Lyrics: This time around I'm staying at home And things are gonna get better Settling in - loving my wife But then I got that letter My black son My black son Now each day my heart is getting bigger Don't even remember sleeping with that lady but I did My black son He's coming to stay My black son He's making each day - the best that he can! Also he's a ninja
*My Black Son: S1 EP1 - Pilot* Plot Summary: The episode starts with Peter Griffin, who recently graduated from college and landed a job through internship. He is married to Lois Pewterschmidt, his highschool sweetheart. Lois goes through the mail brought in by Peter. Lois mentions the high interest added to his college loan, but Peter is confident about his raise that he is getting. Lois mentions at least it's better than McDonalds. Lois notices a peculiar letter from the stack of mail. Peter screams in excitement that he won the lottery and can try to buy that popular Atari jacket (a small cutscene is shown Peter being one of the cool kids). Lois says it's from someone named Emmanuel. Peter is disappointed and opens the letter. He mentions the letter is from one of his high school flings, who had drunken sex with. Lois is shocked and angry, but Peter in defense said that he didn't say anything when Lois got with Harrison Ford (small cutscene shows Lois being sexy Princess Leia and Harrison Ford is on the phone busy with agents.) Lois puts that aside and asks what the letter also says. Peter reads and mentions that the girl ended up getting pregnant and had a boy, and the boy wanted to see his father. He'll be coming to stay with him on July 8th. Lois mentions that it's today and the doorbell rings. Peter answers the door to see a black boy standing in front of him. Peter sighs and says that he has already donated to charity for misunderstood black kids and calls bullshit since they all resorted to gang violence (a small cutscene appears that Peter puts some dollar bills in a box and a couple of black kids walk by to steal the box and go out to rob banks). The boy, confused, asked if his name was Peter Griffin. Peter confirms that and the boy says that he is his son. Peter gets all teary eyed and is proud that he has a son and they both hug. Lois smiles and says that they're happy to have him, but Lois signals Peter for his name in which Peter responds how the hell he would know his name. Lois says that it was in the letter. The boy laughs and says that it's okay, and his name was Emmanuel. Scene changes and it shows Emmanuel unpacking stuff. Peter says to Lois he can't believe he has a black son, but then says that would explain why his fling dropped out of highschool. He laughs and says she was probably too fat to go to school and makes the eating for two joke. Lois looks at Emmanuel and noticed he packed a lot of things that almost seems like, and Emmanuel confirms, that this is home now. Lois feels awkward about the situation and mentions how weird and uncomfortable it would be to be a stepmom, especially since how they are portrayed by Disney ( a cutscene shows of the stepmom of Cinderella being a bitch to Cinderella.) Lois and Emmanuel go upstairs to see the guest room. The doorbell rings and Peter answers it. It is his boss, who says that he hasn't been coming to work lately. Peter defends himself and said that he told him to stay home, to which his boss says until his sickness was gone. His boss threatens him to come to work today or he's fired. Peter sighs and says that he was hoping to spend time with his black son, doing dad-son things like hitting baseballs and breaking windows (yes cutscene). Peter is making pizzas aggressively and says to himself that he got his wage lowered and he'll never pay off the loan and realize his dream of becoming a professional football jockey. He even nailed the accent right. (cutscene shows Peter slamming into a football team like a bowling ball and bad mouthing the other team). The store closes yet the bell dings that a person comes in. Peter mentions that the store is closed and says go to Papa Johns or something. He sees a small black child in a ninja uniform and sighs that it's one of those con goers. The ninja says "Peter-san, it appears you have a problem." and Peter says "Don't ya know it?" He mentions how he spent so much time in college to achieve his dream and only ended up working at a pizza parlor. He calls his dream shattered like that 80s song. The ninja says he had a dream of meeting his father ever since he heard of it as a toddler. He was dreaming and searching and his mom always sets him back. He didn't give up and always did his best. He ended up finding his father in the end thanks to his mom. He says that a dream isn't gone if it isn't achieved yet. A dream is a journey. Peter smiles and says that he's right. He stops a moment and says "Wait a minute, who the hell are you?" and the ninja was gone. Peter closes the shop and Lois and Emmanuel walk up to him. Lois made reservations for a nice dinner to get to know Emmanuel better. Peter is happy and before they go, Peter picks up a black robe and ask if it was Emmanuel's, to which Emmanuel replies "Man, that's racist." And everybody laughs as the episode ends. (Oh god did I just type all that?)
Sounds like any average Weeb in the Anime community who takes anime Wayy too seriously treating their Waifus like they're real including those male reader stories you see on Wattpad. Lol
Inserting the VA into shows like Clone Wars and the Bad Batch be like: VA Minions in TCW: Let’s go bust some Separatist Droids and peace mongering senators! VA Minions in BB: Let’s go bust some proto Rebels along with Bail Organa and some rouge clones! (Btw, I would like to see a show where someone’s investigating Bail Organa and his house’s ties to the Rebellion with some cowboy cop High Djinks on the side. For example... Imperial Admiral: Senator Bail Organa is one of the most respected people in the Empire. And your men have drove his spaceship the Tantive III into a Mustafarian volcano, broke the necks of three of his best guys, and driven a Nu-Class Transport Shuttle into his front palace door!” Knight Aberrant: “But, Admiral we have proof thine foul human is leading a Rebellion that would destroy the peace the Emperor has worked so hard to achieve!” Imperial Admiral: “I don’t want hear it! You’re outta here!” *Imperial Admiral gets killed by a Whack spell from a Silhouette.* Knight Aberrant: “Tis makes two of us.” Since Imperial Senator Orn Free Taa warns Admiral Rampart that Cham Syndulla and his followers will cause trouble for the Empire’s peace in the long run. 2 people (Hera and Chopper) in particular...)
The Side Quest Gamer Review Show *inhales* I am done with sh*t like this It happens everywhere, videogame videos, Family guy and Simpson's videos and countless others And you go to the comments and type stuff like "Haha back when this show wasn't bad" or "Remember when this series wasn't sh*t?" It's f*cking stupid You cause controversies throughout the comments, this one hasent spread that far but there are comments like this I've seen with from 60 to 200 replies! Ok I get it, the show or series isn't up to par or as good as "The good old days" or "The golden age of a show" but these short comments cause huge controversies And you have some fans of the show that still like now show and don't need you tearring into it So next if you've got somethin like this to comment about a series keep it to yourself please, its stupid and cause contriversies and starts a wars in comment section I don't want to seem like some douche who's triggered by everything anybody says but I'm pointing out the udder pointlessness of these types of comments
THE HYBRID 68 GAMING Btw, what "controversies" do comments like his cause? All that happens is other people will like or dislike the comment and reply saying they agree or disagree, and why.
I feel like there’s a joke about Peter wearing an off color Ohio State t-shirt during the sitcom intro. (assuming it’s OSU because of the magenta sleeves and grey front, and the fact that most people forget that OSU isn’t the only university in Ohio.)
I'd watch My Black Son. Imagine cliched sitcom tropes and dilemmas, except the son simply KILLS the bully or Bike Shop Pedo instead of teaching a lesson.
"My Black Son" wasn't that with George Segal and Denzel Washington a movie from the late 70's early 80's and someone one some award? I'm telling you this Family Guy is a Carbon Copy of that movie.
Wow that's harsh I know how he felt but my brothers told me it's not my job it's their job on tv but the man is not talking to Peter he's talking to norm or Mr Peterson not Griffin I'm sorry 😌😉
In the finale, he finds out he wasn't his son
Turtle neck But he keeps him because they had grown to love each other after 8 seasons.
That's literally the premise to Make in America, except it's a daughter.
If My Black Son was a real sitcom. I'd defiantly watch it
Defiantly, because it's terrible and everyone tries to stop you?
Zzyzzyzzs No because "it's my black son."
Cause he's also a ninja.
@@yobama5288 And the joke went over your head.
@@yobama5288 your sons a what?
This should have replaced the cleveland show.
ikr
Imagine if you will, the following FOX Sunday lineup: The Simpsons, Family Guy, My Black Son, Handi-Quacks.
I feel like I'm the only one who liked that show
@@WutAPunk you are
@@superbinks1 lol
Loved how he rhymed bigger with "that lady"
Wow omg that’s an underrated comment
at least he didn't rhyme bigger with
@@cutelittlepuppi_ wow it’s almost like that’s the joke.
The end is hilarious also he’s a “ninja”💀💀😂😂😂😂
The end is hilarious also he’s a “ninja”💀💀😂😂😂😂
Lyrics:
This time around
I'm staying at home
And things are gonna get better
Settling in - loving my wife
But then I got that letter
My black son
My black son
Now each day my heart is getting bigger
Don't even remember sleeping with that lady but I did
My black son
He's coming to stay
My black son
He's making each day - the best that he can!
Also he's a ninja
"Also he's a ninja!"
*My Black Son: S1 EP1 - Pilot*
Plot Summary: The episode starts with Peter Griffin, who recently graduated from college and landed a job through internship. He is married to Lois Pewterschmidt, his highschool sweetheart. Lois goes through the mail brought in by Peter. Lois mentions the high interest added to his college loan, but Peter is confident about his raise that he is getting. Lois mentions at least it's better than McDonalds.
Lois notices a peculiar letter from the stack of mail. Peter screams in excitement that he won the lottery and can try to buy that popular Atari jacket (a small cutscene is shown Peter being one of the cool kids). Lois says it's from someone named Emmanuel. Peter is disappointed and opens the letter. He mentions the letter is from one of his high school flings, who had drunken sex with. Lois is shocked and angry, but Peter in defense said that he didn't say anything when Lois got with Harrison Ford (small cutscene shows Lois being sexy Princess Leia and Harrison Ford is on the phone busy with agents.) Lois puts that aside and asks what the letter also says.
Peter reads and mentions that the girl ended up getting pregnant and had a boy, and the boy wanted to see his father. He'll be coming to stay with him on July 8th. Lois mentions that it's today and the doorbell rings. Peter answers the door to see a black boy standing in front of him. Peter sighs and says that he has already donated to charity for misunderstood black kids and calls bullshit since they all resorted to gang violence (a small cutscene appears that Peter puts some dollar bills in a box and a couple of black kids walk by to steal the box and go out to rob banks). The boy, confused, asked if his name was Peter Griffin. Peter confirms that and the boy says that he is his son.
Peter gets all teary eyed and is proud that he has a son and they both hug. Lois smiles and says that they're happy to have him, but Lois signals Peter for his name in which Peter responds how the hell he would know his name. Lois says that it was in the letter. The boy laughs and says that it's okay, and his name was Emmanuel.
Scene changes and it shows Emmanuel unpacking stuff. Peter says to Lois he can't believe he has a black son, but then says that would explain why his fling dropped out of highschool. He laughs and says she was probably too fat to go to school and makes the eating for two joke. Lois looks at Emmanuel and noticed he packed a lot of things that almost seems like, and Emmanuel confirms, that this is home now. Lois feels awkward about the situation and mentions how weird and uncomfortable it would be to be a stepmom, especially since how they are portrayed by Disney ( a cutscene shows of the stepmom of Cinderella being a bitch to Cinderella.)
Lois and Emmanuel go upstairs to see the guest room. The doorbell rings and Peter answers it. It is his boss, who says that he hasn't been coming to work lately. Peter defends himself and said that he told him to stay home, to which his boss says until his sickness was gone. His boss threatens him to come to work today or he's fired. Peter sighs and says that he was hoping to spend time with his black son, doing dad-son things like hitting baseballs and breaking windows (yes cutscene).
Peter is making pizzas aggressively and says to himself that he got his wage lowered and he'll never pay off the loan and realize his dream of becoming a professional football jockey. He even nailed the accent right. (cutscene shows Peter slamming into a football team like a bowling ball and bad mouthing the other team).
The store closes yet the bell dings that a person comes in. Peter mentions that the store is closed and says go to Papa Johns or something. He sees a small black child in a ninja uniform and sighs that it's one of those con goers. The ninja says "Peter-san, it appears you have a problem." and Peter says "Don't ya know it?" He mentions how he spent so much time in college to achieve his dream and only ended up working at a pizza parlor. He calls his dream shattered like that 80s song.
The ninja says he had a dream of meeting his father ever since he heard of it as a toddler. He was dreaming and searching and his mom always sets him back. He didn't give up and always did his best. He ended up finding his father in the end thanks to his mom. He says that a dream isn't gone if it isn't achieved yet. A dream is a journey.
Peter smiles and says that he's right. He stops a moment and says "Wait a minute, who the hell are you?" and the ninja was gone. Peter closes the shop and Lois and Emmanuel walk up to him. Lois made reservations for a nice dinner to get to know Emmanuel better. Peter is happy and before they go, Peter picks up a black robe and ask if it was Emmanuel's, to which Emmanuel replies "Man, that's racist." And everybody laughs as the episode ends.
(Oh god did I just type all that?)
This might be the longest UA-cam comment I've seen
Oh my god whoever you are, you deserve an award 😂
MaronaPossessed amazing!
MaronaPossessed tltr “too long to read
Someone send this to Seth macfarlane
RIP Kirstie Alley
0:15-0:24
When your obsessed with a show you want to be part of
Breaking bad
I know how that feels
Sounds like any average Weeb in the Anime community who takes anime Wayy too seriously treating their Waifus like they're real including those male reader stories you see on Wattpad. Lol
Shameless
Shameless
"That show stopped being funny when Christie ally ate shelly long"
one actress left, the other got fat
AlmightyK
Now to be fair she lost the weight at least twice or something.
Ahmed Demha That girl lost more weight than most folks ever found!
@@ahmeddemha6112 yeah... but she gained the weight to get back on television. She's an idiot.
Actually found the Cheers episode with the fast lane / on ramp exchange, Diane Chambers Day. Although in that episode, it's Sam asking and not Woody.
Too funny
Self Insert Fan-Fics be like: 0:17
Inserting the VA into shows like Clone Wars and the Bad Batch be like:
VA Minions in TCW: Let’s go bust some Separatist Droids and peace mongering senators!
VA Minions in BB: Let’s go bust some proto Rebels along with Bail Organa and some rouge clones!
(Btw, I would like to see a show where someone’s investigating Bail Organa and his house’s ties to the Rebellion with some cowboy cop High Djinks on the side. For example... Imperial Admiral: Senator Bail Organa is one of the most respected people in the Empire. And your men have drove his spaceship the Tantive III into a Mustafarian volcano, broke the necks of three of his best guys, and driven a Nu-Class Transport Shuttle into his front palace door!” Knight Aberrant: “But, Admiral we have proof thine foul human is leading a Rebellion that would destroy the peace the Emperor has worked so hard to achieve!” Imperial Admiral: “I don’t want hear it! You’re outta here!” *Imperial Admiral gets killed by a Whack spell from a Silhouette.* Knight Aberrant: “Tis makes two of us.” Since Imperial Senator Orn Free Taa warns Admiral Rampart that Cham Syndulla and his followers will cause trouble for the Empire’s peace in the long run. 2 people (Hera and Chopper) in particular...)
i don't think this kind of humour will ever be topped, it is just to classic original and amazing
The Adventures of Jimmy
Funny because family guy gets taken the piss out of by most comedians.
Is on right now on TBS
The true spin off we need right now.
If that was my show, I would have started with the fact he's a ninja.
LMAO. Back when Family Guy was funny
The Side Quest Gamer still is
Coopertrooper47 I disagree. It went downhill after the seventh season. I prefer the old eps like this one.
The Side Quest Gamer Review Show *inhales* I am done with sh*t like this
It happens everywhere, videogame videos, Family guy and Simpson's videos and countless others
And you go to the comments and type stuff like "Haha back when this show wasn't bad" or "Remember when this series wasn't sh*t?" It's f*cking stupid
You cause controversies throughout the comments, this one hasent spread that far but there are comments like this I've seen with from 60 to 200 replies!
Ok I get it, the show or series isn't up to par or as good as "The good old days" or "The golden age of a show" but these short comments cause huge controversies
And you have some fans of the show that still like now show and don't need you tearring into it
So next if you've got somethin like this to comment about a series keep it to yourself please, its stupid and cause contriversies and starts a wars in comment section
I don't want to seem like some douche who's triggered by everything anybody says but I'm pointing out the udder pointlessness of these types of comments
THE HYBRID 68 GAMING Or you could just ignore criticism that has nothing to do with you and go about your day.
THE HYBRID 68 GAMING Btw, what "controversies" do comments like his cause? All that happens is other people will like or dislike the comment and reply saying they agree or disagree, and why.
00:44 Kurt Angle singing to Jason Jordan
It sounds like the Perfect Strangers theme in the beginning.
that's exactly what I thought in the beginning
0:10 trying to pass the time during quarantine
0:28 That's so true, Peter
My friend said in class what happens when your wife gives birth to a black baby and I sang my black son XD lol
+The Pigeon Cuckold
Somebody dies.
🤣🤣😁
0:49 Family Ties reference
1:11 is Bosom Buddies
0:53 and 1:00 is Laverne and Shirley
0:17-0:32 When your parents took away your console, and you really miss playing your games.
Lmaoo. I miss this Family Guy😢
That highway joke was actually pretty funny
I feel like there’s a joke about Peter wearing an off color Ohio State t-shirt during the sitcom intro. (assuming it’s OSU because of the magenta sleeves and grey front, and the fact that most people forget that OSU isn’t the only university in Ohio.)
It's the opening of an old sitcom called "Family Ties"
Also hes a ninja.
i love the threes company reference.
Hows life in the fast lane mr peterson?
I cant find the on ramp woody.
@Tony Anthony why are you replying to a comment that’s two years old...
It’s been years since I have seen this episode in full and I still think of, “And Peter, yeah!” at random moments in my life.
Who would watch "My Black Son" if it was a real show?
All the classic sitcom introductions in a nutshell.
Well its not the first time Peter has done something strange with the television.
Stegodon yeah like that time he humped it when he become a savage after being lost in the woods
I was thinking of the Y2K episode were Peter tried to feed the people on the television screen.
@@Stegodon Magnum PI
also he's a ninja
Family Guy = Best Show ever.
P.S Cheers only got Funny and enjoyable to watch after annoying, horrible, crazy Diane left.
I’d watch this if it was a real sitcom
0:59 King Louis the XVIth and Queen Marie Antoinette introducing their adoptive child Jean Amilcar:
0:18 Me when I want characters I like to say my name
I loved Peters theme song 😂
Also he’s a ninja😂😂
Spending my isolation in a pretend bar.
I'd watch My Black Son. Imagine cliched sitcom tropes and dilemmas, except the son simply KILLS the bully or Bike Shop Pedo instead of teaching a lesson.
0:26 is the thumbnail
How’s life in the fast lane mr Peterson GRIFFIN 😏. He was talking to me norm 🤨😡👊📺
Peter: *punches his tv over minor inconvenience*
Also Peter: now I can’t watch tv😭😭
WandaVision's plot
Kurt Angle & Jason Jordan
Someone needs to edit the my black Sun part input Kurt Angle and Jason Jordan's head over it
Type "My black son Jason Jordan" into UA-cam. It already exists.
Terrance Young LMAO.
Also he's a ninja lol the random stuff is hilarious
Peter, the ladies man.
Is this about Bill Clinton?
Lol wut?
Danney Williams
Col83r Gaming & More! Aeh did nut hev sexjual releitions with dat women.
@Steven Lyndsey Do you need a hug?
Relevant during Corona lockdowns...
That kid looks nothing like Peter 😂
Nathaniel Lewis Is it because he's a ninja??
**any relation to Emmanuel Lewis??
Is this Kurt Angle's new theme?
This got to be a sitcom it to good of a idea
Kirstie Alley ate Shelley Long 😂😂😂. RIP Kirstie 🙏.
CBS (Cuckery & bulshit Corporation) presents a new heartwarming sitcom. Catch My black son Sunday 8 p.m.
He s a ninja
Seth MacFarlane should make a sitcom called "My Black Son", about a white guy who adopts an African American boy as his son.
Diff'rent Strokes: Hold my beer.
"My Black Son" wasn't that with George Segal and Denzel Washington a movie from the late 70's early 80's and someone one some award? I'm telling you this Family Guy is a Carbon Copy of that movie.
Peter should have the pass at this point.
I'd pay for a show like this#
those references
Kurt Angle and Jason Jordan.
It's really My Mixed Son, but I guess that's not as catchy
Who else held their breath when they heard the word bigger ??
At 0:49, what scene is Peter Griffin making fun of the Family Ties episode?
Coming Wednesday 5/7c on PTV.
The cheers bit is funnier than my black son
Add Jodie Sweetin and it would be a perfect fit on ABC!
Kurt angle
I only watched the first few episodes of Cheers.
So
Chris, Meg, Apollo and Stewie
Kind of like the Perfect Strangers theme.
#MY Ninja my ninja.
0:24
Sweet he went Ohio University
This made me burst out laughing 😂.. What show is "My Black Son" a parody of?
DrPepperJNL has a video with the different sections and the show they're based on.
What does Seth MacFarlane have against Kirstie Alley to always have to make a joke about her ?
Please make this.
bring it
Wow that's harsh I know how he felt but my brothers told me it's not my job it's their job on tv but the man is not talking to Peter he's talking to norm or Mr Peterson not Griffin I'm sorry 😌😉
Magda Giordano So how long have you pretended to be from this country?
best
that might be a funny show actually
Peters black son didnt pay for that fruit
Cut off his hand! Oh wait, it's not Agrabah.
At 1:00 peter comes out of the closet
Said no black dad ever
ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ
Back when family was a guy
Lol
Me when I watched Kirby Right Back At Ya as a kid, I haaaated Meta Knight 💀💀
1:15 is that Steven Universe?
That's who's the boss
Democratic theme song.
😂😂😂
Ohio?
It’s a reference to the sitcom family ties 1980
Wtf
Is the show a bit racist?
Family Guys is absolute trash now
Cheers was never funny to begin with. I only stopped watching it after i stopped drinking.