. Great as always
Backseat Lifing premium subscription. 😂😂😂
Go straight boy why wouldn’t you zig zag. Lol😂😂😂
"Why would you wanna go somewhere this white?" 💀💀😭
''can i have two pieces of chocolate''
mom:no
me:why?
mom:''ONE PIECE''
Bro ain't no place whiter than Valhalla
Wanted to watch this video but my mums sent me to valhalla
This hits real close to home. Mom always had alternative plans for me from my education to my medical care to what I cook for dinner, even as an adult. Edit: Now I know to never tell others my intentions or goals. Keeping those things a secret is the easiest way to prevent the judgement and interference of others from influencing my own decisions.
They always want what's "Best" for you but it's almost always the opposite of what YOU want....
That's why you gotta leave , living umder the same roof with my parents is always a prison for me. I'd rather live on a dorm scraping by than have my life be controlled.
Bible said plz spare me from the misery of a miserable woman
@@ChiquitaSpeaks where in the bible does it say that?
@@Sewblon not those exact words but that concept but yea idk right now
Every single "boy..."
I felt that
why is this so relateble
Mom’s got a point. I’m going to Valhalla boys,
You WANT to take an L?!
The emphasis on "boy" was perfect lmao
All stemming from a zigzag... 😂😂😂
This timing for me is crazy
Mama lowkey spitting facts, tho 🤣
nah Mama plans be annoying
WHY is this so relatable?😂
So it's not just me going through this.
This hit different
It's the "Okay" 😂
Going left three times 🗣️🔥
Why you gotta bring back bad memories, dog?
Havent watched yet! But the thumbnail is so accurate my parental ptsd kickin me hard
It do feel that way.
I rather go to Frigg's afterlife; Fensalir, since it's basically paradise.
Anything is better than Odin's labor camp.
Also, I don't trust Odin he hanged himself for days just to gain a little wisdom(probably learned it's a bad idea to hang yourself)
He'd set me on fire if he thought it'll give him wisdom. Definitely don't go to Valhalla
Not to mention Valhalla is for the guys who LOST a fight
@@notproductiveproductions3504
Good point. I never thought of that
Bro missed his chance to kick it with Thor and Loki
The train is cost effective tho😂
I'm so early youtube didn't render the comment section yet 💀
same here
youtube notifications actually on point for once
THAT "OKAY" OH MY FREAKIN DOOGGG😭😭😂😂😂
So relatable man , but I always try to remind myself that at the end of the day my mom has my best interest first and foremost at heart. So I try to tolerate it as much as I can. I love you mom.
I see that Beretta APX 😎👌🏾
Valhalla is probably even whiter lol
"You know what they say, three lefts makes a right!"
I felt that.
Valhalla!
This is classic! You really know the pain and struggle! The Heaven part took me out!😂😂
Lol boi now that's gon hurt
I like how this is so annoyingly familiar.
😂Sounds about right.
TERRANCE OUT
wait, how is Valhalla not more white than heaven? lol
Plot twist: He is not in fact in heaven !
1:07 hilarious
1:07 Me too brother 💀
Suicide is never the answer my boy.
boy go perpendicular! :D
Mom's plan
Every step that i take is another mistake to you
Lmao go perpendicular
Its so white up here 😂😂😂