The Yellow Turban Rebellion | MOSTLY ACCURATE HISTORY

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  • @BlackWolf1589
    @BlackWolf1589 5 років тому +432

    "But lack the ball to do what right for the empire"
    I see what you did there

    • @darkpainter2591
      @darkpainter2591 5 років тому +13

      Yeah in that case I honestly can't blame them for not doing anything

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 років тому +79

      Empire forcibly removes your testicles, so you spend the rest of your life destroying it from within. They were there heroes all along!

    • @6principlesforcartography61
      @6principlesforcartography61 5 років тому +4

      So Dong came later.

    • @torquevonthorne948
      @torquevonthorne948 4 роки тому +3

      @@codybonds but why eunuchs had so much power in ancient chinese society?

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 роки тому +14

      @@torquevonthorne948 it's a specific point in time. One eunuch got in close with the emperor and became a chief advisor, and then he weaseled his other eunuch buddies into positions of power. Soon enough they were a major power at court and surrounded the emperor.

  • @yorhawarc
    @yorhawarc 5 років тому +313

    Tfw most problems in the 3 Kingdoms era could have been solved if no one trusted the eunuchs

    • @kevinzhu6417
      @kevinzhu6417 5 років тому +23

      thats applicable to a large part of Chines history lol 😂 no one likes eunuchs for a reason

    • @tylerparent8813
      @tylerparent8813 5 років тому +81

      Too be fair the eight princes managed to ruin the empire just as badly with no help needed from the eunuchs

    • @willsplayify
      @willsplayify 4 роки тому +11

      right till the qing dynasty (1911), it always was the eunuchs

    • @Woter_X
      @Woter_X 3 роки тому +12

      Its takes balls to do the right thing

    • @burningbronze7555
      @burningbronze7555 3 роки тому

      @@kevinzhu6417 so a class of disconnected rich assholes who corrupt governments and do not care about the future are a bad idea, man we are all so dumb as a species.

  • @Dragons_Armory
    @Dragons_Armory 5 років тому +285

    The entire event was such a mess, back in the more proper days of Han administration, whenever there were big droughts, plagues, famines and floodings, the imperial house had the sense to grand wholesale tax amnesty, grain relief, and the right to hunt and fish from royal lands and forests for the public's substance, but by this time the Emperors (and mostly his corrupt handlers) were so out of touch that it could only be rectified by drastic actions. As the ancient Chinese saying goes: *Tian gao, Huangdi yuan 天高皇帝远* "Heaven is high and the emperor is far away"
    I think its little surprising that the greviances were never totally pacified by the sword but by understanding the root of the greviance in the first place. Although early on Cao Cao savagely dealt several massive defeats to the Yellow Turbans- he immediately realized that they have a legitimate gripe and issued many reforms addressing all of their previous demands, he also pardoned tens of thousands of the former rebels and made them the core of his infantry troops 青州 Qing Province Troops-- which were prominent in his conquests all the way until the Battle of Red Cliffs.

    • @nobblkpraetorian5623
      @nobblkpraetorian5623 5 років тому +8

      Take notes China.

    • @AzureDragon100
      @AzureDragon100 5 років тому +12

      @@nobblkpraetorian5623 They already know

    • @christiandauz3742
      @christiandauz3742 5 років тому +8

      America needs its own Yellow Turban Rebellion, with AKs and RPGs!

    • @alyssinclair8598
      @alyssinclair8598 5 років тому +15

      Keep your people fed. Sounds so simple yet so many leaders don't understand this

    • @johndane9754
      @johndane9754 5 років тому +11

      @@alyssinclair8598 Every country is only three square meals away from a revolt.

  • @beanlordjoe1060
    @beanlordjoe1060 4 роки тому +73

    The Eunuchs ‘lacked the balls’ to defend the empire. True in more ways than one.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 роки тому +16

      I call that a top-tier dad joke.

  • @codybonds
    @codybonds  5 років тому +90

    A big thank you to everyone who tuned in for the premiere. I hope the trivia winners enjoy the new DLC and I look forward to hearing your ideas for future episodes of (Mostly) Accurate History.

  • @johnthecrazed5679
    @johnthecrazed5679 5 років тому +99

    Well it actually makes sense that the way of Supreme Peace would involve violence as Zhang Jue was a Taoist and one of the core things about that religion is that some times a paradox is an answers, like in order to feel happy you need sadness.
    Also it's very likely that his Taoist beliefs are the reason his rebellion was some what successful as instead of “rise up now" like what happened with later yellow turbans, he waited as another thing Taoism teaches is inaction can be more powerful than action.

  • @vincelycaner4259
    @vincelycaner4259 5 років тому +296

    “苍天已死,黄天当立,岁在甲子,天下大吉”
    The Azure Sky is already dead; the Yellow Sky will soon rise. When the year is jiǎzǐ, there will be prosperity under Heaven!

    • @imkow
      @imkow 5 років тому +11

      The line “When the year is jiǎzǐ,” meant actually more literal in the Han era.
      It's more like "When the Jupiter(the year star) is moving onto the Jiazi position".
      The whole prophecy was to ask people looking up at the sky for an answer..

    • @keizoxd5623
      @keizoxd5623 5 років тому +2

      Wasnt "The Azure Sky is already dead " line created by Cao Cao actually?

    • @galecarp
      @galecarp 4 роки тому +3

      next jiazi is 2044

    • @galecarp
      @galecarp 4 роки тому +2

      @@keizoxd5623 no. The slogan is made by yellow turban themselves.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому

      @@galecarp I think a name that short for a year this "late" (even if the christian and chinese calenders don't start at the same date) might be used for multiples years...

  • @grandadmiralzaarin4962
    @grandadmiralzaarin4962 5 років тому +111

    I sometimes wonder what would have been if the Yellow Turbans had triumphed. Many of their ideas were later Incorporated into reforms by Cao Cao.

    • @james-97209
      @james-97209 5 років тому +30

      Unless a proper leader and government body was established not much I mean look at France right after the revolution it took them years to stabilise the country and when that happened gets who was in charge Napoleon Bonapart

    • @grandadmiralzaarin4962
      @grandadmiralzaarin4962 5 років тому +21

      @@james-97209 I mean the same thing happened with this Rebellion too. It badly destabilized central power and showed how chaotically incompetent the government was. It led to Dong Zhuo eventually getting the opportunity to become the Tyrant of the Han. The Turbans might have failed but they helped kill the Han in death.

    • @grandadmiralzaarin4962
      @grandadmiralzaarin4962 5 років тому +17

      @WithAStick AngryWhiteMan That's not really the case actually. Land reforms were promised as well as a complete overhaul of the Dynastic apparatus at the time. The reason they failed was that the Rebellion was discovered before it was ready and so had to launch too soon before it could gain enough momentum. That and the death of its founder to illness were the main factors in the defeat of the YT. The fact that it took around 26 years to fully end the YT movement is testament that a lot of people did follow the teachings. It also was a religious movement. The YT didn't want to just create anarchy, they planned to replace the Han with themselves as a new form of Dynasty.

    • @HolyknightVader999
      @HolyknightVader999 4 роки тому +13

      @@grandadmiralzaarin4962 Basically, if the Yellow Turbans won, it'd be just like Liu Bang during the fall of the Qin Empire. Another dynasty would rise, with Zhang Jiao as Emperor.

  • @robertpatience5141
    @robertpatience5141 5 років тому +47

    I like these (mostly) Accurate histories, please keep making more of them.

    • @nomnomnooma
      @nomnomnooma 4 роки тому +1

      I was going to say exactly this but I’ll just leave a comment and a thumbs up

  • @thesaviorofsouls5210
    @thesaviorofsouls5210 Рік тому +6

    Only now ran into your older videos, happy to say theyre on par with the already amazing recent videos.
    Just goes to show how high quality your work is

  • @TheLexiHuang
    @TheLexiHuang 4 роки тому +30

    “I'd rather betray the world than let the world betray me.” Cao Cao. Who only to pas on Cao Wei to his son Cao Pi who’s son lost the empire to Sima family. All that fighting ended up under Sima family to establish Jin Dynasty.
    Your video was pretty accurate. Would love to see you do Three Kingdoms.

    • @hurricane7727
      @hurricane7727 Рік тому

      If Cao Cao won Chi Bi he would have Conquered China and Caused Sun Quan to Surrender

  • @PianoMeetsMetal
    @PianoMeetsMetal 3 роки тому +11

    A good example of how the good guys don't always win.

  • @idkdude2377
    @idkdude2377 5 років тому +31

    Those Dong jokes were coming fast and hard for a bit there.

  • @papajohns9497
    @papajohns9497 5 років тому +66

    the yellow turbans got one thing right THE DAY OF RECKONING WILL COME

    • @AzureDragon100
      @AzureDragon100 5 років тому

      After they got completely wrecked of course.

    • @samuelbousfield4342
      @samuelbousfield4342 4 роки тому

      PAPA JOHNATHANS WILL NEVER DEFEAT DOMINO'S PIZZA ZIMBABWE!!!

  • @chrisg5219
    @chrisg5219 5 років тому +5

    Very much appreciated as always Cody! Good presentation, very accessible, and a godsend to us folks who aren't familiar with Chinese history. I hope you will do one of these for each dlc that comes out bc knowing the context behind these events makes me appreciate what I see play out in game!

  • @ImmaLittlePip
    @ImmaLittlePip 3 роки тому +7

    "Break the siege of the yellow turbans"
    - Random Soilder from dynasty warriors 3

  • @louditalian1962
    @louditalian1962 3 роки тому +7

    Long live the Yellow Turbans.

    • @hurricane7727
      @hurricane7727 Рік тому

      Dw2 Zhang Jiao, The Time of the Blue Dragon is Over!

  • @nostalgicarchives9463
    @nostalgicarchives9463 5 років тому +4

    Loved this video and can't wait to see more like it:
    Ideas for future videos: The Hundred Years War, The First Crusade, American Revolution, The Pirate Republic during the golden age of piracy, The Reconquista, The War of 1812, and the Sengoku Jidai

  • @rickyjayster2586
    @rickyjayster2586 3 місяці тому +1

    When you grow up, you learn that the yellow turbans were actually the good guys

  • @chrisg5219
    @chrisg5219 5 років тому +7

    A great companion piece to this video would be about the Liang Rebellion! You should do a video on that bc it's just as important and helps fill in the big Dong's backstory as well as Ma Teng and Han Sui. It happened at the same time as the Yellow Turbans but for completely different reasons and is equally important set up for the strife that engulfed China!

  • @Apt00
    @Apt00 5 років тому +6

    The part with the Eunuchs apologizing was great.

  • @darkpainter2591
    @darkpainter2591 5 років тому +18

    2:26 let's face it the 10 attendants sounds better than the 12 attendance

  • @primarchstar2087
    @primarchstar2087 5 років тому +26

    Mostly Accurate history of all of the three Kingdoms.
    You can do each of them individually.

  • @Pickatimatrina
    @Pickatimatrina 4 роки тому +1

    Do more of these (mostly) accurate videos, Cody! Especially this one is the funniest and best of all your videos!

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 роки тому

      Thank you! I love making them but they struggle to find an audience. I'm working on a mostly accurate history of the Trojan War next.

    • @Pickatimatrina
      @Pickatimatrina 4 роки тому

      @@codybonds ooooh, that sounds nice! I am already looking forward for it.

  • @Zmapes89
    @Zmapes89 5 років тому +3

    Well I missed the premiere barely, but keep making videos. They're all phenomenal.

  • @tamiloxd7168
    @tamiloxd7168 4 роки тому +2

    It is ironic that in my campaign as Sun Ce, the yellow turbans are part of my empire

  • @derkpinet1181
    @derkpinet1181 5 років тому +1

    You do such a great job of these, I am looking forward to this new series.

  • @joelkeenan2563
    @joelkeenan2563 5 років тому

    That may be one the funniest videos you have put out! Great video

  • @Aspiringamoeba1997
    @Aspiringamoeba1997 5 років тому +2

    you mean the last family standing, and those guys managed to wreck themselves in a hundred years

  • @Sefhen
    @Sefhen 5 років тому +6

    Peace through BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. Oh wait, wrong game. Seriously though, one of the yellow turban leaders get more of their unique resource from casualties in battle so I guess it's a noble endeavour to die as a martyr in the rebellion or something :D

  • @CruentusCruor
    @CruentusCruor 5 років тому

    Fantastic as always!! Thank you for the consistent educational content~!!

  • @VarangianGuard13
    @VarangianGuard13 5 років тому +1

    Liked the video for the excellent narration and entertaining lesson. Subscribed due to puns.

  • @Waldemarvonanhalt
    @Waldemarvonanhalt 4 роки тому +1

    If there's anything I learned from this period of history: it's that China was really chaotic until very recently, the peasants rebelled a lot and there were lots of famines.

  • @MCorpReview
    @MCorpReview 5 років тому +5

    Farmer 1: I found an iphone
    Farmer 2/ lets sell it to arkansas and pay our taxes.
    Zhang jue (eyes rolling): really?
    Kinda feels like Spartacus rebellion against rome but bigger. Dong zhuo doesn't look fat and cuddly. Someone pass him my all-u-can-eat coupon .

    • @jansenjunaedi4926
      @jansenjunaedi4926 5 років тому +1

      That's what happens when you enter the imperial palace never got out ever again.

  • @RemoveChink
    @RemoveChink 5 років тому +2

    The Eunuchs lacked the balls to do the right thing eh? Haha

  • @warbozz1232
    @warbozz1232 5 років тому +4

    THE YELLOW SKY WILL RISE!!!!!!!

  • @natalkumar6132
    @natalkumar6132 4 роки тому +1

    They didn't wipe their ass they washed it.

  • @stevensmith688
    @stevensmith688 5 років тому

    Great job, as always.

  • @tovarishchsimonov289
    @tovarishchsimonov289 5 років тому +12

    15:04 Sima Yi

  • @katyushared516
    @katyushared516 4 роки тому

    Dude! your puns are so constant, im laughing my ass off. Amazing video, love to hear about this conflict and moment in China's history

  • @hitori3667
    @hitori3667 5 років тому +6

    A short video on the Han Empire’s early days would interesting

    • @lifes40123
      @lifes40123 4 роки тому +1

      Han dynasty was founded by a peasant against the oppressive Qin. The irony.

  • @twztdned
    @twztdned 2 роки тому

    The ten attendants lacked balls, I see what you did there

  • @yetipotato8567
    @yetipotato8567 3 роки тому

    Butter nobles shal tremble, for its almost harvesting season

  • @supersleepy6295
    @supersleepy6295 5 років тому

    Just what I've been waiting for

  • @Sir_Bucket
    @Sir_Bucket 4 роки тому

    I feel like Napoleon's rise would be a great subject, because of the almost positive treatement he gave to the civilians under his empire
    (And the fact that he won battles by buying shooses for his entire army)

  • @CharalamposKoundourakis
    @CharalamposKoundourakis 5 років тому +2

    The shifting from you to the game footage was slightly abrupt at times but otherwise amazing video! Nicely done!

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 років тому +4

      I wasn't satisfied with that either. Originally I filmed the live portion outdoors, but there was an audio failure and it was unusable. It's frankly a PITA and I'll cut me out in the future.

    • @CharalamposKoundourakis
      @CharalamposKoundourakis 5 років тому

      @@codybonds Would it not have worked if the audio failure had not occurred?

  • @jonesjohnson6301
    @jonesjohnson6301 4 роки тому +1

    These are great. I hope you'll revisit and make more. They are great.

  • @elitemorron9093
    @elitemorron9093 5 років тому +3

    But the sad part is Yellow Turban lost.

    • @hurricane7727
      @hurricane7727 Рік тому

      Cheng Yuanzhi in Dynasty Warriors Strikeforce 'The World of the Yellow Turbans was not meant to be."

  • @reecelongden3500
    @reecelongden3500 3 роки тому +1

    My takeaway from this is that, despite being a letdown in TW3K, Huangfu Song was a damn badass

  • @darktrey50
    @darktrey50 3 роки тому

    They rebelled when the Emperor took away the text chat function.

  • @tdbbe
    @tdbbe 4 роки тому +4

    10:40 by this point i think the eunuchs and the emperor were in cahoots with each other. when you say luzhi is accused of treason it probably meant that luzhi was a little proud, arrogant, and refused to pay homage to the eunuchs who were in fact agents working for the imperial household. which is why even though the han dynasty is the name given to china of this period and that the imperial household and throne belongs to the liu family but there are many other factions, commanderies, characters, and peoples within. and the imperials could have been seen as but one faction among many. and as such it will act with its own selfish means. the reason why the yellow turban grew to be so large and successful, and by successful i mean on the rise is because it captured, understood, was part of, and represented the interests of the greater majority at the time. which its leader like zhangjiao preached and represented.
    how and why it became locked in a fight against everyone. namely at first when the yellow turbans turned the great poor masses against their master the emperor. the emperor had to call on the feudal lords who were more or less once on par with the imperial faction but were humbled as the empire was established. now they are called upon to defeat a faction of the people. the turbans became less successful and lost its importance at the battle of the red cliffs because since the core of cao cao's army was of the qingzhou army mainly from shandong which is a a northern region. they ceased to be militarily as well as ethically potent when they stepped to invade the southern lands without good justification. because once they were fighting for their livelihood and what they believed to be right but now at red cliff they were mere invaders in a foreign land.

    • @hurricane7727
      @hurricane7727 Рік тому

      You actually can Fight Lu zhi in Dynasty Warriors 2 and 3

  • @otiting123
    @otiting123 5 років тому +32

    Dong jokes. Wow

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 років тому +20

      Top shelf comedy.

  • @TESkyrimizer
    @TESkyrimizer 5 років тому

    Holy shit the dong jokes were fired like a machine gun in those 3 seconds

  • @tdbbe
    @tdbbe 4 роки тому +1

    this is my bed time story

  • @Dull_care
    @Dull_care 5 років тому

    Loved it loved every thing about it plz make more

  • @saulidusprime2542
    @saulidusprime2542 5 років тому

    that was really cool, more videos like this please!!!

  • @ivanescalon9823
    @ivanescalon9823 5 років тому +1

    Hard men of Dong? royal POUNDING? Ah yes, this is epic.

  • @rayray6490
    @rayray6490 4 роки тому +1

    Have there been a ROTK series that portrayed the Yellow Turbans in a positive light?

    • @hurricane7727
      @hurricane7727 Рік тому

      Dynasty Warriors 3 Xtreme Legends Zhang Jiao Musou Mode does that. In that Story the ones posing as Yellow Turbans Comminting crimes were Criminals while the actual Yellow Turbans were Good Guys

  • @megapixel4664
    @megapixel4664 4 роки тому +1

    Its so sad that they failed to Fight The Han

    • @hurricane7727
      @hurricane7727 Рік тому

      In Dynasty Warriors 2 you can be on their side

  • @TheFanoren
    @TheFanoren 5 років тому +1

    You were really throbbing to jump on those dong jokes

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 років тому +1

      I held back as long as I could. But when the time came they just exploded out even faster.

  • @priyoadi4877
    @priyoadi4877 5 років тому

    Nothing is change . Past , present and future are a mere illution

  • @polyglotplays2418
    @polyglotplays2418 5 років тому

    Everybody gangsta till someone mentions the Dong Commandery

  • @Admiralkirk95
    @Admiralkirk95 5 років тому +1

    Only the truly great leaders find out their advisors are commiting treason then say "Don't do it again" that is a stern and intimidating leader right there. Those Unichs definetly learned their lessons and would never do that again. How could anyone think he was a terrible leader and needed to be removed? All these warlords just don't know what the power of telling someone to stop can do.
    I mean why would school lie to me and say that telling people to stop bullying will make them stop?
    (Seriously though..... he should have done what the Japanese woman in KIll Bill did, lop a mans head off and make a statement)

  • @tdbbe
    @tdbbe 4 роки тому +2

    1:37 you have good points here about sending unnecessarily large armies and maintaining costly fortifications in the western regions while the poor are taxed to revolt back in china proper. dong zhuo was probably one of these frontier military men who turned back with his men to wreak havoc.
    but remember if the armies aren't sent abroad to expand china's interests then wouldn't they be fighting each other at home? remember before the establishment of the han dynasty china was mostly fighting itself with the chu-han contention and before that the grand unification of the feudal kingdoms under the qin.
    it would be like say if the european nations hadn't been fighting amongst each other they'd be organizing crusades or colonialism etc..
    but i do think that something went wrong with the system or perhaps the system wasn't perfect and wasn't meant to last in the first place. there was a little ice age, other natural disasters, among human errors or perhaps these two happened at the same time. nevertheless history is history.

    • @lolwutyoumad
      @lolwutyoumad 4 роки тому +1

      There was actually a point to this. It kept ambitious generals occupied against an issue that would never be solved (China dealt with nomadic tribes on the borders for thousands of years) The Romans did a similar thing by sending generals and troops to Britain to engage in a never ending guerrilla war just to keep them occupied and not sitting around thinking about rebellion

    • @tdbbe
      @tdbbe 4 роки тому

      @@lolwutyoumad just curious. where did you read about the romans keeping their generals occupied in britain

  • @MrDioXIII
    @MrDioXIII 5 років тому +3

    So...Huangfu Song was the MVP for Eastern Han?

    • @hurricane7727
      @hurricane7727 Рік тому

      He was also in Warriors Orochi 2 Battle of Hu Lao Gate for Wei which makes sense since Cao Cao was apart of Han Forces Too

  • @flightsimulatortree
    @flightsimulatortree 3 роки тому +1

    The yellow turbans should have won!

  • @ce8354
    @ce8354 5 років тому

    cao cao is like kim jong un, he dos not poop

  • @snakeyman5560
    @snakeyman5560 3 роки тому

    Just wear a black jacket and you'll be the best Angry Joe lookalike ever.

  • @herbertvonbismarck8303
    @herbertvonbismarck8303 5 років тому +4

    So are you going to do the liang rebellion anytime soon?

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 років тому +3

      I'm 90 percent sure CA is going to release a relevant faction as DLC this year. So I'll save it for the .

  • @CloudfireTCG
    @CloudfireTCG Рік тому +1

    You ruined it when you felt the need to walk into the camera frame , i hate that i gave you this comment interaction

  • @JK47Paintball
    @JK47Paintball 5 років тому +1

    Who was the guy declaring he had the mandate of heaven after all at the end?

    • @justblueboy2939
      @justblueboy2939 5 років тому +2

      Sima clan, led by Sima Yi.
      He never declare himself the emperror thogh, it was his grandson (Sima Yan) who declare himself the emperror.

    • @JK47Paintball
      @JK47Paintball 5 років тому

      @@justblueboy2939 Thanks

  • @brakthalas
    @brakthalas 4 роки тому +3

    "The Azure Sky is already dead; the Yellow Sky will soon rise." I like to believe that the slogan was created and spread by Cao Cao to help push the rebellion over the tipping point so he could capitalize on putting down the rebellion to make more of a name for himself.

    • @rakshithanand8262
      @rakshithanand8262 3 роки тому +5

      Cao Cao was ruthless, but not stupid. He would never instigate a mass slaughter of peasantry to make himself look better simply because it would undermine the stable governance of China- which it did. More likely, he'd pitch in a against the eunuchs- same great PR, waaaay less collateral.

  • @comradepripin612
    @comradepripin612 3 роки тому

    ......not from arkansas but am currently sitting in it as I watch this.....

  • @shanaoaisaka5959
    @shanaoaisaka5959 Місяць тому

    what's the painting called from the beginning??

  • @kozmodnigma4747
    @kozmodnigma4747 5 років тому +2

    Something about Rome please. A mostly accurate history of the first triumvirate

    • @rush4in
      @rush4in 5 років тому +2

      Go and watch Dovahhatty's Unbiased History. You won't regret it

  • @Woter_X
    @Woter_X 3 роки тому

    It takes balls to do the right thing

  • @Db1lee-du6bc
    @Db1lee-du6bc 2 місяці тому

    The yellow turban rebels aka the first Yn’s

  • @ALUCARD8699
    @ALUCARD8699 4 роки тому +1

    Never trust eunuchs, man.

  • @exudeku
    @exudeku 5 років тому +1

    even tho they lost, they fucked up the empire

  • @vidooper
    @vidooper 5 років тому

    Nice shot at Arkansas, bold.

  • @alexandercollazo5362
    @alexandercollazo5362 4 роки тому

    can you please do mostly accurate history videos for other total war games

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  4 роки тому

      I've written out one for Troy. And I'm adapting one for the Scots War of Independence

  • @matthewtown1241
    @matthewtown1241 4 роки тому

    Thanks. Suggestion for content is Noobs guide of Insert Character talk about micro history. I would love Mithradatic war and I bet everyone has a choice between games or events. Or if your doing a series at a time on one game do this with Rome 2. Purty plz with a skaven on top.

    • @matthewtown1241
      @matthewtown1241 4 роки тому

      Nmnd Ii got on thru Total War looking forward to Armenia.

  • @dichse2157
    @dichse2157 5 років тому +13

    Whatever the question, 42 is the answer.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 років тому +2

      I would have accepted this.

  • @circleofdao3556
    @circleofdao3556 4 роки тому

    0:18 ouch

  • @residentrump3271
    @residentrump3271 4 роки тому

    We have something akin to this going on in america right now. The Red Cap Crusade. I'm the leader and Pence is my lone eunuch. Why he was already castrated before I named him my eunuch I don't know....
    Great video btw!

  • @Pendji
    @Pendji 4 роки тому +1

    Some of the real life camera bits fit in well, but others just seem like a waste of the first 3 words of a sentence. Likewise, full-body is never used in TV for a reason. Do waist-up or closer. Your video and voice quality are well above the level at which you'd expect that kind of camera work to appear. Use it for comedic effect or embed it into the video in a more consistent and non-disruptive way, I'd say.

  • @jackl2257
    @jackl2257 5 років тому

    Do one on taiping rebellion

  • @Spider-Too-Too
    @Spider-Too-Too 2 роки тому

    Maybe the bad deed of yellow turban was written by the imperial historian wink wink

  • @erlingqiericyice1977
    @erlingqiericyice1977 4 роки тому

    basically akame ga kill

  • @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK
    @DanMcLeodNeptuneUK 3 роки тому

    I had a LOT of pun watching this :)

  • @crawford4140
    @crawford4140 5 років тому

    this reminds me uwe boll's rampage where he encourages the populace to rise up against the government. i always wondered what would happen if a "yellow turban rebellion" happened in america? the poor and the middle class against the wealthy elite? sound very familiar?

    • @johndane9754
      @johndane9754 5 років тому +1

      Imagine the Yugoslav Wars but bigger and bloodier and you wouldn't be too far off.

  • @LucarioDoT
    @LucarioDoT 5 років тому +1

    *D O N G*

  • @cregglishis459
    @cregglishis459 Рік тому

    I’m from Arkansas lol and my iPhone was made in Texas, the biggest continent in the solar system.

  • @rhombifer8635
    @rhombifer8635 3 роки тому

    ok, I am from Arkansas. Genie.

  • @jackmccarthy7104
    @jackmccarthy7104 5 років тому

    He could go back and do an Attila total war one

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 років тому +1

      I'm hoping to. I really want to cover Charles Martel as well. History is my passion so it's good fun to bring it to life.

  • @TheReapergod36
    @TheReapergod36 5 років тому

    Why are you standing in-front of a greenscreen, talking to the screen for some of this video? It doesn't seem to add much if anything.

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 років тому

      The idea was to act as a presenter like regular TV documentaries. Originally I was in a forest, but the audio was unusable and I had to reshoot. On a practical level it allows for something else to look at besides game footage. On a conceptual level I like to show my face to remind people that the voice you're hearing isn't all knowing and I think it helps certain joke to land better. But I won't be doing this version again. In the future I'll likely just pause and lean in for a quick footnote before again departing once or twice per video.

    • @TheReapergod36
      @TheReapergod36 5 років тому

      @@codybonds In all honesty this does sound like a better solution; if you desire to keep such facecam esc. interactions in. I think it was clear I wasn't for keeping the facial interaction at all, but it seems this could add something. It's your videos still and I have no stake. So best of luck.

  • @rikkblakk3987
    @rikkblakk3987 5 років тому

    yella turbin

  • @timverheij2228
    @timverheij2228 4 роки тому

    Like these stories but i gotta say. You really have a face for radio

  • @johannesedqvist7615
    @johannesedqvist7615 5 років тому

    How could you mess up by saying 1 million in the description but in the video says 3 million?????

    • @codybonds
      @codybonds  5 років тому +1

      By writing them at two different times weeks apart.

  • @Woad_Brah
    @Woad_Brah Рік тому +1

    I always thought they were Muslims, which is why I'd beeline to wiping them out in Dynasty Warriors lol

    • @hurricane7727
      @hurricane7727 Рік тому +1

      In Dynasty Warriors 3 , And Dynasty Warriors 2 they are Tough on Hard Mode. I think the wu long Fallen Dynasty versions are like Them on Dw 2 Hard Mode.