Karl Pilkington - How can you freeze time?

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  • @checkout5017
    @checkout5017 3 роки тому +145

    3:12 Ricky's laugh goes into 2nd gear when he realised Karl literally meant as soon as he woke up! 🤣

  • @k45207
    @k45207 5 років тому +67

    The trio is just absolute comic gold I mean you couldn’t even write this level of comedy. I can’t tell how many times I’ve re listened to these shows and I still get a side aches from laughing

    • @realtruth4804
      @realtruth4804 2 роки тому +1

      I get ball ache from it

    • @anneominous7172
      @anneominous7172 10 місяців тому +1

      @@realtruth4804 Word to the wise: tug more carefully.

  • @SuperSonicDonk3y
    @SuperSonicDonk3y 12 років тому +333

    did i tell you about the immune system

    • @bonnie3447
      @bonnie3447 3 роки тому +9

      Go on.....

    • @salemgelidi3266
      @salemgelidi3266 3 роки тому +4

      @@bonnie3447 do you not get the reference

    • @swaggypanda1808
      @swaggypanda1808 2 роки тому +5

      @@salemgelidi3266 Go on.....

    • @salemgelidi3266
      @salemgelidi3266 2 роки тому +4

      @@swaggypanda1808 it's from another time karl woke up next to suzanne and said a random shower thought
      i think you can guess what it was that he said

    • @gavelston3943
      @gavelston3943 2 роки тому +1

      @@salemgelidi3266 Go on…..

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 3 роки тому +19

    That picture of Steve looks like something you'd see in a news story about a strange smiling man going out late at night linked to multiple kidnappings in the area

  • @TW-96
    @TW-96 7 років тому +94

    "They've done summit about freezing time n all that"

  • @PlayStatiowned
    @PlayStatiowned 7 років тому +243

    That *CAN NOT* be Stephen's real face in the photo... I am having nightmares tonight.

    • @NatS3703
      @NatS3703 7 років тому

      PlayStatiowned hahaha :.)

    • @Beardshire
      @Beardshire 6 років тому +57

      Weird innit

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +6

      @Henk de Tank Stop looking at the art, and start looking out the window

    • @angeloddrev
      @angeloddrev 4 роки тому +36

      Karl once talked about that pic of Stephen & said it was on the wall where they worked, and he would just stand and look at it and shake his head, because he couldn't believe it. LOL. I've always thought Karl is the nicest looking, he has a kind face. He has a shaped head more like a balloon, but so have many. I think he's good looking.

    • @nath700
      @nath700 4 роки тому +23

      He's done you there Steve

  • @erurevir
    @erurevir 11 років тому +33

    after all this time I'm still finding new conversations with karl pilkington, can't get enough

  • @fastmclaren71
    @fastmclaren71 13 років тому +30

    Ricky snd Steve are so lucky discovering karl just after completing the office!!!

  • @seanowens5691
    @seanowens5691 7 років тому +80

    Black mirror should have Karl as co director amazing mind

    • @Serjohn
      @Serjohn 4 роки тому +2

      rebecca is that you

    • @a.m11558
      @a.m11558 3 роки тому +8

      Black Mirror actually got a few of their ideas from Karl. If you’ve seen the Ricky Gervais show, there’s an episode where Karl talks about meeting some tv people who wanted to make a show or a movie. I believe they were actually the Black Mirror producers, as there are a few Black Mirror episodes based on Karl’s stories.

    • @possessedslig
      @possessedslig 2 роки тому +1

      @@a.m11558 Charlie Brooker owes Karl royalties

    • @beedee8185
      @beedee8185 Рік тому

      Yes, like the pain receptor that the Dr wears. VR etc

  • @LifeOfRy
    @LifeOfRy 2 роки тому +8

    3:14 arguably Ricky’s most wheezy of wheezes.

  • @joshuabernardo4305
    @joshuabernardo4305 8 років тому +88

    I just believe Karl has a different thought process. You ever think, "Wow, there are people like that." Well, Karl's one of a kind. Sometimes, the stuff Karl says has incredible insight, and he usually ends the topic with a punchline that no comedian or scientist could ever come up with. I've picked up this habit, from socializing with various personalities, in which I laugh at someone's remark to end the conversation (or keep the conversation going) in order to stray from having to express my own thoughts (so I wouldn't have to hurt anyone's feelings or waste the energy talking to somebody that obviously wouldn't understand my viewpoint). I believe Karl doesn't have this trait. He doesn't just laugh shit off, like most people do, he actually responds to what people say or ask of him, no matter how ridiculous. Rather, he speaks his mind, and it's so different, unconventional from what most people expect, or have been exposed to, that it's bewildering how he can be serious and funny at the same time.

    • @paperviewcast
      @paperviewcast 7 років тому +19

      Karl's comic timing and delivery at times is comedian quality.

    • @greybeard6504
      @greybeard6504 7 років тому +6

      Joshua Bernardo it's what makes him brilliant, really. I know people a lot smarter than him that are somehow a lot stupider.

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 6 років тому +5

      @@greybeard6504 because Karl asks questions and doesn't think that he's above anyone or anything.

    • @yhmanyhman840
      @yhmanyhman840 3 роки тому +2

      Come to Manchester and you’ll find hundreds of Karls

  • @JVarley9001
    @JVarley9001 8 років тому +61

    Karl knows the secret of Dio's Stand.

    • @martingarricks6209
      @martingarricks6209 8 місяців тому +2

      stephen definitely knows how king crimson works. look at that face he’s fucking insane

  • @MrBwooy
    @MrBwooy 8 років тому +55

    ...are you gonna say good morning or whateva' ?!? :D

  • @circle2867
    @circle2867 6 років тому +24

    that pic of steve is gonna give me nightmares

  • @timw2007
    @timw2007 2 роки тому +6

    Freezing time is the easy part. Defrosting it is a pain in the arse.

    • @TheMayDog
      @TheMayDog 2 роки тому

      Short trip to the monkey mechanics at Halfords should do the job 👍

  • @jolesco
    @jolesco 7 років тому +23

    "They have done something about freezing time and all that" It's called "taking a picture"

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +1

      @Ant B Did Karl finally confuse a computer?

  • @tezer3496
    @tezer3496 11 місяців тому +1

    There's no show without Carl

  • @CMDParodies
    @CMDParodies 7 років тому +19

    Steve's laugh at 0:06 is... incredible

  • @TheRugbydude100
    @TheRugbydude100 12 років тому +96

    The best thing about Karl is that he doesn't know hes funny

    • @dajed1193
      @dajed1193 4 роки тому +11

      He couldn't be bothered with that.
      I'm actually truly happy the guys discovered Karl and shared him with the world.

    • @iim4xii129
      @iim4xii129 3 роки тому

      "hes"...

    • @mtabby8791
      @mtabby8791 2 роки тому

      Watch Karl in films where he inserts voice over in classic films he knows that he’s funny lol He’s very self aware lol

  • @landondonovanify
    @landondonovanify 12 років тому +14

    Rickys laugh at 3:15 is ridiculous!

  • @rossmanmagnus
    @rossmanmagnus 2 роки тому +1

    3:44 dont listen to him carl this is a very good question 😂

  • @robertlowe6367
    @robertlowe6367 2 роки тому +1

    Karl saw an advert for the video game Braid right before bed.

    • @DerpyDosh
      @DerpyDosh 2 роки тому +1

      Nah he was watching JoJo before bed clearly.

  • @yemalad1.
    @yemalad1. 7 років тому +6

    Steve looks exactly like his dad when his dad had a cameo in the office.

  • @benzzodude
    @benzzodude 8 років тому +14

    3:13 bloody hell

  • @Skamsy
    @Skamsy 12 років тому +13

    HAHA 3:15 the weezing! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @veronica3986
    @veronica3986 2 роки тому +1

    I wish karl would come back

  • @legendofmonklee3664
    @legendofmonklee3664 2 роки тому

    Ricky’s “Brilliant, yeah” is a top 10 English remark.

  • @Fox8ball.
    @Fox8ball. 6 років тому +4

    Some of what he says is also genuine genius

  • @apbweezle
    @apbweezle 5 років тому +7

    How do you explain the person Karl Pilkington? I do not know anyone else like this man. He's so Amazing, dumb and brilliant at the same time, which also makes him unbelievably (and undeliberately) funny. On top of that he's got a heart of gold. Imagine Truman show in real life with Karl Pilkington as the main guy. I'd die in front of the TV.

  • @Thedarkknight2244
    @Thedarkknight2244 2 роки тому

    Karl is a genius. Physicists still don’t understand what determines the arrow of time, and why we see it one way.

  • @flamepetrie871
    @flamepetrie871 7 років тому +5

    Ricky turns into a kettle

  • @lkim100
    @lkim100 7 років тому +5

    karl pilkingtons THE WORLD
    (innit?)

  • @EmilioCasavegas
    @EmilioCasavegas 12 років тому +3

    Looking at that picture, I cease to wonder why they talk about Steve not having any luck with women.

  • @johnson-p7i
    @johnson-p7i 2 роки тому

    “something about freezin time n all that”

  • @bobgerfrako1693
    @bobgerfrako1693 12 років тому +6

    Karl and Steven are the funny ones

  • @ThatPhunnyStuff
    @ThatPhunnyStuff 11 років тому +2

    Im guessing he was watching a documentary about flying near light speed and slowing down in time lol.

  • @Prof.Dingus
    @Prof.Dingus 7 років тому +2

    If i could meet Karl i would lose my shit

  • @SuperflyGaming
    @SuperflyGaming 11 років тому +5

    If you could travel close to the speed of light, say 99.999999999999% time would practically stand still for you relative to the universe, so if you could make the earth travel at that speed relative to you then it would make time stand still. You'd also need a lot of energy and a really big telescope as the earth would be whizzing past.
    There you go Karl.

  • @hezekiahramirez6965
    @hezekiahramirez6965 11 років тому +9

    That was my guess too. Of course there's no way Karl would ever begin to wrap that little round head around concepts of relativistic physics and that kind of thing so all he'd hear is "freeze time."

  • @jackjamesgodsell9586
    @jackjamesgodsell9586 6 років тому +4

    I'm Gonna Burst!!!

  • @XRourkex
    @XRourkex 11 років тому +4

    3:13 Fireworks.

  • @Gio-ww8hl
    @Gio-ww8hl 2 роки тому

    the best xfm clips are with this thumbnail

  • @personnpc590
    @personnpc590 3 роки тому

    Still want to know what the argument was about.

  • @harrythomas1252
    @harrythomas1252 2 роки тому +2

    2:21

  • @greybeard6504
    @greybeard6504 7 років тому

    The thing is, they NEEDED him to even have a show worth listening to. He was the actual talent!

  • @CidTheGargoyle
    @CidTheGargoyle 11 років тому +6

    That's really not a stupid question. Animals don't fight without any reason. It could've been about anything as simple as one taking the other's banana or something.

  • @krisscanlon4051
    @krisscanlon4051 2 роки тому

    Borders on the...hahaha

  • @gozzer13
    @gozzer13 11 років тому

    which episode/series of XFM is this? I'm guessing it's XFM.

  • @crasnicul3371
    @crasnicul3371 4 роки тому +1

    What about erasing time, Karl?

  • @nathanharrison2599
    @nathanharrison2599 11 років тому +2

    Please don't think before you talk Karl!

  • @RoamingRob
    @RoamingRob 13 років тому +1

    Where is this from?

  • @wowsa0
    @wowsa0 11 років тому

    He's probably caught on by now

  • @iSquishMoths
    @iSquishMoths 8 років тому +5

    And that. No one has ever said an tha

  • @donaldthescotishtwin
    @donaldthescotishtwin 4 роки тому

    Aren’t you gonna day good morning or whatever?

  • @tomtheslipknotfan
    @tomtheslipknotfan 7 років тому +7

    Za Warudo

  • @gleam6370
    @gleam6370 5 років тому +5

    Steve and Ricky were unreasonably mean to Karl here

  • @missdovahkiin3131
    @missdovahkiin3131 12 років тому +5

    the funny thing is, is he doesn't realize he's funny

  • @creamdeluxe8740
    @creamdeluxe8740 4 роки тому

    Karl Brando

  • @missdovahkiin3131
    @missdovahkiin3131 11 років тому

    your profile pic :o Gavin :)

  • @XRourkex
    @XRourkex 11 років тому

    Of course, haha!

  • @greybeard6504
    @greybeard6504 7 років тому +7

    I get the dynamic between them, it's funny most the time, but sometimes it seems plain cruel and mean spirited.

  • @mattdeross9
    @mattdeross9 10 років тому

    pls

  • @THEW0LFB0Y
    @THEW0LFB0Y 4 роки тому

    Easy, just scream "The World" in a Japanese dialect.

  • @RennieMonster
    @RennieMonster 13 років тому

    01:44 Change the speed to 1/2 (if you don't have that button then I dunno)
    Sounds like they are on drugs :P So funny lol

  • @strangemanmtd8350
    @strangemanmtd8350 3 роки тому

    ooohh chimpanze that!!!!

  • @crystalp321
    @crystalp321 7 років тому +3

    Ricky and Steve trying to be funny but aren't,Karl not even trying and he's hilarious

  • @airpix4669
    @airpix4669 7 років тому +2

    someone needs to make an edit of all xfm stuff and remove ricky as much as possible, turn down his mic if he needs to be heard. I like carl, calm voice, I hate ricky, his stupid laugh and voice so high, plus he's pretty stupid, the moon mirror thing, he said the moon doesn't always face us the same way, basic knowledge, lol

  • @ChArLie360115
    @ChArLie360115 11 років тому

    Gavin Free.

    • @DJEylisium
      @DJEylisium 8 років тому

      What? Gavin has stole many of Karls quotes?

  • @ivankadump2539
    @ivankadump2539 28 днів тому

    What a div.

  • @TaxingIsThieving
    @TaxingIsThieving 2 роки тому +1

    2:25