"Wet City, USA" - Polygon Plays QUIPLASH 2, Feat. Griffin, Brian, Jenna & More!
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- Опубліковано 22 лип 2024
- The Polygon crew gets together for another wholesome, family-friendly game of Quiplash 2. But this time, we're playing by Brian's rules: one word answers only.
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Clayton named this whole episode after his answer that got one vote and few laughs. Legend
especially because he did so well otherwise
Sounds like every Clayton I know
Piss well was so much better too!
omg thank you for pointing that out 10/10
I thought it deserved better. I can totally imagine a Christian water-park named Wet City, USA.
13:42 the first thing I thought of was Edward Fingerhands but then I realized that would just be a normal dude
the first thing i thought of was edward fuckhands and i've never screamed while laughing before this moment
U should watch the trixie and katya porn parody naming video
he's just Edward,
This made me laugh for a solid minute and now my tummy hurts.
“pissless” hot tub is a yucky thing to hear and think about because like .... you just know that sign is lying. it’s chock fulla piss
And like, what does that imply about every hot tub you’ve been in that didn’t have that sign
The hot tub is only filled with piss never water
@@spacetrashpile7199 It's like Asbestos-Free Cereal.
@@hickorymccay2994 I once found some whole cinnamon sticks at the store labeled "Non-Irradiated" and I have so many questions
@@Gnagniel Foods get irradiated for shelf life
"The Declaration of Indepence" is that time when Mike Pence swallowed The Declaration of Independence to try and absorb its knowledge
This comment is GOLD
It's in de pence
HOW DID THEY NOT USE "JESUS CHRIST SUPERSLIDE" FOR THE CHRISTIAN WATERPARK QUESTION I'M SO MAD
lonelyaura Best comment, honestly.
Holy waterpark anyone?
It's been close to a year since this comment was posted and I agree, I'm also mad.
THANK YOU, I LOVE YOU
Also, something about baptism.
Brian hates compound words, but what about Gesamtkunstwerk?
German is literally compound words and nothing else so I think he gets a free pass.
“Wunderkind”
Brian hates germany but only when he can hear germany
i like how u can always tell which one is griffin because he always uses quotation marks lmao
Some good Simone honks here
Seagullian
The wild Simone in her natural habitat, the Polygon office.
God I love her
I really try to not be an asshole about her laugh, but holy shit. It's the uncanny valley of laughter. It's just so offputting.
This is her finest laughter.
Lime me nanna, like I Lost My Name,
Lime me nanna, like a sleight ride of shame,
hey, nanna, lime me
underrated gem
Hey, good job
brian and jenna's friendship/dynamic is my favorite thing. i just feel so happy when they're in a video!!
That's cause Jenna may or may not be posessed by Scrundler
LIME ME NANNA
really sad that no one said “Lin Manuel Niranda”
Right?! I was expecting it
Rather surprised there wasn't
same, i was SURE griffin was gonna go for it lol
SAME. It was my immediate thought.
In my own head I immediately said "Lin-Manuel Naruto"
I'm sad no one turned L.M.N. into LEMON
lemon
man
nudes
Limone
Same! I was thinking LeMoN lol
LeishMaNiasis
Layman
My heart felt a little lighter when both answers to the hobo question refused to play along. Thanks for existing, polygon.
Yeah, was just thinking how much I appreciated that everyone was on the same page on "uhh no let's not"
i dont really get why they didnt wanna answer it? i guess im just not thinking of a joke that could be offensive?
Nada Problum Joking about homeless people, just in general, is really not cool.
@Chad Rudiaschy The kind of boundaries you're describing pushing are only funny to people who totally lack empathy.
@Chad Rudiaschy... at the expense of oneself. Otherwise you're just being edgy. If you tried to run a standup set at the expense of the homeless it would be a Big Yikes, guaranteed.
The absolute RAGE of “you know I can’t read GRIFFIN”
Can this be a regular series called "Back to the Piss Well"
"Truth Coming Out Of Her Piss Well To Shame Mankind"
Ellie W "And She's Doing Just Fine"
You know I can’t read, GRIFFIN
There’s riddle me piss on mbmbam
Man I love Pat and Simone’s friendship
MacDoodle same they are hilarious together.
How did I just piece together that two of my favorite internet personalities, BDG and griffin McElroy, actually work together...?
Griff doesn't work for Polygon any more, but when he did, it was definitely a golden age for Polygon. I'm so glad Brian is still here, he's fantastic and has such a unique comic energy.
YOU KNOW I CANT READ GRIFFIN!
lin manuel niranda
Wait, this is the origin of Pissless? I own that mug!
Honestly, props for buying a Pissless mug without any context whatsoever
@@polygon I mean, y'all talked about piss on enough Jackboxes that I was kinda like "I mean yeah sure, this is my preferred state for my mug anyway, so let's do it!"
Liver failure was such a good answer tho
I almost spit out my drink when Griffin said "Lime me Nana" out loud.
i know the jurassic park one is meant to be read as “the person was killed” but i do love the implication (since the question is what they did to be banned from the park) that the person killed someone or something while at the park. like “yeah jeff came here and fucking strangled a trex with his bare hands, he’s too powerful to be allowed in”
simone's extended laughter around the 8 minute mark is so cute how it slows and starts back up again
Nothing will ever beat Eeyore saying “I’m so tired of burying my loved ones.”
"what should you name a cristian waterpark" h2whoah that was fun
i was surprised to see a taz reference but then i remembered griffin is Literally In This Video
Going with the one-word rule, for LMN I immediately thought "lemon"
Yeah same-
Don't know if it's possible but a stream where the audience can vote would b really fun!
Sydney Sagehorn agree
stream
SIMONE'S LAUGH IS BLESSED
for the "What you might hear Big Bird say on his deathbed" I would have put "I was the phantom of the sky", which is not only obscure as hell but also fits my niche sense of humour
I see you :P
HELL yeah
8:57 "Ethical Non-monogamous Elf-Play"
Great name for the waterpark: “Jesus slide for our sins”
Literally nobody:
Polygon: I would love to clench a manatee
What you shouldn't say as you're getting baptized: "Load me daddy"
I love Pat with all my heart. I could fall asleep to Pat’s beautiful voice
It's not in the pounds, it's indepence.
I love Simone so much, her laugh is one of the best things I’ve ever heard ❤️
simone's extended cackling made my day, what a gift
Simones laugh at 7:50 made my dog come up to me with this very concerned look.
"Everyone is either a snake or they're very horny"
new favorite quote
7:00 this could be either 'pissless' implying that there is definitely no piss in here, or 'piss less' a command
brian dropping a hamlet quote at 7:05 that fits perfectly in context is very on brand
Quality Simone honks in this video ladies and gents and non binaries
Why does BDG sound like the lewd improvisation man: safety fan and bueracratic wunderkind?
What a silly coincidence!
When I read the title of the video I wondered how they came up with a name of a water park so close to the actual Water Country, USA, a water park known best for being close to Busch Gardens Williamsburg, but watching the video really took the piss out of me.
brian’s little “........ o-o-o-oh” at 6:00 is so cute and Such A Mood
I think that was Pat?
Can you guys PLEASE make a quiplash where you guys come up with the question? That's a cool feature in quiplash 2, and I think there can be some hilarious humor to be had here.
I’m so excited for this to happen regularly, I love you guys’ dynamics playing this game and these ‘modes’ are fantastic.
Simone's honks ARE KILLING ME
I was today years old when I found out the Griffin in this was Griffin McElroy. 12:08
another christian water park name: Merry Pissmass
Jesus Sprays
y'know what would be amazing if it happened? for the acronym game it just came up with 'bdg'. i'd enter the answer bavid dilbert grian if i was there
clayton is so quietly iconic and i adore him. he's such a cool dude
"Surfing towards victory on a massive wave of piss" Pat
"The piss well is a deep well" - Simone
Polygon I dare you to bring this back please
Polygon bring back quiplash challenge
i live for those times when simone’s contagious laughter just gets to everyone
I'm so glad these Jackbox videos are coming out more regularly, I love them to bits.
Q: "The name of a disease that makes you look like a minion?" A: "Minionaire's Disease" Source - My friend during a game of Quiplash.
I'm so glad this is becoming a regular thing
I'm liking the newbies your getting in here! They are doing a really good job!
3:49 this aged well
I knew Lime Me Nanna was a classic Simone quip
"What you've been searching for wasn't inside you this whole time. It was inside Brian"
...I mean, you're not wrong.
this is the first time ive ever seen polygon post something over the weekend, neat!
"pissless" is a good answer only if it's surrounded by many other hot-tubs that don't have the same sign.
8:00 that laugh lol
griffin i'm so glad you thought "leenage mutant ninja (turtles)" too
good ole piss brigade
8 bit
PLEASE MORE OF THIS IT MAKES MY WEEK
I'd really, really, really like to see another Pokemon Nuzlocke run by Griffin!!
This is the only quiplash video where the answers are somewhat funny. Thanks for that.
Okay the Big Bird thing made me laugh so hard that I starting coughing and had an asthma attack. Worth it lol
I could listen to Polygon playing Quiplash all day.
What you shouldn't say as you're getting baptized: "I'm so wet right now."
6:22 "Poverty Fetishism" would have been a valid pun answer, right?
More than one word
i cannot tell what they cut/if they cut anything and it fucking haunts me
griffin andrew mcelroy what in the whole fuck did u say that u were so worried abt
"THEY GET REAL WEIRD ABOUT SPLITTING THE BILL"
"And thats how I killed every member of ZZ Top" fucking slayed me
God I love Jackbox Saturdays
I played this game with some friends the other day and we got the Christian Water Park question, to which one of them replied "We all slip n' slide short of the glory of God'
i love these quiplash videos omg
you know im diggin that smooth bossa nova outro music
Simone's laugh is the best part of my day every time i hear it, it's so genuine and happy. Simone is so wonderful.
Back to the Piss Well needs to be the name of this series!
Love these!
god I love Simone
I feel like this group would be really good at split the room
Someone's laugh makes me very happy
Thanks for the mug Clayton
Simone has reached her final form.
I thought of the same answer as Griffin to LMN and I'm proud.
what was “they get real weird about splitting the bill.” brian give us the forbidden question.
I love the one word round the best.
omg, she sounds like the Mars Attacks aliens when she laughs and I LOVE IT! 7:47
Having an emcee really helps the flow of the video, keep it up bri bri
Sometimes when you stare into the piss well, the piss well stares back.
thanks polygon
You know I can't READ GRIFFIN
Simone's laugh gets me every time