What If Spacetime Broke? - Solar Smash
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- Опубліковано 1 гру 2020
- With a little 3 dimensional space and 1 dimensional time we can cause some 4 dimensional destruction.
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A moon is bound to hit us eventually so live life to its fullest and follow me on twitter twitter.com/TheCaptainSauce
Hi
Hello Cap 👍
Supppp
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"The Earth now has enough moons to make Jupiter wet..."
"...That's as close to a planetary gangbang as you can get."
What coincidence, he said that as I saw your comment.
The first one is my favorite
Jupiter(laughs in like 60)
game: almost crashes after blowing up the sun. captainsauce: puts 20 of the strongest lasers in the game.
B)
Hahahahaha 😆
Cap: shouldn’t be dark in here there’s no sun
Stars:am I a joke to you?
I knew someone had to point that out lol
CaptainSauce: opens about 8 dozen black holes all over earth
Trypophobics: *AAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Captainsauce: Im gonna have to reset the universe
Pucci: *Hey thats my thing*
😏 Mado In Hebun
Made in heaven
Pucci sad
JOJO VIBE
LOL i commented something similar and i did not even se this comment
(ill delete mine since this is the original)
"Either way, I'm gonna call it uranus because I'm gonna eat it"
- local insane canada man, 2020
I actually raised America’s iq!
Yes
witch one
EVERY TIME I COME TO THE COMMENTS AND READ ONE THEY SAY IT IN THE VIDEO
THIS EXACT COMMENT
5:23 *blackhole uses flame wheel and double team*
5:37 *critical hit*
5:50 *sun uses supernova*
6:09 *earth has fainted*
*sun gained 30 xp*
*blackhole gained 10 xp*
“Let’s just call it Uranus, cause I’m gonna eat it”
-Captain Sauce
Bro this had me dead 😂
Same 🤣😂😂😂
It eat gonna ,Uranus it call just let's
"ti tae annog m'I esuac ,sunarU ti llac tsuj s'tel"
ecuaS niatpaC-
@@notstazzmann9429
hey.. Ecuas, michael here
@@mewxtherealitygod4706
enozzatS innavoiG@
ereh leahcim ,saucE ..yeh
"At least no one died."
*It's kinda hard to kill people on a planet that has no people in the first place.*
_that’s the joke..._
Lol
R/wooosh
r/woosh
@@Sy21124 r/foundthemobileuser
Captain sauce: there's a force field around this planet
Greystillplays: *already destroyed the planet not knowing about the force field* wait what?
Yes someone else who watches both!!!
@@justinbunker5617 Ahh yes 2 more people who watches both
@@dcbishop7932 Ah yes 3 more people who watch both
@@Vv24708 ah yes 4 more people who watches both
@@spacecatkin ah yes 5 more people who watch both
Me: “what if the moon hit the moon?”
Captain sauce: “ just watch this video
I been watching this man for 2 years and he is still funny as f
Yea
Yea
You need to drink some more tea,
actually he is not
your not thinking straight little maggot.
I’m surprised his next video wasn’t more of that game where you’re trying to break up a pair. He seemed really invested in whatever was going on with that squidward.
Not gonna lie this looks almost exactly like cybertron, and the center is the all spark
You’re right and someone actually watch is Transformers
Sooo true
Facts
@@apposgaming8873 I know but every time I talk about it it is like nobody else knows about it
Oh no the transformers are all dead
No one
No one in the whole Universe
Captain Sauce: "I'm going to call it Uranus because I'm going to eat."
You should call it "The off brand Death star"
It is a death star
That is brilliant
The of brand death stat
I thought 'knockoff death star', so we are on the same page🤣
Cap should pick you guys well I was gonna name it the captain’s planet
I love how the planet destroyers be like "I'm outta here" right before it explodes.
hey sauce, why don't you try shooting the sun while the Dyson sphere has it's shied up
same effect
Bathrooms In the Future: “Im gonna Grab my Laser and Wipe away My Shame...”
“It’s just gonna pop insid-“
*FRICKING EXPLODES*
LoL
Haven’t even watched and I can tell it’s a banger
That one dislike didn’t when the video came out *20 seconds ago*
@@mrnoobkingyt7686 no there was one dislike when the video came out 20 seconds ago
@@rezeki1786 oh
"I'm no space biologist"
Yeah, I can tell.
Hes a more of a planet penatrator
Cap: 3:26
Pucci: Oh,im WAY ahead of ya buddy.
10:40 - That is Venus, and the huge amounts of clouds make it look like Jupiter.
You are indeed correct
And 10:11 it's a neutron star, they can be the same volume as a mountain because they're that dense like my skull sorta ig
"sometimes you just gotta let loose"
FOOTLOSE, KICK OFF YA SUNDAY SHOES
So this game is a footloose?
xD
“They left us a nugget”
Me: “Dinner is served, an earth nugget”
Sorry that the cooking took 4 bil years
Hints for cap on this game:
The number 69
Europe and America will fight back
Borg world
10:47 looks like Venus, Jupiter has a bunch of stripes an a big spot
Jupiter is also a gas giant and the inside of that planet was definitely rocky.
I would probably guess Venus too.
Venus looks nothing like that
Weebs: *IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE?!?!!*
If you know that then your a you know
I dont know
If you know that then your a you know
69
@NCR Veteran Ranger
Or...
Bang.
NAME THAT PLANET
"DEATH STAR 2.0"
Black hole
there's already a Death Star 2
@@monkeysgaming4978 I know
one really cool thing you can do is when there is only a small chunck of a planet left, fire a bunch of misiles at it and it does a really cool explosion in the center
Never seen a video lag before. So this is what happens when you're early.
Lol
I never seen a planet blow up in the first five seconds.
Name the planet with the shield “ the techno star” like so captain sauce can see
avarage like beggar
Nah
@@burntspud7466 it's kinda ironic if you translate it it says NOW
Well. now it’s called machine world
It’s named tech world by the devs
name: Robot Testicle
"I'm not smart enough for this right now." When is he ever really smart in these games?
Dont no
Why did you not get more likes that’s so true
Puzzle games
True
Cap's IQ constantly shifts between 5 and 200 and it's amazing
“the answer is black holes, its always black holes!” huh, smart guy.
"Math problem? SEND A BLACK HOLE TO YOUR TEACHER!"
i see you are a my singing monsters fan to?
@@camboitaco4279 why yes i am!
cap: summons black holes
the universe: no
Did you know (I tested this myself): that if you slow down time, go into the aiming thing and hold down the shoot button with the planet destroyer equipped.
It Will shoot a lazer so big and powerful that it will just pierce through the planet and not explode it
Stand user: Captain Sauce
Stand name: The World
Call the shiny planet "The GG Button", because it will never be forgotten, nor will we ever let it go.
Just let Cap forget about the GG button... its his choice anyways
never! we wont give up!
Cap: Solar Smash
Me: WhErE Is WeSt Of LoAtHiNg
Yes where is it
Yea
We want more
I dont like that series, but you got what you wanted
stfu
6:13 breaking new, captainsauce forgets other stars exist
How do you not have 10 mil yet. you deserve it with your jokes and funnyness
The core of the dyson sphere could be a white dwarf, basically, a star's dead core
Nah i think it's just an alien artificial planet
@Astronomically Correct i think a neutron star would have such massive gravital force that it would be impossible to build something to sorround it. Also, the star itself is massive. But your name sounds important, so i wont question it lol
@@ElBrahh no a neutron star is only about 16 km in diameter (i should probably shut up, as i am not sure what you meant. please dont kill me.)
@@birthebruun4171 no, you are right. Neutron stars are very small in comparison with other stars (because its like a white dwarf, a dead core, born from a "supernova")
With massive i was referring to his density, these stars are almost as dense as a black hole
"is it just gonna pop insi- *pops*"
"What If I Could Control Spacetime?" like creating *black* *holes* wasn't good enough?
0:37 That's perfectly cut screams 101
He never screamed so BOOOOOOO
The name for the artificial black and blue planet should be “meat ball”
Thanks for three hundred thousand likes
@@sockcat4338 LIAR!
black and blue *plant*
OP: has 15 likes. Don't reach that goal or you're a shield protecting nothing.
@@diggydiggyhole-fan there, I corrected the miss spelling. Your life is now cured of all sadness
Cap: stops time
DIO: so it's a same stand as ZA WARUDO
y e s
Only truee fans will remember FIRE ZE CAT CANNON
@@donnadelcarlo3269 so I am a true fan?
@@donnadelcarlo3269 hah pathetic
FIRW ZE CAT LAZER is more original
AAA FIRE*
The visuals in this game are so good... Who knew watching the earth be destroyed would look so satisfying haha
Also ive got merch and been watching for ages congrats man your my fave tuber
Petition to name the planet: Testiclor
First good one I've seen
Yes I choose this one
I was so early that it’s not even in your upload list yet
oh yea
I was so early I did
I was so early I wasn't born
you can stay in 1 spot and spam 1 item while time is frozen to make it a bigger explosion with the world destroy thing
Cap: calls Venus Jupiter, me: you Sirius?
I swear to god, I am so ef-ing surprised that this man hasn't made a smashing the planet since the game is called solar smash.
What?
Huh?
Wat?
*Confusion*
Wat
UA-cam:there are twenty eight comments
Me:cam I see them?
UA-cam:that’s a good question
Edit:sorry I cam’t explain why it’s cam
Sorry
That is a very good question.
Can you explain why the letter n is being replaced in can with an m. Everyone is doing it.
@@minesawed cam’t
@@minesawed idk camt explain it
THE DEATH STAR! Can't believe barely anyone thought about that
btw, I love all the phrases he's come up with XD
Captainsauce: blows a hole into mars.
Doom fans: YoU CaNt JuSt bOLw A hOLe IntO ThE cEnTEr oF MarS
"I'm gonna call it uranus because im gonna eat it" NIIIIICEU
13:47 the planet you’re hitting is mercury not a moon even though it’s only a little larger than a moon
Its not mercury is more grey
A space biologist??? A person who studies living things in space. Good one sir.
13:20 got me laughing so hard
I like to think that if Sauce hit Kars with a moon back to Earth he definetly isn't living through impact
Kars is the ultimate life form so I think he’ll survive
"The Earth now has enough moons to make Saturn wet" I couldn't stop laughing when I heard that XD
@GamerX he did
You are a youtuber that none of my family knows about and that I personally like. Im glad that I have my own youtuber to like. Your great dude :)
I love the beginning of this video
Day 52 of asking cap to do more knockout league.
Yes he never finished it
@@elijahard1735 agreed
How about Minecraft he did 3 videos.
He said his eyes hurt, or he had a headache or something. Likely tried going into VR without what people call "VR Legs", meaning he likely got sick and his brain just associates VR with poison, as VR messes with your inner ear fluids. When you ear fluid movements didn't match what your eyes saw, your brain would associate it with poison, which would make you puke or almost puke.
@@zenoinfinite3244 oh, then maybe he shouldn’t. We want what’s best for cap so he can keep delivering great stuff for us
11:53
Cap:"At least noone died"
The people who didn't die:"we don't even exist!"
Sir your spell is not right its no one
@@gabby6968 He should fix his spelling, and you should fix your grammar.
@@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ what u bully -_-
@@gabby6968 I didn't bully you, you were doing the same thing to Heinz as I did to you. I was just showing you what it felt like. Also stop liking your own comments.
@@Yitewewoteli-dQw4w9WgXcQ idc dont ever follow me in tik tok
Mr sauc3 last year when my nan died your videos and dirty humor took my mind of it and stopped me from crying
Captainsauce your doing a good job keep up the work
10:08 A white star sitting on the couch of space surounded by shadowy moons huh? Lets see of anyone ellse gets this joke
I get it!
I get it
Insert brazzers logo
Oh😏
fuck i hate this
Ah so this is the reason I saw a star exploding far away
H (you’re first)
Gj
NOOOO YOUR COMMENT WAS JUST H THEN YOU EDITED IT
@@Dvoid. you’re not first
“The World of Tron” like the video game.😅
Name it Kyle, because Kyle is a rebellious teen.
When I heard let’s send a nuke to the moon, it reminds me of “meteor 60 seconds”
"Accidentally raised America's average IQ."
*Rekt*
Hey
But accurate
@@seantaggart7382 👋👋 Hello
@@philipo.9314 wassup
“Space biologist”
Real
Let's call it cybertron where auto bots and decepticons are test subjects for important stuff. (fun a hole lot of fun and destruction).
You should play the game called “tap tap breaking” it’s kind of like beggar life but different
Like if you agree
Yes
No
@@pissedoffbucketguy9115 u rite
I saw matt shea
I like the name "Boarg Sphere"
I don't think I spelled Boarg.
Yeah it's the morgz square
Borg
@@chillybones6894 yes agreed
Hey Cap. There's easter eggs to the game, and its not shooting the sun. TO try not to spoil you, summon a UFO around Washington, and Western Russia, between Europe and Russia. Second easter egg, change the numbers on the nuke into 69
Keep up the amazing videoscpa!
3:04
earth: "you throw another moon at me and I'm gonna lose it"
1:21 part 3 DIO explaining his plan
_this is the greatest high_
ZA WARDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@@bananafist6780 wait, is this another jojos reference?????? Yare yare daze
Holy crap this legend is making and heavily editing a video EVERY DAY
Got some ideas
First idea is use a moon, and use that portal thing with tentacles to see maybe if it can rip off a piece of it, or use a black hole.
Second idea is you use the portal with tentacles, and blast it with like lasers, throw meteors or just anything at it and see if you can damage it.
Third idea is you like, spawn the ufo ships, or the planet destroying ship and blast it with a laser, or use the portal with tentacles to destory them. If possible.
Edit: If someone already made these ideas, I didn't read the comments, so uh.. Didn't see that, so, am sorry if someone has these ideas. It's simply a coincidence.
translation: he found the pause button.
Shhh! Don't tell him!
“And....accidentally raise Americas average IQ”
me an American: we need to raise it a lot more to take affect LMAO
You actually only need 3 planet destroying lazers to take out the shield planet, 2 to take out the shield, and one to circumcise it, and cause spontaneous explosions
Thanks for eliminating Mississippi cap! I don’t have to deal with this place anymore!
The Name of The Cyber Planet should be “The Blue Dwarf”. A blue dwarf is a small blue star, just like the one inside the Dyson sphere, so it kinda fits
The star in the center is more likely a neutron star as it was smaller than a star can ever be. Even red, and blue dwarfs, are much larger than earth.
I think we should call the shield planet “Bangbot’omir“ (Bang-Bot-Oh-mere)
(Edit: First, Thanks if you liked this name I appreciate it, second of all can you please stop branching off of my name, I made this name with a dash captain sauce history (Bang Bots) and some marvel for the marvel fans (Vormir) so back off.
Other edit: Spelling)
( Bang-Bot-Come-Here)
@Sophie Hamby alright he made it everyone go away he won
Captain sauce: I’m no space biologist
Me: I can tell
Captainsauce go to the planet with the forcefield get rid of the core that is powering the force field and start filling the center of the planet with those orbs!
DIO:READS THE TITLE
ALSO DIO:THAT'S MY LINE
Who's dio?
JJBA
Day 3 of asking
All I want for Christmas is the GG button. (Just one episode?)
He has the GG button when he plays kindergarten 2 and he might have it when he plays kindergarten so if you wanna see the GG button then you can watch the kindergarten 2 series if you want
2:40 Skydoesminecraft intro song? I miss those days. Watching mod showcases and laughing at try not to laugh challanges.
Hey captain, if you click the little button with the eye on the upper left, it temporarily removes the hud so you can use that for videos if you want.