Americas’s Dumbest Heist | Hasanabi Reacts to Vince Vintage

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  • @HasanReactionsfanTwo
    @HasanReactionsfanTwo  3 дні тому +24

    Hey everyone, big shout out to Vince Vintage for this video, you can find more from him here: www.youtube.com/@VinceVintage
    Thanks for watching, and I hope you enjoy the video :)

  • @calypso4882
    @calypso4882 3 дні тому +310

    Crime reaction? Feels like its been years.

    • @TableTopNeverStop
      @TableTopNeverStop 3 дні тому +13

      Ha ha. Same thought

    • @hassandurant6861
      @hassandurant6861 3 дні тому +88

      To be fair he is constantly reacting to crimes, they're just war crimes now

  • @RyuKyu.77
    @RyuKyu.77 3 дні тому +539

    Unpopular opinion, I always side with the robber in these stories, it's only illegal if a poor man does it, it's a bailout when a rich banker does it

    • @TonyMidyett
      @TonyMidyett 3 дні тому +6

    • @lukec1771
      @lukec1771 3 дні тому +17

      The nail was hit on the head

    • @xibalbalon8668
      @xibalbalon8668 3 дні тому +69

      The older I get the more I can't blame people for resorting to this. I won't support it, but I can't blame them. I say this as someone who got held up before.

    • @newtagwhodis4535
      @newtagwhodis4535 3 дні тому

      Obama and Biden robbed us all to bail the actual thieves out.

    • @northside4767
      @northside4767 3 дні тому +24

      Especially because it wasn’t even an armed robbery. Bro just repossessed the funds.

  • @literallyjustisaac3521
    @literallyjustisaac3521 3 дні тому +172

    Its honestly impressive how they managed to assemble a squad of the dumbest people to do this heist

    • @northside4767
      @northside4767 3 дні тому +14

      And still almost got away with it

    • @Handleoriginal12
      @Handleoriginal12 3 дні тому +3

      Guess my invitation was lost in the mail

    • @Blazo_Djurovic
      @Blazo_Djurovic 2 дні тому

      I mean, the only people that would think they would get away with this is this group. Like, given they ddin't know about the hidden cameras meant the main robber was busted from the start, it was just a matter of time till cops located him.

    • @DerAptrgangr
      @DerAptrgangr День тому +1

      ​@@Blazo_Djurovicbut it didn't need to be a matter of time. They did a bunch of weird stuff all over the place. If Kelly had been honest about her contact with Steve the day prior to the heist, she wouldn't have been on the radar as hard.
      If they didn't spend money in the dumbest ways, they wouldn't have been on the radar.
      If they told Steve that the total cash was $5 mil, so his share was $1.6 mil, and gave that to him, he wouldn't have been the "liability".
      Also, obviously David should've popped a mask and overalls on, lol. It was going to be obvious it was him anyway, but fuck it, might as well reduce what evidence you can.

  • @Babywolf9
    @Babywolf9 3 дні тому +89

    Say what you will about the wife but that hair was iconic

    • @noah4822
      @noah4822 2 дні тому +5

      how do i convince my gf to get that haircut ong

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS 3 дні тому +88

    How did this story just keep getting funnier?

  • @TracieSmithpomeranian
    @TracieSmithpomeranian 3 дні тому +67

    "Never underestimate the power of stupid in mass." George Carlin

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli 3 дні тому +5

      …in massachusetts? i know, right.

    • @Hannah-zw9ow
      @Hannah-zw9ow 10 годин тому +1

      En masse?

  • @WindSorceress32
    @WindSorceress32 3 дні тому +68

    I dunno man I think everyone is overlooking the fact that David DID cheat on his wife and she is the victim of this crime

    • @dadybad08
      @dadybad08 3 дні тому +11

      You must be fun at parties

    • @banquetoftheleviathan1404
      @banquetoftheleviathan1404 3 дні тому +12

      Cheating isn't a crime

    • @Dell-ol6hb
      @Dell-ol6hb 3 дні тому +11

      You’re so right he deserves 11 years in prison for that

    • @frxsty2585
      @frxsty2585 3 дні тому +8

      @@banquetoftheleviathan1404It’s still morally bad, no he doesn’t deserve to be in prison because of it but some of yall are acting like he’s some sort of great person when you don’t know

    • @severalwolves
      @severalwolves 2 дні тому +2

      @@frxsty2585 literally no-one said it was great

  • @kawasaki3070
    @kawasaki3070 3 дні тому +23

    Low IQ Olympics between the cops & robbers.

  • @pexeforad4gua
    @pexeforad4gua 3 дні тому +19

    Most of the banks have insurance and Will recover the money. In my city here in Brazil for sometime there was a bank heist gang that uses auto rifles and dinamite to cash out the ATMs. They did that for almost two years and vanish with the money. After some time the cops even stopped to go to the heists cause the banks would recover the money with insurance and literally days later everything was rebuild.
    The heists stopped when the banks removed the alone ATMs in the city and started to use paint bombs in the sealed atms to destroy stolen cash, but the gang was never caught.

  • @Bodhini
    @Bodhini 3 дні тому +38

    Ah yes. Just cleaning 17 million dollars. How easy

    • @zzxp1
      @zzxp1 День тому +2

      Is hard when you are poor but if you are rich you just buy a couple of eye bleaching art pieces

  • @SoulKingBK
    @SoulKingBK 3 дні тому +17

    some one give Martin Scorsese a bag to tell this story in wolf of wall street style.
    edit. How did i forget masterminds shit was funny af

  • @Dell-ol6hb
    @Dell-ol6hb 3 дні тому +13

    It’s insane how stupid Steve and his co-conspirators were, and even with that the FBI still didn’t get a warrant to wiretap them until Steve’s wife made another insanely stupid mistake

  • @awvee
    @awvee 3 дні тому +37

    Why can't heists in GTA pay that much??

  • @RyanEglitis
    @RyanEglitis 2 дні тому +8

    Masterminds (2015) covered this and it seemed so ridiculous. But it's all pretty accurate 😂

  • @MasterCrander
    @MasterCrander 2 дні тому +3

    New Legal Idea:
    All Heists are Legal. Stealing from institutions of wealth and individuals with more than XX% reported wealth than you is legal.
    The stealee may pursue legal recourse to have you return the exact value taken if they know and can prove who did it. No other punitive action may be taken.
    Violence remains illegal and property damage caused outside the necessary course to take the wealth is fineable for straight repair costs only.
    _If you demand the ability to retain a dragon's hoard, we reserve the right to slay at our own risk._

  • @bruno0_u
    @bruno0_u 3 дні тому +8

    BRUNOS EVERYWHERE RISE UP 🗣️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @humandisaster3902
    @humandisaster3902 2 дні тому +1

    David really said "And I'd do it again" GET THIS MAN THE KEYS TO A BANK RIGHT NOW

  • @sprybug
    @sprybug 2 дні тому +9

    Host of that video is calling Mexico a 3rd world country??? I had no idea 3rd world countries had a Rainforest Cafe.

    • @monicarenee7949
      @monicarenee7949 2 дні тому +5

      Yeah a lot of wealthy Americans retire in Mexico lol idk why he kept calling it 3rd world like it’s a terrible place to be

    • @kockyoin3792
      @kockyoin3792 День тому +1

      Not to mention the irony that the criminals are fleeing TO Mexico, compared to the rhetoric people have currently

  • @Jestops
    @Jestops 3 дні тому +4

    The movie changed the entire hitman plot in flavor of a worse one and I’m convinced it was because they didn’t have time to do the real story.

  • @Brogle69
    @Brogle69 3 дні тому +23

    I agree this specific heist was victimless, but bank heists in general are not. As an employee of the bank, being robbed could be an incredibly traumatic experience. So, definitely not victimless, but still, in my opinion, worth it. Especially if you robin hood your spoils

    • @BadHombreDaniel
      @BadHombreDaniel 2 дні тому +3

      He didn’t rob a teller. He robbed an empty building

    • @monicarenee7949
      @monicarenee7949 2 дні тому +6

      @@BadHombreDaniel that’s why they said this specific heist was victimless

    • @CatchyFox360
      @CatchyFox360 2 дні тому +2

      I feel like the word “heist” itself generally suggests a more covert operation

  • @clearskies
    @clearskies 3 дні тому +4

    This needs to be a film

  • @anuraggupta9425
    @anuraggupta9425 2 дні тому +4

    Arrogance of American.. they think living in trailer park is better than living in Mexico with 5 mil 😅.. 5:28

  • @gauner1312
    @gauner1312 3 дні тому +8

    his poor wife

  • @bwahhhgrl
    @bwahhhgrl 3 дні тому +10

    so what did the wife do, i didn’t catch that part. or is the video just making fun of her for not satisfying her husband

    • @massdysfunkton
      @massdysfunkton 3 дні тому +16

      Pretty much. She just got bullied she didnt do shit :(

  • @severalwolves
    @severalwolves 2 дні тому +3

    man, the 90s were truly the golden era for bonehead criminaIs

  • @chadalpha7983
    @chadalpha7983 День тому +1

    How is this heist not a Coen Brothers movie?

  • @Spyderinagourd
    @Spyderinagourd 3 дні тому +6

    28:50 just call yourself a bounty hunter

  • @baby.nay.
    @baby.nay. 2 дні тому +1

    His wife’s hair is amazing 32:01

  • @genaro-l6q
    @genaro-l6q 2 дні тому +1

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  • @baby.nay.
    @baby.nay. 2 дні тому +1

    Is this a Quentin Tarantino movie ?

  • @rileyxsko
    @rileyxsko 2 дні тому

    Wild, i was just listening to the Dollop episode about this.

  • @jaefrmbk2k
    @jaefrmbk2k День тому

    nah i don't need a movie of this. this will suffice ✅️ give David probation 🎉

  • @AngelXStrong
    @AngelXStrong 3 дні тому +2

    Isn't this the story of that Zach Galifianakis movie?

    • @yeveni
      @yeveni 2 дні тому +2

      Yeah, chatter said it in the video. The movie is called "Masterminds"

  • @piotrkret1579
    @piotrkret1579 20 годин тому

    If they don't make a movie about this then i don't know why do we need Hollywood at this point

  • @stevevanderwist3132
    @stevevanderwist3132 19 годин тому

    There's an amazing movie about this

  • @kylemorgan3399
    @kylemorgan3399 2 дні тому

    I can't be the only one that thought it was Jujimufu in the thumbail

  • @martinxlive5
    @martinxlive5 3 дні тому

    Hasan is so smart I literally have his poster on my door bro

  • @ghreyunltd
    @ghreyunltd 2 дні тому

    This heist happened in my hometown 😂

  • @nopasaran191
    @nopasaran191 2 дні тому

    Disappointing in Hasan for co-signing snitching against a gigachad

  • @enchantedbananas
    @enchantedbananas 3 дні тому

    bro the steelers are big in Mexico

  • @Paakli
    @Paakli 3 дні тому +1

    Heist: Idiot Edition

  • @funkoverload9488
    @funkoverload9488 3 дні тому

    We are so back

  • @amosbackstrom5366
    @amosbackstrom5366 12 годин тому

    5 mil split 3 ways does not make you a multimillionaire..

  • @mrdavman13
    @mrdavman13 2 дні тому +1

    I would’ve snitched on myself once it was three months later and I’m broke. Tell them I was forced to do it and then they tried to have me killed. I ran away with a small amount and just risk that story to the FBI. Turn in Kelly and the idiot in the mansion chill on 500k invest wisely live below my means, work a job I like and retire early in a small country with beautiful women.

  • @larryknicks
    @larryknicks 3 дні тому +2

    10:49 😂😂😂

  • @forgottenhelm1299
    @forgottenhelm1299 17 годин тому

    27??? He looks 51!

  • @endodouble6691
    @endodouble6691 День тому

    W Crime

  • @michaelwagner6877
    @michaelwagner6877 2 дні тому

    Anyone else see the exact stupid of these people as with "our" rich and wealthy? Constantly trying to do some shitty thing instead of just paying people what they owe.... holy shit...

  • @helio68
    @helio68 2 дні тому

    Whys he wearing grandma glasses?

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 23 години тому

      "68" in name, buddy, YOU ARE the grandma. quiet down lmao

  • @DuckiesDad08
    @DuckiesDad08 2 дні тому

    Yeah. This was made into a movie with Zack Galifinakis. Dumb

  • @XXXXX8
    @XXXXX8 3 дні тому +1

    SWOUP

  • @SoulKingBK
    @SoulKingBK 3 дні тому

    even if it was actually the mafia bro is dumb as hell one there is no way he would ever see a share. Best case senario he gets stiffed worse case they give him the classic goodfellas ending killing him when he got to Mexico so he can't testify regarding their involvement.

  • @jasperb1224
    @jasperb1224 3 дні тому +2

    34 seconds ago holy shit i’m early

  • @RicoSuave20242
    @RicoSuave20242 3 дні тому +3

    Is this in Ben Shapiros voice 😂

  • @UnKnSpartan
    @UnKnSpartan 3 дні тому +1

    I think I saw this as a movie, I think it's called Masterminds.

  • @geteducatedyoufool4563
    @geteducatedyoufool4563 3 дні тому +1

    36:03 he’s as stupid as joe rogan who IS a threat to the public

  • @geteducatedyoufool4563
    @geteducatedyoufool4563 3 дні тому +1

    38:02 alright I’m an Andrew taint incel now,…. Man even Steve’s wife was hotter

  • @RicoSuave20242
    @RicoSuave20242 3 дні тому +2

    Its not a movie Hasan

  • @asifmubeen-dc3ub
    @asifmubeen-dc3ub 2 дні тому

    Unpopular opinion, I always side with the robber in these stories, it's only illegal if a poor man does it, it's a bailout when a rich banker does it