Five Nights at Freddy's: Help Wanted - Part 3

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 26 тис.

  • @bamboozledan
    @bamboozledan 4 роки тому +5248

    When Springtrap is nowhere near him: *Intense hyperventilating and swearing*
    When Springtrap is in the vent: Hi...

    • @typicalberry5690
      @typicalberry5690 4 роки тому +154

      Danny Buenaventura he was like: I WAS SUCH A GOOD BOY DONT DO IT DONT DO IT, hi
      (Jumpscare)
      The hi was hilarious

    • @SeeMyEvil
      @SeeMyEvil 4 роки тому +10

      @@memeyartist5591 yes. that what I was going to say. all kind of nope if you dont see it comeing

    • @gaiaallseeingeye
      @gaiaallseeingeye 4 роки тому +17

      Him: ABHEIDNDBDIVEBEENAGOODBOYDONTDOITIVEBEENAAGOODBOY hi

    • @tanakafahmida1487
      @tanakafahmida1487 4 роки тому +2

      @@typicalberry5690 f6ck

    • @raptorcell6633
      @raptorcell6633 4 роки тому +3

      Why bother fighting the inevitable?

  • @Aubrenator
    @Aubrenator 4 роки тому +4717

    Mark: *busy insulting springtrap*
    Mark: *sees phantom*
    Mark: *has mini heart attack then continues insulting springtrap*

    • @Swagacus139
      @Swagacus139 4 роки тому +7

      not funny

    • @IntrovertdSnail__
      @IntrovertdSnail__ 4 роки тому +64

      I died when I read this. Because that moment was happening right in front of my almost holy peepers.

    • @Justaviewer6461
      @Justaviewer6461 4 роки тому +50

      @@Swagacus139 ok grace

    • @Despacitoian
      @Despacitoian 4 роки тому +34

      Aubrey Peterson a few seconds later after he insults springtrap “ok buddy listen buddy ok bud listen budd-AaAAAA”

    • @dr.bhupendas7702
      @dr.bhupendas7702 4 роки тому +12

      @@Swagacus139
      That's a little bit rude

  • @literal7926
    @literal7926 Рік тому +4501

    There is no greater fear than watching Springtrap crawl through the vent towards you slowly, knowing you can’t do anything to stop him 💀

    • @gavinisback
      @gavinisback Рік тому +140

      I mean if this was irl, you could just run.

    • @irmakcobainn
      @irmakcobainn Рік тому +72

      ​@@gavinisbackhe would probably catch you

    • @Anti_Septikum
      @Anti_Septikum Рік тому +264

      ​​​@@irmakcobainnI doubt an atleast 43 year old suit would be able to run faster than a human after the rust, water damage and burns.

    • @dungww2006
      @dungww2006 Рік тому +29

      ⁠@@Anti_Septikum
      Have you seen Joy of Creation?

    • @Anti_Septikum
      @Anti_Septikum 11 місяців тому +70

      @@dungww2006 that's fanmade

  • @DiveShadow
    @DiveShadow Рік тому +3509

    Seeing Mark panic on the night where Springtrap isn't even there is the best

    • @i_g_man
      @i_g_man Рік тому +85

      it's even better since the phantoms aren't there

    • @phantomprodigy998
      @phantomprodigy998 8 місяців тому +2

      npc

    • @dbk-red-son
      @dbk-red-son 8 місяців тому +30

      @@phantomprodigy998bro,bots have more interesting commentary than you do

    • @phantomprodigy998
      @phantomprodigy998 8 місяців тому +1

      @@dbk-red-son exactly who is talking to me

    • @1BeautifulDuck
      @1BeautifulDuck 7 місяців тому +4

      ​@@phantomprodigy998Ralsei Dreemeer.

  • @greenirishpotato3184
    @greenirishpotato3184 4 роки тому +6522

    Night One: Attack of the vents
    Night Two: Attack of the phantoms
    Night Three: Blindness
    Night Four: Hell's Kitchen

  • @fullet5673
    @fullet5673 5 років тому +8961

    Springtrap: not even in the building
    Mark: oH My gOd hEs iN tHe vEnT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @anonymouscletus
      @anonymouscletus 5 років тому +415

      I love how he forgets how to play fnaf3 but knows the other games

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 5 років тому +316

      “OH MAH GAWD THERE IS A VENT THERE”
      Yes, Mark.. there _is_ a vent.

    • @hapol8854
      @hapol8854 5 років тому +43

      MrBrycf 24 he isn’t in the first night

    • @woriw2531
      @woriw2531 5 років тому +42

      Someone toched my spaghet

    • @fallxnrose7558
      @fallxnrose7558 5 років тому +7

      @@anonymouscletus ikr

  • @possiblymiki
    @possiblymiki 5 місяців тому +225

    "the shock factor is over" gives the same energy as "the first night isn't usually that bad"

  • @TheUltimateBlaziken
    @TheUltimateBlaziken Рік тому +1664

    He really has the greatest relationship with Springtrap. His interactions and reactions to Springtrap have always been the funniest out of any FNAF game

    • @samanthafusco224
      @samanthafusco224 Рік тому +78

      Considering that you most likely play as Micheal Afton in fnaf 3 makes this interaction funnier😂

    • @theyluvvsarah
      @theyluvvsarah 10 місяців тому +4

      @@samanthafusco224ikr!

    • @kratkartan1486
      @kratkartan1486 10 місяців тому +52

      @@samanthafusco224 *Mike and Will stare at each other through the window*
      Micheal: Umm.... Hi?
      William: I'm gonna f**king kill you.
      Micheal: I know....

    • @RYS4
      @RYS4 6 місяців тому +6

      @@kratkartan1486now I know that sounds bad

    • @Mekallena
      @Mekallena 5 місяців тому +14

      Mark playing the og fnaf 3 is literally my favorite part of the whole series bc of how he tries to negotiate/serenade Springtrap to survive. I've watched a ton of people play the games, and there really are so many at this point (both # of games & ppl playing), but out of all of them, that's still my favorite. Him playing sister location is my runner up bc exotic butters lol

  • @PuppyLove2468
    @PuppyLove2468 5 років тому +4602

    Mark: *blind*
    Springtrap: Naw, that's unfair.
    Mark: I can see!
    Springtrap: *attacks*

    • @jellypeaches26
      @jellypeaches26 5 років тому +72

      @@joeyknutson1852 your comment is too edgy, please stop being rude.

    • @__rraina
      @__rraina 5 років тому +10

      little skittle what does being cringey have to do with not living?

    • @jacoblelidkofficial3473
      @jacoblelidkofficial3473 5 років тому +12

      @@doodle4346 you're comment is underrated, you deserve more likes

    • @huhimhere170
      @huhimhere170 5 років тому +3

      @@jellypeaches26 what they say?

    • @jellypeaches26
      @jellypeaches26 5 років тому +28

      @@huhimhere170 "this comment is too cringey, please stop your living"

  • @hellcrime8936
    @hellcrime8936 5 років тому +9155

    *finds out that there's a vent*
    Mark: {chuckles} I'm in danger

  • @zackattack1380
    @zackattack1380 Рік тому +4729

    27:06 I absolutely love how Mark is playing with it like a 7 year old plays with superhero action figures. His commentary is hilarious

    • @whynow_zXz
      @whynow_zXz Рік тому +54

      😂 I FORGOT ABOUT THIS 😂

    • @bbandthesv
      @bbandthesv Рік тому +15

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @LittleFlowerful
      @LittleFlowerful Рік тому +30

      I know right I broke down laughing literally 😂

    • @i.d.9754
      @i.d.9754 Рік тому +11

      Your PFP is the best thing ever

    • @zackattack1380
      @zackattack1380 Рік тому +10

      @@i.d.9754 Incinefield

  • @pupperboi8000
    @pupperboi8000 Рік тому +3632

    Congratulations on your quest for nostalgia you have reached video 69 out of the current 105 FNAF play list.

  • @-lightswitch-2916
    @-lightswitch-2916 5 років тому +2407

    Spring trap: *Exists*
    Mark: HeY bUdDy

  • @UndertaleFan-cx2mc
    @UndertaleFan-cx2mc 4 роки тому +3333

    Original FNAF 3: "So, on the first night, Springtrap actually isn't here."
    FNAF 3 in VR: "WHY IS THERE A VENT THERE?!"
    (And also, Mark panicking despite the fact nothing is in the building yet.)

    • @paxgallery6646
      @paxgallery6646 4 роки тому +48

      I think he just forgot, or something like that

    • @christianmarin7236
      @christianmarin7236 4 роки тому +8

      its just the weather

    • @UndertaleFan-cx2mc
      @UndertaleFan-cx2mc 4 роки тому +31

      @@paxgallery6646 Reasonable. He seems very panicky on the first nights of the games in VR.

    • @MsScarletwings
      @MsScarletwings 4 роки тому +28

      UndertaleFan 1234 Plus it’s been a while since he played the originals

    • @levscake2152
      @levscake2152 4 роки тому +20

      The *TUBE* of *DEATH*

  • @bradley6677
    @bradley6677 Рік тому +637

    Just imagining the actual security guard moving and acting like mark does while he plays kills me 💀

    • @_Ch33ryBl00d_
      @_Ch33ryBl00d_ 10 місяців тому +31

      And the fact that lore wise its Michael makes it even better

    • @Ucikkkkkkk
      @Ucikkkkkkk 9 місяців тому

      ​@@_Ch33ryBl00d_the nightguard in the fnaf 3 is hidson,not michael..

    • @4LCOHOL
      @4LCOHOL 7 місяців тому +4

      @@Ucikkkkkkkthats been up for debate for the past 6 years

    • @notredpeppers4078
      @notredpeppers4078 6 місяців тому +7

      ​@@Ucikkkkkkknever even heard of whoever that is ❓️⁉️

    • @MlKENlKE
      @MlKENlKE 6 місяців тому +8

      @@Ucikkkkkkkwho the fuck is hidson

  • @edwardkendrick9641
    @edwardkendrick9641 Рік тому +876

    I had to pause the video half way through just so I didn't die of hyperventilation from laughing so hard. Freakin love that Springtrap is the one he always tries to reason with, as if that man has Ever been the reasoning type

    • @Qoobon_
      @Qoobon_ Рік тому +70

      Tbf he is "the most human" from all of animatronics (even if he technically is the least human)

    • @gavinisback
      @gavinisback Рік тому +12

      Coming back to watch this again? Yeah me too. This is my favorite FNAF game he’s played.

    • @harvken9332
      @harvken9332 Рік тому +1

      ​@@gavinisbackdeez

    • @SilentHallows
      @SilentHallows 10 місяців тому +19

      ​@@Qoobon_The Puppet and Baby might be the only other 2 that can be decently reasoned with

    • @Qoobon_
      @Qoobon_ 10 місяців тому +1

      @@harvken9332 who's deez?

  • @springtrapanimations2304
    @springtrapanimations2304 4 роки тому +1830

    Springtrap: I can’t kill a blind person
    MARK LOOSES HIS BLINDNESS
    Springtrap: now I can kill him

    • @bradygibson5698
      @bradygibson5698 4 роки тому +23

      Yo Springtrap, William Afton, which ever, how does it feel in UCN? How does it feel to die to yourself and your own family. I kinda feel bad for you. Don't worry though, I beat 50/20 mode 10 times to help you. I am your Mike sometimes I guess.

    • @isakstridsman5342
      @isakstridsman5342 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @liamwelsh4665
      @liamwelsh4665 4 роки тому +7

      Pics or it didn’t happen Brady.

    • @logcossin2891
      @logcossin2891 4 роки тому

      420 likes

    • @Liamhvet
      @Liamhvet 4 роки тому +6

      Also Springtrap in 1980's: Lets kill some little shits

  • @myron0866
    @myron0866 5 років тому +2274

    50% normal talking
    50% “buddy”
    Perfectly balanced as all things should be

    • @tobeysuitor9193
      @tobeysuitor9193 5 років тому +24

      Some random Channel 100% Screaming

    • @nodesanimation2004
      @nodesanimation2004 5 років тому +13

      @@tobeysuitor9193 Ya mean Jacksepticeye?

    • @zkilla2924
      @zkilla2924 5 років тому +21

      actually its 90% random noises and 10% actual commentary

    • @SuperDaniawesome
      @SuperDaniawesome 5 років тому +4

      stop with thanos

    • @BoilingHotTea
      @BoilingHotTea 5 років тому +9

      @@SuperDaniawesome Thanos comments are inevitable... just like Thanos.

  • @moonlightcandy5986
    @moonlightcandy5986 Рік тому +476

    this is why i think fnaf 3 is one of the scariest fnaf. just... Imagine yourself stuck with a bloodthirsty serial killer who is causing all the chaos.

    • @dickperry3627
      @dickperry3627 Рік тому +1

      Its actually the least scary version in VR in my opinion

    • @dracos0024
      @dracos0024 9 місяців тому +44

      Imagine being stuck with your dad for 6 hours.

    • @XxBigDaddyDagothxX
      @XxBigDaddyDagothxX 8 місяців тому +14

      @@dracos0024 now that's TRUE horror

  • @FridayNathanielFreeman
    @FridayNathanielFreeman Рік тому +588

    "I mean of course there's a vent there, why wouldn't there be a vent there but I HATE THAT THERE'S A VENT THERE!!"
    -Markiplier

    • @kratkartan1486
      @kratkartan1486 10 місяців тому +28

      I mean. To be fair, the problem isn't that there is a vent there. The problem is that it is animatronic size. Any normal person would have a problem with that.

    • @justadogobeingdogo5766
      @justadogobeingdogo5766 10 місяців тому +3

      I read this the exact time mark said it! I'm dying rn 🤣😂🤣

    • @CiroSalgado-wy3mw
      @CiroSalgado-wy3mw 2 місяці тому

      fr

  • @Necoark
    @Necoark 5 років тому +8012

    Mark in 2016: IM THE KING OF FNAF
    Mark in 2019: AHHH PLEASE STOP

    • @bethann4049
      @bethann4049 5 років тому +54

      Trollface Gamer that’s so true

    • @medjed_16
      @medjed_16 5 років тому +132

      But hes still the king xD i guess

    • @jkaras81
      @jkaras81 5 років тому +169

      Trollface Gamer vr is a totally different experience then mouse

    • @mdalsted
      @mdalsted 5 років тому +44

      @@medjed_16
      Not since he couldn't complete the 50/20 mode of UCN.

    • @masterofthelag8414
      @masterofthelag8414 5 років тому +80

      To be fair FNAF 3 seemed to be the least scary of the main games (IMO anyways) so I guess this kinda caught him off guard

  • @jayvampy1806
    @jayvampy1806 5 років тому +654

    20:20 Mark starts to realize that Springtrap is coming through the vents. The next couple of seconds he spends panicking, then he gives up and prepares himself for the jumpscare.
    His final word?
    "Hi."

    • @cici-tl9kq
      @cici-tl9kq 5 років тому +3

      @SEAN GRIGSBY whip* not rip but funny!

    • @shorthairgal5956
      @shorthairgal5956 5 років тому +4

      @@cici-tl9kq but what if springtrap was gonna rip someones ass. could've ripped his ass in half

    • @graylindblad1261
      @graylindblad1261 5 років тому +2

      Wait hold on springtrap is well springtrap so how is he able to make those movements. The movements are very sporadic and his legs are stripped from the knee down so how is he able to run? Much less army crawl through the vents faster then I’ve seen any person in the USA army do? I don’t know and it’s weird. And before people go off on me saying his endoskeleton is much stronger then humans I say that he has been rusting and molding for more then 30 years

    • @avareese8347
      @avareese8347 5 років тому

      Hah mark for you

    • @bianca1506
      @bianca1506 5 років тому

      It’s funny because it kind of reminds me of how my dog reacts when he knows he’s going for a bath

  • @kttkiwi5320
    @kttkiwi5320 Рік тому +290

    10:55 is probably my favorite sequence of events in all of Mark's fnaf series

  • @jennerhirata8404
    @jennerhirata8404 Рік тому +236

    If the fnaf movie is HALF as good as mark attempting to negotiate with springtrap whilst shitting bricks at 20:25, then this will be the greatest movie of all time.

  • @ashdariz6727
    @ashdariz6727 5 років тому +2119

    Mark: sees absolutely nothing for the whole night
    Also Mark: AaAAaAAAaH

    • @oreowhittington4455
      @oreowhittington4455 5 років тому +20

      K I mostly liked this comment b/c ur profile pic is the actual best. 10/10

    • @Ivvelis
      @Ivvelis 5 років тому +19

      i think he forgot nothing happens in night 1

    • @jesse5951
      @jesse5951 5 років тому +3

      Lancrei

    • @canadianbren4239
      @canadianbren4239 5 років тому +1

      T1211 probably

    • @willy_boi6070
      @willy_boi6070 5 років тому +1

      Ash Dariz you are close to 666 likes

  • @theroyalnapkin379
    @theroyalnapkin379 3 роки тому +3586

    Mark: "is this beer?"
    Bottle: *crunch*
    Mark: ...

    • @extexalt6953
      @extexalt6953 3 роки тому +86

      "i'm going to die ☺️"

    • @eriess_
      @eriess_ 3 роки тому +21

      I just read it as it happened

    • @shyne5928
      @shyne5928 3 роки тому +16

      it was, he just swallowed glass like tumblr user nnaise.

    • @mileyz_5371
      @mileyz_5371 3 роки тому +6

      My like was the 700th! :D

    • @kurtisconnersforgottenextr4674
      @kurtisconnersforgottenextr4674 3 роки тому +8

      @@shyne5928 how do I understand that reference 🥲

  • @Thatguykai-oldaccount
    @Thatguykai-oldaccount Рік тому +33

    4:02 *Mark gets soda/beer*
    Game: *crunches like hes eating, not drinking*

  • @maddiecolbear1429
    @maddiecolbear1429 Рік тому +104

    Mark’s “LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN” at 19:51 is the most genuine desperation I’ve ever heard

  • @thatanimegeekgirl6580
    @thatanimegeekgirl6580 3 роки тому +4013

    Mark: I fear no man, but that thing
    *Points at vent*
    IT SCARES ME

    • @brodyatkinson1960
      @brodyatkinson1960 3 роки тому +52

      One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that vent

    • @valtinatorprime7949
      @valtinatorprime7949 3 роки тому +25

      What things of chronic and substained cruelty...

    • @Beth4ny
      @Beth4ny 3 роки тому +18

      Dark things that thrive on cruelty and the pain of a man named Mark.

    • @CharlieWilson1987
      @CharlieWilson1987 3 роки тому +7

      He fears springtrap? And he’s a human inside a suit?

    • @nimble.thimble
      @nimble.thimble 3 роки тому +22

      You mean the *T U B E O F D E A T H*

  • @ashyt3781
    @ashyt3781 5 років тому +879

    I love how hes trying to talk springtrap out of killing him.
    "Hey, listen, buddy i can see--"
    "Hey, buddy, listen-"
    "You dont wanna do this, Im a good boy"

    • @megaman2000ish
      @megaman2000ish 5 років тому +27

      It's even funnier when you consider he did the same thing in his original fnaf 3 playthrough😆

    • @Alex-je8gc
      @Alex-je8gc 5 років тому +8

      Okay, I think my computer is broken, cause I keep seeing different words on your comment that switch between this video and the Sonic racing video

    • @hero6017
      @hero6017 5 років тому

      Shnid Tastic lol just exit out of your tab and create another one

    • @CaseyBanana
      @CaseyBanana 5 років тому

      lol ikr

    • @Alex-je8gc
      @Alex-je8gc 5 років тому +1

      Oh fuck, now it's switching between my comments and yours

  • @darienachs2711
    @darienachs2711 Рік тому +185

    Can I just say that the people who do the close-caption subtitles for mark are geniuses I love how they translate his frantic monologues to text it's very nice

    • @fae_theglamourhere2773
      @fae_theglamourhere2773 6 місяців тому +3

      I was today years old when I realized they had closed captions on his playthroughs

    • @byrongz
      @byrongz 5 місяців тому +2

      Lixian does it

  • @TheSergio1021
    @TheSergio1021 6 місяців тому +17

    This version really does the third game justice. It really does feel WAY more terrifying than the original for the simple reason that its more cramped, darker, and THERES A VENT

  • @Jalepo
    @Jalepo 3 роки тому +3559

    "What is that thing flying away in the sky?"
    "It's a bird!"
    "It's a plane!"
    "No! It's Mark's FNAF knowledge!"

    • @mikedantonio4731
      @mikedantonio4731 3 роки тому +149

      What’s that in the dark?
      Is it foxy?
      Is it a monster?
      No! It’s all the fnaf facts scott refuses to tell us!

    • @Brand_Fish
      @Brand_Fish 3 роки тому +40

      In this order we see a filthy memer and a member of the Theorist community like myself

    • @wsd7814
      @wsd7814 3 роки тому +23

      Wait what is this? Is it the moon? Is it the sun? No... it’s MatPat’s FNaF knowledge of the FNaF series, and it is the ENTIRE BACKGROUND of Mark’s FNaF knowledge!

    • @Xode_25
      @Xode_25 3 роки тому +8

      That’s because he sold his crown don’t you remember in the fnaf 4 series in one video he said that he was selling his cronw lol that crown his absolute king of fnaf is his fnaf knowledge now he has +50c

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 роки тому +11

      @@Xode_25 he bought it back tho

  • @pam8324
    @pam8324 2 роки тому +11513

    Love how he just forgot Springtrap isn’t even active the first night and just panicked the entire time 💀

    • @Reaperlevii
      @Reaperlevii 2 роки тому +539

      Wait you’re telling me I coulda just relaxed and stared at the cameras the entire time!?

    • @OwensShadow276
      @OwensShadow276 2 роки тому +66

      Ikr me too! Lol

    • @OwensShadow276
      @OwensShadow276 2 роки тому +387

      @@Reaperlevii Yeah lol. Springtrap isn't actually in the building until night 2

    • @Reaperlevii
      @Reaperlevii 2 роки тому +277

      @@OwensShadow276 Oh.. so my anxiety in both the normal and VR version was for nothing..

    • @jolo6051
      @jolo6051 Рік тому +22

      Animation time...

  • @Smangos-64
    @Smangos-64 10 місяців тому +51

    At 20:21 the fear of mark for a while is so funny after he just goes “hi” when his like 2 inches away makes me laugh every time

  • @ezoarts2495
    @ezoarts2495 Рік тому +84

    Jumpscares
    5:26 Phantom Foxy or Mangle Jumpscare
    6:50 Phantom Balloon Boy (I think) Jumpscare
    10:43 Phantom Jumpscare (I can’t identify the phantoms in VR so I’m giving up trying to identify them)
    11:04 Phantom Jumpscare
    12:50 Phantom Jumpscare
    12:54 Springtrap Jumpscare
    14:22 Phantom Jumpscare
    15:06 Phantom Jumpscare
    15:22 Phantom Jumpscare
    16:02 Phantom Jumpscare
    16:05 Phantom Jumpscare
    19:06 Phantom Jumpscare
    19:44 Phantom Jumpscare
    19:48 Phantom Jumpscare
    19:51 Springtrap Jumpscare
    20:35 Springtrap Jumpscare
    20:58 Phantom Jumpscare
    21:24 Phantom Jumpscare
    21:57 Phantom
    22:36 Phantom
    23:04 Phantom
    23:07 Phantom
    23:26 Springtrap
    23:49 Phantom
    credits to a person named themysticfiremario9001

  • @vincenttroyer779
    @vincenttroyer779 5 років тому +1859

    Imagine walking in on him just rambling and waving his arms around while losing all of his shit.
    And then something jumpscares him and he just screams incoherently.

    • @RailgunGecko
      @RailgunGecko 5 років тому +44

      Vincent Troyer I’d pay for that

    • @emma-so2tw
      @emma-so2tw 5 років тому +29

      Vincent Troyer and keeps saying buddy

    • @coolshed2158
      @coolshed2158 5 років тому +9

      Tyler1 in nutshell

    • @bi.fruitsalad
      @bi.fruitsalad 5 років тому +3

      Lmao

    • @Experiment100Jae
      @Experiment100Jae 5 років тому +35

      Bettter: while he's in the middle of losing his shit, someone comes up behind him and grabs him ;D

  • @cristianruiz5867
    @cristianruiz5867 5 років тому +4776

    Mark:*screams*
    Neighbors: Ah shit, here we go again

    • @inyourdreamsd2928
      @inyourdreamsd2928 5 років тому +18

      Special Gaming TV 😂😂😂

    • @zenoshane897
      @zenoshane897 5 років тому +6

      Lol

    • @cominupnow49
      @cominupnow49 5 років тому +34

      all we had to do was beat the damn game, mark!

    • @victoriamolden964
      @victoriamolden964 5 років тому +6

      Someone help me out here Mark needs to hit the Showtime button to make the switch work!

    • @ToastedPup
      @ToastedPup 5 років тому +3

      @@inyourdreamsd2928 You spelled frist wrong. :0

  • @helaynahester4755
    @helaynahester4755 Рік тому +41

    i love how no matter what, mark WILL be screaming at phone guy to shut up 💀

  • @lavenderdreamss
    @lavenderdreamss Рік тому +84

    I love how Mark was staring and shining the flashlight at the damn vent the entire time and didn't even realize it was there until a few minutes.

  • @FSU_W
    @FSU_W 5 років тому +1308

    Mark:doesn’t know how to do it
    Phone guy: literally tells him how to play
    Mark:WILL YOU SHUT UP FOR A SECOND

    • @melissapeixoto3595
      @melissapeixoto3595 5 років тому +12

      Lol Boi ok true lol

    • @meirfivenight3442
      @meirfivenight3442 5 років тому +5

      Lol Boi the phone guy tells u how to play fnaf 3, this is a different game

    • @dimed5820
      @dimed5820 5 років тому +3

      MeirFiveNight but in a way this portion of the game is fnaf 3. Notice how mark played in each facility.

    • @landoncabot4324
      @landoncabot4324 5 років тому +2

      Lol boi, so true

    • @ochie5y
      @ochie5y 5 років тому +1

      @@meirfivenight3442 r/ wooosh

  • @Awfulfeature
    @Awfulfeature 3 роки тому +2860

    “PLEASE, I’VE BEEN A GOOD BOY!”
    ...
    *”Hi.”*
    *dies*

    • @planettaylor1737
      @planettaylor1737 3 роки тому +16

      @synthetic rose dont hug me im scared

    • @charliei5066
      @charliei5066 3 роки тому +5

      Plz stop trying to copy people just to get likes

    • @Awfulfeature
      @Awfulfeature 3 роки тому +18

      I mean, 1st off nice assumption, 2nd off why would it bother you if I was copying, 3rd off, okay??

    • @ronnieabbott283
      @ronnieabbott283 3 роки тому +3

      The vent: C"
      C"
      C"

    • @accordingtoeva
      @accordingtoeva 3 роки тому

      would like the comment but its at 420 likes.

  • @Sphynxle
    @Sphynxle 8 місяців тому +27

    My fave part of this whole thing is his reaction to Phantom Freddy “WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!” Not only is the tone hilarious, but it’s the exact same reaction he had to Phantom Freddy the first time all the way back in 2015!!
    Honestly, this is one of my absolute favorite videos of his. The VR puts him in a different mindset and he just absolutely loses his shit 🤣

    • @rolfjohansson594
      @rolfjohansson594 7 місяців тому +1

      I dont want to make you annoyed or anything but i think it was 2015 eitherway the vid is hilarious

    • @Sphynxle
      @Sphynxle 7 місяців тому

      @@rolfjohansson594 Nope, you’re right! I forgot 3 came out in March 2015 instead of 2014 like the first two!

  • @jaysir5888
    @jaysir5888 Рік тому +19

    Alternate title: short Korean man screams at figures that aren't there

  • @esthetichan346
    @esthetichan346 5 років тому +696

    Mark: **sees balloon boy**
    "DON'T LOOK AT ME!!"
    **sees balloon boy again**
    "I SAID DUN LUK AT MEH!!"
    **jumpscare**
    AAAAAHHHHHHH

  • @cheezitchiballs5085
    @cheezitchiballs5085 4 роки тому +2916

    Mark: "The shock factor is over
    Springtrap: *LETS ENCOURAGE MARK WITH A CONTROLLED SHOCK*

  • @emmy_corgi8809
    @emmy_corgi8809 Рік тому +52

    I love how at first Mark tries to negotiate with Springtrap and then that eventually gets thrown out the window and he starts bullying him XD

  • @sophistre
    @sophistre Рік тому +47

    I'm honestly amazed he was able to keep playing. I think after a certain amount of screaming I would've been a twitchy ball on the floor, lmao. It's really hard to describe to anyone who hasn't tried VR how insanely intimidating moving entities are when they're the same size as you are, let alone as GIGANTIC as these. You feel SO VULNERABLE. It triggers so many instincts you have no control over.

  • @papyrus8205
    @papyrus8205 5 років тому +2540

    *All kinds of things happening around mark*
    Mark: "THeRe is A VeNT"

    • @avareese8347
      @avareese8347 5 років тому +5

      Papyrus mo

    • @tyronemclean7792
      @tyronemclean7792 5 років тому +34

      Tube of death

    • @madmanmax420
      @madmanmax420 5 років тому +15

      @@tyronemclean7792 no it's the tube of life

    • @Cabral978
      @Cabral978 5 років тому +4

      Papyrus you are the coolest skeleton!

    • @LetsGoGetThem
      @LetsGoGetThem 5 років тому +3

      haha lower case upper case funny ho ho

  • @pijustamosiunas297
    @pijustamosiunas297 5 років тому +2513

    Mark: *is scared the whole night 1*
    Springtrap: dude, I’m not even here the 1st night

  • @Cranbearry_YouTube
    @Cranbearry_YouTube Рік тому +45

    Mark’s pure, child-like joy playing with the Nightmare Freddy toy cracks me up every time!

  • @caseybaker7935
    @caseybaker7935 Рік тому +18

    Mark spent the whole first night freaking out about the absolutely gigantic vent next to him, meanwhile I'm just thinking "Michael could have been giving his dad the runaround through the whole building instead of just sitting there waiting for him"

  • @CorporealHunter
    @CorporealHunter 4 роки тому +1192

    Mark: "Fnaf 3 is the least scary of all the Fnaf games"
    Also Mark: " *wHy tHe fUcK isS tHe VeNt tHerE?!* "

    • @yodaintheyoza2168
      @yodaintheyoza2168 4 роки тому +15

      ModeratuhKitteh I think FNAF 3 is the scariest

    • @halitefeonder3848
      @halitefeonder3848 4 роки тому +21

      Seven87x It’s not scary on PC,but in VR...THERE’S A FRICKING HUGE ASS VENT MILIMETERS NEXT TO YOU

    • @mr.skellix7197
      @mr.skellix7197 4 роки тому +3

      The only jumpscare that scared me is phantom foxy

    • @yoyo....
      @yoyo.... 4 роки тому +7

      @@halitefeonder3848 That would be creepy as heck, because the Vent is super dark and you don't know what's going to pop out

    • @halitefeonder3848
      @halitefeonder3848 4 роки тому

      Michael Harris I know it,but it’s not that close and bir on PC

  • @Poopypoopfartp
    @Poopypoopfartp 2 роки тому +16229

    Mark: **literally shitting bricks on the first night**
    Springtrap: “baby I’m not even here, I’m a hallucination”

  • @RedRevenge10
    @RedRevenge10 Рік тому +92

    i love how on night 2 everything immediately starts going wrong

  • @crylune
    @crylune Рік тому +25

    I love how he freaks out so much in the first night even though we all know absolutely nothing happens that night.

  • @alexalexcws
    @alexalexcws 5 років тому +1346

    *see Springtrap crawling toward you in the vent.
    Chuckles, I'm in danger.

  • @Minto8384
    @Minto8384 3 роки тому +2151

    Mark: *insulting springtrap*
    Springtrap: *moves .2 centemeters*
    Mark: I didn't mean it I didn't mean it I didn't--

  • @HumbleTrooper
    @HumbleTrooper Рік тому +36

    The captions make the whole experience better, many kudos to the person who made them, whether it was mark, any of his editors, or someone else

  • @DaBlueBird
    @DaBlueBird Рік тому +21

    1:20 Love how markiplier didn't know there was a vent there even in the original game.

    • @Ruggi21
      @Ruggi21 7 місяців тому

      He knew but didn’t remember

  • @Figlover-xi3ul
    @Figlover-xi3ul 3 роки тому +5674

    Matpat: theorizing about how you play as a child when he’s playing
    Markiplier: an actual child

    • @Poketdmpro
      @Poketdmpro 3 роки тому +155

      Marks mental age is younger than his fanbase

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 3 роки тому +30

      @@Poketdmpro
      His fanbase... including you.

    • @samdaartist9796
      @samdaartist9796 3 роки тому +29

      Literally 27:05 to 27:36 😂

    • @RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses
      @RyomenSukunaTheKingOfCurses 3 роки тому +11

      @@reply4732 And that's why your a detective.

    • @84warhead
      @84warhead 3 роки тому +47

      Having played this game in VR, it's legit terrifying. The scares hit a different way in VR.

  • @alexy6686
    @alexy6686 4 роки тому +910

    *Springtrap unstoppably claws through the vent, coming for Mark*
    Mark: I'VE BEEN SUCH A GOOD BOY NO PLEASE

    • @dylansmith4839
      @dylansmith4839 4 роки тому +30

      *springtrap just about to tear his face off.* HI..

    • @randomdino5691
      @randomdino5691 4 роки тому +13

      I like how he is screaming at the top of his lungs. But then when springtrap is right there, he just accepts it

    • @iztfihko
      @iztfihko 4 роки тому +1

      Like that Afton’s Santa or something 😂😂

  • @0rangepel378
    @0rangepel378 Рік тому +25

    Currently rewatching this. He said "the shock factor is over" and I got so excited

  • @Uhhhhnoo
    @Uhhhhnoo 10 місяців тому +15

    Night one: mark successfully fights off the vent while struggling and panicking at the same time

  • @domenicocamera8856
    @domenicocamera8856 5 років тому +8957

    People back in the years: Fnaf 3 is not scary
    Scott: Hold my beer

    • @babycakelings
      @babycakelings 5 років тому +394

      Wait, did people use to say that? I always thought it was the most scary out of all of them.

    • @domenicocamera8856
      @domenicocamera8856 5 років тому +91

      @@babycakelings unfortunately :/

    • @NJH01
      @NJH01 5 років тому +481

      Baby Cakelings honestly fnaf 3 was the weakest in terms of scares the hallucinations were good but spring traps actual jumpscare wasn’t great that being said there is a lot of story and lore in it so that’s pretty solid

    • @domenicocamera8856
      @domenicocamera8856 5 років тому +289

      @@NJH01 i agree with you but the game shouldn't be called 'not scary' because of a single jumpscare
      In fact springtrap is well done as aesthetic with the organs and the eyeballs

    • @Trunks1stApprentice
      @Trunks1stApprentice 5 років тому +367

      @@babycakelings In an interview with Dawko, Scott Cawthon said that because people complained that Springtrap's jumpscare in FNaF 3 wasn't scary, he set a goal of making the next FNaF game the scariest in the series. Hence why we got FNaF 4 and the Nightmare animatronics.

  • @olidevan
    @olidevan 5 років тому +2188

    FNAF:*exists in VR*
    Mark's nervous system:It's free real estate

    • @felixmw2835
      @felixmw2835 5 років тому +11

      Im your 666th like

    • @aquabrine1666
      @aquabrine1666 5 років тому +8

      I can’t beat this on normal Fnaf, let alone vr

    • @thenaysays
      @thenaysays 5 років тому +8

      @@aquabrine1666 let's face it, most of us are chicken when it comes to fnaf

    • @aquabrine1666
      @aquabrine1666 5 років тому +3

      geekish I’ve gotten to nightmare mode. (Here’s the convenient opportunity to advertise my video where I die a lot)

    • @smileyguy24
      @smileyguy24 5 років тому +3

      It's got what plants crave!

  • @countnightfell524
    @countnightfell524 Рік тому +12

    12:40 bro glitch trap got into his vr

  • @yes7526
    @yes7526 Рік тому +27

    27:53 Omg my favorite episode of Five nights at Fromby’s

  • @Porkzz
    @Porkzz 5 років тому +966

    1st night (no spring trap): mark terrified*
    Last night (hardest): mark bullies spring trap*

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 5 років тому +16

      @@wesleybrown9167 He says "glad you came back for another night" because you had basically done a trial run to see if you were a good fit for the job and after trying it you agreed to keep being the night guard even though the boss acknowledged it was boring as hell. If you listen to the audio on the first night, he says they've gotten a new lead they're gonna follow up on a guy that used to work at the pizzeria that had found an old suit in a boarded up room no one knew about. By the time you get back on the second night, they had followed the lead, bought Springtrap, and dropped him off at Fazbear's Fright before chasing another lead, leaving you to deal with the murderous little freak for the first time on the second night.

    • @productions1203
      @productions1203 5 років тому +11

      Wow that only took one reply to get technical with FNAF lore

    • @playera1205
      @playera1205 5 років тому +1

      Makes sense

  • @berriijam2
    @berriijam2 5 років тому +13686

    Night 1 is just mark being scared of a vent for 9 minutes

    • @residentrhino4449
      @residentrhino4449 4 роки тому +630

      Even funnier is over nothing there nothing to kill/scared him on the first night

    • @gachamaniac3560
      @gachamaniac3560 4 роки тому +37

      @@residentrhino4449 xddddd

    • @honkhonk298
      @honkhonk298 4 роки тому +27

      true

    • @freafrea8822
      @freafrea8822 4 роки тому +74

      🤣🤣🤣 I mean he has to take it in🤣🤣🤣
      (I just realized that is an unintentional pun vents give you air and you take air in.....ops)

    • @thatonedude5742
      @thatonedude5742 4 роки тому +8

      XD ikr

  • @grumm3751
    @grumm3751 6 місяців тому +9

    11:39, little does he know he just has his eyes closed

  • @Chrissycrumble86
    @Chrissycrumble86 Рік тому +33

    As someone who has played this in vr, it’s absolutely terrifying 😭😭 definitely the scariest of them all

  • @bucketoanxiety8428
    @bucketoanxiety8428 5 років тому +1467

    Mark: the shock factor is over
    Springtrap: hold my small children

  • @JoeBoners
    @JoeBoners 5 років тому +726

    Mark: *has a FNAF winning streak*
    Springtrap: I’m about to end this whole mans career

  • @uwu_lemon_uwu4663
    @uwu_lemon_uwu4663 Рік тому +21

    Mark is too brave to actually be playing these games, I couldn't even enter the easiest one

  • @jacearmstrong6960
    @jacearmstrong6960 Рік тому +17

    I love that the best way to check any horror/FNAF game for bugs is to have Mark play it lol

  • @projectk4211
    @projectk4211 5 років тому +1247

    Mark: The shock factor is over
    Springtrap: Am I just a joke to you....?

    • @blubby750
      @blubby750 5 років тому +11

      dkogotye: am I just a joke to you...?
      Actual meme: am I a joke to you?

    • @Walking.Cadavers
      @Walking.Cadavers 5 років тому

      I read this right as mark said it

    • @tootired775
      @tootired775 5 років тому

      Am I not real enough for you?! I was real enough for Georgie!

    • @dimitrismarsitopoulos8768
      @dimitrismarsitopoulos8768 5 років тому +1

      Cause i dont know about fnaf can someone answer me whats a springtrap?

    • @tootired775
      @tootired775 5 років тому +2

      @@dimitrismarsitopoulos8768 springtrap is the name of the yellow rabbit animatronic. I highly recommend watching Mark's previous playthroughs of FNAF games so you can enjoy this playthrough as well!

  • @exprofexions4174
    @exprofexions4174 5 років тому +331

    Mark: It Can't Get Scarier than that!
    Scott Cawthon: Hold my Exotic Butters

  • @mauropellegrino6856
    @mauropellegrino6856 Рік тому +9

    i always love how during night one he totally panick not knowing springtrap isn’t even there until night 2

  • @ki3rrr
    @ki3rrr 5 років тому +752

    Part 1: shitty headphones
    Part 2: better earbuds
    Part 3: acoustic sound panels
    Part 4: TURNING MY ROOM INTO A SOUNDBOOTH

    • @callmegrandpoggers
      @callmegrandpoggers 5 років тому +54

      Part 5: *INSTALLING THEATRE SPEAKERS*

    • @Logrockss
      @Logrockss 5 років тому +1

      lmao

    • @isaacabel6839
      @isaacabel6839 5 років тому +35

      Part 6: Dubbing the Audio (but it’s in Japanese)

    • @callmegrandpoggers
      @callmegrandpoggers 5 років тому +27

      @@isaacabel6839 part 7: subbing the audio but in greek

    • @elinorhe658
      @elinorhe658 5 років тому +24

      Part 8: dubbing the audio in English, then translating it into ancient Carthaginian, then into Portuguese, then back into English

  • @valterestevao1182
    @valterestevao1182 5 років тому +615

    Mark: *pleads for his life
    Springtrap: *moves forward
    Mark: *shouts and pleads
    Springtrap: *moves forward
    Mark: ...
    Mark: hi

    • @darksoulsismycity
      @darksoulsismycity 5 років тому +10

      "I've been a good boi"

    • @JosinDroplet
      @JosinDroplet 5 років тому +3

      300th like

    • @failure_atlife
      @failure_atlife 5 років тому +2

      20:25

    • @failure_atlife
      @failure_atlife 5 років тому +7

      No no! Wait! Hang on! Stop! You don’t want to do this! Listen, I’ve been a good boy! I’ve been a good boy! Please! I’ve been such a good boy! Don’t do it! NOOOOO! .....hi...
      Also, if you put in on the slowest speed it kind of sounds like some teenager sobbing 😓

    • @peephobe
      @peephobe 5 років тому

      STOLEN COMMENT

  • @carbonationstation1551
    @carbonationstation1551 Рік тому +15

    Watching markiplier insult the heck out of springtrap made me laugh way too hard

  • @KonroMan
    @KonroMan Рік тому +10

    Markiplier giving Nightmare Fredbear the “Fist of Justice” was way funnier than it realistically should have been.

  • @blast7379
    @blast7379 5 років тому +1259

    Mark:(doesn't know what to do
    Phone Guy:Give tips
    Mark:will you shut up for a sec
    (He is a legend).

    • @anon_goose4787
      @anon_goose4787 5 років тому +19

      Bro Max it’s FNAF the musical all over again😂😂

    • @michaelandersmith6983
      @michaelandersmith6983 5 років тому +12

      That reminds me of egoraptor during ANY tutorial

    • @divandejager7023
      @divandejager7023 5 років тому +7

      that moment when you see a comment on 99 likes so you like to get a hundred

    • @blast7379
      @blast7379 5 років тому +5

      @@divandejager7023 Thanks for the the perfect hundred likes.

    • @welcometothegame5241
      @welcometothegame5241 5 років тому +1

      Mark:No Idea What To Do
      *Shuts off phone guy*
      Mark 14 Seconds Later:Dead in His Office Chair With His Hand On The Mute Button

  • @spacefox6689
    @spacefox6689 5 років тому +648

    Mark: *plays a night with no animatronics*
    Mark: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @mijailos
      @mijailos 5 років тому +2

      AahhHHHHahhHHHHhHHHHHHHhHHhhHhHhhhaaaaahahhahhahhhahhhhhahhhhhah

    • @mijailos
      @mijailos 5 років тому +1

      I think its more like this

    • @spacefox6689
      @spacefox6689 5 років тому

      Mickel Matador my bad u right

    • @blueberrypie9608
      @blueberrypie9608 5 років тому

      Sounds more like you! 😁

    • @weebscp0966
      @weebscp0966 4 роки тому

      He is losing his mind on VR

  • @eddiespagetti2798
    @eddiespagetti2798 Рік тому +10

    Bruh why are there 850 calories in Disappointment?! 18:10

  • @maxgor3101
    @maxgor3101 10 місяців тому +9

    Congratulations, you are at the 69 episode of the series. Keep going.

    • @hh-nr5br
      @hh-nr5br 10 місяців тому +4

      thanks bro

  • @animewolfqueen
    @animewolfqueen 2 роки тому +7639

    Mark: * freaking out about being blind *
    Springtrap in the corner: 😎🍿

  • @bigboijosi
    @bigboijosi 5 років тому +475

    Mark:”The shock factor is over”
    Springtrap:Hold my Beer.

    • @hunterdark139
      @hunterdark139 5 років тому +1

      Yes the best comment

    • @twoeyes7013
      @twoeyes7013 5 років тому +1

      Sigh

    • @lynniafarr9938
      @lynniafarr9938 4 роки тому +1

      yes true

    • @lynntheleaffox1290
      @lynntheleaffox1290 4 роки тому +7

      Springtrap: *Hold my flame torch that i will use to burn this place to ashes*

    • @Tyzilla0130
      @Tyzilla0130 4 роки тому +3

      More like
      Springtrap:Hold my cup of marks blood from previous fail

  • @lucid4666
    @lucid4666 28 днів тому +2

    I like how Mark freaks out whenever Springtrap isn't even there, but then acts like they're best buds when he's in the room.

  • @queenbee202rose6
    @queenbee202rose6 Рік тому +16

    Wow , fnaf 3 is just super creepier in vr version .

  • @SapphireMoon
    @SapphireMoon 5 років тому +4954

    20:35 _After pleading for his life to no avail, he knew his time was coming to an end. As Springtrap inched closer, the King of FNaf uttered his final word:_
    _"... Hi."_

    • @lorenzoriveraperez3652
      @lorenzoriveraperez3652 5 років тому +103

      I love this. It’s genius. TY so mucj

    • @lilsin8137
      @lilsin8137 5 років тому +66

      Fanfics

    • @honaxing
      @honaxing 5 років тому +100

      Gave me one of the best laughs in a while, holy hell

    • @prismancermason5040
      @prismancermason5040 5 років тому +18

      Omg that’s hilarious

    • @c10v3r
      @c10v3r 5 років тому +43

      Sounds like a good anime

  • @Gabowsk
    @Gabowsk 3 роки тому +1078

    Mark on Night 1: **Being scared of Springtrap coming from the vent**
    Also Mark: **Doesn't know that Springtrap is not even in the building on Night 1**

  • @Verylengthyapple
    @Verylengthyapple 4 місяці тому +4

    18:56
    Ballon boy? Says hi
    Phone guy says hello back

  • @vebrown1982
    @vebrown1982 Рік тому +7

    I love how Mark put up panels because he wants to make sure that we the fans have a great experience....

  • @HCPC-tf9gz
    @HCPC-tf9gz 5 років тому +1452

    Springtrap: *In Vent*
    Mark: OH MEH GOD!! PLZ NO!! I’VE BEEN A GOOD BOY!! I’VE BEEN A GOOD BOI!! DONT DO IT!! - *hi*
    *dies*

    • @stormynight505
      @stormynight505 5 років тому +15

      The hi was perfect

    • @alexanderalatorre3390
      @alexanderalatorre3390 5 років тому +5

      Jesus Christ how horrifying

    • @technofox8572
      @technofox8572 5 років тому +5

      while I was typing my comment I saw this and the whole thing was just spoilered for me and I just laughed because I got major endgame flashback because ....
      *SPOILERS*

    • @kawaiidesu8864
      @kawaiidesu8864 5 років тому +4

      The last thing Mark gonna says before he dies is *hi*

    • @minitaur8693
      @minitaur8693 5 років тому +3

      This needs to be animated.

  • @PrinsaVossum
    @PrinsaVossum 5 років тому +805

    Dawko: "Worship the plushie."
    Mark: "Punch the plushie in the NYUTS!"

    • @Mrnotfa
      @Mrnotfa 5 років тому +2

      😂

    • @yodaishungryforspaghettios1459
      @yodaishungryforspaghettios1459 5 років тому +8

      Naw Bruh he fisted that plush

    • @darkenedplayz8948
      @darkenedplayz8948 5 років тому

      Kubo Edgeworth I guess he’s also gonna bunch that bunny at the door
      Cuz it’s the Theodore plush rabbit from fnaf silver eyes

    • @tallytwigs
      @tallytwigs 5 років тому

      @@yodaishungryforspaghettios1459 thanks jesus, welcome back homie

    • @mechamicro
      @mechamicro 5 років тому

      Lol. I wonder that if his soul has been sold to Helpy.

  • @null_1549
    @null_1549 5 місяців тому +3

    the closed captioning after 20:20 was absolutely GOLDEN

  • @Skull_Walker92
    @Skull_Walker92 11 місяців тому +5

    Man springtrap must’ve loved mark frantically waving around about being blind

  • @bluebaby4120
    @bluebaby4120 4 роки тому +1059

    Mark: "I live in garbage all the time"
    Also mark: "I am a man with *FIIIIIIIVE* OVENS"