Clara Gets RIZZED With Kindness. [Phase Connect]
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- Опубліковано 8 лют 2025
- To be honest? I legitimately can't blame her, I probably would have the same reaction like this.
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Sandwich man... Where are you now....
In your heart, where he shall remain
Maybe one day down the road, you'll find him and enjoy his sandwiches once more.
You’ll get your romcom manga run in one day Clara
Where are you now that we need you...
Aisle 3 where the loaf of bread are.
This woman got so tongue-tied, I bet she asked for his name while staring at his name tag
...I havent thought of that. Wow.
fr thats something clara would do
guy probably got transferred for getting to close to the mental patients.
Clara "cute cashier brushes hand and imagine entire life together" Kaminari
This is literally the guy version of a girl sitting next to you on the bus so you imagine an entire life together. She then gets off her stop and you never see her again.
now I feel called out 😢
AND YES I KNOW I'M OVERTHINKING
Yeah, this kind of thing doesn’t belong to a gender, just a specific need in a person’s life.
Source: Experience.
bro...
same
Happened to a friend of mine
Funny thing is he's in the military and does body building as a hobby, when asked why he didn't make a move he said he was shy oh god
@@Ry-bo9hiWell yeah, the gubmint rewards him for keeping the death machines going, not asking wahmens out on dates.
The classic don't mistake kindness for love lol.
bro detected a potential stalker and quit his job second day
How can one woman be such a perfect fit for phase connect
Clara is the ultimate evidence that the way into Phase Connect is to lie to Sakana.
Fishman foresight
As I guy who has always worked in service industry, RUNNING to the back is something I would only ever do for a cute girl
Absolutely
Weakling, how about the cute boys? The cute femboys? Or the cute old grandmas?
A true man, treats everyone with utmost respect.
@livedandletdie srry I'm not ghey or into gilfs
@@livedandletdienah, I ain't giving extra effort for anyone except people that are extremely courteous and chill or a person I think is cute, ain't nobody else getting special treatment.
When you work in the service industry long enough then you know that the effort isn't worth the pay when the average people are rude or irritable and I'm going to give them the bare minimum customer service fake smile and attention 😒
"Wichpilled Sandmaxxer"
I like your words, magic man
Clara clearly left out the detail that she was not in any hospital, it was an insane asylum.
She's so strange, I love it
How to win over Clara:
Step 1: Sandwich
If Clara had just informed him that they were getting married, I think he might’ve been okay with it.
He liked her. She was too dense to realize
People: "Go do theatre, it will cure your shyness/social anxiety..."
Me looking at Clara: "So that was a lie"
Proof she is in the right agency.
Okay, but being openly attracted to kindness is awesome, love to see it
Absolutely! This is just so cute
"Clara NO..." - Yeah that's perfect Clara reaction everyday lol
damn she fumbled the kind man , there goes his future husband ; nvm he dodged a bullet
Sandwich man...not the hero we deserve, but the hero Clara got.
Quickest way to a girl's heart is her stomach. Clara sounds cute AF irl
I really enjoy your subtitle edits
Thanks man! They were initially inspired by SovietWomble and I went off on my own from there.
Gotta respect it. A guy who not only goes the extra mile but goes the extra mile with enthusiasm has something to love.
Damn girl, are you that easy?
Clara: theres no sandwich.... :[
Cafeteria Chad: *AT ONCE, MY QUEEN*
I just find it funny that it has to be at a hospital where she found a crush. Oh Clara...
Clara is so fucking funny & gullible at the same time lmao. I'm worried for her.
But fr tho.. why can't she ruin me 😢😫
Don't worry - just become the dedicated cashier to her next hospital visit. I believe in you.
(if you get caught as a stalker don't blame me 🙅🏽♂️)
That is some insanely-high girlfailure energy right there.
There's no fixing her...
She can ruin me...
Falling in love like that? She’s just like me frfr
Men: I CAN FIX HER
Clara: I can ruin him… *proceeds to the drawing board drawing more ways than one”
I mean, the dude was working at a HOSPITAL
“But it can never be because then I’ll ruin him”
That’s what we’re waiting for though..
Guys, I think we can promote her to "one of the boys"
she's like me i get flustered when a woman calls me hun are darling
I wonder if this guy dodged a bullet or missed his shot.
I do not know which is for the best and that uncertainty is what scares me.
Here we observe the courting rituals of the Clara, part of the Vtubera Family.
Hear its majestic voice.
If you ever encounter such a creature in the wild, your best chance of survival is to run.
Definitely one of my better comments.
That is some good customer service!
This is actually just cute
Me whenever a cute girls says "Hi" back to me. 😂
That's a very fair reason to develop a crush on someone
3:48 too real too real 😭
I took “sewer slide” literally and it took a second watch before I understood
Honestly that's pretty adorable.
yes please
based yui pfp
Clara is easy, just be nice to her.
4:57 I'm pretty sure the term is "self destructive yandere"
How we can mess with her is just send her a lot of kind supper chats
Plot twist: he hid an engagement ring in the sammich
She chewed through it...
"I'm gonna ruin that man"
Random Clara enthusiast : *Joke's on you I'm into that*
oh it was the desparate one
Wow, thats all it takes?
She could have just asked his coworkers about him to get his phone. Skill issue.
No egg sandwiches... When did this become an allegory?
Great clip
Thanks man!
What the hell, i love her laugh. Such a gremlin laugh
clara is like the perfect hag
I think half of us would love to be ruined by Clara
😂
Who's more parasocial: The average vtuber enjoyer, or Clara?
bro dodged a bullet...
3:53 …. Why is it whenever you’re nice to a woman they think you’re flirting with them?
My Mum and Sister accuse me doing this all of the time.
“Oh did you think she was cute?” female relative and/or friend.
“Huh?” Me. “What you talking about woman?!”
Awww.
Sewerslide yandere🤣🤣
some where in the world, some dude fumbled clara
This clip of Clara made me cry. Why tho😂
the euro beat scared me
I would be far to dense for girls dropping small hints.
Ok lets forget small hints even big ones wouldn't work.
Girl:"So how about we go on a date?"
Me:"Oh yeah sure like a best friends date right?"
Clara can ruin me any day of the week man. Ruin me for the rest of my life. It’s lonely out here.
Y-you good?
@@CptSourcebird I wonder sometimes.
@@simpledj509chromo7Stay strong boss
Sandwich dude i-framed a tactical nuke fr fr
I can't tell if Clara is 40 or 12 lol
When she actually talks about her grandma lately and said she got a chocolate bar for finishing her meal, I actually was EVEN MORE confused.
She said in the last stream that she is 24 or 25, I don't remember I was half a sleep
Editing on these captions, 10/10
however, being a Clara clipper makes me worry about your mental health.
Blink twice if you are being held against your will.....
*Blinks in the 90s*
What? Clara?
She can't ruin me.
She missed her one shot…
Claras are asy you just be nice to them.
So you're saying i have a chance???
Just like me, fr fr
That's definitely a red flag, however Red is my favorite color so i have some mixed feelings rn
So she takes being nice as flirting.. she was at one life time a MAN! lol.. She cant ruin anything.. XD.. As a man.. we are already ruined
🫂
As long as Clara is okay with not having kids and me being the house husband, I'd marry her.
Bruh she is literally belong to guy community?