Why fight? Why fight when John Anti-Cheat is watching? Why fight when someone’s auditing the battle? It’s no longer skill or honor- it’s no longer about gold or riches… John Anti-Cheat is there to mend bridges between different parties, as everyone hates a cheater in their public game!
The other night John Anti cheat showed up in my closet while I was sleeping and inspected all my nooks and cranny’s. 10/10 experience, Mr Anti cheat clearly takes great care in his work.
@@the_boogey_man0 thanks for the reminder BUT aren't you a alternate, which, to my outdated mandela catalouge knowledge are demons spawned from the fake Gabriel? just thought that was a ironic coincidence
That whole adventure of a two crews sinking each other and then the battle continuing with one of them using your ship and you just bouncing back and forth between both of them was the kind of goofy social interaction I love in this game. And the fact that it ended with an alliance and everyone getting paid is awesome. We need more players like John Anticheat who embrace randomness and bring people together.
3:05 killed me. A random guy on someone’s ship playing guitar while they try to sink his ship that’s being used by someone else. And then he’s just like. “Oh yeah there’s a brig over there btw”
We had cheaters roll on us, they kept chainshotting the masts and sniping us (In the air no less) and dominating in PvP, but they couldn't just capitalise on our immobile state. We fled after realising they where cheating, and a skeleton ship spawned on them, and folded them in 2 minutes. For all their aimbotting, they had no actual skill.
Valve should hire you. It would be great to be mid-game in CS2 and just see someone nocliping "greetings gentlemen, it is i, John VAC Anti-Cheat". Would probably do a better job too!
"There are no railings, trigger guards, or any life preservers on this boat. This isn't 5S compliant and is an active hazard to your employees, and I'm afraid we will have to fine and shut you down until you are OSHA compliant." -Brad, Inspector from OSHA
love this man, i'm smelling a new big Sot content creator in the making here. keep up the work, you'll eventually run into ppl like phuzzy or hitbotc just you wait xD
He seems like a very ditinguished gentleman if he would have boarded thy ship i would give him a Comically large Cigar some beer and a Comically large spoon
Just imagine, some random man who just so happens to work for the government and has a boat in the middle of a naval battle in the 1600s hopping in between them making sure their not harbouring fugitives or something
"Hello it is i John Anti-cheat coming to inspect your nooks and crannies for cheat- hey i mean no harm just looking for cheats in your nooks and crannies"
4 Types Of Folks To React To John Anti-Cheat: 1. The Chill Homies 2. The Angry Aggressors 3. SALTY SAILORS 4. The Beginners That Have No Mic And/Or No Idea What's Happening So Just Waddle Around While He INSPECTS Their Ship Or Try To Attack A Bit
If anyone wants to watch John Anti-Cheat hunt cheaters live follow me on twitch @BugSenseii
www.twitch.tv/bugsenseii
@@SugBenseii I aspire to be like John anti cheat. Maybe I will scour the seas by the name of Mark anti-cheat.
@@daltonfrazier6329lol
I already followed but i didnt have time to watch any of your streams yet :/
He John anti-cheat you play on console sea of thieves
Put your links on your channel man
“Am I high? Did they both sink” in THE John Anti-Cheat voice killed me
Glad to see other people keeping up with John anti cheat
“Imma need that back”
john anti-cheat is canonically a stoner
I read this as he said it LOL
Funny thing is I be high sometimes when I play games 😅
The amount of people questioning their reality in the middle of battle because of Mr. Anti-Cheat is incredibly funny
Why fight? Why fight when John Anti-Cheat is watching?
Why fight when someone’s auditing the battle?
It’s no longer skill or honor- it’s no longer about gold or riches…
John Anti-Cheat is there to mend bridges between different parties, as everyone hates a cheater in their public game!
@@TheRealAnsontp beautiful and wise words...
@N1K14-rd8ym You too are beautiful and wise, like John Anti-Cheat himself~
@@TheRealAnsontp thank you kind sir. May the spirit of John Anti - Cheat be with you.
Someone should make a anti-cheat called John anti-cheat
i like how you say "hello again" even when its your first encounter, shit's hilarious
It probably makes people think they're even more crazy
He was there since the beginning of time.
Reverse Judge Holden
The other night John Anti cheat showed up in my closet while I was sleeping and inspected all my nooks and cranny’s. 10/10 experience, Mr Anti cheat clearly takes great care in his work.
inspirational
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All of your "ship's" nooks and crannys right?...
Nope his nooks and crannies...@@ookai1929
@@ookai1929😈
If the devs of this game don't put a john anti-cheat easter egg into the game in the future I will be incredibly disappointed.
If john anti cheat ever comes to an end I feel like they have to
Even making an improved anti cheat in game and naming it john
John Anti-Cheat is the essence of chaotic neutral.
the rare chaotic chaotic
This title actually belongs to dnsl
Lawful chaotic
Thats not how it works bro @@undone.9856
He’s just standing there, menacingly.
Jesus loves you btw
@@the_boogey_man0 that’s a W. Thanks for the reminder, my brother.
@@the_boogey_man0 Jesus loves you just as much 🫡
@@the_boogey_man0 thanks for the reminder BUT aren't you a alternate, which, to my outdated mandela catalouge knowledge are demons spawned from the fake Gabriel? just thought that was a ironic coincidence
I picture john anticheat running on water like the police officer from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs when he spots a potential cheater
"COME 'ERE HEATHEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just holding the harpoon gun while making a report while being dragged above the water by the ship
@Pindeckoo1 its just attached to his waist and he's flying like a kite.
Jesus loves you btw
FLINT LOCKWOOD! 😂
That whole adventure of a two crews sinking each other and then the battle continuing with one of them using your ship and you just bouncing back and forth between both of them was the kind of goofy social interaction I love in this game. And the fact that it ended with an alliance and everyone getting paid is awesome. We need more players like John Anticheat who embrace randomness and bring people together.
Protect this man at all cost
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Turns out that all along the ultimate battle was the friends we made along the way
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“Look at my battle…. Fish”
“Where the hell am I?”
Waiting for the dastardly David Pro-Cheat to make his entrance.
Nhoj cheat John anit-cheats enemy
David is banned from every single Sbarro left in the United States
They boutta make another Flameheart vs Guardians again
David Pro, you say?
I'm so glad there are people like John Anticheat who fight to ensure that there's a fair game for the rest of us.
John anti-cheat is the James Randel of sea of thieves.
Everyone knows who they are, and just will accept it if one of them joins in.
Never before have I seen a better comparison
"That's what John Anti-Cheat is here for, mending bridges"
Establishing peace in times of war.
I swear WWIII could be going on and we’ll all be in No Man’s Land until we suddenly hear, “hello there my good sir, I am John Anti-Cheat”
I swear of this would end that battle right there
11:34
Sovtkillr: "What are you doing in our ship again?"
Giga-John chad anti-cheat: "I magically appear"
Understandable, have a great day
10:00 sitting down and letting them sell the loot while he profits is the most John Anti-Cheat thing I’ve seen in a while 😂
John anti-cheat has that rare conbination of /unemployed friend on a tuesday/ and /indestructible cameraman/ energy that comes once in a lifetime
3:05 killed me. A random guy on someone’s ship playing guitar while they try to sink his ship that’s being used by someone else. And then he’s just like. “Oh yeah there’s a brig over there btw”
I love the guys response “we wouldn’t be in this situation if we were cheating” lol. Maybe they were cheating but bad at it?
We had cheaters roll on us, they kept chainshotting the masts and sniping us (In the air no less) and dominating in PvP, but they couldn't just capitalise on our immobile state.
We fled after realising they where cheating, and a skeleton ship spawned on them, and folded them in 2 minutes.
For all their aimbotting, they had no actual skill.
@@jampine8268that’s why they cheat. Common for cheaters to be bad at the game.
Valve should hire you. It would be great to be mid-game in CS2 and just see someone nocliping "greetings gentlemen, it is i, John VAC Anti-Cheat". Would probably do a better job too!
Victor Anti-cheat
Please let this man sounding like a narrator land on my ship, PLEASE I need this 😭
You immediatly drop all anger, the announcer waves go to your brain and shut down fight or flight reflexes
John Anitcheat..... Balls made out of high quality brass, final boss of the seas and a damn good angler. XD
I love how no matter how many times he gets shot, he never dies
"I come in peace." Yo our bad bro.
"You're about to run into something, let me move ya.." 😂😂😂
johnathan the "antithesis of hoodwinkery" simply completing daily customary of his
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The answer to the question 'Am I high?' Is without a doubt yes
i love it how dedicated your into roleplaying the character you are doing its great even though i don't play the game its funny you got into character
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the battle fish is just stunning
john anti cheat so cold he walks through flames
John Helldiver was made canon, John Anti-Cheat needs a shoutout
I love the pure neutrality of John Anticheat, as long as you're not cheating he will play around anything, it ends up being chaotic
John anti-cheat should start a legion of anti-cheaters. where every server just has someone in this outfit doing inspections
Greetings! It is I a John Anticheat Bucaneer!
"that's called a battle fish right there" killed me😂
1:09 “Am I high?” is one of the funniest questions you could ask yourself in gaming
"am I high" -Always sober dude 😂
The one guy calling his mom mid-fight to brag to his mom about John Anti-Cheat.
7:40 **starts t posing while other people start an alliance**
John Anti-Cheat's is doing a better job than Rare themself ☕🗿
☕️🧐 indeed
@@SugBenseiiThey don't make 'em like you anymore, Mr. THE John Anti-Cheat. Where did we go wrong 🚬🧐
Thank you for your service
Sea of Thieves version of an OSHA inspector
"There are no railings, trigger guards, or any life preservers on this boat. This isn't 5S compliant and is an active hazard to your employees, and I'm afraid we will have to fine and shut you down until you are OSHA compliant."
-Brad, Inspector from OSHA
Company ship, it'll be fine. Bro out here watching Super Troopers before jumping into SoT
You single handedly brung back of sea of thieves player with your work
1:50 is pure situational gold.
dude this is so funny😭
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John Anti-Cheat is without a doubt the best Pirate I've ever seen
"Am I high? Did they both sink?" 🤣🤣🤣
Checking a vessel in a battle is diabolical work
I’ve never felt such pleasure watching videos, but today, i feel alive. Thanks John Anti-Cheat
Glad to hear it!
Bro just starts fishing
Subscribed at "it's a company vessel". Good stuff.
new favorite channel
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Same here
Plot-twist: John Anti-Cheat cheats
That would be okay because he would be trolling cheaters and not abusing his powers besides messing w pple
>:000, THE valued Rare™ cheat inspector could never 😂😂
No, your thinking of david pro-cheat
John anticheat would never!
But, his namesake!
More of this, please. This is gold content
THIS is truly the most legendary sailor I have ever seen.
love this man, i'm smelling a new big Sot content creator in the making here. keep up the work, you'll eventually run into ppl like phuzzy or hitbotc just you wait xD
2:10 don’t even attempt to dodge just square up and tank the damage 💀
just found you thru shorts. never knew sea of thieves yt vids could actually be entertaining
This is a series I hope that continues i definitely see this becoming something big
Every server, boat and player needs a John Anti-Cheat
John anti-cheat is so casually random that it feels like something that would be in Rick and Morty
Bro is just the most chill person you will ever meet I love John anti cheat
Bro i watched and enjoyed every second of this video, amazing indeed. I kept laughing when that one dude wheezing😂
He seems like a very ditinguished gentleman if he would have boarded thy ship i would give him a Comically large Cigar some beer and a Comically large spoon
It's not the Anti-Cheating that matters... It's the friends we made along the way... -John Cheat (Probably)
Yes
Mr. anti cheat being a safe scp
Ngl your videos are pretty hilarious
This is amazing😂
Just imagine, some random man who just so happens to work for the government and has a boat in the middle of a naval battle in the 1600s hopping in between them making sure their not harbouring fugitives or something
New favourite channel. Btw what the outro musis?
"good talk"
truely a sot moment
These types of moments are the only reason I play Sea of Thieves
"Hello it is i John Anti-cheat coming to inspect your nooks and crannies for cheat- hey i mean no harm just looking for cheats in your nooks and crannies"
In the mitts of a grand battle, and bro just fishing 😂
John anti-cheat is the chillest dude I've ever seen
The best episode so far
If John Anti-cheat boarded my ship I think I'd give him everything I own. Just as a thank you for the good anti-cheating work he's doing.
"il just watch"....😂😂😂😂
In the first video: "i am john ani cheat i come in peace "
In this video: 2:15
single-handedly the best sea of thieves content creator
I love this so much. I’m so glad I got your shorts recommended. Fuckin love you, John Anti-cheat
i love it when they ask how many enemies John Anti-Cheat has
Was lowkey expecting the info counter up the top left to say "Fish caught: 1" after he caught that trophy fish while on the random dudes ship.
John should be promoted and have a assist with him, that would be so funny 😂
Thank you john anti vheat for protecting our lobbies from cheaters
Ofc 🫡
Always a good day when john anti cheat posts.
"we wouldn't be in this situation if we where cheating" said like a true cheater
John Anti-cheat is truly the savior the seas needed
Ah yes. The lodestar.
The superior cosmetic choice, myes
Hello John anticheat. There's more vessels to search with cheaters on this fine day. (Best video ever by the way)
This video feels like a fever dream
Golden 😂
the serene mindset brings me peace.
4 Types Of Folks To React To John Anti-Cheat:
1. The Chill Homies
2. The Angry Aggressors
3. SALTY SAILORS
4. The Beginners That Have No Mic And/Or No Idea What's Happening So Just Waddle Around While He INSPECTS Their Ship Or Try To Attack A Bit
The only friendly skipper on the waves
Since John Anti-Cheat has been on the seas of Sea of Thieves I feel a lot safer. Thank you very much for your remarkable work !
This is what I love about video games lmfao.💀
Love your work, subscribed😂