Take my word for it, as a brazilian I'll tell you that this dude favored passing of laws in Brazil that made it into literal CRIMES exactly the kind of joke he did in this clip, so now he ran to the US to tell this jokes, and EVEN THERE he's against freedom of speech. Dude's a real piece of work.
@@Sandmann629 in my language, the neutral gender "he". they don't teach you about they as the neutral pronoun, only that it is used for multiple people. you have to learn yourself
Singular they dates back to the 14th century.. Why are you people crying about this now?? I can only find one connection between the recent outcry over the singular 'they' and that is homophobia.. Can you give another reason?
Its called acting for comedic effect, this is 100% just a made up joke.. Stop believing in everything you hear.. Reading something this stupid was quite traumatic, he's litterally a professional comedian. Do you also believe actors are real? You know Armageddon was just a fiction right? Godzilla... never actually happened.. I do have a bridge to sell you, its super cheap and can be yours at a speeecial prize just for you..
@@goatreaper4363 Great comment, nothing to say only assuming that you somehow know my state of mind. Why would I be mad? Because I said "stupid"? Half of that comment was jokes on Moody. What a worthless comment, but fine, you're entitled to your opinion. I'll leave you with a Jimmy Carr favorite so its not a complete waste of time: If you want my comeback, you gotta scrape it off your moms teeth..
Sadly, 200% of 0 is still 0. The singular third-person pronoun "they" has existed since the 14th century and is literally older than the singular "you" (because like it, "you" also started off as being purely plural of which the antiquated singular form of was instead "thou") By his own words, that he said that his friend was bringing along "a friend". Singular antecedent was literally right there, apparently context and phrasing just doesn't exist in his world, apparently.
@@lilblock3564 Are they really delusional, or are you just hateful of an entire demographic of people? Geez, it's like we literally didn't have two entire major lessons in history to not be hateful of an entire group of people just for them being how they are when they're not harming anyone. You made a claim of them being delusional, go on then, prove it. Read through what I've sent and present your case, lest your position gets cleaved apart by Hitchen's Razor.
@@pedroHernandez-np9rq It's still used for both singular and plural, no matter how much you refuse to accept the fact. Do tell, if someone were to forget an item, would you say "who forgot his-or-her umbrella here" or "who forgot *_their_* umbrella here"? Also, do you have this same stick up your a*s about the pronoun "you" too? Another pronoun that was also initially purely plural, was then used for both singular and plural, of which it has been used for literal CENTURIES before now.
This is a really good example of a joke about a certain group of people that isnt offensive or driven by hate, keep up the good work this was hilarious
@@mandyoliverio76 that isn't what offense means, you can mention demographic groups, even make fun of them, it's only a problem when it perpetuates cruelty.
@@golfer435 what nuanced meanings? everything he said is basic and literal the only "nuance" is the neutral bs part that he is explaining with a joke why exactly it is bs
Yeah, except the delivery only "works" by disregarding concepts such as "context" and "phrasing". Even as another non-native speaker, I could spot that.
@@RebelTheArtGal not every non-native speaker understands "they" being a singular pronoun, or as intelligent as you seem to be .^. the concept of non-native speakers not understanding stuff that should be common sense is a kind of trope in comedy even some native speakers get confused, so it's more like a "boomer and technology" thing than a "person doesn't respect identity" thing
@@CrowCereal Aye, but I still can't shake off how it pretty much is just like a dog-whistle. The replies I've received on this comment section really just steer my point that way too.
Eh, the delivery is pretty much just copped from somewhere else, and the entire point is stupid anyways. The concept of singular "they" is older than singular "you" and has been in use for over 500 years now.
@@RebelTheArtGal People would call a singular person “they” when they don’t know the person’s gender. Like: “Mommy I made a new friend!” “That’s great! What’s their name?” That’s different from, “Call me they. It’s my gender.”
Yeah. We learn English, French, Spanish of whatever European languages as foreign languages. Third person singular conjugates in the different way from plural. This is grammar, not personal preference.
@@mjstc7893I think what they meant is the culture of preparing a lot of food for possible guest. They aren't sure all non-American has this habit of preparing food (not just little snack but a whole heavy meal) for guests. And I'm pretty sure mentioning SEA is enough for ppl with brain to understand that they're non-American 🙄
@@mjstc7893As a European it does also happen in Europe but like they don't get mad about it if someone calls them the wrong pronoun like they do in America. People are just chiller over here, if they wanna be called an it thats fine no body gives a sht
It was perfectly smooth and he left just the right amount of room for the audience to laugh at the perfect intervals in nice even bursts... Or.... Laugh track. It's a laugh track, that's why his delivery seems smooth.
I'm telling you, I love this guy.He is freaking, amazing and the fact of the matter that he brings learning.English ended this whole freaking insanity of the pronouns is awesome.I love this guy
For some reason, the way he said, "they are here" made me think of Mark 5:9 "And He was asking him, "What is your name?" And he said to Him, "My Name is Legion, for we are many."
It's not confusing at all it's actually a standard part of human English which a person like this would actually have been taught whose school bag is this that was left behind Some kid runs out of the door grabs the bag and says they forgot it I'll take it to them thank you. And that's without this transgender stuff that's just normal English :-) but hey go ahead and pretend it's confusing
"where are they?"
"They are here" sounded like a haunted story 😂
It's a Poltergeist reference.
😂😂😂😂
Ikr!!
Very true 😂
Yup. That was the clear intent.
Doesn't matter how many times UA-cam puts this in my shorts, i will watch it over and over again
Yes! This!
Me too and I’m laughing all over again like I watch it the first time.
I will too!
😀
Same here
"Where are they?" Batman asked calmly.
Joker: "They're here....."
"SwEar tO Me" 🤬
And in ZSJL he says "they're here..." about the parademons
😂😂😂😂😂
Two-face?
I can’t stop laughing no matter how many times I!ve watched this. Thank you !
😂😂😂
I'm on repeat 😂😂
@@lizaobispo6836 me too 🤣🤣
Me too! 😂😂😂😂
@lizaobispo6836 😂😂😂 Same here! I've lost count how many repeats I've watched😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"They're here" 🤣
Are we in the Poltergeist bro lol
I want him to announce my presence like that! 💀
Poltergeist is a remix of a Geometry Dash main level polargeist
I think I feel deja vu. so I might be watched that word and effect in a movie before
It's More like "Split movie MC - Kevin wendell crumb" with his THE HORDE !
I don't describe people as a man or woman
I describe people as liberal and anti liberal
As freedom fighters and servants
Major props to this guy, learned a new language and then became a successful comic in that language. That's not an easy task. Funny stuff
The heart of the immigrants… we are still taking “their jobs” 😂😂😂
Imagine learning a new language only to have to learn the new politically correct version of it as the one you’ve just learned is now outdated 😂
Take my word for it, as a brazilian I'll tell you that this dude favored passing of laws in Brazil that made it into literal CRIMES exactly the kind of joke he did in this clip, so now he ran to the US to tell this jokes, and EVEN THERE he's against freedom of speech. Dude's a real piece of work.
in Portuguese he is not funny tho
The matter is ridiculously funny. Think about people out there trying to f...k language and the little bit of communication we have.
To craft this joke in a language not your own, it escalates so well, is delivered just right. Much respect.
Dude is funnier in English than in his native language for some reason 😅
The laugh track is annoying!!!!!!!!
Well, it’s not the first time it been told
@@AnastasioCostaMenoI love his accent! Where is he from?
@@EnigmaParadox-pk4ce Brasil, his name is Rafinha Bastos, great guy!
His voice, his accent, his delivery!!! 🔥
His face ?
"They are here💀" sounds like it got straight out of a horror movie
It is and we are living it.
Actually is a horror to see all these transgenderism bull c r a p
"My name is Legion, for we are many..."
Poltergeist
@Run4Ever77 yup. As Jesus asked what the demons name was. "They" said such
"It took me three years to learn.." 😂 yes my friend, I feel your pain.
Man I learned English as a second language... That's even worst... Imagine if you get confused, I'll be pissed as f***k... 😂
me too. I'm not against it, i respect everyone's choices, but damn it's so confusing sometimes
y'all never learned "they are?"
@@Sandmann629 in my language, the neutral gender "he". they don't teach you about they as the neutral pronoun, only that it is used for multiple people. you have to learn yourself
Hilarious! I laughed every time I see it. So funny and so true and so ridiculous the world has become.
... with one person. The frustration in that line is taking me out 🤣🤣🤣
weedaoooone per-thun
And he said it in the most majestic tone possible
Singular they dates back to the 14th century.. Why are you people crying about this now??
I can only find one connection between the recent outcry over the singular 'they' and that is homophobia.. Can you give another reason?
that "WiTh OnE pErSoN" was the best Chandler Bing impression I've ever seen in my life
😂😂"they're here"" 😂😂
Reading in Batman’s voice
That sounds threatening 😂😂
they're probably on that person's head.💀
😂still funny
Ghosts
You can hear the pain with “I bought a lot of food”. Must have been traumatic
Its called acting for comedic effect, this is 100% just a made up joke.. Stop believing in everything you hear..
Reading something this stupid was quite traumatic, he's litterally a professional comedian. Do you also believe actors are real? You know Armageddon was just a fiction right? Godzilla... never actually happened..
I do have a bridge to sell you, its super cheap and can be yours at a speeecial prize just for you..
@@Validboy it was a joke 😑
@@Validboyrelax
@@goatreaper4363 Great comment, nothing to say only assuming that you somehow know my state of mind. Why would I be mad? Because I said "stupid"? Half of that comment was jokes on Moody. What a worthless comment, but fine, you're entitled to your opinion. I'll leave you with a Jimmy Carr favorite so its not a complete waste of time:
If you want my comeback, you gotta scrape it off your moms teeth..
@@Validboy chill out dude it's not that deep😂
It’s the calm voice that makes it funnier 😂😂😂
Yes
That was the most polite and respectful "what the fuck?" I've ever heard.
Something what special needs would say
the accent makes this 200% better
Sadly, 200% of 0 is still 0.
The singular third-person pronoun "they" has existed since the 14th century and is literally older than the singular "you" (because like it, "you" also started off as being purely plural of which the antiquated singular form of was instead "thou")
By his own words, that he said that his friend was bringing along "a friend". Singular antecedent was literally right there, apparently context and phrasing just doesn't exist in his world, apparently.
@@RebelTheArtGal You mad he makes fun of delusional people?
@@lilblock3564 Are they really delusional, or are you just hateful of an entire demographic of people? Geez, it's like we literally didn't have two entire major lessons in history to not be hateful of an entire group of people just for them being how they are when they're not harming anyone.
You made a claim of them being delusional, go on then, prove it. Read through what I've sent and present your case, lest your position gets cleaved apart by Hitchen's Razor.
@@RebelTheArtGalbut they is used now for a plural not singular, so it is funny.
@@pedroHernandez-np9rq It's still used for both singular and plural, no matter how much you refuse to accept the fact.
Do tell, if someone were to forget an item, would you say "who forgot his-or-her umbrella here" or "who forgot *_their_* umbrella here"?
Also, do you have this same stick up your a*s about the pronoun "you" too? Another pronoun that was also initially purely plural, was then used for both singular and plural, of which it has been used for literal CENTURIES before now.
He way he says,
“so I bought a lot of food”, sounds like an innocent old grandma who really had no idea. 😂
The "They are here" has a lot of potential in that story lol
its COMING.....They are COMING....prepare yourself
@@abiyyupanggalih854I'm cuming, prepare themselves first
For the Horde !! 😂
Sounds like a schizophrenic 🤣🤣🤣 They are heeeeere, *all my imaginary friends* 👹👹👹
It was scary like they are here but yoj can't see them are they ghost spirit or something 😅
This is a really good example of a joke about a certain group of people that isnt offensive or driven by hate, keep up the good work this was hilarious
No Brasil ele é conhecido pelo oposto KKKKKK Apesar de ser famoso no Brasil ele igualmente odiado.
Except it is offensive because it targets a specific group
@@mandyoliverio76 that isn't what offense means, you can mention demographic groups, even make fun of them, it's only a problem when it perpetuates cruelty.
@@mandyoliverio76you look exactly how I expected you to, it's a cliche at this point 😂
If someone else drops this, it will sound like crap. His delivery is truly on point
This was my comment 😂
@@AaronSmith-x6oit wasnt
Meh anyone could make a good delivery
Ummm any foreigner really with English as ASL...
Exactly. He was too good in this one. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Takes a foreign comedian to nail it!😅 "I am, he is, she is, they are"
The fact rhat he is actually making a joke that is fully based in tenses and nuanced meanings of words shows full fluency with the language
@@golfer435 Nah, he probably is fluent, but "to be verb" is literally the first thing you learn when studying English
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun
See how they fly
I'm crying
@@golfer435 what nuanced meanings? everything he said is basic and literal the only "nuance" is the neutral bs part that he is explaining with a joke why exactly it is bs
@@hugopereira4212 it's ez ash
The most polite "What the f**k" I have ever heard
I was worried it was just going to be making fun of people but then it turned out to be a grammar/non-native bit. So good.
@@itsbeccawhy r you worried this is comedy doesnt matter if he makes fun of it as long as its comedy ppl should not be sensitive towards comedy.
Bro looks like an Arab Adam Sandler
Actually Brazilian
He's jewish
You would be surprised with so many people looks like arabs in Brasil
Brazilian and he is also of Jewish descent
@@AlexandreBortoliniAVHe is the number one here in Brasil 😋
No one says WTF quite as softly and satisfyingly as the Brazilian dude. Smoothest wtf ever.
The notification bell is on for me 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
we say "wtf' a lot here as a slang 😂 it comes quite naturally to most of us
it's a matter of practice, Brazilians see wtf things on daily base, so naturally perfected the art of saying that whatever language they learn
I love his voice !❤❤❤
Ah não sabia que é brasileiro. Sou sueca e posso detectar o sotaque português em sueco, mas não tô acostumado a ouvir o sotaque português em inglês😊
He delivered that "they are here" line to absolute perfection.
"So I bought a lot of food" 😆
I will do the same if this will happen to me 😂😂
Nice video
Food = poison in his language riight>?
"They'rre here" with deep voice and evil laughter is enough for a scary movie
"Call me THEY"
"For you are many? Wait a moment. I'm calling an exorcist"
I mean, Legion actually sounds like a non-binary name though
It doesn't actually doesnt sound like a name at all. I wouldn't name a dog legion, it's a noun. @@mochisprite9779
jesus🤣🤣
Exactly. Sounds like demonic possession of the legion of demons.
guess that´s the only way to treat "them".
"With one person" took me out😂😂😂
Absolutely hilarious!
"They are here" gives me "I'm Batman" vibes
"They're here"
Him : 👁 👁
👄
It's all about the delivery, truly masterful, and all in a second language.
Yeah, except the delivery only "works" by disregarding concepts such as "context" and "phrasing".
Even as another non-native speaker, I could spot that.
Bore off@@RebelTheArtGal
@@brondahawkins9264 Take your own advice, newcomer
@@RebelTheArtGal not every non-native speaker understands "they" being a singular pronoun, or as intelligent as you seem to be .^.
the concept of non-native speakers not understanding stuff that should be common sense is a kind of trope in comedy
even some native speakers get confused, so it's more like a "boomer and technology" thing than a "person doesn't respect identity" thing
@@CrowCereal Aye, but I still can't shake off how it pretty much is just like a dog-whistle.
The replies I've received on this comment section really just steer my point that way too.
"They're gonna eat all of these f**kn food" 😂😂😂
The sad yet funny part is, given how "those" kind of people usually look; They could easily eat twelve people's worth of food in one sitting. 🐖
I scrolled for this comment haha 😂
Me too 😂
How many had watched this clip over 25 times and still laugh? 😂😂😂
LOL!
😂😂 over and over.
Me
Me
Meeee😂
Love this! Whenever it pops up on my feed, I watch it at least 3 times. 😆
So do I
You know your delivery SUPERB when I can watch it multiple times and still laugh.
Brazilian comedians are great at delivery
@@nataliaalmeida-nacillustra5954 And he's a Jewish Brazilian. Double funny! ;)
"They are here..." sounds like an intro to a horror movie 😮
They live.. classic movie
He nailed it when he said tell them that they have to eat all this free food 😅😅😅😅
He channeled a frustrated mother right there.
I don't think he said free 😂😂😂
Nao sabia que o Rafinha tava fazendo sucesso na gringa kkkkkkkkkkk
Delivery timing is absolutely perfect that makes it even funnier
That comedy...is not just the words, the story but also the delivery. There is no comedy without it
I like the way he relates the jokes in a soft-spoken manner, almost whispering, with no shouting or screaming even when he said WTF!! 😂
His delivery is a masterpiece
Eh, the delivery is pretty much just copped from somewhere else, and the entire point is stupid anyways.
The concept of singular "they" is older than singular "you" and has been in use for over 500 years now.
😂
@@RebelTheArtGal Not in the same way that it’s being used now
@@Sushie55 What exact way are you talking about?
It's just singular they, wydm "not the same way"?
@@RebelTheArtGal People would call a singular person “they” when they don’t know the person’s gender. Like:
“Mommy I made a new friend!”
“That’s great! What’s their name?”
That’s different from, “Call me they. It’s my gender.”
The pause after each sentence😂😂
He looked so shocked when he said 'one person'😂😂😂
Ikr!
Any sane person would look shocked 😂😂 this confuses everyone.
One UNKNOWN person. Damn, you failed school hard, huh...
@@s.basgic7828uh... sure.
@@southsider9638 " they " indicates more than one person..... not a single entity. Did you skip that class, buddy?
As a Southeast Asian, I would think so too if someone said like that. They should have clarified it was just one person.😂😂😂
As a non American*
Yeah. We learn English, French, Spanish of whatever European languages as foreign languages. Third person singular conjugates in the different way from plural. This is grammar, not personal preference.
@@mjstc7893I think what they meant is the culture of preparing a lot of food for possible guest. They aren't sure all non-American has this habit of preparing food (not just little snack but a whole heavy meal) for guests. And I'm pretty sure mentioning SEA is enough for ppl with brain to understand that they're non-American 🙄
@@kimidayo2463 i meant it as in these whole pronouns things only happen in America
@@mjstc7893As a European it does also happen in Europe but like they don't get mad about it if someone calls them the wrong pronoun like they do in America.
People are just chiller over here, if they wanna be called an it thats fine no body gives a sht
*DEEP VOICE* "They are here"
Sounds like Solid Snake's voice
Yeah bro we're not deaf we heard his deep voice you don't have to be a parrot or a transcript in the comment section there are no deaf person here _💀_
@@ThePhiloSpheres FRUSTRATED PHILOSOPHER-wannabe’s VOICE “yeah bro we’re not deaf 🧏🏻”
@@luckywetland says the guy who quote stuff like a parrot, touch grass.
@@ThePhiloSpheres You got some issues bro?
Like you just found out you’re adopted?
Hilarious! I LOVE his delivery!!
This short never gets old!! I love how he delivers 😂😂😂
I is calling you frank. Hi Frank.
FINALLY a youtube COMEDIAN made me laugh. 😂 That joke was brutal! The facial expressions are on point!
Look for Jeff Hanley he's hilarious also you'll enjoy it.
“They are here” 😂 I got paranormal vibes from that.
I would've assumed there's some spirits in the room.
Many spirits😂😂😂
Legion 😬
@@evangelinemmayie6116this world is spiritual before it is physical
@@APsGTG exactly
Love this skit. I watch it over and over
Imagine a besieged army officer asking for reinforcements and being told "They're coming!" and just one soldier shows up.
"One they or many they?"
@@norbertodominguez1033lots of they
@@norbertodominguez1033🤦♀️
😂😂😂
It's probably already happening.
This guy's delivery is as smooth as butter, love it
It was perfectly smooth and he left just the right amount of room for the audience to laugh at the perfect intervals in nice even bursts... Or.... Laugh track.
It's a laugh track, that's why his delivery seems smooth.
@@fiveiron23there’s literally a crowd you can see a glimpse of them in parts of the clip
@@ayoforyayoo so? Ever heard of dubbing. It's very obviously a laugh track, come on man why fool yourself
@@fiveiron23 not everything’s fake ffs
@@ayoforyayoo Not everything. But this is. Be harder to fool.
His delivery is exquisite.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Funniest (general neutral) skit I've seen!!!! And it's absolutely true plus one of my biggest issues with the improper use of PLURAL PRONOUNS.
This joke gets me every time
that pitch when he goes, " with one person"
😂😂😂❤
Yeah.. So disappointed and sad 😥😂😂😂😆😆😆😆😆
This joke practically wrote itself 😂😂😂😂 and can go on endlessly
Because dumbasses like him and you weren't taught that singular "they" has been in use for longer than singular "you".
I am
You are
He/she/it is
We are
You are
They are
That person's new, I don't know them.
Oh look, someone left their umbrella on the bus.
He is naturally funny, and he damn knows his craft
This is one of the biggest comedians of Brazil... He basically started the stand up scene here over 20 years ago with others.
He pretty much founded the whole standup community in Brazil, left the country because we don't have freedom of speech 💀
I will never get tired watching this, still makes me laugh all the time🤣🤣🤣
"they are here". Sounded like a horror movie 😅😂😂😂
💯
That's the joke. It is a line from Poltergeist.
It’s a horror movie, it’s called woke people
i love how he isn’t even being disrespectful lmaoo i like this guy
" Where are _they_ ?"
" _They_ are here. "
" So you tell _them_ ."
The calmness! It's a masterpiece
“My name is Legion...for we are many.”
😂😂😂😂 omg my husband is learning English i felt this struggle
bro speaks in lowercase
He delivers the best grammer stories😂
Grammar
How the fuck........😂😂😂😂😂
💀
@@Dolsey1 Grammar.
Prime example of how delivery can make a decent joke great
Yah, it can be inconvenient to be polite, but if you were raised right, you know that being polite can be the most important thing.
His execution is quality
'Them' A whole legion of demons 😂😂😂
Oh shit 😂😂 bring fire and salt 😂😂
"They arrived!"
Where are the rest?
"Their pronouns are they/them"
So i brought this whole army of 5000 men to fight 10 people?
He needs to open a "Briskets, Pizza and Pasta" chain
To feed one person at a time.
😂😂
And go around telling every table in his best Liam Neeson voice, "you are going to eat all of this fucking food"
I'm telling you, I love this guy.He is freaking, amazing and the fact of the matter that he brings learning.English ended this whole freaking insanity of the pronouns is awesome.I love this guy
For some reason, the way he said, "they are here" made me think of Mark 5:9 "And He was asking him, "What is your name?" And he said to Him, "My Name is Legion, for we are many."
Yes,you are 1000%...Legion,demon possessed
🤝🏾
Nice one , message delivered
100%
That is very scary spiritual truth. It really is a doctrine of demons.
I love seeing you do this joke and how it’s such a clever spin on your perspective and the stupid english language
Stupid gender politics*
Bro just the stupid English language the stupid woke movement also
It’s the stupid people, not the language
How stupid the gender ideology language is*
@@hamasakibibou7433thank you 😊
Ive watched this a hundred times and i laugh every single time
Besides the cursing,...this is Hilarious 😂😂😂
The calm delivery makes it 100x better lmao
This is how you make a joke about them without being offensive.
They are already stupid, no need to be offensive
he learned after being processed in brazil , but he is a genious
There's some overweight blue haired chick that will be offended.
@@hounder1673 Processed for what?
@@EndOfHypnosiss As in processed food, he got processed in an industrial blender in brazil
The presentation was so cool with that easy soft voice and the accent was precious.
You bl**dy too good.
I'm dead!
LMAO!!! You’re out of control!!😂😂😂😂
Love the accent!
This is hilarious. I can watch it over and over again and can’t stop laughing 😂
Its all in the delivery and he nailed it.
I feel the Same brother But you PUT IT PERFECTLY ❤❤❤
He is the cutest comedian ever ❤️
I like this comedian 's tone and expression 😂
Legend says they are still eating the food.😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Funny guy who summed things up perfectly.
Absolutely hilarious! The punchlines are impeccable 😂
His friend says I am "They", because he has demons, and they're speaking through him.
THIS GUY IS F…..G ADORABLE 😂❤
Where can I see the full version of this masterpiece stand up?
his name is Rafinha Bastos he is Brazilian
You tell them that they're gonna eat all these fucking food right now. Had me dying😂😂😂😂
In years to come I need to watch it again never gets old😂😂😂
I never get enough of these jokes 😂😂😂😂
It's not confusing at all it's actually a standard part of human English which a person like this would actually have been taught whose school bag is this that was left behind
Some kid runs out of the door grabs the bag and says they forgot it I'll take it to them thank you.
And that's without this transgender stuff that's just normal English :-) but hey go ahead and pretend it's confusing