Here’s one, “ I wasn’t that drunk” “ you went to the public toilets stood in a toilet and flushed, then said to the ministry of magic! You got drenched” “Haha Harry Potter doesn’t sound to bad! I mean I’m a dude it’s what we do” “ you were in the girls bathroom with a lot of girls” “Dang it” Lol
"Dude you were so drunk last night!" "No I wasn't!" "You took a yellow sponge from the sink and yelled 'SPONGEBOB OMG HOW'D YOU GET OUT OF THE TV!?' " "Oh God....." "That's not all, you duct taped him to the TV and said 'That's better' " "Kill me now..."
-"Dude, you put my hamster in his hamster ball and threw out at the wall saying "Pikachu! I choose you!" You're lucky he's still alive" -"Seriously!?" -"No" -"Oh thank god" -"He's dead" Me:I feel bad for the hamster but I just had to:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lyd KC it was hella funny I did that to my hamster and he even asked me to do it again cuz he kept leading me to my throwing stand in my leaving room where I throw things 😊 I had a lit hamster
I wasn't that drunk.... You grabbed my phone, turned airplane mode on and threw it out the window screaming "FLY! FLY!". Then you called Customer Support saying your airplane mode doesn't work.
"YOU WERE SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT" "No i wasnt" "YOU GOT ROCKS AND BUILT A LITTLE WALL AND SAID, OH NO THE GIANTS ARE COMING" "...." (attack of the titans )
Man I love drunk people. They can just be so hilarious sometimes. But don't drink and drive kids, that's bad. Trust me, my icon's a mask, I'm obviously a person you should listen to. ;)
What u where drunk when u did that I do that sometimes when I'm sober(not that I've ever been drunk in just a small potato in a big world)😂😂😂😂😂(jokesssss)
Half of these comments be like "Can i get 10 likes. it's my birthday" "it's not my birthday can I get likes for honesty" like bruh tf? What do likes add to your life? Honestly, it's just sad to see😒
History said we have independence ! If I had independence at the time, I wouldn't be in school with everyone. History also said every American had the freedom to do what they please (besides murder) Then why do I have to go to school
michelle smith wtf are you talking about? Most of these are memes converted into text. And if you look up funny texts on Google images, there are tons of different screenshots of different people's phones with the exact same jokes
Read this with the twinkle twinkle little star rhythm: A B C D E F G, Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue. One is chewing all my shoes. Now I'm running for my life, 'cuz the red one's got a knife!
a drunk text Dude I wasn't that drunk Dude you grab a hedgehog painted it blue put red shoes on it and says GO SONIC RUN FASTER ! Then the you rolled the Hedgehog across the table Drunk person: is it alive? No it rolled into the power saw while it was on. He lost 3 rings..
Omg I remember the "GROW MARIO GROW" 😂 It's cause my friend told me this last year. "Just grab a mushroom, put it on top of a midget "GROW MARIO GROW" I laughed so hard at that 😂😂
One time my cousin Amber got really drunk and we were playing guitar hero and she yelled and smashed the guitar while saying jibberish words like a sim character it was so funny 😂😅😂😅😂
Ha I saw a drunk text where it said, "Dude you were so drunk last night" "No I wasn't" "You picked up a Mexican girl and screamed at her, Dora! I need your map to get home!"
My friend was at my house one time and found mushrooms in my fridge and said, "Here, eat these and we'll see if you'll grow." I'm a very short person but DAMN
Michael:"Dude what happened last night? I think i broke my arm and my car is wrecked" Friend:"you were sooo drunk" Michael:"what I do" Friend:"U climed on top of your garbage can and started telling nananananananana batman batman then jumped of and landed on your car" Michael:"And you didn't take me to the hospital!!!" Friend:"I was to busy laughing at your dumbass"
Yes reaction timeI LOVED this video could you make it into a series? Also spot the differnece 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😛😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
One time my friend was sooo drunk that he grabbed a pineapple from his fruit basket and started cutting it yelling SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE COME OUT!!!! and i was just watching him and laughing
Dude my friend's friend (who is obssesed with Harry Potter)got so drunk once he told this one old guy who looked like Dumbledore "tAke mE tO hoGwaRtS DuMblEdoRe! TaKe mE tO hoGwaRtS! " 😂 P.S. WE ARE ALL OBSSESED WITH HARRY POTTER☺
My friends and I had this theme party years ago for our friendship anniversary. One of my bestie got drunk and she got on the top of a table and screamed “I’M VOLDEMORT U FILTHY MUGGLES AND MUDBLOODS, KNEEL!” We were just laughing so hard 😂 and later we told her, and we are just glad she’s our friend 😂
" I wasn't that drunk at the mall while pretending to be Santa for kids. Dude you asked the kids if they wanted a blue tooth with a pop tart through it Oh well at least it looks nyan the cat Don't you remember getting slapped my the mall manager Wait wha?!?! 😳😳😳😳
"I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude, you asked your girlfriend if she was single"
THIS IS THE CUTEST OF ALL 💕
I was watching that one as I was reading this 😂😂
Well I kinda he could ask a other girl and then cheat on her .
Yeah its so cute!!! He fell inlove all over again!!!😍😍😍😂
I just watched that as I read ur comment!
Eleven Twelve, I dunno; the "Optimus Prime" one seemed pretty good to me!
friend: was I really that drunk last night
me: dude,you spent 3 hours trying to DROWN my GOLDFISH.
friend: was I successful
she tried to drown my FISH?!?!?!
Zainab A me: dude you're still drunk
Zainab A my friend tried to drown a fish... He wasn't even drunk at all
Zainab A that is so funny
Zainab A 😂
"I wasn't THAT drunk."
"Oh really? You turned your phone on to airplane mode and kept throwing it around saying, 'Fly, damn you!'"
LOL cant stop laughing
ClueingForLooks lol thats hilarious
ClueingForLooks, Lmao
Loool
sorry if this is a stupid Text but... was the phone OK?
Here’s one,
“ I wasn’t that drunk”
“ you went to the public toilets stood in a toilet and flushed, then said to the ministry of magic! You got drenched”
“Haha Harry Potter doesn’t sound to bad! I mean I’m a dude it’s what we do”
“ you were in the girls bathroom with a lot of girls”
“Dang it”
Lol
I love Harry Potter! ❤️
This is hilarious because you have to know the series to get the joke lol 😂
Bruh, I love Harry Potter tho! This is good tho😂
"I wasn't THAT drunk"
"Oh rlly?"
"Yeh"
"U stuffed my cat in a pillow and said "ITS A PILLOW ITS A PET ITS A PILOW PET"
"......"
😂 I laughed too hard!
😂 I laughed too hard!
Lisha101 so funny
Lisha101 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂10/10
Lisha101
"Dude you were so drunk last night!"
"No I wasn't!"
"You took a yellow sponge from the sink and yelled 'SPONGEBOB OMG HOW'D YOU GET OUT OF THE TV!?' "
"Oh God....."
"That's not all, you duct taped him to the TV and said 'That's better' "
"Kill me now..."
i thought the sink was suppost to be tv
Nerdy Kawaii Senpai Anime Loving Potato XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
loooooooool
Nerdy Kawaii Senpai Anime Loving Potato LOL
Nerdy Kawaii Senpai Anime Loving Potato Lol 😂😂
"I wasnt that drunk.."
"oh really? you ran in a telephone box and spinned around and got out trying to fly away saying "IMM SUUPPEERRMAAANN!!!"
HAHAHAAAAAAA XD LOOL
Deeqa Khaalid
Lmao 😂 rotfl 😂 this is funny af
Deeqa Khaalid lol
" I wasnt that drunk..."
"oh really you ran into a telephone box and spinning around saying "I DOCTER WHOOOO" and humming the docter who theme song"
Jocelyn Campbell "But I am Doctor Who... right?"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"She said yes"
Roses are red,
The next sentence is true,
Violets are violet, no freaking blue.
CP KID violets in poem are flowers which are actually blue
bhanupreet singh thank you you are smart finally a person with a fuckin brain
drunk one: i wasnt that drunk
friend: u asked ur gf if she was single
drunk one: so
friend: she said yes and walked away
sylvia summerlin ohhhooooooooooooooo😮😲
sylvia summerlin yeah...now that's legit..
sylvia summerlin OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT DRUNKEN GUY GOT OWNED
lololololololololol
sylvia summerlin OH MY GOD THAT'S AWESOME
-"Dude, you put my hamster in his hamster ball and threw out at the wall saying "Pikachu! I choose you!" You're lucky he's still alive"
-"Seriously!?"
-"No"
-"Oh thank god"
-"He's dead"
Me:I feel bad for the hamster but I just had to:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Usagi-chan LovAnime that was in the vid
I love that part too!
I didn't think it was funny.
Lyd KC it was hella funny I did that to my hamster and he even asked me to do it again cuz he kept leading me to my throwing stand in my leaving room where I throw things 😊 I had a lit hamster
Usagi-chan LovAnime i
David:Dude I wasn't that drunk
Dave: oh really you took somebody's phone added your number and texted yourself saying iloveubabygimmekissmwah
Quote of the day " Dude, you have a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling "GROW MARIO GROW."
YEAH XDDDD
Supergirl Zor-El gave
GROWWWWWWWWW MARIOOOOOOOOOOO GROWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Supergirl Zor-El that sounds like something my friend would do
Supergirl Zor-El Yeah😂😂
PIKACHU! I CHOOSE YOU!!!! (Then, you find out your "Pikachu" is dead.)
(After you thew it at the wall)
wow... * threw*
Mint The Hedgehog You can just edit your comment instead of commenting on your own comment
Mint The Hedgehog what
Mint The Hedgehog .....
"I wasn't that DRUNK!"
"Really? You picked up a little Mexican girl and Shaked her and said " DORA! I need your MAP to get home!!!!!
Joe vids Paris 2000 wtf you need to be super drunk to see a little Mexican girl as Dora
Joe vids Paris 2000 omg such a good joke
Dude I wasn't that drunk
A guy was robbing your tv you ran as fast as you could to catch up and said "hey you forgot the remote"
Alan Lopez LOL
Alan Lopez i saw that in another video
xd
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh
Alan Lopez lol
Who else feels so bad for the poor hamster
CattyCat Gaming meee
CattyCat Gaming same
CattyCat Gaming meeeeeeeeee
i dont and your profils minecraft right
CattyCat Gaming me!
If I get lost in the comments... Remember me!!!
Ani Melodies I will remember you!😂
you are lost in the comments but I kept on scrolling to find you
Ani Melodies, your profile pic goes so well with this 😂😂
Ani Melodies-DONT LET GO JACK
Meh (even doh my name isn't jack but we're doing titanic sooo)- I WILL NEVER LET GO
Ani Melodies ok I will remember you
3:21 YOU GAVE A MUSHROOM TO A MIDGET AND KEPT YELLING GROW MARIO GROW xD
Person: how drunk was I last night?
Friend: Well, you went to take another shot through the dance floor and won a dance competition.
My favorite won was
Dude i wasn't that drunk
Really you got my hamster and put it in his ball and threw it at the wall saying pickatu I choose you
Brianna Parker same
Ssaammee
Lol
*one
one
I wasn't that drunk....
You grabbed my phone, turned airplane mode on and threw it out the window screaming "FLY! FLY!". Then you called Customer Support saying your airplane mode doesn't work.
lol
Inferno wait, if the phone broke, how did he call customer service..
PrinPrin Productions with his other phone
Inferno lel
Inferno how the hell do you throw a phone outta airplane window?
"YOU WERE SO DRUNK LAST NIGHT"
"No i wasnt"
"YOU GOT ROCKS AND BUILT A LITTLE WALL AND SAID, OH NO THE GIANTS ARE COMING"
"...."
(attack of the titans )
My uncle when he was drunk ran up to a really short guy and said MASTER SHIFU!!!!
Eugene LOL!
"Was I really that drunk?"
"Dude,you cut open a pineapple and screamed""SPONGEBOB WHERE ARE YOU!!"
4:03 HAGRID you're REAL!😂😂😂😂👏🏻✨
Crisci Flores
Kitty Fun time guys, of course hes real
Crisci Flores IKR 😂😂
Man I love drunk people. They can just be so hilarious sometimes. But don't drink and drive kids, that's bad. Trust me, my icon's a mask, I'm obviously a person you should listen to. ;)
........
Imagine the girlfriend responded with: I am now (1:25)
Rownie zhao That's what I thought. I was like "He probably is now." 😂
Like literally every single one that has an explanation starts with dude 😂
That's why I've never had a drop of alcohol
Kysonscience ditto
Kysonscience I did when I was 4 or 5
CopUnderAverage wtf
Kysonscience
San Diego IS-BAD--
Kysonscience Same you know why
because I'm 11
I know 99% of people wont read this. To the 1% that do...
-Your beautiful
-Your smart
-Your lovely
-You are YOU!
Don't let anyone change that!
Blue Angel 😊
Awww thank you
Brittany Clay thank you
Brittany Clay thanks, but I prefer being called handsome over beautiful lol, also same to you, just from seeing your pfp I can tell you're pretty ;)
Thx so much!
I know your secret... Reaction Time.
Mugilan Baskaran wyatnianhis security brain drunk
Wtf
Yeah it's tal Fishman
Mugilan Baskaran WE GOT A HACKER AND HATER!
Oh so you now his secret too?
Dude i wasnt drunk yesterday
Your drunk dude
Proof?
U went in a wardrobe and scream "FOR NARNIA!"
The Casphinx you noob IT is not your drunk ITS you where drunk😤
What u where drunk when u did that I do that sometimes when I'm sober(not that I've ever been drunk in just a small potato in a big world)😂😂😂😂😂(jokesssss)
who ish drink I'm shrunk help me p hahahaha that's so funny l can really tipe like if you laughed at this
Half of these comments be like "Can i get 10 likes. it's my birthday" "it's not my birthday can I get likes for honesty" like bruh tf? What do likes add to your life? Honestly, it's just sad to see😒
true
Jasmine Ade ikr I liked YOUR comment
Ikr! They're all just wasting their time & So are the people that are actually liking the comments.
Jasmine Ade I think your profile pic is sad too see.
Jasmine Ade ikr
like some likes in a UA-cam comment is gonna do any good 😑👌
“We’ve all done it before, being drunk...”
Me: I am a kid
Kids get stuck in things
You know what I got stuck in?
School...
In life
Rosana Feld my condom nah jk
Rosana Feld in this video
History said we have independence ! If I had independence at the time, I wouldn't be in school with everyone.
History also said every American had the freedom to do what they please (besides murder)
Then why do I have to go to school
Rosana Feld hahahab
Through this whole thing I was laughing soooooo hard
Kaylee's Daily
lol me too
Same
Kaylee's Daily lollol me2
GROW MARIO
GROW
I died 😂
Soccer Beast/ Demon Lord XD
Soccer Beast/ Demon Lord same
BOI ITZ DERPY LORD I DIED AT THAT PART
GROW MARIO GROW!
"Peppermint schnapps"
😂👌 NEW WORD NOW 😆
That's an actual alchohol...!!! It's shown in 'The big bang theory'...!!!
I died at the pikachu one😂😂😂
Sara Iman Jamakovic I laughed so hard at the grow mario grow!
Sara Iman Jamakovic
OMG SAME!!!!
lmao XD
Venom Gaming me too 😆😆😆😆😆
Sara Iman Jamakovic me too I was outside watching this ang when I laughed they looked at me...it was pretty awkward actually...
Sara Iman Jamakovic The " olvie garden 2-4-1 chardinay " killed me
WHEN MY FRIEND IS DRUNK
MY FRIEND:"OMG THERE ARE SO MANY CUPS IM GONNA CALL THE COPS".
ME:NO NO NO.... CALL AN AMBULANCE.
If you're reading this,
Have a nice day :)
Elizabeth 3rd thanks
Elizabeth 3rd Thanks
Elizabeth 3rd thanks u too
Elizabeth 3rd thanks u too
Elizabeth 3rd thanks have a good day to
I laughed so hard on “I wasn’t that drunk” “dude you gave a midget a mushroom and said grow MARIO grow”
i know that almost all of these are fake but i still laugh at them for some reason
Fish Smell Bad But they're still funny, since someone out there had to come up with the ideas
Fish Smell Bad don't you know these are real
michelle smith wtf are you talking about? Most of these are memes converted into text. And if you look up funny texts on Google images, there are tons of different screenshots of different people's phones with the exact same jokes
i know your secret....Optimus Prime
Moonfire Draws oh nuuuuuuu
Moonfire Draws 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Moonfire Draws how did you know
Yo why do u have to say what we all heard out of the vid we just watched?
IK ziiii22333 zi wads noodts brunk6672i3o2 p0rn lod sjsaj more22333 sh0t7s
Read this with the twinkle twinkle little star rhythm:
A B C D E F G, Gummy bears are chasing me. One is red, one is blue. One is chewing all my shoes. Now I'm running for my life, 'cuz the red one's got a knife!
Maria Costa you made my day
Ashley Cruz haha 😂
Maria Costa oml 😂😂
Maria Costa my friend told me that also and very funny
Maria Costa Golden
Whoever is reading this comment, have a great day!! Or have a great night!😊😊🤓
Aliya’s Lifetime Adventures You too.
Aliya’s Lifetime Adventures you are so sweet ☺️
Thanks it’s 3 am rn I mean 4am
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
CuteAnimalLover// AMQ you too!
Dude i wasnt that drunk last night,
Dude you got my little sister's pink pillow and you kept screaming PATRICK IS YOU!!
a drunk text
Dude I wasn't that drunk
Dude you grab a hedgehog painted it blue put red shoes on it
and says GO SONIC RUN FASTER !
Then the you rolled the Hedgehog across the table
Drunk person: is it alive?
No it rolled into the power saw while it was on.
He lost 3 rings..
ZipperPvP Lol
ZipperPvP ⚓️⚓️
Zippe
ZipperPvP aa
That's the most satisfying comment I have heard all year
Omg I remember the "GROW MARIO GROW" 😂
It's cause my friend told me this last year.
"Just grab a mushroom, put it on top of a midget "GROW MARIO GROW"
I laughed so hard at that 😂😂
"Dude,you threw a mushroom at a midget and kept yelling GROW MARIO GROW"
Drunk text
-------------
I wasn't that drunk last night
Dude you grabbed a broomstick and jumped off a building saying "I'm Harry Potter!!!"
Oh f**k!
Koobasowisk Gaming I'm eating nerds and that made me spit them out laughing. I still ate them?
My fav was the Hagrid one
that was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
yeah
Agreed
Me too
Me too
Boy: I wasn't that drunk
Girl: seriously you jumped thru a window on the 15th floor screaming/singing I believe I can fly
One time my cousin Amber got really drunk and we were playing guitar hero and she yelled and smashed the guitar while saying jibberish words like a sim character it was so funny 😂😅😂😅😂
agbocalps x OMG LOL
agbocalps x Omg jeushadetgetstwtatetgtgegdgsjuqiaiuhsttetgsbns xD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
agbocalps x
😂😂😂😂
If ur reading this i hope u have a great and safe day and HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!! :)
thank chu
ShadowShark25 thx
ShadowShark25 thanks
ShadowShark25 ty
ShadowShark25 I don't have holidays get 😭
i was freakin cracking up af especially the octomiss prime one😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2:51 the moment Tal said 'It's only 7 and you work until 5' the intro for the song 'My Demons' started playing!😂
The midget mario one though oml I laughed so hard, it's now my favourite thing and the FarmVille one 😂👍✨💖
I don't have a crush on Tal, but somehow, his face is perfect.... wtf
There was this one drunk text and it said
Dude I was not that drunk
You picked up a little Mexican and said, "DORA I NEED YOU MAP TO GET HOME!"
Ha I saw a drunk text where it said, "Dude you were so drunk last night" "No I wasn't" "You picked up a Mexican girl and screamed at her, Dora! I need your map to get home!"
3:14
Tal: *laughs*
Me: how is that funny?? -.-...
Me: (3 sec later) BAHAHAHAHA
(I SUBSCRIBED)
Wow just wow
" This is why i dont get drunk" well okay your 19, your not supposed to drink anyways... oh im so innocent😂
alice laing why...
alexis balensiefen I live in America but I think because Canada has a lower drinking age
ohh right...
You're*
Gzegor little boy, i did not ask you to correct me. Im online not ELA!!! If i wanted YOUR corrections, i would ask for it!!
One Time a person was so drunk he stood on the table saying he could fly and fell on his face😝😝😝😝
"Dude I was'nt THAT drunk."
"Dude, you have a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling "GROW MARIO GROW"
Hahaha im dead!😂
"Babe , do u love me?
" Count the stars, that's how much I love you"
"But its day..."
Exactly.
OOOOOOH THE SAVAGE!!!!!!!!
Shady Puta I FOUND A LOOPHOLE
The sun is a star
Disappointing.
Shady Puta it's supposed to be "babe, how much do u love me?" and "but its morning"
Tal: now all have text drunk well hopefully not!
Me: I don't have a phone yet
"I wasn't that DRUNK"oh really, "You sat on your dog and thought it was a freaking horse and kept saying "YEE HAW this is the life of a cowgirl"
That is Hagrid!
If he's nice enough to do that he's definitely HAGRID!
I kept repeating 1:43 Oml it was so funny when he said that
x DatCakey x so this is funny 1:43 1:43 1:43 1:43 1:43 1:43 1:43 1:43 ya no boring
x DatCakey x please sub to me
1k No vids? Please sub to me
x DatCakey x Oh God I keep tearing up from constantly laughing at that!!
My friend was at my house one time and found mushrooms in my fridge and said, "Here, eat these and we'll see if you'll grow."
I'm a very short person but DAMN
Michael:"Dude what happened last night? I think i broke my arm and my car is wrecked"
Friend:"you were sooo drunk"
Michael:"what I do"
Friend:"U climed on top of your garbage can and started telling nananananananana batman batman then jumped of and landed on your car"
Michael:"And you didn't take me to the hospital!!!"
Friend:"I was to busy laughing at your dumbass"
"i wasnt that drunk"
"what do you mean? You yelled at a pineapple and yelled SPONGEBOB COME OUT"
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omg I'm the only who thinks Tal's face looks perfect😍😍😍😍
bakar billionaire no he's perfect
I feel bad for the hamster... :'(
Firexone did u mean that you FEEL bad for the hamster
Hey It's Sarah C. Crap, yes.
r u drunk again u spelled feel wrong
Are you guys happy now? I spelled feel right!
I love the Mario one!
3:10 what kind of office is till 5:00 am🤔🤔 are you drunk too Tal 😂😂🤣🤣
Yes reaction timeI LOVED this video could you make it into a series? Also spot the differnece
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The way he read the first one one OMFG SO FUNNY
Forget about the 2nd one sorry
One time my friend was sooo drunk that he grabbed a pineapple from his fruit basket and started cutting it yelling SPONGEBOB I KNOW YOUR IN THERE COME OUT!!!! and i was just watching him and laughing
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Dancingsoul dude it was real it was because we were at a party and he got dared to drink sooo much
most in the comment section is talking about the pineapple thing
Sis:im drunk can u pick me up
Bro:send me your location
Sis: omg i love that song
do a part two of this I was laughing so hard and its hard to make me laugh
LOL POOR MIDGET LOL GROW MARIO GROOW LOLOL LMFAO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
*L A M F A O*
God of Bleach that’s also offensive Because he basically was pointing out that midgets are small
99% of people won't see this but the 1% of people do have a nice day/night👍🏽
Fantastic 2. thank you man appreciate it!!!!
rane malone np
Fantastic 2 thanks
kawaii Flying cloud np
Fantastic 2 Thanks!
My favorite was the one saying"Dude, you gave a mushroom to a midget and kept yelling, 'GROW MARIO GROW"
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1:20 lol it would have been funnier if his girlfriend said yes 😂😂😂 cruel but funny
Silly Tal, it's not gibberish. It's gooblyblench!
of course! how could you get those mixed up like come on!
Can u please make more text vids
Harry Potter fans, lmk what house you are in! I'm a Hufflepuff!!!!! "Hagrid! You're real!" Lmao my favorite of da bunch. : )
Those times when Tal's eyebrows are more flawless than yours🤣
u were so drunk last night
oh rly
you get my cat and put it on a box saying DARTH VADER WILL BE BACK
even my cat was so poor and crying meow meow
Dude my friend's friend (who is obssesed with Harry Potter)got so drunk once he told this one old guy who looked like Dumbledore
"tAke mE tO hoGwaRtS DuMblEdoRe! TaKe mE tO hoGwaRtS! " 😂
P.S. WE ARE ALL OBSSESED WITH HARRY POTTER☺
isn't your friend's friend you?
👧 I wasn't THAT drunk
👱 You went up to your friend and said "is that really you Batman?" and said you loved him
👧noo hell noo I didn't
"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Dude you went up to a Mexican girl and said, "DORA I NEED YPUR MAP TO FIND HOME!"And the party was at your house."
Bro " I throw my handvup in the air sometimes"
When the guy said "Please send me your last text in English.", The other guy said "I live triumph", triumph means victory or winging lol Tal.....
Omg winning.....
I think he would know what triumph means
Just the sentence didn’t make sense
I kinda think "i live triumph" is "i love trump" XD
I've never been there or done that. I can't drink. I'm 11 year old
Ava Shirley me too
I am 10
Ava Shirley I'm 12
Ava Shirley same but im 12
Ava Shirley SAAAAAMMMMEEE!!
My friends and I had this theme party years ago for our friendship anniversary. One of my bestie got drunk and she got on the top of a table and screamed “I’M VOLDEMORT U FILTHY MUGGLES AND MUDBLOODS, KNEEL!” We were just laughing so hard 😂 and later we told her, and we are just glad she’s our friend 😂
PrincessOfSlytherin 0919
I would have done that even if I wasn’t drunk.
" I wasn't that drunk at the mall while pretending to be Santa for kids.
Dude you asked the kids if they wanted a blue tooth with a pop tart through it
Oh well at least it looks nyan the cat
Don't you remember getting slapped my the mall manager
Wait wha?!?! 😳😳😳😳