Roblox bullies VOTED ME OFF for how DISGUSTING I LOOK.

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
  • ONLY A FEW HOURS LEFT BEFORE MERCH IS GONE: represent.com/f...
    Today I play Survivor on Roblox as a really bad mom.. and people aren't big fans of it

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  • @apples2962
    @apples2962 4 роки тому +602

    11 year olds:
    Ur a kid
    I'm older then u
    22 year old Albert: *double their age*

    • @crackheadalien2831
      @crackheadalien2831 4 роки тому +25

      yeah kinda like people who call people kids are actually kids in real life

    • @yoshtrooper6938
      @yoshtrooper6938 4 роки тому +15

      Noobguy20 true thats Why i dont insult someone with the Word kid like what type of roast is that i mean everyone starts living at one point

    • @sivanithyparan7995
      @sivanithyparan7995 4 роки тому +5

      Good thing I'm not 11

    • @ceoofbroccolixgravityquirk4773
      @ceoofbroccolixgravityquirk4773 4 роки тому +8

      I mean eleven year olds only say that because they’re triggered that they never got their Hogwarts letter-

    • @maisiemoo1685
      @maisiemoo1685 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah that's a bit mean because I don't. ;-; !!!!!

  • @emmawalters4294
    @emmawalters4294 4 роки тому +341

    FLAMGO: *roasts baby*
    Also FLAMGO: WHERE IS MY CHILD?!

  • @Rahhhhheagle
    @Rahhhhheagle 4 роки тому +2546

    Roblox: how many accounts do you want?
    Flamingo: yes

    • @xfroggii
      @xfroggii 4 роки тому +62

      You don’t wanna get banned buster

    • @TheWetOwl
      @TheWetOwl 4 роки тому +28

      dead meme

    • @abcdef6825
      @abcdef6825 4 роки тому +12

      Lmao

    • @UnusAnnusO
      @UnusAnnusO 4 роки тому +18

      DeathlyClown dead game

    • @luigiplayerone7749
      @luigiplayerone7749 4 роки тому +15

      eteleD lol I play clash royale and it actually is dead, I joined a clan and I got promoted to leader because the leader left and literally everyone went offline forever soo I barely play the game anymore

  • @ikuruii4144
    @ikuruii4144 4 роки тому +569

    Albert: "I am a mother"
    Me: _then I am a tree_

    • @mags_loves_gacha7844
      @mags_loves_gacha7844 4 роки тому +6

      I LOVE YOUR NAME

    • @yldikoo6401
      @yldikoo6401 4 роки тому +4

      @@nataliewhite2811 sush

    • @Bezimienny420
      @Bezimienny420 4 роки тому +4

      @@nataliewhite2811 sad your ACC get hacked

    • @DJB.
      @DJB. 4 роки тому

      ???

    • @ConcavedMilk
      @ConcavedMilk 4 роки тому +1

      🍪Cᵣₑₘₑ Cₒₒₖᵢₑ 🍪 I am atack helicopter

  • @LaughgreatYT
    @LaughgreatYT 4 роки тому +652

    “HE TOOK MY CHILD!”
    “Wait what-“
    *VOTED OFF*

    • @star24666
      @star24666 4 роки тому +3

      No his child is in the sand :> I buried his child I am Jeff :>

    • @GentlePizzaGood
      @GentlePizzaGood 2 місяці тому

      ​@@star24666remember

  • @idk-uz8wp
    @idk-uz8wp 4 роки тому +2488

    Troll idea : Make a warning saying “ A dangerous killer is on the lose, you all need to RUN AND HIDE”( Make it sound serious like that or something) in family paradise. Observe the people and see how they react. After that , put ( The one from that jeff the killer game, I saw Alberto use it before)in Jeff the killer and see what happens :)
    like so Alberto sees

    • @LinetteOrLin
      @LinetteOrLin 4 роки тому +26

      Kherris are Sweet that’s an amazing idea and I liked it :p

    • @Clos-uf5sz
      @Clos-uf5sz 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah

    • @idk-uz8wp
      @idk-uz8wp 4 роки тому +8

      Ty Ty

    • @Keptswift
      @Keptswift 4 роки тому +16

      You can tweet this to him on Albert ideas

    • @TREAMRS
      @TREAMRS 4 роки тому +8

      How will he spawn Jeff the killer he can only use Roblox models

  • @jonnyplop5048
    @jonnyplop5048 3 роки тому +30

    M-mama? It me Jonny

  • @isabellaraygoza666
    @isabellaraygoza666 4 роки тому +195

    "My child is burning right now"
    *thats a mood*

  • @flowie2302
    @flowie2302 4 роки тому +2001

    i love the way albert pronounces "mochi"

    • @okbutwhythough6144
      @okbutwhythough6144 4 роки тому +46

      ikr lol

    • @auroria8057
      @auroria8057 4 роки тому +121

      Moki

    • @thisisayoutubeaccount587
      @thisisayoutubeaccount587 4 роки тому +47

      lmao like jimin from bts ( nice pfp BTS Stan)

    • @violetisumcool8929
      @violetisumcool8929 4 роки тому +47

      kpop sucks (edit: everybody that was attacking me was proving my point of this comment take a joke) edit: i’m so sorry i forgot i wrote this i was so mean to everyone sorry y’all :(

    • @adityavenkatesan1441
      @adityavenkatesan1441 4 роки тому +23

      Dude Mochi is delicious

  • @gripweedsglasses_
    @gripweedsglasses_ 3 роки тому +29

    When albert said mochi it sounded like he said Mokey

  • @LloquaciiousVu
    @LloquaciiousVu 4 роки тому +221

    When u said:
    “You are now a powerless worm”
    Me: *misses Sally The Earth Worm and cries hysterically*

    • @Kian_0708
      @Kian_0708 4 роки тому +1

      iiCookie_Playz
      Earthworm Sally 😰

    • @yrneh5165
      @yrneh5165 4 роки тому

      Omg

    • @LunarFox-wl5ui
      @LunarFox-wl5ui 4 роки тому +2

      IT'S EARTHWORM SALLY CARRIES DISEASES FROM FLORIDA TO CALI
      Or my personal favorite from "season" 2...
      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @alexishinse4549
      @alexishinse4549 4 роки тому

      stop it stop

    • @milkytears5349
      @milkytears5349 4 роки тому +3

      "it's are earthworm Sally's carrying diseases from Florida to Cali."
      Is still playing in my head till this day 😔

  • @Kira-es8em
    @Kira-es8em 4 роки тому +2878

    Albert: “Moki!!”
    Me: Mochi?
    Albert: “Moki!!!”
    Me: Moki it is.

  • @annf.1098
    @annf.1098 4 роки тому +424

    Albert: I’m having a baby
    Me who had a dream about him having a child: *the prophecy is real*

  • @areow
    @areow 4 роки тому +306

    “my child is burning right now”
    big flashbacks from albertsstuff.....

  • @thedeadnacho1611
    @thedeadnacho1611 4 роки тому +306

    “I LOST MY CHILD”
    *”Have you seen my son? His name is Samuel.”*

    • @thelambs323
      @thelambs323 4 роки тому +14

      I was waiting for some one to reference that 👏👏👏😔

    • @tahaniabd574
      @tahaniabd574 4 роки тому +6

      👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @bigebigebigebige
      @bigebigebigebige 4 роки тому +2

      no u why are u sad

    • @nopenopenopeha8046
      @nopenopenopeha8046 4 роки тому +3

      @@bigebigebigebige 🎺

    • @thelambs323
      @thelambs323 4 роки тому +3

      @@bigebigebigebige because barely anyone references it anymore 😔

  • @aloistrancyfanpagethe1st337
    @aloistrancyfanpagethe1st337 3 роки тому +24

    0:26 “I’m kinda just dangling my child under the dripping fire”
    *FIRE IS NOT LIQUID*

  • @itxcloudii1237
    @itxcloudii1237 4 роки тому +322

    “I’m broke”
    *Puts robux to all alt account*

    • @toooobz
      @toooobz 4 роки тому +1

      What does alt mean?

    • @koteix.3747
      @koteix.3747 4 роки тому +4

      • M o c h i i • Q u e e n • are you dumb

    • @shxrlxy3723
      @shxrlxy3723 4 роки тому +9

      Kitten kitty cat She was just asking bruh. Whats so dumb about that? Is it bad to not know what alt is?

    • @theshycryo
      @theshycryo 4 роки тому +3

      @@shxrlxy3723 yeah, like everyone knows what alt means.

    • @hnzkzy7986
      @hnzkzy7986 4 роки тому

      @@theshycryo You sure...

  • @owliish6187
    @owliish6187 4 роки тому +505

    *me laughing every single time he says 'Moki' instead of 'Mochi'*

  • @Francigotshot
    @Francigotshot 4 роки тому +171

    No one:
    Albert: m o k i

    • @LEVRES.
      @LEVRES. 4 роки тому +10

      Yes And No the way i cringed 😔

    • @auroria8057
      @auroria8057 4 роки тому +4

      Ikr

    • @0101-k9j
      @0101-k9j 4 роки тому +10

      I knew there would be a comment about how he pronounced mochi xD

    • @Francigotshot
      @Francigotshot 4 роки тому +3

      It hurt so bad because I love Mochi

    • @jinxkk
      @jinxkk 4 роки тому

      Yes And No Whats Mochi again

  • @xikaitlynnix9600
    @xikaitlynnix9600 4 роки тому +222

    Albert: "I'm dangling my baby under dripping fire..."
    Me: "Fire can drip?"

    • @angelahargrove6703
      @angelahargrove6703 4 роки тому +5

      Why is that profile picture so good

    • @neilshaw8435
      @neilshaw8435 4 роки тому +7

      The ash is filling his mouth and he is slowly dying

    • @xikaitlynnix9600
      @xikaitlynnix9600 4 роки тому

      @@angelahargrove6703 lol thx

    • @valen-shi3753
      @valen-shi3753 4 роки тому

      No XD but if it could that would look cool... *wait I'm thinking of lava*

    • @Lux0rial
      @Lux0rial 4 роки тому

      Lava can

  • @Kakakokokakkoukakokakkou
    @Kakakokokakkoukakokakkou 3 роки тому +23

    I laughed so hard when he said
    "ohhhh he means the child I'm bearing I thought it was like HEY BABY, WE VOTED THE SAME"
    8:59

  • @angelyssa0
    @angelyssa0 4 роки тому +145

    albert: *”Just keep pushing, just keep pushing...”*
    me: *YES. U ARE A MOTHER*

  • @robertsloane7477
    @robertsloane7477 4 роки тому +27

    "You are now a powerless worm"
    *EARTHWORM SALLY FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY*

  • @sao0
    @sao0 4 роки тому +140

    "Hot ice?? More like, NOT hot ice. Coz you're not hot"
    -Flamingo2019

    • @RipHitz
      @RipHitz 4 роки тому +1

      sANDY More Like Hnot ice or nhot ice

    • @szpphics
      @szpphics 4 роки тому +1

      my friend is hot ice lol

    • @musicsxftie3692
      @musicsxftie3692 4 роки тому

      @@szpphics TEA SIS!!! THE TEA IS HOT! LIKE THAT FLAP JACKIN ICE

    • @thenormalundertaleweeb7293
      @thenormalundertaleweeb7293 4 роки тому

      1

    • @jmiah0308
      @jmiah0308 4 роки тому

      Hot ice more like ___*NOT* ICE coz your melted

  • @imabacon1204
    @imabacon1204 3 роки тому +55

    i cant stop laughing at when he said not hot three timess

  • @stotle9788
    @stotle9788 4 роки тому +198

    Flamingo: MOKI MOKI
    me: it’s- it’s mo-chee
    ..mochi..

  • @deffnotvexx
    @deffnotvexx 3 роки тому +13

    10:25 had me cracking up

  • @dee.v-s7v
    @dee.v-s7v 4 роки тому +98

    0:12
    *"I'm big, I'm beautiful, bald, and I'm broke"*
    -albert

    • @frxg431
      @frxg431 4 роки тому +3

      - its funny how u tayin to be funny

    • @CrystalDoggoIsMissing
      @CrystalDoggoIsMissing 4 роки тому +6

      ILove_ToEatFood *tryin

    • @dee.v-s7v
      @dee.v-s7v 4 роки тому +5

      @@frxg431
      Boi I'm not "tayin" to be funny U.U

    • @yes-wf8tv
      @yes-wf8tv 4 роки тому +3

      ILove_ToEatFood what’s the point of that comment ;-;

    • @frxg431
      @frxg431 4 роки тому +1

      @@dee.v-s7v lol i is *tayin* and yous aints frunnyras and tinks for uou dront reat pif obese rat and diabetes

  • @johnwhite9048
    @johnwhite9048 3 роки тому +239

    My child gets whatever he wants sounds like a Karen to me

  • @ProfessorWeird
    @ProfessorWeird 4 роки тому +337

    Albert makes himself a girl everytime in roblox.
    Kristen: *visible confusion*

  • @fits6534
    @fits6534 3 роки тому +28

    10:25 when I win a Survivor game

  • @brycecausewhynot5758
    @brycecausewhynot5758 4 роки тому +61

    0:27 “Dangling my child under the dripping fire” -Quote from Flamingo 2019 😂😂 THANKS FOR 64 LIKES ITS THE MOST IVE HAD GUYS😂😂❤️❤️

    • @squirrelbeez5123
      @squirrelbeez5123 4 роки тому +1

      iB_ryce hiiii reaspond if u see my comment

    • @Po0ki3D0ok1e
      @Po0ki3D0ok1e 4 роки тому +1

      Imposssiiibbbleeeeee
      *Physics*

    • @bewilderment8735
      @bewilderment8735 4 роки тому +2

      @@chloeowo7244 u literally have owo in ur username and a anime girl as a pfp
      u have no rights

    • @cannedcorn3122
      @cannedcorn3122 4 роки тому +1

      Chloe OwO ur the one saying OWO

    • @cannedcorn3122
      @cannedcorn3122 4 роки тому +2

      Chloe OwO pls stop saying negative comments to :\ ur not being funny if that’s ur goal

  • @heyheyitsajw4034
    @heyheyitsajw4034 4 роки тому +42

    *”FAT”*
    - Alberts thumbnail 2019

  • @1dolle498
    @1dolle498 3 роки тому +18

    I love how he says “mo-ki” instead of mochi lmao its so cute 🤣

  • @kainat9107
    @kainat9107 4 роки тому +104

    *7:08** when you realise your "favourite" number is actually your knock-off...*

  • @cocodevs
    @cocodevs 4 роки тому +41

    Albert: You are just a powerless worm
    Earthworm Sally: *sad worm noises*

  • @bakugoukatsuki7154
    @bakugoukatsuki7154 4 роки тому +115

    Albert “NOO NOT MOCI”
    Me: “... yep he ain’t Asian”

  • @ibdakilo2617
    @ibdakilo2617 4 роки тому +459

    Albert: Guys I have a announcement,I am having a baby
    Me: OMG REAL-
    Albert: AND ITS STUPID AND WONT SHUT UP
    Me: O.o
    Edit:tysm for all the likes! :D

    • @Diesel_Drinker_MmmYummy
      @Diesel_Drinker_MmmYummy 4 роки тому +1

      @Dogsanddhmisbest dhmis fan IvI this made "*five or six months ago*"

    • @millieclarson1373
      @millieclarson1373 4 роки тому +1

      Ugh I hate ppl like u and that say that :\

    • @whofawted4585
      @whofawted4585 4 роки тому +3

      millie Clarson ok I’m confused what did he/see do to you?

    • @luvvy2208
      @luvvy2208 4 роки тому +1

      @@millieclarson1373 then keep it to yourself no need for negativity here. Shoo.

    • @slit1669
      @slit1669 4 роки тому +1

      Me in 28384930 years to my child

  • @koilena7657
    @koilena7657 3 роки тому +3

    the “moki” is killing me

  • @w2erf
    @w2erf 4 роки тому +25

    8:16
    can we just say that albert pronounced *mochi* as *moki*
    sorry it really bugged me

    • @thugpug4392
      @thugpug4392 4 роки тому +2

      Lochi it really annoyed me

    • @mrpanda4700
      @mrpanda4700 4 роки тому +2

      Well my friend called chrome shrome

  • @lllenee
    @lllenee 3 роки тому +2

    im wheezing rn coz of the dance "nOt hOt NoT hoT"😭🤚

  • @manticore6046
    @manticore6046 4 роки тому +6

    10:19 NOT HOT, NOT HOT, NOT HOT

  • @gaygoose8989
    @gaygoose8989 4 роки тому +141

    What people actually look like while “roasting” noobs on roblox: 10:25

  • @gamerguy117
    @gamerguy117 2 роки тому +4

    6:50 his other attempt ended up as SVIVORUR

  • @jaxpees
    @jaxpees 4 роки тому +120

    i've literally never been so early

  • @gamer100iq4
    @gamer100iq4 4 роки тому +21

    Albert: *is a man*
    Albert: *is "pregnant"*
    Me: Oop

  • @kqtiiiie
    @kqtiiiie 3 роки тому +13

    Idea: act like a Karen in survivor, when you get voted out spam “I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER”
    Like so albert can see

    • @AussieLolpol
      @AussieLolpol 3 роки тому +1

      Dislike so albert won't see

    • @mrartooo
      @mrartooo 2 роки тому

      he wont see because this video is a year old

  • @no-do5od
    @no-do5od 4 роки тому +11

    Flamingo: if my baby is burning right now, so be it.
    Me: ;-;

  • @peep3w
    @peep3w 4 роки тому +72

    Nobody:
    Alberts comments: Like if true subscriber before 2019

  • @lillianvosburg2356
    @lillianvosburg2356 3 роки тому +2

    Me: "Its Mochi, Mo - Chee"
    Albert. "Mochi. Mo - kee"

  • @pat5196
    @pat5196 4 роки тому +34

    Albert: guys I have an announcement
    Me: *Are u ga-*

  • @life-iy9vs
    @life-iy9vs 4 роки тому +139

    Albert: MOH KEE?!
    Me: mo ch i
    Edit: I’m not tryna be rude- also. This is my opinion on how I say it ;w; T^T

    • @angeli7247
      @angeli7247 4 роки тому +6

      It’s pronounced both ways.

    • @madilynreese5028
      @madilynreese5028 4 роки тому

      Granola Berry yeah

    • @danneycristobal9463
      @danneycristobal9463 4 роки тому +2

      I say
      “Mo ch e”

    • @jen-vi4tc
      @jen-vi4tc 4 роки тому

      I agree

    • @randomguy-vx6jl
      @randomguy-vx6jl 4 роки тому

      IEEEEEEEE KRIMAAAAAAAA
      Edit : only sr pelo people know the joke
      Edit2 : and the sr pelo knowers people need to read the “mo Kee” is

  • @bread8445
    @bread8445 Місяць тому +2

    him saying moky instead of mo - chee is taking me out

  • @kylieav
    @kylieav 4 роки тому +22

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Albert:guys please don’t vote me out I’m a mom!
    Everyone else:votes him out

    • @AmongstTheUnicode
      @AmongstTheUnicode 4 роки тому

      this comment is a little chunky, but nice try!

    • @Kian_0708
      @Kian_0708 4 роки тому

      So disrespectful!

    • @kylieav
      @kylieav 4 роки тому +1

      Why is everyone finding this comment rude it’s just a joke my lord

    • @kylieav
      @kylieav 4 роки тому

      @@Kian_0708 how?

  • @raz1611
    @raz1611 4 роки тому +66

    "HOT ICE? MORE LIKE NOT HOT ICE"
    me: pffff more like *cold* ice!
    edit: thanks for the likes, happy new year

    • @syedaskitchen2961
      @syedaskitchen2961 4 роки тому +1

      Depressed Berry more like vanilla ice

    • @Quiet-Foxes
      @Quiet-Foxes 4 роки тому +4

      Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot. Not hot.

    • @xeri8568
      @xeri8568 4 роки тому +2

      @@Quiet-Foxes *mans not hot*

    • @Coolyes379
      @Coolyes379 4 роки тому +1

      CUZ UR NOT HOT
      Not hot
      Not hot
      Not hot

    • @raz1611
      @raz1611 4 роки тому

      @@Coolyes379 YASSS.

  • @beth8024
    @beth8024 4 роки тому +130

    why did i think of young justin bieber when he said “hey babyyyy we voted the saaaamee”
    *im lowkey terrified of myself*

  • @ab1ddd_
    @ab1ddd_ 3 роки тому +1

    Albert: “Hey Johnny, let me know where in the world you are, please...
    Ppl called Johnny: ElLo

  • @thetop6730
    @thetop6730 4 роки тому +42

    Albert: Guys I’m having a baby-
    Me: *really albert?! thats cool, so you and the love of your life did it..?*
    Albert: *IN ROBLOX*
    Me: *ive been bambozzled..*

    • @animelover-qp7fh
      @animelover-qp7fh 4 роки тому

      lol

    • @kellys8648
      @kellys8648 4 роки тому +2

      You've been tricked,backstabbed,and quite definitely bamboozled.

    • @unitheweirdo1278
      @unitheweirdo1278 4 роки тому

      I get the joke, don't r/ woosh me but thats not always how babies come.

    • @frxg431
      @frxg431 4 роки тому

      @@unitheweirdo1278 o.o what are u 9 x

    • @Kian_0708
      @Kian_0708 4 роки тому

      Uni Chan
      It is...unless you adopt

  • @myas1210
    @myas1210 4 роки тому +14

    4:31
    Albert: Jeff is a baby killer
    Me: Who needs "Jeff the killer" when you have jeff the baby killer xD

  • @idk-xu7bd
    @idk-xu7bd 4 роки тому +163

    Albert: WHERE IS JONNY
    Jonny: *spits out sand on Albert*

  • @xXxfartnado420xXx
    @xXxfartnado420xXx 4 роки тому +16

    4:03 was the hardest i’ve ever laughed at a video in a long time lmao

  • @franckdescat5355
    @franckdescat5355 2 роки тому +1

    I love when he said no what do Mochi do when he is voting sponge bob when he did nothing

  • @randomdudeyoumightlike9912
    @randomdudeyoumightlike9912 4 роки тому +26

    “If my child is burning right now, so be it”
    -Albert 2019

  • @retrogue636
    @retrogue636 4 роки тому +60

    "MoUkEe?"
    "Mou-chee Alberto, Mou-chee"
    "..."
    *"MoUkEe"*
    "I- *Alright then, Moukee-"*

    • @greatrj
      @greatrj 4 роки тому +2

      Why would you copy the top comment?

    • @retrogue636
      @retrogue636 4 роки тому +1

      @@greatrj is there a rule not to copy comments? gonna go to jail for doing so?

    • @greatrj
      @greatrj 4 роки тому +1

      Oh shut up

    • @broncored
      @broncored 4 роки тому +1

      @@retrogue636 No wonder you have a pfp of bakugo, what an asshole
      You're essentially stealing 13 people's thoughts that this is original.

    • @retrogue636
      @retrogue636 4 роки тому +1

      @@broncored like I said, am I going to jail for "copying" someone's comment? this is basically "closed species", they are always like "oh, I'm gonna add some wings and horns on this character and say it's a new species which only *I* can use."
      It's dumb. That's all.

  • @nchimakurty
    @nchimakurty 4 роки тому +32

    Flamingo: "Guys I have an announcement, I'm having a baby"
    Me: WUT!

  • @arenglan
    @arenglan Рік тому +2

    Me at first: omg he’s having a baby! *ab to type congratulations * and then him: AND ITS STUPID AND IT ONE SHUT UP”

  • @dollyowl
    @dollyowl 4 роки тому +32

    3:36 That sounds like my old roasted hatchimal ✨💅

    • @francismartinez.
      @francismartinez. 4 роки тому +4

      I broke my old hatchimal on purpose

    • @dollyowl
      @dollyowl 4 роки тому +3

      Unicorn loves cupcakes BWAHAHAHAHAHAH
      I wasn’t allowed another like toy for 2 years after that👁💧👄💧👁
      Keep in mind I was like 5 when it happened lol

    • @miisced
      @miisced 3 роки тому +3

      you were 5 when you set your hatchimal on fire

    • @dollyowl
      @dollyowl 3 роки тому +2

      @@miisced yeah- I was playing with a sparkler in my backyard (from what I remember) and I said something like: oh *hatchimals name* meet sparkly and I shoved them together like they were gonna kiss and then dropped my roasting hatchimal and screamed for my parents like: *HATCHIMAL NAME* IS BURNING!

    • @miisced
      @miisced 3 роки тому +3

      rest in peace

  • @rodneyjones4132
    @rodneyjones4132 4 роки тому +56

    Albert: guys i am having a baby
    Me: Yay we have a little flamingo
    Albert: *puts screen on roblox*
    Me: theres no little flamingo :(

  • @garnelitedarta2634
    @garnelitedarta2634 2 роки тому +1

    NOT HOT NOT HOT NOT HOT" i loved that moment

  • @maggie.totaldrama
    @maggie.totaldrama Рік тому +7

    10:07 is not hot

  • @yes3365
    @yes3365 4 роки тому +24

    “You are now a powerless worm”
    -Albert
    Anyone had flashbacks from Earthworm Sally?

  • @cherryos7132
    @cherryos7132 4 роки тому +14

    Wow UA-cam actually showed me his video on time... 👀
    robux

  • @missycade6499
    @missycade6499 4 роки тому +73

    Albert: I’m dangling my baby under the dripping fire
    Me: That baby is lit
    Thank you for 2 likes the mostI have ever gotten!

  • @visiblyspidy7061
    @visiblyspidy7061 3 роки тому +3

    Albert has the best first impressions. (personal experience)

  • @steppyblock5740
    @steppyblock5740 4 роки тому +12

    i was in a server where everyone hated Jeff (the host) and everyone was like:"KILL JEFF!" "DIE JEFF" "I'M GONNA KILL YOU JEFF" "I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU JEFF" That was a cool server

  • @austinkt6424
    @austinkt6424 4 роки тому +41

    I really felt when hyperbro said "SPONGE BOB"

  • @craigcorso1167
    @craigcorso1167 4 роки тому +11

    9:27
    Rage: HEY
    Rage: THIS IS MINE!!!!
    Flamingo: *laughs*
    Me: *laughs*

  • @gremlinanger
    @gremlinanger 4 роки тому +18

    Albert: *talks about another child
    Me: I guess Samuel moved on

  • @derichdragons6254
    @derichdragons6254 4 роки тому +12

    8:54 that made na laugh so badly.. XD

  • @angelahughes8899
    @angelahughes8899 4 роки тому +54

    I know this video was 8 months ago.. but I just wanted to say something.. thank you albert you make my day everyday! ❤️ You make me smile when I'm crying! I just wanted to say that.. thank you once again.

  • @stop9
    @stop9 4 роки тому +10

    "Basically the last time you can buy the merch."
    *cries in poor*

  • @snpcapalot5504
    @snpcapalot5504 2 місяці тому +4

    I think I’m a bit late for the merch

  • @dog4president775
    @dog4president775 4 роки тому +7

    I was hoping flamingo would name the baby “Samuel”.

  • @ΚατερίναΞενούλη-η1δ

    Falled asleep listening to music and woke up to albert screaming

  • @jolaiir
    @jolaiir 4 роки тому +31

    His mom was probably having a heart attack and he said
    “YO MOMMA”

  • @xxaidxenx1048
    @xxaidxenx1048 2 роки тому +1

    The way he pronounces mochi
    Albert: “MOKI”
    Me : Mo-chi…🥲

  • @callmehbrittney9546
    @callmehbrittney9546 4 роки тому +16

    “mOkI”
    “What did mOkI do?”
    I love how he said mochi xD

  • @umparsley
    @umparsley 4 роки тому +7

    We need a laughing complication of Albert 😂
    👇 Agreement?

  • @goobiesnoobert
    @goobiesnoobert 4 роки тому +12

    "Johnny Boy"
    by Twenty One Pilots
    He stays home from work this time
    He never really told his wife
    He never really told a lie
    But this time he decides that it's alright
    It's alright
    No one really knows his mind
    And no one knows behind his eyes
    The man deserves a medal
    But he's never really won a prize
    Before
    He goes to lock the door
    He has fallen in love
    He knows it's enough
    But the world looks down and frowns
    Get up, Johnny boy, get up, Johnny boy
    Get up 'cause the world has left you lying on the ground
    You're my pride and joy
    You're my pride and joy
    Get up, Johnny boy, because we all need you now
    We all need you now
    Someone said, "Away you go"
    And someone said to you, "Goodbye"
    They deflect
    The disrespect
    When they say that they blame it on the times
    They blame it on the time
    We all know you're qualified
    To fix a chair and love your wife
    They all know you're qualified
    But they lie when they blame it on the times
    Oh, we blame it on the times
    He has fallen in love
    He knows it's enough
    But the world looks down and frowns
    Get up, Johnny boy, get up, Johnny boy
    Get up 'cause the world has left you lying on the ground
    You're my pride and joy
    You're my pride and joy
    Get up, Johnny boy, because we all need you now
    We all need you now
    I will carry all your names
    And I will carry all your shame
    And I will carry all your names
    And I will carry all your shame
    And I will carry all your names
    And I will carry all your shame
    Get up, Johnny boy, get up, Johnny boy
    Get up 'cause the world has left you lying on the ground
    You're my pride and joy
    You're my pride and joy
    Get up, Johnny boy, because we all need you now
    Get up, Johnny boy, get up, Johnny boy
    Get up 'cause the world has left you lying on the ground
    You're my pride and joy
    You're my pride and joy
    Get up, Johnny boy, because we all need you now

  • @fazbunent
    @fazbunent 2 роки тому +1

    Albert redefines the pronunciation of mochi to moki.

  • @444aik
    @444aik 4 роки тому +10

    Did anyone else realise that Albert was saying "Moki" instead of "Mochi" but you didn't mind because he's adorable?
    JuSt mE? oKaY.

    • @poimedhanzel2103
      @poimedhanzel2103 4 роки тому +1

      Kia Hayton-Trott and no one cares

    • @444aik
      @444aik 4 роки тому

      Banana Nana Well someone is definitely not CHILL

  • @aCreatureofsonaria
    @aCreatureofsonaria Рік тому +4

    MY COUSIN WAS NOODLE HAIR 😭

  • @withthepotatofans1820
    @withthepotatofans1820 4 роки тому +4

    8:16
    Albert: Moki
    Me: -.- EEEEEEEEE ITS M-O-C-H-I EEEEEEEE (wow I am rude -.-)
    But I did laugh when Albert said moki😂

  • @michellenguyen6134
    @michellenguyen6134 4 роки тому +8

    albert: "hot ice more like not hot ice cuz u not hot"
    me: 'i have a better one hot ice more like cold ice cuz u cold and not hot"
    did u like it u do thx

  • @chuckyforever
    @chuckyforever 3 роки тому +4

    11:19 *NO* stop

  • @gxbbygxming8092
    @gxbbygxming8092 4 роки тому +6

    Albert: "Just keep pushing, Just keep pushing"
    Me: Now where did he learn that advice?-

  • @ghost-ct1il
    @ghost-ct1il 4 роки тому +26

    Albert: 10:24
    Me: preach sister

  • @thebaconstickman6644
    @thebaconstickman6644 4 роки тому +10

    Albert, I just wanted to say that you are my favorite UA-camr. And yes I know probably everyone says this but I'm so happy that there's someone out there to make me and millions of others laugh. Thank you for being there through hard times. ♡

  • @souusa2007
    @souusa2007 4 роки тому +10

    3:44
    YOU BURNT ME

  • @ZoliaLuv
    @ZoliaLuv Рік тому

    I was watching this in the car without headphones and my moms like
    “Can you turn that down?”
    My sister goes
    “Yeah he’s so annoying”
    My dad goes
    “Is that the guy your brother watches every day?”
    My sister goes
    “Yeah he’s called Flamingo”
    My mom goes
    “He’s really annoying, all the screaming right in the microphone makes it all screechy-“
    My dad goes
    “Yeah he is very annoying”
    Help my family hates flamingo but I need my daily dose to boost my mood