The Fart Song (Sitting in Class) Lyric Video

funny song for you maybe
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sitting in class
squirming in my seat
Ms. Quimby said,
"Who knows the answer?"
NOT ME!
my mouth was closed
but my butt had thoughts
shut up, butt-face
uh-oh, too late...
dude, I gotta fart!
I can't keep it in
dude, I gotta fart!
nobody breathe
Andrew said, "Yo, was that you, dog?"
Ava said, "Ew, gross!"
then all the kids ran for their lives
Ms. Quimby, she dropped dead
dude, I gotta fart!
I can't keep it in
dude, I gotta fart!
nobody breathe
they had to build a new school
the old one smelled too bad
I feel so bad about Ms. Quimby
but all the kids think I'm the bomb
they call me "air biscuit"
not silent, totally deadly
that's me...
duuuude, I totally farted