Dang. I LOVE this man. 😮💨✨ He's aware of his "the more I care for someone, the more fudge up I'll be" nature and yet he did his bestest to show his gratitude to Guda.
I get the feeling this is just one of many examples of what'll be a running gag in FGO. Not that I mind, personally, I'd be all game for _The Disastrous Manifestation of Tezcatlipoca_ and all that. But seriously, poor one out for ya boi, he just tryin' ta live.
I am getting the exact same vibe from when I was learning about his mythology You start out feeling bad about what happened with the whole leg loss and being only half a sun Then he f_cks everyone over there afterwards Following this trend, I expected the most hellish event experience both in gimmicks, story, and gameplay among other things all because Tez felt extra no f_cks that day
@@stardust8797 You shouldn't feel about him losing a foot, he sacrificed that willingly. Besides, he got a cool magical prosthetic out of it! You know what you should bad about though? The parental favoritism Quetzalcoatl received afterwards at the expense of Tezcatlipoca.
He has this thing over fucking up and learning a lesson afterwards. However neither daybit nor guda ever bothered to tell him to stop throwing away money. He can stop eating corpses, not giving everyone within eyesight trials, nor using master's gift for profit but careless spending is where he draws the line.
Seeing Fou being so talkative every now and then while others still recognize him as a Beast always spark something within me. Would we even be able to witness the full might of the Beast of Comparison someday in future. The Beast with other name known as Primate Murder, a Beast on par with ORT when it comes to the speed of killing humanity. Perhaps in FGO part 3, who knows.
Considering that Arcuied considered Altrouge a threat more MONSTROUS (stronger in some translation) than CRIMSON MOON with her feats of just taming Fou you know he rlly is a force of nature and might be the strongest beast
@@stardust8797 Now that you're talking about it, Fou did not even appear during Novum Chaldea's rendezvous in the Mictlan Lostbelt. Nowhere to be seen. Koyanskaya of Light asked about the whereabouts of Fou since he's nowhere to be seen in the Storm Border, the Novum Chaldea's staff doesn't know any better either. Which made Koyanskaya to conclude that the beast Cath Palug isn't planning on getting involved with ORT (Chapter 7). The PHH beast is smart enough to not have any direct confrontation with the alien spider.
@@meremsolomon4744 agreed. Its most likely that ORT would be able to sense what Fou is and could make it an aim to absorb the Beast of Comparison, which would easily make ORT stronger, so that is why Fou went into hiding until it was all over.
I wonder if we gonna get something related to Fou in Ordeal Call, if the whole thing is about prove that we are in Human Order side we should not had a Beast around 🤔
I'm sure that some of you that are familiar with his real life lore probably already know this, but either way, in the spirit of Saint Valentine's Day I have decided to talk about Tezcatlipoca's love life! Yes, he has one. *[WARNING: MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT BELOW!]* Unlike his brothers the other 3 Tezcatlipocas, Tezca here not only has a lover but is also married.... married to 4 goddesses that is! Yep, you heard me right, Tezca has *his own HAREM* (Low Rank Luck my ass). The wives of Tezcatlipoca are: Xochiquetzal, Atlatonan, Xilonen and Huixtocihuatl. Atlatonan's name means "Mother of The Waters" and she is the wife of Tezca we know the least about. In fact, we have so little information about her that we don't even know what she looks like. No, I'm *NOT* shitting you right now, there exists zero iconography of her! No paintings of her in codices, no statues of her, no jewelry in her image, nothing! What do know about her though, is that she is a water goddess of coasts and some diseases. She *MIGHT* also be a sister of the godess Chalchiuhtlicue, keyword "might". Huixtocihuatl's name means "Lady Who Lives Near The Sea", she is the goddess of salt and salt water, and depending on the version (as mythology do) she is either the daughter of Tlaloc or one of his sisters. She lived in the Tlalocan (one of the 4 afterlifes in Mexica (Aztec) mythology, and the domain of Tlaloc and his sister Chalchiuhtlicue) but somehow she pissed off the Tlaloques (4 minor rain gods that are servants of Tlaloc), who then proceeded to chase her off and banished her from the Tlalocan. Thankfully however, it was not a complete tragedy, because when she was banished from paradise she *invented salt* and gifted it to humanity. It is unknown if Tlaloc was okay with this banishment, because the myth doesn't mention him at all. Xilonen's name means "Hairy One" (and before you say anything, no, it does *NOT* mean what you think it means, the name is a reference to maize silk) and she is the goddess of tender maize, she is also speculated to be an aspect of another maize goddess called "Chicomecoatl". Xochiquetzal's name means "Precious Flower" and she is the godess of beauty, flowers, dances, arts and crafts, and of sexual desires. She is also the patron godess of painters, sculptors, silversmiths, weavers and prostitutes. However, unlike the aformentioned wives of Tezca, Xochiquetzal actually plays a pretty important role in the creation myth. Her first involvement is that one of her hair strands was used to create the first human woman. And her second involvement is that she was the primary reason why one of the five Suns ended, the myth goes like this: Tezcatlipoca himself chose Tlaloc to be the Rain/Fire Sun and everything seemed to be going well... until it wasn't. You see, for some reason Tlaloc seemed sad and he was just not having a good time, and Quetzalcoatl noticed this and sought to fix that issue; how you may ask? Well, Quetz thought that the best course of action was to make an *arranged marriage* between Tlaloc and Xochiquetzal, and to Quetz's credit it was indeed going well... until Tezca decided to fuck everyone over. What did the funny "WOOOOOOOOH!!!" man do? Simple, he kidnapped Xochiquetzal and brought her to his dark domain, and that really upset Tlaloc. He was so upset in fact that he refused to make it rain bringing a great drought, eventually however, the Tlaloques asked Tlaloc to make it rain, and he responded with something along the lines of: "You want rain? Okay, go break the vases" (for context, rain is explained in the mythology as Tlaloc and his servants pouring water contained in vases from the clouds), and they did just that... finding the nasty surprise that what flowed from the broken vases was not water but instead literal fire which burned all of humanity alive in a rain of fire. After the apocalypse Tlaloc eventually stepped down as the Sun. But Xochiquetzal's role doesn't end just yet. You see Tezca actually challenged anyone that was brave enough to try to rescue her (no, I'm not shitting you, he actually did that), and Tlaloc did eventually go to rescue her; and surprisingly, Tezca actually gave up Xochiquetzal completely peacefully with no fighting requiered... he did however put a ban on Xochiquetzal, declaring that the goddess was forbidden from ever walking on the Earth. And eventually, Tlaloc and Xochiquetzal got a divorce and the former ended up marrying his own sister Chalchiuhtlicue. It is unknown what Quetzalcoatl's opinion of the whole incident is, though I imagine he probably wasn't happy with Tezca. Now here's the thing, how do we know that these 4 goddesses eventually married Tezca? Simple, the answer lies in the Toxcatl ritual. Every year a slave boy would be chosen by the Mexicas (Aztecs) to be the "Ixiptla" of Tezcatlipoca (they were basically Tezca in human flesh) and at the end of the year they would be sacrificed and a new slave boy would be chosen as the next Ixiptla (Izcalli himself is the Ixiptla of Tezcatlipoca during Lostbelt 7, as everyone here already knows). But what's relevant here is the fact that 20 days before the Ixiptla was sacrificed he was actually *forced to marry* 4 young maidens that were serving as the Ixiptlas of 4 goddesses... guess who those 4 goddesses were... that's right! They were Xochiquetzal, Atlatonan, Xilonen and Huixtocihuatl! And when the time came to sacrifice the Ixiptla of Tezca, the other 4 Ixiptlas were suprisignly *NOT* sacrificed and instead let free. So while we don't have any actual myths describing how Tezcatlipoca managed to win their hearts, the Toxcatl ritual *CONFIRMS* that he did in fact managed to make these 4 goddesses fall in love *AND* marry him. Yes, even Xochiquetzal, the goddess he kidnapped and banished from Earth ultimately felled for him too (for your information, it's never actually confirmed if Tezca ended up lifting the ban he put on Xochiquetzal or not. And also, the banishment of Huixtocihuatl happened many, many years after the end of the Rain/Fire Sun, and after the kidnapping of Xochiquetzal). Thank you guys for coming to my TED-Talk!
And before you say anything, no. While it was indeed tradition for the Ixiptlas of Tezcatlipoca to be married to 4 young maidens, Izcalli did not in fact get his own harem.
@@HerMi.T We can only speculate, but the most likely reason was that Tezcatlipoca knew that kidnapping Xochiquetzal would get Tlaloc upset, which would eventually result in him killing all of humanity. Tezca is the destroyer and the end of cycles, the end of each of the 4 previous Suns all ultimately trace back to him. It hasn't even happend yet, but the Mexicas (Aztecs) came up with a prophecy that says that the Fifth Sun, our Sun, our current era, will end when Tezcatlipoca himself steals the Sun, then the Tzizimime will descend from the sky and devour all of humanity, and then finally the world itself will be destroyed by an earthquake. So he probably thought that it was time for the humanity of that era to die.
Tez: So what ks that weird smooth looking chocolate you got there? Fujimaru: oh this is chocolate that kuku made. Tez: so after all of that she only make this one small chocolate. Fujimaru: look i never recommend this but you could do a little revenge. Tez: how so? Fujimaru: you could eat her chocolate here and now she probably think that you stole it from me. Tez: you know what you right as much i hate to eat her cooking this will be the greastest thing that happen to me during valen- *2 hours later* Fujimaru: So how is he? Nightingale: Master his blood sugar is on the roof what did you feed him?
I love the reactions that certain servants have to Chocolate and how much different it is now compared to how it was originally(when only they had access to it) even if its a small nod. I've grown to really love Tez(despite the art which has grown on me)
Fujimaru:wait you can understand him? Tez:well yeah. For one thing im a animal person,being the god of well,no shit. ...that and given merlins antics,i couldn't be cought dead recognizing him. Fou:*middle paw* Tez:...real smooth fou. Real funny.
DAMN! THAT WAS FAST! Tezca built it all up with his money and effort in the short time he had it and it was about to dominate the market then Kuku made it go POOF; making Tezca bankrupt and he has a Beast, one of the enemies that his job was supposed to put down, taking pity on him. In this occasion, he really is the embodiment of SOL.
No wonder Daybit let this bugger do his own thing. Tez seems to have a knack for getting knocked out of the sky by a birdbrain when he’s on the verge of victory. Guy’s a time bomb with EX business sense, but E- finance management and luk.
Nah I think it's just purely bad luck here. Apparently his character profile says that his luck gets worse the more he pours geniune love into something he does for someone else. And he did a good job with his Deino Heart Cartel back in Lostbelt 7 anyway.
Man I wish FGO allowed us to drink alcohol with our servants. It feels weird that the Protag isn't considered at least to be the age of 20 considering the fact that the game has gone past 7 years in canon (and irl).
They wave it off saying that they don't know how much time has passed for the normal world, but yeah it's obviously bullshit, i agree. Gotta keep it relatable for the
Rather than cannot it will be better if Ritsuka simply doesn't like alcohol. Heck they can give many reason like not wanting to forget the pain of this journey for even a moment because the pain itself is what we fight for
"in canon" The story of FGO hasn't actually lasted that much time, at least in Part 2. According of Tunguska Sanctuary, it has only been a year since the beginning of Part 2. And that is not accounting how the bleached Earth makes the passage of time irrelevant.
@@cracuss31n52 I remember someone who has a lot more lore knowledge than I do claiming it's due to the bad experience they had drinking in Okeanos, idk if that's true or not
@@Darrimus he is not cruel just for shit and giggles, man. he is the judgement god which judge beings according to his rule and their personality, etc. in fact, he would kill himself if he mistakenly didn't follow his own rule.
@@Darrimus Nah, he didn't do all that for shit and giggles. According to his profile, he did it because it was his duties and responsibilities. He also has a principle that "struggle is necessary for humanity's development." In fact, King Hassan respect Tez's belief in killing and agree with it. Don't forget, Tez is not the worst. All Mesoamerican gods are described as gods of death. Sometimes people think Tez is evil just because Kuku is good. But this is a misconception, Kuku might represent "good," but she is not always a good and can be crueler than any god. Of course, if you are talking about the actual myth, then I agree that Tezcatlipoca deserve it. But to be fair, all gods in Aztec and Mayan are horrible. Or in general.
@@septemberfall2782 "But to be fair, all gods in Aztec and Maya are horrible" Now that's just a straight up lie, the are many gods that are not trouble makers and have made very few mistakes like Tepeu Chantico and Huixtocihuatl. Not everyone god across the world is a Greek god, some actually have better shit to do than ruin people's life because they're feelings were hurt.
Wrong comparison tez is literally the one that is giving daybit what he needs and he only went bankrupt because of Kukulkan I am pretty sure he will get back that money
my dude tezca literally run mafia cartel with the deino poaching. he knows how to make money unlike zhongli. it's just when he makes money,pesky unnaccounted variables like kuku or mc happens. it's not that he doesn't know how to make money, it's that when he thought he's succeeding someone crashed his party.
How are not adults, we really just got teenagers traveling to a facility in Antarctica like it’s nothing although the MC might just be 2or1 years shy of the drinking age.
Idk why I find this is so f*cking funny On another note... There's no way we're not old enough to drink. We deserve it after all the shit we've been through
![[FGO] "Best servant for Grail Fronts"](/img/n.gif)
Poor Tez. Gonna give it to him, he handles defeat pretty well. What a cool guy.
I love how Fou would throw paws with a Grand if anything were to happen to us.
Fou is willing to fight the alien god herself for us
Dang. I LOVE this man. 😮💨✨ He's aware of his "the more I care for someone, the more fudge up I'll be" nature and yet he did his bestest to show his gratitude to Guda.
I get the feeling this is just one of many examples of what'll be a running gag in FGO.
Not that I mind, personally, I'd be all game for _The Disastrous Manifestation of Tezcatlipoca_ and all that.
But seriously, poor one out for ya boi, he just tryin' ta live.
I am getting the exact same vibe from when I was learning about his mythology
You start out feeling bad about what happened with the whole leg loss and being only half a sun
Then he f_cks everyone over there afterwards
Following this trend, I expected the most hellish event experience both in gimmicks, story, and gameplay among other things all because Tez felt extra no f_cks that day
@@stardust8797
You shouldn't feel about him losing a foot, he sacrificed that willingly.
Besides, he got a cool magical prosthetic out of it!
You know what you should bad about though? The parental favoritism Quetzalcoatl received afterwards at the expense of Tezcatlipoca.
@@ollin-tonatiuh6418 To be fair, look at what he did to Tlaloc.
He has this thing over fucking up and learning a lesson afterwards.
However neither daybit nor guda ever bothered to tell him to stop throwing away money.
He can stop eating corpses, not giving everyone within eyesight trials, nor using master's gift for profit but careless spending is where he draws the line.
Tez:What da dog doing ?
Fou: I'm gonna bust you up plumfum and I gonna wear your clothes
Tez: OH that's a beast
🤣
I understood that reference
When your company crashes so hard that a Beast who was just dissing you two days ago tries to comfort you
Tez's voice is so cool lol
Alright but Jesus Christ, Fou is a savage as usual. AND I SIMPLY ADORE IT.
"When it comes to bad taste, he's on par with Koyanskaya" like 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
My boi just wanna run a business why do they gonna do him like this😭
A scene that embodies "let him cook" well. Poor Tez
Seeing Fou being so talkative every now and then while others still recognize him as a Beast always spark something within me. Would we even be able to witness the full might of the Beast of Comparison someday in future. The Beast with other name known as Primate Murder, a Beast on par with ORT when it comes to the speed of killing humanity. Perhaps in FGO part 3, who knows.
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Oh Aristoteles(you worship your thing I worship mine) I just realized ORT can EAT Primate Murder
Considering that Arcuied considered Altrouge a threat more MONSTROUS (stronger in some translation) than CRIMSON MOON with her feats of just taming Fou you know he rlly is a force of nature and might be the strongest beast
@@stardust8797 Now that you're talking about it, Fou did not even appear during Novum Chaldea's rendezvous in the Mictlan Lostbelt. Nowhere to be seen. Koyanskaya of Light asked about the whereabouts of Fou since he's nowhere to be seen in the Storm Border, the Novum Chaldea's staff doesn't know any better either. Which made Koyanskaya to conclude that the beast Cath Palug isn't planning on getting involved with ORT (Chapter 7). The PHH beast is smart enough to not have any direct confrontation with the alien spider.
@@meremsolomon4744 agreed. Its most likely that ORT would be able to sense what Fou is and could make it an aim to absorb the Beast of Comparison, which would easily make ORT stronger, so that is why Fou went into hiding until it was all over.
I wonder if we gonna get something related to Fou in Ordeal Call, if the whole thing is about prove that we are in Human Order side we should not had a Beast around 🤔
I really like how this time a lot of valentine scenes are connected with each other
He retired and became chocolate seller.
0:38 Just like a RPG encounter
i used to hate pokemon because of this. can't get everywhere straight ahead.
I love Tezca so much
I'm sure that some of you that are familiar with his real life lore probably already know this, but either way, in the spirit of Saint Valentine's Day I have decided to talk about Tezcatlipoca's love life!
Yes, he has one.
*[WARNING: MASSIVE WALL OF TEXT BELOW!]*
Unlike his brothers the other 3 Tezcatlipocas, Tezca here not only has a lover but is also married.... married to 4 goddesses that is!
Yep, you heard me right, Tezca has *his own HAREM* (Low Rank Luck my ass).
The wives of Tezcatlipoca are: Xochiquetzal, Atlatonan, Xilonen and Huixtocihuatl.
Atlatonan's name means "Mother of The Waters" and she is the wife of Tezca we know the least about. In fact, we have so little information about her that we don't even know what she looks like.
No, I'm *NOT* shitting you right now, there exists zero iconography of her! No paintings of her in codices, no statues of her, no jewelry in her image, nothing!
What do know about her though, is that she is a water goddess of coasts and some diseases. She *MIGHT* also be a sister of the godess Chalchiuhtlicue, keyword "might".
Huixtocihuatl's name means "Lady Who Lives Near The Sea", she is the goddess of salt and salt water, and depending on the version (as mythology do) she is either the daughter of Tlaloc or one of his sisters. She lived in the Tlalocan (one of the 4 afterlifes in Mexica (Aztec) mythology, and the domain of Tlaloc and his sister Chalchiuhtlicue) but somehow she pissed off the Tlaloques (4 minor rain gods that are servants of Tlaloc), who then proceeded to chase her off and banished her from the Tlalocan. Thankfully however, it was not a complete tragedy, because when she was banished from paradise she *invented salt* and gifted it to humanity.
It is unknown if Tlaloc was okay with this banishment, because the myth doesn't mention him at all.
Xilonen's name means "Hairy One" (and before you say anything, no, it does *NOT* mean what you think it means, the name is a reference to maize silk) and she is the goddess of tender maize, she is also speculated to be an aspect of another maize goddess called "Chicomecoatl".
Xochiquetzal's name means "Precious Flower" and she is the godess of beauty, flowers, dances, arts and crafts, and of sexual desires. She is also the patron godess of painters, sculptors, silversmiths, weavers and prostitutes.
However, unlike the aformentioned wives of Tezca, Xochiquetzal actually plays a pretty important role in the creation myth.
Her first involvement is that one of her hair strands was used to create the first human woman.
And her second involvement is that she was the primary reason why one of the five Suns ended, the myth goes like this:
Tezcatlipoca himself chose Tlaloc to be the Rain/Fire Sun and everything seemed to be going well... until it wasn't. You see, for some reason Tlaloc seemed sad and he was just not having a good time, and Quetzalcoatl noticed this and sought to fix that issue; how you may ask? Well, Quetz thought that the best course of action was to make an *arranged marriage* between Tlaloc and Xochiquetzal, and to Quetz's credit it was indeed going well... until Tezca decided to fuck everyone over.
What did the funny "WOOOOOOOOH!!!" man do? Simple, he kidnapped Xochiquetzal and brought her to his dark domain, and that really upset Tlaloc. He was so upset in fact that he refused to make it rain bringing a great drought, eventually however, the Tlaloques asked Tlaloc to make it rain, and he responded with something along the lines of: "You want rain? Okay, go break the vases" (for context, rain is explained in the mythology as Tlaloc and his servants pouring water contained in vases from the clouds), and they did just that... finding the nasty surprise that what flowed from the broken vases was not water but instead literal fire which burned all of humanity alive in a rain of fire. After the apocalypse Tlaloc eventually stepped down as the Sun.
But Xochiquetzal's role doesn't end just yet. You see Tezca actually challenged anyone that was brave enough to try to rescue her (no, I'm not shitting you, he actually did that), and Tlaloc did eventually go to rescue her; and surprisingly, Tezca actually gave up Xochiquetzal completely peacefully with no fighting requiered... he did however put a ban on Xochiquetzal, declaring that the goddess was forbidden from ever walking on the Earth.
And eventually, Tlaloc and Xochiquetzal got a divorce and the former ended up marrying his own sister Chalchiuhtlicue.
It is unknown what Quetzalcoatl's opinion of the whole incident is, though I imagine he probably wasn't happy with Tezca.
Now here's the thing, how do we know that these 4 goddesses eventually married Tezca? Simple, the answer lies in the Toxcatl ritual.
Every year a slave boy would be chosen by the Mexicas (Aztecs) to be the "Ixiptla" of Tezcatlipoca (they were basically Tezca in human flesh) and at the end of the year they would be sacrificed and a new slave boy would be chosen as the next Ixiptla (Izcalli himself is the Ixiptla of Tezcatlipoca during Lostbelt 7, as everyone here already knows). But what's relevant here is the fact that 20 days before the Ixiptla was sacrificed he was actually *forced to marry* 4 young maidens that were serving as the Ixiptlas of 4 goddesses... guess who those 4 goddesses were... that's right! They were Xochiquetzal, Atlatonan, Xilonen and Huixtocihuatl!
And when the time came to sacrifice the Ixiptla of Tezca, the other 4 Ixiptlas were suprisignly *NOT* sacrificed and instead let free.
So while we don't have any actual myths describing how Tezcatlipoca managed to win their hearts, the Toxcatl ritual *CONFIRMS* that he did in fact managed to make these 4 goddesses fall in love *AND* marry him.
Yes, even Xochiquetzal, the goddess he kidnapped and banished from Earth ultimately felled for him too (for your information, it's never actually confirmed if Tezca ended up lifting the ban he put on Xochiquetzal or not. And also, the banishment of Huixtocihuatl happened many, many years after the end of the Rain/Fire Sun, and after the kidnapping of Xochiquetzal).
Thank you guys for coming to my TED-Talk!
And before you say anything, no.
While it was indeed tradition for the Ixiptlas of Tezcatlipoca to be married to 4 young maidens, Izcalli did not in fact get his own harem.
i don't understand one thing, why tezca kidnapped Xochiquetzal?
@@HerMi.T
We can only speculate, but the most likely reason was that Tezcatlipoca knew that kidnapping Xochiquetzal would get Tlaloc upset, which would eventually result in him killing all of humanity.
Tezca is the destroyer and the end of cycles, the end of each of the 4 previous Suns all ultimately trace back to him.
It hasn't even happend yet, but the Mexicas (Aztecs) came up with a prophecy that says that the Fifth Sun, our Sun, our current era, will end when Tezcatlipoca himself steals the Sun, then the Tzizimime will descend from the sky and devour all of humanity, and then finally the world itself will be destroyed by an earthquake.
So he probably thought that it was time for the humanity of that era to die.
THANK YOU :D
Well thank you tepeu
1:14 Fou is best pet, his going to trow hands if anything happens to us
I like how Guda and Fou just casually a homies lel
Tez: So what ks that weird smooth looking chocolate you got there?
Fujimaru: oh this is chocolate that kuku made.
Tez: so after all of that she only make this one small chocolate.
Fujimaru: look i never recommend this but you could do a little revenge.
Tez: how so?
Fujimaru: you could eat her chocolate here and now she probably think that you stole it from me.
Tez: you know what you right as much i hate to eat her cooking this will be the greastest thing that happen to me during valen-
*2 hours later*
Fujimaru: So how is he?
Nightingale: Master his blood sugar is on the roof what did you feed him?
NO YOU MONSTER ....take my like
I love this so much.
An intergalactic chocolate that in exchange of not eating it acts as an object that can bend space.also about 10 million tones of chocolate.
I love the reactions that certain servants have to Chocolate and how much different it is now compared to how it was originally(when only they had access to it) even if its a small nod.
I've grown to really love Tez(despite the art which has grown on me)
Fujimaru:wait you can understand him?
Tez:well yeah. For one thing im a animal person,being the god of well,no shit. ...that and given merlins antics,i couldn't be cought dead recognizing him.
Fou:*middle paw*
Tez:...real smooth fou. Real funny.
Honestly I'm so glad I got him, he is indeed chill
This is truly a WOOOOOOOO moment. Pour one for our buddy Tez.
DAMN! THAT WAS FAST! Tezca built it all up with his money and effort in the short time he had it and it was about to dominate the market then Kuku made it go POOF; making Tezca bankrupt and he has a Beast, one of the enemies that his job was supposed to put down, taking pity on him. In this occasion, he really is the embodiment of SOL.
No wonder Daybit let this bugger do his own thing. Tez seems to have a knack for getting knocked out of the sky by a birdbrain when he’s on the verge of victory. Guy’s a time bomb with EX business sense, but E- finance management and luk.
Nah I think it's just purely bad luck here.
Apparently his character profile says that his luck gets worse the more he pours geniune love into something he does for someone else.
And he did a good job with his Deino Heart Cartel back in Lostbelt 7 anyway.
Tezcatlipoca my love for something I have you in np 5
Fou-Chan best wingman-- err... beast!
Kukulkan, he didn't do anything bad to you 😑...
Man I wish FGO allowed us to drink alcohol with our servants. It feels weird that the Protag isn't considered at least to be the age of 20 considering the fact that the game has gone past 7 years in canon (and irl).
They wave it off saying that they don't know how much time has passed for the normal world, but yeah it's obviously bullshit, i agree. Gotta keep it relatable for the
Rather than cannot it will be better if Ritsuka simply doesn't like alcohol. Heck they can give many reason like not wanting to forget the pain of this journey for even a moment because the pain itself is what we fight for
"in canon"
The story of FGO hasn't actually lasted that much time, at least in Part 2. According of Tunguska Sanctuary, it has only been a year since the beginning of Part 2. And that is not accounting how the bleached Earth makes the passage of time irrelevant.
Actually only 3 years on the story.
@@cracuss31n52 I remember someone who has a lot more lore knowledge than I do claiming it's due to the bad experience they had drinking in Okeanos, idk if that's true or not
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
No Woo :(
Certified aztec mythology Classic
Dang, Kuku, I like you and all, but this was not very WOOOOOO of your part 😓
Fou confirmed Grand tier
So it's a continued storyline to Kuku poor Tez 😭🤣
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This has 69 likes please let it stay that way
Edit: damit
Payback, he's notorious for being cruel just for the shit and giggles.
@@Darrimus he is not cruel just for shit and giggles, man. he is the judgement god which judge beings according to his rule and their personality, etc. in fact, he would kill himself if he mistakenly didn't follow his own rule.
@@Darrimus Nah, he didn't do all that for shit and giggles.
According to his profile, he did it because it was his duties and responsibilities. He also has a principle that "struggle is necessary for humanity's development."
In fact, King Hassan respect Tez's belief in killing and agree with it.
Don't forget, Tez is not the worst. All Mesoamerican gods are described as gods of death. Sometimes people think Tez is evil just because Kuku is good. But this is a misconception, Kuku might represent "good," but she is not always a good and can be crueler than any god.
Of course, if you are talking about the actual myth, then I agree that Tezcatlipoca deserve it. But to be fair, all gods in Aztec and Mayan are horrible. Or in general.
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"But to be fair, all gods in Aztec and Maya are horrible"
Now that's just a straight up lie, the are many gods that are not trouble makers and have made very few mistakes like Tepeu Chantico and Huixtocihuatl.
Not everyone god across the world is a Greek god, some actually have better shit to do than ruin people's life because they're feelings were hurt.
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"All Mesoamerican gods are described as gods of death"
Where did you get that idea?
Tetz bro, tlaloc give us preseng
Poor tez
I felt so bad for him..kuku went so far...
(Can you please do ruler Moriarty next?..haven't seen any translation of his scene yet)
Did... did a RPG random encounter music just play?
Zhongli🤝Tezcatlipoca
Moneyless gods team
Childe🤝Daybit
Human wallets team
Wrong comparison tez is literally the one that is giving daybit what he needs and he only went bankrupt because of Kukulkan I am pretty sure he will get back that money
Tezcatlipoca went bankrupt because he was sabotaged.
Zhongli has no money because he is an idiot.
They are not the same.
my dude tezca literally run mafia cartel with the deino poaching. he knows how to make money unlike zhongli. it's just when he makes money,pesky unnaccounted variables like kuku or mc happens. it's not that he doesn't know how to make money, it's that when he thought he's succeeding someone crashed his party.
Surprised there's a reference to the traditional drink, pulque in this game.
Damm those siblings dosen't get along
Love you translation as aslways thankyuu neo!
can you translate roland and charliemagnes valentine scene aswell? hehe
Can I make a request 🥺👉👈, can you do James (Ruler) Valentine next pleaseee??
How are not adults, we really just got teenagers traveling to a facility in Antarctica like it’s nothing although the MC might just be 2or1 years shy of the drinking age.
Ffs Veni you can't just steal someone's entire factory like that
Just so messed up ur luck can be to be pitted by a beast of humanity taht also the one who is Gaia's Children
Kinda sad I missed his banner
What’s the ost on 1:01
0:46 Did you guys forget to translate the line above the text box?
I think its just saying "nekoman?!" Calliig Tez an oversized cat
Ohh. It's supposed to be a play on jaguar man. Given Tez's sprite. Just a large cat man just suddenly appearing to run your fade XD
4:17 Name of the Soundtrack?
Eeeee súper bunyan pls ?
What does it say in 0:47
Neko-Man
Idk why I find this is so f*cking funny
On another note... There's no way we're not old enough to drink. We deserve it after all the shit we've been through