Green Goblin's Master Plan
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- Опубліковано 22 бер 2024
- Spider-Man faces off against his greatest foe, the Green Goblin, who reveals his plan has been in motion all this time! Unless things get silly! Or goofy! In such case I have no certainty!
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IT WAS ME PETER!
This quote officially triggers PTSD
you thought green goblin made your life bad... BUT IT WAS I, DIO!!!!
Remember when your son died Green Goblin?
It was me Peter...
Remember that time that Mary Jane touched your leg and you made a mess? It was me Peter...
Cursed
"I even stole your bike!"
"I don't own a bike."
"I even stole somebody's bike!"
Solidjj's best joke as of now
Absolutely one of the best jokes I've heard in a while
@@notslimeyboiuhhhhhhhh debatable my friend.
"ok"
Nah the best hands down is
"Why kill all fish?"
"Fuck 'em"
Best villain quotes-
-“Why so serious?”
-“The power of the Sun, in the palm of my hand.”
-“I gave a dog aids.”
I did not see that one coming. I mean I should have but Bam completely blindsided
"I pissed on the moon, you idiot."
“Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”
"Pity. Still, if you won't be my knight, you will be my pawn."
"Tahiti"
Honestly, Green Goblin going into a tangent about missing his wife and hearing things Spider-Man didn't actually say feels like something that could happen given how mentally unstable Norman is.
There's something comical about a villain being so mentally unstable that he manages to somehow monologue tangent his way into becoming a better person
That's actually a genuinely fascinating comic idea. The Green Goblin becoming so mentally unstable he manifests a Peter Parker/Spiderman into his head and self improves that way
“ I miss my wife Spider-Man I miss her a lot I’ll be back”
- Green Goblin
"I webbed all over your wife, Green Goblin. She's mine now"
He and Eggman both.
This was the first thing I thought of 😅
Green Goblin: "So I've come to make an announcement. Spiderman is a bitch-ass motherfucker."
You pissed on my wife, spiderman
Green Goblin is incredibly close to Reverse Flash in terms of pettiness. Just imagine if he had the speed force. He'd absolutely make Spider-Man's life more hell than it already is.
He’s insanely rich so there’s that
@@Deathmare235 fair. But that's nothing compared to the mfing speed force
we already know what he'd do with super speed
he'd go back in time to add luigi into the source code of mario 64 just to make peter look like a buffoon on the internet when he was proven wrong
you can't give that kind of man that kind of power
@@Marvelfanatic3658 doubt it, there’s a reason Batman is the strongest member of the league
He'd even... go back in time and add Luigi to mario 64... my God...
He didn’t care. Green Goblin stole some poor guy’s bike and Spider-Man didn’t even care. He really is a menace.
J Jona was right after all
Jonah's burner account
@@youtubeneedstochange4414 don’t know what you’re talking about. Never met the guy in my life. Seems like a pretty good guy though.
I agree
I love how Fast Goblin can piviot on his Speech and make it sound like he still planned it
"I STOLE YOUR BIKE"
"i dont owe a bik-"
"I STOLE SOMEBODIES BIKE!"
"Is your plan to just fuck with me?"
From what I've been reading... yes... Goblin is basically his own version of Reverse Flash. he just wants to troll the hero as much as possible and make life a living hell for him. heck, when someone stole the Spiderman identity, Goblin cancelled a well thought out plan because he found out it wasn't the real Spiderman, therefore, he wouldn't be making Peter suffer.
So, yes, Goblin is just Spiderman's own personal troll.
Yep.
Aunt May died once
Turned out Goblin poisoned her.
And it turned out it wasn't Aunt May, just an actress he hired to look like her.
And that was just the start of it
remember when he had sex with gwen stacy, and then killed her when she dated peter? like damn man, that is beyond petty
@@axhenNo, we don't talk about that anymore, thankfully. It is pretty funny how that storyline is even more reviled than _One More Day_ though.
Whats "one more day"?
@@sweetpepper2595Spider-Man sold his marriage to Satan because Aunt May was dying.
Green Goblin is going the Reverse Flash plot of just f$&king with Spidey for kicks.
"It was I! I creased your J's, Spider-Man!"
Spidey deserves it
If you read the comics, that was just the Green Goblin plot.
If your heroes most daunting villain can’t be imagined just fucking with them then they’re not dastardly enough.
Joker? Yea
Reverse flash? Yea
Lex? Yea
Gobby? Yea
No he does not @@PatGunn
“You’ll understand when you have children of your own Spider-Man.”
Marvel: *Laughs maniacally*
Peter B. Parker sometime after Into the Spiderverse: hello there
yeah he has family in the Ultimate comics return
Spider-Man Renew Your Vows: you hear something?
Norman Osborne: "Hey, can I copy your evil plot?"
Eobard Thawne: "...Fine, but change it a little so it doesn't look like you copied it."
Norman Osborne:
Comic green goblin is as evil as thawne he just relies on technology instead of speed force
This is reverse flash levels of petty
I was thinking that lol
Nah more like Lex Luther given he is rich and Eobard would be more salty
An admirable effort
I got it from when he said remember that time
I’m disappointed he didn’t pull from Actual comic lore where Gwen Stacey was brought back just to sleep with green goblin and carry his child
0:42
Oh my god, Jameson was right! Spider-Man DID raise the price of the pump!
XD
That Web-Head Menace has gone to far!
Ahhh
Spider-Man gave a dog AIDS!
"And I'm sure you know about J.J.Jameson and the articles he's published about you.."
"Let me guess, your master plan was to give him more believable material for hit pieces?"
"I got him divorced!"
"... What? I thought that was because he's just sitting at his office chair 24/7."
"I- ... Wait like literally?"
"Yeah, can't even feel his legs anymore and all that, still won't budge.. why? How did you cause his-"
"I did his wife!"
"Oh goddami-"
“And now she’s going to be my wife Spider-Man…”
“…spider man it really mean a lot to me if you were my best man”
“Goblin fuck off”
🆒
I love how as Goblin gets more random with his master plan voice slowly shifts into a Doofenshmirtz impression. That’s either intentionally brilliant or JJ just can’t maintain his goblin voice over time, and it’s perfect either way
You could even say this was a “master bait” by Green Goblin.
😏
You could say he's some kind of... Bait Master.
...Goddamn it you took the joke 🤣
Yes, GG is a Master Baitur.
GG
@@DD-zh6hzIt's like hes in some king of... *bait master*
0:58 is brilliant because it implies either green goblin watched Peter go through all this or this never even happened and it was just a hyper specific thing he thought about doing
He did both. Spider-man says he "mildly" remembers it, implying that it did happened. Which means that he thought about that hyper specific thing, and somehow predicted it and was very sure that it did happened. He fucking did both
Not only was the mood change, hilarious but having Spiderman getting more flabbergasted and ticked off by it was great
When he says from the shadows, he means the camera dimension
aw there goes goblin with his fucking limbo dimension gun
Oh god, I remember that. He had some weird camera that opened portals and that was how he got trapped outside of reality.
I was looking at the word "camera" for so long trying to figure out how to say it and kept thinking it was said like a weird version of chimera. I finally noticed it was just camera. I was thrown off by the fact you said dimension so I thought it'd be some fancy fictional word.
Raising the price of everything sounds like something Green Goblin would do
Well he *is* a businessman.
"I raised the price of everything so only *I* can afford anything!"
Maybe more of a Norman Osborne thing, especially if you think about the videogame continuity where he was mayor of NYC.
@@fluidthought42 We'll hope for at least one joke involving that.
@@mullac1992a Halloween themed businessman.
Instead of raising the gas prices by 10 cents, HE RAISED IT BY 15 CENTS, This man is the most evil villain in history
If he had been responsible for removing the line of code preventing Western copies of mario 64 from running at proper fps then he would have truly been evil. A missed opportunity
Bro thinks he’s Eobard Thawne.
"It was me, Peter!"- Green Goblin, probably
He kinda is in the comic
I wonder how many people that commented his name actually remembered it offhand.
To be fair Goblin may actually be more petty than Thawne
@@BrendenTait8858okay I'm going to need examples
I even stole your bike!
I don't own a bike.
I even stole somebody's bike!
Ok
(Neighbor) stole my bike!
“Do you remember when the Marvel Editorial made that mess with Mary Jane and Paul, but really it was….it was them, I’m evil, not stupid. I’m crazy, but not that crazy.”
Spiderman checking the script at 1:35 has got to be the funniest shit ever
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT LMFAOO
LMAO how did I not see that!!
"You'll understand when you have children of your own Spider-Man."
Which children is it Goblin? Harry or the two abominations you had with Gwen that we don't talk about?
They were retconned into being clones of Harry and Globlin + Gwen was never a thing
I dont even wanna know
They retconned that so that, apparently, Harry made clone babies, then brainwashed Norman and MJ to believe Norman had the kids with Gwen. I wish I could scrub all knowledge of anything having to do with that entire plot from my brain.
*had with Mysterio
The WHAT?
1:33 "I miss my wife Tails, i'll be back!"
Guess you shouldn't have broomed her fast, Norman.
okay honestly that joke about the L is real thing got me in the first half
his slight loss for words when he relived his memories with his wife was very well written
Dinkleburg if he did everything Timmy's dad says he did
If he did he’d be Dan schneider
@@Deathmare235 I think there's going to be a Dark Side of Kid's TV episode on him
Green Goblin: “I spoiled your milk!”
Spider-Man: “No Goblin, wrong SolidJJ video”
"What?"
"Goodbye."
"What?"
Amazing writing.
“It was me Parker.”
1:34 "I miss my wife Tails"
"I miss her a lot"
I'll be back
The first part of the video fits Norman's character since the Clone Saga. He keeps creating insane schemes simply to fuck with Peter. One time, he gaslit the boy into believing he was part of the Osborn family and put him in a spare Green Goblin suit to make him believe he's a fellow criminal.
"You'll understand when you have children of your own, Spider-Man!" Oh, OH now that is twisting the knife JJ
Meanwhile alternate versions of Peter Parker are living the dream
Green goblin just be doing anything now
Green Goblin reaching Thawne levels of petty.
Raising the gas price by 15 cents, wtf.
Green Goblin going into hiding was ironically a part of his plan in the Spectacular Spider-man cartoon.
I legitimately thought I had this on 2x speed, green goblin was going so fast.
Goblin legit just did an SA2 fandub moment
"I miss my wife, pete... I miss her alot, I'll be back."
I love the unhinged petty villains. There’s something about it
0:32 "ok"
Goblin said he’ll understand when he’s a father because he knows Marvel will never let him.
Green Goblin screwing with Spider-man is GG subconsciously projecting his own self loathing on the closest person he had to a family member (his son been too distant) to unload his frustration on. Unfortunately GGs own denial of his own faults made it impossible for him to realize it and ended up becoming petty and antagonistic towards Peter because by projecting such feelings he in reality deflected the need to face his own inner demons, resorting to an aggressive relationship with the target of said projection.
I like how this is something that Green Goblin would do to fuck with Peter,the man literally once impregnated Gwen Stacy with 2 kids,then took them away from Gwen,then killed her,then raised the kids to be assasins to kill Spider-man
How did they retcon it?
@@Deathmare235 Mysterio using illusions... and being kinky... so Norman wouldn't know
@@Deathmare235I don't think they have... there's a lot of fucked up fridging shit from the 90s that's still kicking around... mostly to do with captain marvel
@@MagicCardboardBox>fridging
Reddit is over there.
@@MagicCardboardBoxnah it was retcon somewhat recently, still, the fact they that left it as is for years is a crime
2:01 "I gave a dog aids"
... I have never, died, so badly, to a single line of dialogue.
It’s the sad soundtrack that gets me
You ever wonder why Super Villains focus so much on petty revenge? This is what happens when a super genius loses focus.
The gas price on the thumbnail being 5 cents higher than the community post kinda hits hard, ngl. Inflation's a bitch.
That was my thoughts, I saw both and I wonder if it was just an arbitrary change or if that was intended
Yeah, it should be constituted as a war crime for how horribly it effects the poor and middle classes so much.
@@PersonOfRandomnesssit was definitely intended lol
Green Goblin out here scheming like Aizen, Madara and Light Yagami 😂
What did Green Goblin do to the dog!??? 😭
And having endgames like the joker and reverse flash
He gave it aids.
Gave it AIDS, apparently
The question is not why but a how exactly he gave that dog aids 💀
Was it cannon event tho any thoughts
We never know. Just like every other villian
You MONSTER, both figuratively and literally.
This is such a good parody of the main villain in any fucking serial crime drama. Somehow every episode so far was actually their plan
Goblin: You'll understand when you have children of your own Spiderman.
*Remember that one time when Mary Jane died due to Spiderman's radio active baby batter?*
Wasn't canon, thankfully
@@fluidthought42 Isn't that an alternate universe? So, technically it is canon, but only for that one reality.
Which comic is that? Because I need to buy it... for a friend ofc
@@johnsteves9158 If I remember right, it's called "Spider-Man: Reign". It's a mini series from some years back, as in sometime before 2010. If you have the Marvel Unlimited app, it's actually on there.
@@130alt
That could apply to anything in a multiverse with infinite universes.
yes, to overall fuck with someone is the perfect master plan because they'll think you don't know what you're doing
“I miss my wife Tails”
Green Goblin straight up Reverse Flashmaxxing.
Someone's been watching Jreg
Always remember Goblin teamed up with Mysterio to prank Spiderman into thinking he piped Gwen Stacy. So this would not be out of character for him
That's what the retcon said, yes.
Bro, Spider-Man is deadass getting to Berzerk levels of edgy, what the hell
@@blueyandicy
The writers have been meta-cucking Peter for decades now. That wasn't even the first time, before then there was the time that Wolverine possessed Peter's teenage body and uh met with Mary Jane. Yeah. Then there's the metaphysical cucking that is One More Day...
So Green Goblin and Mysterio fucked?
"Where is this coming fro-"
"I think you right Spider-Man."
I think this is genuinely the best one this channel has ever put out (which is saying a lot, bc i love many, and i have gone back thru the channel to watch them All). Had me crylaughing, ive watched it like 6 times, sent it to 3 separate friends. Idk man. Just the comedic structure of this one is so impeccable.
Spider man: dude that's not even evil have you seen what the government has done!?
"I AM the government!"
@@MyVanirWhen Norman became head of H.A.M.M.E.R. in the comics, my jaw dropped to the floor. "Let's make the former Green Goblin the new Nick Fury. What could go wrong 🤷"
because we keep voting for the same parties each election
When your nemesis is ACTUALLY a psychopath.
Just wait until he raises the price of groceries too.
“Aren’t you curious why you were suddenly fired from The Bugle?”
“I got fired??!”
"I even stole your bike!"
"I don't own a bike."
"I even stole somebody's bike!"
"Okay."
I love the Eric Cartman dying in a glue trap at the end of the video.
I feel like green goblin was trying to mimic reverse flash level of planning but ends up losing track
I love how this sketch is just throwing literally everything at the wall and seeing what sticks.
This is just Thawne pretending to be Norman but getting too lost in the sauce and then having some weird mid-life crisis💀💀
It’s the reverse flash but spiderman, the reverse Spider-Man
I like how they specifically include Joes cause it was in the first Spider-Man movie and Peter lives in New York City
I would say he’s the opposite of reverse-flash, but that would be flash.
1:05 expected something else lol
the 21st night of September
Wasn’t ready for that Mario 64 Lore lmao love it
Imagine if he actually doing it but forgot because he is so damn petty he forgot what he done
This is one of my favourite videos. You tend to struggle with your endings but this was great; Green Goblin segueing into a heartfelt speech about family and responsibility and regret despite the fact it makes no sense makes for a marvelous joke. I am in awe of your comedic timing.
So in other words, Green Goblin is Reverse Flash without any balls... Gotcha
Raising the gas price by 15 cents is evil 😫
This has got to be the closest thing to the Marvel version of "It was me, Barry" I've ever seen and heard
"You'll understand when you have children of your own" is a crazy line for the actions this man did at the end 😭😂
Someone would have to be truly diabolically evil to enact policies that raised the price of gas.
So this is just Marvel's "It was me barry"
The Mario 64 bit was perfection.
"I gave a dog Aids."
Oh WTF, dude!?
*John Wick Enters The Chat*
2:03 so did he give it to that dog directly or indirectly?
"I raised gas prices by 15 cents."
*US military and NATO is quickly converging on your position*
Normally I can handle rapid humor without any problem, but here I'm like Peter I have no f*CKIN clue what just happened.
1:33 "I miss my wife, Tails." -Eggman
Amazing job! That’s green goblin! To a t! Well done! Also extra points for trying to humanize him in the middle and making him almost look like the good guy! Truly incredibly hilarious!
Green Goblin is just Reverse Flash plus Dr Eggman
this gives off "IT WAS ME BARRY" vibes so hard
globby went full reverse really fast, we could say it all happened in a flash
*I miss my wife, Tails...*
0:21 Spelled "iceberg" wrong and it's the worst thing GG did this episode.
I love how the actual thumbnail for the video altered the preview by only raising the price of gas by 5¢
This is my favorite video by far that you’ve made. The VA, the editing. Perfection of timing and humor.
Just pure chef’s kiss. God bless you solid jj
“I EVEN STOLE YOUR BIKE”
“I don’t have a bike-“
“I EVEN STOLE SOMEBODY’S BIKE”
That is my favorite joke and favorite delivery on this entire channel now on set up and delivery alone
"You'll understand when you have kids of your own"
*cries in ASM*
*sweats in USM*