Kim Kardashian's Painting Prodigy, Britney Spears, Jamaican Weed Shortage | DESUS & MERO | SHOWTIME

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  • Опубліковано 12 жов 2024
  • A new Britney Spears documentary, Future wears Birkenstocks made of Birkin bags, Kim Kardashian shows off North West's work of art, and Jamaica is in the middle of a marijuana shortage.
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    DESUS & MERO, the Bronx’s very own, reconnected online in the early days of Twitter, where they unleashed their potent personalities and found themselves kindred spirits. That led to stints on Complex and MTV, the Bodega Boys podcast, and a daily late-night show on Viceland, developing a feverish following. The quick-witted duo brings a distinct voice to late night, delivering smart and comedic commentary on any and all topics, that keeps audiences buzzing. DESUS & MERO continue to host their Bodega Boys podcast.

КОМЕНТАРІ • 201

  • @jayglamx3
    @jayglamx3 3 роки тому +104

    "Look at how the T touches the H and the smiley face is a bit askew. It was a cry for help and we never even saw it" has me CRYING 😭😭😭

  • @TharaGuillory
    @TharaGuillory 3 роки тому +199

    Futures baby mamas gonna see those shoes and go to the judge for more child support

    • @kongming66
      @kongming66 3 роки тому +20

      Facts, there's not even a joke in there. Homie must have some kind of issue in his head he's working thru, you gotta be some type of extra stupid, arrogant or crazy to throw this flex out there when you JUST had your finances brought up in court

    • @belindaskinner7990
      @belindaskinner7990 3 роки тому +6

      Yesssss I was wondering what was he thinking?? Oh yeah your honor these were a gift. Dumb ass you could of invested that money for the future!!!
      No pun intended😂😁😁
      P.s. Your name is beautiful☺

  • @SCSilk
    @SCSilk 3 роки тому +112

    Desus should turn his shoe display to flip flops for April fools day. It’s on a Thursday!

    • @silascrawford6377
      @silascrawford6377 3 роки тому +14

      Flip flops or black Air Force Ones

    • @brotherdandy
      @brotherdandy 3 роки тому +6

      You’re thinking ahead. I like your thinking.

    • @yasuke9317
      @yasuke9317 3 роки тому +5

      I want to see the Hat collection.

  • @switchhandissomebody
    @switchhandissomebody 3 роки тому +31

    "As a Dominican man, I would wear these in my everyday life, like THAT, with socks." LMFAO!!!

  • @matrix2030x
    @matrix2030x 3 роки тому +131

    he wearing 40,000 dollars sandals but told the child support judge he only makes 30,000 a month 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mecube9148
      @mecube9148 3 роки тому +2

      There's 40K sandals?

    • @matrix2030x
      @matrix2030x 3 роки тому +4

      @@mecube9148 yea they showed them on the video

    • @mecube9148
      @mecube9148 3 роки тому

      @@matrix2030x lol yes thanks

    • @OmegaShenronDragon
      @OmegaShenronDragon 3 роки тому +7

      Starving people out here but 40k sandals right? I'm not even starving but I feel a way about that

    • @Camibug
      @Camibug 3 роки тому

      @@mecube9148 I need some of what you’re smoking lmao

  • @LowercaseKev
    @LowercaseKev 3 роки тому +42

    When I saw the title, I thought Kim Kardashian had made a painting of Prodigy(R.I.P. 1/2 of Mobb Deep) 🤣🤣

  • @EliseHester
    @EliseHester 3 роки тому +77

    All the calabasas kids are on tik tok showing off the exact same painting. They do it in art class and the teacher breaks it down step by step so it’s real easy. Plus it’s a landscape

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 роки тому +3

      Painting is a technology
      Most people can be taught to do a painting like that but also she's v young and seems naturally good at it

    • @peachesandpoets
      @peachesandpoets 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @qtbduo
    @qtbduo 3 роки тому +118

    "he's toxic in relationships and in dressing"

  • @MsMassiel11
    @MsMassiel11 3 роки тому +40

    The brand is everything. #FREEBRITNEY

  • @Keithnicity
    @Keithnicity 3 роки тому +34

    “Are we subscribing to his Onlyfans for feet pics?!?” ~ The Legend Mero 😂😂

  • @antlava8704
    @antlava8704 3 роки тому +55

    "I got an original North West" can't front that sound fire lol

  • @damiankokaan6445
    @damiankokaan6445 3 роки тому +161

    The brand is inevitable

  • @mattl.9149
    @mattl.9149 3 роки тому +15

    "Water A, Water B, allegedly..." 😂

  • @blazedxjan
    @blazedxjan 3 роки тому +11

    "those are not children; those are scents" LMAOO Im dead

  • @cameronrobson6433
    @cameronrobson6433 3 роки тому +79

    Coming from a painter- thats totally something a kid could paint. A couple sponges and a fan brush and you're Bob Ross.

    • @montblancnoland4034
      @montblancnoland4034 3 роки тому

      Really ? Dam

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 3 роки тому

      I thought it was paint by numbers.

    • @Neenerella333
      @Neenerella333 3 роки тому +6

      @@montblancnoland4034 As a painter who grew up with the old German guy that came before Bob Ross, I still love those shows, but they're very easy techniques. The tools do most of the work.

    • @stocksxbondage
      @stocksxbondage 3 роки тому +5

      @@meurglys “wet on wet approach” got my mind all in the gutter, but I agree. With guidance anybody can do this. Just have to be taught a few painting tricks and you look like a pro to most people.

  • @lefrerehill2012
    @lefrerehill2012 3 роки тому +14

    Mero getting robbed if he walk around Jersey in a pair of $48k sandals 😂😂

  • @Isvvx
    @Isvvx 3 роки тому +10

    Imagine Donny T pulling up in the FEMA jet & this time instead of throwing paper towels at Puerto Rican’s, he was tossing loud packs to all yard man dem 😂

  • @x406mamiix2
    @x406mamiix2 3 роки тому +18

    Lmao 😂 These Two Are So Underrated!! People Needa Stop Sleepin On Em.

    • @juliosalas2212
      @juliosalas2212 3 роки тому +1

      Facts

    • @ye23.
      @ye23. 3 роки тому

      They not underrated at all. They were underrated when they were on complex getting 10,000 views and mero was responding to haters in the youtube comments lol. Thats when I discovered them. Its crazy how far they’ve come

    • @x406mamiix2
      @x406mamiix2 3 роки тому +1

      @@ye23. That's When I First Started Watching These Foos Too, On Desus vs Mero.. Shiit They Was Way Underrated Back Then, n They Still Underrated Now! 🙄 These Two Should Be Getting Millions of Views Even On These UA-cam Clips.

  • @shaianalbert9934
    @shaianalbert9934 3 роки тому +26

    Hello Desus and Mero, Please do a segment on the Crisis ongoing in Trinidad and Tobago🇹🇹. Our Women and girls are being murdered. Please help us shed light on this issue 😭😭😭💔

  • @stephenwhite9522
    @stephenwhite9522 3 роки тому +12

    I love the irony of the caption showing "vain" instead of "vein."

  • @juneytoolooney2165
    @juneytoolooney2165 3 роки тому +10

    WHERE IS MR. MEATS?
    WHERE IS MR. MEATS?
    WHERE IS...... WAIT WTF AM I DOING?

  • @Melaninenmtns
    @Melaninenmtns 3 роки тому +3

    I was today years old when I looked at the lyrics to “This Woman’s Work”. The brand educates 📝

  • @inaj27
    @inaj27 3 роки тому +4

    Lmao 😂 “and it’s not finger painting 🖼,... oh shit”

  • @_darkseid_4490
    @_darkseid_4490 3 роки тому +11

    "Look at the lilacs" - Mero

  • @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e
    @ViraL_FootprinT.ex.e 3 роки тому +38

    That painting joint reminded me of this 6 year old kid I saw at a festival doing some powerful ass spoken word poetry. Besides spoken word being just wack aF anyway, nobody believed that homeboy did that isht himself. Kid's momz was living vicariously through him and ghostwriting his stuff b 🤦🏾‍♂️. That shit be happening all the time.

    • @jbaby8255
      @jbaby8255 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @mobileusermobileuser981
      @mobileusermobileuser981 3 роки тому +13

      "During recess they try to keep us distracted on the play ground playing, when we should be on the ground, praying"

    • @divinitylitty2630
      @divinitylitty2630 3 роки тому

      @@mobileusermobileuser981 LMAOOO PLS

  • @jaidenjn
    @jaidenjn 3 роки тому +5

    They went all in with the Future roast hahaha

  • @MsGG623
    @MsGG623 3 роки тому +2

    Mero with so much joy in his voice, “They sell bushels of weed?” 😂

  • @tedztlee
    @tedztlee 3 роки тому +4

    desus said antique road show got me dying hhaha

  • @MsJai_1
    @MsJai_1 3 роки тому +4

    While the president of Jamaica...Shaggy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @freelikeyve
    @freelikeyve 3 роки тому

    1:02 LMFAOOOOOO “hmrrrrr but it’s more like a HMM” ☠️

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 3 роки тому +24

    Desus is right tho. Jamaican's don't really fw cannabis like that. I'm from a family of Jamaicans and I'm the only one who smokes

    • @Justanadmin
      @Justanadmin 3 роки тому +1

      Bruh I feel the same way and my mother is Kittian

    • @torieliz
      @torieliz 3 роки тому +2

      My uncle smokes but that's because he is Rastafarian. The rest of my family. It's a no.

    • @galedribble9535
      @galedribble9535 3 роки тому +4

      It’s like that in Netherlands also from what I hear. Mostly tourists who drive the industry out there

    • @CryptidCookieBaker
      @CryptidCookieBaker 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly because everyone just labels jamaicans as a bunch of weed smokers when in reality its a stereotype. Rastafarians arent a bunch of stoners who just get high for fun. Its a religion and its a part of their culture but of course the media just knocks it down to “Haha stupid stoners”

  • @darrinnoble
    @darrinnoble 3 роки тому +14

    It would be like coming to Colorado and not finding a pot store on every other street corner.

  • @joseguerrero6050
    @joseguerrero6050 3 роки тому +32

    Future's next song will be about how he got with my girl in some Birkin sandals.

  • @theHOYTmonger
    @theHOYTmonger 3 роки тому +1

    Im so happy all of you are back missed you so much

  • @freelikeyve
    @freelikeyve 3 роки тому +1

    4:29 LMFAOOOOOOO “ohhh I’m a baby again”

  • @MehIgotnothing
    @MehIgotnothing 3 роки тому

    That bit on Big Bird's cousins had me in tears. I lost it at the Michael Anthony bird. 😂

  • @carlfiggs221
    @carlfiggs221 3 роки тому +8

    That was paint by numbers

  • @brotherdandy
    @brotherdandy 3 роки тому +11

    Toxic in relationships and life. Yooo😂

  • @IslyneJL
    @IslyneJL 2 роки тому

    When Mero said woiiii, I died!! Lol 🤣

  • @Jay41
    @Jay41 3 роки тому

    I'm glad Desus corrected himself...that is a Kate Bush song thank you! LOL

  • @TheMacbagito
    @TheMacbagito 3 роки тому +11

    ummm ...the Kardashians have their entire life documented on video and North managed to do this painting in secret ...please where is the video????

    • @ye23.
      @ye23. 3 роки тому

      She is Kanyes kid I believe she painted it. Her dad was a really talented artist before getting into music. His artwork from his childhood was actually shown on antiques roadshow

  • @jaymac7349
    @jaymac7349 3 роки тому +1

    That Maxwell note tho... 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Clipstowatchyoutube
    @Clipstowatchyoutube 3 роки тому +8

    mero y those sandles look lik Dominican sandles lol

  • @traindiesel7005
    @traindiesel7005 3 роки тому +8

    shaggy heard you makin it hot and said it wasn't him

  • @4biz
    @4biz 3 роки тому +3

    haha love the bodega boys

  • @7ouReal5u5pect
    @7ouReal5u5pect 3 роки тому

    Only place in the world you can say "fvck them kids" and its understood in and out of context 😭😭🤣🤣😂😂

  • @justgigi9545
    @justgigi9545 3 роки тому +23

    Kim really out here expecting us to believe her kid painted that.. kim.. KIM. Stop taking your husband's medication 😤😤😤

  • @heyitsmezzie841
    @heyitsmezzie841 3 роки тому +20

    rich kids speak 3 languages and can play vivaldi by the time they're 7.. a different world entirely...ughh to be rich with resources.. 😭

  • @jeandakaud4286
    @jeandakaud4286 3 роки тому +2

    The malcolm and marie referrence was too real

  • @andysanchez9651
    @andysanchez9651 3 роки тому +1

    SHOUT OUT FROM FRESNO CALIFORNIA 559 BABY .......!!!!! BRAND IS STRONG

  • @krazyman29
    @krazyman29 3 роки тому +7

    Peep the beard dye, 🙌🏽

    • @SCSilk
      @SCSilk 3 роки тому +2

      I kept staring at it wondering what was different.

  • @jordachejordan90
    @jordachejordan90 3 роки тому +15

    Shid that Trump Impeachment might be the most depressing thing on tv when he get off scott free and start doing the 'not the father' Maury dance rt outside the Capitol steps.

  • @newb387
    @newb387 3 роки тому

    People are smoking all the weed. lol... Even the Jamaicans are feel the shortage! LMFAO!!!!

  • @itscalleddesign9940
    @itscalleddesign9940 3 роки тому

    Mero is truly reaching new levels of internal reflection enlightenment thinking about those sandals...

  • @chloetry206
    @chloetry206 3 роки тому +1

    Speaking of songs for weird occasions. They played “I’m coming out” at my gay sisters funeral. I think it was supposed to be celebratory but now that song makes me sad. Haha. anyway love you guys. Keep hope alive.

  • @Kbanz198
    @Kbanz198 3 роки тому +1

    The signature was a stylistic choice duuh😂

  • @trudiva8089
    @trudiva8089 3 роки тому

    Me and My Bitch is classic...lol

  • @apatternedhorizon
    @apatternedhorizon 3 роки тому +5

    Look at the lilacs

  • @vaughnalexander32
    @vaughnalexander32 3 роки тому +24

    Who's the one dislike from? Either trump or stevie b

    • @HannahG93
      @HannahG93 3 роки тому +6

      Probably North West being salty.

    • @Justanadmin
      @Justanadmin 3 роки тому +1

      @@HannahG93 What’s a 7 year old doing on the other side of YT watching Boney Goats 🤣

  • @nellyngtonlovecloud
    @nellyngtonlovecloud 3 роки тому +6

    those kids names are graffiti tags

  • @hopejackson1319
    @hopejackson1319 3 роки тому

    The Brand is Strong! Happy Yerrrsday!!!

  • @squid_fish
    @squid_fish 3 роки тому +2

    Airdrop some Humboldt to the boys in Trenchtown 🤪

  • @Rocioslane
    @Rocioslane 3 роки тому

    Haha I mean I’m sure North has a professional teaching her. I will point out that my own signature is straight trash, but I can definitely draw 😂

  • @sir_ra
    @sir_ra 3 роки тому +30

    Naw North ain’t do that shit son

    • @Isaiah42069
      @Isaiah42069 3 роки тому

      despite your abortion of a sentence.. you are right.

    • @sir_ra
      @sir_ra 3 роки тому +26

      @@Isaiah42069 Proper sentence structure and punctuation were not paramount for such a comment. Yet, the statement was declarative enough for understanding to be indubitable.
      You knew exactly wtf I meant, right? Get some rest lol.

    • @nmoomoo
      @nmoomoo 3 роки тому +3

      But who cares? Kim’s just being a normal mom being super proud of her baby.

    • @hazelbasil6451
      @hazelbasil6451 3 роки тому +1

      @@sir_ra LMFAO!

  • @FDT222
    @FDT222 3 роки тому +4

    All jokes aside from the opening bit, it's a sad watch but go watch the Britney doc. #freebritney

  • @finnwindu
    @finnwindu 3 роки тому

    this show should have never left youtube meng 👾👾👾👾👾

  • @SuperToocool4skool
    @SuperToocool4skool 3 роки тому +2

    Kim did say it took north several weeks to do that painting so maybe she did do it🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @nathandmello7304
    @nathandmello7304 3 роки тому +2

    Thomas kinkade 😭

  • @nettabeatty950
    @nettabeatty950 2 роки тому

    I love the love song desus suggest, me and my b**tch by Biggie...now If that a classic moment from these guys 😅

  • @prodbycha
    @prodbycha 3 роки тому +2

    look at the lilacs 💀

  • @chingon784
    @chingon784 3 роки тому

    Michael Anthony back at it again

  • @nataliogonzalez306
    @nataliogonzalez306 3 роки тому +15

    Please tell me Desus doesn’t smoke out his nose 🤦‍♂️

  • @jscuddz89
    @jscuddz89 3 роки тому

    Shout out from Madison Wisconsin!!!

  • @shiwooify
    @shiwooify 3 роки тому

    the cc though "In the same vain" ? I want those pink sneakers!

  • @Max25670
    @Max25670 3 роки тому

    Birkenstocks gang gang 😤

  • @hopejackson1319
    @hopejackson1319 3 роки тому +2

    Birkenstock looking real expensive for why??? Just the flex

  • @KingKilla7245
    @KingKilla7245 3 роки тому

    I dont think people understand how easy "bob ross" type landscape painting can be especially when your parents get you in a 1 on 1 class...

  • @dutchesswb
    @dutchesswb 3 роки тому +2

    But no bullshit they need to be in the uno movie 😆😆

  • @ceebeeelem
    @ceebeeelem 3 роки тому

    everyone should watch Framing Britney
    it goes by quick
    on hulu. should b required viewing

  • @PTSDeeD212
    @PTSDeeD212 3 роки тому

    Future said fuck the WHOLE jungle

  • @K1NGJAM3S2o3
    @K1NGJAM3S2o3 3 роки тому

    Lol hilarious

  • @musicalmelodies3595
    @musicalmelodies3595 3 роки тому

    Random question aaaaand probably got answered on another video but is Mero half Haitian? He always reps the flag as well as the Dominican 🇩🇴

  • @nosaj666
    @nosaj666 3 роки тому +4

    Yerrrsday

  • @DsCompilations
    @DsCompilations 3 роки тому

    Sing Hive sing! 🎶

  • @OGGO721
    @OGGO721 3 роки тому +1

    Anyone else think this was better on Vice?

  • @waterfallss
    @waterfallss 3 роки тому

    @3:29 future hurry up and respond 😆

  • @PotTVNetwork
    @PotTVNetwork 3 роки тому

    No more prison for pot.

  • @natedog2533
    @natedog2533 3 роки тому +2

    Yeah she didn't draw that lol

  • @akeyah921
    @akeyah921 3 роки тому +6

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeer

  • @amrny0120
    @amrny0120 3 роки тому

    Hilarious 😂

  • @greenman394
    @greenman394 3 роки тому

    “Me and My Bitch” also had a sad ending

  • @candigirrl003
    @candigirrl003 3 роки тому

    love and weed tenderness, lol,

  • @nocoolkidsallowed8787
    @nocoolkidsallowed8787 3 роки тому +2

    Future in the misogynist chat showin feet!

  • @sarah-qz5oh
    @sarah-qz5oh 3 роки тому

    😤 yeah he’s definitely puffin

  • @Machetekills31
    @Machetekills31 3 роки тому

    Smoke a bowl 😤😤😤😤🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @AllureKeys
    @AllureKeys 3 роки тому

    I woonder if those Jordan x Dior 1's behind Mero are real?

  • @anthonynyantakyi8549
    @anthonynyantakyi8549 3 роки тому

    That’s a Bob North painting

  • @JanellFrazier
    @JanellFrazier 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Virtualcritic111
    @Virtualcritic111 3 роки тому

    north clearly is a student of bob ross

  • @sanriochica333
    @sanriochica333 3 роки тому +4

    A 7 year old could totally paint that pic tbh. Google can pull up similar pics by kids