"Blessed figs end! My face hath been accosted by a rogue stone! My forehead doth bleed with vigor! I think I've gone blind! What lumpish urchin-snouted flax wench hath done this thing?"
"Ah! Ye hath shot me in the toe! Why?!" "I was aiming for the horse." "How doth thou misseth a horse?!" Studio C is so underrated! I hope they get more subscribers, this is one of the few clean comedy channels I can find that has really funny comedy!
You have no idea how scary it was to see me watch this for the first time. Tears were running down my face, my laugh/scream just got louder as the sketch went on, and then I remembered that "no man suffereth more than a man that raiseth a girl", and then I laughed so hard I peed. It was crazy.
I would like to point out Matt says "By sweet NEPTUNE'S beard," the only reason I pointed this out is because Neptune is the ROMAN name for Poseidon, now normally I would have thought nothing of this, but Rome was on the Italian peninsula. The Italian peninsula is where Romeo and Juliet took place, this just proves that Studio C spends HOURS resourcing, or I'm a giant nerd. Either works for me.
"I keep landing on my keys!" - "Shoot the horses, somebody please! Or me, I honestly do not care at this point!" - "No, they have returned, and they've run the cows with them!" - "Wait, the cows are running me towards more stairs! The cows are standing on my kidneys," XD there are too many to quote! XD
Forsooth? Zounds, the tones of laughter conjured By this sketch of most excelling fancy Shall do far more than rack my ribs with joy, But furthermore excite the local herds - Thus, father Capulet, may thy kidneys Ever sleep, to dream, in great repose For the waking peals of laughter hath now Brought unto thee pain; yea, mind those stairs
Hambone Games Thanks! I did it on purpose. I thought about coming up with something that rhymed too, and maybe turned it into a full sonnet, but that would have taken longer.
"I was struck by a stone" I am surprised that after all he went through he still remembered the stone. I think the pain and fire would have made me forget what started it all.
This is the funniest studio c Sketch I have ever seen the first time I watched it I just about fell over laughing and every time I watch it now I still laugh my head off bravo great job
The fortress at the beginning is from Galicia, Spain!! 30 min away from my home! it actually has a balcony inside that I like to call Juliet´s balcony. What a coincidence! @StudioC
Studio C one of my best friends is depressed right now, and I am very worried about her. But your videos always make her laugh and it brightens my day. Thank you so much for helping my friend. She has a channel Ryley Art where she does art videos. She's an amazing artist! It would mean the world to me if she could get some more support, so if you have times, please check out her vids. Once again, thank you for making her smile studio c!
1:25
"I keep landing on my keeeys!"
Matt is the best offscreen voice actor.
+Herbivore The Carnivore my face hath been accosted by a rogue stone haaa
That's a definite! Spencer, now this, who knows what next?
He's the best actor...period
+Mat Clarke I wish I could like some of these comments. 😄
Jason is the best actor, Matt is incredibly funny tough
It's medieval Scott Sterling
Yes! 😂
OH SNAP
Ha!
:D
Lol
We are studying Romeo and Juliet in english and I am now ready for the test.
CosmicSubliminals uh oh
Us too
Same. But there is no test.
No matter what time period it is, Matt can't escape the wrath of THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND... SCOTT STERLING!!!
I love it!
So true!
"My pantaloons are on fiyaaah!"
"Cover my legs with dry straw!!!"
"HARRY, DIDYA PUT YA NAME ON THE GOBLET OF FIYAAAHH?!"
Don't cover my legs with dry straw thou fool aaaaahhhh!
It seems the screeches of pain always belong to Matt.
He does them the best. Tell me I'm wrong.
and adam
@@penniedreadful4903 your wrong adam does them the best
Even better than Scott sterling? What did Adam do?
@@anonymousleapyear5616 *you’re
I was crying with laughter. Seriously. The fact that I laughed this hard and it was just Matt's voice and Jason reacting...this is genius.
I know right!!? I started cracking up the minute I heard Matt's voice. He is a natural born comedian. I always crack up laughing with him. 😂
For me it was just Matt’s voice, so much that I didn’t notice what Jason was doing.
"Deafness, thy name is woman!" Hilarious!
"Blessed figs end! My face hath been accosted by a rogue stone! My forehead doth bleed with vigor! I think I've gone blind! What lumpish urchin-snouted flax wench hath done this thing?"
I wonder if he was related to Scott Sterling?
@@ryanmadaris6940 Probably.
Assuming it’s a woman (wench) typical of that era
I was waiting for him to yell out in excruciating pain from stepping on a Lego.
😂🤣
Me too :)
that would have been funny
Lego is from Denmark. They're in Italy.
and the pebble goes RIGHT TO SCOTT STERLING'S MAJESTIC FACE
"Ah! Ye hath shot me in the toe! Why?!"
"I was aiming for the horse."
"How doth thou misseth a horse?!"
Studio C is so underrated! I hope they get more subscribers, this is one of the few clean comedy channels I can find that has really funny comedy!
Lauren Bachman my favorite part in this skit
He's scott sterling that's how you miss a horse
yes i agree
Uh they have millions of subscribers and their least viewed video with the original cast had 3.2 million views…
Matt has the best voice, and plays the best character, and so does Jason.
You have no idea how scary it was to see me watch this for the first time. Tears were running down my face, my laugh/scream just got louder as the sketch went on, and then I remembered that "no man suffereth more than a man that raiseth a girl", and then I laughed so hard I peed. It was crazy.
Which episode is that No man suffereth line from???
@@chrisstandridge6350 From the Puritan Double Date.
@@thewanderer7307 Thank you!
I would like to point out Matt says "By sweet NEPTUNE'S beard," the only reason I pointed this out is because Neptune is the ROMAN name for Poseidon, now normally I would have thought nothing of this, but Rome was on the Italian peninsula. The Italian peninsula is where Romeo and Juliet took place, this just proves that Studio C spends HOURS resourcing, or I'm a giant nerd. Either works for me.
Plus Matt played Neptune/Poseidon in the Greek Gods sketch. (Yep...I known I am replying months late...but I couldn't resist.
@@the_noldo for me it’s years late
@@TheKarlMarx for me it's half a decade late
shush
Omg Matt is hilarious and he's not even on screen!! 😂
He's great!
Scott Sterling has done it again!!
SCOTT STERLING! The man, the myth, the LEGEND!
SCOTT STERLING!!!!!!
+Paul Edmunds I'm pretty sure it's a genetic thing. Some of Juliet's descendants later moved to America and changed their last name to Sterling.
+SeptimusCreed Perhaps you need to reread the end of the play!
Sydney Jezik Sorry, what I meant was the descendants of other members of Juliet's family. I am aware that she didn't live to reproduce. Haha
"I keep landing on my keys!" - "Shoot the horses, somebody please! Or me, I honestly do not care at this point!" - "No, they have returned, and they've run the cows with them!" - "Wait, the cows are running me towards more stairs! The cows are standing on my kidneys," XD there are too many to quote! XD
Donna Doddridge Argh why did we buy a split level home!
Donna Doddridge That is me every episode.
Glad I'm not alone.
Donna Doddridge That is me every episode.
Glad I'm not alone.
+Donna Doddridge And Matt's voice makes it even more hilarious XD
"how dost thou missith a horse?!?"
All these things they say at the end of their videos as well as their genius content make me wish I could subscribe more than once. :'(
SirPerson 36 I unsubscribe then subscribe again
me to
Y'know, this probably wouldn't have been nearly as funny if we got to see it instead of just hearing it.
Indeed... it would be... tragic...
Tragically hilarious, yes.
@@lonelygamerinspace548 It's already tragic enough for me
Every. Single. One. Of. Matt's. Lines. Are gold.
I've been watching these videos for the last 5 hours
Same
Only five?
KarBearArt only 5 huh wimp
Only 5 I can’t keep track of how many hours
I’m on my 7th... it’s midnight... what is my life
I'm still falling, that my favorite line
"I KEEP LANDING ON MY KEYS!!!" 😄😄😄
"The cows are standing on my kidneys" o my word I almost died
I love how this looks like it's going to be about Jason at first, but then it's really about Matt... Screaming 😂
One of my favorite Studio C sketches ever. It never gets old. Well done!
Not even Studio C is safe from the Wilhelm scream
What is the Wilhelm scream?
@@propio2957 it's the scream that's in every movie, Google it.
@@classifieduser134 Thanks dude. I had never heard of it, but I've definitely heard *it* ;)
@@propio2957 your welcome 👍
I heard it too! I wasn't sure though until I saw this comment.
Jason's reactions to the noises make it even more funny!!!!!!
Is it a bad time to ask you out?
Yes.
The cows are standing on my kidneys!
Ye hath shot me in the toes! Oh Why?
I was aiming for the horse.
How dost thou misseth a horse ?
Matts voice....WHAT an actor..........
Did anyone else expect Juliet to be played by Jeremy?
Joseph Bayer IKR
wut
I did not expect that, I was surprised when he showed up as Juliet
What do you mean?
Can you imagine how much fun it must have been for Matt to do this?
Every once in a while, I find a Studio C video that I've never seen buried deep in the archives. Those are the best days.
Matt: “I’M STILL FALLING.”
Loki in the background: “I HAVE BEEN FALLING FOR THIRTY MINUTES.”
Journey to the Center of the Earth
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
.................
"WE'RE STILL FALLING!!!!"
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Forsooth? Zounds, the tones of laughter conjured
By this sketch of most excelling fancy
Shall do far more than rack my ribs with joy,
But furthermore excite the local herds -
Thus, father Capulet, may thy kidneys
Ever sleep, to dream, in great repose
For the waking peals of laughter hath now
Brought unto thee pain; yea, mind those stairs
Wow!
Brilliant! I can't stop laughing!
nice :O Theres no heart eye emoji on this computer so just insert one here aimed at the writing haha
It's even in iambic pentameter...
Forsooth, thou hast taken as thy prize the whole of the Internet.
Hambone Games Thanks! I did it on purpose. I thought about coming up with something that rhymed too, and maybe turned it into a full sonnet, but that would have taken longer.
By far one of my favorite skits of all time!
My most FAVORITE Studio C sketch ever!!! I laugh so hard for so long, it hurts. Never the less, Studio C sketches like this really make me so happy!!!
Matt: "I've gone blind!"
Colorblind
1:41 The Wilhelm Scream, even Studio C uses it XD
I know right! Skywalker sounds is amazing. XD
What is that?
amurray 5 it’s an iconic scream in a lot of movie
This deserves a million views... best ever!
WILHELM SCREAM!!!! This brings me much joy.
Matt is a comedic treasure
"The horses are gone I think your screaming has scared them away." NO they have returned. And they brought the cows!!!!"
I showed my Theatre teacher this and now every Friday he shows us studio C for the whole class time. I think my friend was dying of laughter once :D
This had me snarking into my pillow because I was watching this at 1:45 in the morning while everyone was asleep XD
DEAFNESS THY NAME IS WOMAN!
She did not even notice ANY of it.
YES! The Wilhelm Scream!
This is epic... I am addicted to studio c
"I was struck by a stone"
I am surprised that after all he went through he still remembered the stone. I think the pain and fire would have made me forget what started it all.
okay but this is the thing that makes matt so talented 😦😭
"Methinks I have broken my entire body."
"WHY did we buy a split-level home?!"
“AH! MY FACE HATH BEEN ACCOSTED BY A RRROGUE STONE! MY FORHEAD DOTH BLEED WITH VIGOR!”
Lmfao, 😂😂😂
The man!
The Myth!
The Legend!
When Matt's voice popped up, I died. It was just so funny!
This was the best sketch you did
This was the first studio C I ever saw, and its still funny
best romeo and juliet ever
I love this Im in 9th grade and we just finished Romeo and Juliet. I love this!!
“Leave me to die with the bovines.”
“The cow is standing on my kidneys.”
😂😂😂
After Romeo and Juliet died (spoiler alert) Lord capulet moved to Yale then changed his last name to sterling.
I was kind of implying he was Lord capulet was the ancestor but that works as well.
It's medieval Scott sterling 😂😂
Jason's reactions are priceless!
I don't know whats finnier, the video or Jason asking us to subscribe
I meant funnier
Matt has the Shakespearean expletives on point.
The fact that Romeo stayed for this whole thing is astounding.
Best sketch in the history of sketches! This one is by far my favorite. I love Studio C!!!!
1:42 Wilhelm Scream
1:57 Wilhelm Scream
Yep
That Weird Nerd oh my gosh yes
Capulet! Thy name is Sterling!
My pantaloons are on fire 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
And Juliet’s just sitting there when her dad almost dies
My favourite video by far!
JULIETTE JULIETTE JULES J-MONEY...DEAFNESS THINE NAME IS WOMAN!!!!!!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLROTFL
This is the funniest studio c Sketch I have ever seen the first time I watched it I just about fell over laughing and every time I watch it now I still laugh my head off bravo great job
Thanks for always being here for me. Great Vid!
the cows are standing on my kidneys, hilarious!!!
James expressions while Matt fell down the stairs lol
Honestly my fav sketch!
"Is this a bad time to ask you out?" "Yes."
is it weird that I can kind of see Matt while he's voicing all this? :'D I want a behind the scenes
On the bright side, he seemed he regained his sight after falling down the stairs.
I really like Studio C!!
Only Studio C could make offscreen pain funny!
This is the best thing I've ever seen 😂😂
Change it to Percy impresses Annabeth
That's probably true
I know right?!
-but I don't think they know what we're talking about-
+Naomi Kernica I know;)
Yay
This is still my favorite Studio C sketch(along with the Poker Face sketches of course)
Studio C is so awesome.I have seeing a lot of them!
The fortress at the beginning is from Galicia, Spain!! 30 min away from my home! it actually has a balcony inside that I like to call Juliet´s balcony. What a coincidence! @StudioC
Me he dado cuenta de que la bandera era española y he bajado a los comentarios a ver si alguien lo decía. ¿Cómo se llama el castillo?
Literally one of the best ever.
Matt has the best voice ever! I laugh so hard!
I think it's funny how, up until it zooms in about 2 minutes in, Juliet is just standing by the window, listening.
I have watched SO many of these and the ending scared me into subscribing. Good job Jason.
2:14 What I want to know is not only "How dost thou misseth a horse?" but "How dost thou then hit something as small as a toe?"
WELL DONE. This was an great video. My stomach still hurts.
Keep up the awesome :D
The best off scene skit ever
Studio C, what a gem! So glad i accidentally found this channel
watching this without audio is a whole new experience
Studio C one of my best friends is depressed right now, and I am very worried about her. But your videos always make her laugh and it brightens my day. Thank you so much for helping my friend. She has a channel Ryley Art where she does art videos. She's an amazing artist! It would mean the world to me if she could get some more support, so if you have times, please check out her vids. Once again, thank you for making her smile studio c!
they should make a sketch where we see what happens to juliet's father
The best example of off screen slapstick I've seen.