I unlocked DARK MATTER ULTRA because its all I know

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  • @AutiSam._.
    @AutiSam._. 3 роки тому +255

    "absolutely blew her back out" good choice of words dysmo

    • @tshiamomonnakgotla
      @tshiamomonnakgotla 3 роки тому +11

      I was ready to comment this😂😂

    • @crimson_days7668
      @crimson_days7668 3 роки тому +4

      timestamp?

    • @AutiSam._.
      @AutiSam._. 3 роки тому +5

      @Crimson_Days
      7:10

    • @freetobe5218
      @freetobe5218 2 роки тому +1

      I love how the editor knew how inherently sus it was, and they cut it just as he finished

    • @burlyzulu
      @burlyzulu Рік тому +1

      @@freetobe5218"as he finished"

  • @oooooooh8728
    @oooooooh8728 3 роки тому +120

    Dysmo back with another camo grind, keep it up man

  • @Tmal
    @Tmal 3 роки тому +378

    Thank you for pulling up a chair for me, appreciate you

    • @christianosanjo
      @christianosanjo 3 роки тому +2

      Yessir

    • @bwilliamsadhd
      @bwilliamsadhd 3 роки тому +2

      Finally after years he pulls up a chair so we can rest our feet😂😭

    • @astronaut9322
      @astronaut9322 3 роки тому +2

      Where is the sai vid 🙂

    • @darthmaul8374
      @darthmaul8374 3 роки тому +1

      More people should do that

    • @Onlybross
      @Onlybross 3 роки тому +2

      I couldn’t play call of duty for four days straight because my Internet wasn’t working my mom’s TV didn’t work nothing worse than my house

  • @dogbanxtreme8339
    @dogbanxtreme8339 3 роки тому +156

    Dysmo put a chair for all of us, hes is very nice

  • @ACMusic7
    @ACMusic7 3 роки тому +45

    Dysmo completely omitted chrome tiger from ww2 from his mind 😂

  • @N3rdGamerProductions
    @N3rdGamerProductions 3 роки тому +6

    I’m enjoying these last Cold War Dysmo videos as much as possible, because I love Cold War and will miss daily Cold War video uploads from you :(. It was a great era for me of dysmo

  • @timtim3736
    @timtim3736 3 роки тому +9

    You brought back some good memories from my childhood when you brought that chair in. Taking turns playing the game with your best friend. Magical 🌟 thank you Dysmo 🥰

  • @qrtzz7413
    @qrtzz7413 3 роки тому +13

    love you Dizzy keep doing what ur doing much love💯

  • @speedyfly2458
    @speedyfly2458 3 роки тому +19

    All dysmo intros are always lit and funny 😂

  • @reubenwade6554
    @reubenwade6554 3 роки тому +21

    Yo dysmo love the content man I can’t wait to see how to react when vanguard is dropped

  • @zingez7768
    @zingez7768 3 роки тому +35

    he is consistently good at torturing himself:)

  • @towel9317
    @towel9317 3 роки тому +9

    Hey dysmo ik you won’t see this but I have been grinding ww2 and watching your vids over and over again so thanks 🙏

  • @crimsonoctane
    @crimsonoctane 3 роки тому +1

    the hell is that sound cut lol im dying XD
    2:50

  • @randomproductions8321
    @randomproductions8321 3 роки тому +5

    Love the camo grinds!

  • @rell2461
    @rell2461 3 роки тому +5

    It's always good seeing dysmo camo grinding bro

  • @Zero-kl3yt
    @Zero-kl3yt 3 роки тому +3

    Love the vids dawg!

  • @romeeg9704
    @romeeg9704 3 роки тому +1

    Love your context dysmo keep grinding

  • @nzBoof
    @nzBoof 3 роки тому

    It's nice to see my favorite UA-camrs still trying have fun playing Cod. I quit cod for Mortal Kombat 11.

  • @speedyfly2458
    @speedyfly2458 3 роки тому +2

    Congratulations bro and keep up with the great work bro 💯

  • @zsgxx9736
    @zsgxx9736 3 роки тому +4

    Dysmo grinding camos is my fav thing right now😁

  • @morehouse98
    @morehouse98 3 роки тому +1

    7:14 Lmao
    "*absolutely blew her back ou-*"

  • @BoSaGuy
    @BoSaGuy 3 роки тому +2

    Dysmo: You guys know this(his boredom regarding COD)
    Me:
    Dysmo: I know you… guys
    Me: **creepy levels over 9000**

  • @peezyduh44
    @peezyduh44 3 роки тому +1

    Nice to see dysmo upload

  • @austinlokken9165
    @austinlokken9165 3 роки тому

    Yea I'm pumped for Vanguard too. Been rocking Far Cry 6 since it came out, great fun. AP ammo on any gun in that game is so OP.

  • @christopherwilliams1025
    @christopherwilliams1025 3 роки тому +1

    My days been shitty your upload has made it so much better

    • @Dysmo
      @Dysmo  3 роки тому +1

      hope your day gets better man

  • @alexleon04
    @alexleon04 3 роки тому +1

    Let’s gooo another dysmo video

  • @stfinalwrath
    @stfinalwrath 3 роки тому

    That laugh at the end of that loss was so friggin genuine. Take it easy brother and take care of your mental health, cause cod will drive you mad these days.

  • @Areszvt
    @Areszvt 3 роки тому +2

    Literally one of the few cod content creators that isn’t annoying, I really enjoy your content.

  • @ianherring4435
    @ianherring4435 3 роки тому +1

    I love all your vids man exited for the vanguard grind!

  • @yvngspectre6187
    @yvngspectre6187 3 роки тому +1

    Let’s go Dysmo uploaded

  • @arbripeka7836
    @arbripeka7836 3 роки тому

    noice,been waiting for sum juicy content!

  • @CroixPHare
    @CroixPHare 3 роки тому +2

    Hey Dysmo!! I know you’re trying to make content to put out before Vanguard, so have you thought about playing Insurgency Sandstorm? Just a suggestion! I know you switch it up from time to time with game genres and such but maybe you would have some fun trying that game out! Much love Dys! ❤️

  • @elhuesooss1785
    @elhuesooss1785 3 роки тому

    Man I love the vibe u give off I haven’t even seen the video but I bet is awesome like always

  • @zayuhhthagxdd6527
    @zayuhhthagxdd6527 3 роки тому

    dysmo i remember u were small in bo3 glad to see him big now🐐

  • @Teihman
    @Teihman 3 роки тому

    6:58 You spin me right round like a record baby - nice detail

  • @thatfish1209
    @thatfish1209 3 роки тому

    That’s smile at the end warms hearts fr

  • @StarDustDante
    @StarDustDante 3 роки тому +2

    you are the best dysmo

  • @raulz1lla
    @raulz1lla 3 роки тому

    5:37 onward was pretty wholesome

  • @TrinityInMe_3
    @TrinityInMe_3 3 роки тому

    I can top that. Few years ago I bought a car, not any car, 1 of roughly 7000 made, an HHR SS. I loved my LT, so I got an SS. The manual shifter cables broke, but everything for it is discontinued. After a 5 month fight with GM we got the cables. The roll pins were rusted stuck so the car sat for 2 years prior to receiving the cables. After a few weeks I finally got the roll pins out, and changed the cables and levers. Car started right up, twice. I stalled it on our car lift forgetting how a manual works. Since stalling all I got was a starter click. Ok so I go buy a starter, and the one we thought failed actually still worked when bench tested. You with me? Great. So I swapped in the old and new starter a few times, same result. All the while taking apart the electrical several times to ensure I didn't miss anything or ruin anything. Cleaned up some wires from corrosion, ok still following? Then only one fuse relay was clicking, and my boost gauge was acting up. I put a code reader on it, wouldn't turn on. Turned on before, weird. Found the issue, fixed it. Put the reader on the car, lost communication with the computer. Had to go over everything electrical again. Fixed the communication error, but still no codes. Everything has lights but no action. No click, no crank, no start. I'm pretty sure I topped your set up losing power, gg though

  • @danielskinner6939
    @danielskinner6939 3 роки тому +2

    Oh my. Such a great creator and an even better influencer

    • @Dysmo
      @Dysmo  3 роки тому +3

      stoooooppppppppppppppp, im blushing

    • @Mt_drew
      @Mt_drew 3 роки тому

      Dysmo your so chill you make my day better when I watch even when my day is going pretty shity

  • @toxicboose
    @toxicboose 3 роки тому

    7:10 "I actually blew her back out" my man knew what he was doing there😂

  • @me0wadays
    @me0wadays 3 роки тому +1

    “ Absolutely blew her back out” lol

  • @hypernova9966
    @hypernova9966 3 роки тому

    8:26 dysmo thought the garbage bag was a person lol

  • @ramen746
    @ramen746 3 роки тому

    I hope Dysmo has a great weekend thanks for making me happy

  • @korxvert8103
    @korxvert8103 3 роки тому

    7:13 “I absolutely blew her back ou-“😂😂💀😂

  • @spookz2287
    @spookz2287 3 роки тому +1

    love your content bro my day is better now

  • @oliverclips1172
    @oliverclips1172 3 роки тому +1

    Yo Dysmo keep putting the work in for the vids for the fans

  • @Virusdividee
    @Virusdividee 3 роки тому

    Dysmo, i have a possible challenge for you. Unlock dark matter again on guns but its not how you think. For the camos you can use attachments on, use the most rediculous, mismatched attachments you can. Make an AUG with a 7 second ADS time. Make the most inaccurate Kilo you can. Maybe even an LMG with the lowest mobility possible. Camos where you cant use attachments should be a challenge. Like in order to get the kill you have to determine the specific enemy to kill for it per kill. Maybe flash the target you wanna kill or you cant kill them. What do you say Dysmo, up for the challenge?

  • @KrazyBlitzy
    @KrazyBlitzy 3 роки тому

    Hey dysmo maybe you’ll see this maybe you’ll not. But I just wanted to tell you that i started watching you from bo3 and i’ve been a fan ever. Always making everyone’s day better. You’ve gotten so much better and I love you. Best of luck for the future. You deserve the best ❤️

  • @mgaming11011
    @mgaming11011 3 роки тому

    about that tech question ive actually never had a tech problem besides when i was younger and was to short to plug the HDMI cord in

  • @huntermccormack1325
    @huntermccormack1325 3 роки тому +1

    Yoooo much love dysmo

  • @conrail9876
    @conrail9876 3 роки тому

    Loved the horn on the RCXD. Wasn't expecting it and made me laugh out loud! Thanks.

  • @Snoopy-sd3nv
    @Snoopy-sd3nv 3 роки тому +9

    7 second ago….. I clicked pretty quick this time

  • @siziion9203
    @siziion9203 3 роки тому +1

    I love your videos so much Dysmo

  • @ak-jxrdy-7
    @ak-jxrdy-7 3 роки тому +1

    5:22 That Dysmoan though...

  • @KingPlaysOfficial
    @KingPlaysOfficial 3 роки тому

    POV: You're eating and dysmo says 7:13 😂

  • @davidg432
    @davidg432 3 роки тому

    Dysmo getting insulted in French 😭😭😭 2:13

  • @bongohit
    @bongohit 3 роки тому

    get a load of this legend dropping another banger video i love the content and the funny moments in the videos keep it up bro always got supporters💜

  • @YueLiangTan
    @YueLiangTan 3 роки тому

    0:32
    Thats a hardcore fan right there 🤣

  • @hiranjoseph
    @hiranjoseph 3 роки тому +1

    hi dysmo love youu hope you have a good day man

  • @Monkeytyccoon
    @Monkeytyccoon 3 роки тому +1

    Lets goo new dysmo vid and we gon make him blush with these comments

  • @IKblight
    @IKblight 3 роки тому +1

    i appreciate the chair dysmo you have won a nobel peace prize for your respect

  • @minedkrab3864
    @minedkrab3864 3 роки тому +2

    Doing the iron hide camos showed me how jev felt getting obsidian honestly it's so bad of a gun

  • @nishant9478nl
    @nishant9478nl 3 роки тому

    0:37 dogs Lovin their grinding

  • @natethegreat5867
    @natethegreat5867 3 роки тому

    Bro keep up the great work and never stop uploading I love your contant and I hope you have a great year

  • @xinsira5937
    @xinsira5937 3 роки тому +2

    Nah i Wasn’t but bout to love the video never stopped watching u since bo3 days

  • @karanmalhi5150
    @karanmalhi5150 3 роки тому

    At this point of time i think Dysmo is just making uo excuses for not uploading
    Love your videos GOAT

  • @ninotobben2000
    @ninotobben2000 3 роки тому +1

    Keep it up man❤️❤️💪🏻

  • @frankthegamerpug941
    @frankthegamerpug941 3 роки тому

    My TV fell off the wall but i still found a way to watch your videos,awesome content

  • @Myykal
    @Myykal 3 роки тому

    i think i’m addicted to u dysmo, u post i click simple as that😩

  • @Milanninja
    @Milanninja 3 роки тому

    0:52 The Incredibles summarized

  • @jujululu8609
    @jujululu8609 3 роки тому

    Last year I was turning off my ps4 slim and when it was still turning off I unplugged it and I lost my whole account. Btw I love your videos so much, you are the best UA-camr ever. Have a great day 😀

  • @fun3ral_d4angements
    @fun3ral_d4angements 3 роки тому +4

    I love these videos man. Keep up the grind! Makes my day when I see you upload

  • @Raas987
    @Raas987 3 роки тому

    Santa ain’t gonna be happy about that 2:05

  • @yewik-x1y
    @yewik-x1y 3 роки тому

    Dysmo makes the best cod content

  • @JagerHunter
    @JagerHunter 3 роки тому

    Dysmo if you got a gfuel flavor i would picture it being Dysmo's Dark Matter and it being some grape or blueberry flavor, or maybe even Dysmo's Nuclear Lemonade or something like that

  • @bull3tstorm_yt2
    @bull3tstorm_yt2 3 роки тому

    7:13 YO DYSMO CHILL SHEEESH

  • @zackdemarcofeltz5693
    @zackdemarcofeltz5693 3 роки тому

    My worst tech luck was when my power went out when I was getting the last 5 kill streak for the Pelington. It was the last gun I needed for DM ultra in Cold War. Such bs

  • @leovanilla6833
    @leovanilla6833 3 роки тому

    Would you ever do a 100% calling card grind? BO3/4 got me playing way longer because of that (and also the golden armors/dark matter).

  • @sqxzr
    @sqxzr 3 роки тому +1

    the casual pause for gfuel lmaoo

  • @nope-vq2oo
    @nope-vq2oo 3 роки тому

    dysmo i would actually love watching you play right next to you bro. That would make my year

  • @cantcatchfoolz
    @cantcatchfoolz 3 роки тому +1

    New Cold War Mastery camo (like obsidian)
    MP: Rainbow Diamond
    Zombies: Black Sky

  • @Cocobeware349
    @Cocobeware349 3 роки тому +1

    The “subscribe” at the end😂😂

  • @campbell5511
    @campbell5511 3 роки тому

    Yo your dogs just be vibin to the pain you endure every time you play

  • @CThom18
    @CThom18 3 роки тому +3

    I enjoyed Cold War for what it was, don’t know if I’ll get vanguard

    • @stimmythekid
      @stimmythekid 3 роки тому +1

      I too enjoy cold war, might wait for vanguard to go on sale at Christmas

    • @StimZlol
      @StimZlol 3 роки тому +1

      @@stimmythekid same ima wait to see if vanguard is actually good before getting it

  • @aidanduff4064
    @aidanduff4064 3 роки тому +1

    My PS4 said there was a problem with the storage on the day I could finally play the new CW season. So, I had to restart my entire PS4 sign in and redownload every game I had which took me a couple of days.😐great times

  • @richmondshelby2467
    @richmondshelby2467 3 роки тому

    Dysmo and all the others here,i dunno if you know but,pets feed on their owner's energy(they become the kind of being you are,i.e.loving,aggressive etc. depending on your behaviour)
    Do whatever you want with that information

  • @Jpro2000
    @Jpro2000 3 роки тому

    I think the dlc weapons are great in this game. Probably the best weapon selection out of any cod. But I agree they dropped the ball with the maps

  • @stariablackrose6525
    @stariablackrose6525 3 роки тому

    before i got a new moniter my old one i had mounted on my wall and when i was in the middle of some street fighter my screen fell and just broke in a perfect spread

  • @ianimewhatif862
    @ianimewhatif862 3 роки тому

    Thanks for letting me sit beside you and watch a Legend play

  • @bige7272
    @bige7272 3 роки тому

    I don’t have an unfortunate story, I watched dysmo bo3 vids to keep me entertained 👍

  • @marissaadams4230
    @marissaadams4230 3 роки тому

    Dysmo: I have the whole 9 yards
    Me: CoD crashing 20 before it stops

  • @goldenwarrior1059
    @goldenwarrior1059 3 роки тому

    If u leave UA-cam I’m gonna be soooo damn sad bro watching ur videos helps me get through life bro and lightens the mood❤️

  • @Zoblin
    @Zoblin 3 роки тому

    Am I the only one who would listen to this guy do anything ?

  • @WFUnx7xv
    @WFUnx7xv 3 роки тому +1

    Hell yeah dysmo

  • @ninotobben2000
    @ninotobben2000 3 роки тому +1

    Love your vids😊

  • @CgDnbb
    @CgDnbb 3 роки тому

    Keep the content up dysmo we luv you

  • @kinanahalhaj3940
    @kinanahalhaj3940 3 роки тому

    That face at the end is too wholesome

  • @kaidenfrueauf2096
    @kaidenfrueauf2096 3 роки тому

    Love the content bro keep it up

  • @NeighborDuck
    @NeighborDuck 3 роки тому

    I fall asleep to dysmo videos just to get that god tier sleep