See, I worked in asset protection years ago, so I would have taken that whole thing at face value, but from context clues I gathered what it probably was and googled it to be sure...and now "shoplifter porn" is in my search history. And my bookmarks.
@@27ratsinatrenchcoat90 There's a good few twitter threads and UA-cam videos, it's pretty fucked. Long long story short, major manipulation and gaslighting, spreading slanderous rumors with alts, and worse. Worst thing is majorly financially abusing (becoming land lord, employer, and car provider under a really fucked contract and NDA) someone and framing it as helping them. Also publicizing that person's many mental issues as an argument against them.
I already figured out that he puts out a new video whenever the views on his old ones start to drop, thus kicking off a new round of people rewatching his old stuff. Oh, _sure,_ he replied to that theory with "You guys rewatch my old videos?" all innocently, but we all know it's a coldly calculated plot to keep us addicted while doing the minimum amount of work.
The fact that Kevin’s dad got mad at the total for room service confuses me, he’s able to take not only his family but his extended family on vacation twice. Kevin was neglected by his cousins, siblings, parents, uncle and aunt. The only people who were concerned about him was the old man who had serial killer vibes and a homeless woman who was the New York version of Snow White.
he was technically right with the throngle room I mean at the very least at least one person is getting very thoroughly throngled, also I would love to see hyperfixation rants on how bad the entire jewelry company is
Depending on the type of deer, it can be a girl deer. Girl reindeer don't shed their antlers in winter, and since a lot of reindeer are depicted as having antlers, most depictes reindeer are therefore girls. This includes Santa's reindeer. Also love the lil amogus you drew on the diamond article, your editing is beyond godlike. (I'd unironically love a video about the diamond situation btw.)
I just want to say - Firstly, we understand & secondly, we're behind you 🤍 Your response to recently uncovered events, is a testament to your character. You're a good guy XOXOX
When I was 8, someone bet that they could stare at the sun longer than me. I now have light sensitivity and only recently regained the ability to differentiate between navy blue and black. Needless to say, I won that bet 😎
Hey, you probably knew this, but I recently learned that staring at the sun doesn't necessarily kill your eyes with too much light stimulus. Your pupils dilate, which focuses the intense light on to your retinas, and literally burns them. You took on the challenge of staring at the sun, caught your eyes on fire, and won. Be proud.
This probably ain't gonna be noticed nor seen, but I've been watching you since the quiet reddit days, with the r/insane parents, and I've watched every upload since then, but stayed mostly quiet because yes. You're my comfort UA-camr, and no one has the quality to their videos quite like you, and I appreciate how much effort you put into them. Thanks for being such a great person, and I hope you have amazing things in your future Oz :)
The editing was really noticeably tight on this video, its clear you put a lot of effort into it and it paid off! Also Please give us little 8-10 minute hyperfixation chaos deep dives that would be so fun
oz, youre the only person on youtube who i stick around for after the main content of the video is over and its just you doing your outro, dont sound so confused that people watch your outros, they have personality and theyre worth sticking around for
See, this is why I really like Oz over some of the other Reddit readers. Oz saw the "Old MacDonald" post and said "Hold my beer" AND CREATED THE REST OF THE SONG! Hats off to you dude. But goddamn you for getting that stuck in my head again.
9:51 yeah... that's how it feels like speaking about intrusive thoughts with people who don't have intrusive thoughts... I don't think I've ever seen someone so genuanly mean it when they told me to end myself.
Love you Oz, I hope you're doing ok buddy, I've heard you've been through a lot and I just wanna say thank you for bringing us smiles throughout the years even though you've been through it. Thank you Oz for being a great content creator :)
I will forever instantly click on an Oz video the moment I see one. Cuz while it may take forever for new ones to appear, they're always of such high quality
"Got any new hobbies?" Well Oz, I'm planning on giving streaming a go. But first I need to actually draw the Vtuber avatar, so far I've done an armchair... still need to draw the dapper, draconic, bearded husbando to sit upon said chair.
I was just watching some of your older videos and was suddenly blessed with a new upload. Thank you so much P.S the intro was amazing, I appreciate all the work you put into these videos
5:00 When the Norwegian Government introduced a sugar tax on soda a few years ago, it did actually include sugarfree drinks like Cola Zero, the argument being that artificial sweetening is basically the same as sugar (?). The entire sugar tax was eventually scrapped, mostly because it was pure political wheeling and dealing in the first place, introduced at the last minute to make up for a budget deficit.
9:08 So, about this. Oz and I have the same favorite hose setting. Last month, our hose head apparently broke even though I used it with no problems LITERALLY the DAY before, and the new one is the ONLY hose head I have ever seen with 6+ settings but NO MIST. And I am fuming about it. What hose setting am I supposed to point on myself now?! I love it on my back, I love it on my face, I love it on my tongue. Don't use that out of context. And SOME FÚCKER out there decided Center was more important and chose to betray me, Oz, and every citizen of good standing! And yes, I am reading my own comment in Oz's voice.
oz has returned with a top-tier musical number, and i expect nothing less. the trash man has risen from the depths to bless us with small crumbs yet again. and it shall sustain us, for now, but we will always return, picking up remains, waiting for our chance to get new food
Skyrim Loading Screen for Oz: "They say the land of Australia is filled with spiders, snakes and who knows what else. It's like Florida but funny accents."
I don't have any new hobbies, but thanks for asking. I have reignited my love of writing recently and even picked up a couple books to read for fun. Happy to say that I'm almost finished with one of them! Luigi's Got Big Turtles Questioning Italian Athletes. Yes, I did take the time to pause and I saw what you did there.
12:04 this meme is one of my pet peeves. not because of what the person did, but rather the fact that everyone assumes that it will actually switch the keys. Unless you go into the keyboard settings and manually change the bindings, it won’t do anything
The first post would land the Young Justice(Season 1) team in the Fable 3 universe for me. It was almost Fable 2 though, since I legitimately only started Fable 3 an hour ago, and had previously been playing Fable 2 until I finished it, which I happened to do so today. And I think this is like the first time I've ever actually been watching a show and playing a video game at the same time, when presented with this idea to mesh them. Since I usually only am doing one choice, like watching a tv show but not presently playing any video games for months, or vice versa. Thankfully I seem to be on a hero themed hyperfication this time, lmao!
![Lp. Сердце Вселенной #60 РОЖДЕНИЕ ЛОЛОЛОШКИ [Финал] • Майнкрафт](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YoR0pAV9FVQ/mqdefault.jpg)
As I am learning, it was indeed the throngle room.
the throngle room
Let dobby throngle you master
It would appear I have been throngled
another one got throngled
It’s throngling time
i absolutely love that he is not that far off with the "throngler room"
"Please don't Throngle me mister"
See, I worked in asset protection years ago, so I would have taken that whole thing at face value, but from context clues I gathered what it probably was and googled it to be sure...and now "shoplifter porn" is in my search history.
And my bookmarks.
The first thing to know when you’re on the internet is that if you don’t know what something is, it’s probably porn
@@infiniteplanes5775true
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 you can't stop me for I can't read
Whenever I look in the mirror, I say “that’s me irl” and so does the man in the mirror. He’s a pretty rad dude
Lucky. Every time I do it he calls me a sad cunt.
Hate to break it to you, but, uhhh... you might have a mimic problem
@@atrane365 roll for initiative
@@TheBenjiNebby nat 1
The girl in my mirror beat me at rock paper scissors
Oz: “I’m not a bottom!!!!”
Also Oz: “What if I call myself an alpha while wearing thigh highs?”
that's not bottoming
that's POWERbottoming
UwU im such an alpha id be so self importent if you locked me in a cage~
@@fourthmatchflameimpotent*
@@Taylor_5724 its "importent". "self imponent" isnt a thing.
@@fourthmatchflame ok joke getter
Hi Oz I saw your thread on twitter and I'm came to say that I'm proud of you for speaking up against the pyramid lady who reads about pyramid schemes
Wait what happened?
Can you send a link to the thread or some other summary of it, or explain it?
I am confused haha 😅
Illuminaughti self imploded.
@@27ratsinatrenchcoat90 just google the illuminaughtii
@@27ratsinatrenchcoat90 There's a good few twitter threads and UA-cam videos, it's pretty fucked. Long long story short, major manipulation and gaslighting, spreading slanderous rumors with alts, and worse. Worst thing is majorly financially abusing (becoming land lord, employer, and car provider under a really fucked contract and NDA) someone and framing it as helping them. Also publicizing that person's many mental issues as an argument against them.
@@fangirl3086😂 literally.
At this point we don't even expect him to ever get an upload schedule. He just pops in and out of existence every now and then
He is an enigma that of which we can’t understand
He spawns into existence then despawns
I already figured out that he puts out a new video whenever the views on his old ones start to drop, thus kicking off a new round of people rewatching his old stuff.
Oh, _sure,_ he replied to that theory with "You guys rewatch my old videos?" all innocently, but we all know it's a coldly calculated plot to keep us addicted while doing the minimum amount of work.
Oz is a particle confirmed
The only person less consistent than him is sam o'nella
Oz keeps screaming but God won't answer
instead we all laugh and ask for more
We're all God?
@@Bacteriophagebs depending on your personal phylosophy, yes
@@Bacteriophagebs yes.
@@Bacteriophagebsyes
@@Bacteriophagebs yes
Hearing him call me a lovely degerate makes my day infinitely better
Aren't we all but lovely degenerates?
@@beepboop9712 *Some degenerates are more degenerated than others.*
*I do agree we are all lovely though.*
unordinary fan :)
The fact that Kevin’s dad got mad at the total for room service confuses me, he’s able to take not only his family but his extended family on vacation twice. Kevin was neglected by his cousins, siblings, parents, uncle and aunt. The only people who were concerned about him was the old man who had serial killer vibes and a homeless woman who was the New York version of Snow White.
Oz getting called out by the Amphibia bottom post was very funny
hhm- 🥺
he was technically right with the throngle room I mean at the very least at least one person is getting very thoroughly throngled, also I would love to see hyperfixation rants on how bad the entire jewelry company is
Mini Oz shaking with glee at the conspiracy moment is so cute.
HE'S BACK, THE KING HATH RETURNED
THE KING!
HE'S BACK
HATH RETURNED
OW LORD HATH BROUT MEMS
THEE KING HATH BROUGHET OUR SUPPLEMENTATION OF MEMES. now stop pls, there's more fun comments
Depending on the type of deer, it can be a girl deer. Girl reindeer don't shed their antlers in winter, and since a lot of reindeer are depicted as having antlers, most depictes reindeer are therefore girls. This includes Santa's reindeer.
Also love the lil amogus you drew on the diamond article, your editing is beyond godlike.
(I'd unironically love a video about the diamond situation btw.)
Reindeer(caribou) are the Only species where the Females have Antlers.
@@Oturan20there are mutations that have occurred where female whitetail have had antlers. It is rare though.
I just want to say - Firstly, we understand & secondly, we're behind you 🤍 Your response to recently uncovered events, is a testament to your character. You're a good guy XOXOX
I would _absolutely_ watch an 8-minute deep dive of you talking about those sorts of rabbit holes you've gone down.
seconded, I'd turn up for a video about capitalist bullshit diamonds
@@thecrepeofdeath
DEBEERS.
That is a very specific amount of time lol
Absolutely up for this
YES
HE HAS RETURNED TO BLESS OUR SCREENS WITH FILTH ONCE AGAIN. PRAISE BE OZ
Arousing
When I was 8, someone bet that they could stare at the sun longer than me. I now have light sensitivity and only recently regained the ability to differentiate between navy blue and black. Needless to say, I won that bet 😎
Based
Sigma mentality
@@ardet7383 I LOVE your profile picture ♥️
@WhiteRabbit#47 lol thanks, its one of my favorite blursed images.
Hey, you probably knew this, but I recently learned that staring at the sun doesn't necessarily kill your eyes with too much light stimulus. Your pupils dilate, which focuses the intense light on to your retinas, and literally burns them. You took on the challenge of staring at the sun, caught your eyes on fire, and won. Be proud.
4:48 They REALLY tryna make us re-enact the Boston Tea Party.
i thought this was about the diamonds and i just went "yeah"
This probably ain't gonna be noticed nor seen, but I've been watching you since the quiet reddit days, with the r/insane parents, and I've watched every upload since then, but stayed mostly quiet because yes. You're my comfort UA-camr, and no one has the quality to their videos quite like you, and I appreciate how much effort you put into them. Thanks for being such a great person, and I hope you have amazing things in your future Oz :)
I love how confidently incorrect he was about the loss prevention room😂
You mean the throngle room
You’re gonna get throngled in that room though
Bingle bongled, het ready to get throngled
I genuinely don’t know what that room is, like we had a room kinda like that. And yea it was lost prevention! Along with discontinued items and such!
@@yujinyuki its a pron set
Oz: That’s the throngle room, that’s where loss prevention throngles you.
Me: Ehh, close enough.
like legit, so close i'm wondering if he's trolling us by pretending not to know
I've been feeling like shit lately, but for a short time you make the pain go away.
We all love you opossum man.
I hope things get better for you and you get a chance to breathe.
🙏💖
don't forget to tell others that reality is an illusion, don't know why, but that always relieves stress for me
Have you tried looking in Trazyn's vault for Dark Age of Technology era antidepressants?
The look of scared oz at 3:45 belongs in a horror movie
10:08 this one can still work, female Reindeer have antlers. Plus, male reindeer lose their antlers in the winter!
Female reindeer also lose their antlers, just at different times (and for shorter amounts of time I think? may be wrong)
It is absolutely impossible to predict this man’s upload schedule and I applaud him for it
Arousing
I have a feeling it has to do with the whole Illuminaughtii drama
The editing was really noticeably tight on this video, its clear you put a lot of effort into it and it paid off! Also Please give us little 8-10 minute hyperfixation chaos deep dives that would be so fun
Oz is finally done being a femboy and he’s here to entertain us with memes
he's still a femboy
Where has he been?
What did I miss😢
DAYUM DANIEL
@@kotten0swe oz being a femboy, keep up with the conversation
"I am god's mistake" has been stuck in my head for... way too long.
6:30 "tom your staying on the island while I go get help."
"But Larry I can fit on the boat!"
11:00
I would totally watch Oz go into random rants about diamonds and other things.
Yea more of that from him please
i love the insane gray haired twink
oz, youre the only person on youtube who i stick around for after the main content of the video is over and its just you doing your outro, dont sound so confused that people watch your outros, they have personality and theyre worth sticking around for
Exactly
Honestly the deep dive idea sounds really good, whether it's eight minutes or three hours. I'd say go for it.
I wanted to contribute to your GoFundMe but since it's not there I thought I'd come here instead. I hope you're holding up ok 💜💚
Every Oz video is a gift. It’s the only surprise that doesn’t send a chill down my spine these days
“The flash was on” I physically felt that pain, man.
2:16
Oh, my dear summer child, you don't even understand how right you are.
See, this is why I really like Oz over some of the other Reddit readers. Oz saw the "Old MacDonald" post and said "Hold my beer" AND CREATED THE REST OF THE SONG!
Hats off to you dude.
But goddamn you for getting that stuck in my head again.
3:59- 4:25 Here is the full post
And the song is the most relatable thing ever...which I guess isnt surprising since this is a me_irl video
5:40
If it was in my city, you'd almost have to add two 0s...
And they call us out of touch 😂😂😭
Always happy to see you make a new video Oz!
Oz is like that uncle from out of state that just randomly shows up, gets hammered, then disappears off the face of the planet again.
i would love to watch oz do 8 minute rants about random shit
That would be amazing!
Wearing thigh highs is like the admin override to calling yourself an alpha where it becomes funny
I feel like that girl was just pulling some "Not like other girls" BS. You can say anything as a joke and it doesn't necessarily mean anything.
@@skeetsmcgrew3282 yeah i know how jokes work lmao but sometimes it's just not funny
9:51 yeah... that's how it feels like speaking about intrusive thoughts with people who don't have intrusive thoughts... I don't think I've ever seen someone so genuanly mean it when they told me to end myself.
thats fucked up and im sorry it happened....
they. they what
we ABSOLUTELY want 8 minute sprints on your hyperfixations, i will watch _all of them-_
Love you Oz, I hope you're doing ok buddy, I've heard you've been through a lot and I just wanna say thank you for bringing us smiles throughout the years even though you've been through it. Thank you Oz for being a great content creator :)
I will forever instantly click on an Oz video the moment I see one. Cuz while it may take forever for new ones to appear, they're always of such high quality
Oz spent “50 hours” on the opening sketch to procrastinate on finishing the mini Oz special and it was worth it.
4:06 is so relatable, it genuinely makes me question if I am ok.
4:18 "Degenerat, you're going to become a part of me."
9:32
Nice try, Lizard man
8:03 thats exactly what a bottom would say
As a bottom, I can confirm.
It doesn't matter how often oz posts bc his videos are enough for a lifetime
Idk what an upload schedule is, but as long as there are Oz vids on this site, my rewatch schedule is every day.
@@mickeywhite2563 fr his videos are just so rewatchable
XD
"Got any new hobbies?"
Well Oz, I'm planning on giving streaming a go.
But first I need to actually draw the Vtuber avatar, so far I've done an armchair... still need to draw the dapper, draconic, bearded husbando to sit upon said chair.
oh hey first comment responding to my question lol
I'm glad Oz is back, he might take another break after the drama but I genuinly enjoy the bro, take care of yourself homie
1:45 Nono, you can make eye contact with it. Once. And then never make eye contact with anything again.
"Eye contact" implies that the sun has eyes
9:22 I like mist mode because it makes the best rainbows
"What if I call myself an Alpha while wearing thighhighs" nearly made me choke on a corn chip.
11:50 - I can hear my computer slow to a crawl as I weld manhacks to a airboat until it takes flight in Gmod
7:47 thanks for the translation Oz
The mist setting on hoses is for those of us who want to feel like vegetables in the grocery store being lightly misted before being passed by
I want a full-length version of that Ol' McDonald parody.
2:07 it warms Mt heart hearing Oz's terrifying threats❤
Ah yes the best of the Mountains Mt Heart
10:30 I would love to hear that hyperfixation
Hey, you're a good man, Oz. You do a good thing. Thank you.
Man a Carmen Sandiego and Cult of the Lamb crossover would be WILD
I was just watching some of your older videos and was suddenly blessed with a new upload. Thank you so much
P.S the intro was amazing, I appreciate all the work you put into these videos
11:58 the toolgun from Gmod
The thread about the Mafia not being an anesthetic actually has more to it and it's just hilarious. XD
I’m pretty sure that’s the room that every adult film about shoplifters, ever, was filmed 😂😂
0:08 Modern Warfare 2 and Ted Lasso? That would be… interesting to say the least
8:43 You're turning into muttering Midoriya from MHA my dude, it's adorable XD
11:30 Mac and cheese is a type of pasta. Ketchup is made from tomatoes. Pasta sauce is made from tomatoes. You're just putting sauce on your pasta.
Why do I hear some very angry Italians?...
I get so happy whenever I see Oz upload ^^
Edit: OZ IS A BOTTOM
In the words of Illuminaughty(think I misspelled the channel name), Oz is a power bottom without any power
For a second I read "is" as "has" and was like "well, yeah, did you think he'd had a total pelvectomy?"
@@that_duck_manthis aged poorly
Fun fact: If you are stranded on an island never build a raft. If you do your chances of survival drop to almost 0.
Thanks!
I would love the chaotic hyperfixation rants, it feels like they would be entertaining
11:25 Fear me. For I, practically *drown* my macaroni in ketchup.
Oz: "This is the loss prevention room!"
Me: Oh dear, should we tell him?
I mean, "throngle" is an oddly fitting descriptor of what happens in that room.
Vrchat with the good place sounds like it would be an interesting crossover
I am literally depressed and Oz just gave me the strength to make it through this day. Praise be our Lord Oz!
5:00 When the Norwegian Government introduced a sugar tax on soda a few years ago, it did actually include sugarfree drinks like Cola Zero, the argument being that artificial sweetening is basically the same as sugar (?). The entire sugar tax was eventually scrapped, mostly because it was pure political wheeling and dealing in the first place, introduced at the last minute to make up for a budget deficit.
HE'S BACK! I KNEW REWATCHING ALL HIS ILD CONTENT WOULD SUMMON HIM SOONER OR LATER!
Wasn't expecting Amphibia meme today but I'm not complaining.
9:08 So, about this. Oz and I have the same favorite hose setting. Last month, our hose head apparently broke even though I used it with no problems LITERALLY the DAY before, and the new one is the ONLY hose head I have ever seen with 6+ settings but NO MIST. And I am fuming about it.
What hose setting am I supposed to point on myself now?! I love it on my back, I love it on my face, I love it on my tongue. Don't use that out of context. And SOME FÚCKER out there decided Center was more important and chose to betray me, Oz, and every citizen of good standing!
And yes, I am reading my own comment in Oz's voice.
4:00
SOMEONE CLIPS THIS!!! I want this on loop
oz has returned with a top-tier musical number, and i expect nothing less. the trash man has risen from the depths to bless us with small crumbs yet again. and it shall sustain us, for now, but we will always return, picking up remains, waiting for our chance to get new food
THE WIZARD OF OZ RETURNS!
Skyrim Loading Screen for Oz:
"They say the land of Australia is filled with spiders, snakes and who knows what else. It's like Florida but funny accents."
HE’S BACK!!! THE KING IS BACK!!!
Hell yeah Oz, I would enjoy your deep dives on rants on random topics.
I don't have any new hobbies, but thanks for asking. I have reignited my love of writing recently and even picked up a couple books to read for fun. Happy to say that I'm almost finished with one of them!
Luigi's Got Big Turtles Questioning Italian Athletes.
Yes, I did take the time to pause and I saw what you did there.
Videos like your Honse vid and Cheesestick vid are my top go-to's when I need cheering up.
❤
Just so you know, we appreciate you.
12:04 this meme is one of my pet peeves. not because of what the person did, but rather the fact that everyone assumes that it will actually switch the keys. Unless you go into the keyboard settings and manually change the bindings, it won’t do anything
It actually will mess up the keys for those people who look at the keyboard while typing. They will hit the key labeled M but it will type N.
@@OlegDorbitt ooh that’s true, i completely forgot about that lmao
I love it when he uploads because everyone is like "he's alive" while he's been uploading slow for a while now
He's like a mythical creature that wakes up every 100 years
@@Lemonnitenite and we love it when he appears before us with memes
@@danviferahr1426 which makes our day infinitely better
Rotoscoping... by hand... man's a different kind of legend. All the hats off to you, great and powerful
Kirby crossed over with Breaking Bad is both shocking and expected.
The first post would land the Young Justice(Season 1) team in the Fable 3 universe for me.
It was almost Fable 2 though, since I legitimately only started Fable 3 an hour ago, and had previously been playing Fable 2 until I finished it, which I happened to do so today.
And I think this is like the first time I've ever actually been watching a show and playing a video game at the same time, when presented with this idea to mesh them. Since I usually only am doing one choice, like watching a tv show but not presently playing any video games for months, or vice versa.
Thankfully I seem to be on a hero themed hyperfication this time, lmao!
2:25 that’s a porn set.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaa
BAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
POSSUM LORD HAS RETURNED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
real