Ultra Instinct Gru

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  • Опубліковано 31 лип 2019
  • It's 2019 boys, and Ultra Instinct Shaggy has been unchallenged. Will this new change of breath of wind come in and, possibly, defeat the Shagster?! Find next on Dragon-stinct Z!
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  • @BigMahn_
    @BigMahn_ 4 роки тому +17970

    Ah so ur a man of culture as well

  • @Hammy712
    @Hammy712 3 роки тому +8506

    Gru climbs the pyrimid of giza in under 4 seconds.

  • @TheAwsomeSawse
    @TheAwsomeSawse 3 роки тому +4577

    “He punched the shark” is probably the best line in the movie

  • @marvelousmadmen832
    @marvelousmadmen832 3 роки тому +3766

    “Gru is a terrible choice for death battle, he’d lose instantly.”
    This scene: *”Are you sure about that?”*

    • @jacorcerv
      @jacorcerv 3 роки тому +151

      Gru vs Megamind would be an interesting episode tbh

    • @xoltol3153
      @xoltol3153 3 роки тому +178

      @@jacorcerv gru is 14 feet tall and is fast enough to dodge actual ballistic missiles AND has all the brains of megamind

    • @glitchy2030
      @glitchy2030 3 роки тому +19

      if he only activites its ultra instinct

    • @presleychan3625
      @presleychan3625 3 роки тому +23

      @@jacorcerv megamind would get bodied

    • @ProfessionalGoober
      @ProfessionalGoober 3 роки тому +55

      Gru's appearance is like, B tier, but his stats are a solid S+ each.

  • @drstepan1078
    @drstepan1078 3 роки тому +1578

    Let's think for a second.
    First of all, Gru is super rich. If he wasn't it'd be hard for him to have all of his tech and inventions.
    Second, Gru is super intelligent. Evident by his plans and inventions.
    Third, Gru has a following of thousands of very loyal, nearly immortal beings.
    Fourth, Gru has incredible physical prowess. He backfisted a Shark like it was no big deal. Gru's physique is also incredible, he's a giant. His skin is also incredibly tough. If you didn't know, some sharks have skin that is essentially millions of micro razor blades. The fact he hit that Shark and suffered no damage proves his incredible defense.
    Gru was also able to dodge missiles that travel at incredibly high speeds essentially without trouble. He also thought up the plan to use the missiles to infiltrate Vector's base in virtually no time. He courageously went onto a ship that would go into space and would likely kill him.
    Do not treat Gru like a regular being. He is not. Respect him. If not respect, fear him. You may underestimate Gru as some silly animated character, he is not. If you ever (re)watch a movie he is in, remember how incredible he is. _why is there no anime about Gru???_

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 роки тому +177

      I actually went through the process of reading all of this...very cool analysis.

    • @vedanthmallem4016
      @vedanthmallem4016 3 роки тому +47

      u my friend are dope!!

    • @Xaleya
      @Xaleya 3 роки тому +48

      I think you meant One Punch Man?

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 роки тому +6

      How fast we talking?

    • @ThanhNguyen-ex3yh
      @ThanhNguyen-ex3yh 3 роки тому +60

      He LITERALLY climbed to the top of the Pyramid of Giza in under 4 seconds just to catch up to Vector's ship.

  • @RubixKyuub
    @RubixKyuub 3 роки тому +10927

    Missed an opportunity to show his power level using the missiles scanner

  • @justaslime7525
    @justaslime7525 3 роки тому +4693

    Vector: *kidnaps the GORLS*
    Gru: Your free Trial of Life has expired

  • @MAXimumLvlCraziness
    @MAXimumLvlCraziness 3 роки тому +305

    “HE PUNCHED THE SHARK”
    It was at that moment, he knew, he f*cked up

  • @murderouscinnamonrolln5349
    @murderouscinnamonrolln5349 3 роки тому +528

    “He punched the shark!”
    -Vector
    “He cancelled out the blast?!”
    -Jiren
    Same energy

  • @dripsnake44
    @dripsnake44 3 роки тому +3718

    If you think about it, it makes sense that he has Ultra Instinct considering how fast missiles are.

    • @doodlethestickman740
      @doodlethestickman740 3 роки тому +62

      God damn right

    • @lazyproductions8005
      @lazyproductions8005 3 роки тому +153

      @Gaming Guy I mean, Krillins the strongest human according to Akira Toriyama, so I guess thats a compliment?

    • @lazyproductions8005
      @lazyproductions8005 3 роки тому +32

      @Gaming Guy In the Illumination movies, past DM1, everything is a joke. The jokes aren’t funny, either

    • @deadopsgx8578
      @deadopsgx8578 3 роки тому +2

      They're actually not as fast as you think,unless you used google

    • @dripsnake44
      @dripsnake44 3 роки тому +29

      @@deadopsgx8578 Well, it's impossible to know exactly what type of missiles those were, so I googled for 2 things: The average speed of a missile and the average speed of a cruise missile. First search came up as 7 km/s, and the second one came up as 500 mph. Either way, we can't determine exactly what type of missiles they are, so we can't have a good estimate of the speed of the missiles. The scene could be slowed down in the movie, like how the 5 minute long Frieza vs. SSJ Goku fight lasted many episodeS. Still, since they are missiles, we know that Gru is incredibly fast.

  • @reos6794
    @reos6794 3 роки тому +1832

    Vector: “UNPREDICTABLE”
    Gru: "Im sorry did you say something? I was too busy predicting every single movement of yours"

    • @thedemogorgon5054
      @thedemogorgon5054 3 роки тому +16

      When I get in there you are in for a WORLD of pain!

    • @Shadow-rz5pb
      @Shadow-rz5pb 3 роки тому +7

      lol, badass line right there

    • @xvxninjawolfxvx1693
      @xvxninjawolfxvx1693 3 роки тому +1

      Take a free like

    • @bigtoe8081
      @bigtoe8081 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/avFP67EIYvo/v-deo.html

    • @yeoldeseawitch
      @yeoldeseawitch 3 роки тому +1

      vector is more predictable than the plot of a modern isekai

  • @justarandomlokisimp4693
    @justarandomlokisimp4693 3 роки тому +102

    When the teacher says: we play dogdeball!
    The introverts: uhh, I hate dogdeball..
    This random sport kid:

  • @mudafucca4420
    @mudafucca4420 3 роки тому +261

    Agnes: Margo
    Margo: Yes?
    Agnes: Gru has finally reached it, hasn't he?
    Margo: ... Yes.
    Agnes: Honestly. what an unbelievable villain!
    That form... That glow...
    That... That, indeed, is the complete...
    *ULTRA INSTINCT!*

  • @reecehero8938
    @reecehero8938 3 роки тому +2337

    You can’t see his hair color change cus he’s bald

    • @lucidknight3512
      @lucidknight3512 3 роки тому +20

      Uhh no wonder

    • @rickuak4284
      @rickuak4284 3 роки тому +101

      his ball hair did change tho I can confirm

    • @megashark987
      @megashark987 3 роки тому +8

      @@rickuak4284 fuck i was going to type that

    • @shiruwa4617
      @shiruwa4617 3 роки тому +3

      *his eyebrown

    • @welhen9745
      @welhen9745 3 роки тому +6

      he's one punch man but he only uses 0.1 of his power

  • @fl0wzz741
    @fl0wzz741 3 роки тому +1714

    Vector: “UNPREDICTABLEEEE”
    Gru: *”predictable”*

  • @thebluebird7632
    @thebluebird7632 3 роки тому +130

    Vector is thinking to himself: "So this is the power of ultra instinct!"

  • @JJunkAFunk
    @JJunkAFunk 3 роки тому +134

    This is lesson number one: Never mess with a Super Villains kids.

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 роки тому +7

      Let me fix that
      Never try to f##k with a super villain in the first place

    • @JJunkAFunk
      @JJunkAFunk 3 роки тому +2

      @@Viper-0926 well if you’re a more super super villain, you got a chance. Unless you’re trying to fight Megamind.

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 роки тому +3

      @@JJunkAFunk im not a villain im a mercenary so partially

    • @I11Vanon
      @I11Vanon 3 роки тому +1

      @@Viper-0926 ur the guy who......... Said....
      *SPEED IS LIFE*

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 роки тому

      @@I11Vanon good point

  • @myxstery_
    @myxstery_ 3 роки тому +2144

    This man built like a bottle of soap and still dodges missiles coming at him.

  • @DioBruhndo
    @DioBruhndo 3 роки тому +1921

    Vector: “He may have dodged the heat-seeking missles with ease, but there’s NO WAY he’ll dodge the shark”
    Gru: casually blocks shark
    Vector: *NANI?!*

    • @jimijenkins2548
      @jimijenkins2548 3 роки тому +35

      lmao parry frames git gud casual

    • @pikachubolt2001
      @pikachubolt2001 3 роки тому +5

      Like true ultra instinct counters just by lifting the fist

    • @tamimsajish4515
      @tamimsajish4515 3 роки тому +4

      *casually punches the shark* Vectr F-ed up big time

    • @sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed2232
      @sorrybrunoigotpurplehazed2232 3 роки тому +1

      Aight, B r u h n d o, made me laugh :3

    • @GuukanKitsune
      @GuukanKitsune 3 роки тому +7

      He doesn't just block it.
      He casually cold-clocks it.
      With one punch.
      Without even looking it's way or acknowledging it's EXISTANCE.

  • @HubiKoshi
    @HubiKoshi 3 роки тому +36

    Gru's been a villain since he was around 10. Don't forget that.

  • @oscargimblett1990
    @oscargimblett1990 3 роки тому +24

    I just noticed, when Gru hit the doorbell camera thing, the room around vector shook, or at least the camera did a bit, meaning his punch was felt all the way inside the compound.

  • @francescofioroni70
    @francescofioroni70 3 роки тому +5624

    Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here's why: according to the height of a Minion...

  • @shniko
    @shniko 3 роки тому +1973

    After years of a strict training regimen, he lost his hai-
    oh wait, wrong anime

    • @noone-bp2iv
      @noone-bp2iv 3 роки тому +32

      Soka

    • @crescntt
      @crescntt 3 роки тому +10

      Underrated comment

    • @v0lk_pr1m36
      @v0lk_pr1m36 3 роки тому +50

      ONE PUUUUUUU-
      oh wait, wrong anime

    • @yikes4639
      @yikes4639 3 роки тому +14

      The rockkk, oh wait wrong person

    • @arezazle5353
      @arezazle5353 3 роки тому +6

      If this was the wrong Anime why did u continue to type it then post the comment . _.

  • @lazarus9165
    @lazarus9165 3 роки тому +20

    You don't just piss off a man who's gained the respect and admiration of an entire species of immortal beings who wish for nothing less than the most despicable of masters.

  • @MotionDaevex
    @MotionDaevex 3 роки тому +3069

    He has done it...he has mastered ULTRA INSTINCT

    • @maxigamer6903
      @maxigamer6903 3 роки тому +14

      Hola

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 роки тому +103

      What? You couldn't possibly be saying he mastered it in only a span of hours?

    • @noobmaster6823
      @noobmaster6823 3 роки тому +31

      Fun fact: goku never actually mastered ultra instinct
      SSJ5 is mui

    • @maxigamer6903
      @maxigamer6903 3 роки тому +2

      @@noobmaster6823 Elisabeth que res ser mi novia ♡♡♡ 😎😎💋💋

    • @andreasdimopoulos5826
      @andreasdimopoulos5826 3 роки тому +7

      More like GRULTRA INSTINCT

  • @adibateam1450
    @adibateam1450 3 роки тому +714

    The fact the heat seeking missiles went straight after gru and not the one house they flew right past that has every heater, kettle, microwave and cooker shows how hot gru really is

    • @darcraven01
      @darcraven01 3 роки тому +5

      they werent heat seeking... they just had a target lock on gru

    • @AtlasofSol
      @AtlasofSol 3 роки тому +37

      @@darcraven01 it says heat seeking missiles

    • @musahfuseini9130
      @musahfuseini9130 3 роки тому +4

      @@AtlasofSol which are locked in him

    • @AtlasofSol
      @AtlasofSol 3 роки тому +7

      @@musahfuseini9130 the guy above me said that they were not heat seeking.

    • @forcecaptaincatra1618
      @forcecaptaincatra1618 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao wtf hahahHHHahhahahaha

  • @Steezer_geezer
    @Steezer_geezer 3 роки тому +8

    “UNPREDICTABLE”
    That’s where you’re wrong

  • @27.mdareeb16
    @27.mdareeb16 3 роки тому +44

    Everybody gangsta until someone starts dodging Missiles

  • @TheDiggity42
    @TheDiggity42 3 роки тому +2794

    this is the only illumination movie I could tolerate

  • @BasicallyRANDOMYT
    @BasicallyRANDOMYT 3 роки тому +1379

    Shaggy: like finally, a worthy opponent.
    Our battle will be legendary.

    • @peanutman230
      @peanutman230 3 роки тому +46

      Well technically gru fighting shaggy would be like discovering super saiyan and fighting someone who's already mastered it

    • @kennethgillins7571
      @kennethgillins7571 3 роки тому +31

      Spongebob:Oh,your approaching me?

    • @verelobelo1563
      @verelobelo1563 3 роки тому +28

      Mr. Bean: pathetic

    • @JosephStalin-vo6gi
      @JosephStalin-vo6gi 3 роки тому +3

      @@kennethgillins7571 you're

    • @kennethgillins7571
      @kennethgillins7571 3 роки тому +6

      @@JosephStalin-vo6gi well I’m sorry mr grammar police.

  • @deebopnoob7280
    @deebopnoob7280 2 роки тому +6

    Gru is able to survive and explosion , climb a pyramid in a few seconds , steal the moon, has a whole lab with a space rocket launch site,can punch a shark and knock it out, and even dodge missiles

  • @Will99371
    @Will99371 3 роки тому +6

    When u do all the side quests before fighting the end-game boss:

  • @xXBoykisserXx
    @xXBoykisserXx 3 роки тому +516

    Vector: has like 15 rocket launchers that can decimate an entire neighborhood
    The government: this is fine

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому +56

      And there’s a bald 14 feet tall man that publicly enslaved yellow pill-shaped creatures. Everything is perfectly fine.

    • @samfriendsyt1353
      @samfriendsyt1353 3 роки тому +1

      @@catsareyes6446 yeah.

    • @Viper-0926
      @Viper-0926 3 роки тому +3

      Thats America for ya

    • @infinitevault
      @infinitevault 3 роки тому

      @@Viper-0926 😂😂

    • @FlamingInkjet
      @FlamingInkjet 2 роки тому

      I mean there is a bank within the other bank’s bathroom

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 3 роки тому +478

    "You can mess with a man's game but you don't mess with a man's children."
    -Lao, Tzu.

    • @A.Z.296
      @A.Z.296 3 роки тому +2

      Indeed

    • @bobowontons2254
      @bobowontons2254 3 роки тому +7

      Did Lao Tzu say that? I did a quick Google search and came up with nothing.
      Still a good quote though; I applaud.

    • @_Kronos001
      @_Kronos001 3 роки тому +18

      @@bobowontons2254 it’s a common internet meme font where users make a quote and insert a random name after it

    • @greymaulker8326
      @greymaulker8326 3 роки тому +11

      @@_Kronos001 "True, even though Sun Tzu is real."
      -Sun Tzu, The art of War

    • @ri.co_
      @ri.co_ 3 роки тому

      @@greymaulker8326 He put Lao, Tzu not Sun Tzu-

  • @RETIREDCHANNEL.
    @RETIREDCHANNEL. Рік тому +2

    Shaggy: I Have Ultra Instinct
    Gru: Hold My Weapons

  • @Lawnmowerdude3491
    @Lawnmowerdude3491 3 роки тому +30

    Everyones talking about Ultra Instinct Gru, but is no one gonna talk about how weak those missiles are?

  • @CringeyGod
    @CringeyGod  4 роки тому +1140

    This is only a taste of Gru's power...

    • @jeysoncarbajal8205
      @jeysoncarbajal8205 3 роки тому +11

      Yes XD 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @leonardorivera450
      @leonardorivera450 3 роки тому +10

      Lol

    • @thehalfsaiyajin5073
      @thehalfsaiyajin5073 3 роки тому +23

      @ELLIOT LENERS no...
      0.001%

    • @Xxiz268
      @Xxiz268 3 роки тому +12

      @@thehalfsaiyajin5073 no 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

    • @sleepy_634
      @sleepy_634 3 роки тому +9

      @@Xxiz268 no only
      0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001

  • @NarutoUzumaski
    @NarutoUzumaski 3 роки тому +10

    His nose gives him the ability to rival the G.O.D.S

  • @haikalblitz2125
    @haikalblitz2125 3 роки тому +3

    I can't believe this video is in my recommendation. I'm very grateful

  • @RebornFitz
    @RebornFitz 3 роки тому +452

    I have no idea why this was in my recommendations, but hey I’m not complaining

  • @cazter901
    @cazter901 3 роки тому +216

    Japanese lyrics: Exist
    Auto-generated subtitles: Reality can be whatever I want!

  • @optic5682
    @optic5682 3 роки тому +3

    Flawless glitch less speedrun by gru well done. That jump timing when running up the pyramid is a run killer.

  • @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985
    @brandonsaquariumsandterrar8985 3 роки тому +5

    This was the best despicable me movie, it wasn't about the minions, it was about him and his character development.

  • @tarsis5933
    @tarsis5933 3 роки тому +412

    So this is the man that can take down Shaggy, Thanos and Sephiroth in one snap.

    • @amiriki
      @amiriki 3 роки тому +10

      Shaggy ultra instinct tho

    • @classicspeeder
      @classicspeeder 3 роки тому +29

      @@amiriki Gru is stronger than Shaggy as Gru can actually do this shit instead of it just being a joke

    • @carlwheezer7157
      @carlwheezer7157 3 роки тому +22

      @@classicspeeder how dare you insult shaggy like that

    • @shootingpersonbelowme4362
      @shootingpersonbelowme4362 3 роки тому +10

      @@classicspeeder but it isnt a joke, ever seen the original video for UI shaggy

    • @krishnashisgoswami6528
      @krishnashisgoswami6528 3 роки тому +4

      What about saitama?

  • @thomasjames2541
    @thomasjames2541 3 роки тому +253

    Missles: We will end you whole career!
    Gru: I don't give a damn

  • @cybergooninja004
    @cybergooninja004 3 роки тому +5

    The fact the beat times with everything perfectly is amazing especially him punching a shark. Death battle needs to do ultra instinct GRU vs goku

  • @huwurr7835
    @huwurr7835 3 роки тому +7

    Gru: naturally dodges heat-seeking missiles
    Vector: there is No way he''ll dodge th-
    Gru: Smacks the shark
    Vector: Well he can't get me if I'm in an escape pod r-right?
    Gru: climbs Giant pyramid in under 4 seconds
    Vector: There is no way he can get on the escape pod!
    Gru: does exactly that
    Vector: holy cr*p what have gotten into!?

  • @funninichgaming8132
    @funninichgaming8132 3 роки тому +653

    Roses are red
    violets are blue
    I came to see gru
    And you did too

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 роки тому +33

      Jokes on you. I *am* Gru

    • @bobthejerry7971
      @bobthejerry7971 3 роки тому +13

      @@CringeyGod I have kidnapped your gorls

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 роки тому +12

      @@bobthejerry7971 ...!? Not my gurls!!

    • @bobthejerry7971
      @bobthejerry7971 3 роки тому +14

      @@CringeyGod I will give them back to you as soon as you give me full enchanted netherite armor

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 роки тому +12

      @@bobthejerry7971 You're impossible.

  • @paulcabus4832
    @paulcabus4832 3 роки тому +82

    Gru: Becomes Ultra Instinct
    Every girl in a fifty mile radius:
    *Wetter than water*

    • @catsareyes6446
      @catsareyes6446 3 роки тому +1

      Water isn’t wet so technically they be as dry as sand and be wetter than water.

    • @aexriel1783
      @aexriel1783 3 роки тому +2

      @@catsareyes6446 technically, to be wet you have to have a water molecule touching you, so if it's a single molecule, it isn't wet, however if its 2 molecules together, they are both wet, so water can be both wet and not wet

    • @user-vy8jc1js8i
      @user-vy8jc1js8i 3 роки тому

      @@aexriel1783 okay, nerd

    • @emoji7397
      @emoji7397 3 роки тому +1

      @@catsareyes6446 ah, Intelligence.

    • @googol572
      @googol572 3 роки тому

      @@catsareyes6446 r/whooooosh

  • @DaisyDrinksPop
    @DaisyDrinksPop 3 роки тому +8

    he finally decided to use 1% of his power

  • @eliaschile4800
    @eliaschile4800 3 місяці тому +1

    Gru’s grip strength has got to be monstrous
    The ship hatch he hung on to must have been inches wide
    He held onto his entire body weight with his finger tips
    The man does not skip forearm day

  • @zantfluffingtons.396
    @zantfluffingtons.396 3 роки тому +189

    Most people don’t even run towards things when they’re gonna try and dodge it, but this man full on charged forward.

    • @mikeoxmaul7527
      @mikeoxmaul7527 3 роки тому +2

      i want to like but this comment has 69 likes

    • @Quick.0905
      @Quick.0905 3 роки тому

      @@mikeoxmaul7527 already at 87

    • @Romulo_Conrado
      @Romulo_Conrado 3 роки тому +2

      Here's why, if you go backwards against an opponent's punch there's a high chance that there's another two coming and no time for retaliation but if you go dodging towards the opponent, it will give you a chance to hit and that one chance determines your conviction as a man that's why gru is alpha.

  • @Hunterb0t12
    @Hunterb0t12 3 роки тому +62

    Let’s think about this for a second, he ran head first towards heat seeking missiles to save his daughters. And he PUNCHES A SHARK.

    • @RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight
      @RagicaltheUnhallowedKnight 3 роки тому +3

      Don't forget the mad dash to the top of the pyramid, faster than Usain Bolt can run the 100m dash

  • @stephen4250
    @stephen4250 2 роки тому +2

    You say Dragon Ball Ultra Instinct, I say weak... You say Gru Ultra Instinct, I say CHILL LET ME LIVE!

  • @systertravian3198
    @systertravian3198 6 днів тому +2

    Every body who thinks this is the coolest scene in the movie raise UR hand

  • @kalitos7996
    @kalitos7996 3 роки тому +245

    Whis? He done it, hasn’t he?

    • @loyalgenix
      @loyalgenix 3 роки тому +7

      Yes

    • @KilljoyHaxsy
      @KilljoyHaxsy 3 роки тому +9

      It's outstanding this mortal really is something else

    • @needboostRL
      @needboostRL 3 роки тому +1

      Just take a look at that form

    • @KilljoyHaxsy
      @KilljoyHaxsy 3 роки тому +1

      @@needboostRL complete at all of it's majesty

    • @shukaku4222
      @shukaku4222 3 роки тому

      Yes

  • @temtrys
    @temtrys 3 роки тому +47

    Shaggy: Not bad Gru man, you made me use 80% of my power.

  • @fixel_gamer7236
    @fixel_gamer7236 2 роки тому +1

    Vector: I have missiles that can destroy a whole neighborhood
    Gru: I have power that can destroy a planet

  • @henryfinn1874
    @henryfinn1874 3 роки тому +6

    the minions:
    cosa sta facendo?
    the old guy that makes all the inventions: hes beginning to believe...

  • @thegooddoctor413
    @thegooddoctor413 3 роки тому +78

    I like how Vector knows he’s been beat when Gru punches the shark, he just leaves.

  • @xeno1068
    @xeno1068 3 роки тому +595

    Gru is the most powerful being in the universe, and here’s why: according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    • @daquavioushornswoggledilly1553
      @daquavioushornswoggledilly1553 3 роки тому +21

      :O

    • @steelpump100
      @steelpump100 3 роки тому +52

      the shark was probably just scared. He never dies. I mean think about it, you're supposed to be a fierce predator, and you got punched. it's like if a god was just minding it's own business, then a random person just comes up and punches you, with great force. To the shark, that is scary

    • @myaccountgotdeleted1957
      @myaccountgotdeleted1957 3 роки тому +45

      Shaggy gonna need a backup plan

    • @mc6974
      @mc6974 3 роки тому +4

      Damn

    • @blade9657
      @blade9657 3 роки тому +9

      Science 100

  • @comfy88338
    @comfy88338 3 роки тому +4

    This man is straight-up unstoppable to the very definition of the word, god I wish I was him.

  • @scrp6638
    @scrp6638 2 роки тому +2

    *shaggy appears*
    “Like, your power is amazing man.”
    “Who ore you?”
    “My friends call me Shaggy, man.”
    “Where are the gorls?”
    “Safe. That doesn’t matter, dude. I can like, train you…”
    *To be continued*

  • @thevortexisendless9012
    @thevortexisendless9012 3 роки тому +299

    Gru: "Not bad, you made me use 100% of my power, Vector.."
    *"BUT WHO SAID 100 WAS MY LIMIT?!"*
    Edit: Holy shoot I' ve never had 100 likes before

    • @sawdof9799
      @sawdof9799 3 роки тому +2

      TheVortexIsEndless UH OH

    • @jrlopez1027.
      @jrlopez1027. 3 роки тому +1

      _Glasses flash_
      *100% is a percentage so it means it’s 100/100 of your power*

    • @sarwatarannya8786
      @sarwatarannya8786 3 роки тому +4

      he gonna use 9000 percent

    • @krzysztofstepien8338
      @krzysztofstepien8338 3 роки тому +6

      @@jrlopez1027. Who is to say that he can't "go even further beyond".

    • @ZNotFound
      @ZNotFound 3 роки тому +2

      @@jrlopez1027. What about 100% of 1.00% of his power?

  • @charleswesthoff5954
    @charleswesthoff5954 3 роки тому +105

    I enjoy how it sounds like he said “I’m predictable”

  • @NoobSlayer81935
    @NoobSlayer81935 Рік тому +2

    Gru speed is even faster than my eyes when looking.

  • @pigpimpin8112
    @pigpimpin8112 2 роки тому +2

    I find it funny that he climbs over some pretty large heat seeking missles, that I suppose are meant for planes or ships. Therefore gru has the reaction time to not only jump over but to also climb on those what I presume Mach traveling speed, missles. Therefore gru can move at or near the speed of sound.

  • @average_nirvana_fan
    @average_nirvana_fan 3 роки тому +138

    I showed this to a woman the pants are indeed wet

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 роки тому +23

      Good on you, Shrek.

    • @convexpiano
      @convexpiano 3 роки тому +9

      Was it because you were in their presence shrek or was it the video, I'm to believe it's because your presence

    • @amogus6770
      @amogus6770 3 роки тому +5

      It’s just you

    • @Ark-gi4hb
      @Ark-gi4hb 3 роки тому

      if i was a gorl i would be wet to.

    • @dollarsigns.
      @dollarsigns. 3 роки тому

      @@convexpiano its.. BOTH

  • @DocWolph
    @DocWolph 3 роки тому +79

    The first thing every hero learns: NEVER give a villain a real reason to hurt you.

    • @Moss_Dude
      @Moss_Dude 3 роки тому +14

      The first thing every villain learns: An adequate defense system isn't enough.

  • @batmanwayne879
    @batmanwayne879 3 роки тому +6

    He trained harder than Goku and that's how he lost his hair

  • @JuanMunzerAsakura
    @JuanMunzerAsakura 3 роки тому +2

    Missed out on the chance to name it Grultra Instinct.

  • @weirdonezombie8186
    @weirdonezombie8186 3 роки тому +61

    Gru: “goku isn’t the only one who has ultra instinct..there’s another one right here!”

    • @SonicTheHero
      @SonicTheHero 3 роки тому +1

      Tell me about it i got the same power

    • @unknownvariable2456
      @unknownvariable2456 3 роки тому +1

      I knew there was gonna be someone here with 2nd grader syndrome. in what world would that comment even sound remotely cool, sounds like that kid saying "I have the power of anime, AND god on MY SIDE REEEEEEEEEE"
      I know a lot of attention whores but what do they even call the people who love making people cringe? cringe whores?

    • @imgaine51
      @imgaine51 3 роки тому

      He literally quoted the original show with a bit of a change. Chill the hell out lol.

    • @dontmindme8571
      @dontmindme8571 3 роки тому

      @@imgaine51 I think he's talking about the kid who said "tell me about it i got the same power".

    • @Partizani99
      @Partizani99 3 роки тому

      And shaggy

  • @koalaleaves844
    @koalaleaves844 3 роки тому +367

    Gru vs shaggy, fist collide can annihilate the entire universe, with nothing to breath with nothing to destroy the battle is far from over

    • @Moh-Moh
      @Moh-Moh 3 роки тому +14

      Them just looking at each other would mean the death of our universe

    • @susannenichols2495
      @susannenichols2495 3 роки тому +1

      Sorry bro but shaggy can’t even fly he’s not a match for anybody ultra instinct gru seemed to be REAL so gru would win

    • @susannenichols2495
      @susannenichols2495 3 роки тому +1

      @@AE_15x I’m going to end this argument even though it just started the shaggy meme is dead now. Shaggy can’t even get drip he’s done for 💀

    • @TylerJayWalker
      @TylerJayWalker 3 роки тому +3

      No mortal. Shaggy had to use 0.000001% of his skill to fight those bikers and Gru just did a couple
      Meanial
      Tasks.

    • @justsomeguywithatophat8502
      @justsomeguywithatophat8502 3 роки тому

      Dead meme

  • @cristianbrianbrac6185
    @cristianbrianbrac6185 3 роки тому +1

    The best UA-cam video I've watched in a while. Nicely done.👌🏽

  • @bobtheboy5311
    @bobtheboy5311 3 роки тому +1

    Nothing beats the rage of a parent who’s children are in trouble.

  • @myaccountgotdeleted1957
    @myaccountgotdeleted1957 3 роки тому +25

    Vector when he sees gru use 1 percent of his power: OH SHIT ESCAPE POD *ESCAPE PODDDDD!*

  • @SkyStrikeZ
    @SkyStrikeZ 3 роки тому +126

    Shaggy: “Are you challenging me?”

  • @rednation3505
    @rednation3505 3 роки тому +8

    smh
    The manga done gru justice much more than this.

  • @actionman9451
    @actionman9451 2 роки тому +2

    Vector: it’s over Gru I have the high ground.
    Gru: you underestimate my power.
    Vector:😡
    Gru: I ain’t no hero of justice or anything else but anyone who hurts my family IS GONNA PAY!!!!!!

  • @a1marine105
    @a1marine105 3 роки тому +58

    When you realise that gru didn't take any enhancements ... Let's give him so cocaine

  • @game_killer4209
    @game_killer4209 3 роки тому +134

    Alternate ending: Dio possesses guru and uses The World

    • @Moira_Aionios
      @Moira_Aionios 3 роки тому +9

      Victor:* fires missiles *
      Gru: Ho. Mukatte kuru no ka

    • @obiwankenobi8033
      @obiwankenobi8033 3 роки тому +4

      @@Moira_Aionios nigezuni kono dio ni chikazuite kuru no ka?

    • @NoOne-om7mm
      @NoOne-om7mm 3 роки тому

      I think king crimson is a better pick since it can predict the missiles

    • @Moira_Aionios
      @Moira_Aionios 3 роки тому

      @@NoOne-om7mm ahh yes the epitaph... He can also do his time erase to erase the part of time where he got hit by the missiles

    • @NoOne-om7mm
      @NoOne-om7mm 3 роки тому +2

      @@Moira_Aionios So it means that doppio has 3 personality and Gru is one of them?

  • @SirPanikalot778
    @SirPanikalot778 Рік тому +3

    It is a crime that this is not the most viewed video on youtube

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  Рік тому +1

      Hah, I wouldn't go that far, but thanks.

  • @marsh_8882
    @marsh_8882 2 роки тому +2

    Shaggy Rodgers: finally a worthy opponent

  • @elijahswogger9909
    @elijahswogger9909 3 роки тому +100

    The UA-cam algorithm is breaking more and more every day.

  • @random_doggy1099
    @random_doggy1099 3 роки тому +29

    Captions: “kakashi drowsy, come come im down down down Google kaku. Oh.”
    Me: “Ah now I know the lyrics”

  • @darckense1
    @darckense1 2 роки тому +1

    Shaggy: Like, finally! a worthy opponent,
    Our battle will be like, legendary!

  • @chrisyeetsalot5426
    @chrisyeetsalot5426 2 роки тому +1

    Gru realized to save the gorls he had to master the forbidden technique

  • @cicasianodoggogud3835
    @cicasianodoggogud3835 3 роки тому +10

    Vector:"oohohoo, im reaally scared"
    Gru:*casually punches camera*
    Vector:*gets scared*
    Me:*wows in absolute amazement*

  • @miss.dannitiger
    @miss.dannitiger 3 роки тому +10

    This is why i love gru. He will do anything for his daughters

  • @SirPanikalot778
    @SirPanikalot778 2 роки тому +2

    While attempting to jump onto the ascending airship, gru not only climbs the pyramid in record time, but he also goes over the outer wall of vector's house in seconds.

  • @evinstorms9870
    @evinstorms9870 3 роки тому +4

    I watch this vid all the time just to remind myself how much of a chad gru is

    • @CringeyGod
      @CringeyGod  3 роки тому +1

      He is, indeed, extremely Chad.

  • @pitspost1944
    @pitspost1944 3 роки тому +4

    Ultra instinct is not something you see every day, it is when the body and mind are in complete harmony.

  • @DarthVader1273
    @DarthVader1273 3 роки тому +2

    You can’t tell that his hair turned silver because he’s bald

  • @qcumberlolol483
    @qcumberlolol483 3 роки тому +1

    Gru: speedruns security system
    Vector: have a shark
    Gru: punches shark
    Vector: k imma outta here
    Gru: Climbs pyramid in 4 seconds and gets to the ship
    Vector: *NANI?!*

  • @martensicking9702
    @martensicking9702 3 роки тому +54

    Shaggy:"finally a worthy oponent, our battle will be legendary"

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 3 роки тому +1

      Nah. I am pretty sure he wont even use %10 of his power 😉

    • @beebbeeb5996
      @beebbeeb5996 3 роки тому

      @@thedepression950 actually according to BenZo2020 on Reddit he may have a chance of getting shaggy to 10%. This is what he says First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average) Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you Know there is a scene when Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking misses at Gru, he then dodge them all. According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine. That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case.

    • @glassteapot279
      @glassteapot279 3 роки тому

      @@beebbeeb5996 bro how did u copied a long comment like that

    • @thedepression950
      @thedepression950 3 роки тому

      @@beebbeeb5996 i was just saying that cause i saw a comic about shaggy vs saitama

    • @Youonyouon
      @Youonyouon 3 роки тому

      I heard Kirby got shaggy to 20% before.

  • @noobmaster6823
    @noobmaster6823 3 роки тому +46

    This has every right to be this badass

  • @yeetthechild1315
    @yeetthechild1315 3 роки тому +5

    "impossible! no one can just deflect the shark splash!"

  • @AlternateHollow
    @AlternateHollow 2 роки тому +1

    Gru was only dodging the rockets to assert his dominance, he doesn't need to dodge them

  • @horusdaog
    @horusdaog 3 роки тому +9

    Pov: this isn't your first time watching this.

  • @slurpyboi3965
    @slurpyboi3965 3 роки тому +9

    Missiles: i lik3 ya cut G
    Gru: missed